Explaining Every Political Ideology (any%)

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  • čas přidán 21. 08. 2020
  • Whereas the % represents how completely I actually explain it
    Corrections-
    -I missed egoism and anarcho-communism
    -Flag at Monarcho-Communism is actually the flag for Minarcho-Communism
    Art and descriptions taken from the polcompball wiki: polcompball.fandom.com/
    Definitely check out the subreddit, it's pretty sick: / polcompball
    I spent too long on the ones at the beginning so I kinda skip near the end which is why I talk about MLs for like 3 seconds lol
    Thumbnail art: / political_compass_ideo...
    Thanks to ScholaRed and Dilemma for help with editing
    Music throughout from Akira The Don: • GREAT AND POWERFUL BEA...
    Music at the end from Liam: / @justmeinthehousebymyself
    Links to art used:
    / anarchist_family_photo
    / radical_georgism
    / distributism_doesnt_wa...
    / anprimcavepainting
    / transhumanist_sphere
    Thanks to Swallow for some additional notes.
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  • @tflp1950
    @tflp1950 Před 3 lety +7976

    Rewatching this over and over until i pick a cool ideology that i can mould my entire personality around

    • @cmonman7990
      @cmonman7990 Před 3 lety +261

      Try anarcho centrism

    • @abel.lisman
      @abel.lisman Před 3 lety +85

      Try reading more fanzines, books and searching. You can be forever looking for an ideology, and that´s ok.

    • @achannel3295
      @achannel3295 Před 3 lety +31

      @@cmonman7990 **CENTERISM**

    • @cmonman7990
      @cmonman7990 Před 3 lety +16

      @@achannel3295 im in the middle economically but south of the center

    • @liverdiseased
      @liverdiseased Před 3 lety +4

      @@cmonman7990 why

  • @snowball728
    @snowball728 Před 4 lety +5457

    Broke fascist: 300 years ago was great
    Woke anprim: 50000 years ago was great

    • @charlierose7153
      @charlierose7153 Před 4 lety +332

      Bespoke Anarcho-devolutionist: 2 million years ago was great

    • @cheez-itman2784
      @cheez-itman2784 Před 4 lety +49

      Weirdest part is that many wignats are ironically anprim but unironically hold many of the same beliefs

    • @dinodonut5776
      @dinodonut5776 Před 4 lety +107

      charlie rose Anarcho-primordialsoupist: 4 Billion years ago was great

    • @charlierose7153
      @charlierose7153 Před 4 lety +53

      @@dinodonut5776 my most powerful take yet:
      Third-Impact Evangelionism is just Accelerationist Anarcho-Primordialsoupism

    • @weston8400
      @weston8400 Před 4 lety +47

      Bespoke Primalist: *Grrrrrrrr gnar snar*; Translation: "Sapience and it's consequences has been a disaster for the human race."

  • @jacobbruckelmeyer3466
    @jacobbruckelmeyer3466 Před 3 lety +4998

    Oh so you're a politician? Then name every political ideology. 😏
    This guy:

  • @cobaltcrusader9841
    @cobaltcrusader9841 Před 3 lety +368

    Young people changing their ideologies like:

  • @cherryflavoured8116
    @cherryflavoured8116 Před 4 lety +3115

    "I didnt include unimportant ideologies"
    >skips anarcho-communism

    • @3kojimbles895
      @3kojimbles895 Před 4 lety +450

      is he wrong?

    • @silversmoke8398
      @silversmoke8398 Před 4 lety +119

      Exactly.

    • @Yet.Another.Rapper.KiG.V2
      @Yet.Another.Rapper.KiG.V2 Před 4 lety +89

      He did some pretty similar ones, libertarian socialism for example

    • @ccaffie1231
      @ccaffie1231 Před 3 lety +166

      @@Yet.Another.Rapper.KiG.V2 ew imagine comparing libertarianism to anarchy

    • @Yet.Another.Rapper.KiG.V2
      @Yet.Another.Rapper.KiG.V2 Před 3 lety +118

      @@ccaffie1231 All forms of anarchy are on the libertarian side of the Political Compass. "Libertarian" does not automatically refer to Right "libertarian," if that's what you think I meant.

  • @rinward172
    @rinward172 Před 4 lety +2180

    i can imagine a depressed polsci teacher putting on this when they don’t wanna do shit

    • @gabriellewankovsky2261
      @gabriellewankovsky2261 Před 3 lety +261

      This assumes that polsci teachers actually know how to think outside of a neo-liberal worldview.

    • @haerins
      @haerins Před 3 lety +21

      Gabrielle Wankovsky LOL true

    • @mvx2066
      @mvx2066 Před 3 lety +24

      As someone who’s wants to study polsci after school I hope this isn’t the case for me

    • @danielbowser2358
      @danielbowser2358 Před 3 lety +23

      @@mvx2066 get ready cause that’s how it is

    • @hatslapper6860
      @hatslapper6860 Před 3 lety +22

      @@gabriellewankovsky2261 lol i had a libertarian professor for poly sci

  • @howtoguidesandgameplay7435
    @howtoguidesandgameplay7435 Před 3 lety +1571

    Eco-Fascists: “If you touch the trees, I’ll break your knees!”

    • @D88111
      @D88111 Před 3 lety +79

      Based

    • @Matti-ie7vw
      @Matti-ie7vw Před 3 lety +133

      "i am the eco-fascist, i speak for the trees. you lay a hand on a leaf, i'll break your knees"

    • @bobbiecat8000
      @bobbiecat8000 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Matti-ie7vw ryhmes bro rhymes!!

    • @hetecks1385
      @hetecks1385 Před 3 lety +13

      @@Matti-ie7vw it's 2am and I made the most common lorax joke
      "I am the lorax, I speak for the trees, why are they speaking Vietnamese?"

    • @dustinalecxander8647
      @dustinalecxander8647 Před 3 lety +9

      Fuck around the forest I'll put you to rest

  • @burper-oe6tm
    @burper-oe6tm Před 3 lety +489

    So any word that I can think of will be a political ideology if I add “ism”, “narchy”, or “cracy”?

  • @mimikyuliker946
    @mimikyuliker946 Před 4 lety +2629

    If you backwards longjump through neoliberalism, you can actually skip to the ancap tower which has a glitchy room which you can knock a mcnuke in and and sequence break to the end screen that normally happens after you fight the 4 off compass fusion

    • @MajesticSkywhale
      @MajesticSkywhale Před 4 lety +14

      @@Steamed and we both know greg would only ever pay when it's on sale

    • @mimikyuliker946
      @mimikyuliker946 Před 4 lety +10

      Steamed I don’t know I tried this out on switch and it worked pretty well, only you went from neoliberalism to transhumanist primitivism, and you have to quantum leap into an ape

    • @Sal1981
      @Sal1981 Před 4 lety +7

      @@mimikyuliker946 The funny part is the often mistaken notion of the distance covered by a quantum leap.

    • @Miguel-bs6kh
      @Miguel-bs6kh Před 4 lety +13

      Yes, but since the horseshoe is an essential item during the fight against the 4d compass and you only unlock it during chapter 3 "auth unity", this strategy is unviable.

    • @mimikyuliker946
      @mimikyuliker946 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Miguel-bs6kh You appear right at the end screen though, the boss fight is entirely skipped

  • @sahilmishra2945
    @sahilmishra2945 Před 4 lety +1718

    Any% accelerationism until the planet collapses

    • @dxvt
      @dxvt Před 4 lety +23

      Fast france

    • @ohcaptainmycaptain3478
      @ohcaptainmycaptain3478 Před 4 lety +57

      Accelerationists are speedrunners confirmed.

    • @Adraria8
      @Adraria8 Před 4 lety +6

      World record being approached by humans at 12000 years from the beginning of civilization to collapse, will the evolved dolphins that replace them smash it?

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou Před 4 lety +4

      So who is gonna zerg rush the US and China disguised as each other's army?

    • @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
      @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 Před 4 lety +1

      Anarchoapophism: when we abolish the state to construct a form of atract the apophis meteor to earth

  • @D88111
    @D88111 Před 3 lety +379

    Eco-Fascists: Save the trees not refugees

    • @renhey9979
      @renhey9979 Před rokem +1

      Scotland!

    • @dragoncat3499
      @dragoncat3499 Před rokem +10

      Based

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir Před rokem +5

      I want an ethnostate where the only citizens are plants. Swamp Thing is peak performance.

  • @Fishysalmon02
    @Fishysalmon02 Před 3 lety +255

    "I am the senate"
    -Louie XIV

  • @BasicallySalad
    @BasicallySalad Před 4 lety +1907

    Timestamps:
    0:00 - Neoliberalism and other forms of C*ntrism
    1:28 - Technocracy
    1:38 - Progressivism
    2:05 - Libertarian Socialism
    2:20 - Anarchism
    2:50 - National-Anarchism
    3:26 - Anarcha-Feminism
    3:53 - Anarcho-Pacifism
    4:13 - Anarcho-Primitivism
    4:50 - Deep Ecology
    5:16 - Transhumanism
    5:35 - Posthumanism
    6:02 - Fascism
    7:22 - Theocracy (Includes Catholic, Islamic, Buddhist, Hindu, and Christian Theocracy)
    7:57 - Clerical Fascism
    8:40 - Constitutional Monarchism
    8:56 - Absolute Monarchism
    9:27 - Eco-Fascism
    9:52 - Esoteric Fascism
    10:36 - Homofascism
    11:25 - Integralism
    11:37 - National Socialism
    11:42 - Zionism
    11:47 - Conservatism
    12:18 - Eco-Conservatism
    12:31 - Authoritarian Capitalism
    13:01 - Pinochetism
    13:15 - Imperialism
    13:29 - Corporatocracy
    14:14 - Monarchism
    14:19 - National Capitalism
    14:37 - Neoconservatism
    15:22 - Paleoconservatism
    16:10 - Conservative Socialism
    16:41 - National Bolshevism
    16:57 - Distributism
    17:56 - Longism
    18:26 - Juche
    18:33 - Left Communism
    18:42 - Left Wing Nationalism
    19:00 - Marxism-Leninism
    19:10 - Monarcho-Socialism
    19:14 - National Syndicalism
    19:44 - Marxism
    20:07 - Paternalistic Conservatism
    20:19 - Posadism
    20:42 - Socialism
    21:03 - Strasserism
    21:18 - Democratic Socialism
    21:39 - Environmentalism
    21:52 - Market Socialism
    22:02 - Market Anarchism
    22:04 - Anarcho-Nihilism & Post-Left Anarchism
    23:15 - Georgism
    23:20 - Geolibertarianism
    23:27 - Mutualism
    24:12 - Religious Anarchism
    24:56 - Social Liberalism
    25:26 - Agorism
    25:36 - Anarcho-Capitalism
    25:51 - Anarcho-Monarchism
    26:27 - Green Libertarianism
    26:33 - Paleolibertarianism
    26:46 - Hoppeanism
    27:29 - Libertarianism
    27:37 - Minarchism
    27:46 - Pink Capitalism
    28:11 - Capitalism
    28:23 - Feudalism
    28:32 - Mercantilism
    28:42 - Accelerationism
    28:54 - Agrarianism
    29:03 - Primalism
    29:16 - Anti-Centrism

  • @NoName-ui1nb
    @NoName-ui1nb Před 4 lety +1193

    "I have covered every single important ideology"
    Ancom: *cries in the corner*

    • @legojedimasterplokoon2173
      @legojedimasterplokoon2173 Před 4 lety +75

      Is he wrong?

    • @sashavaleria4287
      @sashavaleria4287 Před 4 lety +124

      if you actually read the text behind him (or just know any type of basic political theory) it says the libertarian socialists are also called anarcho-communists.

    • @NoName-ui1nb
      @NoName-ui1nb Před 4 lety +22

      @@sashavaleria4287 I mean I have read political theory but not ancom theory so I dont know, it could be so, but arent libertarian socialists less extreme?

    • @cybersyngang6247
      @cybersyngang6247 Před 4 lety +42

      @@NoName-ui1nb "Libertarian socialism" was used as a dogwhistle for "anarchism" when France made it illegal to be an anarchist, so historically they're pretty much the same thing.

    • @sashavaleria4287
      @sashavaleria4287 Před 4 lety +14

      @@NoName-ui1nb ​ @maor rachmani Eh, not exactly? Remember how on a political compass there's two axis, authoritarian-libertarian and left-right? Libertarian socialism is most accuratly described as a broader umbrella term for anyone in the "green" quadrant, tho it's most commonly only really used for people closer to the edge and not near the center. For this reason it is often conflated with ancom, as ancom is a *specific type* of libertarian socialism. Over time the two terms havve come to be even more conflated in some circles, but after the ancaps in america co-opted the term "libertarian" for their silly little ancap shit it's gotten americans confused when talking about this type of stuff with non-americans[which is a whole other issue, i suggest the tittle "The Betrayal of the American Right" as a good read regarding it, tho here is the specific passage: "Other words, such as “liberal,” had been originally identified with laissez-faire libertarians, but had been captured by left-wing statists, forcing us in the 1940s to call ourselves rather feebly “true” or “classical” liberals. “Libertarians,” in contrast, had long been simply a polite word for left-wing anarchists, that is for anti-private property anarchists, either of the communist or syndicalist variety. But now we had taken it over."]
      TL;DR: well yes but actually no

  • @troublemonkey1_626
    @troublemonkey1_626 Před 3 lety +618

    Why does this man look like if yandere dev wasn't an awful person and fell off the edge

  • @andmcd1996
    @andmcd1996 Před 3 lety +214

    In a circular room of infinite corners.
    Sits an infinite number of people.
    Each person sits in a corner.
    Every cornered person Screams they they are right and everyone else is wrong.
    This continues forever.
    -Ideology

    • @leoterss
      @leoterss Před 3 lety +6

      notable outlier includes the USA, in which somebody would pull out a gun and shoot everyone

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 Před 3 lety +8

      the whole concept of ideology is kind stupid, like you have a list of opinions on 100000 different topics and I am suppose to sign under it agreeing with them all?

    • @leoterss
      @leoterss Před 3 lety +5

      @@Vitorruy1 this the way it works on this stupid earth

    • @shnglbot
      @shnglbot Před 2 lety +4

      Brilliant poem. I thought it was by a professional poet and looked it up to see who wrote it, but it's not to be found. I guess you wrote it. You have a gift!

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 Před 15 dny

      @@shnglbot This is a poem?

  • @AllGlassEmpty
    @AllGlassEmpty Před 4 lety +2379

    we did it boys. Politics is officially considered gaming.
    Which also probably explains why everyone is so violen-

  • @orvilleredenpiller338
    @orvilleredenpiller338 Před 4 lety +1010

    Has he found a way to get the Posaidist glitch consistently? That saves a little under a minute.

    • @DarksteelHeart
      @DarksteelHeart Před 4 lety +25

      Yeah he needs to go straight through Anarcho Posaidism it skips though a long grind through basic Posaidism

    • @entothechesnautknight1762
      @entothechesnautknight1762 Před 4 lety +17

      Not entirely, no one knows how to skip the whole thing consistently, but skipping to the Anarchist variant is consistant with a couple of well placed skips and glitching the vodka item out of the secret trotskyist boss fight.

    • @jo_nm9484
      @jo_nm9484 Před 3 lety +6

      He needs to use the big adjective and simplification abuse exploit

    • @genericalfishtycoon3853
      @genericalfishtycoon3853 Před 3 lety +2

      Taking a look at the codes, might take awhile. Will post updates.

    • @shaddykack
      @shaddykack Před 3 lety +1

      Darksteel Heart my brain immediately swapped Anarcho Posaidism with “Anor Londo” which worked splendidly 🤣

  • @Dirtyblue929
    @Dirtyblue929 Před 3 lety +186

    ironically i think this is the most unironic video he's done in a long time. like, that last bit is actually the most straightforward, understandable, and believable explanation of his opinion and political stance that I've seen in a while

  • @evandaignault
    @evandaignault Před 3 lety +164

    “Progressives want to change stuff and conservatives want the stuff to stay the same”
    This man is a genius

  • @crazycrazycrazyadam
    @crazycrazycrazyadam Před 4 lety +888

    The fact that the US isn't Longist vs. Distributist instead of Democrat vs. conservative is one of the biggest wastes of potential.

    • @GIGATHEBOT
      @GIGATHEBOT Před 4 lety +64

      kaiserreich is halfway there.

    • @oscarword775
      @oscarword775 Před 4 lety +89

      Both of those are "objectively" better, and would probably accomplish more. There would be less social bickering, though, which is weird.

    • @newman6434
      @newman6434 Před 4 lety +50

      Republicans in the gop arent conservatives. At least they arent real conservatives.

    • @Jacob-pu4zj
      @Jacob-pu4zj Před 4 lety +15

      @@newman6434 They conserve the revolution they created in 1865-1877.

    • @Oops-All-Ghosts
      @Oops-All-Ghosts Před 4 lety +24

      "Democrat vs. conservative"
      i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/480/271/851.png

  • @heeman1203
    @heeman1203 Před 4 lety +519

    When is JReg gaming gonna challenge this speed run?

  • @aidanwilcox5261
    @aidanwilcox5261 Před 3 lety +893

    Average political activism fan: 🤮
    Average terrorism enjoyer: 😎

    • @user-qx8vo8dz2w
      @user-qx8vo8dz2w Před 3 lety +50

      Based

    • @noahmiller4839
      @noahmiller4839 Před 3 lety +79

      terrorism is just a name for any form of political activism that actually works lol

    • @somebodylikesbacon1960
      @somebodylikesbacon1960 Před 3 lety +22

      Jreg fans: Why is Jreg being blamed for those attacks with Jreg's name in the manifesto?
      Also Jreg fans: this comment and reply chain

    • @hardkapitalizm1101
      @hardkapitalizm1101 Před 3 lety +5

      Average extremist fan

    • @silly_on_
      @silly_on_ Před 3 lety +5

      me irl

  • @Circurose
    @Circurose Před 2 lety +38

    "I won't get political after one drink" manifested as a person.

  • @SadeBeyazSos16
    @SadeBeyazSos16 Před 4 lety +563

    This will help mr a lot

    • @who4435
      @who4435 Před 4 lety +88

      I dont think that mr will benefit from this video

    • @jacksonporter6720
      @jacksonporter6720 Před 4 lety +57

      Great! I was worried mr was kinda of lost

    • @SadeBeyazSos16
      @SadeBeyazSos16 Před 4 lety +42

      Dont worry mr literally watched all of the video and now he is creating his own political party! İts AFP (American Fascist Party)

    • @drewtrussler7650
      @drewtrussler7650 Před 4 lety +9

      Yeah i think that mr will really like this video

    • @jansojele289
      @jansojele289 Před 4 lety +10

      Funny cuz my name's mr too

  • @ericbennett5354
    @ericbennett5354 Před 4 lety +440

    "Agorism is basically just when you want to buy guns off the black market and you turn that into a political ideology"
    Well, yeah

    • @sebastianjohansen2142
      @sebastianjohansen2142 Před 3 lety +17

      dude that sounds awesome can I join a club or something?

    • @jsgv0rt3x19
      @jsgv0rt3x19 Před 3 lety +6

      @@sebastianjohansen2142 just read Konkin

    • @leobastian_
      @leobastian_ Před 3 lety +3

      @@sebastianjohansen2142 you can Always Join the NRA

    • @Edge_Boye
      @Edge_Boye Před 2 lety +1

      Islamic agorism is the ruling ideology of Chechnya

  • @owenklein1917
    @owenklein1917 Před 2 lety +65

    “Monarcho-socialism is when Stalin puts on a crown”
    That made me laugh so hard irl lmao. Best definition of an ideology I’ve ever heard

  • @ASOUE
    @ASOUE Před 3 lety +144

    “I don’t understand [Anaracho-primitivism] a lot to be honest”
    JREG OPINION REVEAL?

    • @MP4_mafia
      @MP4_mafia Před 3 lety +9

      The idea is that you don't have to rely on the infrastructure and technology of modern political systems. You can't be homeless, starving, or stressed about your pointless office job if you abandon that system all together. Of course there would be some issues on a larger scale if there was no agriculture, and things like healthcare may be a problem if you don't want to die early. But on an individual scale it's quite appealing to some, and I can see some more moderate implementations of this belief being helpful on a larger scale. For example, guerilla gardening is a way to take back resources and allow the community to subsist without buying food at the grocery store.

    • @rubricscube_
      @rubricscube_ Před 3 lety +18

      @@MP4_mafia guerilla gardening is a term I will be sure to employ in future interactions

    • @MP4_mafia
      @MP4_mafia Před 3 lety +19

      @@rubricscube_ it's a thing though. It's like vandalism but with plants.

    • @rubricscube_
      @rubricscube_ Před 3 lety +7

      @@MP4_mafia it sounds fucking awesome

    • @Cibershadow2
      @Cibershadow2 Před 3 lety +18

      @@rubricscube_ Crime pays but Botany Doesn't is one of my favourite guerilla gardening channels. He's an angry bostonian talking shit about society while planting seeds.

  • @orvilleredenpiller338
    @orvilleredenpiller338 Před 4 lety +665

    Is he really not doing the “two cows” approach? Did the political philosophy speedrunning community ban it?

    • @deekay1306
      @deekay1306 Před 4 lety +108

      Orville Redenpiller two cows is a different category, cow%.

    • @YUcommie
      @YUcommie Před 4 lety +8

      Cows?

    • @waralpaca1432
      @waralpaca1432 Před 4 lety +81

      Venez Dude ancom: everyone shares the cows and gets milk equally
      True communism: the state owns the cows and distributes the milk “equally”
      Ancap: this is my cow that’s your cow we get our own milk. If yours dies so do you.
      Fascism: the state takes your cows and you get nothing

    • @alexanderwill2847
      @alexanderwill2847 Před 4 lety +43

      At this point, Twocowism is just another ideology. Probably a centrist one, too.

    • @maxwellsimon4538
      @maxwellsimon4538 Před 4 lety +40

      @@waralpaca1432 Fascism gives you cows if you're of their preferred culture/ethnicity

  • @archduke2277
    @archduke2277 Před 4 lety +625

    "I didn't include unimportant ideologies"
    >doesn't include my extremely niche and pointless offshoot of postleftism and capitalist individualism
    wow jreg, kinda acidic of you

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith Před 4 lety +21

      Anarcho-Catholic Nationalism

    • @shzarmai
      @shzarmai Před 4 lety +12

      Lol what about Anti-Theistic Modernist* Ultranationalism lol

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith Před 4 lety +3

      Make America Catholic Again!

    • @shzarmai
      @shzarmai Před 4 lety +2

      @Fox Der Große Thank you ;)

    • @shzarmai
      @shzarmai Před 4 lety +2

      @Fox Der Große But isn't your ideology just "Nationalistic absolute monarchism"?

  • @bionetik
    @bionetik Před 3 lety +45

    This is the Prequel to "I'm 16 and today I wanna become Political"

  • @solventize1503
    @solventize1503 Před 3 lety +73

    I think this is the first time he’s portrayed Transhumanism accurately...
    One step closer to those robot arms...

  • @moozdoomz7573
    @moozdoomz7573 Před 4 lety +223

    Why do a glitchless run when you could do an easy centrist skip and get a sub 15? Smh Jreg these are newbie strats.

    • @jaxweby4343
      @jaxweby4343 Před 4 lety +8

      I think the newbie strats are used to interest people in the run. If he wanted to, he could do all of that stuff alongside stopping rambling and possibly get a sub-12 run in that case (if he also spoke as fast as Eminem raps), but that’d probably dissuade too many people from taking any interest in the matter. It’d also infuriate the centrists (and maybe some of the boomers and infants), but it’s not like the rest of his content doesn’t do that anyways.

  • @lazonico9
    @lazonico9 Před 4 lety +320

    Uuuh actually you missed my personal political position, anarcho-peepeepoopooism

    • @EMAhubris
      @EMAhubris Před 4 lety +43

      Is that the produced economy one? The one where the currency is shit and cum?

    • @Jacob-pu4zj
      @Jacob-pu4zj Před 4 lety +11

      Longist Floorgangism

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 Před 3 lety +2

      @@EMAhubris Gonna cry?

    • @smokezonee
      @smokezonee Před 3 lety +9

      What about hahafunnywholesomebigchungusredditmomrnt100thanksfortgegoldkindstrangerrslasheooshism?

    • @turntechgodhead9395
      @turntechgodhead9395 Před 3 lety +3

      You believe the national anthem should be peepeepoopoo check right?

  • @thatonepersonyouknowtheone7781

    "feudalism, dead ideology"
    ancaps: *inconspicuous whistling*

  • @owenskipsey6630
    @owenskipsey6630 Před 3 lety +29

    Nobody:
    The guy that sits next to you at a party:

  • @georgekharati2882
    @georgekharati2882 Před 4 lety +113

    Anarcho-Solipsism: Nothing is real outside of my mind, especially the state.

    • @dominikweber4305
      @dominikweber4305 Před 3 lety +2

      This actually made me laugh

    • @joaogarcia6170
      @joaogarcia6170 Před 2 lety +3

      So solipsism is just matrixism ?

    • @Ewr42
      @Ewr42 Před 2 lety +2

      I like that
      gonna move to anywhere, like besides a waterfall in the middle of the woodlands and just argue with them about the ownership of the land
      "I own it! it's mine!
      -says who?
      the state.. it's in the law!
      -alright buddy, you keep your fairy tales away from me, you don't even live here "
      that's like anarcho-primitivism or straight up primitivism tho
      before we invented the state and other stuff.
      the only difference would be if you believe in nature, to which I just say that if you encounter a jaguar you'll believe in nature real fast

  • @rag7198
    @rag7198 Před 4 lety +274

    I guess my ideology is dead now because some internet funnyman said so in his official politics speedrun.

    • @cheez-itman2784
      @cheez-itman2784 Před 4 lety +39

      Which one, r u a feudalist?

    • @cheez-itman2784
      @cheez-itman2784 Před 4 lety +26

      @@ts-wo6pp I cant imagine making that a profile name but then again this is fucking political CZcams so yea

    • @caiawlodarski5339
      @caiawlodarski5339 Před 4 lety +3

      @@ts-wo6pp Was about to say that.

    • @noname-dp3gn
      @noname-dp3gn Před 4 lety +90

      As if a person with anime profile pic and a username that has lolicon in it would have any valid political ideologies

    • @UmbraHand
      @UmbraHand Před 4 lety +3

      @@noname-dp3gn I believe is Spagetitism and my profile pic has nothing that deters it from the truth, okay?

  • @dbtalahuonyommusic7067
    @dbtalahuonyommusic7067 Před 2 lety +13

    I used to unironically be an Anarcho-Primitivist when I was 10 or 11 years old. I didn’t call it that but me and my brother wanted to return to being hunter-gatherers, found a tribe, and live primitively. We thought it was the only way to save the planet (+ we were OBSESSED with primitive survival)
    Edit: we were full on primalists, not just anarcho-primitivists

  • @jerome3941
    @jerome3941 Před 3 lety +23

    anti centrism is just liberal intersectionality but based

  • @knova7597
    @knova7597 Před 4 lety +219

    Me: never watches a video to the end
    Jreg makes 30 minute video
    Also me: time to attend a 30 minute lecture

    • @rubricscube_
      @rubricscube_ Před 3 lety +5

      I thought 3 minutes had passed and saw the timer read 16

  • @MasterOfFudge
    @MasterOfFudge Před 4 lety +136

    You just gonna pretend you didn't say Huey "Long-Dong" Long?

  • @ThisGuy....
    @ThisGuy.... Před 3 lety +5

    these, together with the centricide, are my favorite types of videos, you talking about random ideologies is so entertaining, keep at it please.

  • @motionsuggests
    @motionsuggests Před 3 lety +22

    i have a feeling this is the kind of thing geeky high school kids will watch and feel cool talking about

  • @TheSurefireProject
    @TheSurefireProject Před 4 lety +49

    "I don't know why I said that; I can't take it back. I'm doing this in one take."
    lmfao

  • @TurtleMarcus
    @TurtleMarcus Před 4 lety +67

    >Actually lists Anarcho-Monarchism
    >"Those are all the important ones"
    You did good, shrek.
    This post was brought to you by the Anarcho-Monarchist Gang.

  • @icriedwatchingcentricide7686

    New paradox just dropped:
    Anti-Centrism in a world where the status quo is Anti-centrism.
    Solution???: The world is split into 4 quarters under different systems, forming an irl political compass. idk if that would work but it sound cool

  • @dianacaceres6614
    @dianacaceres6614 Před 3 lety

    I really loved your vibes in these video 💜

  • @eoghan.5003
    @eoghan.5003 Před 4 lety +346

    What about the "American normie" skip where there's the democrats and republicans and then you're done?

    • @Liam-vu7wo
      @Liam-vu7wo Před 4 lety +37

      Gay, communist, sjw or Racist, homophobic, 4chan dweller

    • @Web720
      @Web720 Před 3 lety +14

      @@Liam-vu7wo 4chan has LGBT boards and not all of 4chan is anti-sjw, might want to use something else. Maybe /pol/ or /b/.

    • @leoterss
      @leoterss Před 3 lety +3

      @@Web720 4chan's /pol/ board has become the lion's den for the alt-right pipeline

    • @Web720
      @Web720 Před 3 lety +7

      @@leoterss cool, but that's/pol/ and pol has always been edgy.

    • @AutistRapper
      @AutistRapper Před rokem +1

      ​@@Web720 wtf happened here

  • @mcernieschumacher1296
    @mcernieschumacher1296 Před 4 lety +118

    “Imagine not being a Chestertonian Distributist”
    Based

    • @cameronmyron5776
      @cameronmyron5776 Před 3 lety +2

      I mean, besides the religious influence and being kind of outdated technologically, it seems like a pretty good ideology. Gives everyone the bear minimum they need for survival (which is something many supporters of socialism would like), but everything else is a result of doing additional work for those luxuries (something capitalist would agree with).

  • @zenniththefolf4888
    @zenniththefolf4888 Před 2 lety +8

    One thing I've learned about politics is that it's extremely complex and confusing so I'm just gonna pick my favorite color.

  • @inakio-ski4486
    @inakio-ski4486 Před 3 lety

    nice speedrun man
    keep the good work!!!

  • @Galdenberry_Lamphuck
    @Galdenberry_Lamphuck Před 4 lety +45

    The only reason egoism resonates with me is because its flag uses my favorite colot. Teal is best color.

    • @EMAhubris
      @EMAhubris Před 4 lety +10

      Based

    • @Yet.Another.Rapper.KiG.V2
      @Yet.Another.Rapper.KiG.V2 Před 4 lety +3

      At first I was like "haha" and then I was like "wait..."

    • @Galdenberry_Lamphuck
      @Galdenberry_Lamphuck Před 4 lety +10

      @@aesop1451
      The perceived meaning of certain words is a spook. To surrender your thought to one meaning because it has been used in a certain way is to allow yourself to be haunted by that meaning. Based could for example merely mean the foundation for something, metaphorical or physical. It could also mean where one centers their activities, ie "based from home."
      Indeed their are words and phrases that previously had meanings that could be seen as negative to certain groups egos, such as "black list" or "rule of thumb" however these phrases have since surpassed this meaning.
      Granted both race and gender are also spooks

    • @skavanagh2778
      @skavanagh2778 Před 3 lety +4

      @@aesop1451 cope language gatekeeper

    • @skavanagh2778
      @skavanagh2778 Před 3 lety

      21st century politics in a nutshell

  • @andrewjohnson5307
    @andrewjohnson5307 Před 4 lety +23

    Oh boy time to window shop for an ideology and personality! Thanks for enabling me Jreg!

  • @radaloui9312
    @radaloui9312 Před 3 lety +12

    just remember that there are people who disliked a video of a guy reading definitions because (since it's politics) they somehow got offeded by the definition of their own ideologies...

  • @kala5882
    @kala5882 Před 4 lety +35

    Not even 2 minutes in and you've already explained Technocracy. I didn't know I was that basic.

    • @nobodyhere2803
      @nobodyhere2803 Před 2 lety +1

      smh if you aren't a monarcho-primitivist austro-geolibertarian eco-market socialist you're pretty much mainstream

  • @souviksingh7697
    @souviksingh7697 Před 4 lety +201

    Are the developers of this “political ideology” game going to react to this speedrun?

    • @hatster401
      @hatster401 Před 4 lety +7

      nah this ain't optimized, maybe if we got to a human doing a TAS run maybe, but the WR is nowhere close to that, as only a transhunanist could be that fast, obviously.

    • @ElTovarish
      @ElTovarish Před 4 lety +2

      They're all dead...

    • @hatster401
      @hatster401 Před 4 lety +5

      @@ElTovarish That's what you think

    • @DrewPicklesTheDark
      @DrewPicklesTheDark Před 3 lety +1

      @@ElTovarish Only some

    • @ElTovarish
      @ElTovarish Před 3 lety +1

      @@DrewPicklesTheDark Yeah, but the ones that are dead are the developers of the game, the ones that are alive are only working on mods, not in the actual game

  • @GibbonBonez
    @GibbonBonez Před 3 lety

    this is a good video. good work buddy

  • @n0ame1u1
    @n0ame1u1 Před 4 lety +56

    11:28 It really bothers me that Integralism ball has a sigma (sum) symbol on it, instead of an integral symbol.

    • @felipevasconcelos6736
      @felipevasconcelos6736 Před 3 lety +21

      I pointed it out at school before (I’m Brazilian), we concluded that integralists probably never learned calculus because they’re not very smart.

    • @138shreyshekhar2
      @138shreyshekhar2 Před 3 lety +8

      Well.... Not really a mistake. Sigma summation is just integration of discrete sets. And normal integral symbol usually integration of continuous sets. However, if you think about it humans are discrete sets, there is no 1.23.. human so it is quite appropriate to choose sigma symbol.

    • @n0ame1u1
      @n0ame1u1 Před 3 lety +2

      @@138shreyshekhar2 Right, but since it's just a pun on the name and actually has nothing to do with the mathematical concept, it's failing as a pun

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 Před 3 lety

      Brazilians be like: iTs NOt ActUalLy FaScisM

    • @Mondragora99
      @Mondragora99 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Vitorruy1 Brazilian here. It's same but different... but still same.

  • @0ld_Scratch
    @0ld_Scratch Před 4 lety +75

    We need Ultra Posthuman Eco Progressivism, a global industrial plant.

    • @TechnoFall42
      @TechnoFall42 Před 4 lety +5

      Sounds pretty based ngl

    • @Ditidos
      @Ditidos Před 4 lety +4

      Oh, I though you mean the "make genetically-improved and cybernetically enhanced humans and let them live in agrarian ancestral societies".

  • @user-yj7xo6qe3s
    @user-yj7xo6qe3s Před 4 lety +19

    I love your videos so much that I spend every lunch break and all my free time watching videos about wacky ideologies and politics, which I wasn't even interested about before I discovered your channel. Wow.
    Also thanks to you I leveled up my english with a shit ton of terminology, definitions and concepts. I love you Jeyrej!💕

  • @manicstatic370
    @manicstatic370 Před 3 lety

    Thank you for making my day

  • @boobookitty987
    @boobookitty987 Před 3 lety

    You are single handedly my favorite youtuber.

  • @BayaRae
    @BayaRae Před 4 lety +517

    "Wait, it's all autism?"
    "Always has been."

    • @virivren
      @virivren Před 4 lety +51

      Apolitical detected

    • @paulludwigewaldvonkleist4039
      @paulludwigewaldvonkleist4039 Před 4 lety +45

      begone apolitical bastard

    • @papermach2332
      @papermach2332 Před 3 lety +11

      @@paulludwigewaldvonkleist4039 well technically everything is political so there's no such thing as apolitical

    • @reedspun
      @reedspun Před 3 lety +30

      @@papermach2332 Sounds like horseshoe centrism, get em boys

    • @jeremybrown8654
      @jeremybrown8654 Před 3 lety +1

      Shut up you Apoli Simp apologist

  • @ebinboiz8914
    @ebinboiz8914 Před 4 lety +169

    My personal ideology is... get ready for it
    Esoteric National Minarcho-Monarchism with free healthcare and Mr.Bean characteristics

    • @GIGATHEBOT
      @GIGATHEBOT Před 4 lety +4

      minarcho transhumanism

    • @Mike-zd8wq
      @Mike-zd8wq Před 4 lety +11

      Does this mean there's a cult of personality for Teddy?

    • @paulludwigewaldvonkleist4039
      @paulludwigewaldvonkleist4039 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Mike-zd8wq yes

    • @mr.awesome7552
      @mr.awesome7552 Před 4 lety +2

      Isn’t national minarcho sort of redundant, as minarchists are often national and culture preserving though?
      Edit: Fuck I mixed minarchist and hoppean

    • @Tragick
      @Tragick Před 4 lety +1

      unironically the same

  • @vecvecvec
    @vecvecvec Před 3 lety +1

    bruh this is genuinely helpful

  • @C3H5N3O9
    @C3H5N3O9 Před 3 lety +20

    Everyone has a little bit of an anarcho-nihilist in them

  • @odran6038
    @odran6038 Před 4 lety +20

    25:00 the text literally says "social liberalism (not be confused with social libertarianism)"

  • @RanTaoSama
    @RanTaoSama Před 4 lety +4

    Thanks man. You're a great source for this, always an extremely stable person. 🙂

  • @jusnogood1715
    @jusnogood1715 Před 3 lety +1

    This is unironicly a really good video, I learnt a lot, even tho it is quite tongue and cheek

  • @Ganerrr
    @Ganerrr Před 2 lety +4

    Wow, anyone think that he seemed to be biased against _personal ideology_ ? Because _ideology_ actually _long description_

  • @solsil1313
    @solsil1313 Před 4 lety +22

    Jreg out here educating the people what a chad

  • @SamuraSan7204
    @SamuraSan7204 Před 4 lety +17

    There is a part of me that really wants you to make unironic political videos

  • @ericcrowley5499
    @ericcrowley5499 Před 3 lety +32

    Statist: you can't just privatize every aspect of the government.
    Ancap: hold my beer.

    • @opaxas3968
      @opaxas3968 Před 3 lety +2

      As an ancap, I can agree

    • @thehardliner9760
      @thehardliner9760 Před 3 lety

      That's less statist than social democratic or socialist or basically anything left of far right economic policies lol

  • @johndoh1000
    @johndoh1000 Před 5 měsíci

    This was extremely well done. Not the video quality, but the commentary *chef's kiss*

  • @habencon4082
    @habencon4082 Před 4 lety +24

    20:00 He says the word "focus" as the camera loses focus

  • @Marcus-nc6jk
    @Marcus-nc6jk Před 4 lety +146

    Dammit i’m second... only centrists arent first or last

  • @puddingninja
    @puddingninja Před 3 lety +13

    I had an English teacher who told me to challenge the status quo but I think it depended on which election year was the year you have to challenge the status quo

  • @NeverSaid-
    @NeverSaid- Před 2 lety

    A better model for standard politics only takes a few questions
    1. The in group of the movement
    2. The out group of the movement
    3. The placement of the believer (ingoup, outgroup, or observer)
    The ingroup/outgroup can be of any subject matter. Politics runs on abstraction.
    4. Repeat steps 1-3 for every subject matter you find relevant. These are your base ideologies.
    5. Combine the ideologies by weight of ((placement/ingroup + placement/outgroup) - placement/observer) by the count of each. This gives you a numerical score for the level of activist sophistication of your worldview.
    6. Combine structures and remove redundancy, by naming positions, in/out groups relevant to the material.
    7. Make notes of why you believe what you do for anecdote
    And then you have a manifesto of standard political caliber with a measure of self sophistication and personal relevance.

  • @deterritorialisatised_slot
    @deterritorialisatised_slot Před 4 lety +18

    Jreg seems unusually stable in this video, I am worried

  • @RyanTheMan000
    @RyanTheMan000 Před 4 lety +99

    Didn't even mention Irish Republicanism. tsk, tsk, tsk, got me steamin. Im disappointed Jreg.
    Cool vid tho

    • @ebinboiz8914
      @ebinboiz8914 Před 4 lety +26

      Lets warn Jr. Egg to not start his car tomorrow

    • @wildboyy8720
      @wildboyy8720 Před 4 lety +9

      Britain: Why do I hear boss music

    • @alexanderwill2847
      @alexanderwill2847 Před 4 lety +13

      Irish Nationalism: culturally left wing, right up until someone starts muttering “Ireland for the Irish” to themself.

    • @TheHorseOutside
      @TheHorseOutside Před 4 lety +5

      Alexander Will Irish Republicanism is definitely like leftcons by being economically left and culturally moderate right. Then again, parties like the Irish Freedom Party and Aontú might herald a new ideology appearing

    • @bongg_
      @bongg_ Před 4 lety +1

      Uh Democracy?

  • @purplepotatoes9255
    @purplepotatoes9255 Před 3 lety +2

    This dude is like a mapmaker. Distorts some bits of the political spectrum and described other parts perfectly

  • @MultiAsdag
    @MultiAsdag Před 3 lety

    Most impressive speed run on youtube. Me thinks this will stand for decades. Unbeatable!

  • @leo7beats59
    @leo7beats59 Před 4 lety +27

    Lol theres a fight going on between nacy pelosi and donald trump ads on this channel.

  • @MrChair2
    @MrChair2 Před 4 lety +25

    he do be lookin kinda orange doe

  • @actuallylegion3898
    @actuallylegion3898 Před 3 lety +1

    the best video ever i see

  • @will5459577
    @will5459577 Před 2 lety +21

    My friend: "I studied politics at uni for 3 years and I'm £35k in debt, you don't know about politics"
    Me:

  • @falpsdsqglthnsac
    @falpsdsqglthnsac Před 4 lety +3

    The routing in this is phenomenal. Love how you make use of the off-compass skip. However, there are many instances of time loss throughout the run which, through optimization, can be fixed. Would love to see some other people tackling this sorely-underplayed speedrunning category.

  • @vytautas4065
    @vytautas4065 Před 4 lety +107

    Jreg needs a girlfriend, because he took some pocaine

  • @cojocoolio
    @cojocoolio Před 3 lety +4

    Diet AnPrim: Return to pre-industrial revolution (return to horse)
    AnPrim: Return to pre-Agricultural revolution (return to monke)
    Extremist AnPrim: Return to ocean and abandon lungs (return to pre-invertebrate ancestor)

  • @businessgoose4883
    @businessgoose4883 Před 3 lety +1

    I don't usually like videos, but I will like this one.

  • @Thought_Criminal
    @Thought_Criminal Před 4 lety +58

    You could just say “an ideology” for all of these, and get a huge amount of time off.

  • @kairus8121
    @kairus8121 Před 4 lety +39

    Smh could’ve gotten 20 seconds faster if you used anarchist skip

    • @qlum
      @qlum Před 4 lety +2

      More like 20 minutes shorter if he did it correctly.

    • @blartversenwaldiii
      @blartversenwaldiii Před 2 lety

      anarchist skip isn't allowed anymore, he had to do ancom skip instead

  • @ZozoZaza_
    @ZozoZaza_ Před 11 měsíci +2

    This song in the end is epic

  • @OlmoVonHabsurg
    @OlmoVonHabsurg Před 3 lety

    thanks, bro.
    very useful

  • @benizok3621
    @benizok3621 Před 4 lety +9

    “I am the state” 🤮
    I am the senate” 😍

  • @jamiekeegan1285
    @jamiekeegan1285 Před 4 lety +44

    Why do all these political ideologies sound like a bad idea ?
    Except for narco primitivists.
    "Make da world apes again".

    • @yoelmaxance8760
      @yoelmaxance8760 Před 4 lety +12

      The industrial revolution and all of its consequences have been a disaster to the human race

    • @nuclearcatbaby1131
      @nuclearcatbaby1131 Před 4 lety +10

      Narco primitivists make people into apes using drugs.

    • @lol-kz6db
      @lol-kz6db Před 3 lety +2

      Reject modernerity embrace monke

  • @ncrveteranranger3559
    @ncrveteranranger3559 Před 3 lety +1

    It was a very unoptimized run, but his speed was impressive. I can't wait to see his times after learning the sequence breaks and other glitchs

  • @Lord_Drakostar
    @Lord_Drakostar Před 2 lety +1

    I knew I could count on you making a list of wacky political ideologies

  • @quedtion_marks_kirby_modding

    2:38 mother anarchy loving her sons 1919 colorised.