EASY Ways To Defend A 1.14 Minecraft Village

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 26. 05. 2019
  • EASY Ways To Defend A 1.14 Minecraft Village... Easy.. but take a long time. Simply because of the size of most 1.14 villages any defence will be a huge time investment, so I have shown multiple ways of handling this depending on how much effort you want to put in. They have varying degrees of success but are all good fun to see!
    None of this works if you don't light up your villages! They will be zombified in 1 minecraft day if you don't!
    #minecraft
  • Hry

Komentáře • 16K

  • @ramelbusto1011
    @ramelbusto1011 Před 5 lety +8733

    - Did you defend it
    - yes
    - what did it cost?
    - stacks of dirt blocks

  • @semosayba
    @semosayba Před 5 lety +1839

    Wall: *exists*
    Grian: *_"it needs to be fabulous"_*

    • @xistl4278
      @xistl4278 Před 5 lety +11

      Benjamin 1block for 10000 emeralds “perfectly balanced as all things should be”

    • @daybot7732
      @daybot7732 Před 4 lety +9

      Sounds
      Like trump

    • @Pongapat
      @Pongapat Před 4 lety +4

      I only liked your comment because it’s close to 1K likes.

    • @shou_gana1
      @shou_gana1 Před 4 lety

      @@daybot7732
      Because
      It is

    • @Jhay_07
      @Jhay_07 Před 4 lety +1

      Donald trump wants to know your location

  • @callumlyons106
    @callumlyons106 Před 2 lety +664

    10:18 THAT VILLAGER HAS GOT SERIOUS FINESSE SKILLS HE AVOIDED LIKE 7 ARROWS AT ONCE

    • @khajiitimanus7432
      @khajiitimanus7432 Před 2 lety +92

      "Alright, 6 Pillagers are gonna take shots at you. You're gonna have to make a Dexterity check to avoid being hit."
      *rolls*
      "Am I wrong to assume that this nat20 is enough to pass?"
      "You dance in their face, and laugh at their deaths."

    • @YojanProductions
      @YojanProductions Před 2 lety +30

      Chad villager

    • @soyeon.ml4ever
      @soyeon.ml4ever Před 2 lety +14

      that villager is 100% from the African country.. *C H A D*

    • @mistadip42
      @mistadip42 Před 2 lety +14

      He sees the matrix

    • @Hat_86
      @Hat_86 Před rokem +2

      @@khajiitimanus7432 yeah :))

  • @luizarthur8266
    @luizarthur8266 Před 3 lety +632

    Grian: Easy ways to protect a 1.14 village
    Me: Ring the bell and block the doors

    • @mikodenzoOcO
      @mikodenzoOcO Před 3 lety +33

      This is what I have been doing in Hardcore mode LMAO

    • @neil9431
      @neil9431 Před 2 lety +1

      Yea

    • @GumbaverianX
      @GumbaverianX Před 2 lety +6

      @Cygee Duenas kill Evokers first before killing the rest

    • @Zero-vu8se
      @Zero-vu8se Před 2 lety +4

      Build a fence

    • @xd_mystyyyyy
      @xd_mystyyyyy Před 2 lety +2

      @Cygee Duenas Keep the doors or put 2 blocks.

  • @CEngi
    @CEngi Před 4 lety +2395

    Me: *builds wall*
    Pillagers: *spawns inside the village*
    Walls: are we a joke to you?

    • @wtrand03
      @wtrand03 Před 4 lety +72

      CEngi Lol true I had a similar situation. I built a wall with a berry defense on the outside then when a raid happened Pillagers literally spawned on top of the berries. Now time to carefully plan where to expand my Empire (I have a villager breeder which has drastically increased my population so I had to build more buildings and jobs for my people).

    • @platuimknight8769
      @platuimknight8769 Před 4 lety +17

      CEngi
      Let’s get down to business to defeat the Huns.

    • @user-jo7bc4kv8g
      @user-jo7bc4kv8g Před 4 lety +1

      Omg so true

    • @lauramcmurchy2644
      @lauramcmurchy2644 Před 4 lety +1

      Lol

    • @MACKYBOY-41
      @MACKYBOY-41 Před 4 lety +3

      my village is communist tey are all treated same. get one bread. no one special. all good. i was dumb though when pillagers came, i killed tha captain and then thought the raid started, but i had just triggered it by going into the village which was not good but somehow the walls were really outside and the pillagers still spawned outside the village. I wussed and killed them in creative tho. I bad.

  • @Adam.smith47
    @Adam.smith47 Před 4 lety +2988

    10:18 that one villager dodge the arrow like a boss

  • @henarthuri7238
    @henarthuri7238 Před 3 lety +127

    10:11
    This is actually negated, because in an actual raid, the villagers would be hunkered down in their houses, where pillagers can’t shoot at them. So a trench is a perfect defense, except for the few straggling villagers.

    • @brownfamily1892
      @brownfamily1892 Před rokem +2

      Could also make a fence closer to village perimeter to stop villagers from entering range

  • @mimimized
    @mimimized Před 3 lety +185

    This is one of the few Grian vids I had forgotten to watch and I’m surprised I’ve only seen this now. I was so caught off guard when he called bamboo and sweet berries “new.” Gosh, they feel so old at this point

    • @gonertopetinho2095
      @gonertopetinho2095 Před 2 lety +1

      yeah same thing here, and well this grian vid helped me a lot cuz I used the pillager vs plants idea but I used copper rods instead of bamboo cuz it's cheaper to me, now I have a nice 100% danger free village

    • @thejanitor5671
      @thejanitor5671 Před 2 lety +1

      Still feels weirdly new to me

    • @ryderbreckenridge8091
      @ryderbreckenridge8091 Před 2 lety +4

      I thought that bamboo and sweet berry bushes were were added in 1.16 honestly not 1.14 and I'm a Minecraft veteran :/

    • @katcharcos-puyo7740
      @katcharcos-puyo7740 Před 2 lety

      Hello im here and this is even older

    • @HANAZUUUU
      @HANAZUUUU Před rokem

      @@ryderbreckenridge8091 Same. I’ve played for like 8 years and I thought they came out in 1.16

  • @caloriefreewater5704
    @caloriefreewater5704 Před 4 lety +6475

    2016: burning down villages for fun
    2019: saving villages any way you can

    • @kitmakin289
      @kitmakin289 Před 4 lety +381

      Apparently I was living in 2019 when it was 2016.... >->" I have always liked villages and just kept building walls around them....

    • @ivenalanko2462
      @ivenalanko2462 Před 4 lety +171

      @@kitmakin289 holy person

    • @supaidamanyuyusimp7156
      @supaidamanyuyusimp7156 Před 4 lety +104

      @@kitmakin289 donald trumpt descendant

    • @kitmakin289
      @kitmakin289 Před 4 lety +117

      @@supaidamanyuyusimp7156 I would literally kill myself if that were true.

    • @supaidamanyuyusimp7156
      @supaidamanyuyusimp7156 Před 4 lety +32

      @@kitmakin289 that is literally true :)

  • @ericthecoolkid2013
    @ericthecoolkid2013 Před 4 lety +2045

    Grian: “building a trench will take a long time!”
    Also Grian: Builds exquisite wall around village

    • @DanknDerpyGamer
      @DanknDerpyGamer Před 4 lety +32

      *Builds exquisite wall around village in survival
      :P

    • @ll_extremelystressed_ll3804
      @ll_extremelystressed_ll3804 Před 4 lety +5

      @Tong Nguyen yeah it kind of does now that you mention it lol

    • @2dhoes240
      @2dhoes240 Před 4 lety +8

      I mean u could just build the 2 block dirt wall around the village instead

    • @dankulousmemeulous9803
      @dankulousmemeulous9803 Před 4 lety +2

      k

    • @hongtruong3309
      @hongtruong3309 Před 4 lety +2

      @Tong Nguyen ravagers are a too biggie (it do triggers me too bad)
      www.reddit.com/r/HermitCraft/comments/ccs1pt/cubs_ravager_problem/

  • @Travanatoar
    @Travanatoar Před 2 lety +158

    10:29 Grian: *Holds out a sword*
    Wandering Trader: *GAS GAS GAS IM GONNA STEP UP THE GAS*

    • @ked49
      @ked49 Před rokem +1

      I was in a deep dark and a wandering trader appeared and force me into lava

    • @williamdent5796
      @williamdent5796 Před rokem

      Oof

  • @vintagetears2416
    @vintagetears2416 Před 3 lety +292

    8:30 “They walk straight down”
    Me: _more like graciously twirls straight down_

    • @ZobRoss
      @ZobRoss Před 3 lety +4

      *Gracefully

    • @drark6835
      @drark6835 Před 3 lety +2

      Rravager is goot at doinh 360 degrees turnings

    • @JDM_Is_the_best
      @JDM_Is_the_best Před 2 lety +1

      @@ZobRoss do you wanna have you're personal info leaked and you're internet shut dowb

    • @JDM_Is_the_best
      @JDM_Is_the_best Před 2 lety

      @@ZobRoss gracacacebrfauply*

    • @ZobRoss
      @ZobRoss Před 2 lety +3

      @@JDM_Is_the_best wat?

  • @abreloom1367
    @abreloom1367 Před 5 lety +2151

    Grian: **makes complex defence systems**
    Me: **places fences on the villages border**

  • @kylegorel1612
    @kylegorel1612 Před 4 lety +2851

    Grian: "what are y-"
    Wandering trader: " I AM SPEED"

    • @m0j026
      @m0j026 Před 4 lety +78

      *I* *DECIDE* *WHEN* *I* *STOP*

    • @plainsz
      @plainsz Před 4 lety +31

      everything related to villagers makes me laugh, i died at this

    • @lilyforrest5288
      @lilyforrest5288 Před 4 lety +8

      Your profile 😂😂😂 Sal from impractical jokers lol 😂

    • @coffeecup7820
      @coffeecup7820 Před 4 lety +1

      Yas yas yas yas yas yas yas

    • @MikeWall-fb4ue
      @MikeWall-fb4ue Před 4 lety +3

      EVERYONE GET DOWN HE HAS A POTATO😱

  • @gimme_Olive_Oil
    @gimme_Olive_Oil Před 3 lety +1144

    Me: tries making one of grians designs
    Pillagers: spawns inside the village
    Me: 👁👄👁

    • @han_han8872
      @han_han8872 Před 3 lety +14

      Oof

    • @blackout6411
      @blackout6411 Před 3 lety +74

      Same thing happened to me, for some reason so do zombies, creepers, skeletons, and so on. I've built enough Iron Golems to handle this but it's hard to protect my villagers when the game will spawn in monsters in bright areas.

    • @blackout6411
      @blackout6411 Před 3 lety +13

      @ladyx xhydra Yah, I've been using cactus to deal with them.

    • @scottjs5207
      @scottjs5207 Před 3 lety +62

      I had a cave network under my one village, couldn't find the pillagers because they spawned in it...

    • @anchor8723
      @anchor8723 Před 3 lety +3

      👁️👅👁️

  • @menemali163
    @menemali163 Před 3 lety +86

    How to defend a Village: Lock the Villagers in their houses, build a tower and shoot them with your bow.

  • @aila2733
    @aila2733 Před 4 lety +9284

    When i first walked into the berry bush i had no idea what was hurting me

    • @evertree2133
      @evertree2133 Před 4 lety +419

      Same. I was running from a horde of mobs with multiple diamonds , and ran into one. Was so upset.

    • @nightstorm7
      @nightstorm7 Před 4 lety +298

      I thought it was a skeleton 😂

    • @hengzheng5813
      @hengzheng5813 Před 4 lety +134

      @@nightstorm7 same lol, and I get up to find if there is one sneaking around behind my back.

    • @ilovepurple7565
      @ilovepurple7565 Před 4 lety +275

      I thought they added snakes

    • @dhownfhw
      @dhownfhw Před 4 lety +64

      @@ilovepurple7565 lmfaoo

  • @spoozy09
    @spoozy09 Před 5 lety +2545

    Grian: *spawns pillagers*
    Golem: *kills pillagers*
    Grian: *spawns more*
    Golem: am i a joke to you

  • @Spryxl
    @Spryxl Před 3 lety +508

    *When u realise that u cant get back in the village without dying after making the walls in survival..*

    • @scottjs5207
      @scottjs5207 Před 3 lety +48

      that's why you make funnel points to control the mobs so you can still kill them and get all the loot.

    • @xXShadowEliteXx
      @xXShadowEliteXx Před 3 lety +16

      Make ur way like digging and cover the entrance and exit it using trapdoors

    • @stoobie94
      @stoobie94 Před 3 lety +11

      I have a fort near my closest village. Nothing would stop me building a bridge above the pit

    • @bobbob-xg8jg
      @bobbob-xg8jg Před 3 lety +27

      Elytra: am i a joke to you?

    • @Hhifix
      @Hhifix Před 3 lety +9

      Why on earth didn’t you think of a solution to that?

  • @wisvai279
    @wisvai279 Před 3 lety +64

    *You gotta love how Grian talks like we’re not just gonna steal everything the village has to offer before running away cause Minecraft players hate responsibility*

    • @egon3705
      @egon3705 Před 2 lety +9

      at least get a mending librarian

  • @Ice-yp4wg
    @Ice-yp4wg Před 5 lety +2455

    10:18
    Villager learns how to dodge after getting hit by multiple arrows.

  • @jewelminess
    @jewelminess Před 4 lety +3641

    Ravager: I fear no man, but that thing..
    *bamboo*
    Ravager: It scares me.

    • @plasticballs
      @plasticballs Před 4 lety +3

      @Dacanay Gamers 2 what

    • @plasticballs
      @plasticballs Před 4 lety +9

      One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?

    • @alvl1349
      @alvl1349 Před 4 lety +7

      Ravager can probably ram through the bamboo

    • @lolabunumoved9260
      @lolabunumoved9260 Před 4 lety +3

      Underrated xd

    • @chockovad6934
      @chockovad6934 Před 4 lety +3

      Yay TF2 memes!!!!!!

  • @waterboi3355
    @waterboi3355 Před 3 lety +38

    Me: *Does all of these*
    Also me: Finally. My work is finally do-
    Evoker: *Spawns in vex’s*
    Me: 👁👄👁

  • @tomasplunksnis1087
    @tomasplunksnis1087 Před 3 lety +33

    Grian: Iron golem spawning is very, very expensive.
    Iron farms: Am I a joke to you?

    • @matthewkearney2993
      @matthewkearney2993 Před 3 lety +1

      Me: Is it possible to learn this power?

    • @abseph1825
      @abseph1825 Před 3 lety +1

      Just go to creative mode, middle click in an iron golem then spawn them

    • @neil9431
      @neil9431 Před 2 lety

      True

    • @neil9431
      @neil9431 Před 2 lety +1

      @UCCqCuBpMU3R6nz6c_9IPhuw cant idiot. No spawn egg

    • @emilisusas1254
      @emilisusas1254 Před 2 lety

      @@neil9431 who tf is UCCqCuBpMU3R6nz6c_9IPhuw?

  • @YouRude34
    @YouRude34 Před 5 lety +8438

    2009: *Plants vs Zombies*
    2019: *Plants vs Pillagers*

    • @Stardustmiku
      @Stardustmiku Před 5 lety +83

      That what I was thinking lol

    • @supergoku52
      @supergoku52 Před 5 lety +20

      Ikr lmao

    • @stoneflags2467
      @stoneflags2467 Před 5 lety +52

      If you actually wanted, you could do all of these experiments with zombies

    • @teedeegremlin
      @teedeegremlin Před 5 lety +58

      PvZ 3 leaked

    • @mrmrfrog247
      @mrmrfrog247 Před 5 lety +17

      When he said plants vs pilligers I was like plants vs zombies boi

  • @Ananass
    @Ananass Před 5 lety +14493

    1. Build a wall and make the pillagers pay for it
    Edit: geez the replies have become one hell of a political mess... damn it was just a joke...

    • @ehoops3567
      @ehoops3567 Před 5 lety +113

      @@lukasm1436 I AGREE!😂😂

    • @mdpitterle
      @mdpitterle Před 5 lety +76

      *Salutes*

    • @thanosattorneyatlaw4062
      @thanosattorneyatlaw4062 Před 5 lety +189

      2. *???*
      3. PROFIT

    • @simondesanta5774
      @simondesanta5774 Před 5 lety +235

      @Like Ananas make the pillagers pay for it all since they’re bringing in drugs, committing crimes, and raping the Villagers

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon Před 5 lety +11

      @@lukasm1436 ikr

  • @Yinnyz
    @Yinnyz Před 3 lety +31

    I remember when I used to build massive glasses as walls and spawn twenty iron golems to protect my peaceful villagers lol
    Thanxx for the tutorial! Gonna use this one 8:46

  • @xr5663
    @xr5663 Před 3 lety +31

    1st one: “okay so the problem is that the ravenger doesn’t care at all”

  • @tyreesele740
    @tyreesele740 Před 5 lety +12510

    *Pillagers attacking villagers*
    *Me turning on peaceful mode*
    Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

    • @slotfiller5995
      @slotfiller5995 Před 5 lety +103

      Tyreese le ha thx for the funny moment I just had

    • @the_skull8080
      @the_skull8080 Před 5 lety +184

      I use that so many times.... xD

    • @sdfghuihef5602
      @sdfghuihef5602 Před 5 lety +87

      You may wamt to farm their loot

    • @leJpeg
      @leJpeg Před 5 lety +123

      Tyrese le
      I see that, you too, are a Minecraft intellectual

    • @autumnleaf5050
      @autumnleaf5050 Před 5 lety +56

      @@sdfghuihef5602 hah...!!!!
      *Change to creative mode*

  • @deadman9455
    @deadman9455 Před 5 lety +3371

    Me: play Minecraft again after 4 years and stay in a village*
    Me: getting massive raid*
    Me: *WTF is happening*

    • @legohead23432
      @legohead23432 Před 5 lety +74

      ENVYRIX 5 that’s how it was for me tbh

    • @gdolphinz7486
      @gdolphinz7486 Před 5 lety +271

      *Sees a ravager*
      *WHAT THE FU-*

    • @anonymousk4694
      @anonymousk4694 Před 5 lety +36

      So relatable

    • @hiyoise
      @hiyoise Před 5 lety +109

      same tbh i was like “WHO TF ARE THESE” but i like the new updates! i feel so old

    • @logiic8835
      @logiic8835 Před 5 lety +36

      ENVYRIX 5 ikr these new updates are so different to what we had 4 years ago!

  • @myarmsrgone
    @myarmsrgone Před 3 lety +6

    2 block high dirt wall: exists
    Pillagers: understandable, have a great day

  • @insichselbst75
    @insichselbst75 Před 3 lety +19

    You know ‘the trench’? Add some water and they wont be able to get out and will possibly drown. (It holds them down - when you combine magma blocks and water.)

  • @SirBooskie
    @SirBooskie Před 5 lety +695

    7:15 I was devastated when he didn't replace the block

  • @esperate
    @esperate Před 4 lety +1534

    *bamboo and sweetberries defence*
    -I preffer the original.
    *lava*
    -I said the original.
    *iron golems*
    -*PERFECTION*

  • @TabythaK
    @TabythaK Před 3 lety +88

    Everyone: *I must try this, its 99.9% safe!*
    me: "ever heard of that 00.1% Chance where monsters spawn inside the village that turns out to be a higher percentage than you thought"

    • @fruitchoco675
      @fruitchoco675 Před 3 lety +5

      Place torches inside the village

    • @TabythaK
      @TabythaK Před 3 lety +5

      @@fruitchoco675 oh yesh, didn't think of that -.-

    • @di-riso
      @di-riso Před 3 lety

      @@fruitchoco675 they spawn even with torches

    • @fruitchoco675
      @fruitchoco675 Před 3 lety

      @@di-riso explain how lmao

    • @di-riso
      @di-riso Před 3 lety

      @@fruitchoco675 search on Google stoopid

  • @Shadow-lt9uo
    @Shadow-lt9uo Před 3 lety +8

    Grian: there just walking straight down
    Ravenger: oh hell no !

  • @rhun3
    @rhun3 Před 4 lety +815

    “So make sure you torch up your village first so monsters don’t spawn”
    Me: *Grabs flint and steel*

    • @fiirelio1578
      @fiirelio1578 Před 4 lety +87

      If there's no village, there's no monsters inside it

    • @ihavenolife9910
      @ihavenolife9910 Před 4 lety +48

      @@fiirelio1578 modern problems require modern solutions

    • @jacobp.2024
      @jacobp.2024 Před 4 lety +12

      We have to destroy the village to save it.

    • @papaoreo6245
      @papaoreo6245 Před 4 lety +9

      We've a *village* to burn

    • @SliferStreaming
      @SliferStreaming Před 4 lety +1

      @@jacobp.2024 Call thanos.

  • @night7314
    @night7314 Před 3 lety +1819

    10:15
    Grian: *Explaining*
    Villager: *Matrix dodging*

  • @dragonplus7354
    @dragonplus7354 Před 2 lety +2

    10:46
    Nobody:
    Grian: *murders someone*
    Also Grian: *chuckles*

  • @asyt116
    @asyt116 Před 3 lety +8

    Grian: with this wall of hurt No raid can get thrue
    Evoker: am I a Joke to you

  • @clingclang6727
    @clingclang6727 Před 4 lety +1148

    10:18
    Can we just appreciate how that villager dodged all those arrows?

  • @AethernaLuxen
    @AethernaLuxen Před 4 lety +1299

    My tactic:
    -hide two villagers
    -let the others die
    -the pillagers die because of me
    -I breed them back, it's technically the same village

  • @Jesse_JLP
    @Jesse_JLP Před 3 lety +21

    The first time I play Minecraft I thought that Iron golems have egg spawn, I was so innocent 😇

  • @n2datasolutions443
    @n2datasolutions443 Před 3 lety +9

    The best way I defend my village is a 3 block tall cobblestone wall with magma blocks on the outside. Works well tbh mobs like pillagers take a hit and drop loot (unlike lava or netherack on fire which i had before) and as for the ravages once all the other pillagers are dead I just equip my sword and mash dem up, (or you can use a trident with loyalty or a bow or something).

  • @mraa9938
    @mraa9938 Před 5 lety +838

    "Next up is a trench."
    Some great war veterans: "Interesting."

    • @alaskaball188
      @alaskaball188 Před 5 lety +29

      *Starts playing Fields of Verdun*

    • @lewissthompson2005
      @lewissthompson2005 Před 5 lety +22

      Unrelated to the comment but related to the great war, there are no more WW1 veterans, the last one died In 2012

    • @randomuser4959
      @randomuser4959 Před 5 lety +31

      Red is dead So you telling me those noobs haven't found out to "respawn".

    • @lewissthompson2005
      @lewissthompson2005 Před 5 lety +8

      @@randomuser4959 I know right smh n00bs

    • @TheBoltzz_
      @TheBoltzz_ Před 5 lety +1

      @@lewissthompson2005 thats just sad

  • @happyegg9545
    @happyegg9545 Před 5 lety +601

    3:57
    The pillagers: hey ravager pls destroy the bamboo so we can Raid the village
    Ravager: *no, i don't think i Will*

    • @michellearenogomez9947
      @michellearenogomez9947 Před 5 lety +25

      Ravagers be like: No u

    • @xyzzy-dv6te
      @xyzzy-dv6te Před 5 lety +22

      next update: *ravagers now can destroy bamboo*

    • @AlexanderAzarov
      @AlexanderAzarov Před 4 lety

      @Narciso Marquez Actually... You do. They arrived in 1.13 I think, or at least a partial update on the way to 1.14.

  • @qubek533
    @qubek533 Před 3 lety +6

    9:24 Gerald?! What they have done to you!? Seems like you aren't able to hunt monsters anymore...

  • @yojitsharma9932
    @yojitsharma9932 Před 3 lety +2

    Grian- Flyes and reaches quick
    Wandering trader- You wanna get fast? Then let's get fast.
    Grian- The hard way, it is.

  • @keps_ksk
    @keps_ksk Před 5 lety +934

    *two blocks of dirt*
    Grian: a simple spell but quite unbreakable

    • @user-uf4sl9oo1x
      @user-uf4sl9oo1x Před 5 lety +7

      Caps didn’t dr strange say that in infinity wars

    • @TheEventHorizon909
      @TheEventHorizon909 Před 5 lety +25

      Caps *WE ARE GOING TO BUILD A WALL AND MAKE THE PILLAGERS PAY FOR IT!!!*

    • @Captianmex1C0
      @Captianmex1C0 Před 5 lety +3

      @@TheEventHorizon909 why do you copy other comments?

    • @old.tables1989
      @old.tables1989 Před 5 lety +8

      @@user-uf4sl9oo1x ever heard of memes?

    • @centri2271
      @centri2271 Před 5 lety +1

      @@old.tables1989 yes, he's a duck boi

  • @puzzled-head3493
    @puzzled-head3493 Před 4 lety +3753

    “And talking about raids...”
    “today's video is sponsored”

    • @edgarlangwald2932
      @edgarlangwald2932 Před 4 lety +48

      Sad, that this comment was postet so late, I think it would have gotten many many likes🤣😂

    • @zoe2975
      @zoe2975 Před 4 lety +7

      Edgar Langwald mhm

    • @zoe2975
      @zoe2975 Před 4 lety +14

      Bonnie chan The savage and salty boi! By raid shadow legends lmao

    • @little_lord_tam
      @little_lord_tam Před 4 lety +14

      Does this happen in other countrys too ? Gosh how do they earn money when they spent every single person in the internet a sponsorship 😂😂

    • @RoseAnimates
      @RoseAnimates Před 4 lety +13

      Raid Shadow Legends, Download now for free!

  • @Jessashfair
    @Jessashfair Před 2 lety +1

    I think a wall will always be my go to. It's effective on keeping them out, you get the satisfaction of killing them from above, and looks great too!

  • @ImO.uietly
    @ImO.uietly Před 2 lety +1

    Can we just respect that villager that dodged almost all those pillager shots in the trench part? 10:06

  • @TheDundeeBiscuitLuvU
    @TheDundeeBiscuitLuvU Před 5 lety +822

    Grian: It's very important to light up you village, or it won't even survive the night!
    Lighting glitch: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career

    • @JakeG59
      @JakeG59 Před 5 lety +5

      @Daniyalwc7 not if you still play on 1.14 cause I can't update my server lol

    • @horgans6311
      @horgans6311 Před 4 lety

      Fool

    • @luckyramirez8954
      @luckyramirez8954 Před 4 lety

      @MaryJane it's "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

  • @thegopnikdankknight4801
    @thegopnikdankknight4801 Před 5 lety +830

    Grian: can i copy your homework?
    Vietnam soldiers: sure but change some things here and there so no one knows.

  • @chrylari
    @chrylari Před 3 lety +2

    With the trench idea, you could use open trapdoors because the pillagers think they can walk across it because they think it's closed, but it can just drop them into magma.

  • @alextheegg6653
    @alextheegg6653 Před rokem +3

    POV mom tells you to test your new shoes: 10:34

  • @snbeast9545
    @snbeast9545 Před 5 lety +552

    Me: How do we keep this village safe?
    Grian: *T O R C H I T U P*

    • @cornichon1486
      @cornichon1486 Před 5 lety +7

      In 1.14, you can't trust torches

    • @MeboDotExe
      @MeboDotExe Před 5 lety +2

      no, TORCH IT *DOWN*

    • @manjusingh9118
      @manjusingh9118 Před 5 lety +4

      Marshmallow Light It Up

    • @klee.-.1262
      @klee.-.1262 Před 5 lety +1

      Good Doggo Light em up up up

    • @Snow417
      @Snow417 Před 5 lety +6

      You can’t have a unsafe village if it doesn’t exist

  • @megusmith6258
    @megusmith6258 Před 5 lety +510

    7:20
    Grian: It will take hour and hour
    Xisuma: BEACON

  • @xdarin_
    @xdarin_ Před rokem +2

    If you're going to mess with the pathfinding, might aswell just, you know, use trapdoors.

  • @mushroomheadedfreak5078
    @mushroomheadedfreak5078 Před 3 lety +2

    10:19 That villager be dodging tho

  • @dusitn_
    @dusitn_ Před 5 lety +616

    Engage all defences. _And Get This Man a Shield._

    • @Henrique-iy2lk
      @Henrique-iy2lk Před 5 lety +8

      Well, that defence didn't work

    • @borris542
      @borris542 Před 5 lety +14

      Hoodie Gaming proceeds to hand him the smallest shield in the history of shields

    • @doctorplague788
      @doctorplague788 Před 5 lety +5

      the shield and the defences didn't work at all

    • @jagged1725
      @jagged1725 Před 5 lety +5

      Dread it, run from it, creeper arrives all the same

    • @Annihilasian
      @Annihilasian Před 5 lety +3

      Get thees man a sheeld

  • @khybe9426
    @khybe9426 Před 4 lety +534

    10:19
    Pillagers: *Shoot the Villager*
    Villager: *Dodge all arrows*
    *Villager: Amateurs*

  • @N0tSanity
    @N0tSanity Před 11 měsíci

    I can't believe that it has been FOUR YEARS since this was made! I remember being super excited when I saw this and made it straight away. Amazing defence :)

  • @Real_Aintdead
    @Real_Aintdead Před 2 lety +3

    For the 2 block of dirt, you can save time and remove the bottom block of the dirt wall and it’s still the same.

  • @ziod5804
    @ziod5804 Před 5 lety +493

    Iron Golem: **fighting to dead**
    Grian: **takes the last kill and becomes the hero**

  • @xllhallowllx8622
    @xllhallowllx8622 Před 5 lety +1680

    10:19 THAT VILLAGER IS A BOSS, he dodged the arrows.

  • @bobediboo6164
    @bobediboo6164 Před 3 lety +3

    For the trench, add trap doors on the outers where the pillagers will come, they will think a trap door is a block

  • @mackeldoo5249
    @mackeldoo5249 Před 2 lety +1

    A moat built with mob grinding in mind, your base becomes an effective mob trap.

  • @somerandomdude7515
    @somerandomdude7515 Před 5 lety +93

    Grian:plants vs pillagers
    Zombies:are we a joke to you

  • @yoitsmeshadow
    @yoitsmeshadow Před 4 lety +2381

    **Pillager dies trying to kill villagers**
    Zombie: first time?
    Edit: OMG I never thought I could get this many likes. Thank you so much guys.

  • @shmeleos3662
    @shmeleos3662 Před 2 lety

    0:48
    “Hello perkins”
    Perkins: I don’t have a job…
    “Nice to see you”

  • @muffintailcomedyskits1737

    Grain: Nice to see you!
    Perkins: *shakes head no*
    Me: lol same

  • @zerozone5848
    @zerozone5848 Před 5 lety +953

    "The Bamboo method/Plants vs. Pillagers"
    Pros: It stopped the Pillagers
    -.Cons.- _Pros:_ *Panda Infestation*

  • @josef-1209
    @josef-1209 Před 5 lety +1220

    Friend: How did you defend the Village?
    Me: *Berries*

    • @minhnguyen-my9kw
      @minhnguyen-my9kw Před 5 lety +4

      *Kakyoin licking berries sum where*

    • @kreta7450
      @kreta7450 Před 5 lety +8

      *plants berries*
      We’ll never see those pillagers again

    • @kreta7450
      @kreta7450 Před 5 lety +1

      It is your decision of course

    • @Gamer-qz4rs
      @Gamer-qz4rs Před 5 lety

      rero rero rero rero

    • @meme-sama1901
      @meme-sama1901 Před 5 lety

      @@adrian_4417 i burn out villages after i loot.

  • @helencrw12
    @helencrw12 Před 2 lety +2

    2019: save the village!
    2022: whatever

  • @k_ralph9391
    @k_ralph9391 Před 2 lety +18

    So in the end we found out, its the most fun to fight yourself! Protip to safe your villagers with the effort of one second time and a single stoneblock... just put a stoneblock infront of the doors at night

  • @sirchickenix
    @sirchickenix Před 5 lety +2407

    "Defending a Minecraft village is actually pretty simple"
    *takes an hour to defeat a raid on hermitcraft*

  • @user-gt6gt4id8p
    @user-gt6gt4id8p Před 5 lety +346

    4:12
    Pillagers: Help us! We're stuck!
    Ravager: *doesn't care, ignores them, and later walks away*

    • @xxx1131
      @xxx1131 Před 5 lety +16

      And karma strikes at 7:54

    • @christmooose1198
      @christmooose1198 Před 4 lety +1

      U could've done this
      Pillager: ravager plz help
      Ravager: no I don't think I will

  • @throtlejpn5089
    @throtlejpn5089 Před 2 lety

    For flatland villages just get cobble or grass. For the entrance use a trapdoor because entities think it’s a full block, on the bottom use sweet berry bushes, the use repeaters and red stone for better defenses

  • @SuperLiteYT
    @SuperLiteYT Před 3 lety +2

    Tip for the last one: make an iron farm on top of the pillagers and remove the kill chamber so you don’t use iron

  • @skylorious8909
    @skylorious8909 Před 5 lety +1647

    You should do a video on how to fix broken villages (like where they’re smashed against a mountain, inside a ravine, or with a river going through it)

    • @jambie
      @jambie Před 5 lety +50

      Good idea! I would certainly watch that vid!

    • @FireFox64000000
      @FireFox64000000 Před 5 lety +70

      Or two or three villages are smashed together with ravine and each other and a mountain.

    • @jbponce3996
      @jbponce3996 Před 5 lety +14

      Yes plssss

    • @makuru2100
      @makuru2100 Před 5 lety +15

      I support this idea

    • @AFGGaming-lf6qq
      @AFGGaming-lf6qq Před 5 lety +1

      Wear you fixes
      💪😎👍

  • @iceleopard9718
    @iceleopard9718 Před 4 lety +422

    10:18 that villager has ninja skills!!

  • @boxperson5984
    @boxperson5984 Před 3 lety +1

    grian: plants vs zomb- oh that's taken. PLanTs veRsuS pilLaGERs?

  • @howiestillgamez5326
    @howiestillgamez5326 Před 2 lety +1

    2 blocks of dirt is the ultimate minecraft lifehack. You can make secret bases with it, make walls with it, stack pillars with it. Nothing can beat 2 blocks of dirt

  • @matthewtucker2103
    @matthewtucker2103 Před 5 lety +126

    Pillagers: "We are inevitable."
    Iron Golems: "We are Iron Men."
    *Pillagers collapse into puffs of smoke."

  • @oof4695
    @oof4695 Před 5 lety +950

    steals bell and leaves village forever
    **50,000 people used to live here... now it’s a ghost town**

    • @satt47-74
      @satt47-74 Před 5 lety +29

      Oof *COD 4 INTENSIFIES*

    • @LiemNguyenBX
      @LiemNguyenBX Před 4 lety +25

      Omg I did that once cause I didn’t know what it was used for

    • @kuni8578
      @kuni8578 Před 4 lety

      100th Like!

    • @averee_8809
      @averee_8809 Před 4 lety

      Oof wait what does the bell do?

    • @LiemNguyenBX
      @LiemNguyenBX Před 4 lety +21

      Frogu _ when there’s a raid happening you ring the bell to warn the villagers

  • @Carbonated_Milk6440
    @Carbonated_Milk6440 Před 3 lety

    Grian: 0:57 this is what i call: plants vs pillagers
    My brain: PLANTS VS ZOMBIES

  • @calebgresch9604
    @calebgresch9604 Před rokem +1

    If you make a small pod of netherrack with the top blocks removed, you can put in a snow golem and light flames around it, Then the snowballs thrown will catch fire and set monsters ablaze.

  • @dafatunirn6339
    @dafatunirn6339 Před 4 lety +584

    Grian:use every dam thing like nature,magma blocks,etc
    Fence:am i. a joke to You

    • @paloet
      @paloet Před 4 lety +17

      But if you use fences pillagers still can shoot

    • @eyemoisturizer
      @eyemoisturizer Před 4 lety +28

      PaloPalito Loet stack the fences

    • @WhiteGXRoblox
      @WhiteGXRoblox Před 4 lety +3

      Oh my fucking godw

    • @jamsya493
      @jamsya493 Před 4 lety +2

      PaloPalito Loet distance, distance

    • @kvvrt6869
      @kvvrt6869 Před 4 lety +7

      RiP Fence
      1.6 - 1.11
      We will Always Remember you

  • @efeayar1222
    @efeayar1222 Před 5 lety +787

    Pillager:Raid Time!
    Me (while building Berlin Wall with all details):
    Bruh

  • @chrisgorman9872
    @chrisgorman9872 Před 3 lety +1

    Dig out a t shape trench, fill with magma and top with water, works just as well as the large trench. Water sucks the mobs into the magma

  • @garepic
    @garepic Před 3 lety

    7:35 you can add trapdoors on the sides as pillagers will see them as full blocks so they will walk right in, it could work with buttons but overall, it may not work but i think its worth a try

  • @zadeil
    @zadeil Před 5 lety +629

    *No villaging = no pillaging*
    *modern problems require modern solutions*

    • @heibose7735
      @heibose7735 Před 5 lety +41

      Glorious Leader, are you suggesting that we *k i l l t h e f u c k i n g v i l l a g e r s* ?

    • @scooby-doovillain
      @scooby-doovillain Před 5 lety +20

      Won't need to defend village if you ARE the pillager

    • @icywarhammer5003
      @icywarhammer5003 Před 5 lety +15

      No villagers = no pillagers
      *violent problems require violent solutions*

    • @fallsky_19
      @fallsky_19 Před 5 lety +6

      Jesus christ yall lmao

    • @senatorarmstrong689
      @senatorarmstrong689 Před 5 lety +2

      Hey! You genius

  • @Sindak923
    @Sindak923 Před 4 lety +335

    10:18 That villager mastered ultra instinct

  • @repwashere
    @repwashere Před 2 lety +1

    Zombies and hostile mobs: **Laughs in night time**

  • @starbeam7679
    @starbeam7679 Před 2 lety

    I think its more impressive that you came up with different names for each villager than coming up with all these defences

  • @rik4598
    @rik4598 Před 4 lety +798

    The secret method: Ring the bell, wait the villagers enter in their houses, break doors put blocks instead.

    • @EggyYolkZ
      @EggyYolkZ Před 4 lety +33

      *big brain time*

    • @MLGRDR
      @MLGRDR Před 4 lety +79

      dont break the door lol, put dirt covering the door

    • @frettchen1498
      @frettchen1498 Před 4 lety +30

      Touch the bell sounds weirdly sexual. But I'm just a kid in my mind so that might just be it

    • @shell6467
      @shell6467 Před 4 lety +3

      Iduno H you could’ve wrote ring the bell xD

    • @rik4598
      @rik4598 Před 4 lety +3

      @@shell6467 Thanks for the correction! (Not a native English speaker)

  • @Dannybythebanana
    @Dannybythebanana Před 4 lety +760

    Meanwhile in bedrock
    Ravager: *I'M RESPECTING YOUR EFFORTS OVER PROTECTING THIS VILLAGE BUT ASSERTING MY DOMINANCE BY BREAKING THROUGH YOUR PLANTS ANYWAY*

    • @voyagerhk2536
      @voyagerhk2536 Před 4 lety +4

      czcams.com/video/2BmpukaUbKw/video.html OMG I FOUND GRIAN IRL

    • @darn9717
      @darn9717 Před 4 lety +64

      VoyagerHK why are you promoting your own video? Does it suck that much?

    • @jwsnyderaal
      @jwsnyderaal Před 4 lety +8

      Yep, it’s SO ANNOYING

    • @crossingplays2155
      @crossingplays2155 Před 4 lety +7

      @@voyagerhk2536 wow... dont be like that...

    • @the_grim_gamer3039
      @the_grim_gamer3039 Před 4 lety +34

      @@voyagerhk2536 Stop dude like come on. I didn't even click it. After reading others comments I figured out what happened. Nobody will sub to you this way this is a great way to get dislikes and reports if anything.

  • @oscarpelaez2277
    @oscarpelaez2277 Před 3 lety +1

    I love how the traveling Trader was actually running so fast 💨

  • @squishypanda6904
    @squishypanda6904 Před 3 lety +1

    That wandering trader was on steroids 😂