I wait for the comment saying: "As a terrorist I stand in awe at how accurately you describe our meetings. Does one of your writers have a part time job at the TSA???"
@Sakunta Dharma you do know it’s a joke comment right? Idk, I can’t tell if you’re playing along as a joke or if you actually think this random internet commenter is actually a CIA agent.
The real genius is limiting liquid volume to 3.4 fluid ounces because everyone outside of America looks at that and says "what the fuck is a fluid ounce?"
Can we take the time to appreciate how great of a leader that man is. The person to his left is obviously shy and yet he was still listened to intently and even celebrated and credited for his thought.
Yeah like taking a stuffed teddy bear from an autistic 20 year old who happens to be American? You say this kids a threat but say nothing to Muslims who refuse to take off their head scarf. Lol. I feel safer knowing that you are on the job. Lol
@@prosmokeprochokeantibroke : Sorry about your experience. We do undergo training to have better interaction with passengers. I hope you have had some positive experiences too.
@@yeshauditore2913 it’s OK not to like them but they have the right to their own religion not all Muslims are terrorists just a miss guided ones let’s not forget Malcolm X was a Muslim it was ignorant of the truth at first until he came upon Jerusalem and discover all kind of believers in our different creeds and race
78" veiny black COX glistening in the MOONLIGHT after exiting the BUTTTWHOLE of an old man who was the unwilling PARTICIPANT of some BUTTTWHOLE magic. Volleyball sized BALLZSAX with a 2" SHAFT, trying to enter the scene. "You're too short!" The 78" KOK shrugged. A Puerto Rican whipped out his WEENER on the school bus. 65" Diameter COK only 1" long. Bloody WEENER exits the BUTTTWHOLE of a Walmart employee's BUTTTWHOLE. BUTTTWHOLE DESTROYED. DEMOLISHED BUTTTWHOLE. BUTTTWHOLE WRECKED. Pieces of the bloody BUTTTWHOLE remains vacuumed up by a Honduran maid.
What makes this even more hilarious is that TSA misses most of the dangerous things that pass through their checkpoints... it is a massive expenditure for what is essentially the most elaborate show the world has ever seen
Lol I once got a zippo lighter through tsa but at the same time they confiscated my hair cream although the container had like 3 daps left in it since the container itself was larger than 3.4oz I still had to trash it, not like I cared since it was practically empty anyways.
@@slothlovechunk yes... yes it is indeed. I don't know how many people actually know how ineffective the TSA is though, they think it might be effective, just nowhere near as "impenetrable" as in this skit. In reality we would be just as safe without the TSA than we are with it, not to mention we'd save billions by doing away with it. So while the joke is that the TSA isn't as effective as the sketch jokes about, the amount of enjoyment is directly related to how much or little you know, thats why I said "what makes this even more hilarious"
@@bradd5651 lol yeah exactly machetes have been missed even it's depression to hear actually because even loaded guns have been missed, all sorts of knifes ranging from tiny to the machete I mentioned... I'd rather put the 8.9 billion in funding the TSA gets into NASA... course I'd like to take about 60 billion from our defense spending and give it to NASA too, but thats just me.
@@dr.penguin9412 Not sure how it is in other cities but I live in a large one in Miami and while you have "car trap gates" there is only one armed guard (in FL EVERYONE is packing) and cars go through the exit and people can walk through the gates. Gives the great illusion of safety tho.
@@skyserf Rent is better here in Miami. However, with all of the people moving here from Cali and NY it's driving up the home prices and, by extension, the rent prices.
Fun fact: The scissor that they're talking about is a reference to the real event of students hi-jack a plane on March 30, 1971, in the Philippines with scissors as one of their weapons.
People get their throat slit with even just a 1 inch blade in prison though. The rule is still silly and arbitrary (arbitrarily based on one single event and deciding to make that the hard and fast rule.) The same event could still happen again with 3 inch scissors just the same.
Excellent sketch. Bravo. Reminds me a little of George Carlin's bit about airport security only providing the illusion of safety. That was prophetic 30 years ago.
Omg! The accent, body language, the happy song shaking his body 😂😂😂😂😂 everyone on that sketch is so on point!!!! The location is the best of all 😂😂😂 with picture of the man who always hide inside the cave after bombing others! PERFECTO! 👌🏽
The way how the guy said “that’s a perfect plan how did it not work”made me dead cause the man looks so convince that his comrade brilliant plan would work 😂
To be fair, the bottle size restrictions is because a bottle of a certain size (16 oz?)was placed right above the wing/fueltank on an aircraft and exploded midflight killing everyone in the 80s.Alot of the shit they restrict is because someone tried before.
@Miles Doyle You be wasting a lot of time writing about you're imaginary friend. Want to here about my imaginary friend Odin? Plenty of writings about him and his family. Guess he has to be real.
@@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 ive seen this copy pasted on many yt videos, usually ones that have a direct or even remote connection to religion or politics. im not sure wtf they think theyre accomplishing. seems like a pointless exercise but u know religious folk, they'll spam the village with nonsense if they think it'll fulfill their lunatic cause.
TSA once missed my 15" combat knife I accidentally forgot to remove from my back pack I use for camping, but took my water bottle that was sitting on top of it. *golf clap*
Once I brought a cordless drill on the plane with the battery. They said no problem if the drill and battery in separate bags. Then my backpack triggered the xray machine. I had mistakenly left one of those huge multi step core drills in the backpack. They were nice enough to allow me to keep it and not throw it away. So, I got on board a 777 with a fully charged drill and a diamond tipped drill that was probably capable of drilling through the cockpit door.
It was not TSA, but it also happened at airport gate. I was returning home and I was full of food leftovers all over my bags. They allowed me to keep my biker leather jacket, which contain plenty of sharp steel elements, but confiscated a box of butter. Darn it, you know how expensive butter is those days??
What you didn't know, being the Infidel you are, is on that day the Brilliant TSA had bagels delivered, but they forgot the cream cheese. They seized jelly from someone in front of you! They waited for you to bring them butter, and you walked right into their trap!!! Curse those TSA devils!!!
Reminds me of the brawl inside Sydney airport years ago with a group of bikies. They were bashing each other with metal poles used to hold up lane ropes - but thankfully we were all saved from 5 cm scissors and 100 ml bottles of water. Even the media had a field day pointing out how security took their time breaking up the brawl but have 5 guards patting down a elderly lady threatening them with a pair of nail clippers.
The toothpaste made me laugh, I actually had TSA confiscate a brand new tube of toothpaste one time, and my sister, cheapskate that she is, made them hold onto it so she could take it home after dropping me off.
So they were nice enough to hold onto it for your sister and even let her keep it?! Hard to believe since most people on here are making tsa out to be heartless useless assholes
Oh my god, one time I accidentally brought lotion in my luggage, I even forgot it was in there. They stopped me at security and they asked me something, I couldn't hear them so I took a step closer and they started shouting at me to stand still and shit like I has a gun or something. I had to ask them two times what they wanted me to do and they held up the lotion that was in my luggage. I was so angry, I told them to just toss it. What an overreaction to lotion...
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"Khalid! Khalid! It's like you've been living...*looks around cave*…well here" XD
I cried from laughter
😂😂😂😂i legit lol!!!
Lmao
Yep, that is what we all saw.
Yes, we got it thanks :)
“They act as if they are listless, overweight employees who don’t give a fuck” is a pretty hilarious jab
Real Muslims don't curse. It's haram.
@@piesho stay halal brother HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jab? That's a haymaker and a half.
@@orangesoda4535 what’s it a jab too if it’s america not really we gotta hear that shit everyday from weirdos
@@brianhenson70 Bruh, that sentence structure made about as much sense as the ending to GOT season 8.
Wearing his turban like a pirate’s scarf is the hidden gem😂😂😂
nope they actually wear it like that. that excess part of the scarf is used to protect the face from sun or heavy wind.
Wearing turban like that is rare but it does exist in Afghanistan.
I wait for the comment saying: "As a terrorist I stand in awe at how accurately you describe our meetings. Does one of your writers have a part time job at the TSA???"
@Sakunta Dharma you do know it’s a joke comment right? Idk, I can’t tell if you’re playing along as a joke or if you actually think this random internet commenter is actually a CIA agent.
@@BlueTyphoon2017 yeah ,right.
wink wink ✨
@@BlueTyphoon2017 seems like you yourself have never heard of a joke because you don't know one when you see it.
ROFL!!!!!!!
😂😂😂😂
The real genius is limiting liquid volume to 3.4 fluid ounces because everyone outside of America looks at that and says "what the fuck is a fluid ounce?"
According to Google its 100ml and to Italians its just over 3 espressos
Like Americans have any idea what an ounce is, other than 1/12th of a bottle of beer.
@@heathwasson7811 you think amercians know what a fraction is? be more likely they'd say "I've got 2 shots worth of my beer left"
I'm American and even I don't know.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but Americans are aware of fluid ounces.
its crazy how key literally has the face to play so many races and still looks right for the part
Yes except white and east asian 🤣
@@armanshams6704 he plays white in some sketches, it works
He looks like white black and indian at the same time
@@armanshams6704 Peele could play East Asian, though.
And the accent
When he said "then DON'T be!!", I died. 2:42
he can be indian ,native,libyan,black ,latin.. just name it. he will fit any of characters. what a legend
White?
Libyan?
@@fahripmd1629 he's half white half black
He can easily passed as a tanned white guy
Libyan is black dummy
Racist comment
Even if they got past the TSA, they probably aren’t prepared for those two guys that are gonna “drax them slounts”
Incase any terries feelin froggy
Squee-squee!
🤣👏🏿😂
You guys are the best 👏🏿🤣😂
True
Can we take the time to appreciate how great of a leader that man is. The person to his left is obviously shy and yet he was still listened to intently and even celebrated and credited for his thought.
They seem like very excepting people that don’t hate anyone in particular
🤣
@@jonsnow8543 you know nothing Jon Snow
can someone explain the last scene with toothpaste? i dont get the jokes here on why they facepalm it
@@ulyssessait TSA banned full size tubes of toothpaste and allows only travel size tubes, trashing their plans. Again.
"Planes will rain down from the sky!' Haha,wahelawahelalala alalala!"
Cue to the happy dance😄
3:41 "What's going on over here? What's the situation over here?" I lost it.
As a TSA worker, I feel proud of how impressed these gentleman are with our operations.
Lols.
Oh my God I'm tired of keep moving, shoes off, follow the arrows in their brighten your day voice I'm like get a snickers lol
Yeah like taking a stuffed teddy bear from an autistic 20 year old who happens to be American? You say this kids a threat but say nothing to Muslims who refuse to take off their head scarf. Lol. I feel safer knowing that you are on the job. Lol
@@prosmokeprochokeantibroke : Sorry about your experience. We do undergo training to have better interaction with passengers. I hope you have had some positive experiences too.
@@aservant2287 : We take passenger safety as a top priority.
We also search all passengers without any discrimination.
"it's like you've been living in a .... well here" lol
@Miles Doyle you are deluded my friend
@Miles Doyle why are you forcing your religion unto him
Cave 😂
I lost it🤣🤣🤣
@@yeshauditore2913 it’s OK not to like them but they have the right to their own religion not all Muslims are terrorists just a miss guided ones let’s not forget Malcolm X was a Muslim it was ignorant of the truth at first until he came upon Jerusalem and discover all kind of believers in our different creeds and race
"we can do damages incalculable" its the tone and accent that is hilarious to me. 😂
Idk why I started dying laughing when peele started singing after there plan 🤣😭🤣🤣🤣
The only thing more terrifying than TSA is the IRS
Not even Joker would fight them
CIA?
@@lukedziuball2298 Nah, the IRS is built different
@Graf von Losinj so america works for swizerland?
Are yall children, the IRS is not inherently bad. You would be looking for CIA 😃
“Planes will rain down from the skies onto the infedels”. Perfectly delivered lol
Lmfao that shit gets funnier Everytime I Hear it😂😂
then they danced and sang :D
Reminds me of the South Park episode lmao
Absolutely
🤣 lmao
2:28 the look 👀 on his face 😂
Exactly my thoughts every time I take a plane. Glad someone made a skit out of it.
78" veiny black COX glistening in the MOONLIGHT after exiting the BUTTTWHOLE of an old man who was the unwilling PARTICIPANT of some BUTTTWHOLE magic. Volleyball sized BALLZSAX with a 2" SHAFT, trying to enter the scene. "You're too short!" The 78" KOK shrugged.
A Puerto Rican whipped out his WEENER on the school bus. 65" Diameter COK only 1" long. Bloody WEENER exits the BUTTTWHOLE of a Walmart employee's BUTTTWHOLE. BUTTTWHOLE DESTROYED. DEMOLISHED BUTTTWHOLE. BUTTTWHOLE WRECKED. Pieces of the bloody BUTTTWHOLE remains vacuumed up by a Honduran maid.
1:12 Dadada damage is INCALCULABLE
1:12 INCALCULELBLE
Inculcaculalble
“Sneak in here for second?… I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news”
🤣
"Then don't be!"
"Well you are"
When he said I would never kid😂😂
😂😂😂 the part where he has to interrupt the singing to break the bad news about the laptop idea is the best part
the reaction of Key at laptop joke is priceless 😂😂😂😂
the way he says, "that don't give a FUCK.." really came from the heart haha
hell yea that stood out lol hahaha
double-edged comedy here: calling out terries and the reality of US government employees. ouch
Wasn’t acting anymore when he said that 😂
None of THESE guys even Muslim I bet..so chill...it's just comedy
@@brandonvasser5902 You can't be serious.. you can't be that stupid.. is just comedy Central joke... Dude..
I couldn't help but laugh when they said, "Curse the brilliant TSA"
After calling them anti-terrorist commando's, that curse just got me laughing.😂
Lies again? Ticket Master USD SGD
Every time i forget the regulations, i rewatch this masterpiece.
Underrated comment.🎉
The comedy of this sketch is INCALCULABLE
Man this is perfect, the dialogue, the accents, the props, the location, even the jokes and puns are perfect.
The accents were horrible.
@@Sam-Ra That why they were perfect
@@sycorez Nothing is perfect.
@@Sam-Ra perfect is perfect!
@@bo4Elite True, but it doesn't make it existent, so my point stands.
What makes this even more hilarious is that TSA misses most of the dangerous things that pass through their checkpoints... it is a massive expenditure for what is essentially the most elaborate show the world has ever seen
I think that's the joke.
Aye, us populas lost the right to efficiant air travel and alot of freedoms
Lol I once got a zippo lighter through tsa but at the same time they confiscated my hair cream although the container had like 3 daps left in it since the container itself was larger than 3.4oz I still had to trash it, not like I cared since it was practically empty anyways.
@@slothlovechunk yes... yes it is indeed. I don't know how many people actually know how ineffective the TSA is though, they think it might be effective, just nowhere near as "impenetrable" as in this skit. In reality we would be just as safe without the TSA than we are with it, not to mention we'd save billions by doing away with it. So while the joke is that the TSA isn't as effective as the sketch jokes about, the amount of enjoyment is directly related to how much or little you know, thats why I said "what makes this even more hilarious"
@@bradd5651 lol yeah exactly machetes have been missed even it's depression to hear actually because even loaded guns have been missed, all sorts of knifes ranging from tiny to the machete I mentioned... I'd rather put the 8.9 billion in funding the TSA gets into NASA... course I'd like to take about 60 billion from our defense spending and give it to NASA too, but thats just me.
That “but when in re-a-li-ty” always cracks me up 😂
the way he delivered the lines 😂
"Khaleel, it's like you've been living in a... here" LMAO
"what's going on over here? what's the situation over here?" lol the execution
TSA, it's like living in a gated community in Florida.
This is so right.
The rent has to be better than southern CA.
How so? I genuinely want to know.
I’ve never lived in a gated community, let alone in one in Florida
@@dr.penguin9412 Not sure how it is in other cities but I live in a large one in Miami and while you have "car trap gates" there is only one armed guard (in FL EVERYONE is packing) and cars go through the exit and people can walk through the gates. Gives the great illusion of safety tho.
@@skyserf Rent is better here in Miami. However, with all of the people moving here from Cali and NY it's driving up the home prices and, by extension, the rent prices.
Peele - "I don't want to be the bearer of bad news …."
some guy - "Then don't be".
TSA should play this video during their hiring event or new employee orientation🤣
“I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news, Than don’t be!!!” 😂 🤣
"The damage is incalculable" xD i Lost it hahaha
Too freaking funny. When these dudes start dancing and chanting cause they thought they had TSA beat.....😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Fun fact:
The scissor that they're talking about is a reference to the real event of students hi-jack a plane on March 30, 1971, in the Philippines with scissors as one of their weapons.
People get their throat slit with even just a 1 inch blade in prison though. The rule is still silly and arbitrary (arbitrarily based on one single event and deciding to make that the hard and fast rule.) The same event could still happen again with 3 inch scissors just the same.
Fun fact
.shut up
"I don't sant to be the barrier of bad news"
"Then don't be"
"But you are"
😂😂
the phrase is "bearer" of bad news...someone bringing bad news, not a barrier of bad news, which would be the opposite
@@racingsloth5770 This is probably the most professional grammatical correction I've seen from someone in the yt comments.
@@leizero This is probably the most professional gramatical observation I’ve seen from someone in the YT comments
Excellent sketch. Bravo.
Reminds me a little of George Carlin's bit about airport security only providing the illusion of safety. That was prophetic 30 years ago.
aye
Take it easy...ok don't let CNN get your Head is just a joke..and most Muslims are not bad people
"Exit Door Procedure at 30,000 Feet.. The Illusion of Safety"
- Tyler Durden
And yet, has their been a bomb detonation or otherwise hijacking of a commercial airliner during a domestic US flight since 2001?
America has needed a spoof of the TSA for as long as they've existed. Thank you Key and Peele
South park has an episode on it
As a former TSA employee, I have a special appreciation for this skit
It’s so true “ TSA ACTS LIKE THEY DONT GIVE A FUCK, but they do” 🤣 🤣 🤣
Keegan is the most racially ambiguous person ever.
Vin diesel, pete davidson
Eric Andre ??
@@okaywhatevernevermind he is clearly half black half jewish ala lenny kravitz
Keegan wins
The Rock, hello
This is genius. They all played their parts, even those who didn't speak.
Jordans’ “kindly interrupting” is so insanely funny
Every single one of these actors are killing it lmfao too funny
This how i feel bout the tsa too when im flying lol. So limited.
@Miles Doyle amen
@Miles Doyle i read that 🤪
"*sighhh* Yknow what, it's like they're in our heads."
Killed me
I work for the TSA and this makes me feel better about myself
The face work of the guy in between key & peele is masterful
Yup. Glad you noticed.
Truth. Yup, let's give him a shout😅.
"Its like you've been living in a ...uhh here"😂🤣🤣🤣
They didn’t even check my bag last time I went😂😂
Boy Key and peele do master the art of satire don’t they. Sheer brilliance.
These guys are national treasures... dying
0:13 Peele hasn’t even said anything and I’m already laughing my ass off.
Omg! The accent, body language, the happy song shaking his body 😂😂😂😂😂 everyone on that sketch is so on point!!!! The location is the best of all 😂😂😂 with picture of the man who always hide inside the cave after bombing others! PERFECTO! 👌🏽
The way how the guy said “that’s a perfect plan how did it not work”made me dead cause the man looks so convince that his comrade brilliant plan would work 😂
This is nothing short of a stroke of genius!
really?
That's what she said.
To be fair, the bottle size restrictions is because a bottle of a certain size (16 oz?)was placed right above the wing/fueltank on an aircraft and exploded midflight killing everyone in the 80s.Alot of the shit they restrict is because someone tried before.
can someone explain the last scene with toothpaste? i dont get the jokes here on why they facepalm it
@@ulyssessait TSA only allow travel size toothpast, thats why he said "They are in our heads" :D
@@kamhaq thanks mate 😅
That one is due to the bottle liquids plot in 2006
I think the point is it’s an arbitrary number. 3.5 vs 3.4, it’s just a number. Just say no liquids at all.
I would not be able to hold it together when Jordan came in with that “Kaaliiiiiiiiif….”
The damage is INCCAACALCULABLUL!!
Ahhh yes thank you for reuploading these decade old sketches, brings back some good memories
This was Keegan Michael Key's best performance ! "Are you kidding me, Parvez?" LMFAO
The last part " You know what its like they're in our head" 😆😆😆😆
I bet TSA listens to this every day before they go to bed while wiggling their toes and smiling like they just solved world hunger.
Key was fantastic in this skit. "You've got to be kidding me! Are you kidding me!?" 🤣
TSA is just the 1st line of defense. We have deployed Karens everywhere. Good Luck.
Yup, they're way scarier and more annoying 🤪.
Its like you been living... well here.
I've seen this skit so many times and its always funny. Best one of Pele and key
@Miles Doyle
You be wasting a lot of time writing about you're imaginary friend. Want to here about my imaginary friend Odin? Plenty of writings about him and his family. Guess he has to be real.
@@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 ive seen this copy pasted on many yt videos, usually ones that have a direct or even remote connection to religion or politics. im not sure wtf they think theyre accomplishing. seems like a pointless exercise but u know religious folk, they'll spam the village with nonsense if they think it'll fulfill their lunatic cause.
@Miles Doyle Imagine being a living, biological spam bot
@@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 Why must you cause drama dude
@@TuneyDarko
Everyone needs something to do while emptying the bowels..
"Khalid Khalid it's like you have been living in a 👀 here" 😂😂😂
TSA once missed my 15" combat knife I accidentally forgot to remove from my back pack I use for camping, but took my water bottle that was sitting on top of it. *golf clap*
Making sure you have to buy an overpriced drink on the plane itself is the real goal there, not actual safety.
"It's because you've been living in a ...well here..."
😂😂😂LMFAO
“You know what, it’s like they in our heads” 🤣
Pure Genius!!!!!
I'm dyin' from beginning to end!!!
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Once I brought a cordless drill on the plane with the battery. They said no problem if the drill and battery in separate bags. Then my backpack triggered the xray machine. I had mistakenly left one of those huge multi step core drills in the backpack. They were nice enough to allow me to keep it and not throw it away. So, I got on board a 777 with a fully charged drill and a diamond tipped drill that was probably capable of drilling through the cockpit door.
Fun Fact. The TSA has NEVER stopped an attack according to the FBI
Funner Fact: No attacks have been attempted because terrorists don't want to wait in security for that long.
Of course not. That's not their job.
Its so hard to believe that guy came up with masterpieces like "get out" and "us"😂
It was not TSA, but it also happened at airport gate. I was returning home and I was full of food leftovers all over my bags.
They allowed me to keep my biker leather jacket, which contain plenty of sharp steel elements, but confiscated a box of butter.
Darn it, you know how expensive butter is those days??
What you didn't know, being the Infidel you are, is on that day the Brilliant TSA had bagels delivered, but they forgot the cream cheese. They seized jelly from someone in front of you! They waited for you to bring them butter, and you walked right into their trap!!!
Curse those TSA devils!!!
@@smc1942 Ohhh... that would explain why they also kept my full size kitchen knife...
I remember one time I brought a full sized bag of potato chips with me in my carry-on, lol.
I mean i know why they took the food no idea why they didnt stop the other shit
Reminds me of the brawl inside Sydney airport years ago with a group of bikies. They were bashing each other with metal poles used to hold up lane ropes - but thankfully we were all saved from 5 cm scissors and 100 ml bottles of water. Even the media had a field day pointing out how security took their time breaking up the brawl but have 5 guards patting down a elderly lady threatening them with a pair of nail clippers.
They needed to consider the liquaheed nitro-hajin.
@Miles Doyle tf
I got your “don’t mess with the Zohan” reference. Nice!
@@abhijithss8913 haha I'm Christian and all for testifying but that has got to be the longest YT post I've seen in 16 years.
Well how about 2 people carry 3.4 ounces each. Surely incalculable damage could be wreaked with 6.8 ounces of liquid :D
It could have been done with 7 ounces, but 6.8 won't do!
nono we need multiples of 3.5 , only that way incalculable damage could be wrecked
@@comicsandanimation5531 Darned the TSA. They have thought of everything 😤
the entire joke is that the rules would never stop anyone
@@comicsandanimation5531 The TSA can calculate too. They'll get suspicious if you use multiples of 3.5.
The vernacular just gets me good.
Lol, I work with TSA super agents all the time. This is f - in hilarious.
The toothpaste made me laugh, I actually had TSA confiscate a brand new tube of toothpaste one time, and my sister, cheapskate that she is, made them hold onto it so she could take it home after dropping me off.
How’d your sister get to the TSA screening point? Don’t you have to show a boarding pass before you get that far?
@@SonaTseri You're thinking of gate security.
So they were nice enough to hold onto it for your sister and even let her keep it?! Hard to believe since most people on here are making tsa out to be heartless useless assholes
Yeah they took my new tooth paste when i flew back from Alaska
next time squeeze out half of that tube, roll up the other half and they will allow it.
"Can I...I sneak in here for a second." IM DONE! LOL
The damage is incalculable - 🤣🤣🤣
"You know, it's like they're in our heads..." 😂😂😂😂
It's like you been living in a ....well here. 1:28
The old Will Rogers line is still true: “It’s easy being a comedian. You’ve got the whole government working for you.”
Why do people want to bring scissors on planes with them?? Never in my life have I thought " I better bring a scissor with me"
This is the genius of . . . Key and Peele!!! You know what, it's like they're in our heads.
It's like you've been living in the--- here.
Brilliant!
Thought I was the only one who got that line 😂
@@muneeryaqub Theres literally no way you COULDNT get that line..
You sef dey here
@@aanuoluwasoetan20 hehehe
Would have been an awesome twist if one of them was an undercover TSA agent
No, that would only detract from the genius that is the TSA.
Oh my god, one time I accidentally brought lotion in my luggage, I even forgot it was in there. They stopped me at security and they asked me something, I couldn't hear them so I took a step closer and they started shouting at me to stand still and shit like I has a gun or something. I had to ask them two times what they wanted me to do and they held up the lotion that was in my luggage. I was so angry, I told them to just toss it. What an overreaction to lotion...
Next time I see a veteran I will call him a fake! TSA are the real heroes! In fact, I will say superheroes!
Well after their (customery) grand defeat in the 20years long war against some rabble militia, they're no different from each other.
This was one of the best skit’s I’ve seen in a very long while lol lmao.
This is hilarious. It kinda reminds me of the relationship between Doctor Doofenschmirz and Perry the Platypus ^^
Woulda been funny if after he said "It's like they're in our heads" it changes scene to a TSA agent who used to be one of them lol
Planes will rain down from the sky into the infidels 😂😂🤦♀️ that line cracks me down 😂😂💔 mothers of devil's