r/Maliciouscompliance "We Only Eat WHITE PEOPLE Food! Minorities Are Gross!"
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- r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a minority in America, and she just loves to cook. She starts bringing some of her dishes into class. For some reason, a racist classmate gets all pissed off at OP for bringing in minority food, and she lectures OP about how she should only cook white people food... even though OP isn't white. OP happily complies. If you don't want any minority food, then she'll stop making extra food for you to eat! Enjoy going hungry, you racist jerk!
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Mexican food = best food
Like if you agree
yess
Basically
Food=food
Yeah
Yup and Asian
The more I heard “you won’t be able to walk on graduation day,” the more it sounded like they were going to break OP’s legs.
Them: “you can’t walk to graduation if you can’t walk at all”
*insert 40’s Mob boss accent*
😂 Op:Hears doom music playing”Why do I hear boss music!”
School Principal:You shall not walk on your graduation. *Breaks Op legs*
Op:Now I can’t walk on my graduation 😔
To be fair by the end they were probably pretty close.
I’d just take lots of pain killers and use crutches or something. My legs would be broken, but I’d still be walking to a degree.
OP in the first story should have done the project.
"Although my time here at this high school was short, I've learned about the IMPACT of bullying, harassment and black mail from the staff at this school."
0l mkmn k
That's quite a bomb to drop!
@@jaydavis155 and a major bird flipped to everyone there
exactly what i was thinking the whole time, soon as they took away the cant walk consequence, i was hoping hed go. tho also make sure his dad there for security against his mom surprisingly actually showing up. then do exactly that, the only non-participant publicizes his bullying harassment and blackmail in a short sentence like that and then emails every student most of the incidents in-depth to make sure it gets around and mayb the principals next school. >:D
I is for incessant. Like the incessant badgering of the staff, to write a project about how their school motto affected me - a student of a few weeks.
M is for morally bankrupt. Like the staff who blackmailed me to complete this project by threatening to prevent me from walking - this robbing me of the chance to be celebrated for the accomplishments gained by my efforts.
P is for Principal. Like the principal who reminded me the bullies don’t age out of it.
A is for asinine, like contacting a parent I am no-contact with, despite my father being the only registered parent in the school system
C is for court order. Like, you know, the court order that makes it an invasion of privacy for you to have contacted my mother.
T is for tort. See above.
"America is a very diverse place" Preach it sister! Diversity is the best thing that can happen to food. My cooking, for example, is a mutt mix of tons of cultures. I use Japanese, Korean, Thai, Chinese, Indian, Vietnamese, Mexican, European, and African ingredients in my cooking. One single dish can end up with ingredients from 3-5 different cultures.
Have you ever tasted Brazilian food? We are similar to USA in being a melting pot of cultures, but when food is regarded we tend to 'improve' them. To the point that we have a fast food chain that have ARABIC food as base! Not to mention our own flavors of hot dog (Yes. Flavors. Plural.)
Yes, America is probably the most diverse nation on the planet. So why do so few Americans seem to know ANYTHING about the rest of the world, and have the lowest ability to speak languages other then their own strange dialect of English?
The gym class story made me laugh. This was super similar to my Dad’s experience. This was in the late 70s so it’s a little different but here goes:
My Dad was set to finish all his classes by junior year. He had applied and had already been accepted by his State University. Towards the end of the year, he was called in and told that even though he had all his regular classes completed, he still couldn’t graduate because he needed four full years of PE credits. He tried to talk to them and compromise saying he would take it in the summer etc. but they said it wouldn’t qualify as a full year and he HAD to stay for his fourth and final year of high school... for one gym class.
He got in touch with his University and since he’d already been accepted it didn’t matter if he had a high school diploma at all. So he essentially just said ‘See ya’ and dropped out after junior year to go to college. It was a pretty small high school so it was a big deal when he left. He went to University, and the went on to Graduate school after that. He never got a high school diploma didn’t get a GED either. He’s now a COLLEGE Professor with a PhD but he STILL doesn’t have a High School Diploma.
That seems so paradoxical and I love that.
I remember on my graduation, one of my teachers gave me a dollar. As promised for graduating high school. He was a cool teacher.
lol awesome dude.
I would frame it
PLEASE tell me you didn’t spend it
@@politicalwhore4838 It was so hot! And I was so thirsty! I spent me best friend on a soda!
@@BigBadWolfParty Wow, selling your friend for a soda.
Assignment: *is optional*
OP: ok im not gonna do it its stupid anyway
Karen: but yOu HaVe To Do It!!!
OP: no
Karen: moooooooommm
I wouldn't do it because it's work with no reason
"Ten years from now nobody will care if you even went to high school." - PJ Soles in Rock and Roll High School
OP from the first story is stupid and lazy.
@@randomytgamer1587 how are they stupid
@@randomytgamer1587 OP from the first story made a VALUE JUDGMENT. They decided "This assignment has no value to me, and the same goes for walking at graduation. I therefore choose to not walk, they can mail me the diploma."
"So, what's the issue, then?" Excuse me? I'd be like, "I dunno, bruh! You tell me! I've already discussed this with several people, made my decision, am happy with it, yet you people keep calling me out of my GRADED classes for an unnecessary, UNGRADED project? Who has the issue here? Cuz it's not me!!"
Dude I would have loved to see their response to that
probably they like to hear how they make "Impact" on studients
Food Note: I once had an agreement with my good friend to take turn cooking food from our country, nothing fancy just generic stuff. I made holy basil stirfry (Pad Krapao), green curry and some Thai sweets. Her turn was a while later as she could not figure out what would be something "American" enough. Finally, she made Buttermilk fried chicken, biscuit, and a pumpkin pie.
I mean that's cool that she tried to make you some American food in return for your Thai food, I think
I 100% get the feeling of OP in the 1st story, I attended the high school I graduated from only for my senior year. at the begining of the year, they had us draw on a mural. The subject was...what did your time at this school mean to you, all I drew was a small diploma and told the guy in charge of it(the principal) that all this place meant to me, other than nothing, was the end of school...he was not happy and gave me dirty looks all year.
🤣 well what did he expect from someone who just transferred into their last yr of hs.
That makes sense. I went to one high school school for all four years and school still meant nothing to me
I had to do many of these stupid things in middle and elementary school too. It wasn't as hard, but every project would take at least a month to do. I luckily had my mom to help me, so it never became such a huge problem. I still hate the acronyms schools have.
In my second primary (UK elementary) school I had to take part in a play to take about my best memory I was only there for the last year too
Understand...my folks moved a lot due to my fathers career. I went to 5 different schools in 12 years. Learned not to make close friends.
He should’ve mailed one ticket to his mother, so she would be sitting there confused as he stays no contact
That. Be. GLOROUS
Thanks Pikachu!
@@lamarasawyer850 way to go, reminding me to change my pfp for the first time in about a decade
@@exiledhero3791 I can't tell if you're joking or not, but I like it. And your pfp.
@@lamarasawyer850 Nintendo won’t, with how popular this comment is.
"I only eat American food!"
Me: So...corn and squash?
The gym class story sort of reminds me of my mom's high school experience.
She did an exchange student program in Brazil her senior year, and although the experience was unforgettable and she's still in contact with many of her Brazilian friends and "family," the actual exchange program was kind of a shitshow and she didn't get the education she was supposed to.
So when she came back to America, she was told she would have to repeat her senior year and she went "f**k this, I'm not going to jump through that year long hoop to fix something that wasn't my fault" and took her GED instead.
Went to college at age 18 just as planned, met my dad a year later in a Portuguese class.
FOr that 'white people food' thing, I woulda brought in pizza and tell her "No, you're not Italian, you can't eat it"
I would throw cold cheeseburger from McDonald's at her desk and proceed to eat my delicious czech cuisine. :3
@@ormitomimus lol
Nah, we only eat mac n cheese. Specifically the Kraft Blue Box. Any other food will make our internal processor freeze up and we die.
@@ormitomimus only issue: the burger is originally from Rome.... museumcrush.org/the-1500-year-old-recipe-that-shows-how-romans-invented-the-beef-burger/
That's so evil.... I LOVE IT
as a dutch guy
i NEVER expected oliebollen to be referenced in a rslash video
And besides they are a seasonal snack (it is not a meal). Traditionally we eat them during new year but u can get them a few months before (around november, sometimes earlier).
me neither, im getting a craving for them now.
Me neither, lol
I've never had one before, what's the taste like?
@@audreym3908 you need to have one, the taste can't be explained imo, but do you prefer juicy raisins in the oliebol?
VP: If you don't do this project, you can't walk at graduation.
OP: And you think that gives you power over me?
That last line got me, "It's your job to nurture kids, not hold them back" because yeah, that's not what happened to me in high school. It was worse. I have a learning disability, have known about it as early as Elementary, but nothing was done until Middle school. They put me in a special English class and I was given the special home room class up until High School. When that rolled around, they threw me back into normal classes and got rid of my homeroom, but I was still taking my tests in the disability room. Thing is, in Middle School, they were great about helping me learn what I needed to, though I still stayed up till past midnight trying to get assignments done, just to wake up at 5am for the school bus, but in High School, not so much. As the years were counting down to graduation, they got more and more lazier. Instead of the disability teachers trying to help and explain to my work to me and help me problem solve, they just told gave me the answers. On tests, they read us the questions and then gave us our answers, just so we would pass and graduate my senior year. My biology teacher didn't even expect homework anymore from me and my other special education friend. I don't know about her, but I at least tried to keep up in the class, but no one would even look at my work. The fact that all the teachers just wanted to push me through instead of teach me, is why my first year of College, I had all 080 classes for both semesters and even into the following year. I honestly would have taken being held back, because I probably wouldn't be in as much college debt as I am in now. But who knows? All I know is, I've had a few college professors that weren't at all helpful in understanding their class and I had to retake them with other professors, passing with an A. But that's a whole other story. After 7 1/2 years of college, I finally graduated, so I guess that's something.
Teachers are not supposed to nurture students. They're supposed to nourish them.
Man, I hate when schools, universities, or whatever else, try to force students arm into doing a stupid project just to rub the institution's (or a teacher's , director's or any other authority) ego or reputation. It's crappy, inmoral, and disgusting
SAME! my middle school forced everyone to do the science fair just because they wanted high participation rates. It was awful and it takes up like half of a semester of science classes, it’s just a waste of time for anyone that doesn’t care about science.
Shame OP didn't tell other students about it because I bet had others been more aware that 99.6% would've been even lower.
My high school wanted us to show school spirit. One of the teachers actually grabbed by arm and tried to make me do this hand wave thing that went with the school song. I should've sued.
Girl " Are you Chinese or Japanese?"
OP " I'm Vietnamese "
Girl "So are you Chinese or Japanese?"
Actual question my ex gf got: “Are you Asian? Or are you Japanese?”
She’s Chinese/Vietnamese.
@@kranberry3318 😆
Or even I'm Hawaiian. People can be so ignorant willfully so.
@@garryandjanepannell8594 when I lived in Hawaii, I was mistaken for half Hawaiian and Japanese in grade school. I am Japanese but I have dark skin though.
@@cptkettch It is really difficult when the parents are from different cultures. My nieces and nephew are half white American and half Korean. The girls look like a China doll, a Native American and the last girl and the boy look Korean. So they get a lot of stupid people asking bigoted questions.
The resolute of that first OP deserves a standing ovation. I wish I was that bold when I was a teen.
"Before I left you, I was the learner. But now I am the lawyer"
Had a similar situation to the final story; was told "drop out or we're kicking you out", so I called their bluff. They backpedaled, warned me that it could hurt my entire future, etc etc. I told them to shove it, got my GED, and now I'm a college grad about to take my MCAT and go to medical school to become a doctor.
2 years later, hows school going?
That first story reminds of how my son's school tried to get him to do something he didn't want to with a threat of "you won't be allowed to go to the prom if you don't". He said "fine"as he had no intention of going anyway
It's like dangling a prize the other obviously doesn't want thinking they have an advantage. It's amuses me
"me making a Jim Halbert face" I busted out laughing. I can already imagine the face when OP said it
honestly, if someone brought in ethnically Vietnamese food, I would be over the moon to try it!
I'd honestly be interested. I probably wouldn't try it cause I just kinda have a fear of trying new unfamiliar things cause I don't want to waste it.
@@supersweet8772 Take a small amount and try it.
As someone who isn't Texan or Mexican I'm fairly confident in saying that "Tex-mex" cuisine is not Mexican. That's like going to a Chinese buffet and calling it "Chinese food" (I would normally think of this as Chinese-Canadian cuisine or Chinese-American in your case). Tex-Mex is amazing but it is its own distinct cuisine that really highlights the melting pot of cultures/flavours in the USA.
Right! I love both Tex-mex and Mexican food, but it's definitely not the same thing.
By the power vested in me as a native Texan, I hereby certify the above as factual.
My sister refuses to eat Mexican food (not because its Mexican, she's just picky) but she likes tex mex. OTOH, I think tex-mex is a little plain, and love Mexican food.
This!!
@@CMK899 By the power vested in me as a native Mexican, I hereby certify your certification.
“I can safely say that the tastiest American food is Mexican food”
RSlash is officially invited to all the carne asadas, recalentados, and times when we make food and invite people just for the fuck of it.
Ever ate a brazilian Churrasco?
@@KlavierMenn OH YEAH!! The best! :)
@@KlavierMenn what's that? Sounds delicious
@@thatguy3903 It's the brazilian way to make bbq. the difference is that we salt the meat a bit and sometimes we put some nice herbal spices on it and then the custom is not to grill, but put the meat on a spit (be it a wooden one or a metal one and let the fire do the job. sometimes we grill the meat too.
The fact he thinks Mexican and Tex-Mex is the same hurts my heart a little lol
That highschool story reminded me of my own experiences in highschool. My school wanted all of the seniors to sign off on having a prayer during the graduation. I was already an Atheist by this point, but I wasn't going to object to it and ruin the experience for everyone else in the class that really cared. Until of course, I found out that my best friend at the time had objected to it.
Unfortunately for him, his mom worked for the district and they put the screws to her so she'd put the screws to her son. He removed his objection, and I entered in my own as a result.
They tried calling my mom and strong-arming me that way, which failed miserably. My mom was a bit disappointed, but understood my stance. As the end of the year approached, the super-intendant approached me, asking once again for me to reconsider. He asked me why I hadn't initially objected to prayer, but decided to after the fact.
I explained I wasn't going to ruin it for everyone just for myself, but a few of my friends had approached me and thanked me for taking the stand. I also explained that I didn't appreciate the way the school bullied my friend and just assumed they could get everyone to submit, and obviously they'd found I was up to that challenge.
It was a highly satisfying way to conclude my stay in highschool
They put the screws to her and she put the screws to her son. Apparently, that's what Jesus did to people to gain followers. /s
My high school wanted me to pay to go to my graduation. I didn't and stayed home instead.
Title: I WANT WHITE AMERICAN FOODS!
Me: did you know burgers were founded by a Danish immigrant?
I was just wondering about that. Thank you Danish people 😍
As a person who doesn’t like burgers, that’s a really cool fact!
Hurray! Go Danes.
I thought they were German actually. After all, hamburgers were named after the German city of Hamburg.
@@LanaVegana Hamburg-er.. wait i get it lol
When that commenter stated “Now I’M a lawyer”, all of my righteous vindictiveness cawed in victory. I FELT that smugness. Good on them for proving the jerk to be so laughably incorrect in the best way possible.
That's what the world needs, more lawyers. Give me a break.
When they were talking about the different foods i cried because I wanted to be there just imagine eating that delish food
bro u good?
The pure joy my Dutch heart felt at the thought of someone sharing the wonders of oliebollen with others.
I hope they enjoyed it :D
School: Take gym again or don’t graduate
The Kid: lol ok I drop out
School: *wait, that’s illegal*
Lol
Probably true lol
What is messed up they let the girls walk the track and pass gym class, but fail the boys for doing the same. It seems discriminatory to do that. I am pretty sure the school could get into trouble for that. But the school fix would probably to be force the girls to have part take in gym class outside of walking around the track.
@@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas well you probably got a sexist school teacher which you could had recorded to expose them and make it better for others
@@annabelle5640 My point was if you push for a change they would just make the girls run, and not allow the boys to walk to fix the issue of sexism.
The tastiest American food is free food.
Who the heck shits on free food?!
looking at what the FDA considers "food", I would pass ^^
But that doesn't mean I'd insult people for trying to be nice, it's not their fault the regulatory agency is asleep.
Ikr I'm willing to try any food if it's food even if it sounds weird lol
@@phoenixfire8978 yeah, what would fried pigeon taste like?
@@chriscarpenter3370 i heard they're quite tasty.
That reminds me, in the old town i used to live(which i hate so much. It's like a city of Karens and Kevins)
, there used to be a... well, a truck that sold chicken. Fried? Roasted? I don't remember. All i know was that place had some Gorgeous chicken, i heard. Juiciest meat packed inside crispy skins. Many people loved there.....before the city found out the shortage of pidgeon population.
Not 100% sure if the truck was selling pidgeons.... but i'm kinda sure the shop owner fled. So.........
Pigeons, aka squab, are actually eaten in some cuisine, though I doubt you could just run down to the park, catch a few, and expect them to taste good. I think generally they're specifically raised to be food. But if you're really hungry or just really annoyed by pigeons, I suppose you could give it a go. I haven't tried it myself, but I would if given the chance. If I could eat frog legs and octopus, why not a pigeon?
I was absolutely convinced OP was going to ride his graduation in a wheelchair instead of walking.
Okay then.
"But... you won't be able to walk on graduation day"
"yep."
*advert plays in principals head*
“I only want american food”
Ok. What’ll you have?
“A cheeseburger”
That’s from europe
“...ok a hot dog!”
That’s also european
“Fine! Pasta!”
.....that’s from europe
“WTF!?”
Try some Gator Tail! 😎
It could be argued that while the hamburger is european the cheeseburger specifically, is american, depending on if or the amount of cheese original hamburgers had. Depending on where one wants to draw the line between dishes that are similair yet not identical.
The only "american" food I know of is French fries and French toast, and those might not even be American either
Edit: so that was a f*cking lie
@@undeadprincess5726 How about grits?
@@edrosa3485 I had no idea those existed
As someone whose senior project was literally, "Hey, go do some community service" hearing about some of these other senior projects is wild.
My high school didn't do projects. We just went through like it was any other year.
I remember I was supposed to get a National Honor Society sash for my graduation, the only deviance we were allowed to have. In order to wear it, we had to have 100 hours of community service, 10 of which would have to be with the school. I had over 300 hours of community service with my church + 8 hours with my school. Guess what they didn't want to overlook? ::) Nvm that I had the third most community service hours in the school ::) so rather than jump through hoops in my last two weeks of school I just didn't get a sash. I can't tell you how many bewildered looks I got since I was part of the magnet school (we wore white robes, everyone else wore blue) and I was one of 10 ppl of the 80ish in it that didn't have a sash
I have three kids. Only one is still in high school and none so far have walked in graduation.
My oldest had learning disabilities and an IEP that teachers routinely ignored. Year after year she had been dismissed by the school staff as they tried more disciplinary stuff than actual accommodations. We'd have meetings, they'd give their opinions and never got it right. Honestly, by senior year, she didn't care if they did provide the assistance she needed. She was 100% done with them all. So she finished out the year, studied on her own, and took a high school equivalency test. She now has a high school diploma by her own efforts as a result.
But they surely did want her to return and finish the classes she still needed to graduate. They kept trying to set up meetings to discuss it. I kept telling them she wasn't coming back. I made it clear that she would go over her dead body. And did we dodge a bullet... as Spring of her senior year passed, we got so many single or multi page catalogs... "Don't forget your senior flowers!" "Don't forget your senior banner!" Class rings, shirts, signs... I lost track but there were so many senior objects they wanted us to get. They wanted it understood that you would be neglecting something if you didn't buy the thing, every thing. And I was laughing. Didn't buy jack.
My son was another story. Almost didn't make the cut because he was in independent study and the schools here require community service hours... 40 total. But independent study required 60. He had 40 and then Covid came along and all students got their requirements wiped. And there was a weird drive-up graduation that he was just as glad to skip.
Also, my youngest and I were looking at her Sociology textbook where they talked about institutions like prisons and mental hospitals and there's eerie similarities and links between these and public schools... right down to the community service.
The last story is why you don’t try to become a teacher unless you’re 1000% sure you genuinely want to help students.
The last story is why a lot of people become teachers.
The power trip they get to have over somebody elses life is what they're after.
There's no repercussions for these teachers, and the same stuff they're doing could even lose scholarships for students.
If my mom *wasn't a photographer, and wanted to scrapbook the whole thing, I would NEVER walk to get my diploma.
My high school has a senior project, except it’s a ten pages research paper with an annotated bibliography with at least 10 references. It usually had to be centered around specific topics relating to books we read in class (which we could us as one of our references), but lots of the teachers would let you write about whatever you wanted if you talked about it with them. We spent our entire senior year in english preparing for the final paper, writing a few sections at a time so by the end of it, we just had to paste it all together. I had a really great teacher and tbh, I’m pretty grateful with that paper because when i then went to college, it seemed super easy to write papers and even easier considering i already knew how to properly write an annotated bib
As a Vietnamese person, when I read that the girl didn't like bánh da lợn, I was like "Okay. I don't really like bánh da lợn either." But, then she said that she didn't like being forced to eat "weird Chinese foods," I nearly flipped my shit. Especially when we got to the part where OP says that she knew that they were Vietnamese. I may be an Americanized Vietnamese, but I have enough respect for my ancestors to get incensed at that. I even told the story to my roommate, who's Chinese, and she got angry too. But, we got to the part where she got a loaf of Wonder Bread, and we started cackling!! We needed that little point for the Asians right now.
Oh man I was getting worried I wasn’t gonna be able to watch this before work. Gotta get my rSlash in before the day starts!
Yup we all do
I'm a kid so I decided ill get this in before school.
I get what you mean. Gotta watch Rslash before I go to college for the day. 😂
Hope you don't work for anyone that would feature in an R/slash video ^ ^
i live down under, so i stay up till 1am to catch my daily rslash dose before going to sleep
Oof, imagine being the only one in class not given an oliebol. As a Dutch person, you missed out, lol.
yes I am danish and I really want one now. maybe I should go make dinner instead.
@@ninirossau2304 I have never had Danish food! (I think) got any recommendations? 😁
@@missautumn764 most danish foods are difficult to get, but on pinterest there are recepies if you search for danish foods. at christmas we eat rice cooked with milk (speciel rice , fat rice used in Japan) served with butter and cinnamon and sugar. leftovers are mixed with whipped cream, seasoned with vanilla and sugar. Risengrød is made with 125 grams of rice and a liter of whole fat milk. stir often, milk burns easily. it takes more than half an hour till its firm. truly delicious.
I've never had it, but would certainly like to try it.
@@ninirossau2304 Wait, this sounds familiar. We brazilians have a similar dish called 'Arroz Doce'. It is made wit common rice, boiled in milk, condensed milk and sugar, and then peppered with cinammon powder and often decorated with dried gilliyflower ( idk the true name of 'cravo' in english, but as far as I know it comes from India, as all good spices does ) It is DELICIOUS and seems to be similar to your Risengrod
Haha the graduation one! I went to my grammar school to pick up my GCSE results, and my chem teacher came up to me after I’d opened them and was sobbing, and said smugly ‘oh well, you can redo them in college next year’ (she’d spent 5 years goading me into detentions and she called me stupid and lazy all the time despite getting all the questions right out loud-undiagnosed dyslexia-so I’d lash out at her in class cuz it got so bad) I just grinned, looked at my deputy headteacher/maths teacher who was standing behind her and screamed ‘I passed all TEN!!!!’ My maths teacher grinned at me and said all my hard work had paid off, then she pulled my Chem teacher to the side and she wasn’t there when I went to 6th form lol!
As a Hispanic, I’m deeply honored that Rslash deems Hispanic food as delicious.
Now I demand $200 for this honor you’ve given us
People like this probably think that cottage cheese is "spicy".
And they love casseroles and mayonnaise. 😆
@@iheartcryptoverse2857 I mean, I also like those, but I like many, many different foods from many different cultures. I stay away from offal mostly, but most other things are fine to me.
@@AldanFerrox Dont tell but I love Hellmann's mayonnaise. My Mom was terrible at casseroles. She should have faced criminal charges but sadly there is no justice in the world. 🤣
@@AldanFerrox I don't know, lengua and tripitas are pretty good in street tacos.
@@Cypresssina Well, if you like it, go ahead. But not for me, thanks.
I didnt walk at my graduation, by choice. Why would I want to put myself and my family through that? Here, come sit Ina crowded, loud auditorium with thousands of other people and wait for 1500 other kids to walk across a stage just to hear my name for 2 seconds. What a waste of everyone's day. Didnt help any that I had graduated a semester early and with all my AP credits, I was finishing my freshmen year of college by the time it happened. I didnt walk my college ceremony, either.
I wouldn’t have but my mom was really attached to it as well as my grandma so I mostly did it for them. Coulda graduated early if I hadn’t put off speech class (I hate talking in front of people... still got an a somehow though lol.)
My senior year was just speech and a bunch of study halls rofl. Such a waste of a year.
I was the first born so I not only had to walk but also spoke in front of a bunch of ppl about this program I was in. I wished I didn't tho.
My college graduation was awesome tho, considering it was an art school. There were confetti, balloons, beach balls, and depending on the valedictorian's major, a celebrity in the industry came and spoke. One of my friends graduated in January, had Daniel Day Lewis speak at hers. Mine was an editor from Architect Digest .
Ah, Im a senior right now and I haven't done anything that a regular senior would do to end their highschool career and move on with life....so to me it'd be something of a jump back into normalcy to be able to walk. Though its most likely not going to happen
@@oops.its.raquan4599 I can see the difference in situation; my HS graduation was 25 years ago and I didn't have any plague shenanigans to deal with. I do find it extremely unlikely that you will have a "normal" ceremony this year, though, if ever again.
I wish I realized that... I have stage fright and I was all anxiety that day. Plus the fact it was a large school and I was in the Ms so I had to stand for a long time and I have problems with that. (walking is fine, just standing like in a line is more physically exhausting and makes me more anxious.)
I mean... I barely even remember most of it. It seems more of a memory of a memory. I don't know if my parents have any pictures either since they were way up in the bleachers. Texas schools are huge, we rent basketball stadiums for graduation
I love how the most replayed scene is OP talking about how they hate gym class xD
YES! Finally!
I cannot tell you how long it took to find this video again! I love the story with the kid who didn’t walk on graduation. That is perfect Malicious Compliance!
VP from tbe first story sounds like one of those people who can't fathom a father being a better parent than a mother
The first story sounds a lot like that Friends episode when Ross moves into a new apartment and the building expects him to be at the rooftop barbecue.
From the Friends fandom wiki
"After that, he made enemies of everyone else in the building when he refused to contribute to the retirement fund for the handyman because he had only just moved in"(in "The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey")
The last story about gym class. I had something similar happen to me. I was the youngest and smallest senior in my high school gym, due to my skipping a grade in grammar school. I couldn't run, jump, lift or last doing any physical activities in class. I would barely pass any fitness tests. I was sick and missed a few days. The gym teacher threatened to flunk me because I didn't have enough points. He said that if didn't miss any more days that I'd pass. LIAR!!! I made every class after that and he still flunked me. I ended up missing graduation and had to take gym in summer school to get my diploma.
This last story made me feel hungry. And I guess having friends that love cooking and sharing what they made is a blessing and a curse...
How awkward do you think RSlashes search history is when he finds the thumbnails?
What I think Rslash’s search history looks like”
“Disgusted face”
“Person spitting out drink”
“Karen”
“Karen haircut”
“Worst species of Karen”
“Entitled voice tutorial (men’s edition)”
Two words
Incognito mode.
@@EternalLostsEternalHell true
Luckily he has nord or express vpn
It’s probably mostly Karen and fills in from there
"Here's some 'American' food."
*Hands her a loaf of Wonder Bread*
Oh that is some utterly delicious spite there.
I just love the little extra you put in like the whisper thats why I'm a loyal fan!!! And puppy bloopers and can't forget the personal stories we get!!
The best part of waking up, is rslash in your cup.
So, it's not just me who has this jingle in my head! Lol! 🤣🤣🤣
I live on the other side of the world, so rslash is kinda like my daily bedtime story reader 😴
Yechhh...In England, to ‘have a slash’ is to have a wee... So to me, that sentence is sommat about awakening to a cup of piss.
@@riphopfer5816 weird i live in england too but have never heard that term?
@@likeadino8580 You’ve never heard someone stand, when you’re down the pub, and say, ‘Order me another; I’m going for a slash?’
From what part of the country do ye hail?
(I’ve heard this said both in mi home of Manchester and in the South-London, especially. It’s usually been my types who’ve said it-grown up middle class, been to University but either dropped out altogether or dropped out and attended a trade school, and plied their trade whilst pursuing their true passion in music,writing, or other arts. They’re usually lower-middle class or poor, themselves. Probably use recreational cannabis and psychedelics, and/or drink heavily but are picky about their drinks. They’re typically mid-late Gen-X, or Millennials who came up with Gen-X mates, influences, and lifestyle. That’s all I can think of-but I feel I’ve drawn a fuckin well distinct sketch o these geezers, na?
From what I understand, it's called Tex-Mex because of the influence of Tejano culture, not necessarily because it's Americans trying to make Mexican food American! (Texan here)
honestly with the first story I thought OP was gonna do the project but for each letter just says *"this means absolutely nothing to me."*
I'm Dutch, and OP bringing oliebollen to class in that one story just made my day: I can definitely attest to what kind of deliciousness that entitled kid is missing out on.
They're indeed a deep-fried doughnut, only then with no filling. But they're sometimes made with raisins in the batter. Along with those 2 variants, we also make deep-fried apple doughnuts: it's basically sliced and cored apple with a dash of cinnamon sugar, and dough around them. All of these are eaten around New Year's here in the Netherlands, and sometimes topped with powdered sugar. In larger cities here, there's stands selling these, who set up as early as mid-November. If you like our infamous stroopwafels, then you will probably like oliebollen as well. The process of preparing them does involve beer, though, so please don't serve them to people with allergies to wheat products.
Last day of my seinor year i wore a pair of rip off pants to school and ripped them off in the midle of lunch vp wanted to not let me walk but due to a large nuber of teachers and students getting very active about letting me walk i was told i could walk so long as i didnt pull any stunts. So graduation day comes around and everyone is shocked to see there is no hair on my head no eyebrows or beard eather, i hadnt had a haircut in almost 3 years, and they couldnt say anything because i had donated it to "locks of love" i looked my vp in the face and smiled when i got that diploma
I love this story lmao thank you
The trolling and badassness is strong in this story. Well done, O mighty troll.
Are you growing it out again?
Wait... people attend their HS graduations? I was at the movies the afternoon of mine.
I wanted to but eh Covid
@@terra_the_nightingale135 covid screwin everything up
@@chriscarpenter3370 Eh they didn't miss much.
If I'd gone to a regular american school I would have skipped too but the school I went to had a graduating class of 8 so I think I would have been missed.
You're usually required to, unless you're sick. At least, that's how it was for mine...
Good on OP 1st story!!! My mum made me walk for my graduation. Entire family in crowd; I walk up, get my diploma and just keep walking to my completely packed car! Off to the Government Agency that recruited me! That was in 1987 and I’ve not spoken to any of those wretches since! It was and still is fabulous. My Dad, parents divorced when I was 8, still laughs to this day about it! I graduated mid Junior year and was already in Uni, my egg donor had no clue!
I feel for the OP in the first story. Honestly transferred from one high school to another after already spending time at the first one. Ended up not being allowed to walk during my original senior year due to both BS of not enough credits while meeting all the required classes including extra curriculum. When people tried to convince me to walk I saw no point and no reason to care to walk as long as I got my diploma. Graduated in winter just after my birthday.
My high school graduation was supposed to happen last year. My reaction was just "oh noooooo what a shaaamee, I *totally* was planing to go. Well, bye then, I hope I never step on that cursed place ever again."
Tex-mex isn't mexican food you'll know the difference when you'll eat real mexican food.
Exactly! Thank you! I was wondering if anyone else caught that.. They're definitely not the same..
I'll be honest, I don't actually like authentic Mexican, I find it rather bland.
@@Nukestarmaster You are eating it at the wrong places, my friend, mexican food is anything BUT bland!
I've never had Mexican food, what does it taste like?
@@froggersthegamer8886 main difference is it's fresh and juicy instead of pasty and cheesy/meaty. I.e. a mexican beef tacos (in montreal lol) has a soft shell, seasoned beef chunk (not ground beef), fresh onion , coriander and hot sauce. Also there half the size.
Am I the only one who hears "just do one letter and you're golden" and can't help but imagine the principle holding up 7 fingers?
Went back to my 30 year HS reunion. Reconnected with many old friends and made contact with many new ones.
Some in my class still thought that HS was the best thing that ever happened to them. I avoided them.
The audacity high schools have to think they have a positive impact on everyone's life. I don't think I would have done that project either given that my first high school I was bullied a lot and staff wouldn't do anything and the second one I was actually no one. I had a small friend group and some people who thought I was cool but that's it. I kind of had a similar situation though where I had to complete half a semester because of paperwork not carrying over or whatever (the screwed up and didn't want to admit it). They wanted me to stay the full year because then I'd be able to walk the stage at graduation. I said nope, did what I had to and I was already in college when I got to pick up my diploma. I'm kind of tempted to do what my stepdad did with his awards and degrees that came in a folder. Just take the paper out, toss the folder and keep the diploma with all of my college awards.
To the first story, I’m from The Bay too and I didn’t walk when I graduated for a similar reason. All those schools suck. My mom has worked at like 9 of them and she has come to the same conclusion.
“You called my mom.” Has such a powerful energy to it
The senior project thing reminds me of confirmation (the church kind). We did it as a class, and I was the ONLY one that didn't do it. I asked if I had to, they all said no, and I dont think mandatory volunteer work for a project is really "volunteer" work, so I just. Didn't. Every trip to the computer lab I awkwardly sat off to the side and did something else while everyone researched their new name, places to volunteer, etc. Some of the teachers kept asking if I was sure, and my legendary homeroom teacher just kept telling them FOR me "she doesn't have to do it". Thanks, Mr. O!
The only problem I have with Mexican foot. Is it’s so damn loud when it comes out. LOL 😂
whoops :)
Hehe.... burns more on exit than entry. 😆
Where is that foot coming out of???
Dude I'm going to have to dock you some points because TexMex is not Mexican. It is its own distinct regional cuisine. You can ask any Mexican that
I'm a Mexican and live in Texas and can confirm this. Tex-Mex is more of an American thing; real Mexican cuisine typically doesn't use hard taco shells or ground beef. That said, it's still tasty af.
Yup can confirm, Mexican food is definitely not tex-mex. Hard shells and iceberg lettuce is definitely not our thing.
@@shelbyberry4349 soft tacos, are delicious but I really like gorditas,or sometimes tostadas. I like tex food but Mexican food is better in my opinion
No offense to tex food
That last bit about the petty teacher trying to hold a kid back for a small bs thing reminds me of my nephew this school year. He’s in second grade and enjoys books that are above his reading level. Even when he can’t read all the words, he stills enjoys the stories more (either he’ll listen to an audiobook or have me read to him). This infuriates his teacher. She gets mad at him for not reading the low level books that are “ his level appropriate” books INSTEAD of congratulating him on putting the effort into trying to read harder books - that he does learn from them, in case you’re wondering - or encouraging him to find a nice balance. She literally reprimands him at least 2 or 3 times a week for reading books above his assigned reading level, smh, it pisses me off. I remember reading Stephen King in the fifth grade and no I didn’t understand it all but it made me read more so I could learn more words. So I encourage him to keep doing what makes him happy and help him get better when he gets stuck on a word. Teachers can be absolutely ridiculous sometimes.
This "pot luck" calc class sounds incredible!! Reminds me of the multi-cultural pot lucks we had in elementary school.
When my older sister had to a senior project but it wasn’t about some stupid school motto. They were supposed to interview someone in their intended field of work/study after highschool or just interview someone in a field they thought was really interesting and then do a presentation about a day in the life of that job (it was removed when I went through a few years later due to other major issues happening in the school, tbh I was kind of bummed. My sister got a day trial run of the job she wanted at the time and realized it wasn’t for her, I’m in college and hoping that I like the field I’m studying once I’m no longer being guided by a teacher)
Oooh the girl missed out on the oliebollen! They are delicious, especially the fresh ones sold from street stalls in December. Covered in powdered sugar that melted a little from the heat of the oliebol... Mmmmm!
That first story reminds me of my high school. We had a senior project too but they didn't keep us from walking. It was a GRADUATION REQUIREMENT. You don't do the project, you don't graduate.
The only reason why I wanted to walk high school graduation day was Cus my family and a tradition wearing my great aunts ring. My twin sister starts with A and went before me. We paused graduation so she can hand me the ring and we high fived. Turns out we started a tradition for all twins to come in that school now.
For the ethnic food one, we had comments in the bottom about sharing the food. Like someone said "Personally I'd be very happy to eat and share your food with you, it sounds great. Then I said, "Room for a third?" Then someone else said, "4th guy wants some food too." Then someone else said, "I'll be 5th. I can bring something as well, how's about fudge?" Then more people were replying saying what foods we would bring.
"Impact influenced me in such a positive way, will never be the same. I'll never look to a hand ratchet again when it comes to those tough lugs or nuts."
Omg lol that's genius I didn't even think of that. I need to start taking notes from you
High school I went: So did you have fun?
Me: Actually, if I could turn back time, I want to go to a school that focuses on art, that way I would be more knowledgeable about anatomy, lighting etc. But hey, had fun in the quiet, sweet peace in detention that was totally worth it.
I hated gym, as soon I didn't need to do it, I dropped it. As well with Maths as soon I got the minimal level I need to graduate. English I had to stick to the rest of the year, man... all the essays. I hated it.
Science was like wayy too hard, I was brain dead the whole time, other than staring at the fire like a pyromaniac...
Art and books was the only things that even kept me alive. Jeez, those 5 years was painful.
I had swimmer's ear during my graduation, so all I heard was the Charlie Brown parent noises of the other grads around me. If it wasn't for the chaperone, I probably never would have walked across the stage. Lol
"Texmex-- --is just mexican food"
You didn't just say that :c
LoL that's what I was thinking to myself.
Sometimes i think R/ is an idiot deliberately to stir up discourse in the comments, because thats a really really stupid thing to say if you know anything about mexican food or tex-mex.
Because I'm an idiot on accident, what exactly is the difference between tex-mex food, and Mexican food?
Tex mex is a specific style of mexican food, specifically, it is mexican food prepared using anglo ingredients. Cheddar cheese, beef fahitas, flour tortillas, chili con queso, nachos, enchiladas covered with sauce and then baked rather than dipping the tortillas, these are all tex mex things, originating in texas. You get some but not all of them in nothern mexican cuisine, and a lot of tex mex and other amerimex foods are fairly similar. Burritos are from california for example, chimichangas from arizona, niether of which are really tex mex, though many tex mex places and mexican food places serve them.
Calling tex mex just mexican food is ignoring the fact is essentially just a really old fusion cuisine, born of both mexico and america.
It is like saying that british indian food is just indian food or that american chinese food is just chinese food, ignoring that they are both not really of those countries nor of those cultures alone.
@@seabass819 mexican foods generally speaking are those thought of in mexico, and are usually cooked with methods and ingridients native to the region. tex-mex and ameri-mex are styles of mexican food, often using other ingridients, cooking techniques, or with different presentation due to differing socio-economic influences and values. like, while rural foods tend to be easyish to eat sitting at a table, high in carbs and protein to fuel the traditionally hard farming lifestyle, etc. urban foods tend more towards being easy to eat on the go, like burgers, hot-dogs burritos etc. differing lifestyles tend to form different values, and those values transcribe into different desires for the foods you tend to want to purchase.
During middle school I was forced to walk, it wasn’t optional, they literally forced me. We even had practices before it and the way they made us walk was why I didn't want to walk.
the slight laugh in his voice when he says taco jesus junior warms my heart
Oh man. The senior project one and the comment on it reminded of the fact that almost every one of my elementary school teachers thought I wasn’t gonna graduate. And I had the biggest damn smile on my face when I did
“I only eat AMERICAN food!”
Okay... (plops down a bag of wild rice) There you go. Happy American eating!
Or pemmican. Townsends' channel has a recipe, I think?
*Is from native american descent, camly eating my Beiju while drinking Xocolatl with a small touch of Cauim *
@@seileach67 It's not that hard to make.
Corn
American Mexican food is definitely different from actual Mexican food,
I once was called into the princables office because my creative writing project for english had a word limit and I accidentally exceeded it, striving for perfection. The next time I was in school, I was called into the vice princables office with my counsellor AND a social worker. I have incredibly bad anxiety and have had TERRIBLE experiences in offices, feeling completely cornered. I wanted to cry, throw up and go home all at the same. I was told that if I did that in college, I'd be given a zero and fail the course. They said I could just redo it instead of giving me a zero as if this was a kindness. After I brought it up with my therapist, I was told she had LIED and purposely induced anxiety to 'convince' me. She was MORTIFIED to realise was the school had done. Like I said, I have HORRID anxiety and I was left in near-tears. I've had trauma with being cornered like that before. No one, not even those who I thought were friendly were there to back me up or even explain how I'd fallen in love with my own story. I cannot wait to leave and say goodbye to the most anxiety riddled years of my life. Even so, they've taught me nothing and I don't know what I'm going to do after school because they don't offer life courses. FUCK this generation
I had a teacher try to derail me in HS. I was a dumb teen that waited until senior year to make my first mistake, but our principal and my counselor said this teach went above reasoning to keep me from graduating on time. I went from honors classes to barley squeezing by, but I did it.
As I came off stage, she tried to greet me, but her face was so embarrassed... I just looked at her and kept walking.
She was my favorite teacher before this 😞
You see, my high school would withold your diploma if you didn't go to graduation. Now this was a problem because, I'd rather work where I can make money, as opposed to going to a hot, sweaty graduation. Like, this ceremony cost me $100 in lost wages for no reason. But, because if you didn't walk you didn't graduate, those senior projects also meant you didn't graduate if you didn't complete them. Spectacularly annoying.
That has got to be illegal. I'd look at taking the school to court if they witheld my diploma! I never "walked". Got mine in the mail.
That's a parent issue. By which I mean, if my parents had been told that, fur would have flown; PTA meetings would have exploded, members of the school board would have been phoned every 15 minutes, local news would have been plastering the story all over the TV, oh yea, nothing like bad press to solve a problem. If you have met the state's academic requirements for graduation, they can not withhold your diploma.
I didn’t went to graduation and only went like 20 minutes to prom.
I'm an American that lives in the South and I LOVE trying ALL different kind of foods! I've traveled and eaten local cuisines where ever I go.
Mexican food is the best food
Source: I’m from SoCal
Yes true I love chili and tacos