The Magnus Protocol 14 - Pet Project

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  • CAT1RB4426-01081995-15032024 Transformation (snake) /-hordeIncident Elements: Body Horror- Snakes- Implied Harrassment- Mentions of: rodents, insects, dead animalsTranscripts: shorturl.at/gzF15 This episode is dedicated to Sari-Anna Ballard, thank you for your generous support! You can a complete list of our Kickstarter backers rustyquill.com/the-magnus-pro... Created by Jonathan Sims and Alexander J Newall Directed by Alexander J Newall Written by Shaun PellingtonScript Edited with additional material by Alexander J Newall and Jonathan SimsExecutive Producers April Sumner, Alexander J Newall, Jonathan Sims, Dani McDonough, Linn Ci, and Samantha F.G. Hamilton Associate Producers Jordan L. Hawk, Taylor Michaels, Nicole Perlman, Cetius d’Raven, and Megan Nice Produced by April Sumner Featuring (in order of appearance) Billie Hindle as Alice DyerLowri Ann Davies as Celia RipleySarah Lambie as Lena KelleyShahan Hamza as Samama KhalidJonathan Sims as ChesterAnusia Battersby as Gwendolyn BouchardDialogue Editor - Lowri Ann DaviesSound Designer - Tessa VroomMastering Editor - Catherine RinellaMusic by Sam Jones (orchestral mix by Jake Jackson) Art by April Sumner SFX from Soundly and previously credited artistsSupport us on Patreon at / rustyquill Check out our merchandise available at www.redbubble.com/people/Rust... and www.teepublic.com/stores/rust... Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com The Magnus Protocol is a derivative product of the Magnus Archives, created by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Share alike 4.0 International Licence.
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  • @elliesteele2027
    @elliesteele2027 Před 15 dny +519

    Ah yes the "Snakes in the walls" episode. This shall go down in history alongside "Really big pig eats a clown" and "Sexually transmitted worms".

    • @etienneporras7252
      @etienneporras7252 Před 15 dny +70

      All alongside the "Jon shames an umbrella for existing" episode.

    • @Q-werty30
      @Q-werty30 Před 15 dny +3

      @@etienneporras7252what episode was that?

    • @TheNitpickChick
      @TheNitpickChick Před 15 dny +18

      @@Q-werty30I believe it’s MAG 175: Epoch

    • @Q-werty30
      @Q-werty30 Před 15 dny +2

      @@TheNitpickChick ok

    • @Robin_Alcor
      @Robin_Alcor Před 15 dny +52

      @@etienneporras7252I forgot about that god damn umbrella. Also we can’t forget the ‘homophobic vase’ as well.

  • @bowlerhatfilmsandreviews2778

    (Slaps Alice’s back) This baby girl can fit so many uses humour as a deflective coping mechanism!

    • @takeoats
      @takeoats Před 7 dny

      She can Haha & Hehe her way out of anything

  • @frog-pz8yy
    @frog-pz8yy Před 15 dny +380

    we're getting a lot of unusual guys made of unusual things. it's only a matter of time until we get a guy made of guys

    • @elliesteele2027
      @elliesteele2027 Před 15 dny +55

      I mean that's kinda what happened in TMA 174 - The Great Beast.

    • @Ceaseless_Watcher
      @Ceaseless_Watcher Před 15 dny +26

      Hey, I heard you like guys ...

    • @idkwhattoputhere5541
      @idkwhattoputhere5541 Před 15 dny +37

      isnt that jared hopworth ?? hes a guy made out of parts of guys (gender neutral)

    • @marial.7132
      @marial.7132 Před 15 dny +9

      My theory is that the guy made of guys is Bonzo

    • @Lem_de_Lemon
      @Lem_de_Lemon Před 15 dny +5

      Well... I Mean-... Jared-...

  • @marinterry3055
    @marinterry3055 Před 15 dny +302

    TMA is an office comedy, and TMP is a rom com 😌

    • @Q-werty30
      @Q-werty30 Před 15 dny +35

      And nothing bad has happened or will ever happen ☺️

    • @cantaloupegodling352
      @cantaloupegodling352 Před 14 dny +3

      Nothing supernatural ends up actually reaching the OIAR so we keep hinting at the horrors but the overarching plot is just romance.

    • @kiaratoo
      @kiaratoo Před 12 dny

      *tmagp

  • @notablequasar6446
    @notablequasar6446 Před 15 dny +221

    Was his episode all an elaborate "thousands of snakes in a trenchcoat" Cliché?

    • @darcieclements4880
      @darcieclements4880 Před 9 dny +4

      Yes, which will never stop being hilarious instead of scary. I'm waiting for the one filled with bunnies or kittens or puppies now. I get that there's people that have phobias of snakes but there's people that have phobias of puppies too so you know it hits about the same for me as a nonphobic. At least with dog phobias there's an actual threat but snakes are so incredibly benign unless you're actively trying to kill them and they happen to also be venomous somehow that it's just funny. Oh no, not an animal that's almost incapable of defending itself whatever shall I do?😂

    • @Matheus-ql7mn
      @Matheus-ql7mn Před 4 dny

      ​​@@darcieclements4880 agreed. I just get a little disgusted by "a lot of things making one thing/pretending to be a person" stuff, like a guy made of a hundred of [insert random animal here]. This kinda actually goes along with our natural instincts, because a horde of any animal reminds us of maggots/verms/insects infestations, which can actually be unsafe, because can spread diseases and it's usually around rotten food, that's also bad for your health.

  • @lemnon_citrus8711
    @lemnon_citrus8711 Před 15 dny +259

    "..some Institute..."
    me: INSTITUTE??? 👁️👁️
    Sam: "...could be any Institute..."
    SAM I DON'T THINK SO--

  • @SM-dl2ox
    @SM-dl2ox Před 15 dny +185

    Not Alice flirting with Celia then excusing herself 😂 as an autistic this is such a classic moveeee

    • @bublesXD
      @bublesXD Před 15 dny +2

      Are you sure Alice is a not them if yes what did I miss.

    • @benjaminjenkins2384
      @benjaminjenkins2384 Před 15 dny +31

      ​@@bublesXDthe commenter didn't mean Not!Alice, they meant to express exaggerated disbelief

    • @50shadesofbs81
      @50shadesofbs81 Před 15 dny +7

      ​Pretty sure Alice is transfem

    • @idkwhattoputhere5541
      @idkwhattoputhere5541 Před 15 dny +5

      @@50shadesofbs81 yeah she is, why did you mention that ?? /gen

    • @50shadesofbs81
      @50shadesofbs81 Před 15 dny

      @@idkwhattoputhere5541 see bubblesXD's comment

  • @elliesteele2027
    @elliesteele2027 Před 15 dny +181

    Given the shopkeeper's insistence that he is still able to sell snakes, to the point of harassing a guy into getting one, I think something about his weird curse means that if he doesn't sell them, he becomes them.

    • @Edgeworth99
      @Edgeworth99 Před 15 dny +33

      Reminds me of the dice. There was a big emphasis on "ownership" with them, too.

    • @dude59974
      @dude59974 Před 15 dny +19

      Oh, I assumed he was puppeted by the snakes. And they just wanted someone to take another one of them home with them to infect their home.

    • @happymystake4123
      @happymystake4123 Před 15 dny +8

      ​@@dude59974 that makes sense, this statement had so many themes of infection that I thought we were going to get a pure Corruption vibe. The snake parasite checks out

    • @maximusthedude8305
      @maximusthedude8305 Před 14 dny +10

      @@happymystake4123honestly no matter how I look at it I’m not sure how to classify it as anything other than pure corruption. So far most of the entries in TMP seem much more like collaborations between fears or perhaps grey areas, but I can’t think of a secondary fear at play here tbh.

    • @kaitlynmorgan4613
      @kaitlynmorgan4613 Před 12 dny

      @@maximusthedude8305 yeah and jane prentis is full corruption (obviously cause shes an avatar lol). only thing i can see working with it normally is the end aka death. cause id feel like if jane was just some person with all thoss bugs in her, she'd end up dying. but i could be wrong idk lol

  • @calvinwood7048
    @calvinwood7048 Před 15 dny +54

    Alice, Honey, that was so deeply and ridiculously GAY

  • @TheNitpickChick
    @TheNitpickChick Před 15 dny +135

    A more simple episode, but still very interesting!
    1. I appreciate how Alice is genuinely trying to keep a brave face while her friends date. She really _does_ want them to be happy, but she can’t help feeling a bit hurt, since she still has feelings for Sam (and maybe for Celia too? 👀), but she doesn’t want her feelings to discourage them if they really like each other. I’ve been in similar situations before, and it’s not fun. (Give us a throuple, Jonny. Give us a throuple, Alex. No love triangles. Give. Us. A. Throuple. 😘)
    2. Lena seemed… antsy. What did Gwen do? …Or what did she _not_ do? Lena did say that her new Externals assignment was rather urgent, before, but what if Gwen is hesitating too long, because she doesn’t want to be responsible for another death? Maybe she’ll see what happens when an External isn’t given a proper target, and instead goes on a rampage or something. That could be rough, but very informative.
    3. GREAT STATEMENT!!!! That sudden switch from the regular report to a genuine, personal statement was _chilling!_ Fantastic work! I always wondered which category snakes would fall under, Corruption or Hunt, and while I’m sure an argument could be made for either, depending on the context, or a combination of both, this one seems pretty solidly Corruption. The dude was like a flesh hive, but with snakes rather than bugs! Amazing! 😃
    4. The shop owner had rejection letters from an institute? Interesting… what was he rejected for, I wonder…? Was this rejection before or after he became a bunch of snakes in a man suit? The statement is from 1995, so a few years before the Magnus Institute burned down. I still have some speculation to do, before I have a solid theory… 🤔

    • @user-jd3rf9os7j
      @user-jd3rf9os7j Před 14 dny +1

      Thruple.
      That is... a word.

    • @adderous
      @adderous Před 14 dny +3

      Venomous snakes could fit under End as well, they're a pretty good symbol for death. Poisons that just break tiny parts of the intricate machine that is a body, just enough to make the whole thing fail in cascade.

    • @kehlcassidy9562
      @kehlcassidy9562 Před 14 dny +4

      I am also cheering for a throuple! TMA had a lot of great representation- it's not ludicrous to think that TMP could rep poly people...

  • @marinterry3055
    @marinterry3055 Před 15 dny +76

    REJECTION FROM THE INSTITUTE?!?

  • @marinterry3055
    @marinterry3055 Před 15 dny +61

    It ITCHES?!? I know where I’ve heard that before 😌

  • @thelivingtrebuchet6180
    @thelivingtrebuchet6180 Před 15 dny +27

    Alice really just pulled TMP's version of "Dance card's open"

  • @fern8850
    @fern8850 Před 14 dny +20

    I'm so feral I love my delusional magnus office polycule, where love is stored in hot beverages and biscuits and chaotic horrible flirting, they're everything to meeeee

  • @alexasprout7578
    @alexasprout7578 Před 15 dny +61

    "christ, theyre in the walls"
    As a snake owner, it has been a fear of mine since day 1 of having my snake that he'll break out and find some hole in the wall or an appliance and ill never be able to get him out.
    Thank you for this TMP

    • @kehlcassidy9562
      @kehlcassidy9562 Před 14 dny +5

      A friend of mine once thought their ball python was lost/ran away/dead. They looked everywhere, put up fliers, searched the whole apartment complex - nothing. So they just thought it was legit gone. A few months later, they had moved to a new place. One night they got a call from their old landlord - the python had slipped out of the walls, and the *new tenant* found it just chillin in their living room. Poor guy!

    • @alexasprout7578
      @alexasprout7578 Před 14 dny +3

      ​@@kehlcassidy9562 omg if I was the owner I'd be so scared that the first thing the new tenant would do is try to kill it 😭 hope ur friend got their snake back

    • @darcieclements4880
      @darcieclements4880 Před 8 dny +1

      ​@@alexasprout7578 that's why recall training is so important. Mine won't come when I call her if she's not in the right mood but once she's ready and she knows I'm looking for her she'll come over even if I lose track of her briefly. I always do as much recall training as I can with all small animals and so far I haven't really encountered any that don't learn it to at least some degree

  • @astarphel
    @astarphel Před 15 dny +55

    no big audio glitches in this one that I heard...how interesting

    • @shoam8255
      @shoam8255 Před 15 dny +3

      The ending is super sped up after some of the credits at one point but that's it I think

    • @astarphel
      @astarphel Před 15 dny +4

      @@shoam8255 ah i meant in that sometimes people have little blips after they speak, a lot of people theorise that its them lying >:)

    • @shoam8255
      @shoam8255 Před 15 dny +5

      @@astarphel yeah I thought you meant that but this is the first time I've heard the outro do that so I'm trying to figure out why :v
      Also I love the theory about lying bc it tracks with TMA sound effects too >:)

    • @astarphel
      @astarphel Před 14 dny +1

      @@shoam8255 YEAA for sure!!

  • @mcr00kes
    @mcr00kes Před 15 dny +27

    I'm still of the impression that whatever the Fears were, that these ones are different - either amalgamations of the old ones, or newly-birthed ones.
    Either way, this is a lot of fun! Great stuff, as always.

  • @morguenmorguen6862
    @morguenmorguen6862 Před 15 dny +59

    The earliest dream I can remember having as a baby was a nightmare about a disease that spread through contact and turned people into snakes. If we get another slithery episode this season, I'm gonna start calling it a theme.

    • @Nikowo1610
      @Nikowo1610 Před 15 dny +12

      Apparently rusty quill extracted your exact dream for this one, my god

    • @morguenmorguen6862
      @morguenmorguen6862 Před 15 dny +1

      @@Nikowo1610 Rusty Quill, please send my check to:

  • @elliesteele2027
    @elliesteele2027 Před 15 dny +106

    1:24 Pre-case
    5:14 Case (Corruption, Eye) [Pest Control Report: Chester]
    13:04 Post-case

    • @elliesteele2027
      @elliesteele2027 Před 15 dny +2

      I was initially unsure about this one, but I've put Corruption due to the "vomit a bunch of snakes" curse's infectious nature and the brief mention of the Magnus Institute.
      It is also possible that, due to recurring themes of alchemy during the ARG, the Institute in this world is run by a power based on transformation, explaining both the Institute's involvement, and this guy's insides turning into snakes.

    • @bublesXD
      @bublesXD Před 15 dny +2

      Tx thise is very helpful

    • @AngelCakes1997
      @AngelCakes1997 Před 15 dny +6

      Corruption, Extinction and perhaps Web.
      The Eye would be pretty tangential given the guy was an Institute Reject.

    • @kiteflight
      @kiteflight Před 15 dny +4

      ​@@AngelCakes1997 They may also be talking about the cctv, although I agree I wouldn't really put this under the eye

    • @Benjamin-mj9pd
      @Benjamin-mj9pd Před 15 dny +3

      It might be newer fears. I hope in this universe some fears are different. I personally want one centered around freezing to death or the cold emotions people have.

  • @BeautifulEarthJa
    @BeautifulEarthJa Před 14 dny +9

    4:01 I live for how she said 'Alice' all breathy

  • @_illuminette
    @_illuminette Před 13 dny +5

    ALICE'S JEALOUSY NOT BEING ABOUT SAM AND ACTUALLY BEING ABOUT CELIA HIT ME LIKE A TRUCK

  • @TheNitpickChick
    @TheNitpickChick Před 15 dny +32

    (To the rhythm of “shave and a haircut”)
    🎶Snakes in a man suit, oh shit! 😃

  • @dragonicdoom3772
    @dragonicdoom3772 Před 15 dny +28

    Interesting episode, not too much to be done in the way of theorising but here I go. Alice is obviously in denial about still having feelings for Sam but is using her humour to cope. Gwen is probably either struggling to get sleep or doing her own private investigation into the OIAR without Lena's prying eyes watching her. Lena herself is probably annoyed that Gwen has been late to work so much. Sam is just fed up with nobody giving him answers (ah he's going to be such a good avatar of The Eye). As for the case itself, seems to be Corruption this time: emphasises the threat of disease, filth and pests and describes the sound and movement of the snakes across the floor and in the walls.
    The only thing that sticks out is the obvious nod to the Magnus Institute, and that the shop owner Anthony Walker was rejected by them. I checked the list of children from the enrichment program that Sam and Gerard were a part of, but there isn't an Anthony Walker there. However, there is an Aaron Walker and a Ruby Walker, could be unrelated but could also be siblings/deadnames.
    Aaron scored low across the board with the exception of the Milgram and Asch sections, which seem to be testing whether a subject prioritises obedience over their own empathy. Ruby had pretty average scores but low scores in the Milgram and Asch sections. We don't yet know what a low and high score means for these sections, but Gerard also had low scores and if he's anything like his other world counterpart he's probably a bit of a rebel. So it could be that a low Milgram and Asch score means the subject favours empathy over obedience.
    Its possible that Anthony knew he was becoming an avatar and went to the Institute for help, but was rejected and thus spiralled into the situation we see in this case. Lol, I know I said there wasn't much theorising to be done but still wrote this much!

    • @xavierdrake3504
      @xavierdrake3504 Před 14 dny

      i fear to see what alot of theorising is

    • @TheNitpickChick
      @TheNitpickChick Před 14 dny +2

      I like this theory! I really should examine the test score files more thoroughly, because you make some very interesting points! 😊

    • @kehlcassidy9562
      @kehlcassidy9562 Před 14 dny +1

      Where did you find the test scores? 🧐

    • @dragonicdoom3772
      @dragonicdoom3772 Před 14 dny +1

      @@kehlcassidy9562 If you search for the magnus protocol wiki, it has all the info that was uncovered in the ARG. The test scores are broken down on a spreadsheet with notes on what each section probably means

    • @GarethOfByzantium
      @GarethOfByzantium Před 14 dny

      Usually, Corruption avatars feel really happy, like they’re finally no longer alone.

  • @wintercrescent2396
    @wintercrescent2396 Před 14 dny +18

    Me just vibing happily listening while working then 12:57 comes up.
    Computer voice: Christ they’re in the walls-
    Me at full volume: THEY’RE IN THE GOD DANM WALLS! 😂
    I regret nothing if anyone gets that reference…thank you.

  • @jacksonmyers3187
    @jacksonmyers3187 Před 14 dny +21

    This one gave me that ol' Magnus Archives feeling....

  • @Yumeki-san
    @Yumeki-san Před 15 dny +33

    The shop owner probably infected him with this snake🐍 in your throat magic~ when he scratched him

    • @syntia13
      @syntia13 Před 15 dny +2

      pretty sure the technician was a woman. And yes, the shopkeeper almost certainly infected her with whatever snake-under-skin disease he had.

    • @nanuqo2006
      @nanuqo2006 Před 15 dny +6

      I would say Alyssa was infected with *something* when that happened, but she's full of the snakes regardless of the injury judging by that ending

    • @ziasteele9332
      @ziasteele9332 Před 15 dny +2

      Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that

  • @SM-dl2ox
    @SM-dl2ox Před 15 dny +28

    Classic corruption ! I love the avenue the writers are taking it down in the protocol !

    • @AngelCakes1997
      @AngelCakes1997 Před 15 dny +1

      I thought so too, but Snakes are associated with the Extinction.
      And honestly being filled with things is more of a Web thing.

    • @TheNitpickChick
      @TheNitpickChick Před 14 dny +1

      ⁠​⁠@@AngelCakes1997 1) The only snake I can remember being associated with the Extinction was the inorganic one that bit that one guy and filled him with concrete in MAG 149. (And in that one, it was still somewhat Corruption coded, as well.) Overall, I never got the impression that snakes are intrinsically connected to the Extinction, at least not more than any other animal. Although, I could be missing/forgetting something.
      2) Being filled with things falls under several Fears, depending on the context. Being filled with Spiders is Web, yes, but being filled with bugs of some kind and becoming a flesh hive is Corruption.
      This statement definitely gives major Corruption vibes. (Mentions of mosquitoes, mentions of ants, mentions of rotten food, mentions of vermin, mentions of infection and flea bites, etc.) Replace the snakes with worms, and we’d have another Jane Prentiss on our hands. 😅

  • @FiendishAura438
    @FiendishAura438 Před 15 dny +12

    Sam seemed really irritated at the end, I wonder if he’s been doing more research on his own and is getting frustrated?

  • @thedistinguished5255
    @thedistinguished5255 Před 14 dny +3

    omg i love how the statement reading tone goes apathetic at the end

  • @rainethegremlin
    @rainethegremlin Před 15 dny +9

    Best part of lunch on Thursdays 🙃

  • @lemmetalkaboutthis
    @lemmetalkaboutthis Před 15 dny +19

    hi yes I comment while listening, so the comment is long, let's GOO!
    - ah yes, my fave: googling british slang
    - "it was.... good?" wow, brutal
    - okay, no yeah that's fair
    - "We were just speculating on what the actual deal is. You know, the big "why."" _hard_ same
    -"Listen, Alice" oh. oh no, this is gonna be awkward, innit
    - "I'm _not_ interested in getting tangled up in workplace drama." Ha! Then you shouldn't be going on dates with a co-worker, Celia, even IF his ex wasn't one desk over
    -tbh, Alice handled that with the most awkward grace I have heard. Like, still _super_ awkward bc she was obviously dodging the question, but in a graceful way
    -fuck's sake, I saw in the script that Lena was gonna talk suddenly, and I _still_ got startled
    "LENA
    I'm glad to hear it.
    [Awkward pause]"
    - omfg, I love the script writing so much
    - oh no, is Gwen missing??
    CHESTEEEER!!!
    "Note: Follow up postponed until location of attending technician determined." the ominous music kicking in just as this line is being read, and also considering what this podcast is like, I have a sneaking suspicion that there will be no follow up
    report: mosquitos may be present
    me: *flash-backs to "Blood Bag"*
    - omfg, the audible air-quotes and eye-roll on "business worries" lmfao
    "Received slight scratch by accident" aw fuck, they're gonna die, aren't they. It's ALWAYS "just a small scratch" with these things
    "Ants spotted in and around cabinets"
    me: *flash-backs to the miniature war I had with ants in my apartment this week*
    - also, _no way_ a proper reptile keeper would allow ANY unwanted crawly creatures in their shop, let alone close to the food-source for the reptiles - the habitats would be even worse tho
    - omfg, did they need 20 minutes to get rid of the squirrel? Like I know this is supposed to build up suspense, but the mental image of someone trying to get a squirrel off the cabinets and outside for 20 minute smade me giggle,
    it sounds like a slap-stick routine
    - oh my g o d s, it actually took _even longer_ to get the squirrel lmao
    -"I _need_ you to know what happened" has the same energy as "I don't want to become another ghost story" - maybe that's why this one went to Chester?
    script:
    [Music grows louder, like a warning siren]
    thank you, script, I wasn't tense enough already, I guess
    "I-I should've gone out there and helped but -- but I was scared." no, no I think it's very reasonable to not want to confront the suddenly raging lunatic by yourself
    "And then a horde of slender shapes slithered out" GREAT timing for my snake to make a little twitch and scare the shit out of me
    "I could hear the scrape of their scales on the linoleum, but they made no other sound."
    -okay, two things: one, I know they just got barfed out of this guy's mouth, but that still sounds like pretty badly taken care of scales - or they're about to shed, which would be funny considering they way they just "shed" the guy lol
    two: THANK YOU for not making them all hiss. Snakes don't just randomly hiss, let alone constantly, and you can tell someone knows nothing about _real_ snakes (only movie ones) when they say they can hear "the hissing of snakes" going off at all times,
    when the sanke is like. Looking around or some shit.
    "rejection letters from some institute he pinned to the wall with a kitchen knife" !!!! This... makes me suddenly _very_ afraid for Sam. I wonder if he'll comment or pick up on it...?
    "My throat is swelling and it -- itches" ah fuck. I knew it.
    wow, this one was a real bummer
    "No. No. Could be any institute." UN-FUCKIN-LIKELY, SAM
    -jesus christ, Gwen, I actually jumped in my seat
    "I wouldn't have thought the letters have any bearing on the classification" wait - were there other cases mentioning letters from the institute?
    -hmmm, if we put a pit/nest/den of snakes (yes, I googled it) and infection under one head, the word "swarm" comes to mind, for me. Even there even ARE groups again like the big fourteen, instead of just hundreds of specific monsters being kept from forming defined groups by their categorizing.
    Just... anything that shows up in a group, and it's only an issue bc there's way too many of it, like bacteria, hords of people, animals, or objects even, like when they overfilled that shop with workers who kept bringing in more people and more things
    "You wouldn't understand." it's not a PHASE, MOM! Like, I'm sorry, I just can't take that kinda statement serious
    "(muttering to himself, *bitter*) No-one ever does."
    omg, Shahan hit that _bitter_ dead-on
    aww, sad, still no more [ERROR]
    - alright, end of comment, thanks for taking the time to read through this monster if anyone did, have a good evening!

    • @krishadyn5211
      @krishadyn5211 Před 15 dny +4

      Ah hah, I have a Hognose snake sitting in his terrarium right next to me, and I had to turn and look suspiciously at him. (He just sits there and watches me a lot.) Yeah, I was going "Scales aren't that noisy normally!" 😄 They should have a whole vat of Hognoses attack somebody, Hoggies love hissing super loud, and they have fake hoods to spread and scare the bejesus out of people.
      They'd have to be were-cobras or something though, cuz Hoggies are pretty harmless. :]

    • @lemmetalkaboutthis
      @lemmetalkaboutthis Před 15 dny +2

      @@krishadyn5211 haha, yee, my ball python comes up to rest his little head on the ledge below the glass doors to watch what I'm up to as well, especially when it's cleaning up lmao
      but he was on my lap/halfway under my shirt as usual when I listened bc I usually have him with me while working sooo.... scared the bejeesus out of me haha

    • @theanna8472
      @theanna8472 Před 14 dny +1

      the adhd is palpable here...

    • @lemmetalkaboutthis
      @lemmetalkaboutthis Před 14 dny

      @@theanna8472 and you are correct 🤣 some autism thrown in for fun there too lmao

  • @Ruuehxbfiqkxn
    @Ruuehxbfiqkxn Před 15 dny +5

    Finally they made an episode on my fear: snakes. I was literally talking about snakes a few minutes ago, funny coincidence

  • @_fishstars
    @_fishstars Před 15 dny +7

    I wonder if someone gets rejected by the institute to possibly be an avatar or something, something bad happens to them?

  • @Yumeki-san
    @Yumeki-san Před 15 dny +10

    Nah uh! It has to be the magnus institute!!

  • @koby6679
    @koby6679 Před 15 dny +8

    Can yall increase the audio for background talking? I have it on max volume and can still barley make out what they're saying

    • @kehlcassidy9562
      @kehlcassidy9562 Před 14 dny

      I second this! I know it's meant to convey that we're hearing it through FR3D1's eavesdropping on people's phones/devices... And it definitely DOES set a mood, BUT- I'm kinda hard of hearing, and I just have a difficult time making out what they're saying! 😢

  • @Lizzy_Stories09
    @Lizzy_Stories09 Před 15 dny +10

    IM SO GLAD I TO THE DAY OFF!!! I AM HERE!!!! WOM WOM WOM!!!! THIS IS THE BEST IM EARLY!!!!!!!!

  • @krishadyn5211
    @krishadyn5211 Před 15 dny +7

    Were these episodes always so short? This one doesn't even hit 15 minutes without the credits.

    • @inkycorvid3248
      @inkycorvid3248 Před 15 dny +6

      Some of them in the original series could be pretty short yeah

    • @TheNitpickChick
      @TheNitpickChick Před 14 dny +4

      This is the shortest episode of the season, so far. All the rest have been at least 20 minutes long.
      That’s par for the course, though. TMA season 1 was similar. Most episodes were 20+ minutes, but there were one or two, here and there that fell between 15-20 minutes.

    • @melphina98
      @melphina98 Před 14 dny

      Honestly this one seems extremely short .like low key Kinda disappointingly short I do understand these do take a lot of money, time and effort to produce.but lately they seem ridiculously short still very good content but just Rushed at least this esp did feel that way.

    • @kehlcassidy9562
      @kehlcassidy9562 Před 14 dny

      ​@@melphina98yeah, I kinda felt a similar way about the needles episode

  • @katg5746
    @katg5746 Před 14 dny +2

    The absolutely delectable yet Bittersweet mix of anticipation and horror and sheer ecstasy when I look and see one of these has posted and I don't have to wait till Friday night. I've been missing all my work buddies all week.

  • @beans_of_jelly
    @beans_of_jelly Před 15 dny +4

    This is the only thing that's successfully got me out of bed today, can't wait to hear it!

  • @Sky-nq9pw
    @Sky-nq9pw Před 15 dny +14

    Alice and Celia, sitting in a tree, lalalala

  • @royalknightsleipmon2345
    @royalknightsleipmon2345 Před 15 dny +13

    Snakes Georg

  • @thedistinguished5255
    @thedistinguished5255 Před 14 dny +3

    bruhh "small scratch received" and we already know what happens next ;)

  • @alexasprout7578
    @alexasprout7578 Před 15 dny +4

    IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THE SNAKE EPISODE SINCE TMA 😾😾😾😾😾😾😾

  • @azcdtixs
    @azcdtixs Před 15 dny +6

    the body horrors is so good in the last few eps

  • @kiaratoo
    @kiaratoo Před 12 dny

    Finally caught up on the episodes I missed and OMG. Literally could not stop laughing crazedly at the statement - absolutely traumatising ending. I think its my favourite yet.

  • @thedistinguished5255
    @thedistinguished5255 Před 14 dny +2

    i miss early tma where i didnt have to read the transcript to know what's going on. its truly lovely that we have so many voice actors creating an immersive atmosphere but sometimes it gets tiring, when i was planning to be drawing or knitting while listening like with an audiobook but instead im glued to the transcript lol no offense

  • @witchy_whysteria
    @witchy_whysteria Před 14 dny +2

    Listening to this at 2am wish me luck💗

  • @ashw9924
    @ashw9924 Před 15 dny +6

    GUYS THERES A POST OUTRO SCENE
    EDIT I HAVE STUPID THST WAS A TRAILER IM SORRY TO ANYONE IVE FOOLED

    • @Ren_zilla-dh8uz
      @Ren_zilla-dh8uz Před 14 dny

      WHAT WAIT HOLD UP LET ME SEE THIS

    • @dragonfly5835
      @dragonfly5835 Před 14 dny +1

      You mean the Wake of Corrosion trailer?

    • @Ren_zilla-dh8uz
      @Ren_zilla-dh8uz Před 14 dny +1

      @@dragonfly5835 oh wait is that what that was?
      *sobs because i'm gullible and didn't bother to figure out if it was something normal*
      WELP I'm going to take great pains to forget that i believed that lol

    • @ashw9924
      @ashw9924 Před 14 dny

      I'm stupid sorry I wasn't paying attention when I first heard it and then I only rewound to start of the scene 😭​@@dragonfly5835

    • @dragonfly5835
      @dragonfly5835 Před 13 dny

      Ah, it happens, I was pretty confused though haha

  • @toulouse7436
    @toulouse7436 Před 15 dny +9

    they did Not have to come for sam like that 😭

  • @fennelll
    @fennelll Před 15 dny +1

    I got off school and this releases!!!

  • @EduardoVazquez-hh5tz
    @EduardoVazquez-hh5tz Před 14 dny +2

    With the “new blend” this episode and the coffee run last episode, I wonder if the coffee is poisoned? (May be why they are always mentioning not to drink too much or how it tastes weird)

    • @kehlcassidy9562
      @kehlcassidy9562 Před 13 dny

      I think it's less poison, and more fey, or "pomegranate seeds in the underworld," vibes. The coffee, and Lena's donuts.

    • @CheziahKatt
      @CheziahKatt Před 13 dny

      Tbh I wonder if Lena is killing them intentionally, maybe or maybe not to feed the protocol/institute/fears... but then she gets a chance to hire more. All of the people who "suddenly quit" DIED
      That's why they say you can put in resignation. But Teddy can't get a new job. That's why Lena always hires two for one quit.

  • @miainsel6577
    @miainsel6577 Před 15 dny +1

    Yessss! New episode! :D

  • @saturnaal
    @saturnaal Před 11 dny

    i accidentally fainted while listening to this, imagine the confusion when i woke up on the bathroom floor and the first thing i heard was "squirrel found upon storage boxes"

    • @darcieclements4880
      @darcieclements4880 Před 8 dny

      Well that is much scarier than the episode itself so I hope you are okay. I don't think anybody intentionally faints though, or at least I sure hope not because I faint from anaphylactic shock sometimes and it's not a good time.

    • @saturnaal
      @saturnaal Před 8 dny

      @@darcieclements4880 oh yeah, don't worry, I have POTS so I faint all the time , I'm used to it LMAO but thank you for asking

  • @savvyhowe1646
    @savvyhowe1646 Před 12 dny

    anyone get the feeling that this is the universe the fears were sent to during the finale of TMA?

  • @SkyP9812
    @SkyP9812 Před 11 dny +1

    I think I'll nickname this episode "Jane Prent-hiss"
    ...
    I'll see myself out

  • @Itotallydidit
    @Itotallydidit Před 15 dny +12

    Hell yeah Tea ?and tmp ep BEST DAY EVER!!!!

  • @hinata167
    @hinata167 Před 14 dny +1

    I tried finding Wake of Corrosion on CZcams and couldn't find it

  • @thesocialjusticewitch9105

    If MI rejectees eventually become targets, what will Sam attract the attention of? My vote is Desolation since it seems like if something's not perfect (himself included) he's got no use for it...maybe even to the point of burning it all down.

  • @mangotri
    @mangotri Před 3 hodinami

    OH MY GOD THEY'RE IN THE WALLS

  • @reeddiereed
    @reeddiereed Před 15 dny +7

    given that in tmp everything is _literally_ trying to be an antonym to everything tma, i wonder what choco leibnitz at the beginning should contradict in tma. surely it must mean something (i am delusional and just happy to see my favourite cookies in tmp)

  • @captaincrazycreative
    @captaincrazycreative Před 15 dny +12

    *puts on best Indiana Jones voice*
    Snakes...
    Why did it have to be Snakes....

  • @motherrrhen8621
    @motherrrhen8621 Před 10 dny

    Interesting to note, I was listening to some of tma and in episode 191, a Celia is mentioned. Could be the same Celia in the Magnus protocol?

  • @Archiv1st
    @Archiv1st Před 15 dny +1

    Justan oval be predicting a lotta things lately 🔥🔥🔥

  • @elizabethswank7712
    @elizabethswank7712 Před 9 dny

    Listening to this while eating dinner hopefully it's not a mistake

  • @minuspi8372
    @minuspi8372 Před 15 dny +3

    I love this series but I'm getting increasingly frustrated with the audio mixing. I could barely understand a word they were saying in the beginning and that's become a consistent issue. I hate having to go to the transcript for an audio show.

    • @dobyk5338
      @dobyk5338 Před 4 dny

      I have the same issue. I regularly have to increase the volume and rewind parts just to understand what's going on and properly head the lines, and I didn't have that problem with TMA.

  • @CheziahKatt
    @CheziahKatt Před 13 dny +1

    THEORY:
    Tbh I wonder if Lena is killing them intentionally (via food and drink), maybe or maybe not to feed the protocol/institute/fears... but then she gets a chance to hire more. All of the people who "suddenly quit" DIED
    That's why they say you can put in resignation. But Teddy can't get a new job. That's why Lena always hires two for one quit.

  • @Benjamin-mj9pd
    @Benjamin-mj9pd Před 14 dny +2

    tHe InStItUtE?! wHaT EvEr CoUlD tHaT MeAN?!

  • @destiny5321
    @destiny5321 Před 10 dny

    I love Alice our poor hurt girl using humor to cope

  • @SaYhITOme253
    @SaYhITOme253 Před 13 dny

    I continue my forgetting that this exists-

  • @vonb4050
    @vonb4050 Před 14 dny +1

    Argh I saw that this dropped hours ago and I had to finish work before I could listen to it 😢 .. the scares didn't really resonate with me though. I love snakes. They have such cute little faces.

  • @takeoats
    @takeoats Před 7 dny

    Alice Dyer finds herself in a dire coworker romance situation

  • @WinterGray8888
    @WinterGray8888 Před 14 dny +1

    I have a problem with Alice’s “confession” to Celia. It actually makes me kinda dislike Alice in a way that goes beyond “she’s needlessly mean sometimes”. Alice and Celia have had like 0 screen time together, and so it just feels so weird that Alice apparently has such strong feelings for Celia that she just can’t help but say something despite the fact her best friend is currently going out with this person, it just does not feel believable to me to the point where I actually want to believe that Celia is an avatar of some kind and her power is to make people want to have sex with her.
    Who knows maybe that’s true, but if it isn’t then this scene just makes me feel gross, makes Alice seem kinda pathetic, and it really doesn’t help that I personally HATE love triangles.
    Idk obviously this is largely personal preference but it definitely isn’t my favorite part of this otherwise great series so far.

    • @TheNitpickChick
      @TheNitpickChick Před 14 dny +5

      I could be wrong, but I think you might be reading too much into Alice’s comment.
      It came across, to me, like she was just trying to make a friendly, flirty joke to try and diffuse the tension of the conversation, but her delivery came across as awkward and forced. Joking seems to be Alice’s go-to coping mechanism. I didn’t see it as an actual confession of a crush.
      I’m also not a fan of love triangles, but I don’t really see the current situation between Alice, Sam, and Celia as quite falling into that trope, at least not yet.
      Alice seems to have some lingering feelings for Sam, but he only seems to see her as a friend now, so Alice is genuinely trying to be supportive and not get in the way of his new relationship.
      Sam and Celia seem to like each other fine, but who knows if they’ll actually become a thing or not, since they’ve only been on one date, so far. Things are just still in the awkward, early stages of figuring things out, at the moment, for everyone.

    • @kehlcassidy9562
      @kehlcassidy9562 Před 13 dny +3

      I think she was joking, using humor as a coping mechanism.
      I also hate love triangles, but I wouldn't mind seeing some poly representation on the show. It doesn't *have* to be triangular.

    • @azcdtixs
      @azcdtixs Před 11 dny

      In the tmagp afterparty (or smth similar to that) alex did confess that he wrote the characters a bit mean and jonny had to tone the mean down a bit.

    • @darcieclements4880
      @darcieclements4880 Před 8 dny +1

      I did not take that scene to be a love triangle at all. I took that scene as somebody trying to be supportive of someone they still care about even though that person has moved on and is in a new relationship.

  • @huntercharleston5812
    @huntercharleston5812 Před 3 dny

    They're in the walls!! They're in the god damn walls!!!!!!

  • @coremagpie9221
    @coremagpie9221 Před 4 dny

    Ooh the institute.

  • @NyxTheia
    @NyxTheia Před 12 dny

    alice

  • @benjaminjenkins2384
    @benjaminjenkins2384 Před 15 dny +2

    Yes!!

  • @belen.asteinle426
    @belen.asteinle426 Před 13 dny

    Still reeling from Alice and Celia's chat

  • @Yumeki-san
    @Yumeki-san Před 15 dny +4

    frozen mice packets (snake food, presumably)"
    Yeah.. i don't want that to be proven wrong..

    • @lemmetalkaboutthis
      @lemmetalkaboutthis Před 15 dny +4

      I mean, if it's any consolation, that IS snake-food. I got me a ball-python myself, and the food comes in like ziplock bags of 5

    • @krishadyn5211
      @krishadyn5211 Před 15 dny +2

      Yeah, you can buy frozen mice by size cuz snakes can only eat things slightly bigger than their own bodies.

  • @schfuchs1
    @schfuchs1 Před 7 dny

    Picture at 1:20, 1:45

  • @marinterry3055
    @marinterry3055 Před 15 dny

    Pest control??? Awww my favorite corruption is back 🥹🥹

  • @chs9999
    @chs9999 Před 15 dny +7

    *spoilers*
    Snake zombies

  • @anosaxo
    @anosaxo Před 13 dny +1

    Snakes…. Why did it have to be snakes?

  • @lovebunny2652
    @lovebunny2652 Před 15 dny +4

    LESGOOOOOO

    • @etienneporras7252
      @etienneporras7252 Před 15 dny +2

      I read this as "legs, go" and thought it quite appropriate given the episode.

    • @krishadyn5211
      @krishadyn5211 Před 15 dny

      @@etienneporras7252 This reminded me of this one pirate cartoon where they were attacked by mer people. The pirate laughed and said they couldn't get them on land because he had what they hadn't. And a chorus sang, "Le-egs!" Then the mer people did some wrap around each other body horror thing and started "SLAP SLAP" chasing him on land.

  • @dobyk5338
    @dobyk5338 Před 4 dny

    Am I the only one struggling with the audio mixing? I appreciate the atmospheric background noises and the realism they add, but I genuinely cannot hear half of what the actors are saying and frequently need to rewind or turn up the volume and concentrate like my life depends on it. TMA was much easier to listen to, with TMP I need to relisten so much to understand what's going on, it's actually affecting my listening experience negatively

  • @Yumeki-san
    @Yumeki-san Před 15 dny +5

    snake 🐍

  • @andrecarpenter2432
    @andrecarpenter2432 Před 8 dny

    More disaster bi representation

  • @Shaggy_Sl
    @Shaggy_Sl Před 15 dny +5

    Come home, click on ne ep of TMP.
    I'm within the first minute 👀

  • @timothyjohnston9570
    @timothyjohnston9570 Před 15 dny +4

    Bababooey

  • @kurtlangberg5886
    @kurtlangberg5886 Před 15 dny +1

    If The Vast were to drop Alice down a literal bottomless pit, I would not be surprised or too broke up. Such a miserable character.

    • @kiteflight
      @kiteflight Před 15 dny +9

      We were warned that all of the characters were going to be pretty mean at some points- so there's a good chance Alice won't actually be all that much worse than everyone else turns out to be. I get the feeling she's got her own stuff going on that we don't know about at this point - but yeah, currently a pretty rough point for her character specifically with how she treats Gwen & sam. Her jokes definitely bleed into some angry or bitter territory a bit too often.

  • @icepawtheyugiohdumbass9955

    YIPPE SNAKE EPISODE WAHOO 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @chs9999
    @chs9999 Před 15 dny +7

    Thursday= 2spook333 4 m3