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Women need to stop posting their Ls online.
Guy told her she was pretty and she tells the whole internet she's had the Michael Jackson stretch and staple
I think before we invented social media we horribly underestimated how quickly people, especially women, can get addicted to attention and validation. Why do you think women love victimhood culture so much? It's an easy fix for them.
Bad take by Asmon. Some men are cringe and fake when approaching women. The girl in this video was just pointing it out. She was generalizing a bit. Maybe she should have avoided that. But I think this was a perfectly normal observation by the girl.
@@TheKomentor Or the men just didn't know she had work done. I didn't before she said she did, I thought it was just makeup. We aren't as anal and vain as y'all, sorry.
U are insane
@@TheKomentor So she got plastic surgery to look good, guy comes up and tells her she looks good, woman complains that guy says she looks good.
??????????????
"I paid enough money for my surgery to appear natural.
- Wow, you're such a natural beauty !
- Omg, can't you tell I'm fake ?"
Women.
It's just a humble-brag. The point is to say "people come up to me and tell me I'm beautiful" and then add in some self deprecating humor to make yourself seem humble about it.
Yeah she wants to tell the world that someone told her she's beautiful and elegant. But couldn't just say so
@@DarkSpartan343 Don't forget casually dropping how much money you have. She could've just said "my jawline is fake fake", but she chose to drop that it was $10k.
This almost sounds like a Family Guy cutaway
Yeah I don't get this girl's petty attempt to slander men just because the surgery wasn't botched and therefore isn't a jarring eyesore that everyone notices.
Him calling her a "natural" beauty, reminded her she is no longer natural. She had a moment of clarity. Then she displaced her anger/insecurity online.
Exactly but she's not self aware
its like really hard these days to not put em all in one bucket, but this kind of crazyness is what i get even from friends and women... idk man.. maybe im just not build to be hetero.. lmao
@@wilddude4205 I have been with the same woman for 17 years, I truly, genuinely, feel bad for decent men dating today trying to find a decent woman. Morals seem rare.
@@wingsoffreedom3589 Maybe I am ascribing too much self-awareness, I just can't think of any other reasonable conclusion that's more likely for her ridiculous reaction. It's just such a strange and petty thing for her to wig out about.
Her priorities are telling. Doing nothing about her ugly personality while spending boatloads on her looks.
*Woman deceives man*
*Man is deceived*
Woman: "ugh, men"
Stay classy ladies.
😂
She didn't really do that but ok
@@primary2630she does
How did she deceive him? did she tell him she was natural? or do you think she got plastic surgery to deceive men?
@@yattaaa641 Plastic surgery is the deception. She got it done to look younger and presumably prettier than she would otherwise.
There is a reason why plastic surgery is considered "fake".
Does this click for you?
Jesus, just take the compliment
Obviously it’s harassment to say something nice
The reason she got all that work done is low self esteem, so it makes sense
She’s just pointing out how dumb men are. I don’t have any plastic surgery or Botox or anything and if a guy sees me without makeup they literally think I’m dying “omg you look so ill are you ok?” They don’t even understand that women don’t have naturally super long black lashes and shimmering eyelids lol
imagine being a fucking dude, minding your own business and someone random, doesnt even have to be a woman just goes. "sorry, but i just wanted to tell you that you look beautiful."
that would make your whole year! we never get told these things from random people!
She was offended because someone didn't notice her waste of thousands of dollars.
Schrödinger's feminism: a woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most.
Hormone happens.
They learned from the best. Cohencidentally I can’t give compliments to “the best” by name or CZcams will eat my comment
@@dra6o0n yeah, undefined quantum state every month.
@@LeathalDare I say based?
yeah you can't talk about those people on here
She can't understand men when she literally spent over 4k dollars to deceive them? Sounds like a humble brag that turned into a self-report.
Literally this
To deceive them? Nah, no one spends this kind of money for others, she has an addiction, that's all.
I don't think guys would even care that much about looks. I feel like woman face way more judgement from other women than from men. Correct me if I'm wrong here.. I got nothing to back up my guess and its just an idea. If you want to get laid, married, start a family, as a women there will be a nice personality, humble, maybe mid looking guy for you 1000%. But that's not who you are shooting for if you are getting cosmetic surgery
Sometimes people get surgery *gasp* just for themselves 😅
I’m not familiar with her content, so I honestly couldn’t say one way or another.
I took her video to be a reality check for men and, by extension, a weird sort of pep talk to women.
Don’t trust everything you see. Between plastic surgery, makeup and filters, sometimes we’re seeing the best version of people and not who they are right after they wake up ❤
@@awitness4jehovah if yo think people do this for themselves then i'm afraid you have grossly misunderstood the meaning of life.
"wHy aRe gUys nErvOUs tO tAlK tO wOmEn?!" Prime example right there. Can't even say a compliment without negative feedback in some way.
"You look good" "I'll have you know I'm superficial and spent thousand of dollars to trick men, why are you talking to me?"
This is literally why men say they can't understand women, like what do you want
right? I absolutely cant get the point of the video. it just doesnt make sense
Not every woman is stupid af. But gl finding one that isnt
They want to be angry.
@@droe2570 unless there's serious push back
"Wow. Your beauty is so artificial!" I'm sure that'll go over better, right?
The REAL issue here is that the compliment didn't come from a hot guy.
or a human being IRL. these are anonmyous IG accounts without a photo and 15 random letters, numbers, and symbols.
*rich guy
True.
@@RestryouisThere's no difference to a woman. More riches means they are hot.
@@TLMHaru Maybe he was hot and she didnt notice... you have no idea how amny rich guys are looking like bums. Or living like bums
So to everyone who is trying to understand women. I have over 3 decades worth of experience with them. Here is the combined wisdom i have gathered
Women are essentially a boss that needs to be defeated by correctly doing mechanics with no guides or previous information available on the mechanics and how to do them. The pool of mechanics and the correct mechanic is constantly randomized. The boss doesn't know which one it is and demands that you know. It will also not give you any clues, rather it will give you information that might indicate one mechanic but actually indicates an opposite mechanic like "go left and drop the barrel" but actually you needed to go right and you should have known.
In order to defeat it you will need to guess correctly and succeed at a random number of those mechanics in a row all while each failure might mean instant death.
Experience will help you increase the correct guess chance while the "attractive" buff will massively increase your armor, reducing incoming damage from guessing incorrectly.
May this help some mythic raiders do their world first.
Nah, I got losts of damage, I'll just ignore the mechanics 🤜👩
Can confirm the "attractive" buff will massively increase your armor but, ultimately I took fatal damage and will never attempt that boss again and am fearful of trying any other boss.
@@chiffa37 true, you can also use hacks to put the boss to sleep or force it to do as you say. That being said GM's dont like that and if you ever ger caught they ban you for a while
@@Casualfield Fear is normal, but only by overcoming fear do you become a true gamer.
You could try an easy boss first. Sure it may not give any loot you want, but i will give you some exp.
@@JohnDoe-lc3sc Any tips on locations for easy bosses?
Imagine a compliment ruining your day
Well think about it, the compliment was how natural she looked, but she knew she was all fake, she didn't deserve that compliment and that's why she's mad.
I bet there’s a lot of things she doesn’t understand
She doesn't understand anything
Like inflation 😂
Like monads
Ask her to change her car battery.
@@tedchirvasiuNobody understand monads.
"From the moment i understood the ugliness of my flesh... It disgusted me"
I'm already saved.
Underrated comment of the week 😂
Holly, why there are so few likes?🤣🤣🤣
At-least they live for hundreds of years, some thousands. What does she get out of dissfiguring and limiting herself?
Praise the omnissiah.
Her:
- complain when no compliments were received
- complain when compliments were received
- complain when no attention was given
- complain when attention was given
It's a lose lose situation sadly don't even bother with any these women anymore.
"If you don't feel comfortable in your own flesh, you should pull it off."
- Max 0r Tzu
That's Mad Max when he handcuffed that kid to the burning car and gave him a hacksaw, then told him he could cut through his own flesh fast enough to not burn, but if he cut into the metal cuffs, he probably didn't have enough time?
Guy "you look good" woman "HOW DARE YOU"
their complaint is compliments - this shows the privilege of women.
More like "lmao let met internalise how you are wrong and make a video about it later"
"You have NO IDEA how much this cost"
"lol, look at my mount"
He wasnt hot enough
Only a 8ft Aryan Chad is allowed to give them compliments
Complementing someone? Couldn’t be me ☕️
Amen
I’d like to complement you because we could make the right angle 📐
FACTS! Dudes need to stop gasing these women. They hear that ish everywhere they go. Just start a natural conversation if you are interested. See where it goes.
Good lad.
you're gay, so you don't even relate to this.
Ladies don't realize how a simple compliment could literally change a bad week for a lot of guys hell some guys have such a low esteem it could change their whole life. These chicks are so used to compliments and are complaining about getting them.
Dude imagine someone dealing with body dysmorphia for decades, and they get a random compliment? They'd be high for weeks!
They don't understand that a sincere and polished compliment can fuel a man for war
I've seen npcs in fallout new vegas more expressive than her.
This is like a chef complaining that a customer thought the soup of the day had real crab meat in it.
Good one.
Instead of the plastic bag the crabs came in.
The chef that can take crap ingredients and get the same result as a chef that uses the best ingredients, is the better chef.
The chef should be proud he can produce a product that is good enough to fool people like that.
Call them fake and they get mad, call them real and they get mad 😂
The lesson here is to stop caring about what women think.
They just wanna be mad.
just don't talk to them at all
The lesson here is to not try and date Western women. 95% of them are not worth it, and the 5% that are are probably dating 9/10 guys.
You see fake [insert a body part there], you assume its for attention and they have at most below average iq. Its not always like that, but its way to common not to see a pattern
I complimented a female colleague at work all the way back in 2005, simply told her "you're very beautiful you know", and I wasn't even alone with her, there was another male colleague right next to us both and he heard us, he simply smiled at me and nodded, meaning "yep she is". That's it. Less than 2 or 3 days later, my boss comes in the cafeteria to talk to me on lunch break (I was eating alone) and he sits on the chair opposing me and goes: "I heard a complaint that you apparently approached [insert fictive female name here, doesn't matter the name] and told her she was beautiful?". I'm like "yeah? sure because that's what I think sir?", and he says "well she didn't like it, she wants you to stop doing that".
Now, thankfully, I didn't stay long at the job, left for various reasons. But at the time I was right smack in my early 20s "when it counts"' when Men are 'supposed' to look around and "court" / "seduce" / fuck I never could use any term for the 'procedure of looking for a woman in your life' anyways. That moment in my life marked me so much that - and I swear to God it is true - I never gave a single compliment to a single other woman in my entire life to this day. At the time in my mind it created a shutdown and I thought "fuck this shit, not wasting my time with this whole 'men should compliment girls' mentality" that my own parents talked to me about AND mentality that I developed not that long prior to the even when I was in high school in the mid to late 90s.
The "normal procedure" was _always_ that men (or young adults, whatever) would compliment girls, show them your appreciation of their beauty in a very tasteful and well behaved and polite manner, etc. Well, fuck that shit, is what I told myself. And to be honest it did one good thing: I never ran into that situation ever again for sure. If girls want to be complimented they can go ask some A.I. voice online for it.
You never compliment a work colleague like that. It changes the dynamic. It’s a big no, you made a mistake there
@@slakk5093 Where the f_ are we supposed to compliment them? At the time I wasn't a party-goer, didn't go to bars, and didn't stalk the girl outside of work to see if I could compliment her at the Bus stop or in the parking lot after work. She was always very elegant at work, and at the time I was in my early 20s, full of testosterone and ready to 'fire up' the "Man" in me like my father told me to.
The "mistake" isn't to compliment a woman at work. The mistake is to compliment a woman, period. Because there seems to NEVER be a good moment for it since maybe the late 60s or early 70s back when my father and mother were both in their own late 20s and early 30s. Starting in maybe the 80s or 90s women started to hate being complimented for some strange out of Space reasons.
Men and women used to respect each others, and a man complimenting a woman in good taste, with proper wording, while being polite and not "pushing" anything else beyond just giving the compliment was considered good manners and being civilized. That world - today - is definitely gone with the wind of time.
I wouldn't expect anyone younger than around 30 years of age to understand this.
That sucks dude. I don’t know you at all but based off of what you wrote and how you write you seem like a bit of an over thinker. Not sure there’s a solution to that, like what’re you gonna do, just think less? Lmao but yeah that sucks. I think you should compliment women again. And not just the pretty ones. It’s not like they’ll arrest you if you say “you looks pretty/beautiful/nice hooters” or whatever comes to mind.
@@lyrand6408 Bro you just answered yourself, AT BARS OR CLUBS, it's not that difficult, no?
The ones who frequent bars and clubs are more often than not more trouble than they are worth.
"I don't understand men, I spent $100k to look good and now they tell me I look good?" 🤯
Her: "Men treat women as objects and eye candy. I'm going to put objects into my body so that they look at me"
Random Guy: "Hey, you look pretty"
Her: "CANT YOU SEE IT'S AN ILLUSION AND THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BE ATTRACTED TO ME!!!"
Her Surgeon: "And I took that personally"
She's pissed becasue she spent all the money only to realize that it is about personality xD
@@robertmusil1107 shes pissed about them eyebrows lmao, she can never look surprised again
Spending thousands on your body, then getting upset because someone says you have natural beauty is beyond my comprehension. Every day we stray further away.
I guess it's all about the money. She feels invalidated when people don't recognize she emptied her wallet into an artificial face smh
She's not upset, she's just farming content using a (likely fictional / altered) story to brag about her plastic surgery.
And he probably been talking about some restraint because many people are seriously crossing the line with makeup, fillers and surgeries - so at the end they seriously barely look like a human xD
It's obvious she doesn't love herself at all and then after she got work done she hated herself for that as well.
@@TehOwn This is very plausible.
Usually when a person gets a compliment, they express gratitude and then move tf on with their day
Imagine this day's man's don't have any idea how the children will look like 😢
Woman getting plastic surgery is the same energy as a guy renting a Lambo for a date. It's all lies and your kids will have nothing.
Had a friend who was A cup chested growing up. Always heard "Men are pigs" because she'd lure one home in 4x Push up bras, bra comes off and shes flat as a board.
There are men who would think shes good looking as is, and take her home, but she chose to lie and try to bait men with what she thought they wanted.
So of course when the "Mask" comes off they werent happy. But somehow its the poor bloke who got tricked fault.
damn last sentence hit hard
At least the rented car isn’t permanent nor will it melt away your face in 30 years lol
seems more like buying a car since its permanent.
@@jimmothy1916 a car you bought is an asset you can pass down or sell. A rented lambo is just a lie for a day.
"why do men not approach women anymore "
Him: "Wow! such natural beauty!"
Her: "Umm, actually you have no idea how much work I put into this! Get lost!"
Him: "Wow that's fake!"
Her: "I can't believe you'd say that! Get lost!"
“Bruh, i just wanted to compliment you. Not to hear all the money you have spend to rework your body.”
Imagine wasting that much money for something that wont make you any happier lmao
Considering her reaction in the video, you are 100% correct there.
@@adriansanmartin5773I think she was trying a humble brag
And it'll make you look even worse as you age.
Spending all that money, getting the intended result, getting mad when intended result is noticed.
If anything it made her more bitter
Well I think this proves that no amount of money in the world could fix her own insecurity😂
Perfect answer to all of this. She was probably pretty before.
Unfortunately "personality surgery" is yet to be invented, so no amount of money will fix this girl's actual problem...
@@Spike2276 Lobotomy maybe?
@@doclouis4236 In her case it sure would be a step up from what she has going on now.
Bro couldnt take the argument and had to make a tiktok about it as well
0:32 BRUH Editors are fking Killing it LMAO.
Asmon in cat maid outfit is pure crystal 99.1% art
Crystal meth art
Better call jaw
Only Baoberry is more cursed
I mean, she's mad because he isn't complimenting her, he's complimenting her surgeon.
She doesn't have anything left to compliment... homie would have to head down to the dump and start searching in trash bags to find a part of her that are not fake 😂
This is it. You got it man, you got it!
Can she not just take a compliment? God damn
To be fair, terms like 'elegant' and 'natural beauty' aren't well defined and are often used to refer to things like charm, graceful movement and behavior.
On other other hand, if you're getting cosmetic surgery or wearing makeup sometimes the whole point is to look naturally younger. If it's working, what's the complaint.
Her next video: “Oh my god so this disgusting misogynist just came up to me and said that he thinks my plastic surgeon did a great job on my face. How dare he!”
She's a rocketscientist
It's physician work
I value the advice of a drunken bum over a woman's
The one that said "Just buy a house" at some point?
well, it's not brain surgery is it?
Definitely a rocket surgeon
Please cover the Soft Guy Era / Drizzle Drizzle movement. its right up your alley.
When I started hearing prices, my eyes rolled in the opposite direction themselves.
Women: "I want something real and authentic. I also want a man who is genuine and honest about who he really is."
Also women:
She's angry because the guy complimented her didn't realize her 10k+ face??
I'm dumbfounded.
You really need this to be explained to you? She is clearly pointing out that she altered her looks, which is fine, but thinks that she did so in an obvious way and that shouldnt set the bar for what is "natural beauty" when it isnt natural and is obvious to most women ..coz women actually know what natural girls look like...
"That looks like a Starfield NPC."
ROFL, I F***ING LOST IT🤣!
>i spend money to look good and now my good looks are provoking compliments from men
Ladies and gentleman, i regret to inform you : women...
the Starfield NPC killed me 😂
"What's the point of the video?"
She wants attention.
What the lack of children does to a mf
Yeah. This video isn't even about men. Hell, the events she mentioned may have not even taken place. It's just about her wanting attention. Which is working.
She's mad that she spent 20k on a new face, and no one noticed 😂
Could almost get a new Starforge PC for that...
"you look so natural" ✖️
"Chicken sandwich" ✔️
It's weird how proud she is of being 100% fake.
Well if you don't have anything else going for you, what else WOULD you brag about?
She need to brag about something
Man compliments Woman in an undeniably respectful way.
Woman gets angry that Man cant tell shes fake.
Wut?
Editors are on fire as always!
"not wearing makup" but still have all the filters on! :D
That photo of Asmond will haunt my whole bloodline for generations
Expects men to start conversations, is confused when man starts conversation 🤡
"That's like a Starfield NPC"!!😂
Women ☕
*sips coffee then starts laughing histerically*
That's a lot of money to spend to make sure nobody is ever able to compliment you again.
0:33 "hot women near your block" 💀
''Starfield Npc'' I almost chocked on my coffee. Good one Asmon.
The zoom out to zak maid 😂😂😂😂
Plot Twist: He knew all along, he was just shooting his shot with the best compliment he could think of in that moment - bro didn't lose any sleep over getting turned down.
Yeah, perfect video describing the difference between how men and women see the world, men value something if it's appealing to their sensibilities, women criticise everything outside of themselves.
Thanks lady.
It’s interesting how when people see a video of a single woman doing or saying something they disagree with it becomes all women’s opinions.
I don’t see the reverse when it comes to men, they are treated as individuals
@@KtT-sn8cy Yeah because when a single video about a single woman saying how all man do something it's perfectly okay right?
Seriously, you need to look at the ground you're standing on before you speak becaus you just made yourself look INCREDIBLY stupid @KtT-sn8cy
@@KtT-sn8cybecause we see countless videos like this, and know how insecure and illogical women are in real life too. Also men absolutely do get lumped into general categories, especially when they criticize something a woman does
@@KtT-sn8cy Definitely not a single one 😂
@@duskyblind4217 ?
The starfield npc remark killed me 😂
0:32 😄 You did him dirty with that one.
Asmon being the real G that he is hasn't spent more than $2 on cosmetics.
or steaks.
Not understanding goes both ways lady
I was a 3 sport high school athlete. Took a baseball to the face, first nose break. Elbow twice to face wrestling, nose broken. Senior year football, open face mask, blocked a punt and took the kick to the nose. They told me if I didn’t get it aligned and have plastic surgery at the same time they may never be able to fix it
I appreciate her honesty, lol.
Woman gets a compliment - women most affected
Man gets a compliment - remembers that shit for years and wonders how many more years until the next one.
Too fucking real.
Counter point i don't understand spending that much money on things that permanently limit your range of movement
Permanent poker pace 😐
"starfield npc" 😂😂😂
A sane person would have just taken the compliment 🤦♂️
and women wonder why they can’t find a date lol
Isn’t the point of paying for such procedures is to make people think you’re attractive? She’s getting exactly what she wanted and paid for, yet complaining about it
The sarcasms at the end maybe my lol 😆
"hey you look beautiful"
"how dare you, i paid for this"
Star Field NPC 💀
Does that mean she'd prefer if random guys walked up to her and said "Wow, you wasted so much money"?
Love the Starfield roasts. 😂
My brain just crashed.
I don't understand women like that. If she was in her 40's I would somewhat be able to grasp it but she's in her early to mid 20's. Why would you do this to yourself? Deep underlying insecurities? Social media standards?
Plastic surgeries rarely make women look better, in fact they make them look significantly older, inhuman and emotionless. It's tragic.
We don't know how she looked like pre-surgery, but shes def smoking hot now. And she's getting hit on constantly, so we know shes objectively beautiful. Plenty people would be happy to pay 20k to become hot.
Obsession, Insecurities or sabotage by other women.
Or just being ugly and wanting it fixed
Tell me you're single without saying it... 😂
She turned a compliment into a complaint so she could brag about how much money she can waste.
Oh I see, next time I need to try:
"You are not beautiful, you are just rich."
Let's see how this goes...
That ending tho! KEKW
As a women, that wasn’t even in the realm of anything that could’ve possible crossed my mind. She looks very natural. I have no idea what she’s talking about
I see you're a women who "gets" it. Enjoy yourself. But it is too little too late. "Mouse Utopia" here we come.
"Cutting corners". Shortcuts.
I think it's fine really, I think it's the problem with the compliment it self
just say you look nice.
As Asmon's dad said
"Only talk about what you know"
Lmaooo starfield NPC lmaooo 😂😂😂😂😂
People who get surgery done are either A: already incredibly attractive individuals or B: people with no hope even with the assistance of surgery.
So anyway, alpha chad that complimented a hot girl is right, unfortunately this girl is suffering from current year syndrome where receiving a compliment is in fact a personal attack.
The correct response is “aww thank you, you flatter me”
[0:34] 🤯😵💫😵Well, that will haunt my dreams for the next week or so.
What the- jeuss Christ just smite me down now, aliens please envade us, call Madara or Thanos , i can't live with this bullshit man
A zombie apocalypse is looking really good right now
Thanos didn't snap enough times. He should have been snapping his fingers like he was in a Broadway musical.
All you have to do his hear her talk for 5 seconds to know to run, run as fast as you can.
The correct way to answer that is: THANK YOU.
I can see clearly now the rain has gone
This is a cultural thing. Women don't wear makeup where I'm from so the rare ones that do stick out like a sore thumb. If you are used to seeing only women in makeup it would be the other way for you.