Charlotte Llewellyn I never said that you're fake! I'm sorry if you thought so but the subscribers are. If i look right now on your channel I see 0 subscribers. I think it was a mistake or something...
I’m only 5 mins in and I’m already really relaxed and laughing so hard “at this point I’d say half past never” 😂😂 Love your vids, you’re one of the few asmrists I subscribe to ❤️❤️ keep up the amazing work 😂❤️
"Excuse me? Do we have any good books? I'm sorry you're going to have to go to the nathanville branch for that, we only have crappy books." The reason I'm not in customer service.
I’m an elementary librarian and am all by myself, teach classes twice a week for K-5 and have over 600 students. Checking out and returning books. I have to take the help I can get to put books away and especially right now because I’m 9 months pregnant! But kids seriously put some of them away wherever!! It made me laugh 😂
Boy is this relatable. When I worked in food service people called to ask for directions to random places all the time. I once gave directions to a woman who ended the call right after saying “that’s what my gps said too”
This lady is my favourite character that you do! She was the first video i ever found of u..i was a bit of a late comer to your channel but i'm so glad i found u 😊
I just got some x-rays done at the Doctors and got the most amaaazzziinnggg tingles from the nurse operating it. She would come and gently readjust my position after taking each photo and whispered the whole way through 😩😩 so a role play similar to this (x-ray of some sort) would be so amazing from you!!
This is so funny. And it's true! I worked at a Barnes & Noble in LA for a summer shelving books and I would get calls just like this!!!! They wanted me to run around the store doing research for them!!
I’m currently a high school student who is interested in becoming a librarian someday so this video was so funny! I love all your bitchy librarian videos! :)
Holy shit “Brought something with wheels on it to use the computer” implying that he/she wheeled in their aunt so they could use the PC, I’m deceased rofl! Absolute most “savage” thing I’ve heard in ages. Love it.
A book store or library would be a wonderful sounding walkthrough :O omg Also I love this lady “take your flaming hot cheetos with you” thats every kid in my family lol
Hi Mary I know you were joking on your previous video but it got me thinking. If things do not work out in your current job (and I honestly wish it does!), your channel is growing immensely over the last few weeks so I was wondering if you ever considered taking up CZcams as your full time job? Obviously I'm aware running an asmr channel is expensive with props and camera equipment. But you have a natural gift and you put so much time and effort into your videos, it seems like its somehow your calling!
Nadine O 'Brien in one of her previous videos she said she couldn't do full-time CZcams because she has kids and CZcams isn't the most reliable income. With the amount of content she puts out, I wouldn't be surprised if she does CZcams related work 40+ hours a week anyways lol
I love your vids. In your April fools video you said you were fired from your job. I am not sure if that was part of the prank or it actually happened. Can you clear that up for me?
Ali Marcus The information about stuff going on at work is true, but as of this point, I still have a job. I don't know what's going to happen when this whole thing is over, but currently, I'm still employed.
This is too funny! Primarily because I used to deal with these kinds of things before at my job. Like people wanting me to call the cable company for them to complain about their bill haha
OMG I used to volunteer at a library when I was 13 years old. This video brought back horrible memories: the librarian was always scolding me for "not putting books back right" (as in, not far enough in the shelf?) and I took out my phone to text me Mom and he demanded to know "what's going on here" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mary, I have to leave this comment to say thank you. I know you’ve dealt with family death recently and this past week my sister in law committed suicide. Your videos have truly helped soothe my mind after dealing with tragedy. I hope you realize how special you are and that you’re helping your fans in more ways than you know. So thank you for all that you do!! ❤️
I'm so sorry to hear that. I've lost a close family member to suicide, too, and I know how it can devastate a family. I'm glad I can help, at least in some small way. :(
"you just got here and you already wanna know when you're first break is?? at this i'm gonna say half past NEVER. now plesae go get to work." :D hahaha i loved it
Y'all laugh at the old dude but there is a women who calls and orders food from the place i work who when the food gets there she doesn't even remember that she ordered. She once had me explain tiramisu to her 5 seperate times b/c she kept forgetting what it was after having it explained to her.
(Pamela Goldsmith)........I was thrilled when I saw this today. I have been hoping you would do a new nasty librarian roleplay. It is brilliant as usual. However, I think you should practice your gleeful smile a bit more before your evaluation..LOL
(Somewhere along the lines of) “A service animal is not a service animal, I don’t care if you have the papers it needs to go. Out. Shoo. Before I call the police.”
OMG ! An Aura of incompetence 😂😂😂 .Well,,,😂No sleep for me , I think I’m on the way to pee in the bed. This is awesome. I just have to se it one more time 👍😍
‘Sorry we only have crappy books’ 😆
Charlotte Llewellyn How tf you have 2000 000+ subscribers and no videos?
Ethor ' fake I think....
ISA VAN VELSEN I’m not fake and it doesn’t say I have that many subscribers on my account ? I was so confused by this I didn’t reply
Charlotte Llewellyn I never said that you're fake! I'm sorry if you thought so but the subscribers are. If i look right now on your channel I see 0 subscribers. I think it was a mistake or something...
ISA VAN VELSEN ah okay no worries! I didn’t even see my account say that there was that many subscribers, I wish 😉😁
If Sheldon was a disgruntled, southern, female librarian...
You are so good at roleplays💖 this was hilarious and relaxing😴❤️
ASSMR aka the best series on youtube
“Half past never” loool Mary you are tooooo hilarious
I truly admire her ability to remain calm when dealing with dumb people. I totally lost it at Paula Deen
I worked my way through college, mostly in retail...maybe it shows!
It does, girl!! Looking forward to your Netflix ASMR Comedy Special. Our time will come.
Are you sure you've never worked in a public library? This is way too accurate. You have this librarian's seal of approval.
ata4ya My local librarian is just like this, every time I see her it makes me think of Mary 😂😂😂😂
"Ma'am I'm sorry, we're going through a tunnel. We may get-" 🤣🤣🤣
Ha-HAAAAA!!!! My favorite part! :P
“Watch out for the boa constrictor in the parking lot” hahahaha this is absolutely awesome
“You exude an aura of incompetence” omg Mary I’m crying hahahaha
isabellaharvey My Co-workers describing me at work
Ewan Oxborrow hahahahaha yes!
I’m only 5 mins in and I’m already really relaxed and laughing so hard “at this point I’d say half past never” 😂😂 Love your vids, you’re one of the few asmrists I subscribe to ❤️❤️ keep up the amazing work 😂❤️
I died at the “ma’am have you ever heard of google?” 😂😂
Those crinkling book covers definitely give me tingles
you make my days so much better. i watch your videos every single day
"Excuse me? Do we have any good books? I'm sorry you're going to have to go to the nathanville branch for that, we only have crappy books."
The reason I'm not in customer service.
OMG 😂 This is EVERYTHING! Mary, you say everything I wsh I could say at my job! 😂😂😂 Your sarcasm is genius!
“a boa constrictor is not a service animal” lmaaO
We only have crappy books 😂😂
This is every librarian in high school
One day just one day I wanna have the freedom to act like this at my job
😂😂 This was so hilarious 😂😂 this beats SNL 😂😂
Me, too. I want just one day where I can say whatever I want!
I’m an elementary librarian and am all by myself, teach classes twice a week for K-5 and have over 600 students. Checking out and returning books. I have to take the help I can get to put books away and especially right now because I’m 9 months pregnant! But kids seriously put some of them away wherever!! It made me laugh 😂
Boy is this relatable. When I worked in food service people called to ask for directions to random places all the time. I once gave directions to a woman who ended the call right after saying “that’s what my gps said too”
Lol! I love your sense of humor in this. You've made my day. 🤣💖
This is amazing 😂 I love how your inner sweet self comes out every now and then.
You’re so creative and fun.
OMG 😮I am petrified how much you are hilarious!!
You are doubtlessly funny and talented!!! You make our days more and more nice ! 🙏🏻🌷🌷🌷😃😀
This is so funny. I love it!!! I love your voice it really makes me so sleepy. You have a true gift for asmr.
“Take your spicy Flaming hot Cheetos with you” 😂 Why do identify with that part so much. Funny stuff I love it.
”don’t drop them on the floor” xD
I understand this is supposed to be a "bitchy" attitude but honestly she handled everything with a lot more patience than I ever would lmaoo
Yes please be rude to me
Great job ! Just the way you pretend to stare and glare while typing .....I'm sold ! Who hasn't experienced this person at least once in their lives ?
Ahahaha, those SIGN FROWNIES crack me up everytime I see em! Thank you, this crabby gal is my favorite ASMR & favorite sketch comedy skit to see!!!!
I’m new to your channel and new to these ASSMR videos!! This is so relaxing and so hilarious I’m crying!! You’re awesome!!
Thank you!
This lady is my favourite character that you do! She was the first video i ever found of u..i was a bit of a late comer to your channel but i'm so glad i found u 😊
I just got some x-rays done at the Doctors and got the most amaaazzziinnggg tingles from the nurse operating it. She would come and gently readjust my position after taking each photo and whispered the whole way through 😩😩 so a role play similar to this (x-ray of some sort) would be so amazing from you!!
You are just so good at this!!
That wig is cute on you Mary!
"Is there anything else you can tell me about the book?...you saw it in a bookstore once, okay that...that's very helpful"
This is so funny. And it's true! I worked at a Barnes & Noble in LA for a summer shelving books and I would get calls just like this!!!! They wanted me to run around the store doing research for them!!
"I'm sorry I'm going through a tunnel" I CAN'T
I LOLd at the frowny faces on the white board! 🤣
They're not frowning faces, they're: "Andalusian symbols for thirst of knowledge"
Love her!♡
I’m currently a high school student who is interested in becoming a librarian someday so this video was so funny! I love all your bitchy librarian videos! :)
This hits so close to home for me - subbed 😁
OMG, loved it! My favorite part, "we only have crappy books" lol!!!
That wig has me holleringgggggg!!! Dig my grave
"There's a free range boa constrictor in my parking lot, so you better hope your cat didn't come here" *grins*
I'm CRYING
Aunt barbra still missing tho
Her and fluffles done run off 😂😂
Holy shit “Brought something with wheels on it to use the computer” implying that he/she wheeled in their aunt so they could use the PC, I’m deceased rofl! Absolute most “savage” thing I’ve heard in ages. Love it.
I don't think that's what I meant, but ok
You are the best ASMR Artist. And a gr8 actor. 👑
Right in time for me to sleep 💙
"Are you familiar with Andalusian culture?"
Oh my God Mary, ILOVEYOU!
You're golden.
“ I’m sorry I’m going through a tunnel, you may get....” and you didn’t laugh 😂😂😂😂
Great video!
I love your channel especially the role plays and soft spoken ones. Could your do a soft spoken one reading thru the Nature’s jewelry catalog?
I'm about to be working in disney world and I have a feeling this will be my inner voice
Ima try to be a mermaid there omg
A book store or library would be a wonderful sounding walkthrough :O omg
Also I love this lady “take your flaming hot cheetos with you” thats every kid in my family lol
Taylor T She has a book store walkthrough :D
neowtrans YESSSSS
Hi Mary I know you were joking on your previous video but it got me thinking. If things do not work out in your current job (and I honestly wish it does!), your channel is growing immensely over the last few weeks so I was wondering if you ever considered taking up CZcams as your full time job? Obviously I'm aware running an asmr channel is expensive with props and camera equipment. But you have a natural gift and you put so much time and effort into your videos, it seems like its somehow your calling!
Nadine O 'Brien in one of her previous videos she said she couldn't do full-time CZcams because she has kids and CZcams isn't the most reliable income. With the amount of content she puts out, I wouldn't be surprised if she does CZcams related work 40+ hours a week anyways lol
I must be an official ASS because I find myself growing fond of this woman.
Relaxing AND hilarious.
I love your vids. In your April fools video you said you were fired from your job. I am not sure if that was part of the prank or it actually happened. Can you clear that up for me?
Ali Marcus The information about stuff going on at work is true, but as of this point, I still have a job. I don't know what's going to happen when this whole thing is over, but currently, I'm still employed.
This is too funny! Primarily because I used to deal with these kinds of things before at my job. Like people wanting me to call the cable company for them to complain about their bill haha
total tingle tonight
OMG I used to volunteer at a library when I was 13 years old. This video brought back horrible memories: the librarian was always scolding me for "not putting books back right" (as in, not far enough in the shelf?) and I took out my phone to text me Mom and he demanded to know "what's going on here" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mahahha, I’m a librarian and maybe I should be offended but I find it hilarious 😅
Tilda Tingles ASMR You're cute :)
😍😍😍😍😍 great job
Mary, I have to leave this comment to say thank you. I know you’ve dealt with family death recently and this past week my sister in law committed suicide. Your videos have truly helped soothe my mind after dealing with tragedy. I hope you realize how special you are and that you’re helping your fans in more ways than you know. So thank you for all that you do!! ❤️
I'm so sorry to hear that. I've lost a close family member to suicide, too, and I know how it can devastate a family. I'm glad I can help, at least in some small way. :(
"you just got here and you already wanna know when you're first break is?? at this i'm gonna say half past NEVER. now plesae go get to work." :D hahaha i loved it
The ornery librarian as a babysitter would be an amazing role play.
Funny. As. Hell.
I used to work at a library and one of my coworkers was somewhat like this character (could NOT stand her), but I wouldn't mind working with you. 😁😁😁
This librarian is how I wish I could be to my rude/dumb customers
Oh. My. GOODNESS!!!
“Are you here to check out a book?”
“No, of course you’re not.”
I don't care if Bitchy Librarian is supposed to be a drab dresser, that shirt is gorgeous. I said it before, I'm saying it again.
I think the bitchy librarian videos are my favourite ones :D
bahaha i work in a library and this is pretty on point :P People are crazy, and for some reason they all tend to end up at the library!
LOVE
"What kind of public records?" "All of them?" "Well that narrows it down"
Lol a boa constrictor is not a service animal.... Love it!
❤️❤️❤️❤️
Crappy books I love it
The aura part is so me lmfao
Y'all laugh at the old dude but there is a women who calls and orders food from the place i work who when the food gets there she doesn't even remember that she ordered. She once had me explain tiramisu to her 5 seperate times b/c she kept forgetting what it was after having it explained to her.
Love
I love Charity and Lynnette, but I think THIS is my favorite character of all.
I work in a library and this is accurate. "The cover was blue - what book is that??"
Im the Libyan i died of laughing love your videos
(Pamela Goldsmith)........I was thrilled when I saw this today. I have been hoping you would do a new nasty librarian roleplay. It is brilliant as usual. However, I think you should practice your gleeful smile a bit more before your evaluation..LOL
You look fabulous in that wig!
'I'm going through a tunnel' hahaha :'D
A book sale is when the freaks come out... lol I’m so one of those freaks ❤️🌹🦋
Hey, me too.
“I do not offer babysitting services here at the library” 😂😂😂
She needs a name. Like Carla 😀
Mahony lmao thats my moms name 😂
Or Veronica
Definitely a Carla wig!
Charlene
(Somewhere along the lines of) “A service animal is not a service animal, I don’t care if you have the papers it needs to go. Out. Shoo. Before I call the police.”
Boa constrictor* distracted lol
Now you’ve given yourself the hiccups.......lol
im officially calling this character Charlene, i have no actual reason why apart from she just puts me in mind of a charlene
"not under duress" ROFL!
OMG ! An Aura of incompetence 😂😂😂 .Well,,,😂No sleep for me , I think I’m on the way to pee in the bed. This is awesome. I just have to se it one more time 👍😍
Hi Mary! Can you do another nail routine/full manicure video?
The title of this video would make anyone click it!!! Lol!!
We only have crappy books 😂😂😂😂😂