Vladimir Putin Rage

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  • čas přidán 16. 02. 2012
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  • @ndhankhar4095
    @ndhankhar4095 Před 3 lety +5778

    Things Putin will never let go of:
    1.Russia
    2.His pen

  • @dogmachine2406
    @dogmachine2406 Před 3 lety +15744

    Putin: Pure GREED!!!
    Billionare: tries to steal pen.

    • @nikolaslavov3498
      @nikolaslavov3498 Před 3 lety +279

      Also Putin: allegedly has $200 Billion net worth

    • @USER-xm9ne
      @USER-xm9ne Před 3 lety +167

      @@nikolaslavov3498 it's our net worth, yeah we can't use it accept him but it's still ours

    • @jitt9264
      @jitt9264 Před 3 lety +88

      @@nikolaslavov3498 he is the riches man in the world basically. He own russia

    • @BeardedPickIe
      @BeardedPickIe Před 3 lety +108

      @@nikolaslavov3498 having lots of money doesn't mean you are greedy

    • @JackOLanternBob
      @JackOLanternBob Před 3 lety +112

      @@nikolaslavov3498 net worth and greed are very different

  • @ercancan68
    @ercancan68 Před 3 měsíci +483

    You don’t see it here but at the end he says: the workers need to get their salary what is not paid in months. Deadline is today!

    • @skoprivlenski
      @skoprivlenski Před 2 měsíci +25

      Good

    • @jeremyromero2000
      @jeremyromero2000 Před měsícem

      Damn I need Putin to advocate on my behalf. Texas corporations just steal your labor outright

    • @italiahyunjoong19
      @italiahyunjoong19 Před měsícem +19

      If I remember correctly, that day one or two million were transferred to pay the workers..😮

  • @palmbeachgrown5125
    @palmbeachgrown5125 Před 2 měsíci +673

    That room was so tense I ended up signing an agreement and I wasn’t even there.

  • @ayushthefriend
    @ayushthefriend Před 3 lety +8873

    When putin installs windows, microsoft accept terms and conditions

  • @lestight792
    @lestight792 Před 5 lety +16321

    I signed that and I wasn't even there

  • @jackhu
    @jackhu Před 3 měsíci +460

    In other counties business people own politicians

    • @jayceontalylor4244
      @jayceontalylor4244 Před měsícem +42

      this is why Russia isn't breached politically

    • @winio437
      @winio437 Před měsícem +5

      ​@@jayceontalylor4244You are wrong

    • @jayceontalylor4244
      @jayceontalylor4244 Před měsícem

      ​@@winio437 if it was the case, Russia would be working for the American agenda already like 90% of the countries, but Russia, China aren't, USA tried its best to make the people revolt and change their government while putting some American friendly leader but it didnt work like they did in Arab countries, and the arab spring coups .

    • @Obs23456.
      @Obs23456. Před měsícem

      @@jayceontalylor4244 just morally

    • @Obs23456.
      @Obs23456. Před měsícem +4

      @@jayceontalylor4244 russia needs autocrats, the tzars knew this, Stalin knew this and pootin knows this. Someday soon the people will wake up.

  • @user-uz5lz4xo8h
    @user-uz5lz4xo8h Před 4 měsíci +152

    And most importantly, that same evening the workers of this plant began to receive salaries and the plant continued to work safely

  • @williamsojo700
    @williamsojo700 Před 5 lety +15570

    "You ran around like cockroaches when I said I was coming."
    "Give me back my pen."

    • @maksxymilian713
      @maksxymilian713 Před 5 lety +656

      He said "Can u give me back my pen" bad translate

    • @WayToManyAssassins
      @WayToManyAssassins Před 5 lety +147

      Their hearts must of been racing XD

    • @flyingfoxes4630
      @flyingfoxes4630 Před 4 lety +354

      @@WayToManyAssassins "Their hearts must *_have_* been racing"

    • @WayToManyAssassins
      @WayToManyAssassins Před 4 lety +117

      @@flyingfoxes4630 Oh hello officer hows it going

    • @ReviewBlogVlog
      @ReviewBlogVlog Před 4 lety +59

      @@flyingfoxes4630 Don't you have nothing better to do besides correcting people? Go find some other hobby

  • @gavinparish8871
    @gavinparish8871 Před 3 lety +3303

    He doesn't even sound angry, just highly disappointed.

    • @MadXlownz
      @MadXlownz Před 3 lety +146

      that's almost worse..

    • @331SVTCobra
      @331SVTCobra Před 3 lety +169

      The people who yell when they're furious usually don't get results. Just wait for them to run out of steam then tell them why they're wrong and they'll go away.
      When someone with authority shows up and calmly says "this is fubar. You will fix it. If you don't fix it, we'll move you out and give it to someone who will fix it"...
      a. He's just issued the challenge. He's done. He won't "run out of steam".
      b. If one tries to retort, BAM! "We're not here to discuss, we're here to do what I just told you to do."

    • @GokulOnFire
      @GokulOnFire Před 3 lety +10

      Underrated comment.

    • @jamesdbrown5703
      @jamesdbrown5703 Před 3 lety +37

      I'd personally be far more afraid of someone that's calm and collected....because that shows far more intelligence.

    • @kevinpurnell9465
      @kevinpurnell9465 Před 3 lety +6

      Putin is putting on a show he is extremely corrupt and careless

  • @Qrayon
    @Qrayon Před 3 měsíci +48

    That's funny. In America the corporations tell the President what to do.

    • @eric7964
      @eric7964 Před 9 dny

      They are all in cahoots. Putin doesnt stay in power without the backing of the oligarchs. Same as Americans wealthy and their president. Only difference is America has a chance for either of the 2 candidates to win.

    • @CapitaineCouille
      @CapitaineCouille Před dnem +2

      Go live in Russia my friend.

    • @Qrayon
      @Qrayon Před 23 hodinami

      @@CapitaineCouille Since the 1950s American propaganda has painted the Soviet Union as an incredibly oppressive country, although most of the people I've met from the Soviet Union agree that it was terrible. Then as the S.U. collapsed and its republics became independent, Russia became freer, but I never dreamed that life in Russia would be better than in the United States. It looks like that may be the case now.
      I wouldn't mind visiting, but I don't think I'd want to live there permanently; the weather gets too cold.

    • @9ofe
      @9ofe Před 13 hodinami

      ​@@CapitaineCouilleI'd love to go If I had a chance. Tho the war situation might affect my decision. I'll wait till Ukraine is fully invaded or freed.

  • @user-si8wz3hz2z
    @user-si8wz3hz2z Před 3 měsíci +641

    After 11 yrs, I found this on my recommended list
    Who else too

  • @time1985
    @time1985 Před 3 lety +9183

    This dude almost took Putin's pen, Jesus Christ

    • @robertforrester578
      @robertforrester578 Před 3 lety +323

      He DID take it. Fuckin Putin had to tell him to give it back.

    • @J.F.Christ
      @J.F.Christ Před 3 lety +52

      I see you calling

    • @Skac01
      @Skac01 Před 3 lety +71

      He tried to flex... he tried.

    • @mrfairact8662
      @mrfairact8662 Před 3 lety +27

      Sure this guy is from Poland. :P

    • @parusboghani7998
      @parusboghani7998 Před 3 lety +66

      We can see how he became a billionaire now. Pen thief = Big thief

  • @MrGilRoland
    @MrGilRoland Před 8 lety +4368

    When he asked: "Did everybody sign this agreement?", the paper was so scared that it automagically signed itself.

  • @johnbrown4949
    @johnbrown4949 Před 2 měsíci +123

    Damn, that actually sounds like a great leader

    • @AMplusPM
      @AMplusPM Před měsícem +10

      it sounds like a boss, not like a leader

    • @jasmins203
      @jasmins203 Před 24 dny

      This was all probably staged and would be funny if there was not a war going on.

    • @SubstituteQuincy
      @SubstituteQuincy Před 23 dny

      @@AMplusPM you interpret it that way because you’re not use to having a real leader
      You crybaby Americans are use to having presidents who sugarcoat lies to your face you’re not use to having a president like Putin who plays no games.
      The owners of that factory did a bad thing and Putin set them straight.

    • @Unknown_Bag
      @Unknown_Bag Před 16 dny +7

      ​@@AMplusPM what do you think a president is
      Both a boss and a leader.

    • @yemuppet8102
      @yemuppet8102 Před 8 dny +3

      ​@@AMplusPMIQ 70 detected

  • @george6329
    @george6329 Před 3 lety +5568

    Oh my god he talks to them like they're children this is so funny.

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 Před 3 lety +407

      ʞilljoy ʞane
      They’re scared because he’s actually calm, when he’s mad he goes wide and kills everyone within a 1 mile radius.

    • @harrisonkarn2078
      @harrisonkarn2078 Před 3 lety +187

      If someone far stronger and more powerful than you (like Putin) is barking orders at you with that calm voice that means they’re trying not to lose it.

    • @peterstonley4264
      @peterstonley4264 Před 3 lety +57

      @@surrk1057 oleg dereipaska is a literal Rothschild agent hated across russia. you dont realise the balls it takes to stand against a man like him. he is seriously powerful.

    • @tonysonions2860
      @tonysonions2860 Před 3 lety +6

      @@surrk1057 amazing how some people dont get it

    • @jayplays1710
      @jayplays1710 Před 3 lety +11

      @Jordan Spencer or maybe you're stupid

  • @duskwalker6817
    @duskwalker6817 Před 3 lety +3404

    This dude just lied to Putin's face and got scolded like a child lol

    • @wlink639
      @wlink639 Před 3 lety +51

      Honestly that's why it feels staged.

    • @dh6865
      @dh6865 Před 3 lety +85

      @@wlink639 hes a president not a fugitive

    • @hamar5908
      @hamar5908 Před 3 lety +59

      @@wlink639 & definitely not an actor like Trump, borris & so on. All leaders know when Putin speaks, you listen..when (most) other politicians speak you read between the lines.

    • @Colin_Lawlor_Audio
      @Colin_Lawlor_Audio Před 3 lety +61

      @@wlink639 Not everything on the internet is staged. Just stay away from TikTok and Instagram, they are staged lol

    • @adlinks662
      @adlinks662 Před 3 lety +54

      I don't think he lied, Putin just wanted to embarrass him in front of the cameras, the Guy was smart and didn't argue so signed it again! LOL

  • @jonlork1937
    @jonlork1937 Před 2 měsíci +59

    Even Mike Tyson would have signed that Paper

    • @TheK4ptur
      @TheK4ptur Před 12 hodinami

      Of course, everyone shits themselves around Putin. See how McGregor acted when he met Putin.

  • @YariRu
    @YariRu Před 3 měsíci +16

    I will vote for him in March 2024. Once again

    • @user-ch5yz9fy1k
      @user-ch5yz9fy1k Před 3 měsíci +4

      А что по руzки не пишешь , олень ?

    • @platronic
      @platronic Před 3 měsíci

      @@user-ch5yz9fy1k это прилёт?

    • @eric7964
      @eric7964 Před 9 dny

      Might as well. They will just pretend you did if you voted for someone else.

  • @iithescarletwhitchii6594
    @iithescarletwhitchii6594 Před 3 lety +10293

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He got his pen back

  • @TheVoiceOfLiberty1
    @TheVoiceOfLiberty1 Před 6 lety +5266

    A man worth 5 billion USD was treated like an errand boy. He even got accused of trying to run away with the pen. Russia for you

    • @NitpickingNerd
      @NitpickingNerd Před 5 lety +378

      in soviet russia billionaires can't afford pens

    • @michaelcollins237
      @michaelcollins237 Před 5 lety +7

      What do you mean?I dont get it pal!

    • @sonic344ify
      @sonic344ify Před 5 lety +44

      @@ohio He means that he is so powerful due to his wealth and putin does not care.

    • @NeutralGenericUser
      @NeutralGenericUser Před 5 lety +72

      Meanwhile, Americans will lick Elon Musk's balls if given the chance

    • @pplayer666
      @pplayer666 Před 5 lety +10

      200 brazillion.

  • @adriansalter9358
    @adriansalter9358 Před 2 měsíci +57

    And 12 year later Russia continues to grow and reconstruct factories and improve the domestic market, reducing its depenence on imports 👍🏼

    • @Dennan
      @Dennan Před 2 měsíci

      pretty sure they are in chinas pocket now

    • @KHZ555
      @KHZ555 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Great comment

    • @Dennan
      @Dennan Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@KHZ555 get a better job, working for putin is gonna cost you when he falls

    • @Somedudeonaiphonechilling8971
      @Somedudeonaiphonechilling8971 Před 14 dny +3

      @@DennanWhen Putin falls, he shall be replaced by another great leader. Your comment is irrelevant hate

    • @Dennan
      @Dennan Před 14 dny

      @@Somedudeonaiphonechilling8971 russia needs to stop with the strong man syndrome and become an uncurropt democracy, russian people should not have to make russian elites rich living in dubai.

  • @theroller5673
    @theroller5673 Před 3 měsíci +134

    Putin: "Give me back my pen."
    Chuck Norris: "Yes sir."

    • @Habik87_29
      @Habik87_29 Před 8 dny +3

      I think this is the best 😂

  • @ReichRoller
    @ReichRoller Před měsícem +15

    This is what strong leadership looks like

  • @iichan9865
    @iichan9865 Před 4 lety +33664

    Vladimir Putin: "Give me back my pen"
    Reporter "Classic Putin"

  • @ozmo69
    @ozmo69 Před 3 lety +10116

    After Putin turned 18, His parents left home

  • @ronberman8947
    @ronberman8947 Před 2 měsíci +54

    " Give me back my pen " I like Putin's style.

  • @KitariItsSomethingRottenHere
    @KitariItsSomethingRottenHere Před měsícem +32

    *If Putin says "sign this" you sign that.*

  • @doapin6240
    @doapin6240 Před 4 lety +6368

    Guy: **Doesn’t give back pen**
    Putin: *So you have chosen, gulag*

    • @jaybld7109
      @jaybld7109 Před 4 lety +24

      😬😬💀 he deaddddd

    • @doapin6240
      @doapin6240 Před 3 lety +30

      nightwishnemo I know, but my comment is just for the memes

    • @tato1271
      @tato1271 Před 3 lety +14

      @nightwishnemo thank you i needed someone to explain that.

    • @jimhalpert9803
      @jimhalpert9803 Před 3 lety +7

      Cyka blyat my friends , cyka blyat

    • @slamyourheadin9449
      @slamyourheadin9449 Před 3 lety +5

      nightwishnemo you must be fun at parties.

  • @israelhawe-muldrock4768
    @israelhawe-muldrock4768 Před 3 lety +16393

    “Have you signed?”
    “I’ve signed”
    “I can’t see your signature?”
    - Shits himself and signs it immediately

    • @a.aronnnn59
      @a.aronnnn59 Před 3 lety +92

      Lmao

    • @noodles.is.awayyy
      @noodles.is.awayyy Před 3 lety +264

      Deripaska even looks like a huge piece of shit lmao

    • @-Me_
      @-Me_ Před 3 lety +214

      That shit could say "you have to eat dirt and drink piss" if putin tells me to sign, I ain't reading. I'm signing. Give me that diet

    • @ashrad648
      @ashrad648 Před 3 lety +158

      Different agreement.. he just got signed over to the gulag for lying 😂

    • @firebirdude2
      @firebirdude2 Před 3 lety +36

      Putin should have called him out for lying.

  • @Daniel_D.s
    @Daniel_D.s Před 4 měsíci +50

    When John Wick was training to kill bad dudes with a pen Putin was his sensei.

  • @8angst8
    @8angst8 Před 2 měsíci +16

    "Give me back my pen." Old school authority. Miss it.

  • @houston9917
    @houston9917 Před 3 lety +14929

    The billionaire: ,,can I keep the pen pls?”
    Putin: ,,communism is over, now give me my pen back.”

    • @iam-retarded-but
      @iam-retarded-but Před 3 lety +93

      Lol

    • @Dan-ul1hd
      @Dan-ul1hd Před 3 lety +97

      gold

    • @iam-retarded-but
      @iam-retarded-but Před 3 lety +223

      @@margyyn3479 can you explain how is that stupid?

    • @boejiden2024
      @boejiden2024 Před 3 lety +118

      No please god just leave it at this, don’t start a pointless fight, don’t respond back to me either I don’t want any part of this

    • @shakmp4
      @shakmp4 Před 3 lety +46

      @@margyyn3479 it was a joke

  • @USER-xm9ne
    @USER-xm9ne Před 3 lety +7998

    When Putin was 18, he moved out and told his dad, you're the man of the house now

  • @marmitenot.
    @marmitenot. Před 4 měsíci +41

    He clearly knows how to get things done. Bravo,. President Putin!

    • @TheUberKevlar
      @TheUberKevlar Před měsícem +5

      I think you mean dictator. Yes dictators are very good at getting things done. No one is disputing that. The problem is that it's usually not the right kinds of things.

    • @FuadAlvi
      @FuadAlvi Před měsícem +6

      @@TheUberKevlar you got that from your western minds.

    • @user-zj4zz4un5z
      @user-zj4zz4un5z Před měsícem

      Fuck you bitch and fuck your support of all the deeds we call atrocious

    • @accountantthe3394
      @accountantthe3394 Před 25 dny

      @@TheUberKevlar Lol serving the people is "not the right kinds of things" with your 3yo thinking

    • @eric7964
      @eric7964 Před 9 dny

      If you like living under a dictator then more power to you

  • @stableianF1oracle
    @stableianF1oracle Před 3 měsíci +34

    They thought they were in charge till the boss arrived. 😊

  • @8BB76E1
    @8BB76E1 Před 4 lety +8308

    and actually, there's a bit missing. before signing it, he wanted to read it, but Putin was like: "don't read it. if you didn't read it until now, that's your problem"

    • @JimmySmith2441
      @JimmySmith2441 Před 4 lety +95

      Veonnj Caines ??? Hmhmhm what?

    • @1ztype343
      @1ztype343 Před 4 lety +206

      @Veonnj Caines the streets you go

    • @WavyNigward
      @WavyNigward Před 4 lety +293

      Living Failure no, no, when it’s one the great lords like Putin, to be wet is acceptable.

    • @whiteslate
      @whiteslate Před 4 lety +55

      damn man, shit made me fill my pants in under a second...

    • @lizzynightshade6245
      @lizzynightshade6245 Před 3 lety +19

      @Veonnj Caines I m dying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @colinkilty846
    @colinkilty846 Před 3 lety +5233

    Literally like a teacher with elementary school kids

    • @amanibrian
      @amanibrian Před 3 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂
      czcams.com/video/UC60oJlKF40/video.html

    • @hrishavhrick2888
      @hrishavhrick2888 Před 3 lety +21

      LMAO if Putin is an elementary school teacher imagine what Trump is. A fetus? Lets not insult a fetus by comparing it with Trump

    • @daybreak667
      @daybreak667 Před 3 lety +15

      HRISHAV HRICK ah yes ofc theres always a guy like you here huh

    • @inaki5989
      @inaki5989 Před 3 lety

      @@amanibrian f*ck off self promoting bot

    • @PodCashUSA
      @PodCashUSA Před 3 lety +5

      @@hrishavhrick2888 you're brain dead.

  • @christianhunt7382
    @christianhunt7382 Před 2 měsíci +78

    this is exactly the kind of leader we'll never see in America. someone who stands against these corporate assholes who's greed comes before morality, and tell them for the people. "these are thousands of lives" our leaders don't care a bit for our health or safety. they poison us as much as legally allowed, and then some.

    • @mvs9122
      @mvs9122 Před 2 měsíci +9

      Our leaders care about the empire, he cares about his country

    • @stillgotyourmom
      @stillgotyourmom Před 2 měsíci

      Thats for footage...

    • @HistoryWolfCZ
      @HistoryWolfCZ Před 2 měsíci

      Putin is the biggest corporate asshole in the room, you fool 🙈

    • @plapknor4726
      @plapknor4726 Před měsícem

      what did the company do ? i dont know the context

    • @HistoryWolfCZ
      @HistoryWolfCZ Před měsícem +6

      @@mvs9122 You must be kidding. Repression of citizens of Russia is terrible.

  • @mealtimewarrior7916
    @mealtimewarrior7916 Před 3 měsíci +7

    Prigozhin didn't give Putin his pen back.

  • @spectacularspaghetti1849
    @spectacularspaghetti1849 Před 3 lety +3843

    This guy was a spy before, he KNOWS how to wreck peoples lives

    • @cemil7984
      @cemil7984 Před 3 lety +8

      what?

    • @batuhangocer2446
      @batuhangocer2446 Před 3 lety +219

      @@cemil7984 he was a kgb spy at east germany

    • @kaanyt5726
      @kaanyt5726 Před 3 lety +5

      @@batuhangocer2446 Zamanında Türkiyede tüpraş'ta da çalışmış kanka.

    • @p4inmaker
      @p4inmaker Před 3 lety +62

      @@batuhangocer2446 Pretty sure he was an analyst. Not Jason fucking Bourne.

    • @rileyb.7143
      @rileyb.7143 Před 3 lety +183

      @@p4inmaker He was an actual real spy for the kgb, but he mostly learned interrogation tactics and monitoring foreigners. so no, he wasn't jason bourne but he wasn't just sitting behind a desk the whole time

  • @mastermariogameryt
    @mastermariogameryt Před 3 lety +36165

    It’s weird not seeing him wide

  • @chernowitz
    @chernowitz Před 3 měsíci +45

    That’s James Bond pen. He needs it back.

  • @NoName-st6zc
    @NoName-st6zc Před 3 měsíci +25

    Who would've thought that "give me back my pen" would become one of the most savage things to say.

    • @gamesps9562
      @gamesps9562 Před 4 dny

      I think he actually asked to get his pen back, but with the same tense energy. That makes it even crazier to consider.

  • @HydeRvt
    @HydeRvt Před 3 lety +4713

    This Billionaire is a true businessman he Didn't want to sign a deal without gaining something for himself even if that is the Presidents pen.

    • @nicolasamper7911
      @nicolasamper7911 Před 3 lety +40

      Thats probably not it, he probably did it to delay the process, if he didnt sign it, a lawer would have to contact him to make him sign wich takes time, a couple of days can be enough time for the media to find something else to worry about increasing his chances to keep his job; not the pen... business people are not like movies supervillans

    • @funnyguy4135
      @funnyguy4135 Před 3 lety +11

      correction: dictator's pen

    • @wesolit6781
      @wesolit6781 Před 3 lety +1

      damn 666th like
      it's because putin is satan

    • @nicolasamper7911
      @nicolasamper7911 Před 3 lety +1

      @My Thoughts the original comment said he didnt sign because "________"

    • @truesoulghost2777
      @truesoulghost2777 Před 3 lety +1

      Hahah

  • @shadowboyii
    @shadowboyii Před 8 dny +4

    Every country needs a leadership like that

  • @Isuraaye
    @Isuraaye Před 9 dny +4

    This what we need in Haiti, powerful state that can hold businesses accountable.

  • @jonesbolt1461
    @jonesbolt1461 Před 4 lety +9430

    He is like that teacher, who makes you look like a fool in front of the whole class.

    • @B10101
      @B10101 Před 4 lety +126

      Instead he is a war criminal

    • @GamingIncMasterTroll
      @GamingIncMasterTroll Před 4 lety +10

      I’m ur 300 th like you’re welcome

    • @tristan3586
      @tristan3586 Před 4 lety +109

      @@B10101 and an ex KGB member. But he would've won with or without voting being rigged

    • @justanunusualperson8913
      @justanunusualperson8913 Před 4 lety +48

      @Vid The Hunter Better words I couldn't have said myself.

    • @dr.downvote
      @dr.downvote Před 4 lety +11

      I don't need a teacher for that. Thanks

  • @bearman_1826
    @bearman_1826 Před 3 lety +3517

    Putin gives off "slightly disappointed father" vibes.

    • @ChristopherCricketWallace
      @ChristopherCricketWallace Před 3 lety +94

      slightly?!?! I half expected him to seize everything and have them all executed.

    • @faismasterx
      @faismasterx Před 3 lety +15

      @@ChristopherCricketWallace I feel like he's the type to say that with a straight face, then laugh like he's joking, but in the back of your head there's that gnawing doubt that he might low key be serious so you nervously laugh with him.

    • @faismasterx
      @faismasterx Před 3 lety +3

      @CZcams ScreenName How much piss was in your coffee or tea this morning?

    • @faismasterx
      @faismasterx Před 3 lety +3

      @CZcams ScreenName I don't care what you just said. I don't take orders from you.

    • @faismasterx
      @faismasterx Před 3 lety +5

      @CZcams ScreenName You need to call your clinic and remind them that you're out of your schizophrenia medication.

  • @Michaelsloncehammr
    @Michaelsloncehammr Před měsícem +6

    “Did everyone sign the agreement ?”
    “Yeah”
    Putin “I don’t see your signature “ 😂

  • @user-yy8jd1vz5l
    @user-yy8jd1vz5l Před 5 měsíci +8

    После слов Путина:"Верните мою ручку" ручки сдали все в этом городе, а кто был далеко тот выслал по почте 😂

  • @Hey_its_Koda
    @Hey_its_Koda Před 2 lety +4026

    Crazy man. He just lied to putin's face about signing.

    • @thomasevans7892
      @thomasevans7892 Před 2 lety +490

      Not a way to expand life expectancy.

    • @MrSaivasu
      @MrSaivasu Před 2 lety +92

      I mean He can't say "No I didn't". You dont wanna answer why and prolong

    • @boke75
      @boke75 Před 2 lety +30

      That POS dumbfuck today is surely pushing daisies.

    • @dismalfist
      @dismalfist Před 2 lety +274

      @@boke75 I heard he accidentally shot himself in the back eight times whilst brushing his teeth.

    • @boke75
      @boke75 Před 2 lety +75

      @@dismalfist Accidents do happen. Especially when they’re non-accidental.

  • @thebj2701
    @thebj2701 Před 5 lety +62664

    I like how the guy describes everything like they are some animals from National Geographic.

  • @MustafaYavuz0
    @MustafaYavuz0 Před 5 měsíci +16

    What is the brand of putin's jacket? I couldn''t find it on the internet.

    • @naazik9139
      @naazik9139 Před měsícem

      Putin

    • @groghij
      @groghij Před měsícem +1

      Потому что он носит самую обычную куртку, никакой особой марки у неё нет

  • @Dandelionslj5340
    @Dandelionslj5340 Před 2 měsíci +22

    He is the real leader

  • @zipherdias420
    @zipherdias420 Před 3 lety +4626

    Putin: Takes a bite of a sandwich
    Reporter: "Classic Putin"

  • @RiasatSalminSami
    @RiasatSalminSami Před 2 lety +4935

    Really hate people that takes your pen and doesn't return it.

  • @buolindo8795
    @buolindo8795 Před 4 měsíci +18

    1:25 When in you're in school and the person you lended a pen to forgets to give it back

  • @showerg1534
    @showerg1534 Před 4 měsíci +5

    @The Royal Burgh where can i watch this full documentary?

  • @blank3537
    @blank3537 Před 3 lety +2191

    Putin: **wants his pen back**
    Narrator: C L A S S I C P U T I N

    • @hthree7857
      @hthree7857 Před 3 lety +13

      @Mr. Locks dude loves his pen

    • @ParkerDaiGames
      @ParkerDaiGames Před 3 lety +4

      It's not his pen, its our pen

    • @ANYA.RIZALI
      @ANYA.RIZALI Před 3 lety

      ara ara

    • @CJ55981
      @CJ55981 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ParkerDaiGames stop with these stupid jokes. Soviet Union is GONE, so is the communism it once had.

    • @hibahprice6887
      @hibahprice6887 Před 3 lety +2

      First pen, then Crimea, what's next?

  • @Hellothere-dj9ky
    @Hellothere-dj9ky Před 2 lety +5606

    "Give me back my pen."
    Narrator: _Classic Putin_

  • @sci-clops5307
    @sci-clops5307 Před 2 měsíci +6

    I can’t see your signature.
    Sign it.
    🔥

  • @Erbvirus9693
    @Erbvirus9693 Před 8 lety +4261

    "Give me back my pen" LMFAOOOOOO

    • @dannikkimus
      @dannikkimus Před 8 lety +12

      That translation was changed

    • @HowTo374
      @HowTo374 Před 8 lety +145

      +SuperNinjaDan He did ask for the pen to be returned.

    • @pferdeklauerin
      @pferdeklauerin Před 8 lety +11

      +Brandon Parks- it has become the running gag into my family.!:D

    • @colourdiamonds
      @colourdiamonds Před 8 lety +3

      Hahaha classic

    • @i420Marijuana
      @i420Marijuana Před 8 lety +110

      +SuperNinjaDan no, I am Russian and he did ask for his pen back

  • @crashb133
    @crashb133 Před 3 lety +5156

    "Did you sign it?"
    "I did"
    "I don't see your signature"
    *Gets up and signs*
    Like WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO THE MAN LIKE HE DOESNT HAVE KGB AGENTS WAITING OUTSIDE TO HAVE A "MEETING" WITH YOU LMAO

    • @MichaelBlek
      @MichaelBlek Před 3 lety +121

      I bet he is never gonna lie again, even on his kids!

    • @Mrpotatoes617
      @Mrpotatoes617 Před 3 lety +233

      how he lied to the President of Russia like bruh

    • @Rachl1284
      @Rachl1284 Před 3 lety +42

      Because this whole event is probably staged

    • @cheesegood733
      @cheesegood733 Před 3 lety +117

      @@Rachl1284 Everything must be staged now just because, smh

    • @officaldoylefoodreviews7515
      @officaldoylefoodreviews7515 Před 3 lety +68

      @@supertedafficionado what the hell are you going on about? I guess you must be right tho, there's no way that paparazzi would follow one of the most important people in the country.

  • @invokerraging-fury8691
    @invokerraging-fury8691 Před 9 dny +2

    Это было необычное событие, чтобы президент приехал разбирать вопрос такого небольшого масштаба, но это так же был сигнал всем остальным, что такое недопустимо в новой России. Я тогда этого не понял, но это было время, когда власть заявила всем олигархам, что время безграничной жадности окончено. "гребите, сколько сможете, но в определенных рамках".

  • @Vladimirputin09
    @Vladimirputin09 Před 25 dny +3

    Putin:- damnnn where you takin my pen give it back.

  • @FenriZzIsTrash
    @FenriZzIsTrash Před 2 lety +22996

    Man, it must have been tough for Putin raising 2 parents as a single child.

    • @heinzguderian628
      @heinzguderian628 Před 2 lety +482

      You got it, you won, golden comment

    • @leeroquemore8713
      @leeroquemore8713 Před 2 lety +97

      @@heinzguderian628 I second that 🏆🏆

    • @barteatmyshorts8252
      @barteatmyshorts8252 Před 2 lety +84

      Best comment I see for long time good on you man

    • @b3gabriel66
      @b3gabriel66 Před 2 lety +43

      nice copy-paste comment lmao, just came from the video with lewis hamilton spraying putin and a guy just commented that like 4 weeks ago

    • @thomasbrogan9102
      @thomasbrogan9102 Před 2 lety +8

      This comment is hilarious X's hilarious

  • @LinguistRevolutioner
    @LinguistRevolutioner Před 3 lety +3165

    Wolf of Wall Street: sell me this pen
    Putin: Nyet

  • @SteveEvet5
    @SteveEvet5 Před 4 měsíci +8

    What Documentary was this from?

  • @Lllllllllls
    @Lllllllllls Před 3 lety +1909

    Putin: **breaths air**
    Reporter: "classic putin"

  • @AudioDestinyHQ
    @AudioDestinyHQ Před 3 lety +4383

    The narrator sounds like this is an animal planet documentary

  • @Rafael_247
    @Rafael_247 Před 4 dny +3

    Al Capone said : "You can get further with a kind word and a gun, than you can with just a kind word."
    Well, Mr. Putin doesn’t need a smile nor a gun...pen is enough for him.

  • @infobaseworks2401
    @infobaseworks2401 Před 5 měsíci +27

    Putin is an absolute gem

  • @george_thfc8736
    @george_thfc8736 Před 3 lety +2731

    Everybody gangsta until putin asks for his pen back

    • @TehXilee
      @TehXilee Před 3 lety +128

      He didn't ask. *He told him to.*

    • @atharvakulkarni3516
      @atharvakulkarni3516 Před 3 lety +48

      @@TehXilee he didn't tell him he ordered him!

    • @arashi8876
      @arashi8876 Před 3 lety +32

      He told him to catch the damn train

    • @diegonunez1313
      @diegonunez1313 Před 3 lety +17

      How else red that in big smokes voice?

    • @quartermaster2809
      @quartermaster2809 Před 3 lety +2

      @@atharvakulkarni3516 that's exactly what the guy said you're repeating it

  • @suwarnaoli8859
    @suwarnaoli8859 Před 5 lety +4173

    Putin: Did you sign the agreement?
    Businessman: yes i did
    Putin: I don’t see your signature here. Sign it
    Businessman: SUKA BLYAAAAAAAT 💀💀💀

    • @dillpickles3046
      @dillpickles3046 Před 5 lety +65

      Suwarna Oli hé shit his pants 👖

    • @augsnow2067
      @augsnow2067 Před 5 lety +12

      The most common Russian slang. Web.

    • @augsnow2067
      @augsnow2067 Před 5 lety +2

      Weeb*

    • @thorthegodofthunder9150
      @thorthegodofthunder9150 Před 4 lety +2

      420 likes. I won't change it.

    • @TsarOfRuss
      @TsarOfRuss Před 4 lety +29

      He is a billionaire, not a ordinary businessman .. he was worth about $15 billion back then, now he's worth only $3 billion i think.. Wallstreet scammed him of over $5 billion

  • @ragnarwiik2054
    @ragnarwiik2054 Před měsícem +6

    He thought he could just steal the pen.

  • @CharlesAdams-kt6sz
    @CharlesAdams-kt6sz Před 2 měsíci +4

    Putin said give me back my pen 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @evandias8751
    @evandias8751 Před 3 lety +2103

    "he never raised his voice, that was the worst thing"

    • @christiansteward4327
      @christiansteward4327 Před 3 lety +12

      Ha. Doctor who isn't usually this savage, though.

    • @edi4360
      @edi4360 Před 3 lety +1

      @@christiansteward4327 oh yes he is

    • @christiansteward4327
      @christiansteward4327 Před 3 lety +4

      @@edi4360 okay, quite often, then. But he certainly knew how to keep a good balance between funny and serious

    • @edi4360
      @edi4360 Před 3 lety +2

      @@christiansteward4327 i mean, he did kill a bunch of baby spiders once. i think youre thinking more of the matt smith era of doctor who.

    • @christiansteward4327
      @christiansteward4327 Před 3 lety +1

      @@edi4360 Well, if you are going down that route, then sure, the Doctor even killed his entire race, including the several billion children there. But that's not why we like Doctor Who. We like him because he appreciates the wonders of the universe and the people who inhabit it. If there wasn't this balance, then he wouldn't be a character who is as much loved by fans as he is now. I was mostly referring to David Tennant, believe it or not.

  • @shreyaskamath3483
    @shreyaskamath3483 Před 5 lety +2309

    Sign or Gulag.
    -Putin, 2019.

    • @darklotusdani
      @darklotusdani Před 5 lety +6

      Shreyas Kamath hahahaha 🙌

    • @humanforfreedom9583
      @humanforfreedom9583 Před 4 lety +19

      That’s what Jewish billionaires that enslave the masses deserve. Personally I would give them the firing squad go treason but putin prefers the softer approach which is good in a way.

    • @TsarOfRuss
      @TsarOfRuss Před 4 lety +4

      there is no such thing as gulaj

    • @gustavosilveira691
      @gustavosilveira691 Před 4 lety +43

      Humanforfreedom 95 oh yes because all billionares who aren’t jewish are good. Wtf is this, 1935 germany?

    • @billygiles3276
      @billygiles3276 Před 4 lety +9

      Gustavo silveira Oleg derapiska is Jewish and is a close friend of the Rothschild family. That’s a fact. Deal with it.

  • @alainbrochet5610
    @alainbrochet5610 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Monsieur Wladimir Vladimirovitch Poutine ! 🇷🇺 🙏 !

  • @christinakiki75
    @christinakiki75 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Is the full documentairy somewhere available to watch?

    • @invokerraging-fury8691
      @invokerraging-fury8691 Před 9 dny

      I dont think so) This was all about one small town where a town-creating plant in Pikalevo was stopped. Thouthands of people went to the streets and also blocked federal highway. Putin handeled it in one meeting. This meeting.

  • @superchargedpetrolhead
    @superchargedpetrolhead Před 3 lety +8477

    putin puttin some fear in them billionaires...

    • @user-qb3gd4ok1x
      @user-qb3gd4ok1x Před 3 lety +129

      Theatre

    • @lewiskingston5749
      @lewiskingston5749 Před 3 lety +50

      Он сам блять "биллионер"

    • @amoreazione3563
      @amoreazione3563 Před 3 lety +119

      funny how those billionaires that were pillaging Russia were jewish and even more funny is how the world's media started to slander Putin and depict him as the absolute evil as soon as he moved against them. Americans you should wake up, because these kind of billionaires, who should be named oligarchs, are the sharks who are eating away your country.

    • @BootyWorm_v1
      @BootyWorm_v1 Před 3 lety +3

      We need that too

    • @Kidraver555
      @Kidraver555 Před 3 lety +15

      @@user-qb3gd4ok1x Yea he was just boosting his cheap appeal.

  • @carlosg4531
    @carlosg4531 Před 4 lety +1436

    When threatened, the Putin can throw venomous pens 13 feet away

    • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
      @SpaceMonkeyBoi Před 4 lety +12

      Well he WAS KGB...

    • @carlosg4531
      @carlosg4531 Před 4 lety +1

      ??? Pens are pens my dude

    • @Moojingles_
      @Moojingles_ Před 4 lety +19

      @@carlosg4531 I get what you mean, but I suppose if used the correct way they could be dangerous.... I mean, imagine pissing him off by accident, then the next thing you know Putin yeets like 5 pens at you!

    • @maxbespalov
      @maxbespalov Před 3 lety

      XD

    • @luismartinez399
      @luismartinez399 Před 3 lety

      From where was that? Xfiles?

  • @combat246
    @combat246 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Where is this clip taken from?

  • @SierraDirtFishing
    @SierraDirtFishing Před měsícem +4

    This part was in a documentary explaining the background what led to this meeting. CZcams for what ever reason censored it. Can't find the 1.5 hour documentary anymore

    • @tekpic04
      @tekpic04 Před měsícem +1

      Do you know the name of the documentary?
      Thanks in advance.

    • @SierraDirtFishing
      @SierraDirtFishing Před měsícem +2

      @@tekpic04 I have been looking for it on CZcams but can no longer find it. The title may have been The President, it began with the beginning of the soviet fall, yeltsin, and Putin being put in. He goes to Chechnya on a helicopter and meets with commanders on the front. The film title and picture had Putin in front of 2 fighter jets on tarmac.

  • @spongecaviar
    @spongecaviar Před 4 lety +2449

    "Song for Denise starts playing*

    • @sa6o6661
      @sa6o6661 Před 4 lety +24

      u know

    • @bayydh8905
      @bayydh8905 Před 4 lety +22

      ITS HIM

    • @moodyblues9675
      @moodyblues9675 Před 3 lety +43

      i've been bing watching putin videos ever since discovering that meme, i'm starting to think it is actually a propaganda campaign because i like him even more now

    • @fieldmarshal7298
      @fieldmarshal7298 Před 3 lety +11

      *T H I C C I M I R P U T I N*

    • @hadwicharschfummler248
      @hadwicharschfummler248 Před 3 lety +1

      *screen becomes wide*

  • @haqq17
    @haqq17 Před 10 lety +3270

    "Give me back my pen"
    that was great

    • @oldi184
      @oldi184 Před 10 lety +42

      *****
      Prison? Nah. Death.
      Death solves all problems - no man, no problem.

    • @GeorgeTsiros
      @GeorgeTsiros Před 9 lety +23

      Evan Bohn
      it's part of his job to notice everything happening around him. Poor Deripaska was just very anxious.

    • @evanbohn
      @evanbohn Před 9 lety +1

      George Tsiros it was funny

    • @maguire211
      @maguire211 Před 9 lety +6

      Lol Putin is the best president

    • @evanbohn
      @evanbohn Před 9 lety

      maguire211 we'll see. his photo-ops are a little more action-movie-exciting than obama who just kisses people's [stolen?] babies and cracks jokes from the teleprompter

  • @shanethompson8709
    @shanethompson8709 Před 2 měsíci +2

    That’s what a boss should be
    Decisive, sharp as a tack, Ruthless, honest,
    To the point, and basic moral integrity.
    Give me back my pen! You can’t teach that,

  • @stasistraveler2046
    @stasistraveler2046 Před měsícem

    Haha best animal planet episode great narrator
    Made the content very exciting
    I wonder what happens when other species cross this type of species as shown on camera

  • @gaza6084
    @gaza6084 Před 3 lety +1607

    Looks like a typical classroom.

    • @HandledToaster2
      @HandledToaster2 Před 3 lety +60

      It's like a bunch of bullies had to go to the principal's office together

    • @Gia1911Logous
      @Gia1911Logous Před 3 lety +19

      @@HandledToaster2 And the Principal even scares their parents

    • @nightmode3782
      @nightmode3782 Před 3 lety +5

      @Turkeyball the absolute flying fuck

    • @asmarlokicerain7706
      @asmarlokicerain7706 Před 3 lety

      It's a class trial

    • @plevin8103
      @plevin8103 Před 3 lety +1

      @@HandledToaster2 LMAO THAT HAPPNED TO ME AND I CAN AGREE
      we made my maths teacher cry because she was a bitch

  • @roydamanna
    @roydamanna Před 3 lety +1811

    The kind of man to tell his barber he didn't like the cut

  • @ragnarwiik2054
    @ragnarwiik2054 Před měsícem +2

    To be fair, I also hate when people try to steal my pen.

  • @SHENGUS.
    @SHENGUS. Před 3 měsíci +3

    What documentary is this clip taken from?

  • @niclasandersson9223
    @niclasandersson9223 Před 3 lety +2471

    He destroyed three men with a pencil, with a fu*kin' pencil.

    • @itsmeracoon7907
      @itsmeracoon7907 Před 3 lety +21

      Niclas Andersson John wick? No John Dick

    • @Radzio2006
      @Radzio2006 Před 3 lety +6

      @John Mellan Definitely John Wick.
      In uk is John Dick

    • @stampedlemon
      @stampedlemon Před 3 lety +2

      @John Mellan he's on "dick"

    • @ishandas2674
      @ishandas2674 Před 3 lety +1

      John Wick of Russia

    • @nighthawk0077
      @nighthawk0077 Před 3 lety

      Yeah, and the threat of nerve agent poisoning.

  • @DrSurprise
    @DrSurprise Před 7 lety +43155

    "Give me back my pen." I lost it and started laughing!

  • @__parsa__
    @__parsa__ Před 4 měsíci +4

    1:29 "Classic Putin" LOL

  • @jimmygman3244
    @jimmygman3244 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Looks like the factory got back to work though doesn't it? Can you imagine Sunak getting that done even if he had 2 years to do it! Sunak would have done what the billionaire told him to do.

  • @sqwop
    @sqwop Před 2 lety +3314

    I've never seen such a worried billionaire

    • @adrln1818
      @adrln1818 Před 2 lety +90

      That's the power of russian named putin

    • @chrisquinlan3012
      @chrisquinlan3012 Před 2 lety +150

      Billionaire who takes The Bosses pen looks in mirror next morning after sleepless night and says stupid ! stupid! stupid! stupid!

    • @DrDirtNips
      @DrDirtNips Před 2 lety +143

      @@chrisquinlan3012 walking away with the pen was the worst thing he could do at that point after fuckling lying about signing.

    • @adrln1818
      @adrln1818 Před 2 lety +2

      @@DrDirtNips yeah definitely

    • @strongback6550
      @strongback6550 Před 2 lety +35

      Putin has a well earned reputation. Whatever you think of him, it is foolish to piss him off needlessly.

  • @Ajay-dy3xw
    @Ajay-dy3xw Před 3 lety +3338

    He's like a comedic teacher who changes his personality when exam starts

  • @snigdhabhattacharya1690
    @snigdhabhattacharya1690 Před 4 dny +2

    adults are getting angry kids. i understand the context of the greedy pig joke now victor