r/Maliciouscompliance Redditor RECORDS Road Rage Fight! "Call the F***ing Cops!"

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  • r/Maliciouscompliance A Redditor capture the audio of an intense road rage incident. When the road rager gets pissed off and says "call the cops," OP engages malicious compliance and calls them up. The road rager definitely lives to regret his words, because he ends up in jail! Be sure to subscribe if you enjoyed this Reddit video!
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  Před 4 lety +3265

    Road Rager: "CALL THE COPS! CALL THEM!"
    OP: [Calls the cops]
    Cops: [Arrests road rager]
    Road Rager: [Shocked Pikachu face]

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 Před 4 lety +1972

    Road Rager: *"CALL THE COPS! CALL THEM!"*
    OP: *Calls Police*
    Road Rager: *"You weren't supposed to do that."*

    • @THG_thehumangod
      @THG_thehumangod Před 4 lety +22

      Dino Dracko HoW DarE YoU! I WaS goING To MaKe THat joke! YoU Owe Me 50$ aNd 100 ExPoSuRe PoIntS! If YoU Don't PaYYYYY UUUUUUUPPP In The NeXT 50 SecONdS, I WiLL Call The CoPs!

    • @loverrgiirrl
      @loverrgiirrl Před 4 lety

      the human god lmao

    • @grimreaper9262
      @grimreaper9262 Před 4 lety

      How far, how far

    • @DebtsofImmortality
      @DebtsofImmortality Před 4 lety +3

      Road Rager: CALL THE COPS, CALL THEM!!!!!
      *calls police*
      Cops: STOP YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW

    • @epiccentraltoo9492
      @epiccentraltoo9492 Před 4 lety +4

      "That's not how you are supposed to play the game"

  • @genericnpc5669
    @genericnpc5669 Před 4 lety +1224

    Driver: I don't care if you record me.
    OP: (records him)
    Driver: Who gave you the right to record this?
    Hold on, this whole operation was your idea.

    • @thegrapetree652
      @thegrapetree652 Před 4 lety +6

      oH mY GoD wHo gAve YOu pErmIsSioN To ExpOSe ThE dRiVeR AAaaaaAaaaaAAAaaaaa!

    • @O_CABBAGE
      @O_CABBAGE Před 4 lety +3

      You are strong and wise @M6K • Snieder, I am very proud

    • @scraprat4479
      @scraprat4479 Před 3 lety

      You now have 666 likes

    • @maggiehuang5561
      @maggiehuang5561 Před 3 lety

      Scrap Rat lol yes

    • @About12Turtle
      @About12Turtle Před 3 lety

      Master Skywalker..... oh wait

  • @zoidberg1256
    @zoidberg1256 Před 4 lety +330

    He shouts at the person who wasn't driving and tells him he needs to learn how to drive intelligence 100

    • @damionlee7658
      @damionlee7658 Před 4 lety +9

      Amongst all the ranting, he did pretty much say that, but also followed it up saying something about (paraphrased) 'not making the same mistakes she made'. I believe, in his mind, the quip about learning to drive was a deep cutting put down, suggesting that he (OP) had been driven there by somebody else, because he (OP) doesn't have a driving license.

  • @ChrisLee-ld4ru
    @ChrisLee-ld4ru Před 4 lety +865

    My favorite part is when R/slash says “Hey That’s me!” Cute

    • @kyokajiro1808
      @kyokajiro1808 Před 3 lety +12

      same

    • @creative_4ever
      @creative_4ever Před 3 lety +12

      I LOVE it!!! ❤❤❤

    • @Voltaic_Fire
      @Voltaic_Fire Před 3 lety +9

      It really was. :)

    • @MadMushroom66
      @MadMushroom66 Před 3 lety +16

      After reading your comment before that part came up, I was anticipating it, but I was not prepared for the level of joy in his voice

    • @hardcoregore5687
      @hardcoregore5687 Před 3 lety +13

      Dang I paused this video for a bit and I just got back to it to finish it and before I click play I see this comment. Once I do click play, I find that I happened to pause right before the sentence where he’s mentioned and says “heys that’s me” so just a funny coincidence I happen to see this right before hearing it

  • @MsNoPixel
    @MsNoPixel Před 4 lety +1018

    It’s adorable how rSlash always gets so overly happy when people mention him in their Reddit posts.

    • @Bladedcloud6159
      @Bladedcloud6159 Před 4 lety +44

      I know right? It makes it feel like everything is ok in the world.

    • @MamaLauren523
      @MamaLauren523 Před 4 lety +34

      It is adorable 😄

    • @TheMoonIsFrosted
      @TheMoonIsFrosted Před 4 lety +14

      So coooooot

    • @MamaLauren523
      @MamaLauren523 Před 4 lety +6

      @GenoOG They could be a fruity girl😉Seriously,fruity sounds a little weird and insulting. Why not ask if they're gay...as if it mattered and was anybody's business.

    • @9dash
      @9dash Před 4 lety +10

      "Hey, that's me!"

  • @ttsreadsredditstories2923
    @ttsreadsredditstories2923 Před 4 lety +520

    Imagine giving audio proof you're being a danger to people, literally asking to get in trouble for it, then being *surprised* about it.

  • @tojislefttoe7505
    @tojislefttoe7505 Před 4 lety +258

    Guy: "cAlL tHe fUcKiN cOpS"
    Op: Okay.
    Op: *calls the cops*
    Guy: *instant regret*

  • @brick4353
    @brick4353 Před 4 lety +1294

    The "hey! That's me!" Had me laughing.
    EDIT: I just realized this is my most liked comment, with 2nd place being 50 likes. Don't fact check that.

    • @angelinaschmidt9371
      @angelinaschmidt9371 Před 4 lety +52

      me too! rSlash is so adorable

    • @gabrielmartin977
      @gabrielmartin977 Před 4 lety +41

      He's said it before, always in that adorable tone haha

    • @MegaZero47
      @MegaZero47 Před 4 lety +24

      @@LucyAdroit Doesn't make how awestruck he sounds any less amazing, though. He sound genuinely surprised when he gets mentioned in a post.

    • @yeetedbanana5631
      @yeetedbanana5631 Před 4 lety +4

      ourWorld Lucy TrUe ThAt

    • @MegaZero47
      @MegaZero47 Před 4 lety +2

      @@yeetedbanana5631 Troo dat

  • @Verdant11686
    @Verdant11686 Před 4 lety +1126

    How did I guess this was gonna be in Australia xD we can’t not road rage

    • @melloncoliee
      @melloncoliee Před 4 lety +27

      especially when people can't merge lol

    • @BenDover-wo5gj
      @BenDover-wo5gj Před 4 lety +22

      especially when you’re in the U.S. and have no idea what you guys are talking about

    • @bluestreaker9242
      @bluestreaker9242 Před 4 lety +33

      I mean, I wouldn't know, never been, but it's equally as bad over here in the U.S. I genuinely wonder what Quaker Oats boxes these dips***s get their licenses from, 'cause they clearly didn't EARN their licenses! XD

    • @ravenvixen7903
      @ravenvixen7903 Před 4 lety +40

      It's cause OP was like "pretty sure he was greek/lebonese" and a road rage story. Instantly gives away it was an Aussie story xD

    • @spaceemperorkarl121
      @spaceemperorkarl121 Před 4 lety

      Raven Vixen yeah cause other countries totally can't have immigrants...

  • @Jamie_L.
    @Jamie_L. Před 4 lety +289

    As a Greek; we don’t claim that man
    Just listened to the audio, he doesn’t even sound Greek lmao!!!! He sounds Aussie

    • @shesabyss3915
      @shesabyss3915 Před 4 lety +28

      Greek here! Yup! He doesn't sound greek at all.

    • @Peta4241
      @Peta4241 Před 4 lety +60

      I think OP was referring to 2nd generation Greek or Lebanese, I can't speak for the rest of the country but there is a particular version of the Australian accent associated with 2nd generation (men in particular) Greek or Lebanese. YOu can hear it most when he says "call 'em" over an over. I can direct you to Acropolis Now or Superwog for exaggerations

    • @fonkaragiann
      @fonkaragiann Před 4 lety +17

      That brit-like accent! Greek but from Cyprus (different country, same language). Also cypriots tend to have a darker complexion, and sometimes are mistaken for lebanese.

    • @bengu3987
      @bengu3987 Před 4 lety +3

      I’m Turkish Cypriot and I cross to the Greek side a lot and that’s definitely not a Greek accent

    • @Bradley2806
      @Bradley2806 Před 4 lety +5

      He sounds like a lebo

  • @stephadoodledoo
    @stephadoodledoo Před 4 lety +246

    "HEY THATS ME" god, PLEASE never hand your channel off to anyone, I'll be heartbroken 😭💞

    • @parsaghorbani20
      @parsaghorbani20 Před 4 lety +2

      First off why would he hand off his channel second off r/youngpeopleyoutube

    • @stephadoodledoo
      @stephadoodledoo Před 4 lety +10

      @@parsaghorbani20 Hell would I know, but it's been happening, just look at Storytime.

    • @yotengo2807
      @yotengo2807 Před 4 lety +6

      Parsa Ghorbani you really seem to have reddit

    • @parsaghorbani20
      @parsaghorbani20 Před 4 lety

      YO TENGO should i not?

    • @Supevoc
      @Supevoc Před 4 lety +5

      stephadoodledoo and Voicey

  • @tacosauce8639
    @tacosauce8639 Před 3 lety +6

    I feel like this must have been his favorite episode, he got recognized and got audio.
    "Hey that's me!" Was so wholesome

  • @WineScrounger
    @WineScrounger Před 4 lety +29

    “Smell of cigarettes... child support and disappointment” oh god, I laughed 🤣

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads Před 4 lety +106

    "Not even Lucifer would put her on Earth."
    Thank you! Dad was getting sick of everyone blaming him for those nutjobs.

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 Před 4 lety +8

      Is detective Decker your mother?

    • @lemonland3107
      @lemonland3107 Před 4 lety +2

      R/wooooooosh

    • @LSG_Squadron
      @LSG_Squadron Před 2 lety +1

      @@lemonland3107 I come from the future to tell you that this is the worst time to r/wooosh because I want you to explain what fits r/wooosh here? It's so normal

    • @reffk5306
      @reffk5306 Před rokem +1

      @@LSG_Squadron probably someone (who never watched or didnt get the lucifer tv series reference) made a clueless comment about it then deleted it afterwards.

  • @Drake-wo9ir
    @Drake-wo9ir Před 4 lety +209

    Rslash: “evil scientists”
    My imagination: “mauhahahaha and with this freeze ray we shall cure cancer

    • @catlover2223
      @catlover2223 Před 4 lety +1

      Shall we tell him that is how skin cancers are removed, or do you think he'd laugh himself to death?

    • @_KP5
      @_KP5 Před 4 lety

      Nah

    • @frog3262
      @frog3262 Před 4 lety +5

      ...why did this take my back to despicable me

    • @gabeich2839
      @gabeich2839 Před 3 lety

      Oh no

    • @NameThatIsJust
      @NameThatIsJust Před 3 lety

      Normally evil scientists I INVENT THE FREEZEATRON. Evil evil scientists MWAHAHAHA I INVENT THE RAPEINATER

  • @user56603
    @user56603 Před 3 lety +27

    Love the line "Oh sweet lord almighty no even Lucifer could put her on this earth" you can almost feel the anger/disgust that OP felt. It materialises. And Rslash adds to the phrase with his tone. Love it.

  • @DashCamSheffield
    @DashCamSheffield Před 4 lety +91

    "you haven't got my permission to film this"
    YOU HAVE A DASH CAM! How can you argue the rights of filming someone, when you're filming yourself!?!?!
    (I'm a dash cammer myself, but not an Aussie one)

    • @rae1106
      @rae1106 Před 4 lety +9

      If you're in public space, there are no laws against filming. The only people who argue "yOU dOnT hAvE mY PerMisSiOn" are the people who don't wanna be caught doing something wrong 😂

  • @low-keydrama1260
    @low-keydrama1260 Před 4 lety +480

    Idiot: CALL THE COPS. CALL THEM
    Me: Ah, so u have chosen....jail

  • @DuckTapeWarrior1
    @DuckTapeWarrior1 Před 4 lety +552

    Does anyone else have a Karen in the family and is just waiting for a story that sounds a little too familiar?

    • @KittenLove536
      @KittenLove536 Před 4 lety +32

      nxtrash and trashew suck big one Key phrase, “used to be”. Good for you, getting away from that.

    • @christhorney
      @christhorney Před 4 lety +26

      lol yeah my mums name is karen and she is very much a karen 😂😅

    • @neilprice513
      @neilprice513 Před 4 lety +12

      I have two aunts, as well as a couple of family friends, named Karen. ;op

    • @10Raccoon
      @10Raccoon Před 4 lety +10

      I have a choosing beggar, but she hasn't grown into full on Karen yet.

    • @TheMoonIsFrosted
      @TheMoonIsFrosted Před 4 lety +10

      OH! You mean my mom! She is a complete I want your manager 😁

  • @bingosinner5853
    @bingosinner5853 Před 4 lety +55

    Ok so I wanna say that when rSlash says grunt it instantly translates to c**t. And my dad calls my DOG a grunt because she would wine and grunt to go outside. So now I always think he’s calling her a c**t.🤣🤣

  • @treehugger0241
    @treehugger0241 Před 4 lety +13

    Every time you excitedly say "Hey, that's me!" when someone namedrops you, it just makes my day.

  • @thehiddenninja3428
    @thehiddenninja3428 Před 4 lety +11

    Redditor: "I was watching rSlash"
    rSlash: "Hey! That's me! ^^ "

  • @dragonfan3934
    @dragonfan3934 Před 3 lety +4

    Whenever rSlash says "Hey, that's me!" my heart lightens

  • @GameAlicornLuna
    @GameAlicornLuna Před 4 lety +63

    Road Rager: He doesn't like you *points to himself*
    Redditor: I'm sorry.
    Road Rager: I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER! You better watch yourself! We're wanted men! I have the death sentence in 12 systems!
    Redditor: I'll be careful
    Road Rager: YOU'LL BE DEAD!!

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 Před 4 lety +2

      Is this an original trilogy meme? r/equel meme maybe?

    • @About12Turtle
      @About12Turtle Před 3 lety +1

      Ah you’re a woman of culture as well

  • @meegcrowther7280
    @meegcrowther7280 Před 4 lety +86

    The "hey thats me" made me laugh really loud waking up my boyfriend in another room. Its 1244am 😂😂😂
    It was so damn cute

    • @meegcrowther7280
      @meegcrowther7280 Před 4 lety +3

      Omg the guys are aussies!
      No one else swears that much and says "mate" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @deliren135
      @deliren135 Před 4 lety +2

      Or British-

    • @flainYT
      @flainYT Před 4 lety

      yeah, mate

    • @meegcrowther7280
      @meegcrowther7280 Před 4 lety

      @@deliren135 mate is a very aussie thing to say lol would know i am one

  • @krab1791
    @krab1791 Před 4 lety +3

    “I purchase large cars to make up for deficiencies elsewhere” 😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @Proserpira
    @Proserpira Před 4 lety +181

    "Only four years in prison? that's nice"
    god
    so aussie

    • @grain2247
      @grain2247 Před 4 lety +6

      My uncle did 8 and he is as nice as the next man

    • @Proserpira
      @Proserpira Před 4 lety +4

      @@grain2247 Someone just going to prison doesn't mean much. You can be the kindest person on earth and end up in prison.

    • @grain2247
      @grain2247 Před 4 lety +6

      @@Proserpira I know.

    • @naruto456431
      @naruto456431 Před rokem

      😂 we Australians have a very laid back approach to certain situations lol

  • @yangsinful
    @yangsinful Před 4 lety +22

    "Hey, thats me!! "
    😂😂😂😂

  • @BETRvids
    @BETRvids Před 4 lety +7

    I've been involved in a road rage incident once before. I was carpooling one of my coworkers home and some jackass came up behind us going at like 50 miles per (it was a 30 mph zone), then when he realized we weren't going to move, he swerved into the next lane hoping that the car beside us would move faster. The second driver was going the same speed as us, so this jackass just swerved back and forth between lanes. Every time he merged into the lane behind me, he looked like he turned a new shade of red. Holy shit this guy was angry. But I wasn't going to let a road rager scare me into breaking the law (speeding) just to let him get by. Myself and the driver beside me, I guess, decided to just let the guy throw his tantrum and keep driving at the same speed.
    Eventually the dude did get out behind us by going into a left turn lane and using it to get around me, but then he went right back to having to swerve around vehicles who were going slower than he was. No cops were around unfortunately, but it was still satisfying to watch this jackass squirm because me and the other driver were of the same mind.

  • @mikethor009
    @mikethor009 Před 4 lety +22

    I wonder in what country that last story happened... Because where I live that maneuver the uber driver did is pretty much commonplace.

  • @enderteimant740
    @enderteimant740 Před 4 lety +4

    "CALL THE FUCKIN COPS, CALL EM CALL EM"
    There should be a remix of this.

  • @Benwut
    @Benwut Před rokem +3

    The argument between OP and the Lebanese guy instantly told me they were Australian. The whole amount of swearing, the OP's accent, and the attitude of the Lebanese guy gives off the vibes of what happens every day here down under. Oh, and also the fact they used the word "Mate" so much is also a very Aussie thing, and us Aussies do road rage a lot.

  • @lizziethoj139
    @lizziethoj139 Před 3 lety +9

    When Rslash says “OH GOD OWNER, THIS IS TERRIBLE!” really sarcastically, I almost spat out my water in laughter!

  • @NoItsKaycee
    @NoItsKaycee Před 4 lety +14

    Road rage guy: call the cops buddy!
    Other guy: Okay, *calls cops.*
    Road Rage Guy: r/todayifuckedup

  • @howtodothings4641
    @howtodothings4641 Před 4 lety +1

    Why is audio of Australians fighting the most hilarious thing I've EVER heard in my LIFE.

  • @randomdude2047
    @randomdude2047 Před 4 lety +100

    "Never lied"
    Me: not even on April fools?
    Edit: 40 likes in 4 hours... Didn't think that would happen in my life thanks

  • @dynamicsword2580
    @dynamicsword2580 Před 4 lety +8

    The best part is you can hear him shaking after he said he would call the cops

  • @Spika94
    @Spika94 Před 4 lety +18

    "The landlady is about a thousand years old" LMAO.

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley Před 3 lety

      Of course it would be the person with the anime pfp..

    • @Spika94
      @Spika94 Před 3 lety

      Of course it would be the person with the furry pfp..

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley Před 3 lety

      @@Spika94 I changed it back for that joke, lol.

    • @Spika94
      @Spika94 Před 3 lety

      @@nikkiofthevalley Honestly, if you were making a joke, I seriously couldn't tell.

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley Před 3 lety

      @@Spika94 No, I wanted you to say the same thing I said back to me. I originally had my pfp as my username with a lit piece of dynamite behind it.

  • @NeoMorphUK
    @NeoMorphUK Před 3 lety +1

    “He’s Greek or Lebanese.” What the actual passionate hug? HE’S AUSTRALIAN. LOL

  • @ruthzofiaskrytek4744
    @ruthzofiaskrytek4744 Před 4 lety +39

    The story about the entitled Karen in the pub scared me cus I was literally in that same situation as a kid (I was the daughter) very creepily similar story!!!!!

  • @AtChiaPet
    @AtChiaPet Před 4 lety +63

    Let’s hope the road rager ends up having a bad day in traffic because of this

    • @mcgee.philip
      @mcgee.philip Před 4 lety +3

      Uhh... Did you watch the vid? He was sentenced

  • @timehunter9467
    @timehunter9467 Před 4 lety +2

    I would have danced to that mailbox every time she was watching with a personal letter in my hand!

  • @shadowfox6842
    @shadowfox6842 Před 2 lety +1

    I love how he said "Hey thats me!"
    You can just hear the excitement in his voice

  • @heliaaxis5823
    @heliaaxis5823 Před 4 lety +23

    Oh no, guys like that make me embarassed to be Australian.

    • @trucetruce335
      @trucetruce335 Před 4 lety +5

      As an American who’s seen plenty USA tourist stereotypes play out irl I feel your pain

    • @pooppooper9033
      @pooppooper9033 Před 4 lety

      I thought the guy said he was Greek.

    • @pejee123
      @pejee123 Před 4 lety +5

      @@pooppooper9033 australia is very multicultural so OP was saying hes of greek descent. Honestly he said either lebanese or greek, that dude sounded leb to me

    • @shackles5850
      @shackles5850 Před 4 lety

      pretty sure it's a new zealand accent - I have parents from both aus & nz and they had a more NZ leaning accent

    • @pejee123
      @pejee123 Před 4 lety +1

      @@shackles5850 idk sounds more australian to me

  • @moseschong33
    @moseschong33 Před 4 lety +3

    My teacher always gave me the stink eye, why? Cause I have natural brown hair and she pulled me aside and said, "hey you (poster) why is your hair coloured?!". I replied with it's completely natural, and she said "bullshit! No colouring of hair while you're in this school so colour it black" and I look at her and say "but if I were to colour my hair my hair black wouldn't it mean I'm going against school rules by colouring my hair?" She called the principal and told him (the principal has all our personal info) and told her it was completely natural, for the next two year she would she would give me the stink eye and I would reply with a smug face and a small grin.

    • @AlliumTheAce
      @AlliumTheAce Před 4 lety +1

      Ok wait there for a second... brown is one of the most common hair colors to have. Does your teacher live under a rock or something? Is your school just full of gingers and blondes? I’m so confused about how this happened

  • @veronicastevens7956
    @veronicastevens7956 Před rokem +1

    There is something sooo Australian about that audio: I am going to aggressively rage at you while still calling you "mate, buddy and champ". It's like the Ozzie version of the patronising "sweetie".

  • @SilverFang2789
    @SilverFang2789 Před 4 lety +1

    As a motel front desk employee, I get told that on the regular. "Call the cops". Except when I do the assholes are gone and the cops just shrug their shoulders. It's beyond frustrating sometimes.

  • @TheSecondAngel
    @TheSecondAngel Před 4 lety +7

    I love when Australia’s swear or get angry when they talk I just love it

    • @JerseyAnimations1
      @JerseyAnimations1 Před 3 lety

      Same here especially also Scottish people who have creative insults when talking with people

  • @Mystaroo
    @Mystaroo Před 4 lety +5

    Final Post:
    Road Rager: [*raging at OP*]
    Op: Call the police... But not for me
    Road Rager: [*Shocked Pickachu Face*]

  • @KaiyaCorrbin
    @KaiyaCorrbin Před 4 lety +1

    As one of those lab people that works in the dark basement, it definitely attracts a certain type of person to the job--not because we are angry, but mostly because you just have to have a certain personality and level of intelligence to enjoy the job, which also leads to terrible social skills and weird tendencies. 😂 I love it, though.

  • @sakura368
    @sakura368 Před 2 lety +2

    rory seems like a very trustworthy person to protect you if you're innocent, unfortunately it's the opposite if you're guilty, because apparently he literally *never lies*

  • @ragnorukus4347
    @ragnorukus4347 Před 4 lety +13

    I absolutely love Australian ragers. hearing'em makes me nearly die laughing each time.

    • @naruto456431
      @naruto456431 Před rokem

      Trust me when I say we can be the nicest people on the planet but piss us off we become absolute animals sometimes lol 😆 😂

  • @yuigohkid1
    @yuigohkid1 Před 4 lety +8

    Bless the redditers that include audio, the only thing that would make this better is if there was more visual puppy bloopers

  • @Honorableflickflack
    @Honorableflickflack Před 3 lety +1

    In the voice recording they said mate so much that I just imagined two pissed off kangaroos fighting. And idk why but I found that hilarious

    • @saltyz72
      @saltyz72 Před rokem

      As an Aussie I can see how you might think that.....LMAO😂

  • @shadychandelure2602
    @shadychandelure2602 Před 3 lety +1

    "And prepare his liver for university"
    Best line in the slash videos I've watch

  • @rusn638
    @rusn638 Před 4 lety +109

    Everyone: First
    Me: If you're first, why are there people saying "first"? *loud karen noise*

  • @Treesah35
    @Treesah35 Před 4 lety +4

    Goos morning R slash. Thank you for keeping it real and keeping us all prepared for society. Don't let reading these stories make you cynical though. Just prepared.

  • @lau_raw_ahh
    @lau_raw_ahh Před 4 lety +1

    I knew that last one was gonna be an Aussie story. Not surprised some people are just angry human beings and don’t desserve to be able to drive.

  • @BEELZEBABE69
    @BEELZEBABE69 Před 4 lety +1

    I love when he says "hey!! Thats me!!" Its so friggin cute

  • @markhitchens787
    @markhitchens787 Před 4 lety +5

    Lmao I was just watching one of your old malicious compliance vids when I get the notification for this one

  • @0Onyx13
    @0Onyx13 Před 4 lety +4

    "Yeah I did an illegal maneuver. Sure you can record me saying that. Call the police! CALL THE POLICE! (6x)"
    "Hello police, a driver drove illegally, yes I have him admitting it on camera"
    *surprised pikachu face*
    ..... really mate??? 😂

  • @BestWorstGeneral
    @BestWorstGeneral Před 2 lety +1

    Loved the 2 Australians fighting at the end!

  • @emilybishop1080
    @emilybishop1080 Před 4 lety

    Bruh the accents make the argument so much better. Also "you think you're bad cause your big"

  • @ritchier3346
    @ritchier3346 Před 4 lety +5

    rSlash reacting to people mentioning his name makes my day

  • @syriatheseraph
    @syriatheseraph Před 4 lety +4

    I wish there was a super like button, or that I could press it more times. These stories are great, but your telling of them is why I keep coming back. You’re voice is calming and familiar. So, thank you for being you and providing us with such wonderful content. You’re the best!

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter Před 3 lety +1

    "Prep his liver for university"
    Love this line 😂

  • @tobyboat8930
    @tobyboat8930 Před 3 lety +2

    Me: **seeing people referencing memes** I’m so proud of this community

  • @haimmaik
    @haimmaik Před 4 lety +4

    lol fight in a British accent sounds so polite even with all the dirty words :O....

  • @iknowslotabouttanks7246
    @iknowslotabouttanks7246 Před 4 lety +3

    Imagine getting ganged up by a bunch of Karen’s and one says: I want to speak to the manager
    Translation: give me free beer

  • @masonjohnson9263
    @masonjohnson9263 Před 4 lety +2

    Op: after listening to so much Rslash last night
    Rslash: hey that's me
    Me: dies of laughter, making my coworkers think I'm crazy.

  • @FirithPanda
    @FirithPanda Před 4 lety +1

    "I AM THE OW ER. NOW GET THE HELL OUT."
    God damn I love that story

  • @Azuraion
    @Azuraion Před 4 lety +3

    Oh man, caught me off guard with the early upload!
    As always, thank you for the great bedtime stories every night.
    Lots of love from Aussieland m8 «3

  • @binkao2938
    @binkao2938 Před 4 lety +3

    I’m not Australian enough to hear that Greek/Lebanese(?!) accent 😅

  • @pythiacael3876
    @pythiacael3876 Před 4 lety +1

    being angry seems to make people deaf to what words they are spewing out then got amnesia to what was being shouted around. eye roll. lol

  • @lifeoffire9248
    @lifeoffire9248 Před 4 lety +1

    I’ve learned that anyone that drives a big truck that isn’t for work (men and women) is a crap driver, who cuts you off (probably brake checks too), and thinks they’re better than you. I grew up in Texas, and the amount of times I almost got in wrecks with assholes like that is insane.

  • @kenziebritton3580
    @kenziebritton3580 Před 4 lety +8

    I'm so excited for you!!! Rslash, you are steadily rising in the ranks Im super happy at how far you're coming!!!

  • @lynxg3598
    @lynxg3598 Před 4 lety +5

    very very nice ima listen to this playing minecraft lmao

  • @PlainJanePlants
    @PlainJanePlants Před 4 lety +2

    I LOVE THIS CHANNEL! It has become part of my daily routine to grab my coffee, put headphones in at my desk and enjoy these videos uninterrupted. Gotta have my daily rSlash!

  • @fchb1239
    @fchb1239 Před 4 lety +2

    People like you telling stories, people like uploading stories. it’s a win win situation :D

  • @nna_
    @nna_ Před 4 lety +6

    The last time I'm this early I haven't been born yet

  • @compatriot5204
    @compatriot5204 Před 4 lety +7

    I'm pretty sure he is not Greek, Greeks have different accent

    • @aishaalrumaihi8917
      @aishaalrumaihi8917 Před 4 lety +1

      yeah, he does not sound greek nor middle eastern, why is it important to know his background, does not add anything to the story

    • @Chuckf66
      @Chuckf66 Před 3 lety

      It's a typical Melbourne Lebanese accent.

    • @mrsnrub282
      @mrsnrub282 Před 3 lety

      He means of Greek/Lebanese descent, but still an Australian. The descendants of immigrants from that region have a slightly different accent to Australians from British descent. They also have a stereotype of being overly aggressive like this guy is, but luckily all the ones I know are deadset legends

  • @klikkolee
    @klikkolee Před 2 lety +1

    something I find interesting: in my jurisdiction, the uber driver's maneuver would be illegal -- on the exact basis that the road-rager tried to claim: you can't change lanes in an intersection

  • @shikuthetempest
    @shikuthetempest Před 4 lety +2

    That recording made my week. Oh my goodness.

  • @johnnyjustadude1999
    @johnnyjustadude1999 Před 4 lety +23

    18:00 your welcome here’s the audio

    • @Mark-sl5bf
      @Mark-sl5bf Před 4 lety +2

      Thank you God

    • @TheMoonIsFrosted
      @TheMoonIsFrosted Před 4 lety +1

      God, you are Danny davido

    • @PandoraMaximova
      @PandoraMaximova Před 4 lety

      You're*
      And the story is important for context. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @DavidLee-df888
      @DavidLee-df888 Před 4 lety +1

      @@TheMoonIsFrosted who is Danny davido? I've heard of Danny Devito, the American actor but who are you talking abou?

    • @xforbreakfast
      @xforbreakfast Před 4 lety +1

      Thanks

  • @JodyBruchon
    @JodyBruchon Před 4 lety +3

    OI YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT IPHONE MATE?!

  • @Arch_Twisted
    @Arch_Twisted Před 3 lety

    18:50 "only FOUR years in prison"
    God that made me laugh, idk why.

  • @BeLoud13
    @BeLoud13 Před rokem

    That's true about lab techs. I was an RN in a big hospital, and we nurses all agreed: When we call the lab and try to be lighthearted and funny, there is no response. Only the lab. When we call X-ray, IT, anywhere else, they will joke along with you; Not the lab.

  • @LordMagnetron
    @LordMagnetron Před 4 lety +26

    probably the closest i'll ever be to first, lol: keep doing what you do!

    • @shadowwart3113
      @shadowwart3113 Před 4 lety +1

      same

    • @flashrobbie
      @flashrobbie Před 4 lety +1

      it's cool, this is one of those rare things where participation awards are just as important

    • @Lankfordmath
      @Lankfordmath Před 4 lety +1

      It says that this comment was 16 seconds ago yet there is a comment from an hour ago

  • @Gh0uliish
    @Gh0uliish Před 4 lety +5

    Yess early again 💕

  • @THG_thehumangod
    @THG_thehumangod Před 4 lety +2

    Breaking news: a road rager performed an illegal maneuver on a highway and when the victim asks what the man's problem is, the criminal only said "call the cops! Go ahead, call them!"
    The criminal: *MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING!*

  • @aldproductions2301
    @aldproductions2301 Před 3 lety

    "I don't work here anymore", "I'm going to get you fired!" XD

  • @georgeanos7831
    @georgeanos7831 Před 4 lety +4

    The last guy wasn't greek. His accent doesnt say so at least.

    • @georgeagorastos7181
      @georgeagorastos7181 Před 4 lety

      yep definitely not greek

    • @harbymastopia9635
      @harbymastopia9635 Před 4 lety

      he may have greek features but grew up in australia that his accent changed i think 🤷‍♂️

    • @georgeanos7831
      @georgeanos7831 Před 4 lety

      @@harbymastopia9635 that would be possible

    • @georgeagorastos7181
      @georgeagorastos7181 Před 4 lety

      @@harbymastopia9635 it just sounds like this guy lumps all foreigners in one boat. No matter what you will always have some accent in certain words

    • @Peta4241
      @Peta4241 Před 4 lety

      I think OP was referring to 2nd generation Australian Greek or Lebanese, I can't speak for the rest of the country but in Sydney at least there is a particular version of the Australian accent associated with 2nd generation (men in particular) Greek or Lebanese people. You can hear it most when he says "call 'em" over and over. I can direct you to Acropolis Now or Superwog for exaggerations

  • @NaniJapaneseForWhat
    @NaniJapaneseForWhat Před 4 lety +6

    Got the notif
    Hi

  • @jamiecampbell779
    @jamiecampbell779 Před 4 lety

    Fantastic! Thanks for the audio OP!!!

  • @C4Oc.
    @C4Oc. Před 4 lety

    Imagine not being an employee at a certain place and a Karen comes up to you and says she's gonna fire you...
    If that were to ever happen to me, I'd just laugh and say "Go on, fire me, I already don't work here anymore"

  • @RikuHachima959
    @RikuHachima959 Před 4 lety +4

    .

  • @kylemartin773
    @kylemartin773 Před 4 lety +7

    first

  • @martyngregory1282
    @martyngregory1282 Před 4 lety

    main reason I think this is the best redit channel is simply You portray the Karen's and the Kevin's So Well Thank You

  • @waynesworld3d975
    @waynesworld3d975 Před 4 lety +1

    Thank you so much for uploading on such a regular basis. I wake up, get in the shower and when I get out, BAM! New video! I make sure I give all your vids a thumbs up! Thank you again!