In Lebanon, You Have To Learn These Three Languages
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Being lebanese makes this 10x more relatable 😂
being algerian i understand ur struggle too XDD
@@deusdeusasmodeus omg same 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah ikr
Yes
Hits harder when ur a morrocan
You make us proud as lebanese
Thank you nemer...
Lebanon has no natural resources & no money.
The country has nothing to offer the world.
Lebanon is finished. Just forget about it.
@@Abraham_Tsfaye with people thinking like u it will be
@@Abraham_Tsfaye this dude just goes to every single video about lebanon and talks bs , listen abraham i know some lebanese are rascist especially towards Ethiopian workers in lebanon i apologize if any lebanese person harmed you or harmed someone you loved , but do you actually think you change something withs bunch of comments on youtube ?
@@Abraham_Tsfaye praying you get to visit the jewel of the Middle East ❤️
@@Abraham_Tsfaye wtf? Lebanon is the most BEAUTIFUL country in the world. And i am NOT exaggerating. You just said a whole entire country that is worth nothing. Your white washed or something. Lebanese people are better then you'll ever be. Get otta here ya kalib.
I discovered him today, today is a good day 😹😹😹
Me too and he is a very good find.
😂good man
Same 😂😂😂😂
Me tooo
Too late ya kbir
That's crazy dude, with these 3 languages you can communicate with at least half of the world.
Yeah it's kinda obligated lol
Yup, we do!
Not even close.
@@thephoenix756 what do you mean?
@@krysr6670
It's claimed that 1.3 billion people speak English, however, the proficiency and intelligibility of some supposed English speakers is not really up to snuff.
The number of people that actually speak English is exaggerated due to its influence and prestige.
Arabic has around 300 million speakers and French has another 270 million speakers.
it's true. I come from Lebanon and speak mostly 4 languages instead of 3. You should add more dialects to that. It's not easy at all. Thanks to this comedian Show. Keep going
Im algerian, i speak kabyle classical arabic, maghrebi arabic, english and french... and all of this was learned in school from 6-18
yeah the same in northern morocco you learn tamazight, classical arabic, moroccan dialect, french, spanish and english
That's not something to be proud of it's colonialism
@@dreamtheater3200 the English never set a foot in my country the only country that colonized us was france so take french out i still speak perfect English along my maternal languages 🙂
@@dreamtheater3200 also i wasnt stating this as an accomplishment rather as to show the insanity of our system
@@jugurtha292 agma le fait que il faut qu'on apprend tout ces langues a jeune âge veut dire qu'on est colonisée
We get taught arabic but it's a useless trash language that's not relevant to us in anyway outside of mosque walls
Arab people not from lebanon: sabah l5eir kayfa 7alouka
English people: Hello how are you!
French people: bonjour; comment ca va?
Lebanese people: hi bro kifak ca va
Love from India love Lebanese people
I'm Lebanese as well, I speak French, english and arabic equally fluently
Also standard Arabic, technically four languages 😂
@@salut1810
Technically no, dialects aren’t languages.
@@odaenathus7825 that's true but Arabic dialects are influenced by the native languages of each region. So our levantine dialect is mostly Aramaic with very little actual Arabic words. However Aramaic and Arabic are initially very similar which is why our dialect Is the easiest to understand for other Arabic while we can't actually understand very well Arabs from the Maghreb or west North Africa (Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia)
@@salut1810
Aramaic wasn’t the native language of the Phoenicians. A dialect is a particular form of a language which is peculiar to a specific region or social group. In your case “Arabic” is the language, not Aramaic.
@@odaenathus7825 Aramaic was derived from Phoenician and Arabic was derived from Aramaic. The region had all three at some point. Arabs in the Syrian desert, Aramaic was spoken in different dialects all over the Levant and Phoenician on the coast of Lebanon and Syria.
Walla houweh bi da7ek😂😂😂
Ba3ref
Wahyet allah bi dahhek
I was fluent in Arabic, English, French, and Armenian by the time I was 10 in Lebanon.
It wasn't till I moved to the States that I realized how cool that was.
Not to mention that I looked like i came out of a Hanson music video.
The Lebanese and Armenian community in Southern California fucking loved me. Despite everything, being Lebanese is a gift.
In india most people have to learn their native language, English, Hindi, and then a foreign language or Sanskrit 😂
Here in Tami Nadu, most know only Tamil or Tamil and English or maybe like me Tamil,English and partial Hindi
@@jcxkzhgco3050 yeah ik my dads from Tamil Nadu. I was just saying for most parts of india. I grew up in america with Tamil dad and Telugu mom so I speak English telugu and tamil
As Maharashtrian we learn marathi ,hindi, English but also understand spoken kannada,tamil ,bangla,gujarati,Konk
ani
Yo Big Bean Learn how to use a toilet first
@@psychosaibot6933 oh wow what an original joke from someone who knows nothing whatsoever about india
Yeah same problem over here in Morocco 🤣🤣 especially french 🤦🏽♀️
Oh my god never watch this guy you're gonna die laughing. Hilarious 😂😂😂😂
I don't want to die
@@dh.k363 LMAO then don't watch !🤣
Too late. I ready died of laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think one the best comedian right now.
In the Philippines, if you’re living outside Manila/Luzon, you’re bound to know three languages (English and two Filipino languages - one being Tagalog). Some even speak four or more languages. Dialects not included.
I do agree, I have a muslim classmate here in mindanao and she speaks 4 languages, muslim, cebuano, tagalog and english. But I also heard from her that she is also learning arabic, so together she speaks 5 fricking languages. But she isn't fluent in english, she isn't that capable of having a full on conversation with someone, unlike in cebuano tagalog and muslim which she is fully capable of speaking.
@@jdhed.mcpack6947 Since when (Muslim) is a language ??
@@ghadirabumiddain5330 there's a language that muslims speak in here, I don't know what it's called but it sounds a bit like malaysian or indonesian. But I am not sure whether or not it is a dialect of if, or an entirely different language
@@jdhed.mcpack6947 isn’t it just Arabic? Lmao I’m not Muslim but I live in Qatar and I’m pretty sure it’s Arabic
@@margauxvirra I'm not sure tho... I guess it could be arabic or a dialect of it, but I'm really not sure if it is.
Being around people speaking a language, is the best way to learn a language. I fear explaining why will fall on deaf ears.
Love 💕 your spirit
This is gold lol
In Pakistan, we have to learn our mother tongue (which differs from province to province), Urdu which is a national language and English which is the second language as all education and official documentation is done in English... So basically every "educated" Pakistani is already fluent in 3 languages.
I guess this is how it is in most countries. Its only ppl in the US who know only one language across the board 😁
In the US, schools have electives where they can take either Spanish or French. In parts of the country, particularly Louisiana, there are immersion programs in their oarishes where kids are exposed to an environment where they can practice speaking conversational French.
@@jamesaprendeespanol9564 Well most gringos can't even speak there native language properly so how they gonna learn another language.
@@cristianfuentes2597 English has a lot of varieties spoken within the United States, many bearing facets of the English spoken before in Britain that was carried over when many migrated to the US, affecting the speech of many existing English speakers the came before so the English spoken in the Northeastern US is far different from the English spoken in the South (and it also depends where in the South we're talking about). The English in Southwest US is affected by the existence of New Mexican Spanish and nearby Native American languages.
@@jamesaprendeespanol9564 with time English will split again into many different forms
Just discovered him ❤❤❤❤
In algeria, we do the same thing ,and when u go to highschool and u choose language class ,u gotta chose between ,german,spanish,italian
What no French?
@@goldengold8568 french and english are already taught , the language u chose will be added to the list
i honestly never met an Algerian that speaks english, italian, german or spanish. They only speak french
@@suya9799 I am Algerian and I speak English, French, Arabic, Polish and Russian :DD
How is this so relatable to the Ghanaian system??😂😂😂😂 this guy is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
That video came to my recommendation! He is hilarious for real. As an Egyptian who studied french since age 5 and English since age 10 I can relate but he is describing french in a different way sounds as spanish in some parts for me. And well if his family were revising with him or communicating with the school they would prevent that 😬 I will follow him to know more stories.
I think it was part of the joke, it's like to say that is French is so bad that he sounds like he's trying to speak Spanish 😂😂😂
omgg i can also relate to this cause in egypt we have to learn those three as a must
Someone help me please lmfao I can't breathe anymore🤣🤣
So good
They were saying "miss j ai fini " it means miss I'm done and he was calling her to ask a question about an exercise that he didn't understand
I was guessing that, but thank you SO MUCH. Why was she offended by what the comedian said when he emphasized the n-sound?
Her name is Miss Josephine. Kids were saying Miss, J'ai fini which means i finshed. So he called her jophini and she was annoyed to come and find his work not done. Finally when George his best friend set him to say jophinnnneeeeee, he knew she will go mad and come and slap him.
@@ashraftarabishi831 Thank you!
Same thing in Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia. "French colonisation"
But especially in lebanon tho
english and native language is enough, why waste time in french
@@yeetusthatfeetus7598 I'd say especially in Algeria they were colonnised for 132 years, they had as much French words in their dialect as arabic words
@@ShahJee101 It's not like i chose to, everything here is in French they teach it from 1st grade alongside Arabic and they don't start teaching English until 9th grade (high school) to be honest i didn't learn much there all of thus is personal effort
@@abdessamad6814 actually ,they start teaching English in 6th grade (middle school) but yes I agree , I'd say especially Algeria,for the same reason you've mentioned
Ayyy same here in tunisia ma dude ❤❤
Same in Algeria
He's soo funny
🤣🤣🤣 That Japanese part was hilarious. If someone said that to me and then hit me, I would be so confused. I wouldn't know if I should cry in pain, or laugh out loud. I'd probably do both to be honest 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm so happy and proud that I'm Lebanese 🇱🇧☪️🤍
When I saw this I had no idea how he would make a joke about this, but that was a hilarious story about Mademoiselle Je Fenix😂😂😂
In Canada everyone speaks English, French plus 1 wildcard immigrant language. But English speakers will deny they speak French and French people will deny they speak English
That is not true at all . That is misleading information. You are in no place to speak this information. I am French and also Canadian.
@@frenchtoast7742 Wrong, its pretty accurate. And YOU are the one who is not allowed to speak on the internet, i just checked the rules and thats what they say so know YOUR place lol
That is fat cap.
I am lebanese this is so true😭💝 we gotta learn 3 languages- MISS GEFINIE 😭😭😭😭 PPFTTTT tu est drôle you are funny 👋💞😭
Une question pas questionos hahaha
And +961 hahaha idk the police number 😭
in tunisia indeed we speak more than 3 😂❤️ and tunisian is already a mixture of 6 other lng
It’s true that you always find French speakers anywhere you go in Lub’nan.
This guy is awesome! Proud to be half lebanese, why not put his name in the title?? X
nemr
@@podKastbyKassem
No, it's NNNemr 😄
whats your other half?
In Algeria, people pretty much speak Amazigh, Arabic, French and nowadays English as well. It's quite common to find Algerians who at least speak two of these languages. Some students who choose to study foreign languages in high school are expected to choose an extra language to learn be it Spanish, German or Italian.
Hhh
Stop lying 🤥😂😂😂
No one speak amazigh and ur french sucks
@@theinventor1872
Are you Moroccan?😂
@@thidetculture3147 Oh thanks a lot darling for this rich and informative comment.
@@theinventor1872 7 million kabyle and 4
Million chaoui and 2 million mizab and 500k chenwa and 200k chleuha and 1.5 million touareg will disagree with this
@@thidetculture3147 daridja is based on bedouin arabic of bano hilal with some enfluenced of tamazight on coastal cities its not creole at all
For example : in kabyle : assagi walagh izem
Arabe : اليوم رأيت اسد
Daridja : lyoum cheft sba3
Cheft comes from choufa which is vision in bedouin and sba3 in synonym of lion meaning the king of leons
The point im trying to say daridja is not tamazight
Ihated french so. much as a kid that whenever i get stuck ibe putting english words in exams. and be like well atleast its in alphabet not arabic scripts so. yeah
Arabic letters are called alphabet too just so you know
@@GHOSTs-Shadow Just so you know in linguistics they are called Arabic scripts. ^^ (Alphabet is more general)
@@xiaomi198 I don't know script just sounds like something in Python or C++ I just googled it and it says they are called alphabet and abjad in arabic but I don't know
@@GHOSTs-Shadow Arabic script is abjad not alphabet
@@xiaomi198 And now do you speak french ?
In algerya as well we start by Arabic then French and finally English.. I have a horrible experience with french
Ana min 🇱🇧 lebanon
Im from 🇱🇧 lebanon
Me
Ana kamen
Ana ana,!!!
What
@@jasonjocelynchannel7809 ana means me and kamen mean also .
Same for tunisia 😢
I’m dying
In Algeria, we have to learn Arabic, French, English and then another language in high school German or Spanish 😉
thats madness. and cool as well
Same as lebanon but add Armenian too
Why is French still necessary? Just bring back Amazigh and phase out French. English is the language of global commerce and science, so you should retain that.
@@ihaveadream3321 we still use french because we are governed by puppet rulers put by the french who they support because they sell them gaz for 51% of the price, one mistake amazigh isnt dead( the alphabet i used in name for example) its actually growing more as for the pan arabism its dying more people are realizing they are berber with those dna tests in the future i think berber culture will beat arab culture algeria already recognized berber language and berber calendar hopefully they will start teaching the middle ages and antiquity showing people that they have been berber for their entire existence the arabization happened with ottomans and french people since its easy to control bedouin thinking people
Ok fck yo
Actually its four languages: Arabic (traditional, thought at school), Arabic (Lebanese dialect, spoken at home and in general life), French and English. Armenians in Lebanon have to learn six languages: Arabic (traditional), Arabic (Lebanese dialect), English, French, Armenian (for their ethnicity), Turkish (for their grandparents)... Add languages for Kurds (Kurdish), for Syriacs (Siriani), for Assyrians, Chaldeans.... etc Lebanon has also Turkmen who speak Turkish. There are also Cherkez (Circassians) but probably they don't use their language anymore.
Same thing here in algeria man its horrible😂
I'm from Lebanon and I'm also Italian above that.
So I speak 4 languages in total.
Also in Algeria it's the same
Guy is good.
In India we also have to learn three languages upto class 8th
English
Hindi
French/Sanskrit.
For class 9th and 10th we can decied wether to learn hindi or french/sanskrit along with english...
What is this guy's name? He sounds awesome! That was hilarious!
Nemr Abu Nassar
this week I have an exam in english arabic french maths phys chimie biologie geography history and law
Lol we Lebanese are something else hahahaha
In Tunisia too
im lebanon but i only know english the best and also i kinda know arabic and arminian
Chris Pratt sheeeeeeeeeeshhh 😳😳
NorthAfrican too lol, it's really crazy, you should at least speak French Arabic English, some or a lot here do speak Spanish too especially in the north because even our dialect is a mix of all these languages and more so lol. Educational system is broken here more than Lebanon stressful and purposeless
I can't HAHAHAHA btw I'm Lebanese and it's relatable
😂😂😂😂😂
Me: *looking at the comments*
Also me: *just finds 2 comments*
His voice is similar to of jokoy
IM LEBANESE WOOOOO
yes arabic is my main language and yes its the hardest one i know
me in lebanon right now OMG STOP THE FRENCH WHAT U SAYIN
ahhaahhahahahahhahahahahahah love it
Did the second way have a different meaning??
What the bestfriend taught the comedian is to add emphasis on the letter n so when he says it it will seem like he’s purposely trying to mock the teacher’s name since the previous two events, he keeps saying “I’m finished/done” which he taught was the teacher’s name but it really isn’t. So in the teacher’s POV, she was being called over thinking he’s already done with his work when he wasn’t (cause he wanted to ask a question) so she probably thinks that the comedian was a no-good student.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The standard is 3 , almost everyone who can has dual citizenship. Lebanon truly is a burning pot of cultures as a Jewish Lebanese person .
bruh im lebanese but never knew there were still lebanese jews in lebanon are you in beirut?
@@roginald6678
I don’t live in Lebanon I’m an Israeli citizen living in another country .
@@roginald6678
They were many of us in Lebanon back in the 60s before all the civil wars with the plo and Syria .
There always has been , I’ve to to Beirut a few times , thing is people there are suspicious of every little thing so many people change their identities to be safe . I believe that there should be peace between Lebanon and Israel , both my parents are Lebanese by the way .
@@youneszreika i dont belive there should be peace but whatever
@@roginald6678
Why not ?
I knew all them
in tunisia too with the option for 4th language, my forth was spanish and i have no idea about it
We have that option to but it's not obligated
@@mrphone3155 it's obligated here in the final 2 years of high school but you can opt out of a language and go for something else like music or art.
@@chawkichalladia1812 owh good to know. Thank you
@@mrphone3155 yeah, of course i was the idiot who decided learning spanish because i like real madrid was better than the easy to pass music and arts 😂😂
@@chawkichalladia1812 😂😂😂😂
I know a little spanish i feel like it's easy, so similar to french
😄🤣
This is Lebanese Trevor Noah
What is it mean though?😂😂
He called japanese anime as cartoon I'm offended as a weeb 😆
He won't ever be forgiven....
Techinically, it is a cartoon.
Stop being a smart mouth, asshat.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yara??
Discover him on Facebook good joke
what is his name?
Nemer
In lebanon you dont need to speak or learn french.. arabic is the main language and english is an international language
Wrong. French is the second language in Lebanon. It's even on the national currency.
@@Anthony-op5ju second language only.. you dont need to learn it or speak it .. arabic is the first and main language
@@Bibliotecanatalie you don't need to but if you want to be considered educated and get a good job or be a prominent member of society right ?
@@WaveRider1989 there r alot of English universities.. and other languages as well .. if ur so concerned about education.. plus most of the Lebanese people who learn in schools with French as their second language and use it for learning most of their subjects cannot speak proper French. A second language is limited and can never overpass the first and native language
In my school my main language was french , darasna shway arabe and some english later, so it's weird that you don't know that excit in lebanon !!
how facinating. every french colony knows french but non of tham knows turkish even though most of tham were under ottoman rule more than 400 years and only 100 years under french. so ottoman the culture killer?
English is not obligatory it’s just a foreign language in schools
Who is this man
a comedian named nemr
Thats morocco..thats..morocco literally
Morocco mostly French
I was watching Maz Jobrani 's video and suddenly this video popped up , watched it but not impressed with Nemr's way of telling a joke. Maz Jobrani or Russell Peters are way more hilarious. Just a runtime comparison :)
I did not understand why did she slap him??
She probably thought he was trying to be funny / goofing around in class
@@marias6583 exactly.
Instead of saying I'm done. He went miss I'M DOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNneeeeeeeeeee.
Ce n:est pas une geste
Well that guy had a classmate that is now my uncle’s wife she used to ask him in the university to read for her and she would write notes before the exam would start
Lol
Why is he wearing a suit ffs
I'm lebenase father wears a suit to a family picnic or gathering... No joke 😂
يزم مااثقل دمك
Well I live in lebanon and I find this just a little bit offensive
*Lebanon IS 😜 OFFENSIVE 😂*
😮😮
Ana b7essak bes bi da7ik ktirrrrrrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@lvi8957 you are offensive
Boohoo@@Fantasyylovrr So what? And?!!
You wanne cookie now?
ANIME IS NOT CARTOON -_-
"E" means literally cartoon or drawing, in Japanese. Anim+e ; animated drawing which equals cartoon.
Its a Japanese word that means Cartoon in English😅.
You're watching cartoons my man💩
Stop being a pedant, bro
His voice hurts my ears
*_Learn french? How horrible..._*
Ta langue provient du Français, alors tu parles Français sans le savoir :)
@@Diegomax22 *_I don't know what you're saying._*
@@Diegomax22 L'anglais ne provient pas du français.
Learning any language is a gift.
@@sarahdouag7931 *_Not every language._*
I lived in Beirut. Wrong! The majority of Lebanese people don't speak French!
70 percent of lebanon speaks french
@@that_lebanese4747 no that was during the French occupation. The few older generation learned in school. No more Lebanese people have interest in learning French. I speak French. Hardly anyone could converse with me in French !
@@TheConservativeHippie no currently 70 percent of lebanon speaks French I never saw in my life a person that dosent speak French and I live in a village
@@TheConservativeHippie and all schools in Lebanon teach French
@@TheConservativeHippie and we were never under French occupation we were under French mandate occupation is bad thing mandate is a good thing sometimes
This is cringe just go into your emojis😐
#French #Ruins #Countries ...#Economies...
How people finding this to be funny is beyond me
There is not a single funny word in those 4 minutes.
Thank you 🙏
Lame