Chelsea Handler: “Who’s Your Mommy Now?” - Full Special

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  • Chelsea Handler explains why she’s anti-coffee dates, why you’ll never find her at game night and what it’s like to always be the bridesmaid, never a bride.
    Original airdate: March 9, 2007
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Komentáře • 111

  • @user-dk9cg7ej6f
    @user-dk9cg7ej6f Před 6 dny +1

    I miss when we could all talk like this and no one got cancelled

  • @mcdonaldscoupons1701
    @mcdonaldscoupons1701 Před měsícem +21

    Upholding abortion rights saves people from unwanted pregnancy, but also saves anyone from having a Chelsea as a mother

    • @michaelgiddings195
      @michaelgiddings195 Před měsícem

      Proving its Value , Right , or do I mean Left?

    • @sherrinunya4079
      @sherrinunya4079 Před 12 dny

      Apparently you care enough to watch her! Pants on fire, Loser!

  • @sherrinunya4079
    @sherrinunya4079 Před 12 dny +1

    Everyone whinging here about relevance, it was filmed in 2007. Times have changed and she's still funny as hell.

  • @mcdonaldscoupons1701
    @mcdonaldscoupons1701 Před měsícem +8

    The next time someone wants to bring back "offensive comedy", remind em that includes tiny dick jokes and bald fat guy jokes. Sure, people still _say_ stuff like this in casual conversation, but it's a bit different when someone gets up on a stage and their joke is just... That. Full stop, nothing else, that's the joke.

  • @NeonCicada
    @NeonCicada Před měsícem +9

    Chelsea's deadpan style of satire = muy 👌lol

  • @roadlesstraveled34
    @roadlesstraveled34 Před 12 dny +1

    Are the people in the audience always like actually at the show? They're not spliced in from funny shows or something in post production?

  • @kristianaquillen7931
    @kristianaquillen7931 Před měsícem +3

    This one sucks. She usually does great shows.

  • @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
    @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 Před měsícem

    😂😂😂😂the wedding video!!!

  • @kimmorrow200
    @kimmorrow200 Před měsícem +2

    ❤️ IT register @ a liquor store and a bank 😝💕🤩

  • @jrdewitt100
    @jrdewitt100 Před 22 dny

    Whys the video quality so bad? This is not 1080p

  • @mattgies
    @mattgies Před měsícem

    Something a little messed up with the video quality--some horizontal blurring. Maybe bad upscaling? Watching in 1080p.

  • @crystal6623
    @crystal6623 Před měsícem +1

    Love her face...

    • @themelting9696
      @themelting9696 Před měsícem +1

      That's a very masculine face...🤔

    • @Kathy_1991
      @Kathy_1991 Před 10 dny +1

      ​@@themelting9696😮 really? I think she's very pretty... But we all have different tastes when it comes to beauty, I guess.

  • @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
    @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 Před měsícem

    She's funny but I'm glad she's grown!
    Still love her ❤

  • @calexprenas
    @calexprenas Před měsícem +21

    Wow, some of those race jokes… Honestly don’t remember people being so crass about that in effing 2007. I mean the 80s and 90s yes but this is what people were laughing at in 2007??

    • @kb_analytics
      @kb_analytics Před měsícem +3

      To be fair, pre-2010 was still rinsing off the 90s

    • @calexprenas
      @calexprenas Před měsícem

      @@kb_analytics You may be right - the 90s *were* pretty grungy. Guess it took some longer than others

    • @MrBobbo18
      @MrBobbo18 Před měsícem +1

      Race jokes are funny in 2024. Grow
      Up

    • @roadlesstraveled34
      @roadlesstraveled34 Před 12 dny

      I'm no fan of Chelsea but if you think of it, The Office came out in 2005 I think and obv there's no comparing that with her but they did include actually funny/really biting race humor.

  • @0shockadelica0
    @0shockadelica0 Před měsícem +2

    Are these jokes?

  • @robertfsullivan1756
    @robertfsullivan1756 Před měsícem +1

    Haha

  • @chadgapemen23
    @chadgapemen23 Před 11 dny +1

    some people have really sad lives i guess :( i feel bad for her,, why is everyone laughing?

    • @Kathy_1991
      @Kathy_1991 Před 10 dny

      They're not even laughing, they're clapping. I don't know why though

  • @michaeldeering798
    @michaeldeering798 Před měsícem +16

    Racism... so funny...

    • @strangefeeling8901
      @strangefeeling8901 Před měsícem +3

      i know right? not even 3 minutes in, bye...

    • @MrBobbo18
      @MrBobbo18 Před měsícem

      It is. It’s hilarious. Do you snap when you thinks it’s funny?

    • @MrBobbo18
      @MrBobbo18 Před měsícem

      @@strangefeeling8901cat person? Shocker😮

    • @brianbelanger1984
      @brianbelanger1984 Před 10 dny

      Posting multiple...... between statements.... so clever..... so original..... mabey you should do stand up.

  • @Koofumhead
    @Koofumhead Před měsícem +21

    Not even a fan of Brittany Spears, but that lazy shot early on was a sign of bored gag writing.

  • @TeiuAl
    @TeiuAl Před měsícem +4

    For the first time I was glad I saw a CZcams ad...

  • @kukki6031
    @kukki6031 Před měsícem +41

    I thought this was gonna be funny and i tried so hard to watch but its just blend

    • @Kate4267
      @Kate4267 Před měsícem +8

      Bland?

    • @mikejettusa
      @mikejettusa Před měsícem +4

      In a full set, I usually laugh 2 or 3 times. Just not really worth suffering through the rest of it.

    • @BeckyA59
      @BeckyA59 Před měsícem +5

      I agree, she's not really funny. At least not here

    • @Garrett0329
      @Garrett0329 Před měsícem +3

      I’m glad I’m not the only person 😂

    • @hanve
      @hanve Před měsícem +2

      Man. I'm not alone 😂😂

  • @243wayne1
    @243wayne1 Před měsícem

    Hilarious! Love it.

  • @HOSTILEMGTOW
    @HOSTILEMGTOW Před měsícem +4

    🫥

  • @natalialazo5865
    @natalialazo5865 Před měsícem +11

    I tried to watch but couldn't make it past 5 minutes. She's not funny, she's angry.

    • @robertperry4439
      @robertperry4439 Před měsícem +1

      One minute and forty-eight seconds.

    • @natalialazo5865
      @natalialazo5865 Před měsícem

      @@robertperry4439 😂

    • @samk4801
      @samk4801 Před měsícem +2

      I made it to 5:03. And I agree...a LOT of female comics are just ranting. That's their right, but it's not funny.

  • @Semper_Iratus
    @Semper_Iratus Před měsícem +14

    Pass

    • @Diamondr11Blue
      @Diamondr11Blue Před měsícem

      She never wanted u

    • @samk4801
      @samk4801 Před měsícem +1

      I never heard of her before I saw Rosebud Baker last year and she mentioned Chelsea Handler in passing. I had high hopes for this "vintage" set. I turned it off at 5:03.

  • @brianbelanger1984
    @brianbelanger1984 Před 10 dny

    More people post that they dont like this than people post that they do. Soooooo people thay dont like it watch it anyways?

  • @brianbelanger1984
    @brianbelanger1984 Před 10 dny

    Circumsized or not Circumsized. Definitely not your wheel house. Thats like a guy telling women who have large labias to get surgery to trim them to the shape and size guys want.

  • @angeleide1344
    @angeleide1344 Před 29 dny +2

    WOW what a train wreck. I used to like her a lot;shame.

  • @dougwarner
    @dougwarner Před měsícem +7

    She’s awesome. She was funny then, and she’s funny now. Love her work 💕

  • @lmzaadi
    @lmzaadi Před měsícem +4

    Your baby is fucking 7!

  • @riddlescom
    @riddlescom Před měsícem

    07.

  • @MelvinWatts-xm2om
    @MelvinWatts-xm2om Před 29 dny

    That pusy sound good

  • @danofiremano
    @danofiremano Před měsícem +2

    She's so funny!

  • @Leslie-wb8cb
    @Leslie-wb8cb Před měsícem +5

    Such a fox! I just love her.

  • @beenfrank
    @beenfrank Před měsícem +2

    😳😳😳

  • @_JanetLouise
    @_JanetLouise Před měsícem +4

    .... she has matured ...

  • @djorion11
    @djorion11 Před měsícem +4

    Yes we should recycle, but all these jokes have been recycled over and over....so predictable.

    • @samk4801
      @samk4801 Před měsícem +1

      Warning: Spoiler alert: I had just said the words: "No...I'm drinking so that YOU'RE more fun to be around". And then she said them. Very predictable.

  • @BeautyNeedsAWitness
    @BeautyNeedsAWitness Před měsícem

    ❤❤❤

  • @robertfsullivan1756
    @robertfsullivan1756 Před měsícem +2

    HaHa

  • @michaelgiddings195
    @michaelgiddings195 Před měsícem

    Chelsea is one of the first fighters of the GOP Barefoot, Pregnant , Whether you like it or not , and better be Cookin Something Lucy. She Scoffs ,Such a Tough Diamond This One. Sometimes Bad is Good.

  • @GarrettWorcester
    @GarrettWorcester Před měsícem

    She's coming to Norman, OK, in May 2024; I will take a wild guess and say that it's sold out already. 😟😡

  • @Ozmogul
    @Ozmogul Před měsícem +2

    Wow - the "Queen of Karens" made her money being extremely racist, misandrist, and offensive. Who would have thought. :)

  • @mommahen6271
    @mommahen6271 Před měsícem

    You are at least 50. Haters😂

    • @GarrettWorcester
      @GarrettWorcester Před měsícem +1

      ?? This was filmed in 2007, so she recently turned 49 in 2024.

  • @bluegorillacookies
    @bluegorillacookies Před měsícem +11

    Train wreck watching the people try to laugh and clap and be a good sport, but not funny at all.

  • @samk4801
    @samk4801 Před měsícem +1

    Wow. What a hot mess.

  • @virgimasalskas9668
    @virgimasalskas9668 Před měsícem +7

    Just Saad

  • @themelting9696
    @themelting9696 Před měsícem +5

    Why is this so garbage?

  • @anythinganywhereanytime7054
    @anythinganywhereanytime7054 Před měsícem +2

    as far as it goes...that was a waste of my time..sorry.

    • @brianbelanger1984
      @brianbelanger1984 Před 10 dny

      You really think people will see this comment and think. Yeah if it's a waste of this person's time I won't bother. Get a grip.

  • @stevenfrey8034
    @stevenfrey8034 Před 26 dny +3

    I could watch her entire skit without laughing at all. She's just not funny.

  • @flybones9346
    @flybones9346 Před měsícem +2

    Coffee dates lead to actual dates if you really look like your pictures.... Which you don't usually. Hence, the coffee date.

  • @cognocere
    @cognocere Před měsícem +8

    Meh

  • @Alaska610ish
    @Alaska610ish Před měsícem +1

    Boring and not funny.

  • @Lindy.Effect
    @Lindy.Effect Před 22 dny

    Not worth watching 👎🏼

  • @PhaRoaH87
    @PhaRoaH87 Před měsícem +10

    Chelsea seems a little bit too mad at life. Did she have an abortion and the father was a British guy or something? 😅

  • @imell372
    @imell372 Před měsícem +5

    🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

  • @wereproductsnotconsumers8179
    @wereproductsnotconsumers8179 Před měsícem +7

    Eww Chelsea Handler? That's gross.

  • @spkrlre
    @spkrlre Před měsícem +3

    This is horrific