The 100-dimensional political model

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  • čas přidán 1. 09. 2019
  • This is political theory's final form.
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  • @fireblazenotbulgaria3053
    @fireblazenotbulgaria3053 Před 3 lety +3768

    The queen of England is d ead

  • @nicf1555
    @nicf1555 Před 4 lety +7539

    this is like filthy frank if he'd picked up das kapital at age 15

    • @munkoman
      @munkoman Před 4 lety +28

      haha

    • @freeofkings
      @freeofkings Před 4 lety +549

      He has claimed multiple times to have never read a political science book. It would be more like If filthy frank had started looking at memes about communism and fascism at age 15.

    • @unniFI
      @unniFI Před 4 lety +55

      *age 9

    • @yellowcactustvz4929
      @yellowcactustvz4929 Před 4 lety +29

      And didn't become an emo singer

    • @TheCaptainjuicy
      @TheCaptainjuicy Před 4 lety +116

      Its as if filthy frank was thrown into a fusion chamber with every single strawman of every ideology

  • @notquiteatory971
    @notquiteatory971 Před 4 lety +5870

    I’m now an imperial anarchist.
    A global empire without a state

    • @caidenrandolph7257
      @caidenrandolph7257 Před 4 lety +362

      Anarcho monarchist

    • @hdixkowmskwm
      @hdixkowmskwm Před 4 lety +246

      anarcho imperialist gang rise up

    • @averongodoffire7344
      @averongodoffire7344 Před 4 lety +147

      Ya but like, fuck the group and it’s forced unity of statehood, but also unite, but not too much or else we may become a state

    • @ChiefFalque
      @ChiefFalque Před 4 lety +45

      Well, a true anarchist will lay the world at his feet to freely impose his will and wishes upon existence with no limitations.

    • @xKeeganxxx
      @xKeeganxxx Před 4 lety +36

      So, social media.

  • @garystack9537
    @garystack9537 Před 3 lety +2010

    If you say “anarcho-nihilism” 3 times in a mirror, a 14 year old edgelord will spontaneously appear

  • @tydaguy64
    @tydaguy64 Před 4 lety +5424

    This is revolutionary as it will be the first political spectrum that looks like a videogame character creation menu.

    • @wickerhazbrownsauce8564
      @wickerhazbrownsauce8564 Před 4 lety +39

      Underated comment.

    • @fullcrackalchemist
      @fullcrackalchemist Před 4 lety +175

      My political ideology is gonna feel like how my every setting to max character looks

    • @thedesertfox3932
      @thedesertfox3932 Před 4 lety +10

      @Fluffynator good question

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 Před 4 lety +13

      Well, if you think about it, all political spectrums are inherently the same concept.

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 Před 4 lety +1

      @Lavender Fillet Gaming is the future, lol triggered anti-gaming noob (joke)

  • @wizardrat8520
    @wizardrat8520 Před 4 lety +4595

    Imagine if a teacher showed this to their class to learn about politics

    • @iamnotinvolved1309
      @iamnotinvolved1309 Před 4 lety +366

      Honestly, they really should. Make people laugh and theyll remember better

    • @AliceDiableaux
      @AliceDiableaux Před 4 lety +214

      Dude, I'm fucking on it. I'm getting my degree in teaching history but I was planning to do a double degree to I can teach polisci anyways.

    • @dragonfangalexander
      @dragonfangalexander Před 4 lety +108

      I translated some of these to spanish and actually did in Political Philosophy at high school.
      Had quite a lot of fun.

    • @wizardrat8520
      @wizardrat8520 Před 4 lety +9

      Iskhandar thats fucking awesome

    • @taustyz5875
      @taustyz5875 Před 4 lety +5

      That would be me

  • @KR-976
    @KR-976 Před 4 lety +2496

    All my life I've only ever been placed on the Autism spectrum so this has been a very helpful video, thanks!

  • @deekay1306
    @deekay1306 Před 4 lety +704

    “The black man is the rock, and the transgender woman is a scissor”
    wait a damn minute.....

  • @Esoteric_5075ism
    @Esoteric_5075ism Před 4 lety +2664

    Jesus Christ, you could make an algorithm to randomly generate political movements out of this

    • @aformofmatter8913
      @aformofmatter8913 Před 4 lety +193

      This is a really good idea, & I think a random ideology generator should be my next project

    • @lordman5497
      @lordman5497 Před 4 lety +153

      You could make a religion out of this

    • @Andyatl2002
      @Andyatl2002 Před 4 lety +65

      Lordman, no please don’t, I don’t want a crusade

    • @njorlpinipini
      @njorlpinipini Před 4 lety +73

      spol I am now a Bolshevik Avant-Garde Transhumanist.

    • @smartsmellafartfella1922
      @smartsmellafartfella1922 Před 4 lety +32

      spol libertarian Afro-futurist is my new ideology.

  • @iammrbeat
    @iammrbeat Před 4 lety +2107

    I wish I knew about you before I made my political spectrum video.

    • @JREG
      @JREG  Před 4 lety +730

      I watched your video back when trying to figure out what fascism was lol

    • @sixela6
      @sixela6 Před 4 lety +110

      Comrade Jreg watched your video
      You should feel proud
      But dont try to put yourself above everyone else we're all still equal

    • @DevanK-rg3td
      @DevanK-rg3td Před 4 lety +6

      Heyyyy

    • @BUNG_DARREN
      @BUNG_DARREN Před 3 lety +3

      Mantap

    • @averongodoffire8098
      @averongodoffire8098 Před 3 lety +22

      Jreg
      As a neo-libertarian primitivist fascist with Canadian characteristics I approve this message

  • @dustmodebros
    @dustmodebros Před 3 lety +413

    the fact that i laughed when i saw the word anarcho-nazbol has finally made me realise how much jreg has broken me

  • @mchagnon7
    @mchagnon7 Před 3 lety +182

    You should add one more spectrum: The cryptographical spectrum, or the spectrum of how honest you are about your political beliefs.
    On the right would be literal political cartoons and the people who draw them, crazies that drive around with vehicles covered entirely with bumper stickers, overt racists, cult leaders, and populists.
    The left end of the spectrum would be Crypto-fascists (hence the name), the illuminati/NWO, Skynet, people in comas, small children and pets, inanimate objects, and of course Jreg.

  • @Legitpenguins99
    @Legitpenguins99 Před 4 lety +1394

    This is your magnum opus Jreg. You should feel very disappointed in yourself

    • @RemixedVoice
      @RemixedVoice Před 4 lety +75

      He has a new one airing every week

    • @dfwai7589
      @dfwai7589 Před 4 lety +8

      Hey I know that guy in your profile picture

    • @Legitpenguins99
      @Legitpenguins99 Před 4 lety +19

      @@dfwai7589 *ALL SHALL PRAISE GUN JESUS*

    • @seanfinch7856
      @seanfinch7856 Před 4 lety +3

      You misspelled proud there

    • @comradesoros2681
      @comradesoros2681 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Legitpenguins99 I love when Gun Jesus reviews the commie guns. Those are the best.

  • @BIGGS1
    @BIGGS1 Před 4 lety +1880

    I’m a far right pencilist. I want to take all of the pencils. This is the only issue I care about.

    • @Lezarddd
      @Lezarddd Před 4 lety +231

      Time to take this to the next level
      *PENCIL ACCELERATIONIST*

    • @kaktotak8267
      @kaktotak8267 Před 4 lety +67

      Yea, we need a final solution to the pencil problem.

    • @nataliagonzalez1698
      @nataliagonzalez1698 Před 4 lety +22

      Good thing i use pens

    • @raphaelflorenzi8494
      @raphaelflorenzi8494 Před 4 lety +18

      HB pencils with SHARP SHAVEN POINT master pencil type.

    • @Blockistium
      @Blockistium Před 4 lety +5

      Someone please make a version of AutoClipper where you click to make pencils instead

  • @Zyphent
    @Zyphent Před 4 lety +82

    35 minutes and I'm still reeling from "Sup homies, it's Garage"

  • @Oops-All-Ghosts
    @Oops-All-Ghosts Před 4 lety +94

    Re: esoteric fascism, there's also Savitri Devi, who was convinced Hitler was a avatar of Vishnu and reincarnation of Akhenaten.

    • @lorefox201
      @lorefox201 Před 4 lety +10

      And was correct, obviously.
      The problem is that Evola wasn't all that good, everyone forgets René Guenon.

    • @Oops-All-Ghosts
      @Oops-All-Ghosts Před 3 lety +11

      @Jasta 2 Having spent a fair amount of time researching Hitler, it's really difficult for me to take anyone who claims that he's a divine figure descended from Vishnu even a little bit seriously. Dude snorted mercury b/c he was insecure about his IBS.

    • @Oops-All-Ghosts
      @Oops-All-Ghosts Před 3 lety +8

      @Jasta 2 The difference is that Hitler was a real person who murdered hundreds of millions of people and who Devi was deifying in part as a propaganda tool, in a way that has had lasting consequences for the modern world, and Ganesh is a Hindu god.

    • @heroesinhoodies1210
      @heroesinhoodies1210 Před 6 měsíci

      Ooh, that explains all the Indian hitlerites

  • @shithappens6887
    @shithappens6887 Před 4 lety +2837

    I'm so far anarchist I don't even follow the law of gravity

    • @makyx4303
      @makyx4303 Před 4 lety +141

      I agree with you on that, but what are your opinions on the weak nuclear force

    • @olaffalo4686
      @olaffalo4686 Před 4 lety +58

      Ma boi just floating

    • @shlecko
      @shlecko Před 4 lety +27

      "screw gravity"

    • @sy-py
      @sy-py Před 4 lety +12

      Welcome to the Iron Republic, where sanity has flown the way of the Dodo and time has decided to potentially take an extended vacation. And that's on a good day!

    • @takeaswig4506
      @takeaswig4506 Před 4 lety +27

      @@makyx4303 fuck strong nuclear force nuclear force hierarchy is unneccesary and unjust weak nuclear force gang rise up

  • @loog8621
    @loog8621 Před 4 lety +1982

    “It’s like Rock Paper Scissors but the black guy is the rock and the trans person is the scissors”
    Jreg 2019

    • @fleefie
      @fleefie Před 4 lety +41

      d i c k s
      d i c k s
      d i c k s
      :)

    • @vultig
      @vultig Před 4 lety +91

      It's like Rock Paper Scissors but your penis is the rock and a Catholic has the scissors.

    • @areosmithwagon9890
      @areosmithwagon9890 Před 4 lety +56

      @@vultig I honestly can't tell which is better, the video or these fucking comments. I'm dying, and that's even without the anarcho-primitivists beating me up for seeing.

    • @alexanderwill2847
      @alexanderwill2847 Před 4 lety +20

      I was so busy thinking “he missed a great opportunity to say a lesbian was scissors” that it went over my head how edgy the actual joke was, jesus christ

    • @mryodak
      @mryodak Před 3 lety +8

      "Black guys beat trans girls"
      Jreg 2019

  • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
    @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 Před 4 lety +81

    Just a quick real life science note:
    The Amazon forest actually a pretty small percentage of oxygen. The vast majority of oxygen production comes from sea life

    • @KrishnaDasLessons
      @KrishnaDasLessons Před 3 lety +13

      slkjvlkfsvnls dfhgdght True, but the burning of the forest is releasing way too much carbon dioxide, and IT IS A RAINFOREST IT SHOULDN'T BE BURNING. Also, the main reason the Amazon is burning due to Bolsanaro not controlling farmers who are literally invading the forest on purpose.

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 Před 3 lety +8

      @@KrishnaDasLessons I never said that it was good or even ok that the amazon forest is burning, of course it's not.
      i just wanted to correct a common misconception and enrich people's lives with some trivia

    • @diablo.the.cheater
      @diablo.the.cheater Před 3 lety +3

      That bolsonaro guy, would make a good appetizer for when we eat the rich and powerful.

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 Před 3 lety

      @@diablo.the.cheater who's "bolsonaro"?

    • @Vikezor
      @Vikezor Před 2 lety +1

      @@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 my bolson your forehead lmaooooo

  • @helidoros
    @helidoros Před 3 lety +107

    The 98th "pencil" spectrum is totally valid: I used to be an devoted pencilist, however, as I grew older I realised that it's not the way to go. Now I can proudly say that I only own one mechanical pencil.

    • @Zaxophone32
      @Zaxophone32 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Mechanical pencils are just centrist pens

  • @floot1919
    @floot1919 Před 4 lety +1947

    I have black friends

    • @floot1919
      @floot1919 Před 4 lety +196

      I only commented that because I’m so early and couldn’t think of anything else

    • @lambbone8302
      @lambbone8302 Před 4 lety +102

      Make this the most liked comment

    • @ciarfah
      @ciarfah Před 4 lety +28

      Good job

    • @tNigel
      @tNigel Před 4 lety +192

      Congratulations, you're immune to accusations of racism

    • @ussyakaongus5715
      @ussyakaongus5715 Před 4 lety +91

      My condolences. :(

  • @thedoruk6324
    @thedoruk6324 Před 4 lety +1808

    A f*cking 35 minute long video?
    *Jreg are you OKAY?*

    • @Dovahkiine
      @Dovahkiine Před 4 lety +81

      I'm getting concerned for how much time he's spending making these videos.

    • @d0gbug
      @d0gbug Před 4 lety +36

      No. He’s not

    • @argon7479
      @argon7479 Před 4 lety +53

      I like the crazy long videos. His personality comes out more in longer videos

    • @jagothegamer5750
      @jagothegamer5750 Před 4 lety +34

      Excuse me, his name is garage.

    • @pygmalion8952
      @pygmalion8952 Před 4 lety +7

      Garage*

  • @blueivy3357
    @blueivy3357 Před 4 lety +78

    “I don’t think Boomers should get a say in anything, ever.” Don’t call us out like this, damn.

  • @askmeforadispenceronemoret3759

    I am going to script this and make a program that can precisly tell you exactly where you are

    • @__-wc5zn
      @__-wc5zn Před 4 lety +1

      Update?

    • @askmeforadispenceronemoret3759
      @askmeforadispenceronemoret3759 Před 4 lety +11

      @@__-wc5zn i have 300 lines of C code i forgot about it for 2 weeks and now i dont know what any of it does, well i will get back to work and maybe i will finish it

    • @joelbachmann10
      @joelbachmann10 Před 3 lety +4

      @@askmeforadispenceronemoret3759 update?

    • @klamky
      @klamky Před 3 lety +1

      update?

    • @lucasrh6910
      @lucasrh6910 Před 3 lety +1

      update

  • @thorinthepup6767
    @thorinthepup6767 Před 4 lety +617

    The reason the pronunciation of Jreg keeps changing is that it can only be truly spoken by an eldritch horror of the twelfth dimension. Every different pronunciation corresponds to one of the great Old One's tongues in our dimension.

  • @NavarroRefugee
    @NavarroRefugee Před 4 lety +845

    This is a very impressive 35 minute political shitpost.

    • @nicogarciakine
      @nicogarciakine Před 4 lety +19

      There you have another spectrum, the shitpost v the not-funny totally serious. Also the spectrum of Spectrumists v Dont-Label-Me

  • @AvianSavara
    @AvianSavara Před 3 lety +43

    101st is the reputation spectrum. It goes from most people being able to accurately describe your own ideology back to you.... to people mistaking you for "right" or "left".

  • @smiley_1000
    @smiley_1000 Před 4 lety +45

    As a 2b2t player, I indeed am a Minarchist, that is I want Anarchy in Minecraft

  • @TacoDude314
    @TacoDude314 Před 4 lety +2832

    Spectrum spectrum. How many spectrums do you have to place yourself on before someone understands your ideology?

  • @kaktotak8267
    @kaktotak8267 Před 4 lety +1091

    There's a way to perfectly describe every political ideology in existence using a dimensional model. Watch:
    Communists are at the top of the "communism" dimension, but not as high on the others.
    Anarcho-communists are at the top of the "anarcho-communism" dimension, but not as high on the others.
    Insurrectional anarcho-communists are at the top of the "insurrectional anarcho-communism" dimension, but not as high on the others.
    ...
    This way, I can give you the dimensional coordinates of a specific political ideology, and you'll know exactly what this ideology advocates.

    • @adsensiv
      @adsensiv Před 4 lety +96

      You just reinvented one-hot encoding

    • @Illegiblescream
      @Illegiblescream Před 4 lety +17

      do you want a fucking slap?

    • @firejuggler31
      @firejuggler31 Před 4 lety +7

      What if my ideology is so wacky that a name for it doesn’t exist?

    • @joelcoll4034
      @joelcoll4034 Před 4 lety +30

      @@firejuggler31 ideology number 826491649673720483619304275

    • @foreskinman2463
      @foreskinman2463 Před 4 lety +6

      I will rule the communism dimension

  • @wi11ieman
    @wi11ieman Před 4 lety +45

    This is, no joke, one of the greatest pieces of political commentary I've ever seen. Bro stop changing my life with your videos

  • @horstherbert35
    @horstherbert35 Před 4 lety +113

    American politics are essentially a Team Fortress 2 fanfiction:
    There's a blue team and a red team, fighting for no reason, and a whole lot of mediocre fanfiction writers (media) to try and make sense of it all

    • @masicbemester
      @masicbemester Před 3 lety +10

      Republican Spy in the base

    • @zyanego3170
      @zyanego3170 Před 3 lety +2

      Bist du Deutsch?

    • @horstherbert35
      @horstherbert35 Před 3 lety +2

      @@zyanego3170 Sag's nicht den anderen

    • @errorcringyname4044
      @errorcringyname4044 Před 3 lety +4

      Excuse me tf2 has an amazing story legit that is canon

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame Před 3 lety

      @@errorcringyname4044 I guess the equivalent there is the civil war.

  • @frocco7125
    @frocco7125 Před 4 lety +700

    Some of these KINDA make sense, so I honestly can't tell where irony begins and ends anymore.

  • @richardsmith1017
    @richardsmith1017 Před 4 lety +1026

    What is worse,
    being more sympathetic to centrists
    or being a centrist on the centrist sympathy axis?

  • @scythe2534
    @scythe2534 Před 3 lety +33

    11:21 “and what Darwinists would call natural selection” THIS SHIT HAD ME ROLLING

    • @scythe2534
      @scythe2534 Před 3 lety +1

      (figuratively, I mean come on it’s the internet you know it just got a chuckle at most)

    • @tankfarter
      @tankfarter Před rokem +1

      @@scythe2534 I laughed out loud

  • @Marcus-rs6fr
    @Marcus-rs6fr Před 3 lety +11

    Teacher: The politics test wont be that hard
    The politics test:

  • @yeoss
    @yeoss Před 4 lety +2331

    someone actually needs to make a website for this entire thing

    • @recoveryemail1046
      @recoveryemail1046 Před 4 lety +428

      a Dating one. ooooh

    • @yeoss
      @yeoss Před 4 lety +305

      @@recoveryemail1046 thanks, i hate it

    • @llyut9476
      @llyut9476 Před 4 lety +61

      Pass the link please.

    • @sna1466
      @sna1466 Před 4 lety +45

      Leaving a comment for when someone inevitably does.

    • @ticker0157
      @ticker0157 Před 4 lety +15

      One day we can hope

  • @cole8663
    @cole8663 Před 4 lety +505

    Build a bear but for ideologies

    • @stargarden2577
      @stargarden2577 Před 4 lety

      I can not thumb up. You already have 420 likes

    • @orinking8064
      @orinking8064 Před 4 lety +1

      @@stargarden2577 dont worry i ruined it for you

    • @Pining_for_the_fjords
      @Pining_for_the_fjords Před 4 lety

      I'm pro-polar bear but anti-environment. I love polar bears and want to hug them and ruffle the fur on their cute little heads, but I also want to destroy their environment by driving huge diesel 4x4s all over the arctic.

  • @brewski118sempire
    @brewski118sempire Před 4 lety +48

    Uh... this makes me wish there were more just "normal" educational videos. How quick he explains things and makes them understandable is great.

  • @stephen0793
    @stephen0793 Před 4 lety +60

    "The left can still be colonial"
    *The Dalai Lama has entered the chat*

  • @The420033
    @The420033 Před 4 lety +466

    I'm on the right end of ALL of these. My ideology depends on graphic presentation of the axis.

    • @grungee
      @grungee Před 4 lety +25

      Yeah, the weeb community is one of the best on the internet, unlike K-pop fans

    • @grungee
      @grungee Před 4 lety +3

      @@namesurname-1488 тсссс, не выдавай нас товарищ

    • @JREG
      @JREG  Před 4 lety +149

      This is what it truly means to be right wing

    • @biggidousthethird2672
      @biggidousthethird2672 Před 4 lety +2

      That would be the 101st axis

    • @Schlohmotion
      @Schlohmotion Před 4 lety +8

      @@JREG Congratulations on pulling off this video, while only including one meme-model.

  • @kajkaj2705
    @kajkaj2705 Před 4 lety +607

    M A T E R I A L C O N D I T I O N S

  • @johnathanhehehe
    @johnathanhehehe Před 3 lety +35

    "on this exact date (18/01/21)"
    Me: *looks and sees that today's the day*
    also Me: huh

  • @wetwatermelon6384
    @wetwatermelon6384 Před 3 lety +11

    honestly i'm not sure what's more sad, the fact that you made a 40 minute video about political axes, or the fact that i sat and watched all of it

  • @Jeff-ry6mm
    @Jeff-ry6mm Před 4 lety +541

    “It’s like rock paper scissors, but the black guy is rock and the trans woman is scissors”
    probably gonna be my end of school quote

    • @angelbarajas9180
      @angelbarajas9180 Před 4 lety +19

      It's best quote

    • @passtheyaoi
      @passtheyaoi Před 4 lety +8

      haha violence against trans women is really common

    • @ColtA13
      @ColtA13 Před 4 lety +2

      @@passtheyaoi based

    • @diablo.the.cheater
      @diablo.the.cheater Před 3 lety +1

      @@passtheyaoi A question, trans women are the body of man+mind of women or body of women+mind of man?

    • @limemaid2003
      @limemaid2003 Před 2 lety +6

      @@diablo.the.cheater male to.female so its the first in your case

  • @VIAl1
    @VIAl1 Před 4 lety +348

    This is a guide to loneliness. Thanks Jreg

  • @dionysianapollomarx
    @dionysianapollomarx Před 3 lety +13

    When you read Zizek, he's everywhere on the worldly-esoteric spectrum.

  • @obamatwo
    @obamatwo Před rokem +4

    Bruh is living in Canada where there is so much French and yet pronounces guillotine like “gill”

  • @CruentusMessor
    @CruentusMessor Před 4 lety +236

    I would like to inform you that the anime axis is in fact a circle. The more you watch anime the more disdain you will have for weebs. As an avid anime watcher I love nothing more than shaming weebs for watching anime.

    • @DJ-vg1pr
      @DJ-vg1pr Před 4 lety +16

      Excuse me, I don't watch anime and I couldn't have more disdain for weebs

    • @leotamer5
      @leotamer5 Před 4 lety +2

      @@DJ-vg1pr There is also more disdain for weebs.

    • @KatzRool
      @KatzRool Před 4 lety +14

      @@DJ-vg1pr You couldn't possibly know that until you become a weeb. Give it a shot, shitlord.

    • @kombuchas4684
      @kombuchas4684 Před 4 lety +5

      Hah! What a weeb.

    • @recursiveslacker7730
      @recursiveslacker7730 Před 4 lety +19

      Fucking weeb horseshoe theorists

  • @ArvoDes
    @ArvoDes Před 4 lety +916

    didnt include sex worker inclusive vs exclusive?
    Guess he doesnt have any kind of bias on that?
    Sounds pretty centrist to me...

    • @Iristhornz
      @Iristhornz Před 4 lety +62

      or maybe he's a pimp. Has no opinion about it because either side works, allow it means he can do it legally and start more aggressive advertising campaigns, but if its disallowed he can weed out competition by keeping himself effectively hidden while the less cautious get caught and shut down =o?

    • @Jeryme1
      @Jeryme1 Před 4 lety +6

      Sex work is bad. Sex meant for couples who love each other, not for money.

    • @arentyoumaria3027
      @arentyoumaria3027 Před 4 lety +17

      @@Jeryme1 Ok Swerf

    • @nicktaylor1902
      @nicktaylor1902 Před 4 lety +8

      @@Jeryme1 cultural regressive economic conservative?

    • @europa_bambaataa
      @europa_bambaataa Před 4 lety +6

      the pencil segment was a secret message - it was actually about sex workers.

  • @Ponera-Sama
    @Ponera-Sama Před rokem +10

    Welp. We're one year, seven months and three weeks late, but your queen finally did the only thing she's really good for

  • @william_bp
    @william_bp Před 4 lety +31

    “That’s why Tucker Carlson wants to desperately eat out Tulsi Gabbard” 14:33 best line lmao

  • @lazergurka-smerlin6561
    @lazergurka-smerlin6561 Před 4 lety +407

    11:42 "As a liberal minded centrist."
    Ladies and gentleman, we got him

  • @averageteaenjoyer752
    @averageteaenjoyer752 Před 4 lety +588

    I have not yet seen the video but I am already offended.

  • @KilgoreTroutAsf
    @KilgoreTroutAsf Před 2 lety +8

    Finally, a model that captures the incredible nuance of my internet formed political opinions

  • @redjirachi1
    @redjirachi1 Před 4 lety +5

    The 101st spectrum is how much of a meme the ideology is. Centrism is at the low end and Anti-Centrism is at the high end

  • @instantregret7858
    @instantregret7858 Před 4 lety +1932

    How the hell do you keep constantly pumping out all these quality + quantity content so fast?

    • @JREG
      @JREG  Před 4 lety +598

      Hardworkdeterminationcocaine

    • @not_relevant
      @not_relevant Před 4 lety +135

      @@JREG But mostly just cocaine

    • @lambbone8302
      @lambbone8302 Před 4 lety +148

      He’s on the far right of the effort axis

    • @Delusia
      @Delusia Před 4 lety +15

      cocaine, probably

    • @parker20125
      @parker20125 Před 4 lety +12

      Adderall and coke.

  • @soyasuki4531
    @soyasuki4531 Před 4 lety +388

    13:50 The anime-axis is a horse-shoe. The people who like anime the most hate weebs the most.

    • @BornToBeWired
      @BornToBeWired Před 4 lety +51

      Most weebs: man I hate weebs

    • @Ledabot
      @Ledabot Před 4 lety +8

      Nah. Watch gigguks video on the lifetime of an anime fan to get a 101 on this really.

    • @nitrogenbubbles4555
      @nitrogenbubbles4555 Před 4 lety

      @@charaleet6494 horseshoe would mean those who hate anime and those who love anime both would hate weebs...

    • @nitrogenbubbles4555
      @nitrogenbubbles4555 Před 4 lety

      @@charaleet6494 🤷‍♀️

    • @respublica4373
      @respublica4373 Před 3 lety +1

      People who like Anime need to be killed.

  • @jotacanon
    @jotacanon Před 4 lety +69

    Gonna build my character m8s
    1.- Equality-Market : 70
    2.- Progress-Tradition: 25
    3.- Security-Freedom: 30
    4.- Time: 50 (Now)
    5.- Tame-Wacky: 70
    6.- Cultural Acceleration: 65
    7.- Tecno Acceleration: 90
    8.- Economic Acceleration: 50
    9.- Esoteric-Wordly: 35
    10.- Matriarchal-Patriarchal: 40
    11.- Gay: 40
    12.- Racially Inclusive: 5 (Race as a concept barely exist in humans)
    13.- Bi:10
    14.- Age: 65
    15.- Trans: 30
    16.- Disabled: 30
    17.- Queer: 50
    18.- Exclusive: 10
    19.- Extreme: 60
    20.- Violence: 20
    23.- Morale: 5
    24.- Collectivism: 50
    25.- Alernative: 100
    26.- Weebism: 100
    27.- Military: 30
    28.- Foreign Intervention: 45
    29.- Billionaries Taxes: 20 (enough to live)
    30.- Parental Advantage: 60
    31.- Wealth Control: 30 (State)
    32.- Regret: 100
    33.- Eco: 85
    34.- Racial EU: 50
    35.- Economic EU: 90
    36.- Abled EU: 90
    37.- IQ EU: 60
    38.- Ideology EU: 20
    39.- EU EU: 30
    40.- Euthanasia: 50
    41.- Natalism: 10
    42.- IQ: 50
    43.- Sad: 55
    44.- Anxious: 30
    45.- Tecnothreat: 80
    46.- Dimensions: 70
    47.- Possible: 60
    48.- Soviet Union: 50
    49.- Try: 60
    50.- Will to live: 0
    51.- :50
    52.- Community: 45
    53.- Dystopia-Utopia: 45
    54.- Doomer-Bloomer: 30
    55.- Sexual Ideology:85
    56.- Friend: 65
    57.- WHY: 75
    58.- Intoxicant: 45
    59.- Absurd: 60
    60.- Theory: 75
    61.- Practice: 75
    62.- Enablers: 99
    63.- Political Incorrect: 85
    64.- FriendsHave: 50
    65.- Leave: 60
    66.- Memespreading: 75
    67.- Gamer: 90
    68.- Globalist: 90
    69.- Fuck: 75
    70.- Religion: 10
    71.- Colonial: 50
    72.- Infighting: 30
    73.- War: 30
    74.- Dank: 95
    75.- Boomers: 10
    76.- Monarchy: 5
    77.- Face: 50
    78.- WishyWashy: 50
    79.- Punitive: 75
    80.- Climate: 60
    81.- CentristSym:80
    82.- Tolerance: 40
    83.- Constructivist: 45
    84.- ClassGenocide: 60
    85.- Ethnic Genocide
    86.- Ironic: 40
    87.- Reactionary 70
    88.- KindReaction 60
    89.- Practical: 80
    90.- Evil
    91.- Chaotic
    92.- Palestine
    93.- Editiong: 0
    94.- Talk: 50
    95.- MC vs F: 50
    96.- Revolutionary: 65
    97.- Penis: 50
    98.- Pencil 2 - Multicultural 90
    99.- Federal: 85
    100.- Democracy: 60

    • @Joe-bj4wm
      @Joe-bj4wm Před 3 lety +7

      Based

    • @masicbemester
      @masicbemester Před 3 lety +3

      @@Joe-bj4wm I agree, too much centrism for a comment in a Jreg video

    • @Dorf274
      @Dorf274 Před 3 lety +7

      Why isn't every number either 0 or 100? You some kind of centrist?

    • @deusvult9439
      @deusvult9439 Před 3 lety +2

      Go to centrist jail

  • @hrishantaswani8055
    @hrishantaswani8055 Před 3 lety +10

    There should be another spectrum called the coin toss spectrum where you compare how likely members of each idealogy are to get heads or tails when they toss a coin.
    You're welcome

  • @ultimateo621
    @ultimateo621 Před 4 lety +165

    Finally someone acknowledges Mine-archysm

  • @tokiotou
    @tokiotou Před 4 lety +873

    "I don't think boomers should have a say in anything, EVER"
    i like this man

  • @bartsola8349
    @bartsola8349 Před 3 lety

    Tbh, this video is always nice to come back and listen to. Thanks for making it, Jeorge

  • @tinanotaro8763
    @tinanotaro8763 Před 2 lety +1

    I totally love this! I recently found your channel. Very cool stuff, thank you for everything you do! Love from Atlantic City ✌️✨

  • @Squaredasher
    @Squaredasher Před 4 lety +512

    If these axes have 3 positions each (one extreme, the other, or neutral), then there are about 5 *10^47 possible ideologies on this map. The observable universe has 10^21 planets, which, assuming they are somewhat similar in size to earth, will have a carrying capacity of just over 10^10 people. The heat death of the universe would happen later than any other model of the end of the universe, in as much as 10^14 years from now. Thus meaning there will be more ideologies on the 100D political compass than readings of a daily newsfeed by any past, present, or future human. Jreg, you have created a model vast enough for us to use until the end of time.

    • @LO-qs3sp
      @LO-qs3sp Před 4 lety +48

      Mr.Ironic Vlogs and these axes can have more than 3 positions, almost infinite positions depending on the exact degree to which you support every issue

    • @henryburby6077
      @henryburby6077 Před 4 lety +7

      70 likes, had to thumbs down.

    • @darrynmurphy4764
      @darrynmurphy4764 Před 4 lety +17

      It's mankind's destiny to try each and every one of these ideologies

    • @loog8621
      @loog8621 Před 4 lety +5

      Darryn Murphy then humanity will remain till the end of time

  • @pezpeculiar9557
    @pezpeculiar9557 Před 4 lety +223

    We need to trick Jreg into taking a political ideology quiz

    • @Malkether
      @Malkether Před 4 lety +21

      Alright nobody tell him tho

    • @HypotheticalBees
      @HypotheticalBees Před 4 lety +27

      pezpeculiar the results would be incomprehensible

    • @powerofthec5908
      @powerofthec5908 Před 4 lety +2

      I think itll be somewhere on the left

    • @hanz2904
      @hanz2904 Před 4 lety

      @@powerofthec5908 I honestly can't tell he doesn't give of many clues

    • @powerofthec5908
      @powerofthec5908 Před 4 lety +1

      @@hanz2904 ancom is usually the straight man in his sketches, the down to earth guy.

  • @youranxietywilliams5593
    @youranxietywilliams5593 Před 3 lety +1

    I didn't know I needed this
    Thank you

  • @glidestar1453
    @glidestar1453 Před 3 lety +1

    Every second that goes by makes me wanna give you a good hug. I want to be your friend

  • @nicoruppert4207
    @nicoruppert4207 Před 4 lety +145

    You forgot the Aesthetics-Axis, smh *shaking my head*

  • @gysv9934
    @gysv9934 Před 4 lety +570

    you forgot anti-work to pro-work spectrum: do they hate the concept of needing to work to survive (they can support work to get luxuries) or do they endorse govt-enforced work and would enjoy working 12 hrs a day?

    • @kaydenl6836
      @kaydenl6836 Před 4 lety +25

      Basically: “how much do you like necessity automation?”

    • @smokey3504
      @smokey3504 Před 4 lety +29

      Isn't that just economic left/right with extra steps?

    • @vffgddhbvv5047
      @vffgddhbvv5047 Před 4 lety +24

      @@smokey3504 without extra steps

    • @abababababa8
      @abababababa8 Před 3 lety +11

      In the future, federated farm communes
      and prepper communities will accept some transhuman tech and automation/robots, but not enough to fully eliminate the need for "A Good Days Work." The worship of Work being, of course, the basis of the future religious philosophy.

    • @williamchamberlain2263
      @williamchamberlain2263 Před 3 lety +13

      That's two spectra isn't it; work-requirement on one, work-requirement on another. Anarcho-effort-funnism = everybody has to work really hard at what they enjoy all day, every day, but only because they want to.

  • @stephen0793
    @stephen0793 Před 4 lety +12

    "I myself am a proud ageist because I don't think boomers should have a say in anything" Can I get an amen amirite?

  • @nert-13
    @nert-13 Před 3 lety +23

    Jreg: Someone should make a political compass test that has more dimensions than the universe.
    Everyone who is a Centrist in every category: Finally, an axis measuring how boring my opinions are

  • @jonasboel2473
    @jonasboel2473 Před 4 lety +711

    esoteric communism, we must share everything, even ghosts.

    • @ottovonbismarck4497
      @ottovonbismarck4497 Před 3 lety +45

      State mandated ghosts

    • @deepstariaenigmatica2601
      @deepstariaenigmatica2601 Před 3 lety +17

      @@ottovonbismarck4497 people already have waifus, we're already commies

    • @giantotter319
      @giantotter319 Před 3 lety

      @@ottovonbismarck4497 YES

    • @kisawisa1769
      @kisawisa1769 Před 3 lety +1

      nono
      that would be mor liek
      "sharing is the holiest effort to establish a state of divinity only elsewhere found in the realm of spirits and gods who have true equality of culture, and true ideological stability"

  • @benchappell115
    @benchappell115 Před 4 lety +130

    The camera changing focus would distract me for any other content, but it really added a lot to this vide.

    • @billmore6486
      @billmore6486 Před 4 lety +2

      I thought it was a special effect he added in to show he is slowy losinh himself

    • @andrewbellahcene2267
      @andrewbellahcene2267 Před 4 lety +1

      Vide means "void" in French.
      Was it a typo, or poetry. The world may never know.

  • @bekkayya
    @bekkayya Před 3 lety +3

    i love how this is unironically a really good starting place to understand the spectrums and fringes.

  • @The_Bird_Bird_Harder
    @The_Bird_Bird_Harder Před 3 lety +3

    My god. I finally understand Jreg. I have been enlightened.

  • @TheStupidestBitch
    @TheStupidestBitch Před 4 lety +666

    Wow, Ted Cruz's son really knows a lot about politickin'.

    • @jacobthecool3000
      @jacobthecool3000 Před 4 lety +11

      You mean the Zodiac killer's son?

    • @michealscarn1324
      @michealscarn1324 Před 4 lety +3

      TheYolocast No, it’s Kevin Malone’s son.

    • @blew1t
      @blew1t Před 4 lety +6

      @Warspite My daughter would love this.

  • @BobBob-wb2ld
    @BobBob-wb2ld Před 4 lety +64

    Jreg just learned about dialectics and went off.

  • @dannyschiffer
    @dannyschiffer Před 3 lety

    OKAY BUT I ACTUALLY LOVE YOU AND THIS IS SO SO COOL

  • @williamprior7831
    @williamprior7831 Před 4 lety +73

    "since then people have kind of realized that capitalism just kinda keeps chugging along "
    This but unironically

    • @josephb.4640
      @josephb.4640 Před 3 lety

      Capitalism relies on human nature, and since human nature is always present, it sustains itself constantly as opposed to having to be artificially stimulated by the state.

    • @fishergreer36
      @fishergreer36 Před 2 lety +2

      It works but not well

    • @TheSwedishHistorian
      @TheSwedishHistorian Před rokem

      yep, capitalism relies on power not being overly concentrated

  • @Statusinator
    @Statusinator Před 4 lety +112

    The tame/wacky spectrum is the only single-axis model that makes sense.

  • @mike.6092
    @mike.6092 Před 4 lety +584

    But Where's the "how do you pronounce the "J" in "Jreg"" spectrum

    • @milesbrown2261
      @milesbrown2261 Před 4 lety +28

      I’m on the “Jah” end

    • @Pepper_Meadow
      @Pepper_Meadow Před 4 lety +14

      J as in jam. Reg as in regular. But don't say it separately, run them together. Jreg.

    • @nick-bot4554
      @nick-bot4554 Před 4 lety +10

      I'm on the "Jay" side of the spectrum.

    • @takod323
      @takod323 Před 4 lety +14

      Jewreg

    • @babblgamgummi6029
      @babblgamgummi6029 Před 4 lety +7

      I pronounce every letter individually, but in german.

  • @masterbonzala
    @masterbonzala Před 4 lety

    Great video!

  • @awetyoghurt6305
    @awetyoghurt6305 Před 3 lety +4

    "cybernetic sex slime transcendence" is probably the best thing ive ever read

  • @stripedhyenuh
    @stripedhyenuh Před 4 lety +181

    When I watch jreg videos in a private window the suggested bar is suddenly chock full of both leftist and alt-light videos
    Working as intended

    • @lorefox201
      @lorefox201 Před 4 lety +11

      You GET alt-right videos? I thought they were all shadowbanned the algorythm only gives me shills

    • @mavymagdowney9798
      @mavymagdowney9798 Před 4 lety +12

      still waiting on the alt-dark videos that want hell on earth and the end of electricity (that's what I assume dark political ideology would look like??)

    • @aquanecromancer5776
      @aquanecromancer5776 Před 3 lety +4

      @@mavymagdowney9798 Do you know what alt-light means?

    • @mavymagdowney9798
      @mavymagdowney9798 Před 3 lety +2

      @@aquanecromancer5776 not at all haha. thought it was a misspelling of alt-right, simply.

    • @kimmybrandt
      @kimmybrandt Před 3 lety +4

      Heck even lots of alt-light people have been banned and shadow banned to oblivion

  • @burntnikesock212
    @burntnikesock212 Před 4 lety +149

    The video is so long JREG got married and raised 4 beautiful kids in the time it took to make. Congrats, Garage. 🎉👏🏻❤️👍🏻😉

    • @MilesHacker
      @MilesHacker Před 4 lety +4

      thats a good point, Burnt Nike Sock

    • @Colddirector
      @Colddirector Před 4 lety +3

      Burnt Nike Sock This video is so long, the republicans finally accepted climate change in the time it took to make.
      Hahahahaha we’re all going to die 🤪

  • @carvered7291
    @carvered7291 Před 3 lety +2

    I just started college and I was planning on keeping quiet abt my political options with new ppl especially during this hypersensitive political time. Still politics were brought up. Jreg’s guidance saved me and I started messing with them about my political views. Currently I am an monarcho communist, but I used to be a anarcho monarchist.

  • @martinalden4381
    @martinalden4381 Před 4 lety +4

    14:40 absolute legend

  • @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot

    So will we get a 100values test now?
    Also, are you ok bud? I think I might live in the same town as you. You need to someone to talk to?

  • @MrHatoi
    @MrHatoi Před 4 lety +206

    _As you can see, each political ideology can be uniquely represented with a value in 100-dimensional vector space_

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr Před rokem +11

      Now if we were to take a Hamiltonian of the political spectrum.......

    • @TheWandererOfDreams
      @TheWandererOfDreams Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@@crimsonstrykrmhmm. Yes. It's all coming together.

  • @TeaDrinkingColonist
    @TeaDrinkingColonist Před 3 lety +4

    The date is getting closer, let us see if he was right.

  • @the_lograf
    @the_lograf Před 3 lety +3

    6 days before the queen dies

  • @phantomtearsca
    @phantomtearsca Před 4 lety +285

    11:35 "I myself am a proud ageist because I don't think boomers should have a say in anything, ever"
    this but unironically

    • @comradesoros2681
      @comradesoros2681 Před 4 lety +12

      Cut boomer FICA and pay off national debt. Two birds, one stone.

    • @OatmealTheCrazy
      @OatmealTheCrazy Před 4 lety +3

      @Apple Tek Support everyone then also has an equal say though, unless they have weapons, then they have more of a say.

    • @notfitforhumanconsumption2507
      @notfitforhumanconsumption2507 Před 4 lety +3

      repent, zoomer

    • @ghirahimlefabuleux8984
      @ghirahimlefabuleux8984 Před 4 lety +2

      @Apple Tek Support Until that charismatic guy comes along and manipulate your community into changing subtle things to better suit his own needs, which kickstart a tendance that will turn your anarchic government into a regular one after a few generations if not less.

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 Před 4 lety

      Marc Orellana people should only gave a say in things that effect them.

  • @theMOCmaster
    @theMOCmaster Před 4 lety +129

    Not only is he possessed by the spirits of 4 different extremists, but he is visited at night and indoctrinated by the ghost of Marx! :O

    • @scusachannel1682
      @scusachannel1682 Před 4 lety +6

      Which one, Groucho or Chico?

    • @seanocd
      @seanocd Před 4 lety +6

      @@scusachannel1682
      Not "Marx" - "Marks". Plural.
      Hamill and Wahlberg have been using astral projection to educate Jewedge on Dialectical Materialism.

  • @sorix224
    @sorix224 Před 4 lety +5

    I never knew it was possible for someone to create and explain political memes in such an intellectual and clearly competent and educated manner.

  • @xenithsanguine
    @xenithsanguine Před 3 lety +2

    This right here, is an absolute work of art in so many ways. I am almost afraid to ask if there is a quiz one can take to find their alignment.

    • @xenithsanguine
      @xenithsanguine Před 3 lety +1

      Oh, I forgot to ask. Are you ok? No like seriously, are you ok? Do you need someone to talk to?

  • @KarlssonF
    @KarlssonF Před 4 lety +323

    since we have about 2^33 people, with the 100 dimensional model, we can have 2^100 extreme ideologies! that means that every person can have 2^67 unique ideologies! great!

    • @nikolafeschiev3399
      @nikolafeschiev3399 Před 4 lety +30

      We need to keep reserve for the future extremists

    • @ferencgazdag1406
      @ferencgazdag1406 Před 4 lety +26

      Um... all axes have an infinite amount of possible values, so we have (infinity)^100 different possible ideologies, but only a finite amount of people in every space-time state. We are alright.

    • @acamon
      @acamon Před 4 lety +26

      @@ferencgazdag1406 Only if we condone filthy centrists!

    • @localegoist4079
      @localegoist4079 Před 3 lety

      good

    • @redpepper74
      @redpepper74 Před 2 lety +1

      @someone who doesnt make videos ok but base 6 is better.

  • @camerondavies1233
    @camerondavies1233 Před 4 lety +300

    can't wait till the political test
    I can't decide weather we should go with the 100d political model or the 200 values test

  • @noraneko4848
    @noraneko4848 Před rokem

    Yo jREG this the 3rd time I marathon your content and I don't know who, what, where nor when I am

  • @joybgg
    @joybgg Před 7 měsíci

    Awesome! This is my favorite personality test! I have so much personality I will show this to all my friends now!