Conservatives, Socialists, Progressives and Libertarians || Centricide 3

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  • @itisakubrow6361
    @itisakubrow6361 Před 4 lety +7183

    The leftist arc is the most heartbreaking anime betrayal ever

    • @flyingspacebrainedidiot
      @flyingspacebrainedidiot Před 4 lety +395

      yeah. I’m pretty sure authleft was secretly G A Y

    • @cyan9596
      @cyan9596 Před 4 lety +242

      It's also VERY accurate to how the LibLeft is moving towards

    • @tonycampbell1424
      @tonycampbell1424 Před 4 lety +58

      @@cyan9596
      That is horrifying.

    • @tonycampbell1424
      @tonycampbell1424 Před 4 lety +155

      @@cyan9596
      It's the Hegelian dialectic. Holy crap. Anarcho-leftism clashes with political nihilism and the synthesis is the dispirited anarcho-communist. Ape-political comes along . . .
      If Bernie loses, the whole of the left collapses. Oh, God help us all. They all go post-left. Bail on politics forever. At least for decades. All we have left then is neoliberals and fascists and the apolitical. Then the anarchists have to rise up and fight the fascists . . . or die.
      Basically just True Neutral. Deradicalization by way of nihilistic collapse.
      . . . And the first clash of all is the radical authoritarian state leftists snapping the neck of the socialists "like a toothpick."

    • @tonycampbell1424
      @tonycampbell1424 Před 4 lety +110

      Uh oh. I came back and read this sober and it still makes sense. That's not good.

  • @stachestar
    @stachestar Před 4 lety +4548

    I almost cried when AnCom turned Post-Left and abandoned Commie. I never knew I could actually feel attached to a heroin addict.

  • @gutza1782
    @gutza1782 Před 4 lety +4857

    Fun fact: "qui/quem" is actually just the Latin equivalent of "they/them."

    • @sophiehatter3111
      @sophiehatter3111 Před 4 lety +338

      that just makes it better

    • @zacharylobel3883
      @zacharylobel3883 Před 4 lety +595

      No, it's who/whom. There's a bunch of ways to say they/them in Latin, an example would be eī/eōs.

    • @sloaby3860
      @sloaby3860 Před 4 lety +20

      Gutza1 wow

    • @BreezeLeg-mo4jh
      @BreezeLeg-mo4jh Před 4 lety +57

      Studied Latin but clearly forgot this

    • @michaelalexander643
      @michaelalexander643 Před 4 lety +148

      @@zacharylobel3883 qui is also a personal pronoun, as it can be used in a non-subordinate clause as a subject, unlike subordinate relative pronouns

  • @greywolf845
    @greywolf845 Před 4 lety +2967

    4:52 *Conservative:* "Jews are our brothers and sisters"
    *Nazi:* "..I need to process that"
    idk why but this got me

    • @Art-uj9jv
      @Art-uj9jv Před 4 lety +164

      Grey Bear. I know, that is my favorite joke in the video. Just the way those world views collide is so funny.

    • @harrisonschneider8333
      @harrisonschneider8333 Před 4 lety +71

      Plot twist: Nazi's Jewish.

    • @cookiecakeeater6340
      @cookiecakeeater6340 Před 3 lety +7

      Harrison Schneider wooooooow making a joke about how Jews are bad soooooooo funny totally they’re the nazis and not you

    • @harrisonschneider8333
      @harrisonschneider8333 Před 3 lety +35

      @@cookiecakeeater6340 Have you seen centricide 6?

    • @cookiecakeeater6340
      @cookiecakeeater6340 Před 3 lety +3

      Harrison Schneider no

  • @Unitra2550
    @Unitra2550 Před 4 lety +7651

    This is just political filthy frank, all the lore and crazy characters

    • @thecrazye9213
      @thecrazye9213 Před 4 lety +206

      thegibbs now all we need is a wiki

    • @N8-198
      @N8-198 Před 4 lety +29

      facts bruh

    • @greywolf845
      @greywolf845 Před 4 lety +23

      Basically why we're here

    • @rachelslur8729
      @rachelslur8729 Před 4 lety +33

      Why are we here? Just to suffer?

    • @holly9096
      @holly9096 Před 4 lety +61

      @@thecrazye9213 jreg.fandom.com/wiki/Jreg_Wiki

  • @user-xf6ty4iv9w
    @user-xf6ty4iv9w Před 4 lety +2441

    Horseshoe centrist: "I think i see an anticentrist- oh nevermind thats just a radicalcentrist"

    • @user-xf6ty4iv9w
      @user-xf6ty4iv9w Před 4 lety +24

      @Kazi Ashraf *physically👏 removing👏commies👏is👏 moral*

    • @TheTheThe_
      @TheTheThe_ Před 4 lety +6

      Please just be a fascist. At least you could have a mixed economy (The only thing that works) and still be a far right winger.

    • @user-xf6ty4iv9w
      @user-xf6ty4iv9w Před 4 lety +23

      @@TheTheThe_ "mixed economy"
      What's your mouth centrist filth.

    • @Soleilune1995
      @Soleilune1995 Před 4 lety +11

      @@TheTheThe_ No thanks. That's icky.

    • @klip8726
      @klip8726 Před 4 lety +6

      12:30 this scene hit as an anarchist

  • @caesarsalgado6072
    @caesarsalgado6072 Před 4 lety +1327

    I find it interesting the way An-Cap is characterized by not killing Libertarian when the other extremists would kill without a second thought.

  • @jackattack2098
    @jackattack2098 Před 4 lety +637

    Post-leftist: Left wing, right wing; what does that even mean?
    Horseshoe centrist outta nowhere: Now you're talking my friend!

  • @isabelkang-scoleri2385
    @isabelkang-scoleri2385 Před 4 lety +3770

    When the tankie said "who will represent the gays?" I laughed so hard

    • @henryc8879
      @henryc8879 Před 4 lety +178

      @Y Daboi everyone is gay for Daddy Lenin and Papa Stalin

    • @robinlinnekausrud5246
      @robinlinnekausrud5246 Před 4 lety +235

      At the end when he said "what will I do without you?" It sounded like he was representing the gays just fine. Plot twist: the Communist and ancom were actually in a gay relationship but the commie didn't want his dad Stalin to find out...

    • @youtubeuserdan4017
      @youtubeuserdan4017 Před 4 lety +39

      I cried that whole scene.

    • @sloaby3860
      @sloaby3860 Před 4 lety +28

      Isabel Kang-Scoleri it is impossible for me to laugh during that scene, because I’m already crying

    • @sloaby3860
      @sloaby3860 Před 4 lety +2

      creepy jreg stan account this comment disgusts me

  • @gracedaisy1095
    @gracedaisy1095 Před 4 lety +3018

    there's nothing sadder than the tankie losing the anarkiddy

    • @shamusson
      @shamusson Před 4 lety +133

      It's anarkitty

    • @gracedaisy1095
      @gracedaisy1095 Před 4 lety +36

      @@shamusson thanks, dude, my bad. the accent threw me off!

    • @randomhuman2595
      @randomhuman2595 Před 4 lety +98

      @@gracedaisy1095 On captions its "anarkiddy".

    • @gracedaisy1095
      @gracedaisy1095 Před 4 lety +31

      @@randomhuman2595 dude, im fuckin confused lmao. anarckitty makes more sense?? but idk

    • @irelandaintreal2945
      @irelandaintreal2945 Před 4 lety +54

      it's anarkiddy! as in child! :)

  • @caesthoffe
    @caesthoffe Před 4 lety +343

    "Jews are our brothers and sisters"
    *"I NEED TO PROCESS THAT"*

  • @user-nv9vn8fm1d
    @user-nv9vn8fm1d Před 4 lety +908

    Smiling as I watch the representation of my own political ideaology be destroyed.

  • @jaysun2402
    @jaysun2402 Před 4 lety +1624

    The romantic tension between the tankie and anarkitty....

    • @deer4927
      @deer4927 Před 4 lety +172

      It's anarkiddy btw

    • @jonaswomack4493
      @jonaswomack4493 Před 4 lety +125

      Cherrypone It’s both, generally.

    • @Will-ql6di
      @Will-ql6di Před 4 lety +215

      when qui converted to being a post-leftist my heart broke into a million pieces, rip tankie

    • @a.z.fellco.1704
      @a.z.fellco.1704 Před 4 lety +76

      @@Will-ql6di someone needs to write fanfic

    • @TYCOIX
      @TYCOIX Před 4 lety +14

      @Y Daboi tell me when its done lol

  • @stormtigrex2901
    @stormtigrex2901 Před 4 lety +5205

    This series might just be your magnum opus, Jreg.

    • @ITR
      @ITR Před 4 lety +153

      The editing is so amazing too, it's, like, despite being simple it feels immersive and presents information in a natural way

    • @somethingclever4297
      @somethingclever4297 Před 4 lety +42

      It says this comment is from 6 days ago but the video is from a few minutes ago

    • @Tryphara
      @Tryphara Před 4 lety +6

      @@somethingclever4297 fr thats kinda weird

    • @GlobstersMessenger
      @GlobstersMessenger Před 4 lety +10

      @@somethingclever4297 these videos get released to patreon guys early i think

    • @ServantOfSatania
      @ServantOfSatania Před 4 lety +6

      The way I see it all of his series are magnum opuses

  • @90hamg15
    @90hamg15 Před 4 lety +760

    "The Avengers Endgame is the greatest crossover event of all history"
    Jreg: hold my beer

    • @turf_tf
      @turf_tf Před 4 lety

      There's litterally no crossovers at all, it's entirely jreg the whole time

  • @marinao4412
    @marinao4412 Před 4 lety +219

    tankie: WHO WILL REPRESENT THE GAYS???
    homonationalism has entered the chat

  • @swankypants9366
    @swankypants9366 Před 4 lety +899

    I don't think I've ever seen a man fight himself in a ape suit

  • @comicconcarne
    @comicconcarne Před 4 lety +2233

    "I think I see a nazi and a conservative- no wait, that's just two conservatives, my bad"
    Ah I see horseshoe centrist is picking up anarcho-left's torch.

    • @ILikedGooglePlus
      @ILikedGooglePlus Před 4 lety +262

      He's not there yet, anarcho-left would've seen two nazis. Centrists and liberals too often believe the lie of the far right that they're just conservatives

    • @comicconcarne
      @comicconcarne Před 4 lety +37

      Um, don't you know all conservatives are BASICALLY nazis anyway they just don't know it because the nazis tricked them

    • @drm9694
      @drm9694 Před 4 lety +159

      Sad, I think the horseshoe centrist could have easily recruited the conservative. The conservative believes both commie and Nazi are left wing, also horseshoe centrist thinks commie and Nazi are the same. Also both centrists and the conservative don't want social change. So much in common.

    • @GameGod77
      @GameGod77 Před 4 lety +2

      The moment I saw that I thought "Oh fuck I've made that argument before!"

    • @billysanderson4921
      @billysanderson4921 Před 4 lety +6

      @@drm9694 forreal

  • @harkthestormer
    @harkthestormer Před 4 lety +294

    "Who's going to represent the gays?!?!"

  • @nusdrapoel897
    @nusdrapoel897 Před 4 lety +494

    Socialist seems like literally the most sane, normal character in all of Centricide

  • @insaneidiot834
    @insaneidiot834 Před 4 lety +1204

    Holy shit Jreg is so deep into political discords that he's discovered that the post-left exists.

    • @Oblivion9873
      @Oblivion9873 Před 4 lety +181

      This isnt even the first time hes had a post left character

    • @finnianquail8881
      @finnianquail8881 Před 4 lety +7

      lmao

    • @insaneidiot834
      @insaneidiot834 Před 4 lety +71

      @@Oblivion9873 shhhh, im making a joke here no need to expose me buddy

    • @jackrutledgegoembel5896
      @jackrutledgegoembel5896 Před 4 lety +46

      @Celtic Revival / Adfywiad Celtaidd Yeah but look at self-identified communist circles. TONS of fucking totalitarian-embracing tankies in them. I'm far left but that shit cares me and I'm not gonna deny the connection.

    • @marcomartins3563
      @marcomartins3563 Před 4 lety +7

      Post-left isn't that much underground

  • @fishy658
    @fishy658 Před 4 lety +794

    how dare you make me like the relationship between communism and left anarchist

    • @e.j.1656
      @e.j.1656 Před 4 lety +18

      Same

    • @gagecole3398
      @gagecole3398 Před 4 lety +111

      CZcams low budget satire is not supposed to make me emotional

    • @thetrippedup9322
      @thetrippedup9322 Před 4 lety +59

      Warmed my cold heart.
      "What... what will I do without you?"

    • @spawnofthelavendermenace4756
      @spawnofthelavendermenace4756 Před 3 lety +11

      I ship them so much I drew them in my notebook and think of them at night what have you done Jreg! And now I feel like I personally have just gone through a breakup.

    • @kx7500
      @kx7500 Před 3 lety +2

      Right anarchist is an oxymoron

  • @hildkiin
    @hildkiin Před 4 lety +338

    apolgy for bad english it is my first languagen’t
    where were you when left unity die
    i was at commune eating potato when phone ring
    “left unity is kil”
    “no”

  • @catriziacat1756
    @catriziacat1756 Před 4 lety +76

    Tankie: what do I do without him...
    Me, crying: _its quee/quem_

  • @yari4046
    @yari4046 Před 4 lety +886

    Political discussion on CZcams has offically reached its peak.

  • @doomerbloomer6160
    @doomerbloomer6160 Před 4 lety +5254

    dude, this isn't just S tier satire, this is S tier content in general. I've watched most of your videos by now, and i've gotta say you're my favorite independent creator on this website. Keep doing what you're doing if you enjoy it, because this is great. I wish you all the luck and success( both in your youtube career and in your personal life) in the world.

  • @mostlikelyaperson6940
    @mostlikelyaperson6940 Před 4 lety +180

    I almost cried when the Anarchist left switched sides

    • @MarbleClouds
      @MarbleClouds Před 4 lety +30

      I dont know if he switched. He left the fight entirely.

    • @vytrva
      @vytrva Před 4 lety +16

      @@MarbleClouds *qui

  • @Hartvigen
    @Hartvigen Před 4 lety +50

    >Peacably reloacte them into the ocean
    lmao, please never stop the Centricide Jregster

  • @mathisanidioticsport6969
    @mathisanidioticsport6969 Před 4 lety +937

    When Political Nihilist started lightning bending, I lost it.

    • @geekjokes8458
      @geekjokes8458 Před 4 lety +75

      The way of chaos brings you power. *Join us*
      or dont, i dont really care, it wont fucking change anything

    • @nunyabizz3357
      @nunyabizz3357 Před 4 lety +26

      i figured he was channeling the Void

    • @ravkoleavikk8577
      @ravkoleavikk8577 Před 4 lety +12

      WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT ANYTHING?!

    • @REALsnstruthers
      @REALsnstruthers Před 4 lety +16

      _I-I have to care! Someone needs to...fight fucking NAZIS!_

    • @ziggytheassassin5835
      @ziggytheassassin5835 Před 4 lety +4

      HOW DID YOU SURVIVE MY NIHILISM BEAM

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access

    And then there's me, just some bigfoot who doesn't want people to camp in his woods

    • @virtueleague2005
      @virtueleague2005 Před 4 lety +63

      Anarcho-Egoist primitivism

    • @mathisanidioticsport6969
      @mathisanidioticsport6969 Před 4 lety +16

      Nazi: I can give you a Bigfoot ethnostate
      Ancom (before falling): nobody messing with the environment
      Ancap: I'll buy your forest and keep people out of it, for a price of course.

    • @germanshepherd2701
      @germanshepherd2701 Před 4 lety +6

      Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access anti-campism only benefits urbanismic developmentism, you are a traitor.

    • @bennettcobb4238
      @bennettcobb4238 Před 4 lety +11

      Ape-political with primitivism tendencies

    • @fruitbat5032
      @fruitbat5032 Před 4 lety

      Based Bigfoot

  • @Irishcrossing
    @Irishcrossing Před 4 lety +44

    >Choosing left, right, up, or down extremism.
    >choosing centralism
    >choosing only the 2d plane of political theory
    >Not choosing the chad ascended Bogdanoffism
    At the height of the Bog all others are like ants.

  • @meettheamazing2456
    @meettheamazing2456 Před 3 lety +43

    “This is why I’m against all left wing ideologies”
    “Left wing. Left wing! You think I’m a left wing populist?”
    “DO I lOOOk LIKE FUCKING BERNIE SANDERS?”
    This got me to laugh so hard I was on the floor

  • @caelblanch2737
    @caelblanch2737 Před 4 lety +1235

    When did I develop an emotional connection to these characters, wtf
    Also thanks for the video.

    • @banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561
      @banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561 Před 4 lety +84

      I have a parasocial relationship with Anarchist Left.

    • @lazergurka-smerlin6561
      @lazergurka-smerlin6561 Před 4 lety +6

      @@banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561 Before or after post?

    • @klip8726
      @klip8726 Před 4 lety +51

      me too especially as an anarchist. Its like i felt bad for commie because ancom was right and after that commie realizes he needed ancom and never treated him with the respect he deserved. I hope they make up in Centricide 4

    • @YehudiNimol
      @YehudiNimol Před 4 lety +38

      I like how he portrayed the libertarian. Having him with a 1900s mustache seems just about right

  • @IamtheSifu
    @IamtheSifu Před 4 lety +811

    I’m so early that there are a few centrists still alive.

    • @UnrepentantFenian
      @UnrepentantFenian Před 4 lety +8

      Most unfortunate

    • @hmkhgx8068
      @hmkhgx8068 Před 4 lety

      @@UnrepentantFenian not unfortunate at all, I was hoping there are some left for me.

    • @izzyj.1079
      @izzyj.1079 Před 4 lety

      @@hmkhgx8068 What extremes are qe, brothers? That way we can split the centrists equally among ourselves.

    • @lucastark1784
      @lucastark1784 Před 4 lety

      Hi there

    • @avensurha
      @avensurha Před 4 lety

      @Jesus Christ me too Jesus! Lets rejoice in our moderation!

  • @joshuaweiss1249
    @joshuaweiss1249 Před 4 lety +149

    I get the feeling jreg identifies with the socialist who died

    • @markchinguz4401
      @markchinguz4401 Před 3 lety +25

      I get the feeling jreg identifies with my ideology

    • @noblechief4023
      @noblechief4023 Před 3 lety +7

      He made both socialism and conservatism seem reasonable.

    • @cameronmyron5776
      @cameronmyron5776 Před 3 lety +19

      @@noblechief4023 Socialism yes, Conservatism I’m not so sure about. The whole dialog between the Conservative and the Nazi made the Conservative seem like a sheep that stood for nothing. Even though I disagree with Nazism due its xenophobia, the Nazi’s side actually seemed more rational than the Conservative’s just due to the fact the Nazi actually had a goal was willing to take action to achieve it (again the Conservative stood for nothing, and it was even pointed out again with the comment about “modern Conservatism being dead”).

    • @nikebottomtext4851
      @nikebottomtext4851 Před 3 lety +8

      @@noblechief4023 how do you think he made conservative sound reasonable pls

  • @mike.6092
    @mike.6092 Před 4 lety +67

    This is so sad, the anarchist and the tankie broke up 😭😭

    • @crackerjackmattmilsim3052
      @crackerjackmattmilsim3052 Před 4 lety +2

      Przymiotnik while us minarchists are allying more heavily with AnCaps. Good day for Libertarian Right. 😁

  • @thomaslewis4929
    @thomaslewis4929 Před 4 lety +653

    We finally got to see what an-coms face looks like behind the mask

    • @InfiniteAnvil
      @InfiniteAnvil Před 4 lety +52

      Underrated comment

    • @dumpstercub2902
      @dumpstercub2902 Před 4 lety +71

      Ngl qui're kinda cute

    • @AustroStudios2003
      @AustroStudios2003 Před 4 lety +14

      Nah, we've seen it before, both in "A neo-n@zi with they/them pronouns" and "Anarchy_IRL"
      Edit: Also "Leftist Infighting"

    • @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868
      @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 Před 4 lety +14

      its funny, people in ancapistan said that we finally got a face reveal for ancap without the sunglasses and then they remembered that it's the same actor and also we see him without glasses in like neoliberalism or smth

  • @tomasroque3338
    @tomasroque3338 Před 4 lety +632

    Man... I actually felt that anarkitty/tankie breakup...

  • @Stritty
    @Stritty Před 4 lety +40

    The Jreg formula:
    1. Make extreme & outlandish statements
    2. Be wacky
    3. Hit them with some real shit real quick
    4. ???
    5. Genocide centrists
    6. Profit

  • @davidclark2540
    @davidclark2540 Před 4 lety +198

    "Dont you want to kill black people?"
    " I do but not enough to do something about it" rofl.
    Jreg keep up the comedy gold.

  • @specialknees6798
    @specialknees6798 Před 4 lety +669

    Praying to Jordan B. Peterson killed me😂

    • @ILikedGooglePlus
      @ILikedGooglePlus Před 4 lety +135

      That's Dr. Jordan B. Peterson to you, infidel

    • @Zayindjejfj
      @Zayindjejfj Před 4 lety +67

      THATS LOBSTER GOD YOU FUCKING HEATHENS

    • @avensurha
      @avensurha Před 4 lety +20

      Best philosopher

    • @Taiyama2
      @Taiyama2 Před 4 lety +9

      Blessed Be His Name.

    • @Taiyama2
      @Taiyama2 Před 4 lety +6

      @Reuben Thomasson You're taking this far too seriously. Chill.

  • @laskeo
    @laskeo Před 4 lety +574

    i got genuinely emotional at the end

    • @r.t.5767
      @r.t.5767 Před 4 lety +14

      the same XD

    • @mikeee3691
      @mikeee3691 Před 4 lety +9

      Omg same

    • @klip8726
      @klip8726 Před 4 lety +59

      me too especially as an anarchist. Its like i felt bad for commie because ancom was right and after that commie realizes he needed ancom and never treated him with the respect he deserved. I hope they make up in Centricide 4

    • @e.j.1656
      @e.j.1656 Před 4 lety +19

      Same, I swear I'm not crying. It's the police throwing gas at my house again. You know the normal when you're in middle of a civil war..

    • @klip8726
      @klip8726 Před 4 lety +11

      E.J. you good?

  • @readerboi6154
    @readerboi6154 Před 4 lety +102

    I... I'm glad that anarchy is thinking for himself now, and chooses to disassociate himself with unhealthy relationships. but damn that break up made me tear up.

    • @evergreen6702
      @evergreen6702 Před 4 lety +15

      Same
      But at the same time I low key ship them... And I'm not sure how to feel about that

    • @oktopussy9628
      @oktopussy9628 Před 4 lety +13

      Yeah and Tankie just seems to can't get over the fact an com is doing quem own thing now.

    • @pathe8519
      @pathe8519 Před 3 lety +8

      *quemself

    • @unhingedegoist
      @unhingedegoist Před rokem

      me: joyous at post-left rep, abandonment of toxic relationships, etc.
      also me: WHY IS ANCOMMIE GONEEEEEE!

  • @Glace1221
    @Glace1221 Před 4 lety +48

    *_"WHO'S GOING TO REPRESENT THE GAYS?!_*
    *_"WHO'S GOING TO REPRESENT THE GAYS?!_*

  • @alt-tiztik
    @alt-tiztik Před 4 lety +543

    And the academy award for everything goes to Jreg

  • @alexanderokak5112
    @alexanderokak5112 Před 4 lety +447

    Jreg is gonna be like Vincent Van Goch, only famous when he’s already finished his career 😭

    • @elorxs
      @elorxs Před 4 lety +16

      He's got 100,000 subscribers what do you mean?

    • @lukericker8325
      @lukericker8325 Před 4 lety +7

      Alexis Vallières-Cournoyer All of these videos were recorded years ago and are being uploaded on a timed schedule. Jregg is dead.

  • @wasabiflavoredcocaine
    @wasabiflavoredcocaine Před 4 lety +76

    Libertarian: "You're all right ancap." Ancap - Libertarian debates in a nutshell

    • @mikehoot3978
      @mikehoot3978 Před 4 lety +5

      Libertarians are guilty minarquists. They know that ancap is the right thing to do, but they are afraid.

    • @hurrythepeace9443
      @hurrythepeace9443 Před 3 lety +6

      I swear I’ve had the exact conversation of “It sounds good but I don’t want to have to pay private police”

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl Před 4 lety +28

    I like how Horeshoe Centrist doesn't just believe that the left extremists are the same as the right extremists, but in fact believes that everything is the same as everything else. As a horse I find this validating.

  • @Littlebigun99
    @Littlebigun99 Před 4 lety +248

    I can’t wait to get blackout drunk and explain the deep lore behind the Jreg cinematic universe to strangers in kebab shops

    • @lemon93
      @lemon93 Před 4 lety +9

      All of that honestly sounds damn amazing I'm at this point of whistling leftist unity when I run

    • @alexanderwill2847
      @alexanderwill2847 Před 4 lety +5

      EDIT: the following was in response to a now-deleted comment. From memory, it was telling people not to buy from kebabs shops because of animal cruelty.
      @Et Leva That's super horrifying, I didn't realize that. For the record, here's what Wikipedia told me about this: "The UK Food Standards Agency figures from 2011 suggest that 84% of cattle, 81% of sheep and 88% of chickens slaughtered for halal meat were stunned before they died... Tesco, for example, says 'the only difference between the halal meat it sells and other meat is that it was blessed as it was killed.' Concerns about animal suffering from slaughter without prior stunning has resulted in the ban of slaughter of unstunned animals in Denmark, Luxembourg, Belgium, The Netherlands, Norway, Sweden and Switzerland."
      I feel like the meat industry in general is completely unethical, and it's almost impossible to buy meat ethically.

    • @ilexdiapason
      @ilexdiapason Před 3 lety

      when covids over and we're allowed in the kebab shops

  • @Parzival_V
    @Parzival_V Před 4 lety +497

    This is meta referencial auto humor satire.
    This is deep

  • @tymonwojcik6523
    @tymonwojcik6523 Před 4 lety +98

    Next jreg video: hegelian interpretation of tankie- anarchist relation

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 Před 4 lety +3

      "Fusion dance with Tankie" is actually a half-correct prediction.

  • @buggyknox
    @buggyknox Před 4 lety +24

    I just want to point out for my appreciation for post-left still being qui/quem. It says more about queir(?) identity being solid, not a leftist political statement.

  • @nokanshiho
    @nokanshiho Před 4 lety +2491

    Watching your content is just pure delight. I am so invested in the lore of this series and I enjoy every single second of it. Thank you for sharing your art with us. Never stop making art, please. You are a genius, Gregory.

    • @atlas6724
      @atlas6724 Před 4 lety +58

      Absolutely. The characterisation is really well done, especially for a subject matter as touchy as politics. This channel is always good but this video in particular is pretty outstanding. He’s a really talented writer and actor and I think it shows here.

    • @dr.vikyll7466
      @dr.vikyll7466 Před 4 lety +2

      Guevara hearted your comment

    • @JohnDoe-8-1
      @JohnDoe-8-1 Před 4 lety +8

      I second this. Your work is fantastic and extremely meta, and addresses the "culture war" extremely well. Please keep up the good work!!!

    • @30weekoldwomber61
      @30weekoldwomber61 Před 4 lety +15

      He's careful not to like basic praise, which means your praise was exotic and likeable by demigods

    • @NeoStoicism
      @NeoStoicism Před 4 lety +6

      ahem. it's Jregory

  • @simonereckhaus6469
    @simonereckhaus6469 Před 4 lety +504

    I'm starting to think that jreg is a existential nihilist that tries to find some sort of meaning in life but in the end he doesn't find any meaning but regardless he continues fighting

  • @zgblanche1815
    @zgblanche1815 Před 4 lety +8

    "Do I look like fucking Bernie Sanders??"
    I'm in tears

  • @crackerjackmattmilsim3052
    @crackerjackmattmilsim3052 Před 4 lety +60

    Political Nihilist: what’s up my maaaan
    Lol it’s like a goth trying to speak Hippie. 😂😂😂

  • @sneedfeedandseed2410
    @sneedfeedandseed2410 Před 4 lety +405

    this is actually very well written.

    • @jackrutledgegoembel5896
      @jackrutledgegoembel5896 Před 4 lety +16

      are you an actual nazbol

    • @Will-ql6di
      @Will-ql6di Před 4 lety +19

      @@jackrutledgegoembel5896 who cares every extreme is on the same team
      #centricidegang

  • @flawlessbinary7449
    @flawlessbinary7449 Před 4 lety +341

    The ancom and tankie scene hit me hard.

    • @sloaby3860
      @sloaby3860 Před 4 lety +8

      Flawless Binary I’m over here crying in the gulag

    • @DeadMouse32
      @DeadMouse32 Před 4 lety +17

      Seriously, I just went through the anarkiddy to post leftist anarchist phase. I just discovered this channel and it’s kind of surreal lmao.

  • @grqfes
    @grqfes Před 2 lety +17

    holy shit i'm genuinely invested in this youtube series made by a guy in a vintage crackhouse with a greenscreen and costumes

  • @FalcFalcFalcFalc
    @FalcFalcFalcFalc Před 4 lety +26

    I'm unironically sad about AnCom leaving

  • @viktormarkovic8986
    @viktormarkovic8986 Před 4 lety +263

    Conservatives
    Socialists
    Progressives
    Libertarians
    They all sound like they couldn't decide whether to be extremists or not, so they choose the middle ground. Just like a centrist.

    • @seanw1186
      @seanw1186 Před 4 lety +20

      Heh the socialist didn’t get the chance to decide

    • @user-sp2zs6tm6n
      @user-sp2zs6tm6n Před 4 lety +2

      Well, I hate extremists and centrists.
      Can‘t I be a anti-centrists and anti-extremists at same time?

    • @fishyfish1917
      @fishyfish1917 Před 4 lety +13

      @@user-sp2zs6tm6n That's the moderates. In a sense moderates are the ultimate centrists as they are the center between centrists and extremists. If you also are anti centrist and anti extremist that would make you a Radical Moderate i think? Is that an oxymoron?

    • @user-sp2zs6tm6n
      @user-sp2zs6tm6n Před 4 lety +6

      @@fishyfish1917 Radical Moderates are people who radically want everyone to be moderate.

    • @mylesmacpherson5534
      @mylesmacpherson5534 Před 3 lety +1

      @@fishyfish1917 why is this so funny lmaoooo

  • @spagandhi
    @spagandhi Před 4 lety +446

    Ancap couldn’t bear to kill his brother due to their mutual knowledge of economics. The NAP, his code of conduct and individual creed, allowed him to disobey his orders.
    Ancap is probably the hero

    • @Dovahkiine
      @Dovahkiine Před 4 lety +71

      Ancap disobeys orders, Nazi will follow them though.

    • @deoxix
      @deoxix Před 4 lety +116

      Nah, killing is just something ancap doesn't do without an economic motivation; he prefers to let people kill each other or just die from extreme poverty and things like that. Besides, he knows libertarian is just two steps away from being ancap (as they say in the video libertarian has, as the current state of the world, more profit motivation to do unethical shit with the state). As we all know ancap is just the wet dream of a libertarian.

    • @fitradical
      @fitradical Před 4 lety +16

      Rothbard's NAP has already been refuted (by another ancap), only those who do not really understand the economics of the Austrian School still use NAP as their argument. The refutation of the NAP was made by Hans Hermann Hoppe, Rothbard's student, with the argumentative ethics, which truly derives the anarcocapitalist Private Property Law.

    • @Soleilune1995
      @Soleilune1995 Před 4 lety +29

      The NAP is an invisible, all-encompassing forcefield that only emerges around private property once everyone in society completes their brainwashing into the hive mind of right-libertarianism and respects the right of individuals to rule over other individuals without question.

    • @spagandhi
      @spagandhi Před 4 lety +10

      I know the NAP is flawed, chill out

  • @williamprior7831
    @williamprior7831 Před 4 lety +30

    "left wing right wing....what does that even mean?"
    This but unironically

    • @Hi-xr6dt
      @Hi-xr6dt Před 2 lety +1

      Found the horseshoe centrist

  • @travisbickle3835
    @travisbickle3835 Před 3 lety +16

    Can we safely say that this is the best episode of Centricide??

    • @TheGreatCooLite
      @TheGreatCooLite Před 3 lety +1

      Yes I love this one, but centricide 6 is amazing as well

  • @sourwitch2340
    @sourwitch2340 Před 4 lety +269

    Conservanazi is my new OTP. The moment when they bonded over their mutual hatred for gay people; so adorable.

    • @hiitsmyname6987
      @hiitsmyname6987 Před 4 lety +9

      Did you finish the video

    • @sourwitch2340
      @sourwitch2340 Před 4 lety +49

      @@hiitsmyname6987 yes. I am sad but I know in my heart it could have worked out. To be fair, you have a point since I didn't when I said that but headcannon grants immunity from time anyways.

    • @openaardvark419
      @openaardvark419 Před 4 lety +26

      He blasted his hot, metal load all over the conservative’s face

    • @s.a.8548
      @s.a.8548 Před 4 lety +3

      Silver Shroud 👀

    • @gestaltengine6369
      @gestaltengine6369 Před 4 lety +27

      I like how conservative is the only one to genuinely make nazi lose his nerve.

  • @GelidGanef
    @GelidGanef Před 4 lety +339

    This channel is hilarious, it'll be a shame when jreg finally reveals his personal politics and I have to cancel him.

    • @lukericker8325
      @lukericker8325 Před 4 lety +92

      Geli He’s clearly left leaning. Closer to centre. Most vids are more positive about centre left. While treating conservatives as “basically want to kill blacks but not that badly”

    • @HowToKillAliens
      @HowToKillAliens Před 4 lety +7

      @@lukericker8325 you see him left leaning cause you're a leftist

    • @lukericker8325
      @lukericker8325 Před 4 lety +44

      @@HowToKillAliens No I'm literally a far right monarchist, unironically. But nice try. To me everybody is a leftist.

    • @cornonthekobi
      @cornonthekobi Před 4 lety +10

      @@HowToKillAliens no because he clearly is

    • @travian821
      @travian821 Před 4 lety +4

      @@cornonthekobi nah hes more of a crypto fascist is pretty clear

  • @evangelionaddict8212
    @evangelionaddict8212 Před 4 lety +8

    "Dont you wanna kiill black people?!"
    "NOT ENOUGH TO WANT TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!"
    I almost burst out laughing in the office, holy shit Jaroog this is fantastic

  • @markubiak
    @markubiak Před 4 lety +37

    This has a strong "high school political science final project" vibe

  • @dr_sloppenheimer
    @dr_sloppenheimer Před 4 lety +196

    -Anti-Centrists in the world, unite!
    -Rights for Anti-Centrides!
    -No centrists, no problem.
    -If we can't sell them, they're nothing.

    • @parabellum9367
      @parabellum9367 Před 4 lety +4

      >if we can't sell them, they're nothing
      Sounds about right

    • @chief7033
      @chief7033 Před 4 lety

      >no centrists, no problem
      sounds about right

    • @GAtTheTop
      @GAtTheTop Před 4 lety

      Daniel von Strangle you swapped 2 and 3

  • @darknessml6145
    @darknessml6145 Před 4 lety +81

    Actually one of the best political channels is all about hating the lack of radical politics.
    What a lad Grej is amirite?

  • @ILikedGooglePlus
    @ILikedGooglePlus Před 4 lety +25

    I love how this channel feels like a safe space for people of every ideology to come and get along, to make jokes and each other's and their own expense, knowing full well that they'd probably hate each other if they met under any other circumstances. I know that there are some in these comments here in bad faith, or just trying to get into arguements, but not so much. Honestly I think this discourse that I've seen here is more civil than the comments of any other political youtube channel.
    I think part of the reason for it is that a lot of the humour comes from Jreg just pointing out what the ideologies unironically believe, and so when he's talking about you're "side" it's like: "yeah, that's what I want, that'd be good", and then he says something that someone else believes and you're like: "hahaha, that's ridiculous". So it always feels like he secretly believes whichever character lines up with your ideology.
    Of course some times he's made jokes that've felt disingenuous, or unfair, because it seems like he can't think of as many actual critiques of some ideologies as others, although I don't want to give examples as I feel like this comment works better if no one knows my political beliefs.
    On the whole, I just wanted to say that I think this series is pretty good, but I also want Jreg to diversify a bit again, I hope his channel doesn't become stuck making the same few political jokes, as other channels have done in the past. There's only so many times I can here a joke about the number of genders, or that both sides is the same, or that the far right keeps changing labels for optics. However it's also not my places to make demands of the channel, these were just my thoughts, some of the channel's earlier videos are also really good, and it's clear that Jreg can do more than this.
    I'm sorry if this is comment is unclear at points, English isn't my first language, as I imagine you can probably tell
    Its pronounced "Jay-Reg" ("Reg" like the start of "Regular").
    Fuck Nazis

  • @borednerd5767
    @borednerd5767 Před 4 lety +19

    your socialist character literally just said the exact things i say i feel so personally called out

  • @JohnDoe-8-1
    @JohnDoe-8-1 Před 4 lety +259

    This is one of the most amazing political satire videos ive ever seen. The post left part hit me pretty hard. I really mean this, you are CRIMINALLY underrated. You deserve more veiws and subs. And i know you will!
    Edit: spelling error

    • @DeadMouse32
      @DeadMouse32 Před 4 lety

      Same. I just went through that phase and this hit hard lol

  • @ArthurHuizar
    @ArthurHuizar Před 4 lety +119

    Centrist humor is like a liberal meme, but instead of a whole paragraph, it's an endless ocean of noises.

    • @eviestalder-moore265
      @eviestalder-moore265 Před 4 lety +7

      That's what a centrist would say. We got a centrist on our hands bois!

    • @isaiahsimmons5776
      @isaiahsimmons5776 Před 4 lety +3

      @@eviestalder-moore265 that's right, my fellow centr-

    • @eviestalder-moore265
      @eviestalder-moore265 Před 4 lety +3

      @@isaiahsimmons5776 do I smell another centrist? -screams in neo anarchist-captialist-

    • @isaiahsimmons5776
      @isaiahsimmons5776 Před 4 lety +1

      @@eviestalder-moore265 you know too much

  • @eirikwf1
    @eirikwf1 Před 4 lety +22

    The relationship between Tankie and Anarkiddie is actually really heartwarming.
    Got a bit emotional at the end there

  • @samharper7001
    @samharper7001 Před 4 lety +18

    I swear to god Jreg is the logical conclusion of political discourse

  • @smokykm5
    @smokykm5 Před 4 lety +58

    God damn the lore is deep in this series

  • @jamesmccallum8641
    @jamesmccallum8641 Před 4 lety +77

    That ending tho.... I think I need to phone my Tankies.

    • @dumpstercub2902
      @dumpstercub2902 Před 4 lety +32

      Gonna call up my Tankie friends to tell them they're loved and that I'm still coming with them to that rally tommorow.

    • @tonylawson2222
      @tonylawson2222 Před 4 lety +7

      Jreg made this comment heartwarming.

    • @bemily9485
      @bemily9485 Před 4 lety +6

      Pls do we are lonely

    • @anelkia27
      @anelkia27 Před 3 lety +9

      @@bemily9485 You make me want to give you a hug. But after seeing this episode I'm afraid you will snap my neck...

    • @grrreatt8928
      @grrreatt8928 Před 3 lety +3

      @@anelkia27 We swear we wont

  • @gaybroshevik4180
    @gaybroshevik4180 Před 4 lety +17

    Y'all....notice how the SocDem Jreg sorta....seemed like it was the REAL JREG??? 🤔😐😐😐😏

  • @jayzepickle6637
    @jayzepickle6637 Před 3 lety +9

    8:10 I can't be the only one who thought he was gonna burst into a song...

    • @TheGreatCooLite
      @TheGreatCooLite Před 3 lety +1

      I cant remember if i thought that the first time i saw this, but i probably did lol

  • @ITR
    @ITR Před 4 lety +264

    jreg is an individual, does posting these videos change anything?

    • @ninjam77
      @ninjam77 Před 4 lety +11

      @PaleoEthiopian probably because of patreon

    • @30weekoldwomber61
      @30weekoldwomber61 Před 4 lety +1

      Atomised comment

    • @martaleszkiewicz5115
      @martaleszkiewicz5115 Před 4 lety +17

      No, he's a spookety spook-spook. Didn't you watch the video?

    • @Nathan-jh1ho
      @Nathan-jh1ho Před 4 lety +4

      Does posting this comment have any meaning?

    • @henriquepacheco7473
      @henriquepacheco7473 Před 4 lety

      @Oscar Gillette ITR is an individual, does making that comment change anything?

  • @yamibakura8597
    @yamibakura8597 Před 4 lety +77

    The character development in this is honestly really good. I genuinely felt things while watching this.

  • @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275

    I'm pretty sure AnCap could just pay Libertarian enough to join.
    AnCap: "Any profit loss you have, I can make up for. In return, you join our cause"
    Libertarian: "Now that I can get behind"

  • @a.z.fellco.1704
    @a.z.fellco.1704 Před 4 lety +10

    13:39 always breaks my heart. Also, as progressive gay who’s rather far into the green, I feel called out.

  • @crunch1757
    @crunch1757 Před 4 lety +54

    I actually cried when I saw what happened to AnCom.
    Well done Jreg, you made me cry over an ideology!

  • @titoaldunate
    @titoaldunate Před 4 lety +102

    That qui/quem joke is the icing in the cake

    • @GautBen
      @GautBen Před 4 lety

      I don't get the joke though

    • @GautBen
      @GautBen Před 4 lety +2

      I mean mostly because i don't know what does qui/quem mean

    • @titoaldunate
      @titoaldunate Před 4 lety +23

      @@GautBen it's poking fun at the whole "these are my pronouns" thing. Tankie calls Post-left "him" at some point so when he leaves he corrects saying "it's qui/quem" which are pronouns in Latin form. So Post-left signals his departure from anarchist left by making fun at how that sector worries about identity politics.

    • @GautBen
      @GautBen Před 4 lety

      @@titoaldunate Okay thanks ! I'll probably use that joke to my intersectionnality / gender studies "friends" now that I get it !

    • @jojbenedoot7459
      @jojbenedoot7459 Před 4 lety +49

      @@GautBen please don't, it's only one step above "I identify as an attack helicopter"

  • @based3024
    @based3024 Před 4 lety +10

    13:14 where men cried

  • @will.power.3246
    @will.power.3246 Před 3 lety +8

    i need therapy this is the thousandth time ive watched this and im genuinely crying at Commie saying "what do I do without you?" It hits really fucking hard man I need help

  • @underscore_535
    @underscore_535 Před 4 lety +65

    The Jreg Political Universe is getting really radical with these crossovers.
    and radical is just what we need

  • @Oneriwien
    @Oneriwien Před 4 lety +64

    I've never felt more represented in a video before.

  • @arpitbharti6245
    @arpitbharti6245 Před 4 lety +13

    Unironically this is a masterpiece.

  • @Statusinator
    @Statusinator Před 4 lety +16

    These special effects are the only revolutionary thing around here.

  • @stephenmealing6366
    @stephenmealing6366 Před 4 lety +56

    As a guy who has bounced around the political spectrum quite a bit, I can say, your representations of each group is pretty spot on.

    • @kx7500
      @kx7500 Před 3 lety +4

      That’s not a credential in your favour. Being stupid ideologies doesn’t make you necessarily know more about them because you’re a dumbass while you believe them.

  • @natethegamingpotato6521
    @natethegamingpotato6521 Před 4 lety +63

    And they say Endgame was the most ambitious crossover in history

  • @somebodysomewhere5571
    @somebodysomewhere5571 Před 2 lety +9

    “Jews are our brothers and sister” “I need to process that” I swear I watched my conservative friend have this conversation with a nazi we met (it’s funnier because I’m a libertarian so haha you get it? Three politic haha funni)

  • @GiggleBlizzard
    @GiggleBlizzard Před 4 lety +8

    20 years ago we had "Friends", now we have "Centricide" and the people love it!

  • @bottlerocket2528
    @bottlerocket2528 Před 4 lety +130

    We need a revolution. Any revolution.

    • @x999uuu1
      @x999uuu1 Před 4 lety +31

      A C C E L E R A T E

    • @Zayindjejfj
      @Zayindjejfj Před 4 lety +18

      A L L R E V O L U T I O N S

    • @lucastark1784
      @lucastark1784 Před 4 lety +5

      No, only 1776 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    • @TheSaival
      @TheSaival Před 4 lety +5

      Some men just want to watch the world burn.

  • @tonymanzo9683
    @tonymanzo9683 Před 4 lety +118

    When you are actually just the anarkidi in this vid irl.

    • @felixhampe6480
      @felixhampe6480 Před 4 lety +15

      @My heart is a fedpost I tought he went easiest on the Socalist or maybe the Progressive. There were some lines that didn´t really go nice on the Ancom

    • @YusufRaul
      @YusufRaul Před 4 lety +8

      To:anarkidie
      From: Tankie
      Dont leave us! Please!

  • @Jaykay1029384756
    @Jaykay1029384756 Před 4 lety +8

    That was great! I didn't expect to actually get invested in the story, but you totally got me yelling "no!" at 8:35. My only note is that the change back could have used some more time. That could have been a whole character arc. Anyway, I love centicide, keep going!

  • @twodimensional6887
    @twodimensional6887 Před 2 lety +11

    1:59 the way he describes socialism here makes me think this is his own ideology. i've just never heard anyone with this understanding of socialism not be a socialist
    (idk if he's already talked about his own personal beliefs, i just got into this channel)

    • @twodimensional6887
      @twodimensional6887 Před 2 lety +3

      @@henryb.574 comrade 🥂🤩

    • @yoro__33
      @yoro__33 Před 2 lety +1

      well well well

    • @genericjoe4082
      @genericjoe4082 Před 2 lety +2

      If you not watch it, he has made a video saying he is a social democrat. Which is really not socialism. I think he sees socialism as the second best option after social democracy, or he has abandoned socialism, or he was lying to not make his audience on other sides of the political spectrum angry, since most people, even non social democrats, would agree that socialism democracism (or whatever you call it) is the one of the best systems .

    • @Bonaparte570
      @Bonaparte570 Před 2 lety +1

      What Leninists cannot tolerate most is this "Second International traitor"

    • @holup977
      @holup977 Před 2 lety

      Also he made a video saying he is a social democrat