They'd immediately bond. Then clash over some vague piece of dogma. Then they A) declare a family fatwa on the other and become mortal enemies. B) stay friends but constantly try to "kill" each other as a "joke". 😆
I would love to interview Jonathan Banks (Mike) about his years filming Wiseguy TV series with Ken Wahl and Kevin Spacey, probably more bizarre and interesting than Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul
New word: Herrifying. An unholy, yet somehow holy mix of wholesome and terrifying. See: Biblically accurate angels, when a good man goes to war, and Ron and April enjoying themselves.
@@Thomas-hz8vb Look up cognitive functions, it's usually how people's brains work. You can tell if someone is an introvert extrovert or who is a thinker or feeler. They also have you take this test in college to see what career path is best for you.
Even though he doesn't say a word, the circle desk is one of my favorite Ron moments. "There's a sign in Ramset Park that says 'Don't drink the water', so I made sun tea with is and now I have an infection. Sir? Sir? Sir, did you know that there's waste in your water?" Lose it every time. 😂
@@chrisjackson1889have you never met a guy like this IRL? With them everything is a conspiracy theory, they're weird and misanthropic, and they're never as competent as fictional characters like Ron Swanson are.
@@buttlicker7670someone like this IRL would be looked up to He's a Man's man and down to Earth two qualities that almost never combine he would make friends very easily and be a good role model for all kids regardless of his conspiracy theories or politics
It’s the instant heel turn on Ron 2 when he talks about conservation, for me. It’s so fun watching Ron transition from happy and excited school boy who found a kindred spirit into an annoyed, furious and petulant child in the blink of an eye. Nick Offerman is a genius.
Someone said I reminded them of Ron Swanson. I've never seen the show, so I pulled up this compilation. I now know they gave me the greatest compliment of my life.
@@frostbytes8906 both played saxophone and love that brand of scotch. He thought they knew that when they asked him to play, they wrote that to be something odd you wouldnt expect ron to do.
"There's a sign at the park that says, 'Do Not Drink The Sprinkler Water' so I made suntea out of it and now I have an infection" Yeah.. pretty much 100% of all retail complaints...
If I was in Ron's position i would have gotten up went to the nearest wall outlet put a sign over that outlet saying "Do not put metal forks into wall outlet" then handed the lady a metal fork
@@stuff9680 As stupid as what you said sounds, it fits perfectly with Ron Swanson's character and I can imagine him being that passive aggressive towards that lady 😂
ongtruong minhvy having a flag at half mast means its only up halfway up. This is only done when mourning the lost of someone or several people for example after 911 all flags in the US were at half mast.
The second part of the joke is irony that that the flag was not on a ship so it was not on a mast. ie it was half staff not half mast. This is funny because Ron Swanson comes across as a bloviating know-it-all who would not know or care about the distinction.
Davionious no... not at all. That was both wrong and not the joke. For those who seem to be confused he was saying how the horse is more important than bureaucrats
+ LJ 10 Really - so to be clear, you are saying this is wrong? www.bing.com/search?q=half+mast+v+half+staff&form=EDGTCT&qs=PF&cvid=8314e2f13587400ea52a804952010adc&refig=8c8b314924c04ee1a557ab59d482f80a&cc=AU&setlang=en-GB
I like before he has his little attack after seeing the mushrooms, Ron puts the tongs back up because even during “a time of crisis”, Ron respects his tools.
i genuinely felt that one. I would be mad too, and i am no ron swanson. For instance...i would have been delighted to have a portabella mushroom instead of or with steak. xD But dont mess with the cake...
When Ron cocked his folder like a gun as his shotgun ringtone went off and scared everyone, I cried in laughter.... and then watched this video several more times in constant laughter! Oh, and I ate bacon and ribs with no sides in honor of Ron Swanson!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Too bad that will is not valid. (It needs to be witnessed to be enforceable, and even if it was, people who unlawfully kill you are excluded by law from benefiting from your will and you can't override that.)
The hernia: He wasn't working over time, because that would imply that he was *working* which isn't true, as he was just sitting in his chair, too in pain to move.
Ackchyually, (normal) milk is an colloid of fat globules within a water-based fluid that contains dissolved carbohydrates and protein aggregates with minerals.
I am an artist and my paintings of landscapes have been in many galleries. I think his speech at the gallery was so much better than all the esoteric nonsense most people say.
My favorite line is when they’re at Donna’s cabin for Jerry’s 16th birthday and Ron goes in the fridge and pulls out 2 dozen eggs and asks Donna, “are these all the eggs we have” and she goes “yeah! What’re you making!?”. “Eggs”.
Před 4 lety+2835
Imagine a dinner party with Ron Swanson, Michael Scott and Raymond Holt
The fact that the other Ron was a big believer in protecting the environment and recycling should have been a big plus to the original Ron. He is such a fan of nature, and big outdoor spaces you would think he would want to protect them.
Actually had a friend like that in university. We could pick each other out of a crowd no problem, but ask us what the other's name was, and we'd not be able to answer. Was like that for two years.
@@VanceRefrigeration Wow, was that vicious response really necessary? It's funny 2 share Ron's quotes in the comments, that's the point - 2 laugh & continue 2 laugh (we call that humor & positivity). Who killed ur soul friend? I'm sorry [for] you that you have so much anger & bitterness inside bc you probably haven't experienced much joy, happiness & laughter in life [so far], but I pray that changes 4 you!🙏🏻 When in doubt, remember the Golden Rule: *DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU.*
Fish as a vegetable cracks me up 😂😂😂 Even as a tech savvy liberal who enjoys eating vegetables, Ron is hands down my favorite character on that show and I am a Nick Offerman fan for life because of it 🩵
@@callmeOZ96 It's a good show. The same people that made Park's and Rec and the Office actually made Brooklyn 99 as well. Ray Holt is the new Captain of the police station and his stoicism levels are off the charts. He's also intentionally boring as a human being but it's still absolutely hilarious.
You know ron swanson is unironicly an amazing role model, a great teacher, an amazing father figure, and last but, certainly not least one of the best politicians ever.
Ron: I don’t care about anyone Also Ron: appreciates Leslie, advises April, takes care of Andy like his own child, is considerate of Diane and her children, guides Chris about his baby, and gets depressed when he realizes they all moved on.
Reminds me of the time when I was about 10 or 11 and my dad took me out for a special rib dinner because I got above a B on some big test. The look of horror on the waiters face when I ordered a "date meal" meant for 2 grown adults and ate the whole things and a dessert was something I've never forgotten
"Do you have any mental illness in the family?"
"I have an uncle who does yoga"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I agree with him
Legend
We too watched the video
Ultra instanct shaggy’s master is of course Ron Swanson
Imagine if ron swanson met dwight schrute
That's a hell of an underrated comment here.
They'd immediately bond. Then clash over some vague piece of dogma. Then they A) declare a family fatwa on the other and become mortal enemies. B) stay friends but constantly try to "kill" each other as a "joke". 😆
I would imagine that dwight would look up to Ron and follow him similar to the way he did with Michael but Ron would be immensely annoyed by him.
George Williams III ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooo
P
Ron Swanson and Mike Ehrmantraut going for the last shrimp - the legendary crossover that we definitely needed
Wait i just noticed that was mike
I would've loved to see how it played out
Ron and Mike would make a killer spinoff together
Mike looking at him like, "Whatever happens next, it's not gonna go down the way you think it is."
I would love to interview Jonathan Banks (Mike) about his years filming Wiseguy TV series with Ken Wahl and Kevin Spacey, probably more bizarre and interesting than Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul
The Father/Daughter/Psychopathic relationship that develops between Ron and April is so wholesome and terrifying.
New word: Herrifying. An unholy, yet somehow holy mix of wholesome and terrifying. See: Biblically accurate angels, when a good man goes to war, and Ron and April enjoying themselves.
@@taitano12 I prefer the portmanteau wholifying, but I do stick with your examples of the word
When I found out Ron was an ISTP and April was an INTP, it all made sense now.
Best characters of the show!
@@Roasty420 an what?
@@Thomas-hz8vb Look up cognitive functions, it's usually how people's brains work.
You can tell if someone is an introvert extrovert or who is a thinker or feeler.
They also have you take this test in college to see what career path is best for you.
Fuck, I accidentally watched this whole thing.
nilaam preach brother preach. quote the good, if not slightly salty lord, ron fucking Swanson
Gustard "Accidentally"
Gustard there is no "accident"
Weed'll do that to ya... LOL
Gustard me too
I have watched exactly zero episodes of Parks and Rec and already I idolise this man
Facts
Same
Elphias Knightley Zero Parks and Rec? You should fix that ASAP.
I recently watched seasons 2&3 for the first time. Ron is 75% of the value of the show, but it is worth watching for the rest of the stuff.
Less than 4min into this video and I feel the same.
“I know more than you” kills me every time. There’s such raw power and strength in that scene
11:39 Mike having a staredown for the bacon-wrapped shrimp with Ron is the best scene in all of Breaking Bad's universe.
Its when unmovable object meets an unstoppable force
"Sexual history?"
"Epic, and private."
We too watched the video
@@deathcall7779 we dont give a fuck
@@tomm-ip9vj lol clearly someone does
@@deathcall7779 get your shitty user name and fuck off eh? This ain’t hurting you, ya twat
@@louis4038 someone’s butthurt lol
My favorite Ron Swanson line:
"Hey Ron are you busy? "
"I work for the government . Im never busy."
“The government in this town is excellent and uses your tax dollars efficiently.” **giggles**
"Impossible. I work for the government" is the correct Line.
@@blubberface2337 I said that to a superior today and he didn’t find it funny, or true. So he was wrong twice.
@@cooperhanson5564 balls of steel.
.
Even though he doesn't say a word, the circle desk is one of my favorite Ron moments. "There's a sign in Ramset Park that says 'Don't drink the water', so I made sun tea with is and now I have an infection. Sir? Sir? Sir, did you know that there's waste in your water?" Lose it every time. 😂
Not only that, but go to a hospital or doctor. Not a circular desk found in libraries looking for information.😂
Now I know why Bill was able to survive so well in the apocalypse
he went and got swanson training
Underrated comment right here. Well played sir.
What apocalypse?
in the show The Last of Us he plays a highly intelligent survivor/conspiracy theorist@@kepspark3362
Nick Offerman was in The Last of Us.
"That's a party platter that serves 12 people?"
"I know what I'm about son."
Classic.
"That's a party platter that serves 12 people"
"I know"
"What?"
"What?"
Joey Wheeler l
If stick around, he eats it in less than 4 minutes it’s amazing
That was actually improvised by Offerman! He is just the dopest
"Crying, acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon" XD
Especially the funeral of Li'l Sebastian.
He cried when he got hit by the bus at age 7 though. What a wuss
Null He went through his own funeral, he has all the rights to cry
Im not from america so i didnt get the Grand Canyon joke someone explain
Fabijan Bajo and at any national park that I set foot on
Honestly Ron is the type of person who would be insufferable to have to talk to in real life but is extremely entertaining to watch.
You sound like a Prius-driving vegan.
Disagree. Talking with someone like him would be a treat
@@chrisjackson1889have you never met a guy like this IRL?
With them everything is a conspiracy theory, they're weird and misanthropic, and they're never as competent as fictional characters like Ron Swanson are.
@@buttlicker7670someone like this IRL would be looked up to He's a Man's man and down to Earth two qualities that almost never combine he would make friends very easily and be a good role model for all kids regardless of his conspiracy theories or politics
I would simply watch him in awe
This man is a prime example of a perfect American. We should all strive to be like him😂
You’re god damn right.
Libertarianism in a nutshell "I can do what I want." Lol I love it.
“I’ll have the number 8.”
“That’s a party platter, it serves 12 people”
“I know what I’m about son” 😂😂
I want to do that so badly just to see their reaction
🤣
@@jamesprice2163 czcams.com/video/RdxXiteDV1M/video.html
@@robertlust6234 thank you good sir
Bweeeeeee
2:18 Love how Ron hates most forms of modern technology, but every now and again, he finds something he truly loves
[To iPod] "This is an excellent rectangle!"
Ann: "Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?"
Ron: " I have an uncle who does yoga."
David D'Amico I didn’t know they measured yoga in doses
@@fahadb3142 you beat me to it
michael what's gramma?
i thought he was going to say "I have an uncle who's gay" lol
NO
you had me at meat tornado.
I don't much go for ethnic food.
I want a Meat Tornado
i have a shirt that says that. I'm wearing it on my wedding day
lordmcted how do you think it killed a guy last year
This guy should have been a russian
That smile after April used his wrong name move had to be a genuine smile from nick
Ron Swanson is my favorite character. Loved his reaction with his automatic doors and how he kept turning away in the circle desk just did me in.
His personality could be described as america
Broz Gilson fat and ignorant?
@@kiraasa972 I mean there are 50 states in America with varying cultures.
@@kiraasa972 he's *muscular* and is the definition of the manliest man ever, put some respect on his fking name
hxsi i just tried to describe america, Not him
Kirsa Asa Well fuck off you ignorant piece of shit who are you to stereotype Americans as fat and ignorant
I love how much he actually cares about Andy and April and treats them as basically his kids. It's so simple yet so beautiful.
Joel Travis Ron being proud of april as she slowly takes on all of his habits is one of my favourite thigs
Trahn-Jahn That joke. You master.
I feel like all of my kids grew up, and now they're marrying each other...It's every parents dream...
Ron and April would be the best Father and daughter. They basically are Father and daughter.
I'm happy that one person got my the office joke... Hahahahahaha
U r the real MVP.... Can't tag that person
"If any of you need anything at all... too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves, like adults."
😂😂😂 That one gets me every time.
It’s the instant heel turn on Ron 2 when he talks about conservation, for me. It’s so fun watching Ron transition from happy and excited school boy who found a kindred spirit into an annoyed, furious and petulant child in the blink of an eye. Nick Offerman is a genius.
“Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.”
We too watched the video
It's half mast on a ship. On land it's half staff. Thanks for playing
@Will Wallace ikr you and me can be pretty annoying lol
@@deathcall7779 we all see you trolling every comment bud
@@chels1542 lol ikr
Someone said I reminded them of Ron Swanson. I've never seen the show, so I pulled up this compilation. I now know they gave me the greatest compliment of my life.
Indeed you have
I'm called Swanson at where I work.
No one is a Swanson if one is content wit being compared. Being a Swanson proves u are THE Person of the Century
i wanna like but u have 420 rn so i will just give you this commet.
[sigh] edit: it's no longer 420 likes :c
That never happened
haven’t watched this show once, but ron is what i now believe to be the magnum opus of fictional characters.
Words cannot express my love for Ron/Nick. His character is written so well
this guy deserves a show on his own
Nocturnal Obeisance he was the show lol
Ron Swanson and Davos Seaworth should make a show together
he has one, its called parks and recreation. its quite good
pathetic I know. I meant a show only about Ron Swanson tho
__________
One of the best jokes about Ron is that when he finds something funny, he has a silly high-pitched giggle.
That's real
He legit giggles like that, Ron Swanson is like Nick Offerman (actor) on steroids. They even share the woodworking hobby
@@frostbytes8906 this man knows his facts
@@frostbytes8906 both played saxophone and love that brand of scotch. He thought they knew that when they asked him to play, they wrote that to be something odd you wouldnt expect ron to do.
@@WesleyB-Rook because of your assessment, you are a man who knows his stuff about people who know thier stuff
“ No I’m not wasting 20 year scotch” underrated line.
“I have successfully ignored it” is a line only Ron can say about a health issue
“Are the scissors broken in your house, son?”
DRAMATIC ZOOM IN
Lol
Yes...
I've used it a couple of times. The dates did not go well after.
@@cookies.358 pfft
"There's a sign at the park that says, 'Do Not Drink The Sprinkler Water' so I made suntea out of it and now I have an infection"
Yeah.. pretty much 100% of all retail complaints...
Not only did she not listen to the sign, but she proceeded to make sun tea out of it. I was pissed when she said that.
If I was in Ron's position i would have gotten up went to the nearest wall outlet put a sign over that outlet saying "Do not put metal forks into wall outlet" then handed the lady a metal fork
Stuff 96 😂
@@stuff9680 As stupid as what you said sounds, it fits perfectly with Ron Swanson's character and I can imagine him being that passive aggressive towards that lady 😂
I came here to comment exactly this, we all know this pain
“We still never talk sometimes” Ron is the best 😂😂😂
The older I get, the more I relate to his energy on a spiritual level
"Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect"
I don't get this joke ? Can someone explains it for me , please ? .
ongtruong minhvy having a flag at half mast means its only up halfway up. This is only done when mourning the lost of someone or several people for example after 911 all flags in the US were at half mast.
The second part of the joke is irony that that the flag was not on a ship so it was not on a mast. ie it was half staff not half mast. This is funny because Ron Swanson comes across as a bloviating know-it-all who would not know or care about the distinction.
Davionious no... not at all. That was both wrong and not the joke. For those who seem to be confused he was saying how the horse is more important than bureaucrats
+ LJ 10
Really - so to be clear, you are saying this is wrong?
www.bing.com/search?q=half+mast+v+half+staff&form=EDGTCT&qs=PF&cvid=8314e2f13587400ea52a804952010adc&refig=8c8b314924c04ee1a557ab59d482f80a&cc=AU&setlang=en-GB
I like how "The Best of Ron Swanson" is basically everytime Ron Swanson is talking. It's legit.
1.5k likes and no replies wow
Dictator D3 its honestly amazing this person didnt do the disgusting edit saying “WOW OKAY THANKS FOR THE LIKES GUYS LOL”
As it should be
@@deathblow239wiltsie9 Ron would approve of a man saying what he needs to say and nothing more.
Only gem they missed that I can think of was the whole bowling scene with Tom.
“Are the scissors broken in your house son” shit always gets me. 😭😭
One of the greatest characters ever written, and acted
I like before he has his little attack after seeing the mushrooms, Ron puts the tongs back up because even during “a time of crisis”, Ron respects his tools.
"So not only does this thing exist, but you have deprived everyone of cake!"
"Take a walk, Ron."
i genuinely felt that one. I would be mad too, and i am no ron swanson. For instance...i would have been delighted to have a portabella mushroom instead of or with steak. xD But dont mess with the cake...
Tom Monfron That one bugs me because he was given a very simple task, get cake. But could that vegetarian goon do that job right? Not even close.
Cornealius Underbuckel "Yup"
Tom Monfron
Casocets
Ron Swanson is how I imagine a modern day Teddy Roosevelt would be
**takes a bullet from an assassin and gives his speech anyways, saying "it'll take more than that to put down the bull moose"**
Just an unbearable arse?
Exactly. Same here. Real impersonation of Teddy Roosevelt except that he built a lot of national parks and Ron was completely opposed to it .
@@Srinidhi00726 He ends up working in one at the last season, he is not against it
@@Srinidhi00726 Ron wasn’t opposed to national parks. In an episode he said that it was the only branch of government that’s worth anything.
I do love the fact that the lawyer caught onto Ron’s plan almost immediately and just shut it down 😭
"Banks are Ponzi schemes run by morons." He sure nailed that one.
Without the Morons part, they are cunning foxes
“Any dog that’s under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless” -Ron Swanson
I has cat
Lmao
We too watched the video
That quote kinda hurts, very personal
He's not gonna have eyes for very long.
Watching clips of Ron Swanson is all the protein you could possibly need.
jajajaj que haces con la foto de zulma lobato? jaja
don't you mean stomach exercise
jajajajaja mal pense lo mismo
What about watching clips of Ron Swanson with a large flank steak pan fried in salted butter, paired with a shelf of whiskey?
@Matthew Hubbell ALL the bacon and eggs.
Chris was outta pocket for bringing a vegetable loaf when he was supposed bring cake 😂😂😂
Grounds for immediate termination 😂😂
Bill before the Cordyceps outbreak of 2003.
“So not only does this thing exist, but now you’ve deprived everyone from cake” line gets me everytime
i'm with Ron. If someone was told to bring cake but brings that thing instead, I would be pissed off as well.
@@p.z.arnott2329 same, logical thing would be to bring a cake + whatever the fuck that is in case some people want to try it.
Same! It’s funny but when I realized the cake was supposed to be for Andy and April’s wedding I was mad too
Ron was about to kill a man
I would have given both that abomination and that moron who brought it flying lessons right off the damn balcony.
“Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are useless.”
-Ron Swanson
@12:50 I died. I haven't laughed that hard in years.
I love that quote and I’m a huge cat lover (dogs equally tho🥰)
Pointless*
I agree… that’s why I have labs, 140lb and 75lb
But what of my lil 8month puppy is less than 50 pounds?
“Fish meat is practically a vegetable” 😂
When Ron cocked his folder like a gun as his shotgun ringtone went off and scared everyone, I cried in laughter.... and then watched this video several more times in constant laughter!
Oh, and I ate bacon and ribs with no sides in honor of Ron Swanson!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Upon my death all my belongings will transfer to the man or animal who has killed me.”
Too bad that will is not valid. (It needs to be witnessed to be enforceable, and even if it was, people who unlawfully kill you are excluded by law from benefiting from your will and you can't override that.)
Ben: what are all these weird symbols?
Ron: The man who kills me will know..
tylisirn it’s a comedy show based on exaggeration get a hold of yourself
Hi Daßer lmao fr
Jeseph Willis There is a fan theory that he left a treasure map to his gold and those symbols are the first clue to his gold.
I'm watching this to brush up on my Ron Swanson before I see the new Bill in the Last of US show.
Masterpiece. So many amazing quotes and scenes. I'm watching this video for the third time
The fun thing is:
He said he cried twice in his life and told us when. He didn't mention birth. What a legend. Probably was born with a Mustache
Ughhhh, afterbirth in your mustache... Not the kinda pussy juice I want on my face
2 months ago me was nasty af
He was probably born like this emoji😐
When he was born some say he slapped the doctors ass.
Neither of the times he cried was at a funeral nor the grand canyon. Totally unacceptable.
According to my parents, I didn’t cry during my birth either. I’ve cried plenty of times since but I didn’t cry during birth.
This man is more American than any American that ever Americaned
You mean he is more American than anyone American be?
Christian Christiansen that’s what he said ain’t it
Christian Christiansen Love the pun 🤣
*Washington looks down in approval*
fun fact, the actor who plays him is the exact opposite of Ron Swanson
Ron’s laugh at his own joke at 5:20 is just amazing.
The “I Did”! After Tammy 2 asks who set the bed on fire, kills me every time.
What hurt Ron more: the hernia or having to pretend he was working overtime in a government building?
What hurt him the most was making small talk, which he hates, with the custodian.
What about little Sebastian passing on
when Ron threw the sandwich at his mouth when he had the hernia, I nearly busted a gut.😂
The hernia: He wasn't working over time, because that would imply that he was *working* which isn't true, as he was just sitting in his chair, too in pain to move.
Probably the hernia since he knows he’s doing nothing but wasting government time
She was supposed to write a paper on why government matters, this is what she wrote.... "it doesnt."
Ron: "well said."
John Shaskas I did that once in elementary and got in trouble for it
He’s not wrong
spoken like a true libertarian.
Best essay ever.
14:33 "So not only does this thing exist, but now you've deprived everyone of cake!" God i fucking love him
3:14
Topic: Why government matters.
Paper: It doesn't.
Ron: Well said.
100/10
haha pi
It still make me laugh one time my friend asked me the same question I told him the same thing😂
@Mr Temporal don't sass me Temporal.
Truer words have never been spoken.
That is painfully and hilariously accurate.
"I have a joke for you.
- Okay.
- The government in this town is excellent and uses your tax dollars efficiently."
Is this one killed to me I'm replying to this from the great beyond beyond
Stop right there, you you had me at "the government".
Same
Truth!
Hilarious
👑😂 I love Ron more every time I watch these scenes. Thanks for uploading
Ron is my favorite character on the show. His dead pan delivery makes me laugh out loud every time.
"I'd work all night if it meant nothing got done."
Wayde Baker like meticulously cleaning and rearranging his bottles
Wayde Baker I said the same thing to my boss like a week ago.
Literally sounds like me at my job.
Story of my college career
Me doing my homework
“The only thing I hate more than lying is skim milk. Which is water that’s LYING about being milk.”
White water.
Isaac Kelley I read this comment at the same time that he was aging it and it made me happy.
Ackchyually, (normal) milk is an colloid of fat globules within a water-based fluid that contains dissolved carbohydrates and protein aggregates with minerals.
@@f-104starfighter4 This one is a dud.
@@jessican8555 this happened to me as well
I am an artist and my paintings of landscapes have been in many galleries. I think his speech at the gallery was so much better than all the esoteric nonsense most people say.
My favorite line is when they’re at Donna’s cabin for Jerry’s 16th birthday and Ron goes in the fridge and pulls out 2 dozen eggs and asks Donna, “are these all the eggs we have” and she goes “yeah! What’re you making!?”. “Eggs”.
Imagine a dinner party with Ron Swanson, Michael Scott and Raymond Holt
Ron Swanson, Dwight Shrute, Raymond Holt, and Chidi Anagonye
Yes
Didn't Nick Offerman play one of Holt's exes once?
@@ThinkingFandom the obstetrician
And he was supposed to play Shaw on TGP, but sadly he passed
“How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?”
“One”
“One drink that’s it!?”
“One shelf”
Legendary man
Legit
Yes
@@yoyomurder8971 0(m0
@@yoyomurder8971 0/kmm=
Well, he did drink whiskey in literally every episode, didn't he...?
Anyone here after the The Last of Us episode?
Nick Offerman has got an amazing acting range and deserves all the credit for that performance.
“I haven’t had lunch since yesterday” is my favorite.😂
"give a man a fish and feed him for a day, don't teach a man to fish and feed yourself, he's a grown man, fishing's not that hard"
-Ron Swanson
I'm your 100th like, what do I win?
@@GSSMAV a pat on the back
I'm your 300th like, what do I win?
@@hatiroth7919 three pats on your back
Why would you ”give a man a fish and feed it for a day” 🙄😪 it’s give a man a fish and *you feed him for a day* smart ass
Thanks to this glorious video. I will now watch the series
The fact that the other Ron was a big believer in protecting the environment and recycling should have been a big plus to the original Ron. He is such a fan of nature, and big outdoor spaces you would think he would want to protect them.
you have completely missed the point of his character...
“I once worked with a guy for 3 years and didn’t know his name , best friend I ever had” - Swanson.
"we still never talk sometimes"
Actually had a friend like that in university. We could pick each other out of a crowd no problem, but ask us what the other's name was, and we'd not be able to answer.
Was like that for two years.
We still never talk sometimes
Everybody:
"We still never talk sometimes"
Me:
"We still never talk sometimes"
Wonder if it was Stanley from the office
"Crying. Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon."
And when getting hit by a school bus when you're seven years old.
and when you get an automatic door closer
@@meow7791 Of course
Or that Lil' Sebastian has passed.
Armando Lucio that’s a funeral
@@toxicmailman Oh
Parks and Rec leaving Netflix remains the worst thing that’s ever happened to me!!💔
Are you in the UK or elsewhere? Because it is on another platform in the UK
@@lewis7278 I am in the UK. What could I find it on?
Absolutely brilliant show
"I'd work all night if it meant nothing got done."
That's his best quote hands down.
That's skeleton shift
That quote reminds me of a guy I work with. The lengths he goes to, to NOT work is both impressive and annoying.
I forgot this quote and when it came up I straight died
@@fateweaver9844 actually thats gubmint.... what amusing is watching offerman trying to pretend he has a strong jawline.
@@chrisml8105 🤣🤣🤣
*Gunshot*
Everyone: screams
Ron: oh sorry, that's my new ringtone
Mine is the Mario Coin sound effect, so I can get multiple notifications really quickly.
You don’t need to repeat what we just saw in the video, ass hole.
Mine is a cannon shot, loud but funny as hell
lol
@@VanceRefrigeration Wow, was that vicious response really necessary? It's funny 2 share Ron's quotes in the comments, that's the point - 2 laugh & continue 2 laugh (we call that humor & positivity). Who killed ur soul friend?
I'm sorry [for] you that you have so much anger & bitterness inside bc you probably haven't experienced much joy, happiness & laughter in life [so far], but I pray that changes 4 you!🙏🏻
When in doubt, remember the Golden Rule:
*DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU.*
This guy is probably my favorite character from any show/movie I've ever watched.
Fish as a vegetable cracks me up 😂😂😂
Even as a tech savvy liberal who enjoys eating vegetables, Ron is hands down my favorite character on that show and I am a Nick Offerman fan for life because of it 🩵
my favorite character on this show. I'd love to see him meet Dwight Schrute
I don't know if we can handle that amount of epic
@@TheCaliforniaHP yeah our tv screens might break
Ron Swanson vs Raymond Holt in a stoic off would be the best thing ever.
@@danieldaw1778 I've never seen Brooklyn Nine Nine
@@callmeOZ96 It's a good show. The same people that made Park's and Rec and the Office actually made Brooklyn 99 as well. Ray Holt is the new Captain of the police station and his stoicism levels are off the charts. He's also intentionally boring as a human being but it's still absolutely hilarious.
The ron april interactions are golden. He's so proud, shes like a mini ron.
moh720 They are different but alike lol
“Thank you, Lester.”
Andy too
Only Ron Swanson could have Xena Warrior Princess as girlfriend. Dudes a Legend.
You know ron swanson is unironicly an amazing role model, a great teacher, an amazing father figure, and last but, certainly not least one of the best politicians ever.
Ron: I don’t care about anyone
Also Ron: appreciates Leslie, advises April, takes care of Andy like his own child, is considerate of Diane and her children, guides Chris about his baby, and gets depressed when he realizes they all moved on.
on top of being the absurd libertarian archetype he's also the overly masculine archetype
@@zacharylacore2905 why are you using the word "archetype"
@@RONALDII0 maybe the word "stereotype" is more fitting
@@zacharylacore2905 yes
I am Ron - except I don't work in parks and haven't been good at recreation lately.
“Look, a clock. We don’t have those in America.”
-Ron Swanson
You call that a tower? Try the Sears Tower, friend
Kevin Malone hey keven hows the chili
That is me whenever I go on vacation.
I love "enjoy the fact that your royal overlords are an old woman and a baby."
I like how you clearly through the clips in at random, instead of grouping up the ones that go together.
Love his smile and laugh 🤣🤣 Ron is awesome the way he runs
"That's a party platter. It serves 12 people..."
"I know what I'm about, son"
Only 12... make that 2 party platters.
I have finish a whole party platter before I was spewing like a hydrant 3 1/2 later
Worth it
Hell of a man
Reminds me of the time when I was about 10 or 11 and my dad took me out for a special rib dinner because I got above a B on some big test. The look of horror on the waiters face when I ordered a "date meal" meant for 2 grown adults and ate the whole things and a dessert was something I've never forgotten
Ron Swanson looks exactly like Garfield and it scares me so much
What have you done..... I can't see him any other way anymore.
I'm sorry Jon
Procrastinator I mean it’s hard not to see lol
xD ikr
He looks like an angrier version of Teddy Roosevelt or Grover Cleveland
“I’m not interested caring about people.”
That’s a mood.
I love the final clip with all my heart.