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  • @threeofeight197
    @threeofeight197 Před 20 dny +28

    CZcams blocks anti-CZcams comments. Shocking.

  • @AndersRosendalBJJ
    @AndersRosendalBJJ Před 19 dny +10

    4:21:00 Paul doesn't know you can press skip on long ads? LOL
    Can someone please help this guy?
    Also tell about the space bar

  • @PenguinEconomics-st2ws
    @PenguinEconomics-st2ws Před 20 dny +18

    I need a comedy horror short film where Chelsea just muders people randomly and TJ is like "not again!" and then rolls his eyes to the camera.

    • @rockya3928
      @rockya3928 Před 19 dny +1

      "The Chelsea Murders are performed in front of a live studio audience" 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @GrimNobody
    @GrimNobody Před 19 dny +5

    PAUL'S WATCH GAUNTLET NOW!

    • @ChinnuWoW
      @ChinnuWoW Před 17 dny +1

      It’ll be the most unwatched gauntlet ever

  • @MisterMcDaunting
    @MisterMcDaunting Před 19 dny +6

    Since I pick Paul for being someone, who would like to pronounce names of things he collects properly, here a guide to the right pronunciation of:
    Bauhaus (means rougly translated "Build-House") -> Bow (pronounced like the rapper "Bow Wow", so that it rhymes with wow) - House (Haus and House meaning the same thing in German as in English and are bascially almost pronounced identically), so again without the explanation: Bow-House,
    Sternglas (means "Starglass") -> Shtern (in German, "St" is usually pronounced as an "sh" instead of a "S" followed by the "t" like in the word "Shtick" and then "ern" which is similarly pronounced to "earn") - Glas (Like the English "Glass" but with an "a" like in "art" which is also long as in "art): Shtern-Glas,
    Glashütte (means directly translated "Glass hut" but the German word for "hut" can also and does in this case mean an industrial factory for creating metals and glass from raw materials) -> Glas (same as in Sternglas) - Hütt (the "s" from Glas and the "h" from Hütte aren't comined into an "sh" sound, but remain seperate like in "Glass house", followed by the "ü" sound, yours is already pretty good, followed by a sharp "t" sound) - "E" (don't forget about the "e" at the end, which is not silent and sounds like a dismissing and very short"Eh..."): Glas-Hütt-E
    Hope that is somehow coherent, I love your fascination for watches and clockwork mechanisms and hope you might have fun trying yourself out on these pronunciations (and a last fun fact, a "balance wheel" in German is called "Unruhe" which literally translates to "restlessness" or "turmoil" which always makes me smile a bit internally).

  • @BravotheChonk
    @BravotheChonk Před 20 dny +47

    Honestly, I wouldn't mind TJ having his pay cut for this show due to his shenanigans and refusing to do the show.

    • @threeofeight197
      @threeofeight197 Před 20 dny +14

      TJ is striking because of unsafe working conditions. Scotty really scared him last week with his outburst.

    • @Slinky451
      @Slinky451 Před 20 dny +10

      This is the greatest the shows been in years

    • @BravotheChonk
      @BravotheChonk Před 20 dny +4

      ​@@Slinky451 I agree

    • @TrashQueenAndKing
      @TrashQueenAndKing Před 20 dny

      No love for funny hashtag huh

    • @concepts6460
      @concepts6460 Před 16 dny

      ​@Slinky451 people don't get the kyfab even though they dropped a shit ton of hints lol.

  • @zacharyhughes2950
    @zacharyhughes2950 Před 19 dny +12

    Booger eating Bob was a legendary bit. I laughed my ass off

    • @gotsniff
      @gotsniff Před 7 dny

      💯

    • @ImpecuniousMax
      @ImpecuniousMax Před 7 dny

      For 10 minutes - yep, kind of funny. For (literally) over an hour? No thanks. Glad I don’t watch live so I’m able to skip over that dross.

  • @SkepticalJesusOfficial
    @SkepticalJesusOfficial Před 18 dny +2

    Paul: “Kink at Pride is based, everyone who disagrees is a judgemental prude”
    Also Paul: “Vaush likes horses isn’t that weird guys?”
    :p

    • @bilbobaggins9451
      @bilbobaggins9451 Před 13 dny

      Yeah. It is pretty weird. Then you bring up the fact that kids see that sh!t at pride, and he brings up the "won't someone think about the children!" Argument. It's like, there's nothing wrong with keeping kids away from dudes in inappropriate bondage gear and sh!t. Even as a bi dude, keep that in a club where you have to be 21+. Yet he'll call people like Shoeonhead a f@scist for having the same take I just had. He's been having some weird takes lately.

  • @theeast7005
    @theeast7005 Před 20 dny +15

    TJ raged against booger eating Bob, my dude. He lost that debate, my guy.
    Also I know people left but that TJ audio bit was hilarious.
    Edit: Steve and Taylor are both podcast worthy, Steve is always great when he guest stars and Taylor is pretty funny on You're Wrong.

  • @aria4261
    @aria4261 Před 20 dny +3

    I vote TJ's usual cut be divided 50/50 between him & Steve!

  • @Spootnik
    @Spootnik Před 19 dny +2

    Loved the Steve bit. He was super chill. Also a great example of talking to someone who doesn't politically agree with you as a worker. They can totally relate with getting fucked over by the elite, and are brothers in arms against them. Fuck social politics, it pulls us apart while we get robbed. At least at this point in history. Working class gotta stick together. Doesn't matter if we're far right or far left, we're all being fucked over and need to stick together and fight. We can figure out which of us is "right" after we take our overlords out of the equation.

  • @sovcast8760
    @sovcast8760 Před 19 dny +11

    It was pretty clear from the get go, that TJ didn't want to do the show today.

    • @HabeasJ
      @HabeasJ Před 19 dny +3

      But audio issues persisted

  • @harryroadman1089
    @harryroadman1089 Před 20 dny +3

    only harms of ganja are anxiety and schizophrenia in rare cases but thats far less harmful than alchohol any day

  • @HomeofdaBONE
    @HomeofdaBONE Před 19 dny +4

    Based Paul is based.

    • @ChinnuWoW
      @ChinnuWoW Před 17 dny

      Based on what basis is he based?

    • @bilbobaggins9451
      @bilbobaggins9451 Před 13 dny

      He is far from based when it comes to discussing Ai.

  • @romefox
    @romefox Před 20 dny +8

    That was a PHAT joint

  • @kyber452
    @kyber452 Před 19 dny +1

    I wish there was a US sponsored program where any US citizen can move to another country at ease, wherever they want at any given time to start a new life. You'd think the backwater subhumans in the government would only want citizens who want to stay after all.

  • @NeitouSama
    @NeitouSama Před 17 dny +1

    Dude when I'm pumping iron my heart will beat 180 beats a minute, and that's fast, but going 220? That sounds terrifying.

    • @ChinnuWoW
      @ChinnuWoW Před 17 dny

      You’re not pumping, you’re cumping.

  • @christophermendoza8850
    @christophermendoza8850 Před 20 dny +2

    The best thing about Tim Burtuns Batman films is cast of actors.
    Michael Keatons Batman
    Danny DeVitos Penguin
    Michelle Pfieffers Catwoman
    Jack Nicholsons Joker

    • @bilbobaggins9451
      @bilbobaggins9451 Před 13 dny +1

      I'll give you Michelle Pfieffer. Love Danny Devito, but I hated his penguin. His motivations change every second, and he got on my nerves. Jack Nicholson is a great actor, but his Joker is kind of obnoxious in certain scenes. Michael Keaton is kind of a lame batman.

  • @TyDie85
    @TyDie85 Před 20 dny +9

    When TJ briefly came back and had his mic clipping to the max was one of the best moments 🤣

  • @SpiffySpiffMan
    @SpiffySpiffMan Před 20 dny +5

    Pre show in portrait mode stream to advertise the main show

  • @TroubleKid04
    @TroubleKid04 Před 16 dny

    1:06:58

  • @logantodd3763
    @logantodd3763 Před 20 dny +3

    I wish you guys would title these better so I can go back and find the ones I like the best while I work 10 hours a day

  • @Kyle_McC
    @Kyle_McC Před 19 dny

    Poor TJ, just getting shadowed by question for Paul about watches. Love it!

  • @Gravelgratious
    @Gravelgratious Před 17 dny

    Paul, Tj and the other one, stop being criminals your black hat hacking is going to land you in prison.

  • @threeofeight197
    @threeofeight197 Před 20 dny +4

    I feel like Steve and Paul agree on homelessness more than ppl think. I don’t think Steve was saying it was just because of drugs. He also said we ought to help em no matter the reason. The only difference is Steve probably thinks we don’t have the money because of immigrants and I (and probably Paul too) think it’s more because we prioritize war.

  • @mikesinner443
    @mikesinner443 Před 19 dny +1

    Gord dorn it TJ!

  • @TheForhekset
    @TheForhekset Před 20 dny +1

    I do think of the show as TJ and freinds cuz i was an amazing atheist fan first.

  • @SkepticalJesusOfficial

    I can attest to the fact Vertical (portrait) streams are pushed harder by the algorithm, part of their attempt to roll out YT shorts

  • @Spootnik
    @Spootnik Před 19 dny

    My favourite bit on this podcast is when TJ thinks he's one upped Paul and Scotty, then it falls apart and they rip him apart for all his past failures and has to leave.

  • @jeanolivos9249
    @jeanolivos9249 Před 20 dny +1

    TJ is waaaaay saltier than Paul.

  • @threeofeight197
    @threeofeight197 Před 20 dny

    What’s Paul’s saying about the debates isn’t improbable. IMHO it’s 50-50.

  • @tyh7529
    @tyh7529 Před 19 dny

    CZcams shorts shows portrait streams, most people these days are watching shorts instead of youtube main

  • @bilbobaggins9451
    @bilbobaggins9451 Před 13 dny

    "You're just salty that the anime p0rn you're drawing won't make $50 a year like it used to." What a great strawman, Paul. As if thats the only thing artists are making these days. My aspirations were to be an album cover art designer for bands that I enjoy. Maybe get my foot in the door doing commission work. Unfortunately, with this takeover, many are opting for the Ai route. So I guess I should just give up on my dream job and get my @ss back to the soul crushing factory job breaking my back. Alright.

  • @Poeneutral
    @Poeneutral Před 20 dny

    Paul I think you'd really Flesh Simulator. Speaking of weird but true conspiracies.

  • @kensuke0
    @kensuke0 Před 19 dny +2

    Paul failing to argue with Steve is like Bernie failing to argue with Biden.

    • @bilbobaggins9451
      @bilbobaggins9451 Před 13 dny

      Not equivalent. When it comes to two working class people, I think it's reasonable to have a more level-headed and reasonable debate where you try and be "nice" to each other. Whereas Bernie could've easily held Biden's feet to the fire. Instead, Bernie is out there taking selfies with the ghoul and talking about how great he is. Bernie should be harping on Biden's ongoing genocide every 5 minutes. Nonstop.

  • @stonedcaterpillar3342
    @stonedcaterpillar3342 Před 20 dny +8

    I bet PaulsEgo would fucking rock tbh

  • @DustedVeins
    @DustedVeins Před 20 dny +2

    I made it to 4:38:50 and could endure no longer. So glad I don't pay for this anymore.

  • @Bleeds98
    @Bleeds98 Před 20 dny +4

    I'm usually a bit of an apologist for TJ, but his kayfabe in this episode was just disappointing

  • @regant7064
    @regant7064 Před 20 dny +3

    utterly unhinged and hilarious show guys

  • @potato1man1
    @potato1man1 Před 17 dny

    Love hearing Paul talk about watches. Its got me looking at watches now

  • @Anthonest1
    @Anthonest1 Před 20 dny

    Death Wish coffee sucks

  • @stonedcaterpillar3342
    @stonedcaterpillar3342 Před 20 dny +9

    6 thick long juicy hours of tj paul and scotty 😩

  • @Matthew-ni2py
    @Matthew-ni2py Před 20 dny +4

    23:27 Chelsea did the right thing.

  • @ButterHaus420
    @ButterHaus420 Před 20 dny

    Gangweed

  • @gringlerchunts2423
    @gringlerchunts2423 Před 20 dny +5

    Loved Paul’s watch talk, Booger Eating Bob, and the Steve appearance. Great show.

  • @wizard101lastwarlord
    @wizard101lastwarlord Před 20 dny +2

    Great show imo, 6 hours of quality.

  • @jdepaul87
    @jdepaul87 Před 20 dny +11

    Fuckin aye, I'm glad I watched this late so I could skip the watch talk.

    • @D0TperiodD0T
      @D0TperiodD0T Před 20 dny +5

      I don't really care about watches but I'm glad Paul has a goblin hobby and I will always appreciate carefully curated personal collections of neat fancy shit. I only hope that the watches stay in the hands of someone who can appreciate them if Paul happens to die, I'm positioned to have to deal with a mountain of old dead person crap like a mountain of FUCKING POOL NOODLES.

    • @dillonchildrey8773
      @dillonchildrey8773 Před 20 dny +2

      I enjoy it. It shows me cool shit I never would've gone out of my way to look into.

    • @TrashQueenAndKing
      @TrashQueenAndKing Před 20 dny +4

      Not a watch guy, but DFF fans got so much anger about a guy having a hobby.

    • @ChinnuWoW
      @ChinnuWoW Před 17 dny

      @@TrashQueenAndKing That’s an intellectually dishonest strawman. Nobody’s pissed about him having a hobby. We’re pissed about them making a segment about it that most people find boring.