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90s Gay-rights movement was all about convincing the general public that gay people aren't perverts, but 30 years later that has done a total 180.
Who would have thought that a sexuality that allows grown men to act like catty teenage girls was prone to deviancy.
Now it is about convincing the general public that being unhinged degenerates is "totally ok and valid!"
@@werewolf873 who knew men who were allowed to fully express themselves would lead to degeneracy.
I would hesitate to say that the people at Uber Eats are helming the gay-rights movement. This is just advertising.
@@werewolf873 Men are prone to deviancy, not just gay men.
"How does this help us to sell food?"
...
"Food?"
That's....a lot of companies nowadays actually haha. "Games?" "Movies?" "Comics?"
@@roboiago because the ultimate high goal is to advertise the company itself, not just their products
@@icipher6730 The ultimate goal is securing the Blackrock ESG investment bag.
doesn't sell ideology any better
ESG money. That’s all
"Eat with Pride"
Gee, so we're openly associating Pride with sexual deviancy? Wasn't the whole gay rights movement about proving "No, we're not sexual deviants, the vast majority of us aren't into that shit, we just want to get married and enjoy equal protection under the law"? That's a message I can get behind. What happened to THAT?
it is about sex though.
Corporations co-opting anything they can to sell products as always.
It's called "Give them a inch they take a mile"
The LGB community used to stand for "let us get married", ok they got that half, like they can get married infront of the law, not church (some churches allow it, but most don't) and "treat us the same like everyone else", which was almost done (mostly the older gen that is lacking behind) until the LGBTQIA+ community asked to be treated special again.
They can correlate Pride to degeneracy, but we can't
Idiocracy supposed to be a fun satire movie, not a manual!!
You mean the book 1984 wasn't supposed to be a manual either??
it's a fun satire movie of what was already happening (in 'MURICA), not a manual or a "prediction of the future" as people always think.
Idocracy is a horrible movie. It's low-key left propaganda. Consider that the message it sends is that no matter how bad things are, the system will still work. ( When it verifiably will not). The actual manual is 1984, written by a guy with actual experience, and its ending is far more realistic too.
So was south park but here we are
@@roller4312 It's a comedy movie. Of course they could have shown robots to more realistically depict how a society could limp along for centuries with such dumb people, like a variation on The Matrix.
I thought from the thumbnail, it was a Japanese commercial…. Now I’m even more concerned
At least with the Japanese ones, you know it's a joke but I'm not so sure with this one.
The Japanese don't stoop that low, and when they do, 100% of the time it's satire.
@@dudebruh8534 I mean, I was expecting that image to be satire, as what sane person would think that image could not lead to anything BUT satire.
@@darkraiking680 The ones who can't see it as satire are usually the ones who make it their entire identity.
This inadvertently makes them angry against criticism because if you say... this commercial is stupid, then your "attacking" their whole identity.
Japan is just ahead on the social collapse curve.
asmon: "nah thats not real"
last famous words everytime
If you ignore the tacos you would like the peaches wet trust me
After all that time on the internet, him not believing it right away show how low we are.
@@bobbobber4810 😂😂😂😂😂
To be fair, 5-10 years ago this would be unthinkable, and would never see the light, or get roasted as fuck xD
The *toxic normalcy bias*
Could fill a jar of coins of this happenstance
That is fucking crazy. How did they went ahead, proof read that shit, double check, upload the vid and go yep that ad looks lit.
Those people are so depraved they lost all notion of what is normal and acceptable. It's too be expected when you make your sexual preferences into your whole personality.
it gets worse
We all know the answer we just don't want to say it.
Remember Bellenciaga?
@@CROSSFADE69😂😂😂😂😂
That "Eat with Pride" ad is the exact sort of stuff that pastors back in the 90's were threatening would happen under the "slippery slope" argument
*_How the fuck were they right?_*
"Pride is not the counter to shame, but the source of it." - A character from a nickelodeon cartoon.
Iroh. the most important voice of reason i had as a kid.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore
Get out there and change it then
@@tittlemanscrest9667 sounds like work
@@tittlemanscrest9667 Oh yeah, forgot I could just DO that. Leme go out there and...oh, I don't have any money, influence, or social/legal reach huh? So what are my options? Oh, nothing? Fuck.
@@HauntedOath Sloth is a deadly sin, just the same as pride. Don't be like them.
@@tittlemanscrest9667 The general population would be too emotional for my plans.
Not sure what "Fucker vs Fuckee" has to do with fast food or why that's even appropriate for a TV commercial.
Because if youre a top you dont need to think too much about your gut. If youre a bottom you dont wanna be shitting everywhere.
Thought youd like to know
If you're a bottom, you shouldn't eat taco bell first was the implication, that's why they have a "Bottom friendly" menu to avoid "shitty" situations.
They take it in the arse and don't want poop on the other guy's Johnson.
@@DGart609 I would never have thought of that but that actually... makes... some kind of weird sense. I mean... still a ridiculous timeline to live in, but I now get the thinking.
You see, when a person inserts an erect male genitalia into their porthole, it tends to stretch and damage two muscles that flex to seal your porthole shut, and with continued abuse this muscle gets permanently damaged. This compromises that person's ability to effectively seal themselves shut, so fluids, gasses, and etc will leak out. Constantly.
Remember when they had that fake oil for frying chips called Olestra that caused "a*al leakage"? Same thing, but worse. The technical term is "fecal incontinence", which means you cannot control when you evacuate waste from your rear.
There's an article on Reuters by Lisa Rapaport about it.
Them- “Stop noticing things, and just consume!”
"How is this supposed to sell burgers?" "Burgers?"
"its time to stop"
i think it has been time to stop for about 8 years now.
Where the hell is emergency break on this thing?!
Oh yes, the menu for taking it in the dooker without getting someone's banana too stinky...
It's also because repeated penetration results in a looser sphincter which can lead to leakage.
@@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli And people argue when I say medically it's an unsafe/unhealthy practice. Only you know, medical doctors wrote about that. I know a doctor and he said he would never do that in the bedroom to anyone ever.
@@pineappleparty1624 I don't think there's a lot of people that care if it's medically unsafe. 90% of the people that do it experience no issues. The first world is clean enough for people to do that. It's why we have the ability to make stupid ads like this lol
@@purplepason How do you know it's 90%, did you take the poll? lol
If I could ban you all from typing, I would.
Idiocracy was a brilliant movie and even though it was clearly a comedy I think they were so right about a lot of the evolutionary things.
The crazy thing was a lot of satire things and events on that movie are already happening, no wonder why the movie was banned because people are offended when their goal is just like that, a clown world.
They were objectively not, IQ, demographics and genetics are way more complex than this movie suggests, and it's conclusion is simply the opposite of true.
The average person has been getting smarter over the recent decades, due to a decline in childhood malnutrition.
Also, IQ does not map to economic status nearly as well as the movie assumes, which makes the core premise based on poor people getting more children (which is true), and thereby more stupid children being born, incorrect.
The problem isn't evolutionary. It's more of a cultural thing. In my opinion democracy was the big problem. Instead of the most competent people leading countries you get the average dudes voted by average people.
@@robertmusil1107 same problem with Entertainment Industries (games, music, and movies) these days where they are hiring incompetent people (some didn't even had experience) and they are so proud of that.
Idiocracy was a documentary.
Murica is literally Idiocrasy, like unironically basically there. The movie was supposed to take place 500 years in the future not 15 ffs...
Idiocracy is not a movie, its the best documentary ever made, years before it became reality.
The prophecy.
What an original thought
Documentaries are not movies. Got it
Mike Judge is a prophet.
"Bottom friendly menu"
Bro i cant-
You can.
You could for 15 years.
While you were asleep at the wheel.
This is what you wanted chief. Enjoy.
@@The13thRoninhell yeah I’ll enjoy it! :3
@@RomronGramsay05 I don't think so.
@@The13thRonin why not? :P
@@RomronGramsay05 You know why chief.
Pride =/= Dignity
All my life I was told gays just wanted to be treated normally and left alone in the privacy of their bedrooms and now I feel like I've been imprisoned into their bedrooms without escape.
So true.
Don't worry, most gay people aren't in support of this kind of thing. These are just companies and extreme media making things feel this way.
Don't put this on us man, none of us want you in here either, we're not quite sure how this happened ourselves.
@@Shadow_Wolf1342x to doubt.
@@Shadow_Wolf1342 funny how you don't see many call out the bad actors though. I know some do but most are too afraid or they actually support it, I can't believe how many otherwise normal people support (or pretend to support) full on fetish parades in front of children, it's not right.
Surely only adults were shown that ad.
"Comments disabled on content made for kids. Learn more about the CZcams Kids app"
this was on tv, 2 or 3 years ago for a very short timeframe because of the obvious backlash.
The “bottom friendly menu” was on DoorDash first a couple years ago. Like if you can’t figure out what to eat, that might be something your doctor tells you not a food app.
Yeah im shocked how no one here already heard about this flop of an ad 2-3yrs ago lol.
@@pineappleparty1624 I mean I’m gay and I think the whole concept much less the constant need for appeasement is ridiculous.
@@johnj4471 yeah true.
@@johnj4471 Why are you gay?
Lord Jesus Christ, have mercy on us, sinners.
Jesus is about to appear just too die
Amen
He's dead
Don't toss us into the same boat as them. That's not fair.
not us, they are different
I can't even with this shit. I'm literally exhausted from being tired of being tired of it.
I'm not even angry or sad or frustrated anymore, I just... Resigned myself. That's it, we're done, idiocracy is already a reality
it is if you let it happen. why do you think the LGB movement has grown so much. this disgusting flith has taking our old movement for acceptance ruined it with deviancy and child abuse. I am just gay and in the west i have the same rights. no need for pride or any other bs push
Cyberpunk Dystopia + Demolition Man + Idiocracy = Reality and I'm destine to become Dennis Leary ranting in the sewers
This is the end goal. Just do what you want to me, the fights gone. Easy pickins, I almost don't blame the elite, it's a good plan.
@@anthonyhiscox humans are in generell like that, they never cared about anything so its anyway easy for them
How ironic.
Pride was supposed to be meant as accepting and tolerating people of...certain walks of life.
And what has it turned out to be? Public displays of sex and kink. Thats what it is inherently about.
Always has been.
Dipshit corporations doing a cringe ad is not the same as the gay rights movement.
Yeah, we were bamboozled. The good people fell for it and now we are stuck with this nonsense
How did you manage to change the meaning of the word pride to such an extent is beyond me
not just that. the lgbtq+ also likes child abuse. it was about equal rights but just like feminism it was taking over by people who want more than is acceptable.
I watched that ad. Wildly confused during it.
It’s all about eating healthy not for health but for butt sex.
Still crazy
I can imagine this commercial in movie like "Naked Gun" with Leslie Nielsen... But this isn't movie
2012 Alex Jones: "They're putting chemicals in the water to make the frkn frogs gay."
2024: "No, Alex, tis the food that's gay."
Ladies and gentlemen, we are fucked...
this ad was at least 2yrs old. It's old news that they got canceled over it.
Start eating bottom friendly meals then.
@@TheFunLuvnCRIMINAL why?
No the people eating from the menu are.
@@pineappleparty1624he's suggesting you go gay if you get raped as a solution to being raped
"We're getting there guys, and we're going really fast"
Never forget that Brawndo has electrolytes
Its got what plants crave!
Maybe we should give the plants water?
@@Crimsonfangg You meant he stuff in the toilet?
So that can be a commercial but nsfw platforms can't use major payment processors? The ideological whiplash is getting to be a bit much. To be clear people should be able to do whatever they want and buy whatever they want as long as its legal, but wtf does that have to do with food delivery?
...what books did they burn?
In school, they never tell you the kind of books that were burned. Strange they would omit that.
🏳️⚧️books made by ✡️.
Not even joking.
It's documented and on google and there's even a video of it on Zoomer Historian's YT channel.
The Bible.
@@cattysplatdoesn’t that book have murder and rape in it? Oh and infanticide?
@@RomronGramsay05Sure. Just like modern life. Does the context matter or not?
So in Warhammer 40k our future is their past, canonicaly speaking right?
After seeing this, I get it...the Emperor...the Horus Heresy...Kharn...I can see why they do it all....
Age of Strife incoming
You're all so fuckin dramatic lmao
Doesn't this pretty much indicate that Slaanesh has already been born and is now corrupting us all?
@@LightCrib2 you are all so laughably inept with firearms lmao
@@id2k. If that's even true, what does that have to do with anything?
...sometimes I wonder if this is actually Hell.
Same 😂
If you have to wonder, it ain't it.
It's a fractal lol
Or the rapture wasn't instant like we thought. Just slowly watch the world grow more and more corrupt until nothing good is right.
@@viciouswindstalkers If souls can't be killed, then if we knew we were in hell, we'd simply spend all of our time trying to escape. It wouldn't be an efficient system.
All aboard the idiocracy the train 😮
Are you sure? or are you Not Sure?
The Feeling that the idiocracy movie is becoming real, hits ne once a week...
Last week it was a friend, that had problems with his plant. Told him that its under-fertilized, so he bought a bottle liquid fertilizer and smacked the hole bottle into the plant pot, without Reading any description...
Plant ist dead now..😂
The last days of the Roman Empire where probably like what we are experiencing now
More akin to ancient Greece probably. Almost letter for letter with the kinks and sexuality, but also with other things.
‘Sfar more like the Roman Republic.
more like the last days of the german republic, look up the books they burned first.
6 of may, 1933.
@@grom4818 There's a reason the US has the nickname "Weimerica".
Why is pride the same thing as degeneracy?
Right?
Because it always was? That event was always full of questionable situations done in PUBLIC. BDSM and sexual activity in front of people. Are we gonna pretend it was never about it?
They will gaslight you later saying its not
What did you think they were so proud of?
@@doroza2lol It is an exhibitionist movement disguised as civil rights.
The internet was a mistake.
We get closer to a Cyberpunk-like society every day... Except for the cool technological part.
If you think Cyberpunk's technology of cyborgs and tech corpocracy was a good thing, you weren't paying attention.
@@cattysplat oppression by companies is far more likely outcome today than oppression by governments. since corpos are their sponsors and own their asses. unlikely for some "new world order" bs, more likely to just pass laws that would give them more and more money at the expense of literally everything else.
this will likely alter even culture on the long run.
Demolition Man turned out to be the most accurate sci-fi. What seems to be your boggle?
@@cattysplat I was talking about technology in itself, not the negative applications of such technology.
Flying cars and motobikes (potentially, hoverboards) are cool. Cybernetic bodies and cyborg conversions... Yeah, that's a can of worms.
@@BlazingOwnager Never heard about this movie, funilly enough. That's probably because the film's name in my country, "O Demolidor" (The Demolisher), is the same name we use for Daredevil (yes, the Marvel character).
And we're not stranger to Stallone films, Rambo and Rocky are very huge works here.
Any comment I leave is never going to beat the existence of that ad, as there is no point in satirising the real world if the real world is already basically satire. I don't see how comedy is going to compete with reality in the future.
Culture is not under attack. It has already been destroyed. We live amongst its ruins.
doubt this does it, but definitely true that the american empire is collapsing like all those that came before.
go back to drama class
@LightCrib2
Go back to Europe.
@@LightCrib2 leave the woke signs and stickers on your property so you can be thanked
@@id2k. I don't have woke signs or stickers. I just support freedom as long as it doesn't hurt anyone. Stop upvoting your own replies.
Bait used to be bait but now its just real...
Mike Judge is always ahead of his time on everything he creates.
Behold. Our idea for the new commercial
- How will this help us sell more tacos?
Tacos?
the fruit in this commercial did not consent
😂😂
It was suppose to be a comedy. Now it turning into an accurate prediction and in the far future will be a documentary.
Companies will ruin anything for money
that includes movements. the lgb got their rights so all those companies needed to invent new problems that dont exist like non binary.
Absolutely, and it's disgusting. Also sanest take I have seen here so far.
@@Arthera0 Bro what you got against nonbinary people? You said every cool thing, why you gotta crash the whole comment with that?
@@leila13dnd cause its not a real thing. Its just attention seeking. moods are not genders.
Asmon's face at the end says it all 😭
I thought I saw the full react uploaded to Asmon's channel but I take it that it got removed immediately.
Could we get a DART mission to Apophis? Just wanna make sure it hits us in 2029, it's time to stop.
im starting to think we chose the wrong side
There's a difference between media and gay people you know.
@@jackhardin6864 Yet the gays sit back quietly and let this go on, what do you expect people to think? The most intolerant people I who have graced with with their presence have been gay people. Imagine that.
Even LGBT people are enraged with this bullcrap
Where? Why don't you actually say exactly what you mean?
The foundation of the movement was based off of incredibly deviant people with dangerous ideas like Queer Theory. Many of which were literal p@d0s.
That being said, Gays against Groomers exists, so lets not go so far to condemn them all.
As a person who by default is considered part of the “community”, there is no way that sort of ad would make me want to us Uber eats. In what universe is that a good idea?
Lunatic one. Didn't you notice who leads top of all liberal movements? To be fair, the same applies in same cases to some conservative movements. We are truly in hard times.
Where can I watch the full episode of this? it's not live yet on the main channel as far as I could see. thanks
Yea im sure now, i took the wrong exit at the highway 10ish years ago and ended up in dimension x. Its the only thing that makes sense
I agree.
Some of us are in the wrong timeline.
Not sure how that happened...
@@bobbobber4810 or Planet.
The world has lost its damn mind.
You were asleep at the wheel for 15 years.
You wanted this chief.
@@The13thRonin 15 years? Its been going on for atleast 70+, and probably a hell of a lot longer then that. Its just been a gradual process.
@@Tiasung Fair, but it's sped up exponentially during the last 15.
No, just the west.
Slava Russia Z
Just the West mate
If your messaging can be played by the opposition, without modification, to advance their message, then it's not a good messaging.
Shame the full video got taken down a few days ago
I heard your order comes with a free diaper and colostomy bag.
Perhaps God has forsaken this planet after all...
More like we have turned our backs on God.
@@WindyWalk bullshit. All bullshit.
@@mr.jamster8414 yup the current movement bs. current feminism bs. all religions bs. its all just forms of control.
it's just a bad corporate commercial, it's not that deep
Which god? Aries seems to be alive and well in some parts of the world.
What is even the message of that ad? I'm all for cheeky funny ads, but I'm just confused and concerned
He was in disbelief twice
I don't know why John Oliver is so surprised, that kinda crap comes from his own degenerate side of the political spectrum.
John Oliver - 21st Century Lord Haw Haw
@Benzley722 what are you on about? You act like companies have sides 💀. They don't care what they do as long as they get attention and money. They'd kill a puppy if it was trendy.
Self awareness isn't exactly Snaggletooth McCurrentyear's thing.
THE GOOD GUYS LOST THE WAR
Everybody lost.
@@AManChoosesASlaveObeys No. And the winners get to create the world they wanted. Now we are trapped in nightmare of their making.
Who are the good guys exactly?
@@silva9648 The heteros, duh
@@silva9648 Come on, debut your brain. You can do it.
These people really trying to make Idiocracy a documentary and not a movie... God damn.
But how is this going to sell more tacos?
Tacos?
Yup, just uninstalled all the food apps on my phone. Would rather pay the crazy carbon taxes on gas and get my own damn Wendys.
You end up paying twice as much to get food delivered anyways so its a net savings to go get it yourself.
America is the greatest advertisement for Islam.
I don't agree, but I must say, that's a very good line.
I can't believe a kid falling down a gorilla enclosure lead to this...
We can still blame Fuddruckers though because really
"At least we're not homophobic!"
funny how the lgbtq+ movement is highly homophobic. they are sex deniers thus they dont believe being gay is a real thing.
Disgust is not fear.
The end times are at hand
The "you've been asleep at the wheel for 15 years" times are at hand.
You did this chief.
it's just a corporate commercial, no need to overreact
@@LightCrib2 a commercial that advertise to a lot of people. You people that saying stuff like "oh its just z, no need to over react" are the reason why we have this shit
@@starrynight8709 It's just a bad commercial, it's not that deep
@@DarkLordsServant It's not a destined future. It's the present. You are fully asleep, I don't talk to dreamers.
I love the people in the audience shouting "WHAT?!?" out loud in disbelief.
Just realized Mr. Gold and Oliver have the same job
can we just reset mankind?
Honestly.
Only with major extinction event.
@@mariuszmoraw3571 Hell yes.
so thats the slippery slope how you become a conservative
aka redpilled
To "Conserve" Knowledge and Wisdom doesn't sound like a bad idea anymore vs the abandonment of the two. It gets really boring when people simply get really ridiculous, as odd as that sounds.
Man, this kinds of things makes me want to stop living. I mean, we're derailing FAST
😂like Starbucks "Tuck friendly" phase they dropped that quick
what, do you tuck your cup of coffee in your pants?
0:28 asmon chair make that brand jingle
Mike Judge always had that genius vibe
This situation and the holy inquisition are at the same level now
Darkest one possible almost where most people can still live
His face 😂😂 its so godlike i cracked up🤣
Thank you small hats. Very cool.
You could literally see the hope drain from his body once he saw that the ad was real and not just a bit.
Gay leather tacos.
YOU SEE, I THOUGHT BEFORE THIS AD THAT THAT PHRASE MEANT SOMETHING ELSE!
Keep in mind they had a board meeting about this and the majority of the people said yes, produce this immediately 😂
The apocalypse is sounding better and better everyday.
I love how media has coined the headcannon of a gay person as "debauchery" and "sinfully unleashed"
And i hate that an actual gay person helped do that, and thats a comment coming from a gay person, and a bottom at that
The devil's a-knockin.
0:27 chair created melody right there
I expected to see more lol like was there some "special sauce"
*To quote The general guy from mars attacks*
*"What da hell does that mean"?!*
Damm silence from the editor!?
imagine living in a world before adult diapers and proctology, and you might understand why our ancestors were such 'bigots'
I've shown picture from parades of way crazier things to people and several of them have actually responded "why do you care what two people do in the privacy of their own bedroom?"
It's crazy, it's like they just repeat this phrase they've heard over and over but never actually THINK about what they're saying.
Surprised he hasn't seen it. This ad is a couple years old I think
Odin save us. We have spent too long not dying in battle. The good lord Odin is displeased