When i was a very little child and severely neglected i was super thirsty (couldnt reach the cabinet for a cup or the sink) i opened the mini fridge and saw the ice so i tried to take a bite and my tongue got stuck (i was like 5 or 6) my parents were upstairs getting high and couldn't hear me screaming for help, i tried reaching the sink for hot water obviously was pointless considering i couldnt reach it in the first place 😅 so after a while of panicking and screaming for help i just ripped the top layer of my tongue off 😅
@@Chris-pm5cw Nonono I’m saying that I finally found a person who isn’t like “it’s fake bro” and they don’t get it’s a joke cause people like that are so annoying
@@Allrounder14509 are you serious trying to start a argument about the terms and conditions for something to be considered cannibalism because if so cannibalism in generaly is eating OTHERS of your own species not yourself if your eating yourself it's autocannibilism/selfcannibalism
If you keep it preserved surgeons can try and reattach it. They can do this with any relatively small appendage, although you’re tongue won’t be nearly as strong as it once was
The first 2 seconds, reminds me if that little boy from the movie The Christmas Story had left his tounge there since.. i felt bad for that little boy in the movie
Had something similar happen, my dog ripped my upper lip off and I grabbed it off the couch and put it in a bag with ice and drove myself to the er. One handed btw ( was profusely bleeding ) and also had to shift gears. Got 63 stitches and it took about a month to heal. Apparently there is a huge risk that it won’t go back on or that you’ll get infection
I really love what you said, and, I agree, but... if the tongue is disconnected from the body, it can't send signals to the brain about taste. "Idk maybe it does"
“Let me show you what to do if your tongue gets stuck”
Saw: 😟
Scissors: ✂️ 👅
Lol
It will grow back, don't worry
@@Random64 I don’t think so😭
Lol
I really don’t like how that tongue is making me feel
my tongue feel weird
I am extremely bothered by it
😈😈😈
I really like how that tongue is making me feel 😩
@@Meaterbeater420 Nah ur banned
“This can cause injury to the fleshhhhhhhhh” 😂
“ This can cause injury to the fleshhhh”
Me: Boi I can smell your breath from over my phone! Get a motha fippin mint!
Gotta know how this is anywhere near funny
More like "This can cause injury to the fle🤫"
I knew a guy that had his tongue stuck and had to piss into his hand to melt the ice with
Woah I didnt expect that soup part
How does this have 11 likes and NO REPLIES?!? HE HAS 1MILLION SUBS
@@Xoxo_Clara147 idk
I’m watching this in 2024. It says this comment has 50 likes
@@user-tf4wr9eh8i I saw it nine days ago
Now I'm convinced that this guy has spare part for any type of body part in his room
even his peni-
is this even legal
Even a di-
@@Doodlesoak ck
Aether
"what's for lunch mom?"
"Tongue sandwich"
“Your brother was being stupid outside again. And on a completely unrelated note, he cant talk anymore.”
“Ooh yummy, thx mom..”
Wanna nother one
Im Portuguese we have a joke that when someone asks what's for dinner you answer: "questioner's tongue"
It would be more logical with beef tongue.
When i was a very little child and severely neglected i was super thirsty (couldnt reach the cabinet for a cup or the sink) i opened the mini fridge and saw the ice so i tried to take a bite and my tongue got stuck (i was like 5 or 6) my parents were upstairs getting high and couldn't hear me screaming for help, i tried reaching the sink for hot water obviously was pointless considering i couldnt reach it in the first place 😅 so after a while of panicking and screaming for help i just ripped the top layer of my tongue off 😅
Ouch
You’re one crazy kitten
@@naturesymphony8423 yes thank you, im aware 🤣
excuse
I beg your greatest biggest pardon?
We're cannibals now 💀
💀💀💀💀💀
@cass who's that on your profile picture?
Blind people: 🤨
Deaf people: 💀
Reverse it
@@kissalasoruvudhukannuwant
I read deaf people as DEAD people and it made reading this so much funnier
Blind people: 💀
Deaf people: 💀
Blind and deaf people: 😀
its all sus until he turns on the subtitles
"this can cause injury to the flessshhh" 😂
Shit gave me goosebumps
Then was he supposed to say meat 🌚
@@naughtychildhood8778 shut up bro
Lol
He thoroughly enjoyed the fleshhhhh
the "just kidding" had me dead 😭💀
his videos actually help a lot
My guy cut off his own tongue to give us medical advice 😭😭😭
It’s fake
@@IHateMyEyesClosedPplwow! you’re such a big genius!
@@IHateMyEyesClosedPplno shit sherlock.... and
you would be so fun at parties...
😐
@@IHateMyEyesClosedPplhow can you tell?
@@IHateMyEyesClosedPpl
Bro doesn't know what sarcasm is.
First step, don’t stick your tongue to a pole at all, warm or cold.
my pole got stuck twice a week
@@vinhbuitan7609what?
ayoo...
🤓
@@vinhbuitan7609AYO
I- I have no words for the last one
This dude is saving lives
“This can cause injury to the fleshhhhhhhh” LMAOOOOO😭😭😭
I HEARD THAT ONE 😂😂😂
I don’t get how that’s funny
@@NEFFEXCollectionsit’s obvious it would
I dont get it
@@user-uc4br5dx2l it’s funny because obviously it will cause an injury to the flesh, idk why he’s saying that like we don’t know
Mad respect to this guy. He cut off his own tongue just to show us what to do if we get ours stuck.
His tongue regenerates like a lizard tail
@@thatguy6227FINALLY someone who isn’t stupid to not figure out that this is a joke
@@Alaxoozhe cut off his tongue?
@@Chris-pm5cw Nonono I’m saying that I finally found a person who isn’t like “it’s fake bro” and they don’t get it’s a joke cause people like that are so annoying
@@Chris-pm5cw Bro, just understand the joke. 😢
“Mom what’s for dinner?” Mom: “Tongue soup.”
“What did u eat for lunch?”
“ tongue.”
This is the most informative/cursed short I've ever seen!
Edit:sorry, i had to... But 14,000 bruhh, forreal 😂🙏 bless you
I've seen worse.... 😮💨
fax
People you absolutely not smart to not just use your body warm instead of doing it so complicated or painful for no reason
@@KillerCrewmate2526 exhibit A
i made the likes hit 1k
„This can cause injury to the Fleshhhhhhhh“ I’m already dying 🤣💀
i finally found this comment
😂😂
😂💀
It's not even that funny??
It’s not that funny.
The wet paper towel always comes in clutch fr
Puts a whole new meaning to the saying "i bit my tongue"
he's amazing for being able to speak properly after losing his tongue. that's some quick tongue regeneration
Brah no way??!!!@@BogusTheGreatKid
@@BogusTheGreatKid r/woooosh
@@YellowSpaceMarine yes way
@@BogusTheGreatKidI didn't know you can speak with a fake tongue. Thanks for letting me know.
@@BogusTheGreatKidmissed the point three times. A new record!
i love the “To ThE fLeShHhH”😂😂😂😂😂
fr
RIP EAZY
@@OSAFUAOV "ashcually name X Y songs guys" 🤓🤓☝️☝️
@@OSAFUAOV
1. My Baby’z Mama
2. Sorry Louie
3. Neighborhood Sniper
You're a newgen fo shoo, now go watch your cartoons, silly nerd lmfao
@@OSAFUAOV now quiet, newgen
If your tongue doesn’t come of…
YOU CAN USE IT FOR A DELICIOUS SOUP!!!
hilarious
"This can cause injury to the fleshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" 😭
This is the most darkest yet helpful short.
Edit: holy cow am famous 🤯
well, if you dumb enough to lick a cold metal object in winter and get stuck survival of the fittest.
@@SaraMorgan-ym6ue but it's like he did it on purpose just for this short.
uhm, actually it is darkest, not most darkest 🤓
@@Wasser_Saft well okay bro
@@Wasser_Saft I'm confused
"Just kidding"
Cannibals: *C'mon man!*
Would it be considered cannibalism if you eat yourself
@@A39pro Well if you yourself are a human, *then yes*
@@Allrounder14509 but cannibalism says eating your own species noting about yourself so I don't know maby
@@A39pro Are you not part of your *"own species"* 😑
@@Allrounder14509 are you serious trying to start a argument about the terms and conditions for something to be considered cannibalism because if so cannibalism in generaly is eating OTHERS of your own species not yourself if your eating yourself it's autocannibilism/selfcannibalism
Thanks for the advice, man.
This gonna keep me awake for the whole night
Man, how nice of you to volunteer your tongue for this!
Bro….💀💀💀💀
FR
Then how he can talk 💀
He recorded before OC@@Tinpot_aswell
@@Tinpot_aswellsorry to ruin the joke but it's fake.
Mad respect for anybody who donated their tongue to this guy
That’s clearly fake bruh
No way@@Orange88794
@@Orange88794r/whooosh
its a fake tongue
guys I know its a joke
bro ofc its a joke
“But if you accidentally pull a piece of your tongue out you can use it for noodles or sandwich got me rolling 😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😦😦😦🫢
”KEEP IT COOL" DUDE whattt💀😂👍
Bro went from a tutorial on how to free your tongue from frost to a cooking video
first saw it off🤣
honorable mention: he used 4 fake tongues for the cooking.
"If you accidentally rip a piece of your tongue off, you could use it for a delicious soup or sandwich" 😂😂😂
A little bit of self-cannibalism never hurt anybody 😂
💀💀
Well done you watched the video
I know I was there
😊😅😊😊😊😅😊😅😅😊😅😊😅😅😊😊😊😊😊😊😅😊😊😊😊😊😅😅😊😊😅1😅😅😊😊😅😊😅😊😅😊😅😅😊😅😊😊😅😊😅😊😅😅😊😊😊😊😅😅😊😅😊😅1😊😅😊😊😅😊😅😊😅😊😅😊😊😅😊😅😅😊😊😊😅😊😅😊😅😊😅1ต😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
“My tongue is stuck, what do I do? Follow me to live😈”
That torkoal using shell smash made me laugh way harder than I should’ve
“Let me help you”
**brings fkn flamethrower** 🔥💀
well what else 2 do bro? 😂
the pop match the comment
*Screams in frozen tongue*
😂
“I’m just cauterizing the wound so it doesn’t bleed”
”Yo whats for dinner?”
”Just prolly some tongue soup.”
People who like sheep tongue souse: 😋🤤🍲
@lapiswolf2780 me too buddy, me too.
😂😂😂
💀
Juh um ‘ongue oup
" *Hey what's your dinner?* "
" *Tongue* "
"ii.. don't think its your tongue anymore sir"
bro casually pulled off his tongue for this video. underrated as hell for all this effort
ha
Ha. Ha ha.
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Ha.ha.hag
Twice
I can imagine in a zombie apocalypse this guy will still create content to keep us safe
yeah because we will have working internet in a zombie apocalypse 🤦♂️
What’s ur point lmao@@vamhpydeath
@@vamhpydeaththat’s if people are still going to work 😅
@@vamhpydeath☝️🤓
Eat
"Why are there tougues stuck to poles outside?"
Me: "they chopped them off because they got stuck"
"get in loser"the sentence that people always say💀
“Preserve it and keep it cool” what’s your plans with it Jeffry? 🤣
If you keep it preserved surgeons can try and reattach it. They can do this with any relatively small appendage, although you’re tongue won’t be nearly as strong as it once was
@@st1nkyblue562bro actually shut up I’m tired of people like u putting nerd emojis on comments that are just trying to help people who are confused
he's just telling us bro whats with ur negativity@@st1nkyblue562
@@st1nkyblue562It's not nerdy to know how to stay safe.
@@st1nkyblue562What are you trying to accomplish? Are you saying that providing basic information is nerdy and by extension "cringe" in your eyes?
“Where did you get that tongue from?
“Don’t worry about it”
Oh ew1
dot wohe ot i
broo lol
why did the line "pour warm water" instantly make me remind of the one line from stuck to a pole
POV me getting my dog stuck in ice and waits a minute then it comes off
That “flesssshhhhhh” was like same💀
Fr
WHO ASKED + MY CONTENT IS BETTER
@RageyTV um no its not 😨 r u helping me stay alive?? no?? woah!!
Sorry guys :(
wtf does this even mean
That kid who got his tongue stuck on the pole in “a Christmas story” should take advice from this guy
exactly what i thought lol
no he shouldn’t, not everyone would walk with water for no reason
@@shakeyodreadsshe literally shows a method without water
@@Addsup ok? and? i didn’t watch the full video because i didn’t have time FYI
@ShakeYoDreadss bro doesn't have time to watch 5 more seconds on a yt short but he can write a whole ass comment
"hey dude, what happened to your tongue?"
"Aw jeez mam, i musta left it in that one street pole, y'know?"
"Happens to the best of us."
bro playin joke while i tryin to find da way to save my tongue ;w;
Props to the people who donated their tongues for this
they are fake tounges
@@catwacatwahow dare u assume those r fake tongues, i didnt just donate my own tongue just for them to be called fake!!
@@catwacatwa bruh i literally donated my tongue for this video and you call it fake. These people nowadays smh
@@catwacatwaYou're fake
Who said they were donated?
"Where did you get the tongue from?"
"Oh don't worry"
💀💀
Oh gon'k wohhy*
@@Urgulis💀💀💀💀
It’s a lamb tongue
@@fujimarcus2629
That one guy named lamb :
Dude you made everyone think that someone lost their tongue with that thumbnail 😂
the part where he says "you can put the peices into a bowl of soup or for a sandwich"got me thinking to do it
Props to the guy who sacrificed his tounge
Yep, just props. Honest 😅
It's not real lil kiddo
@@fighterinmkiwiscience3517it’s a joke lil kiddo
@@goldfishsandwich9737 talking back to daddy isn't cool😡
@@fighterinmkiwiscience3517 aight lil bro
"yo bro you're late where were you!?"
"sawed off my tongue :("
Thawed ofth my thongue
"MEH MEH MLEW MLEW MLEW"
Thpawped awpf myythp topuths
@@tylercerda8444i love you for this
_sawed off my tongue :(_
"Why are you moving your hands like that? You ok?"
I stopped midway watching this to check if i still had my tongue
The "this can couse injuries to the fllesssssshhhh"im dying 😂😂😂
"What would you do if your tongue gets stuck?"
Me: *"Bite it."*
yummers 😋😋
nom nom nom
Poor wader duman
Whyyyyy
props to the guy who donated half his tongue for this
There were a lot of tongues in this video soo...
Props to everybody who donated their tongues.
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THIS
The youngest is the strongest muscle Wana wrestle
HE WAS USING A FAKE TOUNGE FOR ALMOST THE WHOLE VIDEO
@@BogusTheGreatKiddamn bro youre so smart
I love how he goes "fleshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Fleshhhhh
he wasn’t kidding lol
that is actually very helpful advice, I knew about the water but not about the breath
You've never heard of it? You should breathe more often, drinking water alone won't get you anywhere. You're welcome
the best advice is to not stop stupidi things
Lol@@Horzinicla
This guy is really awesome at his job. Thanks, bro. I recommend everyone subscribe to him.
no
@@user-tc8ut9oc4jwhy what's your problem?
then why?@@user-tc8ut9oc4j
That kid from Christmas Story needed this guys
The first 2 seconds, reminds me if that little boy from the movie The Christmas Story had left his tounge there since.. i felt bad for that little boy in the movie
The hacksaw method worked perfectly! Thanks for the video!
Underrated comment, made me chuckle lol
You mean "the hackthaw methoth woykth peyfectly"
What about the blood?
"use your tongue for a meal" bro thought he was jeffrey dahmer
Naw he used other peoples tongues 😂
Na he not thought he is
@@liamgardner6250 That's what Jeffery Dahmer used to do..
😮 another Topzy fan
Why did you have to make the tongue so realistic Istg
The man literally cut a tongue to make this video. Now that person would never have such problems in life.
Nice!
"911 what's your emergency"
*bRaNg huT wATeR*
Bro the first comment which made me laugh 😂😂
😂😂😂
This should 100% be pinned! 😂
i could imagine that in a news station replaying the vicitms "plead of help"
Something about this comment makes me feel like I witnessed classic comedy
I'm here for the "fleshhh" 🖤
Same😂😂
ME TOO 😂😂😂
This happened to my brother once and he pulled his tongue away, the top layer of skin stayed there until spring lmao
Pepole in 1950: we have flying car in 2000 s
People in 2024: how to eject your tongue from a frozen object
"this could cause injury to the fleshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
LOL 🤣
Taylor swift is doo doo
i winced
not me, winter never came in here
Nope
Nah i never licked things in the winter cause i waa taught since i was a kid
Yeah when he cut it with the scissors 😅
«What’s for lunch mom?»
«Ounh hoahnwihh.»
"where the hell you got that tongue bro?"
Bro: "AAAaeeeeaaOOooiiiiiaAAaa"
“What did you do with your tongue today?”
That made my dirty mind go places💀
oh, common you were born in a dirty place that's no surprise your mind would go back there.🤣
What
Same bro, same. 💀🤚🏼
Guess not only your mind Is going places.
@@ComradeMappingahaha um
“This could cause injury to the fleshhhhh” 💀
Edit: I was about to say “mom I’m famous!” but i am not a bot
@@chickentender911 too white to say nigga
@@chickentender911tf?
CHILL@@chickentender911
@@chickentender911wildin
@@chickentender911💀
THE CHILLS I GOT DOWN MY SPINE WATCHING THIS!!
Thank you so much i have a stuck tongue and this helped me alot
props to the people who donated their tongues
“This can cause injury to the flesssshhhhh” *attempts to do it* I’m dead alr😂😂😂
He sounded like some ghoul with that drawn out wording. Lol
Man sounds like jerry rig everything 😂
Me taking a walk on winter: "Yo let's check how cold metals taste-"
*tongue gets stuck*
Had something similar happen, my dog ripped my upper lip off and I grabbed it off the couch and put it in a bag with ice and drove myself to the er. One handed btw ( was profusely bleeding ) and also had to shift gears. Got 63 stitches and it took about a month to heal. Apparently there is a huge risk that it won’t go back on or that you’ll get infection
What the fuck man damn ouch what
Damn! That sounds awful, glad to hear you’re better!
i read dog as dad for a second and i got so fucking confused until i noticed it said dog
did you punished that useless piece of crap?
Did your dog do that on purpose or by accident?
“This winter people are doing some stupid things with there tongues” CAUGHT ME OFF GAURD
😏
O-oh! It tickles~@@eduardoroman7981
💀
I wish there were someone to do that with me 😔
hell yeah~ 😫
"My tongue is stuck help bring some hot water"
"Le my friend Don't worry I'll pee"
bro grows his tongues back then cuts them off for us to see. mad respect✊
If we used our tongue as food, we be tasting the food already before it's even done. 😂😂
I really love what you said, and, I agree, but... if the tongue is disconnected from the body, it can't send signals to the brain about taste. "Idk maybe it does"
@@tbctv8185 Yes. You're right. Besides that, smell could help with that too. 😄😄😂😂
@@tbctv8185it doesn’t, but it’s a joke so…
@@tbctv8185wow really just gotta ruin the joke
You know... I'm actually kinda curious, like, would I get a tummy ache from it? Probably not but still curious.
The fact that he really went outside and licked a pole shows how much he cares for us😊
you're so weird bro💀 you're just saying this to make him feel good, stop the cap
Its a joke 💀@@OwlieTheJet12
@@scp_bot7949 well i couldnt understand, many people do this
@@OwlieTheJet12ok you autistic
@@OwlieTheJet12it's a joke
"YOU CAN USE IT TO MAKE A YUMMY SOUP OR SANDWICH WITH YOUR TONGUE" 😭
“Oh! I have a whole bottle of water in my pocket, I may as well use it!”