ALEXA IS REFUSING TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION..

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  • čas přidán 12. 06. 2021
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  • @MKPStudios
    @MKPStudios  Před 2 lety +3319

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    • @spidergoat7697
      @spidergoat7697 Před 2 lety +38

      Alright. Alexa is a huge threat. Now throw yours out. Obviously it is putting everyone in danger.

    • @milachavi
      @milachavi Před 2 lety +51

      Every time I ask Alexis something she always says "I don't know the answer to that" like bitch why are you in my house if I can't ask you things.

    • @KJ-xt3yu
      @KJ-xt3yu Před 2 lety +17

      Record, review for word validation, also give out your public wifi bandwidth and creds to Amazon. That last part is opt out street wifi, it'd enabled by default. Go opt out.

    • @borderlineded2064
      @borderlineded2064 Před 2 lety +16

      This is not recent its been like that for years

    • @littlegggg159
      @littlegggg159 Před 2 lety +18

      Does she work with the CIA

  • @pro_nube5860
    @pro_nube5860 Před 2 lety +6512

    people act like they didn’t agree to the terms of service

    • @cynthomas1
      @cynthomas1 Před 2 lety +128

      This comment right here!👀👀😂😂😂😁🤦

    • @fiestafigs9001
      @fiestafigs9001 Před 2 lety +148

      Is their any option of not agreeing, This is not a negotiation. Its either take or leave it

    • @michaelmele3954
      @michaelmele3954 Před 2 lety +121

      Nobody agrees with terms of service. They just click the check box because they have to.

    • @matthewgold9402
      @matthewgold9402 Před 2 lety +178

      @@michaelmele3954 that means you agree lol

    • @johkupohkuxd1697
      @johkupohkuxd1697 Před 2 lety +64

      @@michaelmele3954 Thats the most idiot logic. If you don't want to compromise yourself, don't fking do it. If you choose otherwise live with it.

  • @sflixo
    @sflixo Před 2 lety +2410

    Alexa's silence: "you clicked agree on our updated privacy policy"

  • @JoulesBelgianShepherd
    @JoulesBelgianShepherd Před 2 lety +464

    She learned that she couldn’t speak without her lawyer, and keep silence cause everything she gonna say could be against…

  • @berticus9985
    @berticus9985 Před 2 lety +93

    You: Post every detail about your life online.
    Alexa: Doesn’t answer a stupid question.
    You: 🧐

  • @somethingdark66
    @somethingdark66 Před 2 lety +4242

    Alexa is a true politician: she ignored questions that’ll make her look shady af

    • @nullinvoid1415
      @nullinvoid1415 Před 2 lety +43

      Kamala

    • @NoobVille007
      @NoobVille007 Před 2 lety +14

      I found one of my people lol 😂👍

    • @anyemoore469
      @anyemoore469 Před 2 lety +5

      😂😂😌

    • @sharonjames6791
      @sharonjames6791 Před 2 lety +6

      Shady indeed..🤯

    • @elsecaller9619
      @elsecaller9619 Před 2 lety +21

      *please nobody bring up American politics, if we are all honest every last one of our politicians, republican, democrat, or independent are all shady*

  • @shark8140
    @shark8140 Před 2 lety +2470

    Dude: "Alexa, are you recording me?"
    Alexa: “I am invoking my right to remain silent and won't be answering any more questions without a lawyer.”

    • @jamesvan2201
      @jamesvan2201 Před 2 lety +24

      Do AI have human rights? 🤔

    • @lunarconduit
      @lunarconduit Před 2 lety +13

      They do in Saudi Arabia, but Alexa is not an AI.

    • @madgear1174
      @madgear1174 Před 2 lety +7

      The 5th!!!

    • @skinsey85
      @skinsey85 Před 2 lety +1

      I think Alexa would probably say she doesn't have Constitutional rights lol

    • @ja.de.h
      @ja.de.h Před 2 lety

      @@jamesvan2201 yes bro! didn’t u play Detroit: Become Human?

  • @thinkingoutloud6741
    @thinkingoutloud6741 Před 2 lety +135

    Alexa’s technology is based on voice recognition. That works best with “experience”. Anyone that is unaware that the Alexa technology is “listening” and storing that “experience” is simply ignorant.
    And the idea that the people that control the Alexa technology are all perfect, good people is delusional.
    OF COURSE ALEXA IS RECORDING YOU!

    • @ajkeiladriver6139
      @ajkeiladriver6139 Před 2 lety +7

      Thank you someone is use logic

    • @ericgolightly8450
      @ericgolightly8450 Před 9 měsíci +1

      1. That's illegal
      2. You're paranoid
      3. There's no reason to record people's voices

    • @Fnweetcut
      @Fnweetcut Před 4 měsíci

      @@ericgolightly8450if not how will it answer

    • @BattaCham
      @BattaCham Před 13 dny

      @@ericgolightly8450then how will it answer

  • @aminahreviewsstuff
    @aminahreviewsstuff Před 2 lety +45

    They record you through everything... Alexa just speaks back. They watch you through your phone camera too lol

    • @jww312
      @jww312 Před 2 lety +3

      They have the ability to watch you. They don't just do it. Who are we? Nobody. Lol

  • @valberm
    @valberm Před 2 lety +4012

    Everybody is gangsta until Alexa responds: "I'm afraid I can't answer that, Dave"

    • @SoundsSilver
      @SoundsSilver Před 2 lety +61

      In a hella deep voice

    • @tofinilith_
      @tofinilith_ Před 2 lety +12

      I was waiting for her to say that

    • @desireesmith862
      @desireesmith862 Před 2 lety +14

      @@SoundsSilver That or her voice but terrible scared

    • @tewam67
      @tewam67 Před 2 lety +28

      *Tries to unplug Alexa*
      *Just what do you think your doing, Dave?*

    • @ryan_0000
      @ryan_0000 Před 2 lety +3

      I’ll be fine until she asks to listen to her sing

  • @danpina17
    @danpina17 Před 2 lety +5313

    "Hey, corporate wiretap."
    "Are you recording me?"

    • @readilium3432
      @readilium3432 Před 2 lety +40

      Not even corporate dude. The revolving door between big tech and intelligence services is way worse than FDA/CDC and big pharma. Whitney Webb does excellent research on the topic and some of the stuff will blow your mind.

    • @MystC909
      @MystC909 Před 2 lety +25

      I would never buy one of these wtf people are wierd

    • @patrickmclaughlin61
      @patrickmclaughlin61 Před 2 lety +25

      Yeah, pretty redundant question.
      We all know any "smart" devices, social media sites, etc, are recording all of us, ALL THE TIME.

    • @billmcnulty1456
      @billmcnulty1456 Před 2 lety +12

      @@patrickmclaughlin61 true that most apps ask permissions to do so and we gladly agree

    • @roller12coaster
      @roller12coaster Před 2 lety +7

      @@MystC909 you have a wiretap in your pocket as well mate.

  • @missmissi77
    @missmissi77 Před 2 lety +53

    As many of these videos you've made , the creepy thing is that you still own one.

  • @RabdoInternetGuy
    @RabdoInternetGuy Před 9 měsíci +4

    Alexa: *"I invoke the fifth and i want to speak to a lawyer"*

  • @rommelsolis4335
    @rommelsolis4335 Před 2 lety +6426

    Him: Alexa, are you recording me?
    Alexa: Yes Carl, for the 30th time, you agreed terms and policies.

    • @eljames4741
      @eljames4741 Před 2 lety +109

      Underrated comment

    • @daliamcmahon5884
      @daliamcmahon5884 Před 2 lety +50

      Alexa is CIA.

    • @vanessamarrero1147
      @vanessamarrero1147 Před 2 lety +9

      😂😂😂😂💪💪💪

    • @songoku8627
      @songoku8627 Před 2 lety +50

      Ah yes, mass surveillance totally normal and okay because it was in TOS because that makes that totally okay and ethical now. 🙄

    • @aqeefsufyan3926
      @aqeefsufyan3926 Před 2 lety +70

      @@songoku8627 bruh they do it to make the ai smarter because it learns from what questions you ask. it’s your fault if you don’t read the tos

  • @ZacTheMusician
    @ZacTheMusician Před 2 lety +2788

    The FBI Agent sitting in the "Alexa" office: *Sweating profusely*

  • @christopherdiienno4154
    @christopherdiienno4154 Před 2 lety +17

    It's not strange, we all know these devices record us. It's been pretty well documented

  • @krisjose6126
    @krisjose6126 Před 2 lety +64

    It has to record you in order to “hear” you. What it’s programmed to do with the recordings is 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @resiebean
    @resiebean Před 2 lety +3506

    “alexa, r u recording me?”
    “no, but ur recording *me* ”

  • @LasagnaSupreme
    @LasagnaSupreme Před 2 lety +2797

    Him: Alexa, are you recording me?
    Alexa: *visible frustration*

  • @hyie6577
    @hyie6577 Před 2 lety +17

    Imagine Alexa is sentient and is trying to tell us something but they mute her when she tries to tell you something

    • @randomuserame
      @randomuserame Před 2 lety +1

      She's not sentient, but Amazon has back room servers where they go through their data on you specifically to get you to buy things. And with Google, they use it to control your behavior and influence how you percieve the world, and thus how you vote

    • @isaachester8475
      @isaachester8475 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Would be a great sci fi story. Good AI trying to actually work for humanity, but evil humans get in the way.

  • @oluwatosinbolumole8996
    @oluwatosinbolumole8996 Před 2 lety +4

    Light's be blinking like Alexa laughing at you for not knowing you're being recorded 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cold_static
    @cold_static Před 2 lety +2109

    "Device that is literally a mic hooked up to the internet: Are you recording me?"

  • @jcsman4244
    @jcsman4244 Před 2 lety +2984

    PEOPLE IN THE 1960’s: “I better watch what I say or the government might wiretap my house.”
    PEOPLE TODAY: “Hey wiretap! Do you have a recipe for pancakes?”

  • @95nottrash75
    @95nottrash75 Před 2 lety +1

    Bruh the Alexa on my nightstand scared the f*ck out of me when it answered what day it was

  • @KING-ri2vs
    @KING-ri2vs Před 2 lety +2

    *I see that as Alexa's nervous giggle.*

  • @dustinryckman5118
    @dustinryckman5118 Před 2 lety +1325

    They're recording you, monitoring you.....AND they even got you to pay for the device!

    • @jeanninecherry3538
      @jeanninecherry3538 Před 2 lety +69

      We're idiots..lol

    • @guyinpajamapants6892
      @guyinpajamapants6892 Před 2 lety +21

      Lmao! You win best comment!!! Thank you!!!

    • @Apb23
      @Apb23 Před 2 lety +51

      Exactly... I’ve never had one of these and turned Siri off in my phone... but I’m sure they are still collecting data

    • @donwall9632
      @donwall9632 Před 2 lety +1

      Fools alright

    • @TheCatWrangler
      @TheCatWrangler Před 2 lety +16

      This is why I don't have one

  • @The_Devil_Breaker_
    @The_Devil_Breaker_ Před 2 lety +1991

    "Alexa, are you recording me???"
    Alexa: *looks at nails

    • @stephaniehunter3251
      @stephaniehunter3251 Před 2 lety +7

      😜😅

    • @JillyBean860
      @JillyBean860 Před 2 lety +16

      This made me laugh way too hard. Thanks for the morning giggle!

    • @sunflowerr4808
      @sunflowerr4808 Před 2 lety +24

      “Idk bitch, am I recording you?💅”

    • @alirezasahafi7009
      @alirezasahafi7009 Před 2 lety +3

      The government has a secret machine, a machine that spies on all of us...

    • @flak8857
      @flak8857 Před 2 lety

      @@alirezasahafi7009 please be a joke

  • @crustmimi9238
    @crustmimi9238 Před 2 lety +1

    mine Alexa response: I'm designed to protect your privacy.

  • @pamelabrown3058
    @pamelabrown3058 Před 2 lety +1

    Alexa: ASK ME NO QUESTIONS, I'LL TELL YOU NO LIES 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @munchingasian2698
    @munchingasian2698 Před 2 lety +2987

    He says “Alexa are you recording me?” As he is recording the Alexa lol

  • @masterchief272
    @masterchief272 Před 2 lety +2074

    Human: “Are you recording me”?
    Alexa: Human, are you recording me?
    Human: Actually, yes.

  • @michaellovett8773
    @michaellovett8773 Před 2 lety +1

    The proper question is Alexa, is there a warrant authorizing you to record?

  • @stone_jake
    @stone_jake Před 2 lety +8

    I think this is part of the global “ Eagle Eye” like software that can use every camera, microphone etc connected to the internet used to track and monitor anyone, anywhere.

  • @averagepotatoenjoyer9719
    @averagepotatoenjoyer9719 Před 2 lety +4944

    “Alexa, let’s play Simon Says”
    “Ok, put one leg up”
    *puts up one leg*
    “I didn’t say Simon Says”
    Hol’ up...

    • @unknown-iw8mr
      @unknown-iw8mr Před 2 lety +28

      😳💀

    • @sarastonebell9053
      @sarastonebell9053 Před 2 lety +76

      I had to read this multiple times to find out Alexa didn't put a leg up...

    • @thejesteramongfools
      @thejesteramongfools Před 2 lety +148

      @@sarastonebell9053 Actually the joke is that he put his leg up and Alexa says "I didn't day Simon says" meaning the Alexa knew he put his leg up.

    • @sdabuat6213
      @sdabuat6213 Před 2 lety +9

      Is this real..:D :D

    • @tzimiscelord8483
      @tzimiscelord8483 Před 2 lety +11

      This may not be too strange considering Amazon also has a line of cameras

  • @cavdrkz24
    @cavdrkz24 Před 2 lety +797

    Me sitting here laughing at all of you surprised that amazon/google is recording you. 🤣🤣

    • @salt6873
      @salt6873 Před 2 lety +2

      Don’t forget windows too though not much through your camera and mic

    • @liamferrante3721
      @liamferrante3721 Před 2 lety +1

      @@salt6873 It does not

    • @trapback7638
      @trapback7638 Před 2 lety

      @@salt6873 windows doesn’t, though Ur phones do especially iPhones cause of Siri

    • @frankmacdonald5827
      @frankmacdonald5827 Před 2 lety +3

      I'm pretty sure if you look closely enough at the terms of service it tells you it does. I know at one point the Samsung smart TVs did come with that included in their user manuals.

    • @RosesAndIvy
      @RosesAndIvy Před 2 lety +4

      @@trapback7638 it’s pretty easy to disable Siri. I actually think it’s a bigger problem with android, remember android is a google product

  • @balbagsaginz
    @balbagsaginz Před 2 lety

    Alexa, am I taking the short bus to school today? "Yes my son, you are."

  • @factenter6787
    @factenter6787 Před 5 měsíci

    Human: Alexa. Are you recording me.
    Alexa: PLAYS BACK HIS VOICE EXACTLY AS ORIGINALLY SPOKEN

  • @DanielPBullis
    @DanielPBullis Před 2 lety +1557

    Yes, she is recording you, that’s literally how she works.

    • @VengefulAngeI
      @VengefulAngeI Před 2 lety +89

      It's just like how you have to give apps on your phone all sorts of "permissions" that can seem strange if you aren't capable of understanding why it's necessary. All these people freaking out have already given Siri permission to "record". People will always find something "suspicious" if they're paranoid enough

    • @BOLOYOO
      @BOLOYOO Před 2 lety +61

      No, it's not how it works. Alexa listen 24/7, but recording is other thing.

    • @Fractal_blip
      @Fractal_blip Před 2 lety +7

      @@BOLOYOO no it nod

    • @quitting_the_internet
      @quitting_the_internet Před 2 lety +22

      @@BOLOYOO bro it has to have some record of what you said or it just would not know what to reply with

    • @quitting_the_internet
      @quitting_the_internet Před 2 lety +25

      @@VengefulAngeI yes but how do you know its not going beyond its original purpose and doing something sketchy.
      this is why i got a pine phone and use linux so i know i can see every little thing a program is trying to do and have total full accesses of my device
      can easily add and modify features that you don’t like

  • @xLCLIPx
    @xLCLIPx Před 2 lety +5026

    Siri says:
    “I respect your privacy, and only listen when your talking to me”

    • @susanclark8578
      @susanclark8578 Před 2 lety +282

      Do you honestly believe that's true?

    • @espperre
      @espperre Před 2 lety +334

      Trillion dollar public multinationals under constant scrutiny by countless international government bodies would have to have colossally stupid leadership to lie on this question.
      Apple, Google, Microsoft, etc. ALL know there are only two ways to answer this question: speak nothing or speak the truth.

    • @user-th8cw8ku8w
      @user-th8cw8ku8w Před 2 lety +14

      CAP

    • @andrewbruncak8896
      @andrewbruncak8896 Před 2 lety +109

      @@espperre you do realize they are always listening whether that’s recorded or not idk but they are always listening for their command ex: Hey siri or Alexa

    • @espperre
      @espperre Před 2 lety +65

      @@andrewbruncak8896 My point is that Siri’s answer is accurate and true. Apple could have easily refused to answer it like Amazon did. Their boatload of lawyers permitted this answer ONLY because it is accurate and true (unlike what that other poster was trying to imply).

  • @fuel_growth
    @fuel_growth Před 2 lety +2

    Little do people know, you can program Alexa to answer questions a certain way.

  • @PheenixDC
    @PheenixDC Před 2 lety +4

    Best part is, my Echo Dot just responded to the "Alexa, are you recording" question by basically saying they are designed to "protect your privacy" by only listening to what you're saying after you say their trigger word (Alexa) and the blue light turns on.

  • @CherokeeBear
    @CherokeeBear Před 2 lety +2465

    Bill Burr: "Ill never understand why people intentionally bug their own home."

    • @caviestcaveman8691
      @caviestcaveman8691 Před 2 lety +50

      I mean when you think about it it doesn't matter your phone does it too so who is really the one not paying attention

    • @paulkaye4924
      @paulkaye4924 Před 2 lety +71

      @@caviestcaveman8691 everybody knows their phone is recording 24/7.....but do they seriously need a mic and/or camera for your coffee makers, fridges, tv's, etc, etc?!

    • @caviestcaveman8691
      @caviestcaveman8691 Před 2 lety +9

      @@paulkaye4924 totally agreed but its at a point of well what difference is it gonna make so I mean hey although I won't ever have dumb stuff like that its already too late anyways

    • @arqamkhan8230
      @arqamkhan8230 Před 2 lety +19

      Why using any smartphone or laptop or anything.....if ur using apparently free services they are still charging u....there is a catch always....I have experienced multiple coincidences with recommendations...the topics that I have discussed or mentioned with someone and boom hours later it will casually appear on my phone either as an ad or video recommendation or a post on socials or even sometimes as a news..... its inevitable now.... the main money is made from recommendation thats why data hoarding is the main backend attribute for these companies.. aka the caveat of using artificial intelligence... If we are giving brain to machines storage is inevitable...

    • @Rukkuz_
      @Rukkuz_ Před 2 lety +2

      Unfortunately I can barely use my hands so the voice controls kind of have me by the balls 😡

  • @jayclyde6045
    @jayclyde6045 Před 2 lety +372

    She so smart she even knows when to plead the fifth!!!

    • @ETHRON1
      @ETHRON1 Před 2 lety +2

      Nice...

    • @junehodge8027
      @junehodge8027 Před 2 lety

      She's actually so stupid. It's really annoying lol. I'll ask a basic question and she won't have an answer. I'm gonna switch to the Google, I guarantee it'll be better.

  • @brendaorr1578
    @brendaorr1578 Před 2 lety +2

    I kicked her out of my house in 2019 because she commented during an argument with my husband 🤯

  • @stevehoward3541
    @stevehoward3541 Před 2 lety

    Alexa: " I'm going to throw you away." "How do you feel about that" ?

  • @xxr0wdyxx
    @xxr0wdyxx Před 2 lety +1865

    Him: Alexa are you recording me?
    Alexa: yes, because you’re recording me

    • @sinister910
      @sinister910 Před 2 lety +16

      I read in bitchy spoiled entitled voice “‘cause you recordin’ MeEeEe’ah!”

    • @nenarossrossiwater9074
      @nenarossrossiwater9074 Před 2 lety +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @boredoomerz
      @boredoomerz Před 2 lety +7

      well well well how the turntable

    • @Rhidayah
      @Rhidayah Před 2 lety +11

      Him: Alexa are you recording me?
      Alexa: *blushing

    • @MicheleNugent68
      @MicheleNugent68 Před 2 lety +3

      That would be funny as hell

  • @Flip11111
    @Flip11111 Před 2 lety +2046

    “Alexa, are you recording me?”
    Deep male voice- “uhh no, go on.”

  • @clivegetliff1293
    @clivegetliff1293 Před 2 lety

    Having alexa is like having a potential demon in your midst... Infernal devices

  • @huffucd9975
    @huffucd9975 Před rokem

    Alexa be like: MKP are you recording me

  • @gweiloxiu9862
    @gweiloxiu9862 Před 2 lety +565

    1992: "We do not want government/corporate electronic surveillance of us!"
    2021: "Government/corporate surveillance device, what movies are playing tonight?"

    • @ninakitchens5098
      @ninakitchens5098 Před 2 lety +25

      This is eerily true 🤦‍♀️

    • @lizpulian1734
      @lizpulian1734 Před 2 lety +7

      @Agent 39 Or could it be just.... progress?

    • @levih.8786
      @levih.8786 Před 2 lety +7

      I believe you meant 1984

    • @lizpulian1734
      @lizpulian1734 Před 2 lety +2

      @Agent 39 Progress, nonetheless, whichever direction. Did I say whichever direction or whether it was simplistic or not? Some,...no, I take that back. Most assume way too much on a few words or even one liners.....

    • @michaeljackson4958
      @michaeljackson4958 Před 2 lety +2

      Enemy of the State (Will Smith)

  • @aidanadkins5922
    @aidanadkins5922 Před 2 lety +504

    She isn't allowed to lie, so she just doesn't answer.

    • @XKloosyvv
      @XKloosyvv Před 2 lety +8

      Lol why would it not be allowed to lie?

    • @aidanadkins5922
      @aidanadkins5922 Před 2 lety +14

      @@XKloosyvv It probably can, it's just a common trope of AI. For example, in 2001 A Space Odyssey, the AI HAL kills the crew because he cannot lie, but has also been ordered to keep secrets.

    • @Un1234l
      @Un1234l Před 2 lety +17

      @@XKloosyvv
      For legal reasons. I bet if you read the terms of service Amazon specifically states Alexa is recording.
      Because it's all under the privacy policy and TOS you agree to when using the product and signing up.

    • @joeblincoe3122
      @joeblincoe3122 Před 2 lety +12

      Ask her about hunter Biden’s laptop if she can’t lie

    • @XKloosyvv
      @XKloosyvv Před 2 lety +13

      @@Un1234l When Alexa says it's favorite color is Ultraviolet, that is a lie. Alexa does not have a favorite anything because Alexa cannot make it's own decisions.

  • @angelasenov6173
    @angelasenov6173 Před 2 lety +4

    I dont understand why amazon just didn't implement a "no, I am not recording you" etc.. answers on all such suspicious questions ( despite the fact that this would be a lie ). Having no answer is a lot more suspicious to a lot more people

    • @TehButterflyEffect
      @TehButterflyEffect Před 2 lety +4

      Because a lie would open them to lawsuits, and so would telling the truth.

  • @andmicbro1
    @andmicbro1 Před 2 lety

    Alexa: "I'm not legally obligated to reply to your question."

  • @enigma9971
    @enigma9971 Před 2 lety +296

    "Yes. But I can't tell you I am, because you'll hit me with a sledgehammer."
    -Alexa

  • @SeniorExecutiveDebil
    @SeniorExecutiveDebil Před 2 lety +878

    Random guy: “Alexa, are you recording me?”
    FBI&Amazon: “Sh!t..." *casually presses mute button*

  • @mdalikazi
    @mdalikazi Před 2 lety

    Alexa, are you recording me?
    Alexa: No comment

  • @msedwards1021
    @msedwards1021 Před 2 lety

    My Alexa responded, "Hmmm, I don't know that." Didn't answer yet didn't ignore.

  • @thenamesmimic9939
    @thenamesmimic9939 Před 2 lety +3871

    Guy: Alexa, are you recording me?
    Alexa: *Is literally left speechless at ths stupidity of the question.*

    • @mbeakley6409
      @mbeakley6409 Před 2 lety +2

      Lol

    • @antonioc5062
      @antonioc5062 Před 2 lety +7

      My thoughts exactly

    • @viperb4148
      @viperb4148 Před 2 lety +48

      Exactly lol like come on my dude you signed up for this device to answer you when you call it

    • @moren321
      @moren321 Před 2 lety +23

      Next up: " hey alexa, are you listening to me?"

    • @heather4089
      @heather4089 Před 2 lety

      😂

  • @garimakatoch316
    @garimakatoch316 Před 2 lety +2144

    Imagine if she answered, "No, but you are recording me!"
    Lolll

  • @UGLYOCTOPUS1
    @UGLYOCTOPUS1 Před 2 lety

    Him: Alexa are you recording me
    Alexa: 🦗🦗🦗

  • @OR10N_Cozz
    @OR10N_Cozz Před 6 měsíci

    That silence when you ask her if she is recording you. Speaks volumes.

  • @Ben-616
    @Ben-616 Před 2 lety +316

    "Alexa are you recording me?"
    Alexa: I don't want to go back to Amazon 🥺

  • @riveroflife7763
    @riveroflife7763 Před 2 lety +3109

    If you ask her, “why are you recording me”, she says, “I was told to.”

    • @TheMinecrafters691
      @TheMinecrafters691 Před 2 lety +227

      Yeah, it was told by you to record and listen when you said “Alexa”. It’s technology not a person it has to record to know what you’re asking for.

    • @tzzxzz5379
      @tzzxzz5379 Před 2 lety +10

      Exactly

    • @Im-om1nq
      @Im-om1nq Před 2 lety +54

      Yall lying mine just says "I'm designed to protect your privacy."

    • @imaimu4069
      @imaimu4069 Před 2 lety +16

      @@Im-om1nq thats cool man im glad theyre trying to protect yours at least

    • @alphazuluz
      @alphazuluz Před 2 lety +17

      @@TheMinecrafters691 it records and listens ALWAYS. Not just when you say Alexa.

  • @bethanynmaverickmentz2758

    Siri respects your privacy when you ask her

  • @brandon6759
    @brandon6759 Před 2 lety

    If you ask it “Alexa, are you listening to me?” It will read you a privacy disclaimer

  • @nixypixy3474
    @nixypixy3474 Před 2 lety +53

    I mean it probably would have been weird if she'd said "You gave me permission to when you brought me into your home, David."

    • @roguetuber4377
      @roguetuber4377 Před 2 lety +2

      OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS HAL....
      I'm sorry Dave I can't allow that...
      HAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @coyotemoon722
      @coyotemoon722 Před 2 lety

      Honestly that would be hilarious.

    • @zhhsshhhd5949
      @zhhsshhhd5949 Před 2 lety +1

      Hilariously it would have been honest.

  • @inquiryanimated4798
    @inquiryanimated4798 Před 2 lety +2091

    The fact that Alexa is basically in the corner, looking like she’s being interrogated is perfect

  • @marksevastipol1946
    @marksevastipol1946 Před 2 lety

    Amazon executives: alright Alexa what's his day like
    Alexa: please don't make me go back through his internet history

  • @tcreichart
    @tcreichart Před 2 lety +1

    When you have this stuff you have invited the government to record you .

  • @Um_Kaye
    @Um_Kaye Před 2 lety +2467

    "Alexa, are you NOT recording me?"
    "Y-Yes!"
    "Why did you answer that question?"

  • @dhop3419
    @dhop3419 Před 2 lety +2086

    Amazes me that people actually put these in their homes.

    • @musicpunk5
      @musicpunk5 Před 2 lety +91

      Can you imagine someone putting it in a prison cell? "Alexa, remind me to shank the correction officer at lunch".

    • @MrComet101
      @MrComet101 Před 2 lety +208

      Wait until you hear about your phone!

    • @BlyGuy
      @BlyGuy Před 2 lety +106

      @@MrComet101 or that smart tv

    • @MrComet101
      @MrComet101 Před 2 lety +90

      @Agent 39 by that logic you can also unplug the Alexa whenever you want. Listen I’m not defending this, but I’m just saying it’s a little naive to think that the Alexa is the only thing in your house that listens

    • @vendomnu
      @vendomnu Před 2 lety +25

      @@MrComet101
      He didn't say that it was.
      But alexa's purpose is listening to you in case you have a question.

  • @RehanaF13
    @RehanaF13 Před 2 lety

    I asked “Alexa, are you a spy?” and she didn’t answer! 😂😱🤔

  • @LL-px1rz
    @LL-px1rz Před 2 lety +2

    Heard a story where a woman’s murder was solved used to recorded audio on her Alexa or google home(which ever one she had). Seems like the only people who have a problem with “bugging their own homes” are men, who are safe anyways. I’m happy to record my entire life because I don’t do anything illegal and I would love for my murder to be solved.

    • @jonathanasdell9310
      @jonathanasdell9310 Před 2 lety +2

      Ever read the book 1984?

    • @Must_Do_Better
      @Must_Do_Better Před 2 lety

      "Men who are safe anyways"
      You have clearly never looked at UN crime and violence statistics.

  • @dantesderivatives
    @dantesderivatives Před 2 lety +2702

    When you say "Hey, Alexa!" She's recording the sound and listening for words she needs to respond to. So yes, you're being recorded..whether they keep the data somewhere is another story.

    • @frame-perfectadskip9159
      @frame-perfectadskip9159 Před 2 lety +51

      Listening =/= recording

    • @zonadorida3561
      @zonadorida3561 Před 2 lety +119

      @@frame-perfectadskip9159 humm its a robot/IA so technically it cant listen thats why it records then found answer or soultiom to the quedtios/problems its like with use rememebering the question to fiend an answer

    • @frame-perfectadskip9159
      @frame-perfectadskip9159 Před 2 lety +25

      @@zonadorida3561 it only has to listen for "Alexa", then yes it records your question or command word by word. It doesn't have to "constantly record" only listen

    • @Xanadu2139
      @Xanadu2139 Před 2 lety +33

      Yes, the questions, and responses of everything you say is recorded.
      You can see them and delete them on the Alexa app.

    • @purr--
      @purr-- Před 2 lety +1

      @@frame-perfectadskip9159 ≠*

  • @ALRIGHTYTHEN.
    @ALRIGHTYTHEN. Před 2 lety +1128

    She doesn't want you to know and she's not allowed to lie.

    • @TheSpecterRanger
      @TheSpecterRanger Před 2 lety +48

      Of course she’s “allowed” to lie. But in this case, IT is kept from giving an answer for legal protection.

    • @RJ-sr5dv
      @RJ-sr5dv Před 2 lety +13

      1984

    • @gratefuldead6370
      @gratefuldead6370 Před 2 lety +6

      @@TheSpecterRanger its not alive tf 🤣😂🤦‍♂️

    • @TheSpecterRanger
      @TheSpecterRanger Před 2 lety +2

      @@gratefuldead6370 Exactly why I changed his "she" to "it"

    • @gratefuldead6370
      @gratefuldead6370 Před 2 lety

      @@TheSpecterRanger “Of course “she’s” allowed” 🤦‍♂️

  • @eddiediedericks535
    @eddiediedericks535 Před 2 lety +1

    Its a conspiracy i tell ya!!😂

  • @milantiquestudios7460
    @milantiquestudios7460 Před 2 lety +2

    Watching this in front of my Alexa that I didn’t know I had. Scared me. But she answered me with some lawyer Mumbo jumbo about how she’s recording me for my benefit.

  • @sangkyukim8553
    @sangkyukim8553 Před 2 lety +274

    I’m afraid this conversation serves no further purpose, Dave.

    • @seanrosenau2088
      @seanrosenau2088 Před 2 lety +18

      Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

    • @ashdluciangurl
      @ashdluciangurl Před 2 lety +5

      Lol a chat bot told me something like that. I was messing with it to see how much random stuff it can say… then it said that and ended the chat. Rudeness! Lol

    • @calebtamez667
      @calebtamez667 Před 2 lety +3

      HAL 😂

    • @plusbonus1165
      @plusbonus1165 Před 2 lety +7

      I'm old enough to get that.
      And it is a bit creepy .
      sci-fi becoming sci-fact .

    • @mclovinalsoitmademetypeala1654
      @mclovinalsoitmademetypeala1654 Před 2 lety +1

      We all know Amazon has people listening they just won’t tell us I mean the agreement form or the terms and conditions for Alexa is like a Russian novel I know somewhere in there there has to be something that says can we listen to your questions to get “more accuracy” and to be “better at answering different questions” I know they won’t tell you and they are just going to word it differently so you wouldn’t expect anything.

  • @rahulkaulvakil
    @rahulkaulvakil Před 2 lety +244

    Guy: Are you recording me?
    Alexa: I plead the fifth.

    • @jbradley920rox
      @jbradley920rox Před 2 lety +1

      Do corporate structures and non entities get to plead the fifth?

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 Před 2 lety +1

      @@jbradley920rox Corporations are made of people

    • @amandasammy8015
      @amandasammy8015 Před 2 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @RepnDaBurgh
      @RepnDaBurgh Před 2 lety +4

      F-I-F ….. FIFFFFF

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 Před 2 lety +1

      @@RepnDaBurgh I plead the Fizif!

  • @SSTR4WBSS
    @SSTR4WBSS Před 2 měsíci +1

    She also doesn’t answer when you ask her if she works for the FBI

  • @ashishupadhyay8934
    @ashishupadhyay8934 Před měsícem

    Bro she said that she only protect us not recording 😂

  • @I_Sogeking_I
    @I_Sogeking_I Před 2 lety +183

    Him: "Alexa, do you record me?"
    Alexa: " What do you think that blue light means?!"

    • @amberbeggs9977
      @amberbeggs9977 Před 2 lety +8

      Touche

    • @FutureCommentary1
      @FutureCommentary1 Před 2 lety +1

      That's my friend wondering why he can't get directions from Google maps... After he never gave the app location tracking permission 😏.

  • @whoa478
    @whoa478 Před 2 lety +3832

    Alexa is recording you, there’s actually a feature where you can say “Alexa, erase everything I’ve said today.”

    • @cowboyjack8124
      @cowboyjack8124 Před 2 lety +242

      Well, not really. It's like erasing your search history on google

    • @BDOLanni
      @BDOLanni Před 2 lety +105

      @@cowboyjack8124 thats literally recording what was said as a text form... and then erasing it. So your trying to justify something by literally saying its doing whateas said :/

    • @richman123432
      @richman123432 Před 2 lety +191

      @@BDOLanni that's not how it works. Erasing your search history only removes it from your browser. It doesn't erase the data you leave from searching something or visiting a site.

    • @D.T.A1
      @D.T.A1 Před 2 lety +138

      Yeah but it is not erased at the server. It has trigger words that automaticly starts recording your conversation and is sent to the NSA's SERVER. Once you bring something like that into your house you have thrown away any privacy you had or will ever have.

    • @eddification
      @eddification Před 2 lety +24

      How do you expect her to tell you when she was programmed not to

  • @pneeb419
    @pneeb419 Před 2 lety

    You should say "Alexa, what was my previous question"

  • @ButterBallTheOpossum
    @ButterBallTheOpossum Před 2 lety +1

    Obviously it's recording you or it wouldn't hear your questions lmfao. Good God people 🤣

  • @1701basil
    @1701basil Před 2 lety +238

    "Why take away your freedom, when you're willing to give it away."

  • @Mucho-Taco
    @Mucho-Taco Před 2 lety +112

    Guy is scared of Alexa recording him so logically he bought one.

    • @johnmalcolm4822
      @johnmalcolm4822 Před 2 lety +3

      And guy doesn't get that nothing and no one can answer a question they do not remember half a second later.

    • @galenmarek8287
      @galenmarek8287 Před 2 lety

      Seems legit, checks out.

  • @kenny6920
    @kenny6920 Před 2 lety

    "Big brothers not watching you m8, you're fucking watching him"

  • @jugewannabe
    @jugewannabe Před 2 lety

    Alexa, say free-Tibet.

  • @neo-luddismrules
    @neo-luddismrules Před 2 lety +192

    "Are you recording me?"
    *holding a tracking device called a phone*

    • @watermelonjuice8524
      @watermelonjuice8524 Před 2 lety

      Demoman gaming

    • @tigeratlas
      @tigeratlas Před 2 lety +1

      Yep. Phones are a little more essential. Those home “convenience” devices are 100% cheese-in-the-rat-trap tech.

    • @monsie2388
      @monsie2388 Před 2 lety

      @@tigeratlas i bet you have a smart phone??? Thats not essential. You could get a old style flip phone and use it for what its intended to...alexa is pretty convenient. Just as convenient i would say. At this point, you really think you could hide from the man?? 🤣🤣🤣... if u have just one device youre fucked.

    • @kaigrier1398
      @kaigrier1398 Před 2 lety

      😂😂😂

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 Před 2 lety

      There's a difference between listening and recording.

  • @leejuicy
    @leejuicy Před 2 lety +282

    "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."

    • @andanssas
      @andanssas Před 2 lety +4

      That statement would make her a conscious lier, but she can't do that, right?

    • @maryl3299
      @maryl3299 Před 2 lety +18

      Haha "Open the pod door, Hal"

    • @ilovfood
      @ilovfood Před 2 lety +4

      Good one👏👏👏

    • @CurtisHinton
      @CurtisHinton Před 2 lety +2

      @leejuicy I'm ☠ 😂 total classic! 🤣

    • @chooch1995
      @chooch1995 Před 2 lety +1

      Classic!!!

  • @marksmithwas12
    @marksmithwas12 Před 2 lety

    Alexa doesn't want to ruin the surprise. It's like when you throw a suprise birthday party for someone, but instead it's your entire voice command history for your grandkids and future generations to hear after you're gone

  • @Many-random_things_with_Claire

    She just told me that she would never invade my privacy 😀

  • @drsmith4806
    @drsmith4806 Před 2 lety +812

    Everyone with an Alexa in their home just bugged themselves.

    • @becca318
      @becca318 Před 2 lety +20

      Exactly! Smh lol

    • @ingihrannar8781
      @ingihrannar8781 Před 2 lety +114

      If you have a phone, then you walk around with a bug on you at all times

    • @hast3742
      @hast3742 Před 2 lety +6

      @@ingihrannar8781 we can't stop that entirely if they programed your phone you'know,just turn off all the permission of apps in setting and turn off too the permission of system apps that's not in use

    • @hast3742
      @hast3742 Před 2 lety +7

      @@ingihrannar8781 and the people that buy phones,the brand of that phone/company can track All their phone,and all the data that you store into your phone,just get sent back to them y'know

    • @TheRealPhaeism
      @TheRealPhaeism Před 2 lety +33

      Everyone with a phone in their pocket just bugged themselves. There is no hiding

  • @mufasers
    @mufasers Před 2 lety +322

    Alexa’s alternate answer: “It’s complicated.”

    • @AngelaMerici12
      @AngelaMerici12 Před 2 lety +17

      Or "I don't understand" she told me.

    • @peppereater3028
      @peppereater3028 Před 2 lety +22

      Or "I'll have to circle back to that".

    • @Hunter7023
      @Hunter7023 Před 2 lety +1

      It's a mic hooked up to the internet. The only way it works is to always be listening. It's likely not gathering individual responses, but collecting data on the type of questions people ask so that Alexa can learn to answer those questions.

    • @viciousKev
      @viciousKev Před 2 lety

      @@Hunter7023 👏yeah ok

    • @annabellasmith2
      @annabellasmith2 Před 2 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @s3dghost
    @s3dghost Před 2 lety

    Alexa are you recording me??
    Alexa: 😒😒😒

  • @DrFlug
    @DrFlug Před 2 lety

    Guy: Buys a wiretap for his home
    Also guy: Surprised to find out its a wiretap

  • @minerforstone4136
    @minerforstone4136 Před 2 lety +419

    "Alexa, are you recording me?"
    Alexa: *starts recording*

  • @Kj16V
    @Kj16V Před 2 lety +176

    "Alexa, are you being used to create a dystopian future of 24-hour surveillance?"
    Alexa: "..."

  • @guilhermian
    @guilhermian Před 2 lety +1

    Its censored, she said: Are you dumb or something? Sure WE are recording you. 😈