FIRED FOR TRUTH // Quorators Full Episode
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- čas přidán 27. 05. 2024
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 FIRED FOR TRUTH
04:20 Tips For Men
11:50 Why Isn't New Lang Syne?
13:50 I want to get fired. How do I go about it?
21:05 Do Eagle Scouts have a hard time getting jobs because they can't be fired for no reason? Is this just a rumor or is there any truth to it?
25:40 Should teachers who have "OnlyFans" sites be fired?
31:20 I have offered to do a security tips column on a local website, around 80 women really like the idea. 3 snowflake 20 somethings deel I do not understand women well enough becaues I was sarcastic over one who wanted someone fired for texting her. Do?
36:10 How would a girl react to a girl telling her "I'd set myself on fire for you, and that is the honest truth"?
41:51 My boyfriend pooped in the shower multiple times and my mum found out and had to clean the drain. He lives with us. Should I break up with him? He is not a bad person.
47:20 My husband keeps telling me "size doesn't matter" but I can't get over the fact that he's only 5'9. I don't like short men. Should I divorce him?
58:16 I just kicked my 12-year-old son out of the house because he has bad grades. How do I get him with foster care?
1:04:06 A republican told me that Biden is cancelling Halloween because it is too evil, is this even legal? Why do radical liberal democrats want to cancel Christian holidays?
1:09:20 What is truth? - Komedie
Fired for simply telling my employer they peaked in 2008
Every time I hear about Cracked, I mistake it for Clickhole, and have to remember that no I have no fond memories of Cracked as a matter of fact
Very sorry to hear about being fired and the loss of income, but very happy that you weren't chewed to a gray paste the way most fun youtube things that get swallowed by companies are, and glad to have you back! ❤😊
It is a badge of honor to be fired by cracked. There's like 3 other cool people I can think of that got fired by them.
At least three
Love you Jordan
cracked is the same kind of website as the Escapist. Rock Paper Shotgun is next ex-decent website to turn to shit, have been worse and worse since the redesign.
Thank youuuuuuu@@patrickclark9919
Swaim, Cody, The Katies, DOB, The Good Doctor, David Wong, among others.
cracked really scrambled your eggs this time
The show wasn’t the same without Waffles producing.
This is a delicate tightrope to walk for me, because I support you guys, but I also support woke institutions firing truth tellers. I guess ultimately I'm glad both teams showed up, have 110% and played a good game.
Cracked kinda has a habit of hiring good creatives, not platforming their work in effective ways, and then firing them when they don't make money from it. A very similar thing happened with Dr. Jordan Breeding.
You can’t prove that
They fired Jordan? Damn, wasnt he basically the reason Cracked started putting out new videos?
I haven't worked there since February!@@Aelffwynn
@@Aelffwynn Allegedly and absofuckinlutely.
I wouldn't be surprised if Staff Picks got kicked off the channel, too.
Genuinely good to have y'all back on the OG channel.
I can't believe y'all got fired over TRUTH.
Smh
This is a new era for cracked. I'm only referring to when cracked was good as when they had Quorators on the youtube
I absolutely assumed it was clogging the toilet that got you the boot.
Sorry you're no longer being funded, but it's great that my subscription to the channel is useful again, and I no longer need to remember to go to a different place every Monday.
Also, I'm glad you explained Alex was wearing the flag; I thought he was just cold. Like without those sweet, sweet Cracked Fact-bucks you could no longer afford heat.
But most importantly, it was delightful to see the return of my favorite segment, Technical Difficulties Please Stand By.
i too have actually been fired for the truth!
i worked a temp job in the basement of a hotel and the manager was shouty, and when we needed some days off, we needed to ask in the morning, when we were signed in. i wanted some time off in the coming weeks, so i was listening to how the others were doing it, and it turns out, whatever people were saying it pissed her off - and the 3rd time somebody asked and she contradicted just yesterday's shouty rant, i asked (calmly) "which one is it? should we talk amongst ourselves to swap duties or is that 'going behind your back'?"
and then couple days later she removed me from the work schedule, without telling anyone, so there was a bit of confusion.
although nobody literally fired me, so i guess i was lying
i met another manager from the same place, some years later randomly, and she told me that lady got fired soon after, so i guess there's some firing
thank you for telling your truth
Back in the couch. 🎉🎉🎉
We are BACK to the TRUE and HONEST home of the fact!
I think it's fucking insane that like half of the comments on the Cracked videos was just people answering the episode title, completely ignoring that the video is an hour long and not literally just one question
great to have the show back. and fuck cracked.
Season 2 was over before i even really understood why it was on Cracked to begin with, welcome back
omg the camera overheating at the end! WE ARE SOOOO BAAAAACK!!!!
Sad to hear about y'all being fired, but overjoyed with your continuation of the show, as someone who just found you through Alex's appearance on LPOTL's Tiers of a Clown and immediately binged this fun concept.
I'm pretty sure that security tips dude thought the Teen Rants subquora was for ranting about teens.
Also glad to have you back on the REAL home of the fact
This podcast is my Sopranos.
Sorry to hear but works for me because I was never going to watch on cracked.
Literally every man i know who's said something like, "I'd set myself on fire for you," has weird hero fantasies and very little follow through on anything he says 😂
Alex thank you for the phrase "I have assassin's fingers"
Pooping in the shower doesn't necessarily make you a bad person. A disgusting person, but not a bad person. Pooping in other people's shower and making them clean it up definitely makes you a bad person though.
This is the kind of truth that gets people fired
Kyle Kinane was a GREAT guest! Glad I was introduced to his comedy through the show. And always happy to see Matt McMuscles!
Also love that they said multiple times, multiple times.
-home of the fact- *home of Ptak*
Walter
Bahahahaha
Glad to have you back. I stopped watching while you were at Cracked because I'm old and hate change
Cracked fired them because they summoned Baphomet.
Hyped for season 3 🔥
i haven't thought about suit guy in so long. some of my friends were friends with him. He was pretty charming so maybe it is good advice for men but all i can remember about him after 9 years is that he wore suits like all the time. and i think he lived in ciw
Happy to see Waffles!❤️
good riddance from that hell website, congrats and happy new year @quoratos !
Tips for Men seems like a great new segment. I can't wait for the reverse segment, Men for Tips.
Thank you for your bravery
Producer Waffles needs to get on controlling that light source and maybe get his boys a ring light or two.
He won't of course.
I am 5' 9" and can't think of any advantages or disadvantages. I have never felt tall, but I've also never felt short (except when I met Eric Montross RIP)
The boys are in fact, back in town
Also this is the 69th episode of quorators that isn't behind the great paywall of China. Pretty nice
Sorry for bein snarky during the clips/Cracked era. While I'm sad to hear the deal fell thru, glad to see you're back on the couch. Even happier I never gave Cracked a sub lmfaoooooooooo.
The vibes just weren't the same without the couch or Waffles. Puking offscreen aside lmao
I love seeing internet-personalities on here! You usually only get to read or hear them, and occasionally we get to see them here. I think that's awesome and that's a cracked-fact! (Cracked - home of the fact)
welcome back home boyz
I'm signed up now for Q+ but I will shut that down today, 5 dollars I want a managing producer position, and I want more muslim Jermey,
Better to not be surrounded by irrelevant snl hack rejects. They have like 1 decent segment with the Roger Horton stuff, and that's it. Keep it going gents.
"Can you tell Alex has Covid in this video?" Ok then why is he sitting next to someone indoors with no mask
we found out the next day
@@JeremyK Ah
The Fact Mahdi had come out of Cracked Occlusion, Inshallah ☝🏽
Mashallah
You don't have to pick the poop up, just wafflestomp it down the drain
If you're committing to "tips for men" you gotta tape yourselves in a fake "studio space" and pre-scripting the advice (makes it so you sound purposeful and coherent despite you supposedly saying something "off the cuff") and finally add that epic and synthy "blade runner 2049" music underneath to make yourselves sound otherworldly wise.
About the guy who pooped in the shower, since it was written by a 45 year old man, I wonder if the boyfriend did it while douching? In all cases, he should not leave it for someone else to clean, though maybe he thought he got it down the drain and it would wash away. My advice would have been to offer to get a bidet system for their toilet, increase the boyfriend's fiber intake, and maybe let toilet cleaning duties fall on the adult men of the house rather than the (presumably elderly) mother
fired for RUTH
ever notice people are always fired for telling the truth nowadays
NUMBER 1 MAGICK ISNT REAL
Cracked, home of the false 😑
were you guys actually fired for defending Palestine?
Given Jeremy laughs each time, I doubt that.
Cracked is whack 😫
waffles
Walter