Cold Steel Reserve All Terrain Chopper Beer & Sword Review. Drinking, Chopping, Wagner.
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- čas přidán 25. 07. 2024
- The Cold Steel All Terrain Chopper is a large machete (lawn sword) best enjoyed wearing Carhartt and drinking a 211 Steel Reserve beer. In this video art hipster short film, I talk about ergonomics, demonstrate poor drinking skills and more. If you like malt liquor and chopping things, you have a 10% chance of liking this beer and machete review. Other blades featured: Ontario 18" military machete, the Condor Tool and Knife Yoshimi Machete, and some Aranyik Stuff. Happy Black Friday 2018. Music: Ride of the Valkyries by Wagner.
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The love is so mutual. ❤️
I'd pin this one, but Joe Dirt deserves it!
I love you both
I was a Paramedic for 13 years. I once went on a call to a pay-by-the-night motel for a guy that was "dead". He immediately regained consciousness when the prostitute he was with tried leaving with his 12 pack of Steel Reserve. That's when I knew it was good shit.
Ride of the Valkyries, rot gut beer, big chopper and you dressed like a Carhartt model. I think an Oscar nomination is in order. Once again you have made an old man's day.
Thanks man!
This video made me go back in time to yesterday and tell my family that I am no longer as thankful for them as I am for AdvancedKnifeBro videos.
All I ask for people is: for them to like me more than their family. I am thankful for your thankfulness.
ElyssaAnderson what's not to love? The guy's a nutcase with a big ass machete. You can have the worst day ever and by the end of his video you're laughing maniacally
I don't care too much for 85% of the products you review but I keep coming back because you're that entertaining. Thanks for keeping this channel trash
If Joe Dirt's happy-I'm happy.
Me too!
I heard that Buffalo Bob guy stuck a road flare up his bung hole.
I love reviewers like you who show true practical use of an item, like flaying your hands spinning and chopping at branches while under influence.
Like if not that, what are these made for?
@@AdvancedKnifeBro exactly that 😂 there was no sarcasm 😂 10/10 content.
Wow. I was waiting the whole episode for you to chop the can and you did! You did an amazing job building the tension.
All out of bubble gum... i knew at that moment the level of AKB was gonna be turned to 11. Also did you notice the cool shockwave effect during the slow mo. Pretty sweet. Bravo man 12.47 out 9.
Yeah... I like the effect. I think it's the iphones autofocus feature. I can[t quite figure it out, but it makes it look cooler.
It’s really hard to believe how well done your videos are.
Your Cold Steel videos are the best knife vids on CZcams. Thanks for the laughs.
i gotta say i love the way your mind works man! keep up the awesomeness!
I come back and watch this every year or two. It brings a tear to my eye.
Dude, I just recently came across your videos. I can't get enough. They're informative and thoroughly entertaining. I've got a serious bromance going.
Fire, sharp things, and alcohol. Best video ever!
Best blade reviews I e ever subscribed to here, seriously hilarious and witty dry ASF perfect!
And they say slow motion is over used🙂 👍👍
Not for this shit!
This is high art. Never has there been a better use for Wagner.
Wagner would love CZcams!
This audio visual recording spoke to me, and it was gold.
This is the greatest piece of art I've ever seen
I've never laughed at a knife, or beer....... knife & beer... (Beife? Knier?) review before, but I did this time! Brilliance. Thanks so much for doing such fantastic work!
I completely agree with you about the length of this chopper. It was bought for me as a present and I eventually cut the blade down, so now the blade length is a total of 18". It's much easier to use while clearing brush
Monumental review Bro....epic blade, A Clockwork Orange poster and beer !
It's my framed record.
As always, kick ass review about important stuff! I love how you employ focused shots in your videos.
I like how the bar for CZcams is... at least it’s in focus!
Advanced Knife Bro not to be a jerk about the focus... I really dig other elements of your reviews as well ... you obviously take time to write and edit.
Seriously good production!
This channel is a gift. The content is so honest its kind of mind boggling.
Sharp pieces of metal are cool, and screw making up excuses as to why we need them. Other channels beware.
The other channels have been bewaring for years now!
Wagner, Beer and Cold Steel! Awesome review dude.
Thanks man!
Words do no justice here. I'll simply say this might be one of the best productions ever created by man.
YES all the videos in the beer review playlist at work in a row.
I don’t think I have the Zima one in here. That’s an important one in the canon.
Caught that and already watched you sneaky bastard.
Bro you make me laugh like no one else. Brilliant.
ive just found my new favorite review channel. 😂 im dying. white lightning and corn flakes.
This was so good I got a little misty watching it. Bravo.
Thanks!
Another Emmy award winning knife review. My face still hurts from the 13 minute perma smile!
More cheap beer reviews please! You get drunk and I get drunk and a laugh, it’s win-win!
Yay!
i came across you because i was searching for reviews of the dewalt chainsaw. i'm not really into knives but your videos are pretty good man.
Uh wtf... Came here for a review and now my life has changed.
You sir make epic videos.
Hilarious videos every time, keep rocking the full carhart brown haha
Yeah! New machete chopping and stuff Video! Now with slow-mo! Ten times more epic!
The Instagram Teaser really got me pumped.
Drink up!
Great Video. You really gave it your all. Nice. Also great to see you again.
Thanks man, hope you're well!
@@AdvancedKnifeBro Thanks well you know me. Living the hard life.. buying a cashmere sweater on Black Friday. In my ZT 470 I was cutting up a Hugo Boss Carton and friends are giving me crap why I would had that. I am secretly dressing well but you know how it is.. that's not allowed it seems
Epic chopping montage at the end, btw.
Thanks man!
You done stepped up your game there Bro!
Why am i just discovering your channel now?? This is amazing.
Coming from the uk. You are on funny bastard and it was the content I needed to see as well. Thank you
Lost it with the jump spin! Bamboo and pumpkin carnage! Good call on pouring the beer on you to mask the piss smell. Great vid bro!
Deer piss, obviously.
FIRST. BLACK FRIDAY.
Well done bro !
That feels like cheating.
This is the second video of yours I’ve watched and it’s amazing. Steelie wheelies!
What was the other one... I can tell you if they all get better or worse.
Advanced Knife Bro the Hamms beer review. Have you done one on High Life yet?
As a card carrying Mormon I can whole heartedly get behind and endorse 50% of the products in this video
I loved everything about this.
This... this is why I'm subscribed. Cold steel and beer (if you can call it that). Plz... more.
Beer for people who think razorblades are too smooth drinking.
Epic chops!
"This one has a very nice sheath, but costs about $140. So...it's for the microbrew crowd who like chopping things in their back yard, like an insane person." - I legit howled with laughter.
The crescendo of elegance at the end
Holy crap... My life will never be the same. Best knife review evahhhh!
Once the Wagner started, this ascended to visual poetry. Seriously. Like, I'm getting those single-tear-rolling-down-the-old-Native-American-man's-cheek feels. Remember way back when I told you about my Christmas wish and the tree and the wailing on thereof? In the deepest secret places of my soul I envisioned THIS!!! Except different... but I think you get where I'm going here. So anywho, how's Advanced Knife Baby 2.0 doing?
He's doing great man. Changed 3 or 4 poops already today!
Don't say "native American" lol that's liberal speak
I got your sense of humor and subscribed!
Nice clock work orang,hay I bought one of these because of you
Yes. I was tubing with some friends and we had a cooler of steel reserve. We all sat floating and drinking until we got to a shallow rapids area of the river. And we all stood for the first time in a few hours.... and just like that, ZANG, i was treated to a 250 lb buddy deciding to slip and slide down the rapids in just shorts..... from a run he supermaned onto slimy limestone rock shelf and water maybe 3 inches deep and went down the entire thing. On the other side he jumped up, bloody and red holding an inexplicable beer bong from the bottom of the river and a huge 2.11 grin....
Iam proud of u son ...lots of beer and sharp weapons....
Thank you for such an entertaining video!
Thanks for watching!
Your videos are awesome dude 😎
Well I think this may be one of your best, if not your best, blade review so far. Greatest job, Admiral Chucklehead
I’m running out of classical music! Remember when you said the Survive! Crowd was the worst? It’s the original 110 fans. Every few days I get one like the one that started the video.
Advanced Knife Bro ohh yeah I havent had the pleasure of them, yet! I should definitely do a video
Yeah back then all knives were made out of brass, and if you don't like it you're a stupid millennial.
Another class video. You even ended with the money shot... walloping the bad beer in twain whilst wearing a saucy brown outfit and lapping up the foam. I really enjoyed it, but I kind of think I shouldn’t have. Keep up the great work. I’m off for a shower...
Had to save the best for last. Now I want to waste a lot of beer.
Just lovely.
I wouldn't touch that "beer".
But, ya know, whatever....
I ain't gonna judge.
Also I like bearded hatchets, and clams.
(See what I did there?)
Oh! You chopped the beer just now!
Joy!
Great video Kevin.
Hugs!
I watched many a knife reviews, collected and own many knives myself, but Advanced Knife Bro is the only knife channel I subscribe to.
Thanks dude! I'm trying hard to keep up the quality!
Akb... Finding new ten minute ways to say, "it's just a flattened piece of steel with a sharpened edge" every. single. time. Brilliant. So so good... thanks, man.
1055 steel!
@@AdvancedKnifeBro The chopper or the beer can?
The carbon adds flavor!
@@AdvancedKnifeBro So you're saying it tastes "carbon"-ated? :) #dadjoke_dontcare
I got dad jokes!
That..was..beautiful..pure art.
Thank you!
Whenever I watch your videos, it makes me want to get drunk. Not because your introspective humor makes me question my life choices, just because it sounds like a good idea.
Getting drunk is always a good idea!
Another perfect cold steel review!
Someone hated it already!
Bastards!
This is one of your best videos. Thanks, Joe Dirt.
You're welcome.
@@mr.joedirt8583😂
@@CharliMorganMusic I have to come back and re-watch this video once a year. Makes me feel like I accomplished something.
Nice review! I'm quickly going to buy one of those ...... i meant... the beer obviously!
Most people only need one!
Aweome to listen to some Wagner while seeing someone chopping with some massive machete. That's what we expect from a knife channel! :D
An Absolute Masterpiece
Poetry, pure poetry!
Roses are red
im fukin druk
Simply majestic.
Thanks man!
A video befitting the Cold Steel brand. Truly stupendous. I'll like my little Martindale No2 Golok (the crocodile). However, if I need to kill zombies one day, I will hunt down one these.
With out question, the best review ever!! Thanks!! by crush, I mean stocking! I'll be laughing about that one for years.
Good job!!
I genuinely don't understand how this channel doesn't have 2 million subscribers because it's so hilarious and informative at the same time, I piss myself laughing whenever I watch any videos, the satirical/sarcastic humor is on a level most channels that do knife reviews don't achieve, the only other channel that makes me laugh like this is Cedric and ada, I love that you guys know each other and feature each other in some videos. Love the channel knife bro, we need more knife bros to subscribe to the grand master advanced knife bro. Stay drunk my dude -Kyle 😂
Me either! Thanks man!
The last time I had Steele Reserve was the first time I had it... rough, but no judgement if that's your swing. Also, matching Carhartt, don't think I didn't notice.
Aww yeah. Steel Reserve is my go to whenever I am really broke, questioning my life choices, or feel I've done something wrong and need punishment. Usually all 3 at once.
Bill Green Black can 211’s to start off the punishment. After 2 questionable choices will be made!!
It really sound like the 8.6 beer from the Netherlands that all homeless drunk drink here in France lol. I drink that 2 times a week sometimes it's a pleasure to drink a shitty beer that taste not so bad and is 8 degrees of alcohol 😆
Where has this channel been all of my life?! 😂🤣
Waiting for you to make this comment!
Lynn Thompson would be proud. I hear he is the Chuck Norris of knife bro’s
The art behind this video is breath taking! If it could be done...there should be 'Chop & Brew' taverns on every corner! Think about it! "Sir, what sort of chopper would you like to swing this evening?" - "Why - give me one of them Cold Steel All Terrain things my good man!" - "Excellent choice, sir!"
Truly epic! AKB at it’s best! Cheers!
This is a great video, but I'm equally impressed at how well that machete was woodsplitting.
Wow, that was impressive. I was expecting the same old hockey mask joke instead of a full Ride of the Valkyries chop fest. Well played. :-)
This reminds me, I need to get a hockey mask.
good review
i fuckin love you Advanced Knife Bro. You are my favorite knife review channel.
best blade reviewer
Loved the build up to the Steel Reserve “money shot” at the end! You got a little on your beard there! Wipe that off before going back in the house and pretend that it never happened.
Love the chanel and the videos
Thanks man!
Some sweet Clockwork Ultraviolence there .. Alex would be proud. 👍
Awesome!
Quite possibly the greatest review on your channel. At the risk of being that dude, has anyone ever said that you look a bit like Mark Hamill in a few shots in this? That might just be from the Wagner giving me Star Wars vibes, though.
Love his humour
This review needed to be made.
And we can all die happy!
Legendary
Masterful.
Blue lines are back! Yuuussssssss!
Such great vid, many nice. Made my day 🤣