Everything Wrong With Genesis 9 in the Bible

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  • Noah gets wasted! Biblical morality at its finest!
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Komentáře • 591

  • @paulymac5513
    @paulymac5513 Před 4 lety +120

    As a Christian I can assure you the average atheist knows the Bible better than 99% of Christians, thanks for going through these verses with a fine tooth comb for us, we need to see your perspective to learn the truth.

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 Před 4 lety +41

      Pauly Mac
      As an atheist I’d just like thank you for being polite and not immediately dismissing him as others in these comments seem to do. Hope this didn’t sound rude I’m not good with words. Have a good day.

    • @justingichohi470
      @justingichohi470 Před 4 lety +1

      Hi what have you learnt so far

    • @p.bamygdala2139
      @p.bamygdala2139 Před 3 lety +2

      Pauly thanks for sharing.
      I imagine that lots of people on this channel look forward to hearing from you again.

    • @mykaelajones7780
      @mykaelajones7780 Před 3 lety +7

      You're awesome for not instantly condemning him and all atheists to Hell just bc he's offering Biblical facts from a different perspective 😌👌 Have a great day, friend!

    • @JoeySehn
      @JoeySehn Před 2 lety +5

      Thanks for reflecting real Christianity through following the one true commandment, Pauly! #dontbeadick

  • @panqueque445
    @panqueque445 Před 3 lety +88

    God is literally like "I said there'd no flood to cover the ENTIRE earth. So a little hurricane here and there is ok right guys? You guys don't mind a small tragedy right?"

    • @bestaround3323
      @bestaround3323 Před 3 lety +2

      Eh, smite makes sky daddy happy. It doesn't hurt anyone any makes me feel good.

    • @AndrewJens
      @AndrewJens Před rokem +1

      Yep, and don't forget the floods that have happened: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_floods (and that's just some of them in the last seven centuries).
      I wonder what the final thought was of any of the religious people who drowned in those was?

  • @nicolasandre9886
    @nicolasandre9886 Před 4 lety +103

    "Rainbows don't always show up when there are clouds over the Earth, or even after there is rainfall"
    Isn't that why the LGBT flag was invented, and gay prides are organized on a regular basis?
    By the way, thank you to all gay pride organizers to remind god not to kill everyone in a big flood ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

  • @rashaseden7062
    @rashaseden7062 Před 4 lety +92

    "Your Honor, my client did not see a rainbow before the acts of murder of which he is accused occurred."

  • @patrickvalvardy6279
    @patrickvalvardy6279 Před 4 lety +121

    Christian Game of thrones fans: Season 8 was poorly written and didn't make sense
    Also Christian Game of thrones fans: The Bible makes perfect sense and is a masterpiece

    • @petera.6568
      @petera.6568 Před 4 lety

      Both to me and to Jesus, your comment doesn't make any sense. Well the Spirit is telling me that you are really into some kind of stuffs which makes God unhappy so I'd be praying for you.

    • @mischarowe
      @mischarowe Před 4 lety +1

      Yep.

    • @mischarowe
      @mischarowe Před 4 lety +20

      @@petera.6568 The flying spaghetti monster told me you love gay porn.
      That, and OP makes perfect sense.

    • @petera.6568
      @petera.6568 Před 3 lety

      @@mischarowe You can say whatever you want to.. Ultimately you've gotta be answerable to Yeshua.

    • @petera.6568
      @petera.6568 Před 3 lety

      @Sun Flower Everything is not a mental illness. The Holy Spirit speaking to a person doesn't mean that the person is hearing sounds like in the case of schizophrenia. These are words you hear inside of your mind.

  • @valetudo4041
    @valetudo4041 Před 4 lety +218

    This is a good way to get familiar with the bible without it being boring.

    • @ricardoaguirre6126
      @ricardoaguirre6126 Před 4 lety +6

      Check out the Hannah and Jake CZcams channel.

    • @piijay14
      @piijay14 Před 4 lety +3

      Nothing boring about the Gospel.

    • @piijay14
      @piijay14 Před 4 lety

      @Zeal! What's so ridiculous about it?

    • @cephas5053
      @cephas5053 Před 4 lety +2

      He’s cherry picking and ignoring context hard lmao

    • @berserkerbray4421
      @berserkerbray4421 Před 4 lety +14

      @@piijay14 Miracles, a god with a lack of morals. A big impossible boat. An old dude that lives way to long. A guy who splits a sea in half. Incest. The list continues...

  • @jeff-8511
    @jeff-8511 Před 4 lety +156

    a drunk, naked, 600 year old guy who condemns his grandson to slavery for no good reason?!? Sounds like good old Noah !!

    • @ralfhaggstrom9862
      @ralfhaggstrom9862 Před 4 lety +11

      And gods love ...............

    • @2ahdcat
      @2ahdcat Před 4 lety +8

      Oh, and rainbows are post-it notes. lol

    • @Akira625
      @Akira625 Před 4 lety +14

      And that passage was used to justify centuries of black enslavement.

    • @hainleysimpson1507
      @hainleysimpson1507 Před 3 lety +7

      Akira And the most insane part is that most black people are Christians and I used to be one which just fucks with me.

    • @justinwatson1510
      @justinwatson1510 Před 3 lety +1

      I’m glad you made it out.

  • @stillwaters2121
    @stillwaters2121 Před 4 lety +46

    Noah lived to be 950 years old, but only had 3 sons ? ? ?

    • @TheFunGun5
      @TheFunGun5 Před 4 lety +17

      You ever seen 600 year old ballsack? His wife wanted none of that.

    • @zecuse
      @zecuse Před 4 lety +11

      Which only leaves 6 people to repopulate the Earth. More intense incest!

    • @haggismcbaggis9485
      @haggismcbaggis9485 Před 4 lety +13

      Ya! And he didn't have them until he was around 500 years old. The same time he started building the ark. What was he doing all that time? Maybe he was one serious badass bachelor.

    • @justingichohi470
      @justingichohi470 Před 4 lety +13

      @@haggismcbaggis9485 and his wife is not in the picture at all, see how the bible portrays men as the important species, they never mention the wives of the sons of noah, women are not acting at in this book as it should be...

    • @camwyn256
      @camwyn256 Před 2 lety +3

      @@TheFunGun5 but that 500 year old sack. Yummy. Had all three sons when Noah was 500

  • @tonydarcy1606
    @tonydarcy1606 Před 4 lety +45

    Whilst Noah was busy cursing Caanan, the penguins were about 50 miles into their journey south.

    • @goldenalt3166
      @goldenalt3166 Před 4 lety +14

      At least penguins can swim. The poor kolas are having to build a raft for the kangaroos.

    • @Pandalka
      @Pandalka Před 4 lety +5

      @@goldenalt3166 you know now why we, pandas are so rare

    • @berserkerbray4421
      @berserkerbray4421 Před 4 lety +4

      @@goldenalt3166 Yes. It was also really scary for the fish since most of them drowned from the flood

    • @hope-cat4894
      @hope-cat4894 Před 3 lety +3

      There's a whole epic side-story about how all the animals got home that we'll never know. 😔

  • @Craxin01
    @Craxin01 Před 4 lety +63

    I've been taking care of my grandfather for a few years now, which includes helping him bathe and cleaning him up after he goes to the bathroom. I've seen way more old man nudity than I ever wanted to, so does that mean I deserve to be a slave now? Most people would say I'm being a very good grandson, I guess God ain't one of them.

    • @jeffholland3502
      @jeffholland3502 Před 4 lety +14

      You are a Very Good person for taking care of your grandfather.

    • @GloryBeToGodForever
      @GloryBeToGodForever Před 4 lety +1

      @Craxin01
      *God* does think you’re a good grandson. Thanks to Him, you have food on table, clothes, a bed, clean water, you can walk, you can see, you have a cellphone, and much more. Others are not so fortunate.
      And others would trade places with you in a heartbeat just to have a hot meal everyday. So be thankful because *God* loves you more than what you think. Watch this movie it will answer a lot of your questions. czcams.com/video/paMCMnjWLRE/video.html
      *God* bless.

    • @teletoonfan
      @teletoonfan Před 4 lety +11

      if nudity is so immoral, why are we born naked?

    • @teletoonfan
      @teletoonfan Před 4 lety +13

      @@GloryBeToGodForever god is not responsible, at least in any direct way, for most of the things you just listed, even if he did exist...god did not create the cell phone..people did...now im guessing youd say that he created the materials cell phones are made from...even if i concede that point, which i dont, he most certainly didnt provide the blueprints...or the explaination of the physical processes necessary to manipulate the raw material into the cell phone, or the infrastructure needed to create a cell phone network...or the labor to make it all happen...

    • @berserkerbray4421
      @berserkerbray4421 Před 4 lety +9

      @@GloryBeToGodForever If he love me so much then why does he threaten to send me to a place of eternal suffering?

  • @SadisticSenpai61
    @SadisticSenpai61 Před 2 lety +8

    I've heard some argue that Ham raped his father when he was passed out drunk. But ofc that's not actually in the text, so it's all them trying to rationalize how seeing your father passed out drunk and naked could justify that curse that Noah placed on... his grandson? Noah didn't actually curse Ham, he cursed Canaan for what Ham did... Genius.

  • @Yurifan420
    @Yurifan420 Před 4 lety +29

    3/10 - Epic of Gilgamesh was a better flood remake.

    • @wolftitan
      @wolftitan Před rokem +1

      Actually the "Epic of Gilgamesh" was made first. The "Noah" story is a plagiarization.

  • @sad-pt7xd
    @sad-pt7xd Před 4 lety +36

    God is using humans for a free xp farm

  • @jhill4874
    @jhill4874 Před 4 lety +18

    Fill the Earth... Well, we've accomplished that. Check that one off.

  • @atheistechoes9594
    @atheistechoes9594 Před 3 lety +9

    I find it so awful that my family still believes this story is accurate to history i told my grandma how disgusting it was to turn noahs ark into a cutsie kids story when its about mass genocide and all she cared about was doing her mail

  • @Onganana
    @Onganana Před 3 lety +29

    I can't imagine living my life defending and arguing for this trash of a novel. I'd rather defend Harry Potter. I'd still get a butter beer.

    • @camwyn256
      @camwyn256 Před 2 lety +3

      Butter Beer is the worst sin in Harry Potter. Far greater sins in the Bible

  • @videogamemusic2962
    @videogamemusic2962 Před 2 lety +3

    I'm very surprised you didn't notice the massive loophole in the sentence "Never again will the waters become a flood to destroy all life". He's not promising never to genocide, he's promising never to genocide... with a flood.

    • @Xaviallin1
      @Xaviallin1 Před 2 lety

      He did. He mentioned about Hurricane Katrina showing that god is a liar

  • @worldlywoman9136
    @worldlywoman9136 Před 3 lety +22

    I've never been so into the bible as I am to your reading!! This book is insane and hilarious 🤘🏻

  • @purpleteabard5223
    @purpleteabard5223 Před 4 lety +48

    These videos are great! Keep up the good work.

  • @d.o.m.494
    @d.o.m.494 Před 4 lety +8

    I love how Ken Ham's last name is the same as Noah's son Ham who saw his father's tonker.

  • @farlado5459
    @farlado5459 Před 2 lety +4

    There's some interesting ways people have interpreted Ham "seeing his father's nakedness," so far as saying Ham engaged in sexual acts with his father, since that's what's meant in other cases of a son "seeing his father's nakedness." Just a fun aside.

    • @maegardnermills4292
      @maegardnermills4292 Před 4 měsíci

      Seeing his father's nakedness is seeing his mother. Her skirt was open. Noah was drunk. They covered his body. They covered their mother's body. Perhaps a womb born child of Ham needed to be cursed.

  • @podtherod9304
    @podtherod9304 Před 4 lety +18

    Actually, yes, sharks and bears often are afraid of us

    • @DigitalNoodle
      @DigitalNoodle Před 4 lety

      There is a bear near where my mom lives and it runs away at the sight of humans.

    • @tonydarcy1606
      @tonydarcy1606 Před 4 lety +3

      But the mossies seem pretty fearless !

    • @kingzach74
      @kingzach74 Před 4 lety +5

      Bears yes, sharks usually aren't afraid of humans unless they have a boat with a powerful engine and propellers.

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 Před 4 lety +6

      Pod The Rod
      Bro forget sharks and bears wasps and mosquitoes have an odd way of showing fear.

    • @r_A_ven
      @r_A_ven Před 4 lety +2

      @@arandomuser9459 dont forget geese!

  • @littlewoodimp
    @littlewoodimp Před 2 lety +10

    This is excellent! Love your commentary.
    It's when the biblical passages are taken apart and especially when read out loud, it's so clear that this all originated as a story told over and over. The way the numbers & times etc become exaggerated the longer the story goes on, the repetitions to 'spellbind' and lull the listeners before some dramatic event to wake them back up, the breathless descriptions of magical events ... these are ancient oral storytelling devices that are still used today. (Because they work for humans.) I can practically see the families gathered under the dark sky, with the flames lighting their faces and the night at their backs. All intent on one person's passionate, gesture filled, entertaining, tale that explains us and everything.

  • @antitheist3206
    @antitheist3206 Před 4 lety +17

    Cannibalism is the eating of your own species, not the eating of something still alive.
    I don't even know how you made that mistake.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 Před 2 lety +2

      I think he misunderstood the word "lifeblood" there, especially since it seems like it refers to your family like a verse later? It might be the translation, but regardless I also thought it was a weird mistake.

    • @antitheist3206
      @antitheist3206 Před 2 lety +2

      @@mastermarkus5307
      Fair enough.

    • @AH-tx4ce
      @AH-tx4ce Před 2 lety

      Yeah you are right bro
      But he is a vegitarian so he thinks whoever kills animal for their stomach is cannibalism
      As an vegitarian i can understand his feelings bro😄

    • @camwyn256
      @camwyn256 Před 2 lety

      @@AH-tx4ce so plants are fine to eat? Just because a radish can't scream?

  • @arcticblaze2522
    @arcticblaze2522 Před 4 lety +23

    I got a bible ad bruh

    • @bongalostudios506
      @bongalostudios506 Před 3 lety +4

      Every time I click on one of his videos it always has some church ad. And very emotional ones to..

    • @mykaelajones7780
      @mykaelajones7780 Před 3 lety

      I got a JW ad

  • @suzannemenuet947
    @suzannemenuet947 Před 3 lety +6

    This channel has provided me hours of entertainment so far. I look forward to more!

  • @Bailer86
    @Bailer86 Před 4 lety +4

    I think I mentioned in a previous video that I don’t it insane that God sent the flood to kill the wicked, and then when the water recedes, God promises never to do it again and admits that humans are still wicked. So I’m wondering why flood the earth in the first place.

  • @Sam_on_YouTube
    @Sam_on_YouTube Před 4 lety +7

    I remember for a school project, I needed to write something from the perspective of a slave owner, so I intentionally took some line about kosher stuff out of context. I knew the actual slave owners used biblical passages for that purpose, butI didn't know until later which ones.

  • @joshuaokoro-sokoh2993
    @joshuaokoro-sokoh2993 Před 4 lety +5

    There were 8 people in the world at that time. Currently, Humans next to rats are the most widespread animal species on the planet. I think it's safe to say that commandment has been fulfilled.

  • @donsample1002
    @donsample1002 Před 4 lety +7

    The injunction against eating meat containing its lifeblood has nothing to do with cannibalism, it just says "no eating blood"

  • @mischarowe
    @mischarowe Před 4 lety +5

    You should totally record reading the bible and make audio books. Audio books of the bible for atheists. I would actually buy that. Great series. :)

  • @brunozeigerts6379
    @brunozeigerts6379 Před 4 lety +14

    'And the rainbow shall become a symbol of the LGBT comm.... wait, that's not what I meant!'

    • @TheEyez187
      @TheEyez187 Před 4 lety +2

      Was about to comment the same! :D

  • @TheEyez187
    @TheEyez187 Před 4 lety +5

    Did no one ever spray water out of their mouth and see the rainbow in the mist!?!?
    That's right! Gods covenant can be re-created by spitting!

  • @shuying2368
    @shuying2368 Před 4 lety +2

    There must be some context we're not getting.
    No matter what strange the bible might seems, it can't be that ridiculous for Noah to punish his son just because he's the 1st person to find him...

  • @rigo_24
    @rigo_24 Před 4 lety +12

    Everytime he uploads a new chapter, I GET EXCITED!!!!!!

  • @jesuschavez8417
    @jesuschavez8417 Před 4 lety +5

    I feel like the children asked the adults what those colors in the sky were and they made up the whole story just to make it entertaining lol

  • @johnalanelson
    @johnalanelson Před 3 lety +2

    He didn't say there would never again be floods, just that there would not be a flood over the entire earth.

  • @frankybushaw9863
    @frankybushaw9863 Před 3 lety +3

    I was really afraid of everyone saying god was coming back but honestly I can’t believe in him now

    • @bestaround3323
      @bestaround3323 Před 3 lety

      Ah, but have you read about revelations? I assure you, God coming back definitely wouldn't be fun. It is over kill to the extreme. Seriously, how did no one proof read that and think "Hey, aren't people supposed to survive these first seven seals?"

  • @thekyuwa
    @thekyuwa Před 4 lety +13

    i love this series... i cant stop laughing... keep it up

  • @GJCServices
    @GJCServices Před 4 lety +5

    Grape vines grown from seeds may take two to seven years to produce grapes, SO

  • @camerongreensill6761
    @camerongreensill6761 Před 3 lety +1

    Sometimes rainbows are completely flat, and sometimes you can see from an airplane that its a complete circle. So its not even a rainbow. This whole book was written by people who didn't know where the sun went at night.

  • @tobznoobs
    @tobznoobs Před 2 lety +2

    "I don't need a reminder to not murder people."
    that is some real shit right there. you were thought when you are young not to hurt people yet someone needs a rainbow to not murder anyone.

  • @explorer360degreesphilippi4
    @explorer360degreesphilippi4 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Thank you for your video. As a Christian and strong believer of the bible, your video open my eyes more to see the deeper truth. Now I am more convinced that what was written in the bible is the ULTIMATE TRUTH.

  • @deconstruct.with.raejene
    @deconstruct.with.raejene Před 2 lety +1

    As a former Jehovah’s Witness,, thousands have died bc of that scripture and they wont admit that they’re wrong bc of that 😔

  • @gersonfilho898
    @gersonfilho898 Před 4 lety +3

    haha! Your videos are very good. I laugh a lot watching them.
    I can't stop following this channel. Great job!
    Could you make future videos about the apocryphal books? And all of that stuff they decided to let out of the Bible.
    I want to read those books just for curiosity but I can't find a trustworthy site to download it.
    Thanks! Lets keep laughing about the insane creeds of others! haha

  • @SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers

    More evidence, if there's room for more, that a person wrote this stuff with no help. This god sent rainbows that can only be seen from the perspective of the viewer on the ground and with the sun above.
    As this god is above will he be unable to see it? If so then he's free to forget his promise.
    But wait, there's hope, it's a super being, how can a super being forget and, why does he need this rainbow post-it note?

    • @ilovegir
      @ilovegir Před 4 lety +1

      rainbow thing is kind of libatrd. all that goody goody stuff

    • @KG-VanityInKnickers
      @KG-VanityInKnickers Před 3 lety

      There are many ways to kill a whole planet of people. Drowning is merely one of them....

  • @ssjgarfield
    @ssjgarfield Před 4 lety +22

    Great series so far
    Genesis has to be the clunkiest story ever written. The whole thing has more holes then swiss cheese inhabited by 10 generations of mice and it's morals are horrendous. I'd rather read Brian Griffin's "Faster then the speed of love" then this nonesense.
    If we really are all decendants of Noah, shouldn't that reflect in our gene pool?

    • @PaintedCavern
      @PaintedCavern Před 4 lety

      It does show in genetics.

    • @zecuse
      @zecuse Před 4 lety +1

      @@PaintedCavern Not to 4000 years it doesn't. There's a genealogy that prevents you from pushing this event further into the past.

    • @r_A_ven
      @r_A_ven Před 4 lety +3

      @@PaintedCavern nope. every species has a minimum amount of specimens to be able to viably reproduce. I cant tell you the exact number for humans (you can google it if you wanna know) but it most certainly is a lot more than 2! Noah and his wife cant possibly be the only ancestors of all the humans alive today. Inbreeding could have only worked for a few generations at maximum.

    • @01Sunshine234
      @01Sunshine234 Před 4 lety +3

      @@r_A_ven Especially considering that there are 4 blood types, all of which can't come from 2 people. There's actually plenty of factors.

    • @p.bamygdala2139
      @p.bamygdala2139 Před 3 lety +1

      Ssjgarfield:
      I'd love to read "A Passing Fancy"

  • @akshara487
    @akshara487 Před 2 lety +2

    Love this series. Where you read all the verses. I am a vegetarian and an animal lover. It makes me sad how God in bible didn't care about animals. Also i love your humour and the way you talk about them

    • @camwyn256
      @camwyn256 Před 2 lety +2

      No. God loved animals. He shirked Cain's offerings of plants and favored the offerings of meat

  • @KodiaxeMusic
    @KodiaxeMusic Před 2 lety +1

    Rainbow: God, no smiting! God, no smiting, God no smitting!
    God: Oh mannnn!

  • @NeroWolf42
    @NeroWolf42 Před 4 lety +5

    would it be possible for you to do this with all of the bible, because this is good

  • @harrybarry4158
    @harrybarry4158 Před 4 lety +6

    'Everything that lives and moves about will be food for you'
    Some bacon anyone?

  • @anthonywilkes5290
    @anthonywilkes5290 Před 4 lety +12

    Will you ever do a video like this for chapters in other holy books? (The Qu'ran, Bhagavad gita, Buddhist sutras, etc)

    • @ceftomapothelyamburcsvlafr2734
      @ceftomapothelyamburcsvlafr2734 Před 4 lety +4

      I am a Pagan, Buddhist is my favorite and the only religion that I almost loved every teachings just like my Wiccan’s rules in a different way. The one I dislike the most is the whole Bible , it’s rules and Jehova’s Witness rules . I left christianity because I don’t want a God that hurts people because their heart is devoted into another religion other than Christianity and Catholic. I am not a fan of a God that wants GOOD PEOPLE to die first and leave those BAD PEOPLE LONGER HERE, and will only say to save them(good people) early and be his Angels in heaven. .INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY TAKING THE BAD PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY COMMITS HEARTLESS CRIMES INSTEAD AND MAKE THEM KIND IN HIS KINGDOM, while letting The good people stay here longer and longer IF HE IS REALLY ALL ABOUT *GOOD* ANDDD I don’t like a religion that they feel that they have to save you because you’ll burn in hell when you chose the path of magic, anyway, I converted from Christian to Paganism 7 years ago and I never regret it, my friends are mostly Pagans too, Buddhist and Hindus, and some Muslims. The Pagan religion is okay with you if you want to believe in other religion and it’s all about peace, ATTACKED BY CHRISTIANS SAYING IT’S WHAT THE DEVIL WANTS TO COME OFF AS. I noticed that CHRISTIANS MENTALLY AND EMOTIONALY locked every chances for the truth about PAGANISM, even being known as FREELOVE, Christianity had already prepared a lock for that that it’s The devil’s trick, even The rules of Buddhism and Hinduism were given BAD MEANINGS UNDER CHRISTIANITY, because they want people to know Jesus is The truth and just only accept him. BUT I DO BELIEVE HE EXIST, but I also believe in other religions and MAGIC, that it is so hard for christians to JUST LOVE AND ACCEPT FREELY unlike PAGANISM and BUDDHISM that are sooo much ACCEPTING. I don’t like CHRISTINANITY’S FORCEFUL AND MANIPULATIVE TACTICS ON OTHERS FORCING THEM TO BE CHRISTIANS *IN ALL SORTS OF WAYS GOOD OR BAD* That’s why I personally don’t like Christianity. I don’t care if ever hell was true and I get punished in it, BECAUSE OF LIKING THE IDEA OF BEING OPEN-MINDED, FREE LOVING AND PEACE, at least I know I never committed any murders or evil crimes, all I did since I was a Pagan was to heal people, put protections on me and my love ones, attack BULLIES, RESCUE ANIMALS AND TAKING CARE OF NATURE all these years of being a Pagan.

    • @Leith_Crowther
      @Leith_Crowther Před 4 lety +3

      Jessica Sanna There’s a relevant argument to be had about how moral Christianity and paganism are, but in terms of how TRUE they are they’re on equal footing.

    • @WerewolfLord
      @WerewolfLord Před 4 lety +2

      Well, from the Bible, this is 9 chapters down, just 1180 more to go.

    • @cpepservices1
      @cpepservices1 Před 4 lety

      Anthony Wilkes, only if they are as crazily entertaining.

  • @KomodoMagic
    @KomodoMagic Před 3 lety +2

    Wait, was Cain killed in the flood?!? Or did he somehow lived?!?

    • @Soundbrigade
      @Soundbrigade Před 3 lety +1

      Maybe God sent him a life raft ....

  • @maegardnermills4292
    @maegardnermills4292 Před 4 měsíci

    You made humor come alive in scriptures. Thank you for reaching me.❤

  • @Gerhard2770
    @Gerhard2770 Před 4 lety +1

    Matthew 5:38-39: “You have heard that it was said, eye for eye, and tooth for tooth. But I tell you, do not resist an evil person.....v43 ‘ you have heard that it was said-love you neighbor and hate you enemy, but I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who prosecute you’........

    • @justingichohi470
      @justingichohi470 Před 4 lety

      This need to be updated btw, some of these verses make people take advantage

  • @stevewebber707
    @stevewebber707 Před 4 lety +9

    One of the easiest promises ever. God promises not to do something again that never happened.
    The omniscient being needing reminders to not commit the worst genocide in history, gives us Christians that love the rainbow as a symbol.
    Spare me from that kind of "loving relationship".

    • @oldtymer9106
      @oldtymer9106 Před 4 lety

      We'll, supposedly people back then were really evil so much so that God musta felt this was the only way to fix things, or at least this was as close as he could get to a clean slate.

    • @r_A_ven
      @r_A_ven Před 4 lety

      @@oldtymer9106 or you know, he could have just turned them good, i mean hes omnipotent

  • @hitman5782
    @hitman5782 Před 3 lety +1

    God: And all the creatures will fear you.
    Corona Virus: Hold my beer.

  • @bidemioritunmise9671
    @bidemioritunmise9671 Před 4 lety +3

    bring it on

  • @joshuaokoro-sokoh2993
    @joshuaokoro-sokoh2993 Před 4 lety +1

    1:27 That is not cannibalism. Cannibalism is eating animals of your own species.

  • @bdariamihaela
    @bdariamihaela Před 9 měsíci

    2:29 Not based by this myth, it's something like "I will curse any of them who eats blood" something something.

  • @lilianwriterMemoirs
    @lilianwriterMemoirs Před 3 lety

    Superb!

  • @McFlingleson
    @McFlingleson Před 4 lety +4

    When I was being raised Christian and adults told this Bible story, they always said that Noah got mad at Ham because he went and told his brothers and laughed at how Noah got drunk and took his clothes off and passed out and they responded to Ham mocking their father by being good sons and covering him up. That was what everyone came up with to explain this story, but I always thought that was stretching the original content quite a bit, and that it was left completely ambiguous what Ham's intent in telling his brothers was.

  • @redman6766
    @redman6766 Před 4 lety +1

    Please please do "Every thing wrong with John 15" next

  • @01Sunshine234
    @01Sunshine234 Před 4 lety +1

    This chapter has to be one of the most confusing stories in the Bible. Nay, ever written.
    Like, yeah, Genesis 1 was weird. If I could go back in time, I would definitely ask about it. But this is just on a whole other level. I can't tell whether the bit about Ham seeing Noah naked is metaphorical or literal. Is it some representation of some historical event explaining how the Canaanites came to be slaves? Is it just nonsense to explain why they should be? Is it supposed to be the actual, literal reason the ancient Semites thought that some people were black? In any case, who comes up with a story about a man getting drunk, passing out, getting seen by his son, and then cursing his grandson as an explanation of anything?
    I've heard that "your farther's nakedness" sometimes means "your mother's sexuality," so "uncovering your father's nakedness" would mean having sex with your mother, but that doesn't really follow in this context.
    I can't remember the last time I was this confused about anything...

  • @karlaboerger3619
    @karlaboerger3619 Před 4 lety +6

    This it nuts. Will there be genesis 666

  • @peteralleyman1945
    @peteralleyman1945 Před 2 lety

    And after the water all was gone, Noah commanded his sons to bury all the dead animals. First the trilobites, than the dinosaurs and finally the mammals and the birds on top.
    And so it came to pass. It took the boys millions, millions and millions of years to finalize what their father had commanded.

  • @fancypants1523
    @fancypants1523 Před 4 lety +1

    One of my ex girlfriends is one of the devout christian peeps. She said to me that the bible is the most historic accurate book in the world. Just that shows how willing people are to ignorance in order to feel right. We have talked about the flood before and i said everything would have starved to death because the plants besides the very biggest and tallest trees ever had a chance to survive. No plants for the herbivores to eat and the carnivorous only have two of each animal in the area they live to eat. She says im wrong and the flood actually happened. The story is only true if you ignore everything we know about our world and only use the bible for the knowledge you have. If you can learn more than what the bible teaches then why is my information flawed? Plants need insects and some bird life to reproduce and pollinate. In the scope of the earth there is none for a while. If any plants survived the flood they would not be able to reproduce. We should not have any plants on the earth that cross pollinated to reproduce but we do so what happened. The plants would either be around before the flood and suffer the consequences or develope the traits after but then there is our old friend evolution. There were 2 honeybees put back on north america after the flood. One has to be a queen. They must have also carried evey disease that honeybees have today. We should not have honeybees even if we ignore the loss of plant food they need to live. Otherwise the dna of these diseases must have changed or evolved to attack bees. Specifics are a bitch i guess.

  • @derrickcorder3747
    @derrickcorder3747 Před 3 lety +1

    I thought he was 601 when he left the ark. Wouldn't that make him 951 years old when he died?

  • @PokeMaster22222
    @PokeMaster22222 Před 2 lety

    Well, sharks are kinda scared of us; they don't know what we are, and they gain knowledge through biting, so...whenever they do bite us, it's almost never because they're hungry, but because they're curious, and since we're not seals they tend to leave us alone after that one nibble.
    We're more dangerous to sharks than sharks are to us - that fin-soup cruelty, prime example.

  • @Linn.Berglund89
    @Linn.Berglund89 Před 3 lety

    Cant wait to whats coming in the next video after this.
    I laughted so hard at 8 chapter, this chapter made me burst out 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fireitupjosh
    @fireitupjosh Před 4 lety +1

    I would like to see you do Matthew chapter 24 verse 5 but you can read 4 an 6 for context you know how they be.

  • @XGen_23
    @XGen_23 Před 4 lety +3

    Love your videos. Thanks

  • @carealoo744
    @carealoo744 Před 2 lety

    What even did Ham do anyway? He just saw something he didn't like and ran

  • @zecuse
    @zecuse Před 4 lety +1

    Still no sign of that raven.

  • @rainbow_vader
    @rainbow_vader Před rokem +1

    The more I get into this the more it feels like the ramblings of a madman rather than the word of god. The plot holes, the skewed morality, everything that's just straight up completely wrong, etc. It's like it was written by someone with little to no grasp of reality

  • @quasi8180
    @quasi8180 Před rokem

    Pretty sure whoever wrote the bible was reading a legend about dionysus and was like yup this is noah now

  • @blackice9088
    @blackice9088 Před 3 lety +1

    Yes, but what god says here basically is that he will never kill almost everyone and everything via flood waters. This does not leave out a myriad of other ways he could decide to do it. If god actually existed, he is portrayed as such a monster that he would not be worthy of praise and obedience from us here on earth.

  • @PJResusMedia
    @PJResusMedia Před 3 lety +1

    For anyone who watches Dragonball Super, are you getting Zeno sama vibes?

  • @thehomeofthegamers4586
    @thehomeofthegamers4586 Před 4 lety +1

    Yep!

  • @dmitrystarodubtsev5153

    You shall not murder. (Exodus 20:13, Deuteronomy 5:19)
    “Whoever sheds human blood, _by humans shall their blood be shed_; for in the image of God has God made mankind. (Genesis 9:6)

    • @Smilley85
      @Smilley85 Před 3 lety

      Also, this would imply an endless stream of murders, as killing a murderer would make you one too, to be murdered by the next person.

  • @richardbrinkerhoff
    @richardbrinkerhoff Před 4 lety +2

    In bibical times, seeing someone's nakedness meant having sex with that person. Did Noah's sons have sex with their father? Hmm.

    • @jetkismet2345
      @jetkismet2345 Před 4 lety +1

      Richard Brinkerhoff if ham had raped his daddy while he was intoxicated it sure would be easier to understand why Noah was so irked

    • @rhaenyralikesyoutube6289
      @rhaenyralikesyoutube6289 Před 3 lety

      Maybe??? 🌈🌈

  • @ramblingrob14
    @ramblingrob14 Před 4 lety

    I’m going to be honest you got me with the hurricane Katrina

    • @haggismcbaggis9485
      @haggismcbaggis9485 Před 4 lety

      He left a loophole. As long as He doesn't flood the entire Earth all at the same time it's okay. He also didn't say anything about not flooding the Earth with beer, wine, or liquor...or blood. 2 Peter says that He's going to destroy the Earth with fire anyways. So, ya loopholes.

  • @NikodAnimations
    @NikodAnimations Před 5 dny

    Noah's secons son is literally named after meat!

  • @guytouvi
    @guytouvi Před 3 lety

    Hey how do you describe good and bad?

  • @queenleo5578
    @queenleo5578 Před 3 lety

    Someone should do this for the entire Bible.

  • @BuzzRain
    @BuzzRain Před rokem

    I think the fable about Lot offering his 2 daughters to be gangraped instead of the 2 'Angels' who visited him and then afterwards how they got him drunk and committed incest so they could have children, is the best example of Biblical morality. Sermons you will NEVER hear in any Church!!

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 Před 7 měsíci

      Werent those angels male?
      A whole city of males tried to rape those angels.
      So homosexuality was not only normal but common enough for an entire city of them to exist during biblical times?

  • @jamesedwards202
    @jamesedwards202 Před 3 lety

    Just a quick note: lions are afraid of humans. The lions who ran away from the spear-carriers were the ones that multiplied.

  • @samushogan9028
    @samushogan9028 Před 3 lety

    Noah became a man of the soil. Even a husband.. it's like an ending in the Fast And The Furious Franchise.. He Was Happy, Fulfilled. Then Let's His Guard Down, Got Drunk And Here Came Canaan When He Most Likely Passed Out..

  • @tonyrodd6348
    @tonyrodd6348 Před 2 lety +1

    Why would God commit mass genocide like it's going to solve anything given that humans are supposedly innately wicked? Wouldn't it be obvious to him that after some time the earth will be filled with badness again? What then?

  • @kebirahlan478
    @kebirahlan478 Před rokem

    Thank you for doing this! Make our bible's study more transparent. I'm glad you're reading the Bible and please I encourage all to listen to the end. God breath air to nostrils to give life, you're not dead really until the judgement! That second death will be permanent if you don't turn to Jesus to save you.

  • @WilddogAB
    @WilddogAB Před 3 lety

    This guy just keeps going 😂

  • @samushogan9028
    @samushogan9028 Před 3 lety

    Canaan is Hams Youngest. His Youngest Had Done That To Him.. And That's The Best I Can Do

  • @jillibeens57
    @jillibeens57 Před 3 lety +1

    And creatures of the ocean survived? Why were they spared but the puppies weren't?

    • @Smilley85
      @Smilley85 Před 3 lety +1

      Given how the salt water of the sea intermingled with fresh water from both the rain and the flooded streams and lakes, neither fresh water nor sea fish would've been able to survive. Then there's the whole issue with thermodynamics of water falling and evaporating at the speeds necessary. Aron Ra made a series of various ways the flood would be impossible.

    • @heidiuppgaard
      @heidiuppgaard Před 3 lety

      LOL!

  • @pepejulianonziema69
    @pepejulianonziema69 Před 4 lety

    I love the desert trilogy story

  • @HOPEDACODER
    @HOPEDACODER Před 4 lety +8

    Marine life would've gone extinct, not to mention that everyone including those in the ark would've drowned because the energy released by the flood would've flashed evaporated the water and the air would be saturated with water and would've drowned by breathing.
    Fresh water fish, would've died asap.
    When I was a 16 I read this story was like wait that much water would've added to the mass of the Earth changing it's density blah blah blah physics physics, everyone dies.😅

    • @shriggs55
      @shriggs55 Před 4 lety +2

      Huh.I did not know those things.Makes sense,though-when you put it like that.

    • @berserkerbray4421
      @berserkerbray4421 Před 4 lety +2

      I didn't even think about the change in mass or the increase of water in the air. I never thought of that before. Good point! Further proves how ridiculous that story is

  • @shalamigri
    @shalamigri Před 4 lety

    Is this common in the Bible? In verse 16, God refers to himself in the 3rd person. Or is it possible God was referring to HIS creator?
    Genesis 9:16 (KJV) And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is upon the earth.

    • @bradfordroland7395
      @bradfordroland7395 Před 4 lety

      Could be a possibility!! Your theory would follow more of the Gnostic Gospels, which says that the creation in the Bible , in genesis, is all wrong, and that we were created by a lesser God or angel.
      And yes when reading the Bible I always saw it be referred in 3rd person. It’s either your theory, or when the scribes or author of genesis was writing, kept getting confused in translations.
      You should check it out Gnostic Gospels and the Gospel according to Judas uncovered in the 1970’s which get into some wild stuff...

  • @isaacleillhikar4566
    @isaacleillhikar4566 Před 3 lety

    Dont miss my coming video. It includes a response to this.

  • @is34preteristforce
    @is34preteristforce Před rokem +1

    I enjoy this series very much. Athiests are nice people.

  • @losttribe3001
    @losttribe3001 Před 4 lety +3

    Loving these! And patiently waiting for Genesis 38...

  • @ricon0suave
    @ricon0suave Před 2 lety

    The funny thing is, at 600+ hell yeah I'm old let me get drunk and pass out naked, I earned this!