Things in Minecraft that make NO sense!

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  • Things in Minecraft that make NO sense! Grian lists all the things that don't make much sense in Minecraft.. Logic goes out the window sometimes in exchange for gameplay - I thought it would be funny to share my observations with you!
    The examples in this video are from Java Minecraft only.
    #minecraft
    Thank you to DomRao, Spring, Oculism, Jbip for their suggestions for this video!
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  • @reemottes8695
    @reemottes8695 Před 3 lety +780

    Grian-"an absolutely enormous house for such a tiny thing"
    Also Grian- live in a giant mansion

  • @kevinward4425
    @kevinward4425 Před 3 lety +504

    7:45 Grain: “What do they need all this size for!?”
    Also Grain: builds two enormous mansions, builds a skyscraper while purchasing an equally as large skyscraper.

    • @ZachManSM
      @ZachManSM Před 3 lety +35

      You know what else doesn’t make sense?
      Who this GRAIN character is!

    • @samgames5681
      @samgames5681 Před 3 lety +4

      Also the barge

    • @dwigjoy5876
      @dwigjoy5876 Před 3 lety +7

      Who in the world in Grain?

    • @sreejasunil8043
      @sreejasunil8043 Před 3 lety +5

      Griannn ITS GRIAN

    • @mrsussy69420
      @mrsussy69420 Před 3 lety +4

      @@ZachManSM Grain is Grian's Merch/Bread which he showed in one of the episodes of Hermitcraft LOL

  • @carolinepence7565
    @carolinepence7565 Před 2 lety +471

    For the lead one, I think Mojang wanted it to look like it’s attatched to a belt or something so you can do something else just like in real life, hence the “going into the side of the player”

    • @Exclus1ve_barbie
      @Exclus1ve_barbie Před rokem +2

      nah its cuz its in ur pocket cuz ur pocket is ur inventory

    • @mirandaaus688
      @mirandaaus688 Před rokem +5

      @@dano4955 man, I was completely happy believing it was attached to my waist until you said that... If I attached my dogs leash to my head, I'd be dead 😂💀

    • @aashizplanet7513
      @aashizplanet7513 Před 4 měsíci

      I think It is just cause animating it to be in a moving hand is annoying

  • @Ghost_Riley_TF141
    @Ghost_Riley_TF141 Před rokem +103

    and to note, if you throw an item, youre shrinking it *atomically* which means if you have something heavy enough, you can create a black hole

  • @Camoomc
    @Camoomc Před 3 lety +770

    the fact that you can eat an entire cake faster than you can eat an apple is also a bit strange...

  • @ghost_exe
    @ghost_exe Před 3 lety +716

    "And look at the pillager's house! Look at the size for such a tiny thing to live in!"
    Grian's mansion:

    • @khionniej0842
      @khionniej0842 Před 3 lety +7

      LOL I didn't even think of this!🤣

    • @johnmall9318
      @johnmall9318 Před 3 lety +4

      I was looking to see if someone said it...

    • @SoneNando
      @SoneNando Před 3 lety +18

      At least the back of the illagers actually exists

    • @jmrs_
      @jmrs_ Před 3 lety

      @Maple'D nope, its for the other illagers (evokers, vindicators, vexes)

    • @markshaw8774
      @markshaw8774 Před 3 lety

      @Maple'D its is a pilliger house or mansion

  • @officialcrypticwarlock7319
    @officialcrypticwarlock7319 Před 2 lety +138

    Here's another one.
    When you place a bucket of water, it spreads out and can create hundreds of blocks of water. It can go on forever! But when you pick up a tiny bit of that water, only one block, it all disappears.

    • @breawen
      @breawen Před rokem

      well, height limit exists so "forever" is wrong

    • @jillhanschen6590
      @jillhanschen6590 Před rokem +3

      Water weirdness has always been an issue since the beginning. Try playing pre-classic where water filled up every hole it could find.

  • @KrazyCrafter421
    @KrazyCrafter421 Před rokem +37

    I feel like the water thing might be because, in earlier versions. Water wouldn’t save you, but if you swam in it for too long and touched the ground(even at 1 block deep), you would take fall damage, sometimes even enough to kill you due to the game thinking you were falling. They fixed this bug, by making water stop fall damage. They likely could change it now, but the public outcry would be insane

  • @trombonesectionbestsection9935

    Grian:So much space for such a little thing
    Grian's mansion: ...

    • @HamsterDans72
      @HamsterDans72 Před 3 lety +7

      He doesnt live alone. He has the villagers for trades

    • @namonamc
      @namonamc Před 3 lety +16

      Hey, you gotta make space for those diamond chandeliers

    • @annonomus1439
      @annonomus1439 Před 3 lety +3

      @@HamsterDans72 neither do the Pillagers

    • @disisblob1289
      @disisblob1289 Před 3 lety +1

      True

    • @twix8644
      @twix8644 Před 3 lety +1

      I was literally about to post this myself, but i saw u already commented on it.

  • @dalmatinac_
    @dalmatinac_ Před 3 lety +253

    A small bottle of honey: restores 3 hunger bars
    A big chug of milk: restores zero hunger bars

  • @cottagegoth
    @cottagegoth Před 2 lety +26

    actually the stonecutter one does kinda make sense. i do a little bit of stonework (faceting specifically), and the blades that are used to pre-form the stone before you start the rough cutting are a lot safer than blades that are meant to cut other materials. because they aren't serrated, they don't hurt if you touch them. the saw kinda works like a really narrow belt grinder. the diamond grit on the sawblade sands down a very thin (less than 3 millimeters ) section of the rock until it splits. so as long as you don't force your finger into the blade, it's pretty safe.

  • @jemleighton-scholes481
    @jemleighton-scholes481 Před 2 lety +18

    I'm sure lots of people have commented this but just in case, there's actually a cool thing with the quazi connectivity thing, where pistons only 'check' whether they are powered if you give them a block update, such as placing/destroying a block next to them. That means you can power them like you did at 1:26 and then break the redstone block and since it hasn't received a block update, it stays extended!

  • @Snukkuri
    @Snukkuri Před 3 lety +1358

    "We need to talk about the strength of Wheat"
    We know Grain, you are strong.

  • @mrsparx7214
    @mrsparx7214 Před 3 lety +5491

    “It doesn’t make sense how all of these pillagers can live in a huge mansion!”
    *Grian casually living in a massive mansion alone*

    • @mattb7517
      @mattb7517 Před 3 lety +255

      speaking of the mansion it doesn't make sense how from certain angles it appears to be floating

    • @srn7707
      @srn7707 Před 3 lety +30

      @@mattb7517 😂😂

    • @respectrealperson290
      @respectrealperson290 Před 3 lety +32

      Reality people have all sizes of living space including none in a building, games can mimic reality; or not. Us humans relate ideas that we want to go beyond our environment/social interaction/ideas, but in reality we often can not comprehend beyond what we have lived in reality.

    • @willwill419
      @willwill419 Před 3 lety +2

      lol

    • @pentaclepeople5653
      @pentaclepeople5653 Před 3 lety +2

      @@mattb7517 lmao

  • @TheWagonroast
    @TheWagonroast Před rokem +7

    About the magna block, presumably the stones are not hot. Walking or running will have you step into the lava streams, but sneaking allows you to be careful and only step on the rocks.

  • @Thewondernoodle
    @Thewondernoodle Před rokem +7

    There's also the fact that gravel and lanterns, which are both non floaty blocks, if placed correctly together can float.

  • @Auzathoth
    @Auzathoth Před 3 lety +682

    Eating when walking: woah now, gotta slow down. Eating when climbing a ladder with a shield in your off-hand: No problemo.

    • @jaideepshekhar4621
      @jaideepshekhar4621 Před 3 lety +2

      Lmao. XD

    • @akaNave
      @akaNave Před 3 lety +3

      i made my 1st minecraft video, its funny and you will like it, trust me, if u dont leave constructive criticism if u do like it subscribe because there more where that came from

    • @Anonymous4045
      @Anonymous4045 Před 3 lety +4

      @@akaNave literally no one cares when they check the replies of this comment, someone else’s vid is not your advert space

    • @huddo92
      @huddo92 Před 3 lety +3

      @@akaNave I quite liked the video but as the person above me said, don’t use other people’s CZcams to advertise your own, just keep doing what your doing and you’ll be good

    • @cadenplayzyt1
      @cadenplayzyt1 Před 3 lety +4

      I feel like this goes along with having to slow down to eat food on a boat in Minecraft as well....

  • @marafortune3713
    @marafortune3713 Před 3 lety +1397

    You just know that Grian's disappointment over the dying chicken on a campfire not dropping a cooked chicken was inspired by the farm he built for Zedaph

  • @fluffysylveon
    @fluffysylveon Před 2 lety +17

    Well actually, I'm pretty sure that pillager houses are so big because all of them live in one house.

  • @catherinestickels2591
    @catherinestickels2591 Před 2 lety +20

    I remember back when you needed up to 3 blocks of water to break your fall depending on the height. I was so confused when that changed and I first saw people doing mlg water buckets from crazy heights lol

  • @dtimer319
    @dtimer319 Před 3 lety +431

    "This is the most aggressive block in the game!"
    Iskall: *Looks at diorite.

  • @WRPBullet
    @WRPBullet Před 3 lety +473

    “Redstone, it just doesn’t make any sense”
    *Mumbo has entered the discord chat*

    • @ShevkoMore
      @ShevkoMore Před 3 lety +23

      "It's quite simple actually"
      A few seconds of realising the question...
      And he starts asking questions himself

    • @WRPBullet
      @WRPBullet Před 3 lety +8

      @@ShevkoMore Don’t forget “It’s pants”

    • @SimplyFizz
      @SimplyFizz Před 3 lety +1

      "Mumbo just joined. Let's hope they bought pizza!"

    • @bladedsilver2923
      @bladedsilver2923 Před 3 lety

      I’ll get the popcorn if someone else gets the drinks 😂

    • @Cap_In_The_Chat
      @Cap_In_The_Chat Před 3 lety

      @@ShevkoMore
      Remembers the question "Why cobble here?"
      🤔😐

  • @OHOHOHOOHOHOOOHOOHOHO
    @OHOHOHOOHOHOOOHOOHOHO Před 2 lety +2

    Grian: pillager houses are to big how needs that much space!?
    Also grian: **builds mountain, castles, futuristic skyscraper, and massive rocks floating in the sky**

  • @cg7407
    @cg7407 Před rokem +7

    3:06 the lapis lazuli is consumed to add a layer of enchanting on top of the blade, stronger enchants require more lapis obviously (and more experience to even apply the enchantment, thats why only 3 levels are used but 30 are required (in the case of max enchanting)). Thats why it is easily scraped off using a grindstone.
    Edit: This is also what makes the tools and armor glow afterwards.

    • @leobiggs8653
      @leobiggs8653 Před 11 měsíci +1

      That's a really cool way to interpret it, definitely how I will perceive enchantments from now on

    • @irishmanfromengland25
      @irishmanfromengland25 Před 7 měsíci +1

      that... makes sense, actually. maybe it's even inlaid onto the items in like, carved runes, a little like norse magik.

  • @thicccudon782
    @thicccudon782 Před 3 lety +4419

    The fact that you can both open a shulker box and a lift yourself with its lid while standing on it. But, to open a chest with a cat on it is a herculean feat.

    • @teganvought1248
      @teganvought1248 Před 3 lety +395

      I mean, a CAT is sitting on the chest! Are you going to be the one to disturb it? :P Plus, shulker boxes are magic and magic can explain anything. :P

    • @vikingphoenix8578
      @vikingphoenix8578 Před 3 lety +227

      Also, can't open a chest if there is a full block above it. But another chest above it, sure you can open the bottom one.

    • @JasonBason
      @JasonBason Před 3 lety +76

      We don’t wanna wake them 🥺🥺

    • @superslimanoniem4712
      @superslimanoniem4712 Před 3 lety +44

      We just like cats and don't want to bother them, so what?

    • @akunekochan
      @akunekochan Před 3 lety +38

      How dare you disturb the cat you heartless! (Jk)

  • @jang7617
    @jang7617 Před 3 lety +442

    One thing that doesn’t make sense to me is that if you use looting on a chicken, it will give you more than one of the chickens body

  • @TheMNMPig
    @TheMNMPig Před rokem +4

    At 5:45 the cake, yes. From my 1,5 years of playing Minecraft, I still have no clue where the strawberrys on top of the cake comes from.

  • @randomksines9888
    @randomksines9888 Před rokem +1

    10:38 the way you said this one reminded me of those promo trailers for how to train your dragon (the one's where Gobber is talking about some of the different types of dragons) and I love it

  • @NO_MCCXXII
    @NO_MCCXXII Před 3 lety +413

    Me: *walks through berry bush* Ow, that hurts.
    Also me: *walks through rose bush* Ahh, the flowers smell nice.

    • @killerbee.13
      @killerbee.13 Před 3 lety +15

      Clearly the Minecraft world only has thornless roses (which do exist in real life, but I'm not sure they exist in nature or if we created them through domestication)

    • @appleducky5234
      @appleducky5234 Před 3 lety +9

      @@killerbee.13 GMOs in Minecraft confirmed

    • @thetypicaltitan6296
      @thetypicaltitan6296 Před 3 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dababycar3304
      @dababycar3304 Před 3 lety

      amogus 😩

    • @Max-zo6rv
      @Max-zo6rv Před 3 lety

      ​@@dababycar3304 dababy car

  • @d3von443
    @d3von443 Před 3 lety +707

    “If a chicken dies, on a literal campfire...”
    *flashbacks to zedaphs chicken farm intensify*

  • @ethanh.8079
    @ethanh.8079 Před 2 lety +6

    A cauldron can save your fall, you’ll need to be super precise with the landing!

  • @theabros2670
    @theabros2670 Před rokem +1

    Grian : Why do they need such a huge MANSION!?
    Also Grian in hermitcraft s7 : And the mansion is complete

  • @SparklyAndClean
    @SparklyAndClean Před 3 lety +698

    He didn’t even mention the fact that when you make a cake it’s decorated without even having to add anything extra

    • @jayglenn837
      @jayglenn837 Před 3 lety +12

      You don't cook bread either lol

    • @jackeag4295
      @jackeag4295 Před 3 lety +4

      The icing is At least fair enough, with three buckets of milk on top

    • @sophie-pm5qu
      @sophie-pm5qu Před 3 lety +2

      Hi

    • @geometrywarrior4882
      @geometrywarrior4882 Před 3 lety +3

      what happens to the bucket after you make the cake???

    • @serd_
      @serd_ Před 3 lety +3

      @@geometrywarrior4882 you just get the bucket back. 6:03

  • @glowsquid1298
    @glowsquid1298 Před 3 lety +254

    "And I'll see you in the *next episode* "
    He has recorded far too much hermitcraft I see

    • @hannamihaly2381
      @hannamihaly2381 Před 3 lety +9

      Or there are too much things in minecraft that doesen't make sense and he wants to do more episodes 😂

    • @teabag6509
      @teabag6509 Před 3 lety +1

      Hi glow squid im big fan lol

  • @meowsforlife2179
    @meowsforlife2179 Před rokem +3

    The fence has a hit box bigger than it is to keep you from jumping it. The reason the carpet trick works again is hitboxes but restricting yourself to a 1x2 space makes it so you can't move up and over it. Probably won't be "fixed" cause it's to much work to account every scenario

  • @lasercraft32
    @lasercraft32 Před rokem +5

    9:51 Actually, the reason for that is because it's supposed to be like you're stepping carefully on the rocks so you're feet don't touch the lava (though... in real life it probably still would hurt).

  • @aleksander5823
    @aleksander5823 Před 3 lety +212

    Grian: „why pillagers need such a big house!?”
    Grain’s mansion in Hermicraft:

    • @gracethegoof71
      @gracethegoof71 Před 3 lety +5

      The bread has a mansion now???

    • @PolluxaC
      @PolluxaC Před 3 lety +9

      To add insult to injury, he built a really big mansion that's mostly empty on the inside. At least the illagers have a valid reason (yes, having a whole room to keep a giant cat plushie is totally valid) xD

    • @ArioAzalea
      @ArioAzalea Před 3 lety +4

      Who is this grain character?

    • @seriouslolos2675
      @seriouslolos2675 Před 3 lety +3

      This cracked me up!

    • @Arthur_Morgan_from_Ohio
      @Arthur_Morgan_from_Ohio Před 3 lety

      COPY WHY DO YOU GET 60+ BY COPING

  • @amankikani4354
    @amankikani4354 Před 3 lety +239

    I was confused why the stonecutter didnt deal damage for a while. Then I realised that all of the villagers would die if there was something in the village that did damage on its own

    • @brickbot2.038
      @brickbot2.038 Před 3 lety +38

      Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the exact reason why Mojang didn't make them deal damage.
      Although in taiga villages, there are campfires, but I guess villagers aren't attracted to campfires like they are to stone cutters.

    • @abdurehmanmalik808
      @abdurehmanmalik808 Před 3 lety +18

      @@brickbot2.038 All of the Taiga Villagers end up getting stuck in those trapdoor box things anyways.

    • @ctom4242
      @ctom4242 Před 3 lety +9

      They could have just programmed villagers to not want to walk on top of those blocks. Heck they could apply that to all workspace blocks. It never really made sense for them to climb up onto lecturns and whatnot. They already have certain mobs coded to not walk across certain types of blocks, wouldn't have been hard.

    • @CJgreencheetah
      @CJgreencheetah Před 3 lety +5

      There are berry bushes, though. They do damage.

    • @cyp8551
      @cyp8551 Před 3 lety +3

      @@ctom4242 all villagers walk on their work block when they get their job it would be weird if masons didn't

  • @coolgrassblocks6754
    @coolgrassblocks6754 Před rokem +1

    I just saw this, but Grian hates floating trees so much, that between the cuts in the intro, he actually replaced the log he broke

  • @trickedandtrolled
    @trickedandtrolled Před 2 lety +9

    Here's a little Minecraft history:
    The score seen when you die dates back all the way to 2009 classic survival test. This very old series of versions had a more arcade-like gameplay, where you would gain score by killing the mobs that spawned randomly. The score didn't do anything, it was just a number. When you died, your total score would be shown, and your only options were to generate a new world or load an existing save (they were online saves back then). Score was removed in Indev.
    Also, did you know that only in survival test, creepers actually attacked you instead of exploding, and they only exploded when they died? Crazy stuff.

    • @lolicanadian
      @lolicanadian Před rokem +1

      Ah, a fellow person of culture, I see!
      Also, items back then only dropped when a block was destroyed by an explosion, and _all_ of them dropped when a creeper exploded.

  • @nihitkhunteta6137
    @nihitkhunteta6137 Před 3 lety +416

    Netherite doesn't gets destroyed in lava, BUT the same netherite kept in shulker box gets destroyed by lava/fire

    • @OVOOLIFE
      @OVOOLIFE Před 3 lety +24

      no more in 1.17

    • @Kyp0s
      @Kyp0s Před 3 lety

      @@OVOOLIFE rlly?

    • @BS-bd4xo
      @BS-bd4xo Před 3 lety +2

      @@Kyp0s yes

    • @electrodragonpoop2152
      @electrodragonpoop2152 Před 3 lety +4

      That's changing in 1.17 though

    • @Falcon532.
      @Falcon532. Před 3 lety +7

      You can throw a bucket of lava into a disappearing lava flow and it burns the bucket full of lava to nothing

  • @luek
    @luek Před 3 lety +422

    Real fans know Grian’s personal grudge with campfires not giving cooked chicken

    • @randomstuffishere5871
      @randomstuffishere5871 Před 3 lety +30

      Flaskbacks of hermitcraft big base swap intensifies

    • @blazethegamer_
      @blazethegamer_ Před 3 lety +23

      Yup,Grian not being able to make the chicken farm in Zedaph's base caused him to share this.

    • @enzosteiger8054
      @enzosteiger8054 Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah

    • @cornerfluff
      @cornerfluff Před 3 lety +2

      Indeed

    • @smartart6841
      @smartart6841 Před 3 lety +1

      Whats a "real fan" . Your making it sound like people who only like him and havent seen every video are fake fans and muuuuch worse. No. A fan is a fan.

  • @ArronAnims
    @ArronAnims Před 2 lety +8

    About the Stonecutter:
    Being that stonecutters are designed to cut stone, and not skin like most blades, it's actually fairly dull. So it wouldn't do much if you ran your hand across a stonecutter irl, either

    • @doodlecaboodle9298
      @doodlecaboodle9298 Před rokem +1

      it would still hurt you pretty badly...
      tf?

    • @Ray-jz3os
      @Ray-jz3os Před rokem

      @@doodlecaboodle9298 no the saw is only meant for stone so like bacon would not get sliced and it would not hurt much

  • @minecraft13341
    @minecraft13341 Před rokem +1

    10:56 the quick mention of a return of dom is great

  • @shanechurilla
    @shanechurilla Před 3 lety +234

    “We need to talk about the relative strength of wheat”
    Grain, 2021

    • @Chigger
      @Chigger Před 3 lety +4

      *Green

    • @thejackasaur1168
      @thejackasaur1168 Před 3 lety +3

      Who’s this Grain character?! 🤣

    • @rona6177
      @rona6177 Před 3 lety +2

      g r a i n

    • @JellyAntz
      @JellyAntz Před 3 lety +4

      i see 69 likes, cant like. someone else will ruin

    • @joeridumortier65
      @joeridumortier65 Před 3 lety +3

      Just saying, the game is telling you to look after yourself, bc you weigh more than a stack of anvils.

  • @tierelantijn
    @tierelantijn Před 3 lety +8015

    At least the pillagers finished the back of their ridiculously large mansion. 🙃

  • @Tuenai1
    @Tuenai1 Před 8 měsíci +2

    I know this video is like 2.3 years old or whatever, but i was bored and i wanted to create logic for these, even if it's just pulling it out of my bum
    1. Lava-proof bucket burning in lava - the inside is lava proof, the outside isn't (ignore the fact that lava's dripping out of it on the sprite)
    2. Redstone powering a block away - the block drips powder onto the block below it
    3. Cactus being better than lava at destroying the hardest substances - items are allergic to cacti
    4. Leads not being in your hand - the leads are supposed to be attached to a belt, since you can still hold other items while the lead is attached
    5. The saw doesn't deal damage - it's a paper saw
    6. Anvil block doesn't float but the item does - what did you expect when you turn a block into something that's 1/10 the size?
    7. Disenchant items by grinding it off - you engrave words into the item to enchant it, so you can grind down the item to destroy the words
    8. Animals don't drop cooked food by dying on campfires - the fire isn't hot enough, which is why it takes a considerable amount of time to cook food on it
    9. Score - it's your experience bar.... that's... that's it...
    10. Carpets get destroyed by water, pressure plates don't - hey buddy it's wood
    11. Fish entities don't get caught by a fishing rod, rather a bucket - the ones you see swimming around evolved to be more than just items, they're aware of the rod and actively avoid it
    12. Water breaking your fall with a single block - okay for this one i want to point out that "you'd expect at least 2 blocks to break your fall" isn't real at all, since i believe water irl would make the fall worse than if you were to just land on the ground, but for the sake of minecraft i'll just say that they needed a way to break falls and water is the consistent way to do that in video games
    13. Baking a cake with the crafting table - what we do with the crafting table results in enough force and heat to just bake stuff, and the furnace kinda just blasts things into the next century with heat.
    14. Glass not being insta-mineable with haste 2 - it's laminated glass
    15. Pillagers getting a mansion while villagers get a normal house - this actually has a really cool lore reason that I don't want to type out here but I believe there's a game theory or 2 on it
    16. Dripleaves don't fall when stuff like anvils are on them - blocks aren't entities
    17. Cobwebs taking longer to punch than trees - it's an entire cubic meter of SPIDER WEB. the stuff that has stronger tensile strength than steel
    18. We can "fly" up waterfalls - it's called swimming grian, the player is a gold medal winning olympic swimmer
    19. Sitting in a boat negates fall damage, while standing doesn't - it's the jumping in an elevator theory, if you're in the air upon impact you're taking the amount of fall damage you'd take if you were just jumping off, meanwhile being grounded, whatever's beneath you will absorb a lot of the impact
    20. Crops don't get trampled by anvils/sand, but they do by players - have you seen how much the player eats?
    21. Crouching on coals don't hurt - it's the careful foot placement which actually works irl! other commenters mentioned it and apparently the mythbusters did a thingy on it
    22. Cows don't run out of milk - yeah neither do i
    23. You can bounce off of slime vertically but not horizontally - it's like a spring, it only squishes one way
    24. Water in cauldrons kill while it otherwise doesn't - the cauldron's made of iron you're still falling on iron
    25. Endermen are fine with water cauldrons - the endermen only get hurt when there's a specific volume of water, like how we can ingest small amounts of poison but a lot of it is a no go
    26. Can't walk through a 2x1 gap where the bottom block is replaced with a gate - the player is like 1.8 blocks tall or something around there, and gates/fences are 1.5 blocks tall. so the gap in reality is 1.5 blocks
    27. Pots float but lanterns break when the block under them breaks - clay is strong man what can i say
    there. now they make sense, for the most part.

  • @ehit9620
    @ehit9620 Před 2 lety

    Grian: Insults a pillager mansion.
    Also Grian: Let’s build a Mega Base on Hermitcraft and only use a few rooms.

  • @marangod2347
    @marangod2347 Před 3 lety +227

    I like to think that sneaking over the "hot coals" is just the player revverting to kindergarten and going "don't step on the cracks", thus avoiding said hot cracks

    • @dr.antonius8350
      @dr.antonius8350 Před 3 lety +10

      That's a really good way to justify this, Mojang should thank you for this explanation! 😁

    • @ooPRKoo
      @ooPRKoo Před 3 lety +19

      The way it works in minecraft is the same as in real World. The "trick" Is to walk on ash covered ember not run, bc running will make you dig your feet inside shaking of the ash (which act as an isulation) exposing and covering more of you feet in the actual hot part of the coals.

    • @Hana.Behl-Lecter
      @Hana.Behl-Lecter Před 3 lety +6

      @@ooPRKoo I think Mythbusters even demonstrated this! Super cool.

    • @baranorak4080
      @baranorak4080 Před 3 lety +1

      @@dr.antonius8350 mojang themselves explained it like that, they said "use frost walker or crouch to walk carefully"

    • @Shashu_the_little_Voidling
      @Shashu_the_little_Voidling Před 3 lety

      That's how I've always seen it.

  • @maddog1134
    @maddog1134 Před 3 lety +3200

    You can smelt ancient debris but it doesn’t get burnt in lava. Sense has been achieved

    • @shaoran1026
      @shaoran1026 Před 3 lety +103

      tbf, you can get higher tempatures is smelters than lava.

    • @butao5761
      @butao5761 Před 3 lety +35

      Ancient Debris can get burned in lava and it doesn't make sense but when you throw a netherite tools or armor it wouldn't

    • @punkyboi7948
      @punkyboi7948 Před 3 lety +10

      So true

    • @thebigcheese8715
      @thebigcheese8715 Před 3 lety +24

      A furnace can be hotter than lava.

    • @shaoran1026
      @shaoran1026 Před 3 lety +11

      @@butao5761 is that on bedrock? Coz im pretty sure it just floats in lava.

  • @janwithbanan
    @janwithbanan Před rokem +1

    5:31 funny thing is, this used to be the case in the alpha version of the game, where you'd need 2 blocks of water to break your fall

  • @felixrowan3740
    @felixrowan3740 Před 11 měsíci +3

    One thing I have always wondered: Why does it take 6 full blocks to make only two trapdoors, the equivalent of half a block? :p
    If I were to change it, I would make it so that it required just two adjacent blocks to make at leasat 3 trapdoors, like with carpets. In my opinion, that would make a lot more sense. Obviously there's inconsistencies with crafting recipes, but this one always makes me run out of wood! xD

  • @jamesknipe3439
    @jamesknipe3439 Před 3 lety +309

    Grian complaining about pillagers having a whole mansion me just thinking about hermitcraft season 7

  • @7b22eeshandubey6
    @7b22eeshandubey6 Před 3 lety +511

    The fact that Ancient Debris can't melt in lava but melts in like 5 or 3 seconds in a blast furnace or furnace is also a bit STRANGE..

  • @Luna.ne26
    @Luna.ne26 Před 2 lety

    Statues, BATTLE ARENAS, dining and bed rooms, farms and prisons - that’s what pillagers need all this space for

  • @kathleenking9071
    @kathleenking9071 Před rokem +1

    Another weird thing is that if you jump onto a slime block from high up, you take no damage. But, if you happen to be crouching, you die.

    • @pelahnar4
      @pelahnar4 Před 2 měsíci

      and I vividly remember my middle school gym teacher telling us to bend our knees when landing during our gymnastics unit...
      It's better to crouch when you land because it absorbs more energy. Keep your knees locked irl and you'll end up with broken knees

  • @enderbandit1325
    @enderbandit1325 Před 3 lety +716

    "you can milk cows infinitely" well that, and the fact that minecraft buckets have been worked out to hold 800+ litres

    • @jerich0hdeer
      @jerich0hdeer Před 3 lety +54

      @F_СК МЕ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE Thanks a million for your insight. "🏝 🏝", wow! Couldn't have put it better myself.

    • @silverlight1087
      @silverlight1087 Před 3 lety +20

      Jesus Christ now the robots are on grians channel, why are they everywhere

    • @therobbu
      @therobbu Před 3 lety +19

      A cake with 2400+ liters of milk?
      **SEEMS LEGIT**

    • @Leyfindrake
      @Leyfindrake Před 3 lety +5

      Idk why you would say 800+ since it's actually exactly 1000 litres

    • @florianpol1551
      @florianpol1551 Před 3 lety +8

      @@Leyfindrake It isn’t exactly 1000 litres as that would be a full block and (the top layer of) water doesn’t fill the full block

  • @cornynojohns
    @cornynojohns Před 3 lety +169

    Grian: “Pillagers really need a WHOLE MANSION to themselves?!”
    Grian in hermit craft: *has a massive mansion to himself*

    • @krnomzulaft390
      @krnomzulaft390 Před 3 lety +8

      grian is a pillager confirmed

    • @BayernFan05
      @BayernFan05 Před 3 lety +8

      Grian: maybe I am a pillager

    • @lucasharvey8990
      @lucasharvey8990 Před 3 lety

      @@krnomzulaft390 Only Disney villains make songs about stealing things. Grian has a song about stealing doors. Disney villain confirmed!

    • @laoisecrossan5134
      @laoisecrossan5134 Před 3 lety

      grian is a pilleger

  • @blane-pizzaking-crews6960

    In bedrock there is a small chance that a fish can grab onto your fishing rod, so a bucket isn't the only option, but it is definitely the better one

  • @Dank_Knight-gs8pl
    @Dank_Knight-gs8pl Před rokem +6

    2:03 in bedrock it is in our head

  • @brumbeloy
    @brumbeloy Před 3 lety +87

    "what do they need all this space for?" *Builds huge mansion in HermitCraft*

  • @dish7877
    @dish7877 Před 3 lety +348

    All Grian's shower thoughts caught him in one massive flood

    • @Iestynity
      @Iestynity Před 3 lety +4

      He was in the shower one day and thought: "hmm, why am I not floating right now?"

    • @maulanaramadhan120
      @maulanaramadhan120 Před 3 lety

      B.e.S.T f'u"l'l D.a.T.i.n.G -L-o-V-e-S-e-X-----۞------------
      livegirls19. com 》》 𝙊𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝘼𝙙𝙪𝙡𝙩 《《
      !❤️ 在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。
      說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木
      來調味食物煮的時候
      1618758978

    • @MeNotTadget
      @MeNotTadget Před 3 lety

      @@maulanaramadhan120 SHUT UP

    • @TheInauspiciousOre
      @TheInauspiciousOre Před 3 lety

      @@MeNotTadget it’s a bot

    • @MeNotTadget
      @MeNotTadget Před 3 lety

      @@TheInauspiciousOre ik, I just wanna tell bots to shut up

  • @Thor4Mayor
    @Thor4Mayor Před rokem

    Grain: These are things that don’t make sense in the world of Minecraft.
    Also Grain: proceeds to say things that make sense in Minecraft.

  • @davidgathings4188
    @davidgathings4188 Před rokem

    Just watched this video for the 2nd time and I busted out laughing half way through..Grian, keep the good videos coming

  • @poultryman1005
    @poultryman1005 Před 3 lety +137

    Carpet:decorative
    Pressure plate:does red stone
    This is literally Grian and Mumbo

    • @Natural_Power
      @Natural_Power Před 3 lety

      With the Premmise being Grian's easily taken out and Mumbo's just ignored?

    • @pageturner2958
      @pageturner2958 Před 3 lety

      I think you mean Carpet and Pressure Plate, who are these Grians and Mumbos?

    • @eboyicecream1305
      @eboyicecream1305 Před 3 lety

      @@Natural_Power I think the premise is grian builds and mumbo does redefine but that’s just me

  • @SgtNinjaXII
    @SgtNinjaXII Před 3 lety +131

    Things that don't make sense in Minecraft:
    Grian: Enchants stone sword.

  • @philipgelderblom6878
    @philipgelderblom6878 Před 6 měsíci +1

    3:25 My theory is that enchantments are like runes that you carve into your tool that you can scrape off

  • @SlayingPotato
    @SlayingPotato Před 2 lety

    Grian: *is on 3rd point*
    Also grian: *Already has mental breakdown*

  • @Rudymc-du7or
    @Rudymc-du7or Před 3 lety +341

    Grian: *Looks through a woodland mansion*
    Grian: There's a lot to unpack here, but let's just throw away the whole suitcase.

  • @ur_mom_is_so_fat
    @ur_mom_is_so_fat Před 3 lety +2174

    Yall are thinking about this while steve can handle not sleeping for an infinite amount of nights like bruh

    • @garrettmelvin2257
      @garrettmelvin2257 Před 3 lety +163

      Y’all thinking about that while Steve can live for an infinite amount of time like bruh

    • @peripheralzx11
      @peripheralzx11 Před 3 lety +102

      @@garrettmelvin2257 lol imagine they added Alzheimer’s to minecraft.
      That would be terrifying now that I think about it

    • @gringo335
      @gringo335 Před 3 lety +41

      @@garrettmelvin2257 Steve died of Dysentery

    • @unregistered1268
      @unregistered1268 Před 3 lety +12

      U people get to sleep? Bruh its 2am rn too

    • @boaldM
      @boaldM Před 3 lety +54

      Theory : phantoms are Steve's hallucinations from not sleeping

  • @boxedcheese1
    @boxedcheese1 Před rokem

    Grian:doesn't make sence
    Redstoners:let's sit down and talk about budding

  • @HiHi-eo8cr
    @HiHi-eo8cr Před rokem +1

    For magma blocks, when crouching, you probably are "avoiding" the hot areas, which is probably the reasoning

  • @raskorgaming5320
    @raskorgaming5320 Před 3 lety +275

    Grian: You can't get through it, whatever you do.
    **sad crouching noises**

    • @McPlayer8t
      @McPlayer8t Před 3 lety +5

      That only works on Java and not bugrock.

    • @flexedkumquat
      @flexedkumquat Před 3 lety +2

      How many subs can I get from copying a bot’s comment
      Expectations : None

    • @MattsMusic
      @MattsMusic Před 3 lety +8

      @@flexedkumquat shut up

    • @jessiegamer355
      @jessiegamer355 Před 3 lety +1

      nope with the fence gate crouching doesnt even work

    • @raskorgaming5320
      @raskorgaming5320 Před 3 lety +1

      From playing for 4 years I never knew this

  • @stcm
    @stcm Před 3 lety +405

    Falling without a boat? Dead
    Falling in a boat? Okay
    Falling in a boat on fire? Glide down to safety

  • @xxzinks
    @xxzinks Před 2 měsíci +1

    When you craft a brick block, it has cement, but there's no cement in the recipe

  • @arnaldotirado2169
    @arnaldotirado2169 Před 2 lety

    Grian: Why does Minecraft need a score? There’s no goal!
    Ender Dragon: Am I a joke to you?

  • @toast5591
    @toast5591 Před 3 lety +271

    Netherite: I'm invincible
    That one prickly boi: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career

  • @simonebordin6440
    @simonebordin6440 Před 3 lety +207

    i like how we skip over the fact that we can carry only 36 leather jackets but at the same time we can also carry a incredible weight of gold or stone like nothing changes

    • @goatgang6461
      @goatgang6461 Před 3 lety +1

      Wait, you can easily carry 36 leather jackets?

    • @WulfTyger
      @WulfTyger Před 3 lety +4

      @@goatgang6461 37 if you count equipping one.

    • @ghad6799
      @ghad6799 Před 3 lety

      38 if you hold one in the off hand

    • @thelolfaceguy
      @thelolfaceguy Před 3 lety +1

      Then theres the bundles with shulker boxes of leather armor

    • @magicmaster9769
      @magicmaster9769 Před 3 lety +2

      You guys are thinking small term, theoretically you can have up to 1,027 jackets when using shulker boxes

  • @Kat999xx
    @Kat999xx Před rokem

    So that "score" when you die actually reflects the amount of experience you've collected in the game.

  • @MidnightCraft
    @MidnightCraft Před 8 měsíci +1

    Here are some other things that make no sense! Oak trees drop apples, irl they drop acorns, if you grow an azalea bush you don't get azalea wood, you get oak wood.

  • @Hopitti
    @Hopitti Před 3 lety +296

    Can we just talk about how you can fish pretty much ANYTHING from a SINGLE hole filled with water, Or the fact that water just suddenly appears in a stone wall out of nowhere and forms a waterfall

    • @BS-bd4xo
      @BS-bd4xo Před 3 lety +2

      Second one is hilarious thanks

    • @dr.floridamanphd
      @dr.floridamanphd Před 3 lety +4

      I caught some leather boots while fishing yesterday and then a tropical fish that I don’t think I can cook.

    • @zemrocku1287
      @zemrocku1287 Před 3 lety +1

      @@dr.floridamanphd Tropical Fish don’t even Normally Live in said Water Location

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 Před 3 lety +1

      Aquafers exist irl

    • @saynator
      @saynator Před 3 lety +1

      YOu can't fisch any treasure in a 1x1.

  • @maeanimations8057
    @maeanimations8057 Před 3 lety +321

    Alternate title: Grian having a mental breakdown because of blocks for 11 minutes

    • @leoncruickshank3311
      @leoncruickshank3311 Před 3 lety +7

      I love how he thinks that 2 metres of water would break your irl fall from 4000 ft.

    • @kirstywilliams2225
      @kirstywilliams2225 Před 3 lety

      Brilliant XD

    • @2009MazdaRX8
      @2009MazdaRX8 Před 3 lety

      Yes yes

    • @01X23
      @01X23 Před 3 lety +1

      fact

    • @akaNave
      @akaNave Před 3 lety

      i made my 1st minecraft video, its funny and you will like it, trust me, if u dont leave constructive criticism if u do like it subscribe because there more where that came from

  • @aidansaris8590
    @aidansaris8590 Před 2 měsíci

    Also 5 dripstones: villager is still alive
    1 pointed dripstone: ded

  • @hyrulianhero9004
    @hyrulianhero9004 Před rokem

    I just thought of a possible explanation for the walking on hot coals thing. There's a thing called fire walking, which is when a person walks across hot coals. I'm not sure how they do it off, but it's not just a trick. Maybe not getting hurt while walking on Magma blocks (Hot Coals) in Minecraft, can be seen as the same principle.

  • @Haynocam
    @Haynocam Před 3 lety +104

    “What do they need all this space for”
    Grians mansion: nervous sweating

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver Před 3 lety +154

    I think the theory for magma is that you're being careful and moving slowly, so instead of running across and accidentally stepping on the molten stuff, you're carefully moving across and making sure to only step on the cooler stones instead. Similar to how crouching stops you from falling

    • @pennyflyer1946
      @pennyflyer1946 Před 3 lety +29

      No actually it's the proper way to walk across hot coals. Mythbusters tested it and talked with people who are trained to walk on hot coals. When you run or walk too quickly you are putting more weight onto the coals and burning yourself faster with the hotter part of the coals if you break them open. Walking slowly and carefully is the proper way to do it

    • @sorrybjoke450
      @sorrybjoke450 Před rokem

      ​@@pennyflyer1946 BRUH THE ROCKS LITERALLY KILL YOU, NOT THE MAGMA

  • @ansarijuned1234
    @ansarijuned1234 Před 3 měsíci

    The thing that makes no sense in any platform of minecraft and is the literal backbone of this game is the fact that steve can punch trees and not get hurt.

  • @rogerxie955
    @rogerxie955 Před rokem +1

    "What makes even less sense is the percent of people who watch my videos that arent subscribed" -Grian

  • @calisophie3635
    @calisophie3635 Před 3 lety +147

    "The relative strength of wheat" is a phrase I never thought I'd hear but I now cannot live without. XD

  • @bubbafett4943
    @bubbafett4943 Před 3 lety +62

    Walk into some sweet berry bushes, take damage. Walk into a bunch of rose bushes, nothing happens

  • @xdoudahx
    @xdoudahx Před rokem

    Grian : the endremans are happy to set in a cauldren full of water
    Endermans : yes , we are :)

  • @sarahjohnson5996
    @sarahjohnson5996 Před 2 lety

    The score is the amount of experience you lose when you die

  • @tronmanthing5680
    @tronmanthing5680 Před 3 lety +2333

    Ancient debris. Doesnt smelt by lava, but EASILY gets smelted by a furnace.

    • @Mikemk_
      @Mikemk_ Před 3 lety +158

      Including a furnace heated by lava

    • @Michael-dd8ml
      @Michael-dd8ml Před 3 lety +28

      Also Cactuses

    • @lle333
      @lle333 Před 3 lety +16

      It also die bc cactus

    • @JR_1405
      @JR_1405 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes, confuseon! Lol

    • @doktorsalami9315
      @doktorsalami9315 Před 3 lety +35

      Quite possible actually. Coke ovens get hotter than lava.

  • @TastyFrapp
    @TastyFrapp Před 3 lety +187

    Don’t freak out, the netherite is just afraid of prickly bois.

    • @vulcan8724
      @vulcan8724 Před 3 lety +2

      nice amount of likes

    • @cobalt_carbon_potassium1478
      @cobalt_carbon_potassium1478 Před 3 lety

      @@vulcan8724 Don't see why 164 is such a great amount but whatever

    • @vulcan8724
      @vulcan8724 Před 3 lety +1

      @@cobalt_carbon_potassium1478 dam that got a lot of likes fast lol

  • @aidansaris8590
    @aidansaris8590 Před 2 měsíci

    Also before the aquatic update, the ocean had nothing but squids, it was also obnoxiously dark

  • @Buffbud96
    @Buffbud96 Před 10 měsíci

    3:29 In a lot of fantasy worlds, enchantments or whatever causes that item to be magical, is actually a for of rune carving on the item, meaning if you scrape that rune off, it can become un-enchanted. (though... more times than not, if something is magical, it cannot be destroyed or damaged by simple means...)

  • @masterpiece1817
    @masterpiece1817 Před 3 lety +79

    To explain shifting on Magma Blocks, it’s because you’re character is taking their time to not step on the glowing hot parts

  • @cyeayttheratking9501
    @cyeayttheratking9501 Před 3 lety +261

    the lead is just one of those belts that hold leashes its fiiiiiine

    • @derekderek7033
      @derekderek7033 Před 3 lety +3

      Its not that you can milk cows infinitely, it is that all cows are milkabable. Even if you can breed 2 cows together, they both produce milk.. sus

    • @Hat_shaped
      @Hat_shaped Před 3 lety +3

      Why did I read that in ZombieCleo's voice...

    • @kim_rhean9179
      @kim_rhean9179 Před 3 lety +1

      I read the it's fiiinnnee with Technoblade's voice 😂

    • @cybercritterowo
      @cybercritterowo Před 3 lety

      @@derekderek7033 So one is probably milk.. and the other one is.. uh.
      Never thought of that before..

    • @derekderek7033
      @derekderek7033 Před 3 lety

      @@cybercritterowo ohh, the other one removes all potion.. effects.. hmm.

  • @SteamNameWaffle69
    @SteamNameWaffle69 Před 10 měsíci

    the repair function of the grindstone makes perfect sense, as it can sharpen the tool just like a whetstone.

  • @thejaceman8298
    @thejaceman8298 Před 2 lety +5

    Definitely needs a part 2 video, I'd watch it w/ my friends and we'd definitely get a laugh