Threw It On The Ground
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So many things to throw on the ground! Featuring Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood.
Directed By Akiva.
First aired: October 3, 2009
Now available on Turtleneck & Chain www.turtleneckandchain.com - Komedie
They had to hang the mic from the ceiling so he wouldn't throw it on the ground.
bullshit, he coulda done it but he a sellout.
Sparrowhawk LOL 😂😂
Sparrowhawk lmfaoooo
Sparrowhawk lmao dead
I JUST REALIZED THAT MALES SO MUCH SENSE
He doesn’t rhyme because he’s not part of the system.
Caddy Donstans excellent
@@superdude3112 Bruh these comments are weeks apart and this dude has like 600 likes
💗
MAAAN
So he threw it to on the ground
I was scrolling through the comments when I saw one that said, "I'm still listening to this in 2024"
And I said, "maaaaan, this ain't a calendar, this is CZcams!" I took their comment and threw it on the ground!
Underrated comment
bro printed the comment💀💀💀💀
LOL!
OMG LOL
I won't be part of the music video copypasta system.
"My dad's not a phone! DUH!" is the greatest lyric to ever lyric
happy birthday to the ground lowkey better
@@Crow.Of.The.End. Welcome to the real world, jackass!
Man this ain't a best lyrics compilation this is a comment section! I threw your comment at the ground!
I actually think that part ruined it; it’s not funny … at all
I almost made that my senior quote lol
I still love how absolutely dumb the phone thing is.
Yeah, the first two are almost understandable, but that part is where it goes off the rails!
My dad's not a phone DUH
I believe when she says "it's your dad" she's trying to say it's your dad on the phone (aka his dad is calling him via her phone)
@@bobfranklin2121 Yeah, we all know that
I'm always reminded of that scene in Zoolander czcams.com/video/0KC_rd7-bf0/video.html absolute classic.
“Happy birthday to the ground” is simply the best one liner in the history of the world
That's pretty high praise, dude. Personally, I'll always award that to Don't trust me from 3OH3! "You tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef, that I'M A VEGETARIAN AND I AIN'T FU**ING SCARED OF HIM!" XD
Welcome to the real word kid
He lost points for ruining the rest of the cake too
_WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS_
Happy birthday to the ground is what I say on new years day
That image of Andy being electrically violated by Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood 😂
You can’t trust the system
Frodo enjoyed himself immensely! 😂
I love how he calls a little kid a “poser” and then immediately ruins his birthday and calls him a jackass 😂
I genuinely feel so bad for the HotDogMan
dude hotdog on the house? hell yeah brother
@@kingofredlions7709 I take it you trust the system?
Mister Alt
i know it’s all a joke but this supposed system has shown me a list of not so bad things. energy dinks(which i personally don’t care for) complimentary hotdog for frequent business, a girlfriend and a dad, being able to randomly show up at birthday parties and receiving a slice of cake, and autographs from celebrities. system seems pretty chill to me
sometimes instead of rebelling against some conspiracy, one should enjoy life without being so aggressive.
@@kingofredlions7709Or maybe thats just what they want you to think and you cant tell the difference because you apart of the system.
Same
“My dads not a phone!!” And “happy birthday to the ground” are the lines I just lose my shit over every . Single . Time .
SAME!
😂😂😂
Same tho. That "Duhh" really drives it home too 😂
I also love the last one.
GIRL SHUT UP
This video is a time capsule of early 2010s milennial college humor
Hey! This is early Gen-Z and even late Gen-X humour too. My father, late generation X, introduced this to me probably around 2013, and I'm an early-mid Generation Z.
@koolaid33 look at me I'm different 🥺
It's better than the "comedy" on the internet now lol
@@tom_demarco No, I found it funny too, and I was introduced to this video by friends from school.
@@elainez Well ofc you found it funny, but it’s not our humor 💀 My dad‘s 53 and he found it funny, but it’s not something he would come to think or joke abt
The "Welcome to the real world jackass!" line kills me every time!
ryan reynolds has come a long way from tazing peoples butts
Now he stabs people. Or trolls them.
he makes peoples in to kebobs
He tazed Scarlet Johanson with his dick to after that he left her with a tazed pussy😂
No, no he hasn't.
false. everything since has been downhill. this was his finest work.
I can't get over how he calls some innocent kid a "poser"
Turns out that kid was a poser and was also a part of the system
welcome to the real world, jackass
It's so good!
"welcome to the real world Jackass" so funny
My favorite part too!
I always share a "Happy Birthday to the Ground" GIF every year on Earth Day.
That's clever
This is the most underrated thing ever
Hey dude here’s my newborn baby **hands to him** I THREW IT ON THE GROUND🥶🥶🔥🥶💯‼️🗣️💯😤‼️
WHAT
Because “it’s not my newborn, I don’t have a newborn”
@@RelaxingMusic-su8obMannnnnn, I’m not part of your system 🗣️🗣️🥶💯🥶🥶💯💯💯💯🗣️🥶🥵🗣️💯🥵🥵🙏
I feel bad for the hotdog man, unlike everyone else, I dont think he was part of the system
Rumors say he retired after that incident. It was only a hobby for him anyways
That's what the system wants you to think
That's what the big hotdog industry wants you to think.
He said , you can't BUY me, Hotdog man. Technically, Hotdog man was trying to "buy" his business with a "free" hotdog. Pretty slick, hotdog man. Pretty, slick. 🤔🤣
Hot dog man was just tryna be polite
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think he's a part of this system
Yeah, If you take a look at the lyrics, you can just about tell.
Jack Hagar I threw it on the ground you must think I'm a joke I'm not gonna be a part of this system
Jack Hagar happy birthday to the ground I threw the rest of the cake too welcome to the real world jack ass
MAN
He is a Hollywood Jew, trust me, he is part of the system.
"Welcome to the real world, jackass" is a regular part of my vocabulary now.
Seeing Ryan Reynolds in places I wouldn't typically see Ryan Reynolds is kind of delightful
All these years later, “happy birthday to the ground” still gets me.
Haha same
Tyler Drainville same
The slice of cake took the whole cake.
to me it's the cell phone
Just watched for first time
LMFAO !!!
"I'm an adult" line hits harder every day
Especially because I wasn't an adult when I first heard this
These rhymes slap harder than a twisted tea
I know that is hilarious! An adult but having tantrums like a kid! 😂😂😂
cause niggas be acting like this
@@vhayashi7369 he ain't having a childish tantrum he's displaying his dominance and independence with righteous Fury at all these flipping phonyies
trying to make him part of the system
MAN!
I like how the actors don’t even do anything to him, he just runs in and flips their table to the ground and says “GROOOUUUND!” out of nowhere.
Kronii consistently provides the BEST covers for this
"This ain't my Dad, this is a cell phone" 8 years later still cracks me up
you posted 23 hours ago woew
And now he is the star of Brooklyn 99
@mio mia dude I'm 20 so I was 12 but okay
Fr
Same here
I was at the hospital with my so called girlfriend, hands me a baby and says its my son. I said Maaan this ain't a sun, this is a baby! I threw it on the ground!!!
lol
Woah
Hillarious XD
I dont have autisim my videos are just sometimes based off of fnaf.
LOVEEEEE IIIT!!!
Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Woods' cameo has to be the best thing in this music vid.😂😂😂
im 16 and watching this with my parents is literally my first memory and it took 12 years for youtube to recommend it to me
I like the bit where he threw it on the ground
me too.
julian Glover nope definitely *where
+julian Glover epic fail
Call your English teacher and apologize. Now.
like this this that and this?
“This ain’t my dad, this is a cellphone” always gets me
Same
"I threw it ON THE GROUND"
Makes me mad that his girlfriend really thought he was that stupid Arrrrrrgh!!!
"My dad's not a phone ... DUH!"
Yeah haha
I love how everyone is talking about Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood, but no one is talking about Jenny Slate’s random appearance.
Thanks! I couldn't remember who it was
she was in the cast of SNL back then, just for one year
bro 5 years later and i still listen to this shit
I threw your comment on the ground.
@@The13thRonin ah😭😭
@@SPICYPICKLE_YUMI'M NOT PART OF YOUR SYSTEM!
I love how he says "I'm an aduuuult" in the most childish way possible.
Yup - if he has to say it, it's likely not true!
Clearly he is making fun of millenials who do not do one days work and yet destroy anything not in their taste
@@doyoufeel...thatyoulackcri6760 noone cares buddy
@@niharshastri3519 - except you. You care. Because you spent time answering.
@@doyoufeel...thatyoulackcri6760 yes on a scale of 0-10. I care 0.1 about your dumb comment. Happy? 😘
“I’m an adult” Dumbledore said calmly
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
Dumbledore.
BYE IM DEAD
And then he threw goblet of fire on the ground. Cause he's not a part of the system.
@@ScourgeZX and he's also an adult
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 Dumbledore said it cuz hes goffik
"Happy Birthday to the Ground" That kid will be haunted by that line every year. PTSD
12 years later and it's rumored that he is still throwing things on the ground
I listen to this song every year on Earth Day because of when he says "Happy birthday to the ground!"
Truly epical
Agreed. Yet it has nothing to do with earth day. In fact, it's the opposite. Littering lmao
Based
@@Me-eb3wv Based? Based on what?
The earth is more than just the ground.
The ending is so poignant. Eventually he was the one thrown on the ground.
Mind blown!
Damn. I didn't even realize it
Well I didn't think of it that way dammit!
Stop using complicated words, Trump is your president.
@@drinkwater247 No, you are smart
I've been quoting this guy's songs for over a decade now haha
1:05 😂😂😂 MAN DIS AINT MAH DAD DIS A CELLPHONE! I THREW IT ON THE GROUUUUND
WHAT? YOU THINK IM STUPIDDD???
Why can’t more people appreciate his stupid dad joke ”this aint my dad, this is a cellphone”? It’s hilarious
thank you Ari for comment to this video, I appreciate it
But it appears as though lots of people appreciate it.
Because it reminds me of the time my ex girlfriend handed me a cellphone claiming it was my dad.
John Perry haven’t seen enough comments:-(
DietrichGarbo oh i-
Happy BIRTHDAY *TO THE GROUND*
God, I love this song. I used to sing this back and forth with a friend during school, and I still reference it with them all of the time.
“Happy birthday to the grouuund!” Is one of the most iconic lines from this song.
oh one topic!! binging lonely island videos too, i assume?
@@ajisegundo2268 That's how it goes.... Once you start with "juuust one" you gotta binge all of them.
Welcome to real world jackass
The best line imho
I came here to relive this. It's been 10 years 🥲
I'm so glad songs like this exists
If he could, he'd throw the system on the ground.
>implying he hasn't within the past decade
amen
Honestly, psychologically, this applies. Cant control the powers and authorities within his life and so he responds in rebellious anger, throwing things to the floor. One situation even ended in two men attacking his anus with handheld tazers. Pretty closed case.
He'd throw the ground on the ground
@michaelflash123's stuff lol
Peralta, what is the meaning of this?
This comment deserves to be pinned to the top.
Lol
Tell cheddar he’s a good boy for me
Bruh cringe
It's seems you have corrected your grammar, Captain.
Man, I remember when this was new. It’ll always be comedy.
the best video i ever saw in 2024, and i THREW IN ON THE GROUND
"Happy birthday...to the GROUND" makes me laugh every single time.
Funniest part I was dying!
I Feel Bad For The Kid
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!
Gingeries17 the way the piece of cake just plops on the ground 💀
duh
Gonna tell my children this is Rage Against the Machine.
This comment its so fucking underrated jajajaja
Nice
way underrated
Don't do it hot dog man
Fuuuuuuu 😂😂😂🤣🤣
I’ve been looking for this video for 10 years. I only saw it once when my cousin showed it to me when I was a kid
The shot of the kid with the wind blowing in his shirt with the stunned expression on his face is actual cinematic mastery
So 22nd of April is Earth Day...
*HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GRROOOOOOUUUNNNDD*
LOL...
Beautiful
Julius KIm
I love you!!
He littered tho
Killed it
I can totally imagine Ryan Reynolds saying perfect after Andy showed him the script
Oh absolutely
Yes
🤣🤣🤣 yep
Ryan Reynolds with Elijah Woods gets me every single time
I love the legitimately empowering feeling this song elicits with the epic beat and vocal delivery, hilariously juxtaposed with the satire of the lyrical and video contents.
“This ain’t my dad, it’s a phone”
What a *dad* joke
Ironic
Olivewater909 WHATS THE GIRLS NAME I KNOW HER FROM SOMEWHERE
@@bianka2119 it's Jenny slate . You may know her from snl or parks and rec
not what irony is jackass
@@bianka2119 Alvin and the chipmunks 3
@@ThefrypodiPod a dad joke that makes a dad joke.. it's ironic for sure.. maybe YOU should look up what the definition of IRONY is, matey...
You can't buy me, hot dog man.
Swiftor!
oh hi swift how's it going?
A wild Swiftor appears!
U just got one more subscriber.
who the hell is this idiot??
Omg this song is my childhood when I was listening to this when I was younger I used to thought I was such a cool person. Please say someone feels the same way. 😊
some kid hands me a present at a Christmas party
What do you want me to do with this, open it?
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE GROUND
I THREW THE CHRISTMAS TREE DOWN TOO
SANTA CLAUS AIN'T REAL YA JACKASS
hilarious!
Dude, spoilers.
I imagined this whole thing in the guy's voice XD
BAM! NOBODY WANTS YOUR PRESENT!
*PHONIES!*
Haha, so many things to throw gorund like this (throws baubles on ground) and this and this and that and the this
Okay but why did I feel so bad and so sad for the hot dog man?
Da face
He was a great guy, I feel bad for him too.
No man, he's just a part of the system
And the cake... Is a sad sad loss
HE'S A RACIST!
This wasn't released, THIS SHIT ESCAPED THE STUDIO💥💥🗣
I love the fact that this was first aired on my birthday.
Happy birthday to THE GROUND
@@EEsCZcamsChanel MF THREW MY BIRTHDAY CAKE ON THE GROUND‼️‼️‼️🤦♂️
After all these years later, my favorite line is still "MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE"
Duhh!
Yes!!! Same!!! “Maaaann this ain’t my dad, this is a cell phone!!”
Literally just going about my day just randomly thought about this line and just started laughing to myself
Final form of dad jokes:
I’m dying. There’s so many good ones. Anytime I drop something, I’m like, “happy birthday to the ground”
No one around me understands but it’s still hilarious and I don’t care if I laugh by myself
My dads not a phone!!! DUH!!!
😂😂😂😂😂
Hell yeah
Yez dat was gud
"I am not dumb!!!!!!!!!"
+PABLO CAMACHO Wtf is your English level?
The “I threw the rest of it on the ground too!” caught me by surprise and I coughed water into my nose from laughing
How did I miss this masterpiece
Duh
Never let this guy hold a baby
I took it and threw it on the ground
@@jordenstrother2227 I'm not a part of this system!
@@dutyinternal3516 I’m not a dad
@@jordenstrother2227 So I threw it on the ground
This a isn’t my sun!! Its a baby so I threw it the ground!!!
Andy Samberg shouting “This ain’t my dad, this is a cellphone” is the only dad joke I’ll ever accept
haha
ha
Cool bro.
Captain Dad is going to be disappointed about that.
Yes. This is a disappointing comment.
Its the only that's ever going to be accepted.
12 years later and it’s still amazing.
2024 and I still laugh about how the phone part is just a reverse dad joke 😭
“Man this ain’t my dad, this is a cell phone”
Best line ever
D'Uh! 😂😂😂😂
I tHrEw IT On GrOuNd
It is really deep if you think about it xdxdxd
@@BouzernaIslem-ng1nj the
I died at the cellphone segment. My body wasn't ready for this joke !
Ganonbros I wasn't ready for the Hollywood part
Ganonbros same
Ganonbros this is a cellphone
I through it on the grond!!!!!!!
It's not a joke it's a cellphone! (and I threw it on the ground...)
Ganonbros same
Why is this all of the sudden so popular? I love it
I was thinking why this song is not in the Trending list, then noticed "12 years ago"
I love how anti-climactic the slice of cake's impact is.
instead of an orchestra of glass fragments spreading in many directions, a muffled *thiff* barely breaks the audible range of a whisper.
That's probably why he threw the rest of the cake too
he threw the rest of the cake too!!
I came across this comment & had to go back & have a look....
shit had me dead 💀💀
Welcome to the real world, jackass 😛
I know its fake but I'm so upset about the hotdog.
I hope the hotdog it's alright
rodrick160 same ere'
Your a baby and babies are chubby enough as it is you don't need a hotdog
rodrick160 poor hotdog
Babies shouldn't eat hotdogs. They could choke.
I saw this for the first time when my high school physics teacher showed us this in class. He was a fun teacher.
I was thinking about this today and had to come back after a decade . Can’t deny it , still funny af , although I don’t know why …
This song aged like a
*FINE WINE*
This song isn't Justin Verlander though
Struggling to place this into our current cultural context. This is like pre-trap influenced by conscious rap, by white guys era and oddly pre-woke
This song isn't a fine wine, YOU THINK I"M STUPID!?
*Throws it on the ground*
Chirag Jayaraj you really gonna comment this on every song huh?
@@callum7081 I guess he is as long as hundreds of morons upvote the meaningless comment.
'My dads not a phone!' Best quote of the year
DUHHH! xD
+TheCrazyCoutersHD Of the year? That was four years ago!
+quinnthacker gaming IKR?!
Best quote of the year 2010. Still applies today though.
+TheCrazyCoutersHD no happy birthday to the GROUND is
This is the greatest thing I've discovered all day!
I like watching reaction videos to this 😂
This song lives in my head rent-free, and I don't even remember where I first heard it.
"Happy birthday to the ground!"
To this day it kills me
"Welcome to the real world JACKASS!!!"
happy berthdaie tew the Graaaawnd!
Hey, the ground's birthday deserves recognition, too. People always throw a birthday party ON the ground, but never FOR the ground. :P
@@chrisbailey7830 i loved that part his voice was so put there that even the bushes shook poor boy.
😂😂😂😂
No man has ever screamed "I'm an adult" so vigorously in the history of humanity.
MAAANNN, NOONE WANTS TO READ YOUR SO CALLED COMMENTS.
ILL TAKE IT, AND THROW IT ON THE GROUND.!!!!
YOU MUST THINK IM A JOKE!!!
IM NOT A PART OF THIS COMMENT SYSTEM!!!
@@pathutchison9866 I'M AN ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I knew a disabled guy that shrieked it once. Nearly broke my eardrum.
@@pathutchison9866 lmao nice
My kid.
this song changed my life
Thank you Kronii for introducing me to this song 🙏🏻
"I threw the rest of the cake too" with the slow mo still gets me every time.
Tbh, that looked like a yummy cake
LOL poor kid
At this point I wonder whether people just pick out every single part of the video and comment on how it still gets them years later.
@@rubenlier8013 i mean there are waay too many good parts in the song so i am not surprised.
@@rubenlier8013 It is 2 min and 47 s of concentrated funny.
I was channel surfing yesterday. I saw some Adam Sandler movie. Something about him being a dad, he has a beautiful daughter and then they go along with friends to a Safari. Giraffes, elephants, lions.
I watched 10 min and it is completely flat.
I think Drew Barrimore was in it.
*Two dudes literally just sitting and not interacting with him in the slightest*
"TWO HOLLYWOOD PHONIES TRYNA GIVE ME THEIR AUTOGRAPH"
😂😂😂😂
two dudes? it's literally Ryan Reynolds and some other guy probably a big shot too
@@DrJargo The other one is Elijah Wood. He was in some shitty hobbit movies.
@@nachobroryan8824 I really hope that's sarcasm
*GROOUUUUND!!!*
Never let this man hold his newborn child
I think about this song randomly lmfao loved this song !
“My dad isn’t a cellphone”
And that’s where Jake Peralta’s daddy issues started...
the same girl acting here is his girlfriend, but in brooklyn 99 its his sister. Sweet home...
She is actually the girlfriend of a mafia dude. His sister is the one who plays Dalia in Aladdin 😬
@@isabellearaujo8991 my fault. Youre right
@@breevonnebenan794 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAA
Lord _Link we are way too addicted hahahah
My favorite is that Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood simply eating dinner equals asking if he wants their autograph 😂
"to a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail"
@@vibovitold "To a man with a tazer, everything looks like a butthole."
@@KeithFraser82 My favorite line from Ghandi
@@RavenclawNimbus "Our words are backed by TAZERS!"
GROUND!!!
I remember seeing this years and years ago as a kid and thinking it was hilarious. Then, coming back for some nostalgia, I realized just how many big celebrities are in this. People who I know now, but didn't know then. It's a weird thing seeing an important video from your childhood, and now seeing the people you see as important now as an adult. Especially because they're some of your favorite celebrity comedy actors. Your two selves sorta just come full circle and reflect each other.
after 12 years, this song is still a banger!
Pluto: "I'm not apart of your system."
Nice
F
F
Pluto: I threw the galaxy to the ground
Welcome to the REAL universe, Jackass! :D
*MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE*
Still funny.
duh
200th like.
@@thomaztronproductions3259 crazy that you can get 200 likes on an 8 year old video comment.
Sgt James Byrd heard this 8 years ago thought it was funny and it still is now
@@SgtByrd93 thats savage lol
12 years later and this is still good
Best line ever, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND
“Two Hollywood phonys tried to give me their autograph, GROOOOOOOUUUUND….”
😆😂🤣
NOBODY WANTS YOUR AUTOGRAPH, PHONIES!!!!
Nobody wants your autograph ! Phoneys!
Ryan Reynolds🥰
@@Inside0ne And Elijah Wood (Frodo) maybe?
@@potterfanz6780yes