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  • A country anthem for our doomed country.
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  • @dropout
    @dropout  Před 3 lety +2270

    While shooting all sketches, we are abiding by strict COVID guidelines, minimizing crew, shooting only single cast members at a time when shooting in person, wearing appropriate PPE and socially distancing the whole time. Stay safe out there!

  • @jeremydewitte3540
    @jeremydewitte3540 Před 3 lety +2551

    They finally remembered their CZcams password.

    • @dannydavis66
      @dannydavis66 Před 3 lety +13

      Damn ouch

    • @FknGreat
      @FknGreat Před 3 lety +11

      They forgot it? Wtf they're a company how do you lose something like thatt?!🤣🤣🤣

    • @unplannedstuff
      @unplannedstuff Před 3 lety +2

      🤣

    • @jeremydewitte3540
      @jeremydewitte3540 Před 3 lety +30

      ReverseGaming hence the joke moron.

    • @KayBreezie
      @KayBreezie Před 3 lety +12

      ReverseGaming probably somebody (Trapp) laid off had the password and they couldn’t get it until he was on set

  • @diartgerxhaliu
    @diartgerxhaliu Před 3 lety +6094

    This is how the rest of the world sees the US

    • @SK-cz5wy
      @SK-cz5wy Před 3 lety +102

      There's plenty of dumb people all over the world, trust me

    • @levitimelevi
      @levitimelevi Před 3 lety +58

      Shhh don't tell them about sweden. They think America is end all be all.

    • @markkram55
      @markkram55 Před 3 lety +255

      I am from Europe and trust me this is how we see America

    • @TBakerXD
      @TBakerXD Před 3 lety +40

      @@markkram55 I'd assume you also (correctly, imho) see the UK (my country) the same way right now?

    • @justsomeoneelse5942
      @justsomeoneelse5942 Před 3 lety +35

      Cause that’s how It is

  • @SachinM0515
    @SachinM0515 Před 3 lety +1027

    You're giving them a theme song.

    • @Kaotiqua
      @Kaotiqua Před 3 lety +71

      Hey, if they wanna go around singing"I'M AN IDIOT AND I'M OKAY!" Then I mean...

    • @naveenverma007
      @naveenverma007 Před 3 lety +29

      @@Kaotiqua Do they need a song to claim idiocy? 🤔 I think they are doing a good job of making it clear without it. 😂

    • @akilprowell2503
      @akilprowell2503 Před 3 lety

      @@naveenverma007 7

    • @icarusunited
      @icarusunited Před 3 lety +2

      @Mr Patriot Facts

    • @RobFieldFlorida
      @RobFieldFlorida Před 3 lety +1

      If they want that one, they're welcome to it. XD

  • @burner716
    @burner716 Před 3 lety +725

    0:31 she was about to face palm but knew not to touch her hand to her face as a doctor and palmed her head. Nice attention to detail.

    • @SecretSynth
      @SecretSynth Před 3 lety +19

      Damn, good observation!

    • @RobFieldFlorida
      @RobFieldFlorida Před 3 lety +9

      It would be so on-brand for them to get a real doctor to do a cameo.

    • @Star-nl5id
      @Star-nl5id Před 3 lety +1

      Hello

    • @burner716
      @burner716 Před 3 lety

      @@Star-nl5id o.o what...

    • @Star-nl5id
      @Star-nl5id Před 3 lety +1

      @@burner716 what are the chances of this lmao

  • @Ludovicus1769
    @Ludovicus1769 Před 3 lety +3305

    At least he’s admitting Covid-19 exists.

  • @druvjuice6906
    @druvjuice6906 Před 3 lety +2467

    The fact that I have heard so many unironic country song likes this, doesn’t surprise me

    • @druvjuice6906
      @druvjuice6906 Před 3 lety +3

      are they replies okay?

    • @alynfrank6746
      @alynfrank6746 Před 3 lety +24

      We need to wear mask and arrest those that don't, satire is the best way to get it out there

    • @svensvensson5159
      @svensvensson5159 Před 3 lety +2

      Odetuber name 5

    • @hazelcalderbank1556
      @hazelcalderbank1556 Před 3 lety +6

      @@druvjuice6906 They're bots, report them for spam if you can be bothered, but otherwise just ignore them

    • @risky_busine55
      @risky_busine55 Před 3 lety +5

      There's no parody of dumbass right wingers that isn't 100% sincere to some of them

  • @pedroxavier4227
    @pedroxavier4227 Před 3 lety +277

    It's an internet rule, dont do things ironically, because someone somewhere will take it seriously.

    • @dragongirl7978
      @dragongirl7978 Před 3 lety +22

      This is why we can't have nice things...

    • @calebcostrini
      @calebcostrini Před 3 lety +3

      Good ol' Poe's Law.

    • @fish4115
      @fish4115 Před 2 lety +1

      And then people come in and generalize the idiots who take the joke seriously as all Americans, it's disappointing

  • @justsomeoneelse5942
    @justsomeoneelse5942 Před 3 lety +2572

    America is the Florida of the world

    • @SweatierAcorn
      @SweatierAcorn Před 3 lety +133

      damn bro how does anyone survive in florida florida?

    • @morjoy4joymor
      @morjoy4joymor Před 3 lety +146

      @@SweatierAcorn as a floridian, I have no fucking clue, this place is insane

    • @matthewconard1211
      @matthewconard1211 Před 3 lety +65

      As a fellow Floridian, I wonder how I am alive too.

    • @kmurphy0620
      @kmurphy0620 Před 3 lety +5

      Ouch, so low QQ

    • @sausagebased
      @sausagebased Před 3 lety +22

      Ah shit, you're right. This whole time...nobody told me /I/ was Florida Man this whole time...

  • @YoMama2143
    @YoMama2143 Před 3 lety +1012

    Itd be funny if the cheering crowd behind him got more and more sparce the longer the song went on.

    • @nullskull6860
      @nullskull6860 Před 3 lety +2

      Have you any idea how many people are actually getting sick/dying from this? If you call this a pandemic then please do the same for every flu over the past century.

    • @akayysworld
      @akayysworld Před 3 lety +75

      @@nullskull6860 amazing how you miss the point of the video right after watching it

    • @misanohova2621
      @misanohova2621 Před 3 lety +26

      @@nullskull6860 Damn. I wanted to explain to you how things work, but instead I'll just wish you an easy life, because you can not get through a difficult one with such a low IQ. How much is it, 90?

    • @nullskull6860
      @nullskull6860 Před 3 lety +1

      @@misanohova2621 Damn. I wanted to listen to how you think that things work, but I shall instead wish a peaceful life right back at you. Man. Your profile is straight cringe.

    • @boooster101
      @boooster101 Před 3 lety +21

      @@nullskull6860"CDC estimates that from 2010-2011 to 2013-2014, influenza-associated deaths in the United States ranged from a low of 12,000 (during 2011-2012) to a high of 56,000 (during 2012-2013)"
      You remember the corona associated death toll of 2020 in the US I guess?
      But I agree with the other poster. Guys like you would keep their denial into their grave. Like parents who lock up and pray for their dying child.
      Because they always iust know better than those dealing with the issue for a living.
      "Data? statistics? i don't care because i have a facebook post of an anti-vaxx website with a new autism claim"

  • @vincentgriffin9202
    @vincentgriffin9202 Před 3 lety +471

    My dad goes “The funny thing is... around where we live, some people wouldn’t see the humor in that song”

    • @moshimeshowu747
      @moshimeshowu747 Před 3 lety +13

      there's no way that's true. People would probably say, "this song is stupid it's severely exaggerating my stance on this issue."

    • @vincentgriffin9202
      @vincentgriffin9202 Před 3 lety +17

      You overestimate the intelligence of some people. This satire wouldn't exist if it weren't so. At this point in the virus I'd hope you are correct, but at the time I posted that comment it was terribly correct.

    • @moshimeshowu747
      @moshimeshowu747 Před 3 lety +4

      @@vincentgriffin9202 No, I'm saying that some people do genuinely have this stance on this issue, it's just that they would never say that outright because it makes them look horrible.

    • @nickanthropocene6502
      @nickanthropocene6502 Před 3 lety +11

      @@moshimeshowu747 Cognitive dissonance is the pandemic behind the pandemic

    • @moshimeshowu747
      @moshimeshowu747 Před 3 lety +6

      @@nickanthropocene6502 I mean you're not wrong. I would say that stupidity is the pandemic behind the pandemic, but that's not kind.

  • @nickwilde2569
    @nickwilde2569 Před 3 lety +472

    The new national anthem

    • @nickwilde2569
      @nickwilde2569 Před 3 lety +5

      @Super Ruler guns, thats what those freedom sticks are for

    • @micahholt9895
      @micahholt9895 Před 3 lety +5

      ...only for the newly revived Confederate States of America and the national bird is Jesus holding a rifle and riding a T-Rex.

    • @codyhill2311
      @codyhill2311 Před 3 lety

      The Anthem of the moronic protesters that burnt there own cities to the ground

    • @micahholt9895
      @micahholt9895 Před 3 lety

      @@codyhill2311 Nah, it's more for those people holding guns while standing in front of the Michigan Capitol, nationalists who try to sabotage the protests, or those who guys carry arms to the protest in Kenosha. It seems to fit them.

    • @josephbarnett9018
      @josephbarnett9018 Před 3 lety +3

      Natural selection approves this message. Good news is as long as the rest of wear masks, we will eventually thin the herd on idiots a little. Trying to find a silver lining in this nightmare lol

  • @curiousgemini
    @curiousgemini Před 3 lety +727

    There's "freedom" and then there's "freeDUMB."

  • @kevinkenny5427
    @kevinkenny5427 Před 3 lety +135

    "If you don't like it, you could leave this land.
    But you can't right now cause there's a travel ban, because America's so diseased"
    Fuckin hilarious!!

  • @Borntoreign
    @Borntoreign Před 3 lety +386

    This has aged interestingly in the last 24 hours.

    • @kairon156
      @kairon156 Před 3 lety +3

      how so?

    • @chubnut3671
      @chubnut3671 Před 3 lety

      @@kairon156 go to newest first on comments lmaoooo

    • @maxfieldjoyner5244
      @maxfieldjoyner5244 Před 3 lety +18

      @@kairon156 pretty sure this comment was posted the day trump got covid.

    • @kairon156
      @kairon156 Před 3 lety +3

      @@maxfieldjoyner5244 That does make sense now.

    • @arandomguy656
      @arandomguy656 Před 2 lety

      And in the last year ?

  • @rodrigomateodelgadodelacru8154

    There is at least one antimasker that liked this un ironically
    -Comment war below

    • @WillToWinvlog
      @WillToWinvlog Před 3 lety +32

      "Antimasker" as you so snobbishly call them is, in fact, the default position. The mask mandate is an oppressive superstitious irrational response to fear driven media.

    • @Kaotiqua
      @Kaotiqua Před 3 lety +82

      @@WillToWinvlog Oh look. There's Karen now.

    • @ryansparks2131
      @ryansparks2131 Před 3 lety +88

      @@WillToWinvlog I know a man who didn't wear a mask. He visited some of his family without realizing he carried the virus. His family caught it from him and they died from it but he survived. To this day he blames himself for their deaths. If he wore a mask that day, they wouldn't have caught it and they would be alive now.

    • @kalebsantos72
      @kalebsantos72 Před 3 lety +48

      Will To Win wow I’ve never seen one in the wild before

    • @theorangedinosaur4098
      @theorangedinosaur4098 Před 3 lety +15

      @@WillToWinvlog Your joking

  • @franzdelrim1503
    @franzdelrim1503 Před 3 lety +397

    This dude came into my place of work without a mask claiming he was immune.

    • @plastictouch6796
      @plastictouch6796 Před 3 lety +25

      Lmao, it's not a zombie apocalypse, you can't prove you are immune lmao

    • @TheGreatDrake
      @TheGreatDrake Před 3 lety +68

      @@plastictouch6796 Thing is even if your immune doesn't mean your not a carrier and can't infect others.

    • @joshuaizly5502
      @joshuaizly5502 Před 3 lety +30

      @@TheGreatDrake yeah saying I'm immune means you got infected but have no symptome while carrying the virus. That's the only way to know that you're immune it's basically saying "I am a healthy carrier of the virus" at this point he shouldn't be allowed to leave his home. That's why we wear mask in the first place !!! Because we might be a danger for the others, especially if we are immune!

    • @drex5160
      @drex5160 Před 3 lety +18

      He was an imposter

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep Před 3 lety +16

      Maybe tell him about "Typhoid Mary"

  • @nettart4924
    @nettart4924 Před 3 lety +1357

    last time i was this early, america wasn't a flaming wreck
    oh wait-
    that's never.

    • @Link-yp2ki
      @Link-yp2ki Před 3 lety +51

      Well, I'd say we weren't completely terrible before 1492...

    • @Link-yp2ki
      @Link-yp2ki Před 3 lety +19

      @Pedro Albino The not-so-united states of america.

    • @Ocean_Man
      @Ocean_Man Před 3 lety +3

      @Pedro Albino If i where you Id feel pretty silly right about now

    • @tablo1394
      @tablo1394 Před 3 lety +2

      @Pedro Albino Brazil and Spain are worse, but the US is getting there.

    • @tablo1394
      @tablo1394 Před 3 lety +3

      @Pedro Albino I mean would you call Spain and Brazil Facist? And the US, UK and Japan maybe Pre-Facist?

  • @victorem
    @victorem Před 2 lety +18

    As a citizen of the us I can promise you this sketch is 47% of Americans

  • @finnarmstrong3391
    @finnarmstrong3391 Před 3 lety +835

    I hope the anti-masker movement unironically uses this

    • @cakeisthebestintheworld
      @cakeisthebestintheworld Před 3 lety +116

      it's not a movement, it's a hissy fit

    • @jdogkingz1631
      @jdogkingz1631 Před 3 lety +5

      Its spelled truth

    • @ggbothwell
      @ggbothwell Před 3 lety +40

      Jdog Kingz I invite your stupid ass to play this in public and see how people react

    • @2NDFLB
      @2NDFLB Před 3 lety +2

      -
      Y'all better WISE UP.
      They're trying to wipe out
      Alot of people.
      -

    • @malikthemadman
      @malikthemadman Před 3 lety +28

      @@jdogkingz1631 it's spelled Dunning Kruger effect, and because I know you won't know what it means it's when people with a low ability to do a task overestimate their ability such as anti-maskers thinking they know more than medical professionals

  • @TheMattg345
    @TheMattg345 Před 3 lety +46

    the in loving memory at the end is a nice touch lmao

    • @swirltales6046
      @swirltales6046 Před 3 lety +3

      it also keeps other people from using it seriously

  • @ataruDev
    @ataruDev Před 3 lety +496

    I wonder how many people are going to see clips of this and completely miss the satire

    • @sarahnielsen1054
      @sarahnielsen1054 Před 3 lety +26

      Too many

    • @CoderShare
      @CoderShare Před 3 lety +9

      Wait, this video is satirical?

    • @kernelist1
      @kernelist1 Před 3 lety +1

      @@CoderShare for american

    • @Missyfw86
      @Missyfw86 Před 3 lety +4

      It's already happening on their Facebook page 🙃

    • @danielcraft1971
      @danielcraft1971 Před 3 lety +4

      I would say, anyone currently wearing a "make America great again" cap.

  • @ajalferez5927
    @ajalferez5927 Před 3 lety +14

    What I love about this is that they got it right that you're not wearing a mask to protect yourself, but instead to protect others, and others wearing masks is how you're protected.

  • @mrtzak
    @mrtzak Před 3 lety +356

    Isn't this the American national anthem? Sorry for my English.

    • @knzicarter7851
      @knzicarter7851 Před 3 lety +20

      This is actually a pretty perfect sentence! So good job with your English :)

    • @mrtzak
      @mrtzak Před 3 lety +15

      @@knzicarter7851 haha, I appreciate you. I'd like to point out that was just a joke, English is my first language.

    • @knzicarter7851
      @knzicarter7851 Před 3 lety +14

      @@mrtzak xD rip
      I mean, some people whose only language is English struggle

    • @mrtzak
      @mrtzak Před 3 lety +6

      @@knzicarter7851 hahaha twitter has been a good example of that

    • @ZiaRDS
      @ZiaRDS Před 3 lety +3

      This was not only accurate factually but also grammatically, congratulations 😌😌😌

  • @thecarrotclarinet
    @thecarrotclarinet Před 3 lety +90

    they're gonna take it on and use it as their own hymn calling it now

  • @sahibheer12
    @sahibheer12 Před 3 lety +33

    Ohhh yeahhh

  • @wizbizi6463
    @wizbizi6463 Před 3 lety +180

    If I see one "oh so collegehumor is POlitical now??" comment I'm gonna go ham

  • @taxidermypolarbear1724
    @taxidermypolarbear1724 Před 3 lety +16

    Don’t mind me just lookin for political comments

  • @Zack_Zander
    @Zack_Zander Před 3 lety +40

    2:57
    “In Loving Memory: Earl Crust (1980 - 2020)”
    Just a slight chuckle when they sneak that in

    • @andrehernandez6398
      @andrehernandez6398 Před 3 lety +2

      Dylan Dowd no its a joke that he died because he wasn’t wearing a mask

  • @michaelsaid8883
    @michaelsaid8883 Před 3 lety +154

    Did you know *Stressed* spelled backwards is *Desserts*

  • @spv420
    @spv420 Před 3 lety +11

    The way we should respond to these people is that yes, you have the freedom to not wear a mask, but I also have the freedom to punch you in the face. I can do both things, however, there are consequences to both, one hurts someone, and the other one is punching you in the face.

    • @alexyanchar4824
      @alexyanchar4824 Před 3 lety +1

      How does a mask hurt you? Also one is a crime and the other is not.

    • @spv420
      @spv420 Před 3 lety +2

      @@alexyanchar4824
      NOT wearing a mask hurts people.
      Time to dissect a frog.
      If you don't get the joke, I set up that there are consequences to both not wearing a mask, and punching an anti-masker in the face. Then, I subverted the expectations I gave you by saying that "one hurts someone", where you expect me to be referring to a punch to the face, and instead say that the other IS a punch to the face, thus implying it hurts no people, thus implying you aren't a person, as you are unempathetic for not wearing a mask.
      Make sense?

    • @alexyanchar4824
      @alexyanchar4824 Před 3 lety +2

      @@spv420 Oh, I'm sorry I completely misunderstood what you said.

    • @spv420
      @spv420 Před 3 lety

      @@alexyanchar4824 All good lmao

  • @falcore91
    @falcore91 Před 3 lety +34

    Saddest part? I bet the folks who this song is about would play this song with pride.

    • @nullskull6860
      @nullskull6860 Před 3 lety

      Babylon Bee exists as a fucking trap for you guys. So don't go on about us being gullible. You all started wearing 2 masks cause they said so lmao.

    • @nullskull6860
      @nullskull6860 Před 3 lety +1

      @Carl Eickelberg Yeah no. It's not just being uncomfortable. The government is using this for WAY more then that. Then again the left has never understood that trusting the government to save you just makes you end up far worse then before. Besides the measures that we've taken so far aren't working. Which is why I've always said just have targeted protection for vulnerable and elderly. There's a point where even the worst survival rate is 97% for elderly and I seriously don't think this is any worse then a flu. I of course don't want people to die. But if i have to allow some sort of authoritarian regime in order to do that I'm not gonna go along with it. If this disease was killing lets say 10% of the population I'd be more willing to co-operate. But with a year of shady lies, deals and corporate benefit I seriously think this is more about money and power. Nice pfp btw.

    • @samstuff8554
      @samstuff8554 Před 3 lety +3

      @Carl Eickelberg I bet 100 bucks that nullskull guy is anti vax now too

    • @ShepardTDS
      @ShepardTDS Před 3 lety

      Lmao I blare this song with pride. Freedom!! (Freedom intensifies)

    • @itsathing3369
      @itsathing3369 Před 2 lety

      @@nullskull6860 The Spanish flu is over 100 years old it has killed 50 million people, COVID-19 has existed for three years it has killed 6 million people.
      And I think the Spanish flu killed around 2 million people in its first three years.

  • @michaelsaid8883
    @michaelsaid8883 Před 3 lety +63

    Never been this early to a CollegeHumor video

    • @Joee1530
      @Joee1530 Před 3 lety +4

      Michael Said same

    • @SAMBOT2000xp
      @SAMBOT2000xp Před 3 lety +3

      Agreed

    • @nightowl425
      @nightowl425 Před 3 lety +1

      Nobody has. Didn't think they'd still be around. They were probably relevant from the time they started to maybe 2012

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep Před 3 lety

      @@nightowl425 They were still relevant. Its just that they were producing different types of sketches then in their early days, meaning lots of their older fans did not like the new types of sketches

  • @andrewwebb3431
    @andrewwebb3431 Před 3 lety +871

    Dear America,
    Don't worry about having a monopoly on the idiots who refuse to wear a mask. We're not too far behind in the stupid stakes at the moment too.
    Kind regards,
    Your old friend Great Britain

    • @Osmosium2507
      @Osmosium2507 Před 3 lety +28

      You could change the name to United states of Britain
      USB

    • @Someone-lm8cr
      @Someone-lm8cr Před 3 lety +4

      Kilian Schnitzel that doesn’t make sense

    • @randomwerewolf1099
      @randomwerewolf1099 Před 3 lety +20

      Not too much of an excuse, but it doesn't seem surprising the message from the government swings back and forth from "Hey, everybody, Eat out to help out" to "Why's everybody eating out that's so irresponsible" And, of course, "gotta get those kids back to school"

    • @jayl9110
      @jayl9110 Před 3 lety +30

      @@randomwerewolf1099 "Eat out to help out" will never not be funny to me.
      Imagine my disappointment when I learned they were talking about restaurants though. Ruined my whole day did that.

    • @andrewwebb3431
      @andrewwebb3431 Před 3 lety +5

      @@randomwerewolf1099 Oh, of course the collections of idiots doesn't stop at the general public, it goes all the way up the chain. On both sides of the pond.

  • @StarryBakari
    @StarryBakari Před 3 lety +29

    Me: sees this in my feed
    Also me: *OH DEAR GOD*

  • @atlaszateman5288
    @atlaszateman5288 Před 3 lety +20

    This is when we jinxed it when we said "mostly not diseased" in the America sucks less video.

  • @SciFactsYT118
    @SciFactsYT118 Před 3 lety +164

    Completely random fact:
    Cleopatra lived closer to the time of the Moon landings than the time of the building of the pyramids.

    • @MisterDoctorBaconman
      @MisterDoctorBaconman Před 3 lety +13

      Only by about 440 years (2480 between her and the pyramids vs 2040 between her and the moon landing measured from her birth date) but yes

    • @nettart4924
      @nettart4924 Před 3 lety +2

      why are you absolutely everywhere?

    • @calvinfeustel2147
      @calvinfeustel2147 Před 3 lety +5

      Then she dated Abraham Lincoln

    • @feerow
      @feerow Před 3 lety +13

      And she wore a mask according to some heiroglyphics probably.

    • @KattReen
      @KattReen Před 3 lety

      Cool fact, bud

  • @nanogex2970
    @nanogex2970 Před 3 lety +86

    This sounds like a song from south park

    • @akhiljoseph4840
      @akhiljoseph4840 Před 3 lety +2

      I was thinking that

    • @PatternLand
      @PatternLand Před 3 lety +3

      Believe it or not college humor used to be good

    • @nanogex2970
      @nanogex2970 Před 3 lety +1

      @@PatternLand if google was a guy, phone reunion, magic school bus vs anti vaxxers

  • @richardkurniawan6066
    @richardkurniawan6066 Před 3 lety +147

    ok i came in here thinking o shit this would be motivating, encouraging people to stay home so you can live mask free once more, but i see thats not the case
    ive come looking for copper but ive struck gold

  • @aakarshb
    @aakarshb Před 3 lety +87

    In loving memory of: Earl Crust (1989 - 2020)

    • @monkeymode5652
      @monkeymode5652 Před 3 lety +6

      Is that some sort of joke that goes way over my head or is that actually a person who passed?
      I am genuinely curious and google nor, the comments, nor the video description are of much help

    • @eoincampbell1584
      @eoincampbell1584 Před 3 lety +29

      @@monkeymode5652 The idea is that the fictional country singer died of Covid because he was irresponsible and didn't wear a mask.

    • @sergiocruz162
      @sergiocruz162 Před 3 lety

      Aakarsh B *1980

  • @gmacwizard8890
    @gmacwizard8890 Před 3 lety +9

    I have watched this 15 times... this is the good stuff. And people say comedy is dead

  • @vincentlee7937
    @vincentlee7937 Před 3 lety +80

    I don’t know how to feel about this, should I cry or laugh 😂😭

  • @elaiej
    @elaiej Před 3 lety +9

    Glad to see this kind of content back on collegehumor! And so professionally produced. I thought all we would ever see again are zoom chat skits.

  • @stevensamuel4634
    @stevensamuel4634 Před 3 lety +22

    Rest of America: hehe I'm in danger

    • @ellenfox6869
      @ellenfox6869 Před 3 lety

      Steven Samuel I’m praying for u guys 😬❤️🙏

  • @gamingidiots7495
    @gamingidiots7495 Před 3 lety +89

    Greatest thing ever. Sending to so many people.

    • @Atom_dom_2004
      @Atom_dom_2004 Před 3 lety +2

      Same

    • @directordank
      @directordank Před 3 lety +1

      And you too will be going down on the wrong side of history 😐 Idiots in need of placation during the collapse of The American Empire require masks and voting. Now google "placate" because we both know most proletarians don't know what it means (that's by design from the same people lying to you now)

    • @Lone77Wolf
      @Lone77Wolf Před 3 lety +4

      @@directordank Just so I can understand your stance. You're against wearing masks?

    • @Atom_dom_2004
      @Atom_dom_2004 Před 3 lety +3

      No this song is clearly making fun of people not wearing masks and it makes me laugh

    • @nanoqht285
      @nanoqht285 Před 3 lety +3

      Director Dank Thats rather ironic.

  • @connorbenson1907
    @connorbenson1907 Před 3 lety +34

    This entire year feels better now that we have a song to go along with it!

  • @marcusmattson1216
    @marcusmattson1216 Před 3 lety +26

    This is just how most other counteries see america at this point

  • @Myxril
    @Myxril Před rokem +4

    This aged like fine milk.

  • @AwesomeIan135
    @AwesomeIan135 Před 3 lety +46

    “The only way I’m livin’ is mask free”
    So you have chosen death...

    • @2NDFLB
      @2NDFLB Před 3 lety +4

      -
      Yes, because everything thing we're told is true...
      Yall better WISE TF UP, SOON.
      They're trying to wipe as many reetaards out as possible.
      Turn off your fffkin TV Sckreens, GD.
      -

    • @williamjr3401
      @williamjr3401 Před 3 lety +2

      @@2NDFLB True!

    • @Thrifty032781
      @Thrifty032781 Před 3 lety +1

      The virus has a 2% mortality rate. Going without a mask is not going to kill you. Stop peddling this lie.

    • @2NDFLB
      @2NDFLB Před 3 lety +1

      @@Thrifty032781

      0% - until someone can prove the dam thing eggZists in the first place.
      🧱

    • @fartherthanspace4473
      @fartherthanspace4473 Před 2 lety

      There are 600 THOUSAND People dead from the virus, your google skills do not match the CDC

  • @jettthewolf887
    @jettthewolf887 Před 3 lety +79

    Normally I would find this funny but this is sad and infuriating at the same time. As a southern American this really hurts which is why I at least try to set an example by wearing a mask

    • @justsomeoneelse5942
      @justsomeoneelse5942 Před 3 lety +5

      I feel so lucky to be living in NC right now because of how our governor has handled it. I feel a little guilty for living so close to Georgia and Florida for that reason.

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep Před 3 lety +8

      You're a model example of an American doing their patriotic duty. You're the type of American that people from other countries respect
      -Sincerely,
      A Canadian dude

    • @jettthewolf887
      @jettthewolf887 Před 3 lety +6

      @@SurprisinglyDeep Thank you for your kind words. I always saw this as a moral obligation to my country and I wish more people felt the same. I honestly can't stand hearing the hypocrisy of the right and how "patriotic" they are yet they refuse to, as you said, perform one of the most important (and patriotic) civic duties of their lifetime.
      Another thing we need to do is vote in November. I've been riding a few of my friends and family members to get them registered and I plan on spreading the word at work and other places. We have work to do as. nation but I believe with proper voting and more mask wering we can at least start moving forward.
      Also, I totally understand and respect Canada's decision to close its border - I honestly don't blame ya'll one bit and hopefully once this is all over at some point we can welcome each other with open arms. Until then, stay safe brother.

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep Před 3 lety +6

      @@jettthewolf887 You're welcome. Stay safe brother.

    • @ellenfox6869
      @ellenfox6869 Před 3 lety +3

      JettTheWolf I’m sorry your presidents an idiot if it make you feel better we also had anti-mask protests in Ireland but at least out politicians are qualified ❤️

  • @mewco33
    @mewco33 Před 3 lety +11

    It scares me to think that there are actually people like this...

    • @doomedbringer
      @doomedbringer Před 3 lety

      Only another reason the world should end. Humanity had a bad run, best to pack it in

  • @tjmichael
    @tjmichael Před 3 lety +138

    Don't worry his twitter account is carrying out his legacy, telling people not to wear masks.

    • @clickbait7276
      @clickbait7276 Před 3 lety

      Why is there a Yellow D in front of your name

    • @jamesplaysgames8157
      @jamesplaysgames8157 Před 3 lety +3

      @@clickbait7276 its dropout dude, its what college humor posts their big stuff

    • @Kaotiqua
      @Kaotiqua Před 3 lety +5

      Sadly, all this delicious irony will be lost on those it's aimed at.

    • @joeylonglegs4309
      @joeylonglegs4309 Před 3 lety +2

      @@clickbait7276 I think he’s a channel member

  • @ShiftyCDN
    @ShiftyCDN Před 3 lety +100

    2020: The Year of Idiocracy.

    • @zachbrown7272
      @zachbrown7272 Před 3 lety

      I thought that was the year the movie idiocracy came out

    • @zachbrown7272
      @zachbrown7272 Před 3 lety +1

      @@FlameOnTheBeat I can't believe you like money too! we should hang out.

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions Před 3 lety

      Zach Brown yea it is however people were literally burning buildings down

    • @idlefang5014
      @idlefang5014 Před 3 lety

      It's seems like the past 5 years there bean so many dumb people xD

    • @mukskinkinakter6057
      @mukskinkinakter6057 Před 3 lety +1

      @@idlefang5014 bean?

  • @zurirobinson2749
    @zurirobinson2749 Před 3 lety +5

    The "in loving memory" part at the end really stuck the landing.

  • @benapdx
    @benapdx Před 3 lety +7

    its so perfect because the likes are from people who know it is satire as well as the people who know it is satire and don't care.

    • @kooby122
      @kooby122 Před 3 lety +1

      and the extra dumb people who think its not satire.

  • @edd1682
    @edd1682 Před 3 lety +84

    I swear this is how most people in the US and London UK are acting

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety

      WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest CZcamsr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear edd

    • @aurumsultan7319
      @aurumsultan7319 Před 3 lety +10

      @@AxxLAfriku dude wtf r u on?

    • @andrehernandez6398
      @andrehernandez6398 Před 3 lety +4

      oellio I’ve seen axxl comment on another video promoting himself and saying the CZcams sucks despite having pretty shit CZcams videos himself

    • @owenfautley
      @owenfautley Před 3 lety +1

      Those protests are being led by Pierce Corbyn the brother of the former Labour leader Jeremy.

    • @edd1682
      @edd1682 Před 3 lety +2

      @Super Ruler Sadly in the UK especially in London people are banding together to be anti-mask anti-vax and mixing the qanon conspiracy into it aswell claiming covid only exists due to the pedo ring being slowly discovered.

  • @wagnerisawsome
    @wagnerisawsome Před 3 lety +60

    These people are the comic relief we need for the end of the world.

  • @jvgama
    @jvgama Před 3 lety +3

    Great satire! The BEST College Humor video I've seen in a long time. Congratulations! It is awesome.

  • @vasudev7828
    @vasudev7828 Před 4 měsíci +3

    I never imagined I would be getting all nostalgic about 2020, but here I am. Sure, the pandemic had us teetering at the edge, but at least we didn't have a dozen wars raging.

  • @paco4329
    @paco4329 Před 3 lety +2

    What timing!

  • @avenhob1476
    @avenhob1476 Před 3 lety +7

    this is some quality content here

  • @ChaosMechanica
    @ChaosMechanica Před 3 lety +59

    Unfortunately, some people will not see this song as a parody. I hear it now, "Finally, an anthem about masks I can relate to."

  • @AG-qv2tk
    @AG-qv2tk Před 3 lety +3

    wow this is pure gold

  • @JohnnysCafe_
    @JohnnysCafe_ Před 3 lety +14

    You do not necessarily wear a mask for yourself, you wear it to save the lives of the elderly and the infirm, you all let over a quarter of a million of your own countrymen die and you did nothing to try help them , that's absolutely horrific and you should all be ashamed ,

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 Před 3 lety +1

      But why should I care about other people, eh, eh?
      Whassat you say? Human decency? Compassion? Caring about friends, family members and strangers who've done me no wrong? The accountability that freedom relies upon?
      Ohhhhhhh. Yes, I suppose those are things!

  • @ari638
    @ari638 Před rokem +3

    These recent comments are pretty funny actually, keep it up guys, you really showed college humor whos boss

  • @strigijoe8685
    @strigijoe8685 Před 3 lety +8

    Please don’t go in to newest, you’ll just get depressed, unless you don’t have a brain, then it will make you very happy

    • @nickieBurke
      @nickieBurke Před 3 lety

      thank you for this. I needed to think about what i was doing and you helped me snap out of it

    • @universalcat2262
      @universalcat2262 Před 3 lety

      I'll get out of here I don't know what I'm looking for.

    • @sydssolanumsamsys
      @sydssolanumsamsys Před 3 lety +1

      i know what i'm doing the stupid amuse me i'm going in

    • @kidalcoholic4092
      @kidalcoholic4092 Před 3 lety +1

      @@sydssolanumsamsys yippe ka-yay

  • @lbg8781
    @lbg8781 Před 3 lety +1

    Love you collegehumor

  • @ianmhwalling
    @ianmhwalling Před 3 lety +3

    Thrilled to see y'all still making videos.

  • @User-ki1ws
    @User-ki1ws Před 3 lety +5

    This is actually an amazing music video. Good job collegehumour

  • @DoctorNemmo
    @DoctorNemmo Před 3 lety +1

    This was brilliant. You are taking comedy to a whole new level.

  • @victormattoni4319
    @victormattoni4319 Před 3 lety +1

    This is gold.

  • @recless8667
    @recless8667 Před 3 lety +45

    I fucking love the final cut, "In loving memory."
    I take extreme pleasure in people winning their stupid prizes when they play stupid games. Schadenfreude and all that.

  • @Bobby_mc52
    @Bobby_mc52 Před 3 lety +11

    I love that chorus XD

  • @mercuryvincent6796
    @mercuryvincent6796 Před 3 lety +2

    This is just perfect...

  • @TaurusWT
    @TaurusWT Před 3 lety +9

    The fact that people are saying that masks are bad in the comments is genuinely sad.

  • @ericz.4191
    @ericz.4191 Před 3 lety +47

    Just remember that no one has to deal with Americans more than other Americans 😂

  • @thedarwix8283
    @thedarwix8283 Před 3 lety +11

    I’m an American and my god was that accurate

  • @Qiswhattheycallme
    @Qiswhattheycallme Před 3 lety +2

    We need more sketches like this!

  • @malubarroso
    @malubarroso Před 3 lety +7

    I know the USA isn't the only country with anti-masks but how they try to justify it by saying that masks are tyranny or that they're just exerting their freedom it's just plain obnoxious.

  • @zulamy3472
    @zulamy3472 Před 3 lety +6

    Never had a fever or flu ever since I started wearing masks in public.

  • @plastictouch6796
    @plastictouch6796 Před 3 lety +3

    That ending was so good

  • @d123mahesh2
    @d123mahesh2 Před 3 lety +2

    Loooooove it!!!!!! ❤️💐 Sharing this with everyone I know!
    Fantastic!!!

  • @springbok4015
    @springbok4015 Před 3 lety +1

    Oh man, this is great!

  • @xenasBS
    @xenasBS Před 3 lety +4

    I love how "drink bleach" went from an edgy Chris Raygun joke to own the libs to actual advice from the president of the united fucking states of america.

  • @conservativebutnotfortrump7863

    I wouldn't be surprised if the us had a referendum and chose this as their new national anthem

  • @hellofromme9381
    @hellofromme9381 Před 3 lety

    I think this is my favourite CollegeHumor video ever! Love it!!!!!! 😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @swiinka
    @swiinka Před 3 lety

    Watching for the second time and only now I noticed how he opens his beer can upside down. This is just too perfect :D

  • @VaddyLemon
    @VaddyLemon Před 3 lety +6

    Here's something fun to do. Put the comments to 'Most recent' and see all of the gems that are being said. It brought a lot of smiles to my face.

  • @Mortebianca
    @Mortebianca Před 2 lety +21

    This new Texan national anthem sounds lit af

  • @dillydain5195
    @dillydain5195 Před 3 lety +1

    I needed this, also the in loving memory really put the cherry on top

  • @jackattack4254
    @jackattack4254 Před 3 lety

    I will see you all when this blows up

  • @urfavginga5765
    @urfavginga5765 Před 3 lety +15

    lol when people dont realize the real price for freedom is responsibility

    • @ellenfox6869
      @ellenfox6869 Před 3 lety +2

      Like a serious question do trump supporters realize that they’re not the only “free” country like hfhh😭😭✨💀

    • @Kaotiqua
      @Kaotiqua Před 3 lety +3

      @@ellenfox6869 Pft- they don't even realize they're not the only "free" Americans.

  • @revmedia8108
    @revmedia8108 Před 3 lety +45

    *Karens have entered the chat.*
    Much love, your friends at Rev Media!!

  • @m3rrys0ngstr3ss
    @m3rrys0ngstr3ss Před 3 lety +1

    Y'all aren't taking prisoners today and I appreciate it!

  • @samuelpaulini
    @samuelpaulini Před 3 lety

    love this

  • @Blue-bx9pb
    @Blue-bx9pb Před 3 lety +3

    The f you's are delivered perfectly, and this is a goddamn bop

  • @_badideas_284
    @_badideas_284 Před 3 lety +4

    Where did you find our country's new anthem?

  • @darth_ambivalence_revan

    Love this

  • @morganus1360
    @morganus1360 Před 3 lety

    Well, I'm convinced

  • @foglefam1
    @foglefam1 Před 3 lety +153

    This was a joke right? Heh
    ...Right?

    • @justsomeoneelse5942
      @justsomeoneelse5942 Před 3 lety +7

      A parody, but close enough.

    • @gadaadyn8190
      @gadaadyn8190 Před 3 lety +1

      Uuuuuummmmmhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

    • @namelessmarkus6927
      @namelessmarkus6927 Před 3 lety +3

      Its borderline the truth about how 'murcans feel

    • @griffingamer8624
      @griffingamer8624 Před 3 lety +4

      @@namelessmarkus6927 Not really. Its a very small minority that think this way. Most Americans I see, do wear mask and clean their hands frequently.

    • @unstablemango7447
      @unstablemango7447 Před 3 lety +1

      Griffin Gamer I’d guess people outside of the US think that that’s how we are. I say this based on different comments in this video, although people might be doing the same around the world.