Cringing at Myself Rapping
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- čas přidán 26. 10. 2020
- The cringer becomes the cringee.
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Fantano in 2030:
Cringing at my pizza hut logo moustache
Also Fantano in 2030: time to give MBDTF a decent to strong 5
@@corncake4677 ahahahahah
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest CZcamsr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear jac
LMAO I'm never gonna not see that now hahahahahahah
Fantano in 2030:
Cringing at not putting Total Xanarchy at a Strong 10
Anthony ghostwrote Tom MacDonalds “whiteboy”
@Lynn Metagrau beautiful comment. Disliked
@Lynn Metagrau mr what i require the cocianer
They did coke together in highschool.
OH NO
what a twist
Doom died 4 days after this video was released. He needed Anthonys apology, so that he could pass on.
He died on October 31 actually. Just wasn't publicly known.
@@JC20XXYeh.... Fantanos video: 27.10.2020; Dooms death, four days later: 31.10.2020
@@JC20XX dum
@@JC20XX dum
@@JC20XX dum
Man, this was only a few days before DOOM passed. Even if Melon finds this cringey, I feel sad 'cause it shows what an influential artist MF DOOM was
Ikr realised that and got those chills/ goosebumps along the back of my head and my back
rip MF DOOM
Quite eerie that he died a few days after this and on Halloween.
This rap sounds like a Pink Guy rap where he cooks food
It totally does
mood
Oh look it's that one channel the Bald one reacts to (and I'm not talking about the Melon)
Did not expect to see you here, plat
Mm, food...
Anthony should freestyle about his cool nifty ridge wallet
Why did lil dickys father comment this
C’mon man, don’t get my hopes up like that
Nice like a tightly fit pocket holding a nifty ridge wallet
They're actually awesome, nifty, metal-plated, minimalist wallets that fit nicely in your front pocket (money-clip on the back) to be precise.
🙄 tut tut i mean get it right.
Edit: slight spelling error on the wallet: had to perfect
Visit trap lore ross for that lol
Ok fantano, we’ll act like this wasnt a genuine attempt at a rap career, we know you had a plan to “take over” and “change the game” as PF Doom (we also know you derived the name from the popular food chain ‘PF Chang’s’) and now that it failed, you’re trying to play it off as a throwaway gag. Ok, fantano, ok.
Fr true story
*cRiNgInG tO*
smh, man's definitely reminiscing and foreshadowing his comeback
@@kicks4439 he’s VERY clearly using this video as a platform to show off his lyrical miracle skills and get his MF Doom feature finally.
Paper face when rapping, paper fingers when producing.
#wakeupsheeple
Little did he know this was the last time he could talk to DOOM
RIP
Doom isn't even trying to make these imposters seem legit
Doom jumps the shark
Turns out PF DOOM was actually Hannibal
all caps you scoundrel
@@papayer "turns out PF DOOM was Hannibal" / "All caps you scoundrel"
That's classic bars y All got to collaborate
@@ChristopherRhudy don’t talk about my moms yo
Childhood is growing up thinking Cal Chuchesta is the best rapper
Adulthood is knowing Anthony Fantano makes more sense
Facts and evidence
cal isn't the best rapper, he's the best rapman.
other way around brotha
Cal is infinitely better, wtf do you mean
@@dongxx ebic Ben chapro roost libtard pawned haha quirki
He doesn’t age wtf
Eating all those those melons gave him a well balanced diet
he so thin!!
@Provisional IRA Member true thought 18 was peek me because I looked so horrible at 20 but now Im at it again. Something about not living home anymore, eating shit because now I could just left myself go and the fuxked up sleep times and less sport was a bad mix.
He's in his late 30s and has no wrinkles, I'm 21 and they're starting to really appear and im waay too obsessed with it already tf is wrong with me
I gotta quit cancer sticks
“I might send a white dude next. Whoever plays the character plays the character"
-Daniel Dumile aka MF DOOM -
“Your swelling melon, bruh, who you telling?”
RIP
RIP
"Rappers don't ride bikes because they can't handle bars" - Cal 🥶🥶🔥
It's a cleaver line but cringe
"Barely held together by a swingline stapler" is unironically a great bar, I get why Cal Chuchesta fought so hard to get PF DOOM on his track
*Lyrics:*
He came out with a mask made of paper
Barely held together by a Swingline stapler
Square head but he dressed really trendy
Reused and reused he was always echo friendly
Recycle
And half as post consumer
Put a label on the back just to quiet down the rumors
Now the club telling everyone to each shit
Quiet, keep two tight slips
The ones that get loose
I hear they sink ships
Six stanzas in the same rhyme pattern
Running in circles like the rings on Saturn
And no, I don't mean the car company
If someone gets sued, that rhyme didn't come from me
The needle drop's catching like venereal
Don't get me mad or I might go serial
It's a well balanced meal
I'll just end this now and just pray for a record
Deal
Bars
the first half was actually solid, but then the saturn line happened and it all kinda fell apart
Crazy how DOOM dies three days later
he needed anthony's apology to move on to the afterlife
Exactly
Wow he says he'll cringe and just ends up complimenting all the bars lmao
Nobody loves Anthony more than Anthony
I miss the old Melon
@@jonnykhatru straight from the Go melon
@@jonnykhatru still lived at home Melon
@Ludwig Van Beethoven I hate the new melon
still can't believe you didn't include PF Doom in your 55 Best Rappers of All Time video
* PF DOOM
All caps when you spell the Fan name
Pink Floyd DOOM?
@@quaeddyt45 did you watch the video
@@quaeddyt45 you've not seen footage
It actually wasn't that bad, the verse where all you said was the n word was kinda weird, though.
This is like seeing your dad fail for the first time. In his humility and humanisation, you lose all and any respect for him immediately, not even a single morsel of esteem left.
What? I thought it was cute and relatable af.
@@bmhwdy Ironically, no.
ok mister amateur, where did he touch you?
@@lp.shakur Jesus dude
“and no, i don’t mean the car company, if somebody gets sued, that rhyme didn’t come from me”
bakin up some MELON BARSSS
Yooo “Company” and “Come for me” rhyme!
anthony there's a guy called MF DOOM who copied your rapping!!!!
You can tell he's low-key proud of it and just trying to flex on us lmaoooo
doom saw this video and dies like 3 days later
I can't believe DanTDM watches Anthony Fantano.
honestly the bars were solid, except for that part you sung the m.A.A.d city hook but only the n word
Kendrick Lamar Is Overrated
@@lilgrinchdookie69 no
@@lilgrinchdookie69 here’s two koala’s for making me laugh 🐨🐨
@@lilgrinchdookie69 here's that attention you wanted
@@lilgrinchdookie69 dude u make top 10 videos just to get 5 views, go outside
That's actually Logic rapping.
Smoking weed in GAZEBOS, INCOGNITO
Jonavi JLMA blunts keep rollin like bitches on e pills
hairline steady like the decline of the stock market
WHO CAN RELATE WOOO
No he's not, he didn't say he's biracial.
WHO CAN RELATE?
Yo that "rings on Saturn" bar is more or less what's on Chance's 'Hot Shower', and Anthony gave that a 0 LMAO
He was just upset at being stolen from.
Rip DOOM, he would've been proud of your rapping
I can’t believe even after he’s retired, you still wanna make fun of Logic...
🤣
Wise man once said, *"Ugh So hungry!"*
MM...FOOD.
I cry every time
this was only 4 days before DOOM passed, rest in peace villain
💀💀💀💀
This is low-key wholesome. Lmao.
*Top 10 rappers theneedledrop is afraid to give a light 6...
The humble beginning of Cal Chuchesta Rap Career.
He’s gots the best raps
Now that you say it, Cal kinda looks like Anthony.
@@ozzie4885 I don't see it
@@ozzie4885 I dont see it.
@@ozzie4885 I dont see it
How to get a 10/10 out of Fantano. Inspire him enough to make a cringy rap video for you so he can watch it later in his life and then out of necessity provide the 10’s as an apology
You killed Doom when he saw this
Rap is like a mountain, white at the top
@ayyy__donkey Magma inside, lava outside?
@ayyy__donkey black and fire
You copied that
"Mostly black but with white at the top" is what you meant to say
You copied that and still got it wrong
Hey Fantano you should check out this new rapper called Cal Chuchesta
*Chuchesta
Where did Cal go? I haven’t seen him in a long time.
@@mixbag8399 he's preparing for kendrick lamar album. You know they had a goat competition right?
@@samuelfransiskus2768 I did not.
Giving Fantano advice
I thought it was going to be a purposefully bad rap but it was actually pretty nice, some of the lines were a bit corny but that whole rap was gold.
Anthony looks exactly the same in 2020 as he did in 2009
This isn't that bad dude. With a different personality and flow but same lyrics this could be a banger. Especially with that beat
Yea I especially liked the delayed punch lines that caught me off guard. Definitely have heard MF DOOM do that
@@HH-ih6zc this is the second time I've ever heard of MF DOOM. The first being from fantasy just a bit ago. Lol.
Never heard of him. Is he worth checking out?
@@forkfo90102 I can’t say I’m a fan of every tracks he’s ever released, but I would recommend checking some of his songs out if you like the crazy multi syllable inline rhymes similar to the style of Earl Sweatshirt. A lot of my friend says he’s boring mostly beacuse of his monotonic voice tho :/
The beat is from “Next Levels” which was made by DOOM
@@HH-ih6zc haven't heard earl either i dont think. But i do like that type of rhyming
Why are you reacting to the No Pressure album again
Underrated comment hahah
coadm since it’s cringing. no? my bad..
lmao
@@ysmmac6015 the instrumental is similar to something on No Pressure
@@4am555 I mean a little bit but its more of a YSIV type beat with the chill piano and everything
Anthony, saying the n-word over and over again for three minutes doesn't count as rapping.
got that sick rhythm tho...
he was just reviewing a DG album, no big deal
a rare example of melon and anthony fantano in the same image, proving once and for all they're two different people
The rap itself was pretty decent, but the part where you rhymed
Call me dark twisted fantasy ,I just shit my pants was a little much. 7/10
Today was depressing so hopefully this can help that
did it?
Jazz June is now on suicide watch
@@Rattfood Naw, this shit’s more depressing.
@elchema Is elchema "our guy"?
Ayy man I was depressed for a long time, and trust me it gets better bruh. I’m sorry to hear you had a bad day.
4 days before doom passed
damn
DOOM literally died 4 days after this. Thanks melon.
I thought it was pretty funny and surprisingly well done. I get why it makes you feel embarrassed, but how earnest it was is something I think you should appreciate. It means that you've cared about your work since the beginning, even if that work was just basic rapping attempting to emulate mf doom.
MelonFace Doom going undercover as PF Doom (2009, colorized)
Doom died 4 days later rip October 31
R.I.P. DOOM
Honestly that wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be. Those were some decent bars except for the saturn company one. Also young anthony at the end looking like an absolute chad 👀
"Chad anthony" is a cursed image just from like 7:45 onwards cursed
NO IT'S NOT CURSED HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I've felt some Seth Everman vibes when he zoomed his face
*Other negative reviews:* Anthony how dare you say that!!!! 😡
*Negative review about himself:* Perfectly agree with you. 😃👍
Crazy he made this 4 days before he passed...
Oh this is gonna be good
Edit: it was
you gotta put him in classics week now
wow.. 4 days before he passed
Well, This is Fantano´s best song yet.
7:12 That candle could've changed Anthony's whole career
Melon, just come out and say "I did this a while ago, let's have a look at it, I'm still kinda proud of some of it". It's fine! Some of those bars were pretty decent! No need to humble brag under the guise of self-awareness.
He did compliment some of the bars
The instrumental (and the vocals really) give me some 2014 Pink Guy vibes ngl
I really liked it melon haha
those chompers in the thumbnail!!
do a video where you sit at a table and see which kinds of gourds and pumpkins you can bite clean through
This sounds like pink guy rappin'
New MF Doom track sounding pretty good here
Anthony Fantano here. Internet's busiest teeth in the game.
I loved this 🤣🤣🤣 as someone who cringes over my own art and loves DOOM, this hit close to home. It wasn't as bad as you felt it was though. We are almost always our own worst critic.
Dude ur def top 55 rappers material
MF doom died 3 days after this video...
This was four days before his official passing. I hope he caught this and had a nice chuckle.
Hey, at least Melon man apologized before his death... Does that sound insensitive? I really don't know anymore.
@Abdulkhaliq Mesfer J - no, he didn’t. He just apologized because the video was cringy
Great, so "internet's biggest music nerd" "best teeth in the game" and "steadiest hairline in the streets" is gonna be the new intro
RIP MF DOOM!
Didn't even use ALL CAPS when he spelled the man's name
I remember seeing this around when I first found your channel in 2010 and I genuinely thinking this was hilarious.
I'm glad we could both grow as people since then.
Rest In Peace MF DOOM
RIP
Anyone clock the 'Hot Shower' parallel at 6:29?
"Six stanzas in, the same rhyme pattern / Running in circles like the rings on Saturn" - PF Doom, 2009
"Now i got a few rings on, Jupiter skating / I meant to say Saturn, switched up the pattern" - Chance The Rapper, 2019
if the paper mask caught on fire, maybe we would have gotten Visions of Bodies Being Burned a little bit earlier
Alternative title: reviewing my bars from my 09 kkk chypher
7:59 your younger self looks like ACTUALLY handsome squidward...like if they made a live-action spongebob drama i can’t unsee it...great video ant knee ✨
Damn, rapping into a candle with a paper mask. Pretty daring.
little did he know mf doom died 4 days after he made that video. RIP MF DOOM💔
This video caused MF Doom to die 4 days later
The old videos give me such a rush of nostalgia. I wish they were all easier to find.
Thank you for this Anthony! I love theneedledrop man. You're the best, you're the best; got reviews, with a bit of zest.
I think it's time for you to don the mask again.
#RIPMFDOOM
RIP DOOM
4 days before his death :(
To think the legend died a day after this video..
MF DOOM died 4 days later
Fantano talks to MF DOOM in the afterlife
The transition from antionio fantonto to antoin fantoin is pretty hard here
I sure do love Logic’s early music
feeling a light 3 to strong 4 on this song fantano
Don't know why but this shit got me melancholic. Been following you since the /mu/ days. Lot has changed since then. Internet culture huh
five minutes in and i'm screaming quit stalling fantano!
Weird to think my doom died a few days after this was posted
Started from the basement now we here