The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants (Official Music Video)
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- čas přidán 15. 06. 2009
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Official Music Video for Jizz In My Pants performed by The Lonely Island.
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#TheLonleyIsland #JizzInMyPants #Remastered - Hudba
This song has aged like a fine wine
Not original
Fine jizz.
@@tommybro5313 what was the original
@@elitemangudai1016 The comment, that's nothing new.
The older the berry the sweeter the juice
“Last week I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film” might be the best lyrics ever written, performed, and recorded.
"You call it premature but I call it ecstasy" is a good competition
@@kevanmodi6017 Also “do things alone now mostily”.
And don't forget the anglo pronunciation... "I sar a film" lololol
@@casey9081 no
@@casey9081 I'm pretty sure self promoting makes you the loser
“Last week, I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film”
Is unironically one of the best rhymes I’ve seen in a while
Also he says "saw" with a British accent "sawr" to make it rhyme. Lmao
@@gamingbtc sawr uh film
And hawr uh film
That’s what makes it so great, it’s like a perfect rhyme in a different accent. How many songwriters can actually do that?
That doesn't really rhyme
@@rmacgregor5823 it rhymes in British English but not in American English. That’s why it’s impressive. It requires the linking R between “saw” and “a”, the unstressed “a” and “or” and dropping the R at the end of “horror”. Wouldn’t even remotely rhyme in an American accent.
@user-qv8zs4vb6n it's a bit like how Shakespeare doesn't really seem to rhyme... but it does when you read it in it's original pronunciation
After watching Brooklyn 99 these videos hit so fuckin hard. What a throwback.
I bet it makes you:
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
RIGHT!
@@ShadowKNighT788 JIZZ IN YOUR PANTS
Back when I didn't understand English this song was fire.
Now it's even better
Same!
Same lol
Welcome ta bri'in
Saaaaaaaaaame
I wish I could have experienced the song like you did 🤣
"last week I saw a film
as I recall it was a horror film"
11 years later and that line delivery still gets me for some reason
mutt streams its because he rhymed saw with horror
The funniest lyric and I can't explain why lol
Fact the sign in the background just says "horror film" gets me
@Damian Howard sounds veryyyy much like an infection .weak bowel?
Damian Howard this just killed me
Anyone still watching this in 2024?
Unfortunately
Oh oh me
Yessss
2024 and still jizzing in my pants
Yes
“I need a few things from the grocery- doing things alone now most-ely”.
Brilliant.
I agree that’s my favorite line as well haha
Same
I was still in high school when this song came out... I'm glad my sense of humor hasn't matured any.
This song is truly timeless and ageless.
Same
sandakureva same here
It’s a classic
Saaaame
When I was younger, I thought he was peeing in his pants. Boy was I off.
Karen's Divorce Money this comment now has 69 likes
@@LallanAlexHockstetter wish it had stayed that way
Iden Elliott DAMMIT 😢🤣🤣
SAME
Facts bro😂
"When you accidentally click 'shuffle' and 'Jizz in My Pants' plays right after 'Careless Whisper' - my playlist has a sense of humor."
If you like this kind of music, have you heard of Bloodhound Gang
Much better sound, while still being a joke band
@@RetroKingOGcmon now bloodhound gang are not better than lonely island they're way more obnoxious
🤣🤣🤣
@@user-cr8tn5ic1w real
@@RetroKingOG Gunther's not bad in style, it's not just ding ding dong
the breakdown part at 2:00 is unironically so good
i thought i was the only one
Cook
Definitely is. I saw someone say it sounds like an Eminem/D12 breakdown. They're not wrong, as if I heard it without knowing who the artist was I would definitely guess the same.
@@ericlane8077 exactly . i was just about to say all i hear is eminem . i hope they asked permission . ^_ LOL
@@trig763 I actually started to look into this, as after listening to the song one more time I was trying to figure out which member of The Lonely Island was singing damn near identical to Eminem. There's a Vice article that revisited this song a decade later, and they actually think Eminem sang on the breakdown (they speculate that since Samberg hosted the MTV music awards that year, where Eminem agreed to be in on a joke with Sacha Cohen, that he also secretly agreed to sing on this track). Unfortunately, just as they say in the article, if he did sing it was entirely uncredited/in secret.
"Last week, I saouwre a film
as I recall, it was a horror film"
Incredible rhyming right there
*re-coall (in british)
Caiden Kempt the nonce Hunter I’m English and I agree
Lmaooooo
And I-
High quality shit right there 😂
Watched this video a decade later and I...
*JIZZED IN MY PANTS.*
Nobunaga1981 lol
I read this comment and I J1ZZED IN MY PANTS
Gave This Comment A Like and I *JIZZED IN MY PANTS*
I laughed so hard I *JIZZED IN MY PANTS*
Saw this comment and I scrolled on down and I
*JIZZ IN MY PANTS.*
The Bruce Willis line catches me off guard every single time 😂
I remember watching Sixth Sense for the first time recently & then during the middle of the shit,I remembered this 😭💀
@@shahanahsan05 Tell us what happened next... pants-wise
Imagine being Jamie-Lynn Sigler. Her two most prominent roles being Meadow Soprano and the cashier from the “Jizz in my Pants” music video.
Don't forget playing herself on Entourage
She’s so fucking fine back then
@@UBuyTYFlysshe's still a knockout
Thank you for confirming my suspicions.
Just noticed this after years of hearing this song lol
2:01
Literally the greatest chorus in musical history.
Agreed
Timbaland and Timberlake style
I agree
You at 69 likes. Nobody like this comment
@@torin6258 They messed it up. Now we gotta get to 420.
i remember back in grade 8 i had to pick a song to analyse the lyrics in a poetic way, and i chose this song, got in so much trouble but it was hilarious
spunkflunk 😂😂😂😂
Danial Thapper that was the best pun I've seen all day XD
Lol
spunkflunk me to
You're my hero
I realized Justin Timberlake plays the janitor and I
*J I Z Z E D IN MY PANTS*
There really needs to be more appreciation for the cleverness of leaning into a British accent to make a slant rhyme of "Last week, I sawr a film, as I recall it was a horror film". Fucking brilliant.
Pet Shop boys feel. Song is genius.
Girl: Shows a millimetre of her shoulder.
How schools think boys react:
Nah this is actually how boys react
Wtf type of boys yall be around?
Are they wrong though?
Where is this, Iran?
@@flawless_Cowboy exactly
I’ll always love how Andy Samberg does his part in an English accent
Fr😂😂
Man, what did you do
I've been listening to this for more than a decade and I never noticed that. Seven seasons of B99 and I haven't noticed he did this...
if it was truly english song, it's be called "jizz in my trousers"
@@kermitthefrog6787 Nope, in British English, pants is short for underpants (i.e. boxers)
Sorry, but as an Englishman I can categorically state that at no point in this song did an English accent appear...
2024 and still in rotation. Who wit me?
🙌
*May 4th 2024*
J1zz In My Pants !!!
yes
The production value on these though… so good that I-
Jizzed in My Pants
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
"Last week, I saw a film. As I recall, it was a horror film." BARS 🔥
@@Bladeck1234 It probably has in the UK.
kanye eat your heart out
@@Bladeck1234
He said "I sore a film"
Like an English accent😎
Guy Ferz top ten rappers Eminem is afraid to diss
Idk why but I love that line
When she stands five feet from you instead of six...
seriously underrated comment
@@izzybeth >.>
A lot better than “HaHa GuYs QuArAnTiNe GoT mE wAtChInG tHiS”
cringe comment
And I *jizz* in my pants
Making “saw a film” and “horror film” rhyme deserves a Grammy alone
I think I recognize that second girl. Her dad used to work as a waste management consultant and always ordered gabagool sandwiches by the carload.
I just jizzed in my pants
It’s a stereotype and it’s offensive
Don't stop believing'
“Hey what film did you watch last night?”
“As I recall it was a horror film”
I remember showing this to my dad when I was 13 and he yelled at me. Then pulled me aside and told me it was one of the best things he’s ever seen but my stepmom was pissed about it.
@@casey9081 wow, self promo. Not cool dude
@@Kwasmo i do what i want
@@casey9081 I can tell, just try not do it too much. People get annoyed
Had a similar encounter too once. Was young and didn't understand what jizz was and was singing it when my stepmom asked me about it.
@@rafmaciejewski7477 let me clarify, I was well aware what I was showing them
Who's here in 2024
🙋
True fans.. :)
나
2024 🙋
I just had to re-educate a friend who's 2 years older then me and didn't know who these Gods were, I'm 25...🙃🙃
the mommies are here to verify
His face after the, "when Bruce Willis was dead at the end of 6th sense" is priceless.
I didnt even hear that yet
I just kept listening to...
"JiZz In My pAnTs"
@Grubby Grubb Spoiler alert
I knew it was coming, still brilliant
It's so priceless that it's the thumbnail
Edit: well, it WAS the thumbnail at one point
Her: What's your favorite Justin Timberlake song?
Me: It's complicated.
Lol
Lmaooo
Mine's Motherlover
You kow this isn't Justin Timberlake, right?
@@AA-jb5cs he’s the janitor
The way he opens this song is amazing
One time i was listening to this while home alone as a kid and wrote down the lyrics so i could sing along lmao and my dad found the paper like a day later and was so pissed off XD
Me age 9: This song is hilarious
Me age 20: This song is hilarious
probably your opinion will be the same when you are 41 mate
@@llneo Hope so!
That's exactly when I found it and how old I am now too. This song is a bop.
Imma be an old man and still have this humor
@@llneo I'm 40, this shit is still hilarious!
“Last week... I saw a film. As I recall, it was a horror film.”
😂
I don't know why but that's my favourite line out of the entire song 😂
That’s my second favorite line of the song 😂 my favorite is “She turned to me, that’s when she said it, looked me dead in the face and asked ‘Cash or credit?’ and I...”
😂😂😂 shit is so funny
Shit still funnier than most shit out there😂😂😂😂
*I SAWR A FILM*
Isnt it funny how years pass by and this just randomly pop up in your head and you gotta check it out one more time.. Well see you all in a few years i guess..
This is exactly why I am here today! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If I had to come back today have a reminder in a comment notification XD
Still a banger in 2024
When your crush asks if you have a pencil they can borrow.
*cousin
Dave Does Animation I see your into incest
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Christian Grey you’re*
My crush asked me for a ruler
So I gave her
Then she asked why there's mark on 11cm?
I Jizzed in my pants
The absolute pinnacle of the 2000s
2008.
No it wasn't
lol
@Ghost Heart what do you consider the 2000s? 2000 to 2009?
Late 2000s
All time the best
These guys are absolute poets
This came on at the strip club and I started dying laughing. I hadn’t heard the song is years. It’s hilarious!
And now you know where the phrase "a little too on the nose" comes from.
Real legends don’t wait for this to be in their recommended. They SEARCH it every day
Mobius _ I swear I’ve watched it every day for a week now
They don't search it, it's on the daily playlist haha
Got me there
Us.
Yes
Andy Samberg is honestly a work of art himself
Yes 😍
Hot Rod will always be my favorite movie😂
@@shhlimmy *replies
Spewn Disaster how you going to tell me how to spell my name nigga😂
@@shhlimmy hahahaha
14 years later and it still makes me laugh through most of it lol.
Horn and Andy trading off the chorus lines is one of the thousand genius moves in this production.
Girls during puberty: omg life sucks I hate everything!
Boys during puberty:
Hahaha true. My teenage years were the worst 😃😃😃
Not true its the same as boys
@@meepmeep7321 I just ate a grape and I jazzed in my pants
(he pet his can)I jizzed in my pants
At least your not a human ketchup packet of blood
I discovered this song 12 years late and I
*J I Z Z E D I N M Y P A N T S*
Me too
this was blast back in 2009 .... lonely isalnd and weird al yankovic were the shit shit back than
Same my man🤣
Kk me too
same
Redditors after having a slight conversation with girls
2024 anyone????
sup homieeee
You wouldn't know it today, but these dudes and specifically this song literally ruled the world for a while. Hit after hit.
I just had seeexxxx
These songs and the SNL sketches like dear sister, that was a great era for comedy, imo right before the declining in comedy overall.
Indeed man, the lonely island was HUGE when i was in high school. Those songs were even played at local parties and they got a lot of air time on local music TV. They dominated the early meme game with their songs
Facts
@@alfredogonzalez9420 Comedy is illegal now. It offends the attention seeking woke brigade 🙄
When I was a kid, I thought he just peed himself out of nervousness.
When I was younger I thought it said 'I shiz in my pants' and I genuinely thought he would just shit himself and was dancing in front of my mam in the living room to it 😂😂
And I wondered why jizz was censored in roblox
I was pretty young when I heard this song and asked my older brother what jizz meant, he told me it was saying I pissed in my pants. Couple days later in school during a class I raise my hand and asked the teacher if I can go to the bathroom cuz I need to take a jizz. It made some classmates burst into laughter and even the teacher was smirking I’m guessing trying hard to hold in her laugh. She just said yeah go ahead and walking to the restroom I couldn’t help but be confused af thinking wtf I did to get a reaction like that lmao
@@zombiealien100 Oh my god😂😂😂😂😂
Isn't that what it actually looks like
To this day, It's still unreal how these guys were just trolling with music and ended up making multiple bangers
i cant agree more. this is one of the few songs i can sing every lyric to.
2024 anyone?
I listened to this, when I was 10 years old and couldnt understand english. This song was so fire and I always wondered what the song was about. Today I'm just sitting here and realise that my parents could speak english in that time...
Mine was the opposite lol. Played this a lot of times cause my parents first of all couldn't make out the words properly and second they didn't know what jizz meant.
@@spacejesus4747 Haha.
That was me with "Scotty doesn't know". I never understood what exactly he didn't know and then i listened to it 10 years later and felt so bad for poor Scotty
When you understood what the lyrics meant you jizzed in your pants
LMAOOOO
FOR YOUNGER GENERATION: This is peak 2010 fashion.
the chorus vocal hook at the end is actually really dope
Now that I am a cashier the “One more thing. I’m gonna pay by check.” line has me laughing so hard.
Hello pfp bro
@@rocksen9283 pfp?
@@daviddoe6228 ProFile Picture
I think I need sleep.
I read that last sentence without the word “laughing” … and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
i've seen people pay by check at the grocery store, it's so weird
What are you doing, Peralta?
Sincerely,
Raymond Holt.
Booooooneee!!!!
C A S E ! ! !
Lmao!!
You Even Signed with the sincerely Raymond holt! It must be you!
He’s trynna B O N E
I wish they'd make more songs like this, I miss The Lonely Island :(
This is worthy of a grammy. Its that good.
Love how he casually spoils Sixth sense to everyone.
That’s hardly a spoiler; Bruce Willis always dies in his movies!
@@joehumpston7937 uhhh....wat
@@np9145 well obviously no always, I mean, he doesn’t die in the 5th Element, but have you never seen Armageddon, or Sin City or Glass?
@@joehumpston7937 die hardx4 ....i'm assuming you're trolling...
@@np9145 Yep! Also, Willis does often appear on lists of Actors who always die on screen
The fact that they're singing in British accents makes this sound like some fancy shit
Are they?
They're making fun of Pet Shop Boys
Jizz in my trousers
You're clearly not British then cos I can't think of a place where'd they speak like this.
@tek O It is though.
2:00 this part is fire
I remember this being the first ever HD video I saw on the internet. I was blown away by the video quality. Wild
Good point, it's uploaded 14 years ago yet has a 4k version, that's shocking that tech has been around for that long
yeah dude@@Niberspace
Andy Samberg the only artist able to make "film" rhyme with "film"
Hahahaha...
Ozzy Osbourne can rhyme masses with masses
'saw a' rhymes with 'horror'
And can make it work elaborately
hahahahhaaaa
I think their facial expressions make it that much funnier😂😂
Lol
U gotta watch the clean version
I used to do that in Class but got sent to the office
Still can’t get over the fact that they sing it with BRITISH ACCENT for some reason??!! :D and also that this was Jamie Lynn sigler
Jorma's accent is everything 😭
I think it is entirely so Andy can rhyme "Sawr a film" with "Horror Film", lmao
Lonely Island...I gotta say, whenever I have a sh%t day I can listen to one of these and absolutely laugh my head off, then go to bed with a smile on my face. Perfect mix of humor and nostalgia. Thank you so much.
"You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy"
This line alone broke me
😂😂 that part was definitely inspired by eminem
I don’t get it
@@shinigami1357 get what?
what it means@@LordLloyd478
two college degrees, a divorce, three moves across the country and two kids later... STILL A BANGER
damn
Lol add a divorce. Likewise
@@unlmtdmndst cant restrict the JIZZ
Everything same for me just not the kids
Get a life lmao
Years have passed, but today YT algorithm recommended this song again and I
Got this in my Spotify recommended. Still made me giggle. Millenial comedy was superior
If this isn’t played at my funeral I’m not going
my first vid is up :p
Wait what
lordzerobeast u read it right
@@water4486 yee
There's no way your relatives would play that song at your funeral.
I M M O R T A L I T Y
you don't have to take you to your funeral without asking for consent
see u guys in 10 years when this is back in everyone’s recommended
wanted to like but you got 69
I’ll be waiting brother
MrKanez well was this in your recommended
hello sir, this was on my recommendations. Hope all is swell Brooks ! :)
Probably only 6
JT in the grocery still cracks me up
Who is here in 2024 watching this for the umteenth time?😂
ten years have passed and I
J I Z Z
I N M Y
P A N T S
11*
That actually tickled me 😂😂😂
Besides the joke, the song is actually really good and well constructed.
No
Agreed
I love this song. I wisht they'd have made some "serious" songs, I'd love these too
Facts
It’s really not, it’s just kinda verse chorus verse chorus bridge. Like, I don’t know, every song ever? Not super hard. The hook is kinda catchy I guess...
this song never gets old
When you randomly remember this song 😂
I was 8 when this song came out.
I could not stop singing it.
My parents were very concerned.
@@ludvigs2389 What is wrong with his spelling?
@@ludvigs2389 Literally doesn't say Editted
@@kevino2657 hei på deg din jævel
I don't fucking doubt it
Ludvig S a shit tonne of people lie about their ages on social media and it really doesn’t matter
Discord mods when they walk past a playground
BRUHHH LMAOOOOO
@crowthrone Trump when he saw 14 year olds on epstein's Island.
@crowthrone Trump when he sees his daughter.
crowthrone did trump win the election yet? Wait... he didn't so why are you still talking about him?
@@pleasesendhelpk413 Well he’s not dead and he’s still very famous regardless if he’s the president of the US or not.
Such a guilty pleasure.
First heard this at 10 years old, I am now 24 and this is still a banger 😂
I spent six months in quarantine
I’m back on the street, and I’m 18
A girl walks by and brushes my arm
And I...
JIZZ, IN MY PANTS.
...assert my dominance and punch her in the face out of reflex
buttraep her.
She says “please socially distance” and I...
Omg these comments, I-
Anyone else’s favourite part is when Andy says “I saw a film as a recall it was a horror film”
"Whore"-er film...or is that just me?
@@ritvikraina5081 think it's just you xD Idk though
The sign is the best part
"just one more thing, I'm going to pay by cheque" is the line that cracks me up.
I'm convinced this song is meant to be like a very weird parody of the Pet Shop Boys (think of their most famous single 'West End Girls' - very similar spoken-word style and imagery of sexual desire and the seedy underbelly of the city). They're speaking all the lines with a very British-English accent. Andy even expertly throws in that 'R' sound that British people do when two vowels run into each other: "I sawr a film". Not only that, but notice how stereotypically British their attire is. (Not when they're playing the DJs, but when they're playing the men with the unfortunate 'jizzing' problem.) They're dressed like a cross between Neil Tennant (Pet Shop Boys singer) and Benedict Cumberbatch in _BBC Sherlock_ ! And funnily enough, someone has made a hilarious slash fanvid of Sherlock / John set to this very song... You're welcome.
*Sherlock (BBC 2010) - Sherlock'd In His Pants*
czcams.com/video/xXKIOv5aI6E/video.html
2008: remember thinknig this was so funny when i first saw it that i shared it with all my colleagues.
they werent impressed..
2023: STILL FUNNY
Quality music. Quality lyrics.
She turned to me, thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face asked _Cash or Credit_
Man I love these guys so much.
he was so traumatized that he said: "One last thing i'm gonna pay by check" ahhahahha
"Oh, we're gonna need a clean-up on aisle three."
It was at that point of the song when I read this!
@Jimmy L. 🤣🤣🤣🤦♂️
Leaf Of a Tree *cuts to disappointed Justin timberlake*
This song is way better than it should be, like most of The Lonely Island's work
that's the art
Eat your cereal
@@andremartinez3140 Do you put the milk or the cereal in first?
eat your cereal
This song is on my play list and always start laughing so hard no matter where I am LOL
Came back bco I needed a laugh from the good times of SNL 😂😂😂
Me after the quarantine when a female shakes my hand
Great comment!
thought I was the only one here bored from quarantine
@@rationalrad6950 really?
What’s a female?
Yes...
15 years later and The Lonely Island STILL lives in my head at least a couple times a week, every week for all these years. No, I will not grow up.
“There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.” 4th Doctor (Doctor Who).
I was talking a out this song a few days ago n today I was watching a CinemaTherapy video where they use a clip from this video I eneded up wanting to keep singing so I stopped watching n came here to sing outloud to the full song xD
Grow up sucks anyway
nieherwilli
@@locabsgg94 You came here :) I hope you cleaned it up.
You don't have to grow up
1:59 that beat still goes HARD in 2024
I remember when i was little and i used to dance to this with my brother in front of my family while they were laughing
This was the golden age of CZcams
he's right you know. b4 google bought youtube
@@aaronm97oh10 Google bought CZcams in 2006.
@Short 4A Stormtrooper Big 4Your Mom
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_CZcams#Purchase_by_Google_(2006)
It really was... makes me nostalgic as fuck :(
Now its all jimmy kimmel bullshit, gameplays and 0 creativity
Ugh I wanna go back being 8(except I was 7 when that vid was out) now I’m a depressed trashy 19 yrs old boi