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  • čas přidán 6. 02. 2024
  • Ron Swanson has literally thousands of opinions. Here's every single one of his hot takes - from his thoughts on bacon to his thoughts on love, it's here.
    From "Parks & Recreation": a mockumentary series following Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler), the deputy director of the Parks and Recreation department in the fictional town of Pawnee, Indiana. Leslie is determined to improve her small world through her job, despite resistance from Parks Director Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman), an anti-government Libertarian. The series also stars Aubrey Plaza, Chris Pratt, Rashida Jones, Aziz Ansari and Retta.
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Komentáře • 106

  • @philliptivis3082
    @philliptivis3082 Před 3 měsíci +497

    Not enough credit is given to the kid offering meatless bacon. His facial expressions tell the whole story.

    • @jonvia
      @jonvia Před 3 měsíci +18

      Such a great scene. Ron saved us all from tree bark bacon!

    • @DaneOrschlovsky
      @DaneOrschlovsky Před 3 měsíci +11

      There is no meatless bacon. There is no turkey bacon. There is only BACON.

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@DaneOrschlovsky turkey bacon is still meat. No need to go all toxic masculinity about it

    • @DaneOrschlovsky
      @DaneOrschlovsky Před 3 měsíci +10

      @@pap-fr Have you ever watched the show? Thanks for the laugh, with your "toxic masculinity" nonsense 😂

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 Před 3 měsíci +8

      ​@@pap-frdude read the room he's doing Ron... How could you not know...

  • @MrTaserface
    @MrTaserface Před 3 měsíci +237

    Embodying Ron Swanson is the biggest dream any MAN can ever have

    • @Mowgs951
      @Mowgs951 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Dudes biggest dream revolves around another man. Crazy

    • @heyitsjoe8446
      @heyitsjoe8446 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Sometimes a man’s gotta do what a man does

    • @Lambda_Ovine
      @Lambda_Ovine Před 2 měsíci

      eh, not really

  • @jakepilot9327
    @jakepilot9327 Před 3 měsíci +320

    The title should say “Ron Swanson stating facts for 10 minutes straight”

    • @Lambda_Ovine
      @Lambda_Ovine Před 2 měsíci

      you know that the character is meant to be laughed at because lebertarianism is an absurd joke ideology, a kid's idea of 'self reliance' function of a government on the economy, right?

    • @StareSoHard
      @StareSoHard Před měsícem +1

      Og comment

    • @cliveclegg8799
      @cliveclegg8799 Před 8 dny +2

      100% true

  • @spaghettisheepdog
    @spaghettisheepdog Před 3 měsíci +109

    Ron believes in what he's saying 100% of the time
    so when he cares about someone, you know he means it

  • @theprussian4616
    @theprussian4616 Před 2 měsíci +84

    "You know what makes a good person good? When a good person does something bad, they own up to it. They try to learn something from it and move on."
    That right there is some good advice.

  • @mezza001
    @mezza001 Před 2 měsíci +51

    SKIM MILK - Is water LYING about being milk.

  • @juliahornback2843
    @juliahornback2843 Před 3 měsíci +34

    Ron and April were an iconic duo 😂

  • @jasondelvaux3036
    @jasondelvaux3036 Před 3 měsíci +141

    Only one inconsistency bothers me... he does not obey his own pyramid's edict on haircuts. But I'd prefer he change the pyramid rather than altering his majestic head tsunami.

    • @walterlaux1207
      @walterlaux1207 Před 3 měsíci +36

      Ron's haircut is an earned privilege. Earned through a lifetime of hard work, sacrifice, whole-assing one thing, thus proving himself worthy of said haircut. Until then, these kids get the obligatory buzzcut/crew cut/high & tight like military recruits who must also prove themselves worthy. It is not outside the realm of possibility that Ron, at their age, had the glorious buzz/crew/high & tight.

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Don't read too much into a sitcom heh. Ron violates his ideals more than the bible contradicts itself.

    • @kylevest3174
      @kylevest3174 Před 3 měsíci

      I have always thought that also.

    • @djamtz
      @djamtz Před 3 měsíci

      When has the bible contradicted? I mean Jesus knows we`re human, so of course we make a lot of mistakes@@bayoubilly5176

    • @spoopy9689
      @spoopy9689 Před 3 měsíci +6

      ​@@bayoubilly5176sounds like you're made of glass, boy

  • @aakashkoppa8698
    @aakashkoppa8698 Před 3 měsíci +27

    Coincidentally, the first ad I got after opening the video was of a meat delivery app 😂
    Ron FTW ❤😂

  • @registereduser
    @registereduser Před 3 měsíci +56

    Ron Swanson: Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

  • @Mike-mx3iy
    @Mike-mx3iy Před měsícem +6

    That pancake flip was always impressive to me

  • @darkwindplus781
    @darkwindplus781 Před 3 měsíci +48

    They messed up the title again it’s, “Ron Swanson words of wisdom for 10 minutes straight “

  • @kadenjobe5555
    @kadenjobe5555 Před 2 měsíci +32

    Nick offerman did ron as a joke to make fun of people that act like this. But ended up creating one of the most iconic tv show characters that spoke the truth

    • @d.a.t.7723
      @d.a.t.7723 Před 9 dny +1

      And what is the truth?
      There are people like Ron, and there are people completely different from Ron... what is the truth?

    • @kadenjobe5555
      @kadenjobe5555 Před 9 dny +3

      @@d.a.t.7723 i made that comment 2 months ago. Really? Pretty much 99% of Ron was something Nick Offerman disagreed with. Thats why he did it as an exaggerated joke. However plenty of what ron is personality wise isnt far off how most people who enjoy the character are. Disdain for any form of government, wanting to be a conservationist and enjoy nature. Woodworking, good whiskey, good steaks, disdain of europe and thinking America is the best. I know plenty of people who embody this character even though he was supposed to be making fun of that type of person.

    • @massimo4307
      @massimo4307 Před 2 dny +1

      ​@@d.a.t.7723The truth is that Ron is more correct than the actor who plays him. How do I know? Because I agree with Ron. So why would I not believe that to be the truth?

  • @castertr0y357
    @castertr0y357 Před 2 měsíci +36

    Taking 40% of a kids lunch should happen at some point to illustrate how taxes work.

  • @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
    @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 Před 3 měsíci +25

    Ron keeping it 💯 are some of the funniest moments from him and honestly make him more relatable.😂
    Also, I love sushi so I guess I failed the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.😅

  • @jacktowers7533
    @jacktowers7533 Před měsícem +3

    The fact you're gonna agree on half of his statements but horribly disagree with the others is a good test of who you are as a person

  • @arthursolakhyan
    @arthursolakhyan Před 3 měsíci +10

    If there was more food and less people, it would be a good party

  • @hannahanderson2776
    @hannahanderson2776 Před 2 měsíci +8

    I would like to see Ron Swanson and Joey Tribbiani tour London together.

  • @whambamdamj7426
    @whambamdamj7426 Před 3 měsíci +27

    He’s not wrong about Vegans being made of glass😂

    • @None0fYourBusiness
      @None0fYourBusiness Před 3 měsíci +3

      The current Mr. Olympia is a vegan. You should tell him he's made of glass. Do it in front of me so I can watch him laugh at you.

    • @whambamdamj7426
      @whambamdamj7426 Před 3 měsíci +7

      @@None0fYourBusiness Okay Boomer don’t get to mad you might have a heart attack 😂

    • @None0fYourBusiness
      @None0fYourBusiness Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@whambamdamj7426 You seem triggered that I proved you wrong. What a shame.

    • @grantarmbruster6591
      @grantarmbruster6591 Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@None0fYourBusiness just ignore the thousands of dollars of kit he injected lol

    • @loganboyd6609
      @loganboyd6609 Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@None0fYourBusinessso he's made of glass because bodybuilders can't fight

  • @NUFCtillidie9
    @NUFCtillidie9 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Is a sheet metal factory a factory that makes metal sheets? If yes, why isn’t it called a metal sheet factory 😅

  • @blakeguanella4299
    @blakeguanella4299 Před 2 měsíci +18

    Pretty sure it's a hot take to consider these to be hot takes

  • @thenationaltimelyactionhou9328
    @thenationaltimelyactionhou9328 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Literally me

  • @JamesLewis98
    @JamesLewis98 Před 2 měsíci +98

    I like how the character of Ron Swanson was created as an obvious attempt to mock conservatives and libertarians as being ignorant and irrational, but then conservatives and libertarians actually liked him because he's just a decent person with common sense opinions.

    • @Jerryattrickliverspottedhands
      @Jerryattrickliverspottedhands Před 16 dny +5

      Acted out by a wildly liberal individual as well

    • @bradleyreynolds579
      @bradleyreynolds579 Před 7 dny +3

      Nick Offerman has said Ron is a ridiculous character that should not be taken as a role model

    • @Dctctx
      @Dctctx Před 6 dny +6

      @@bradleyreynolds579nick is a liberal. Who’s word shouldn’t be taken seriously

    • @DarthBigBen
      @DarthBigBen Před 6 dny +7

      @@bradleyreynolds579To be fair, Ron’s honesty, work ethic, begrudging compassion, belief in love despite being in two abusive marriages, and willingness to admit being wrong are all admirable qualities.

    • @massimo4307
      @massimo4307 Před 2 dny +3

      ​@@bradleyreynolds579Nick Offerman is a ridiculous character. Ron is a role model.

  • @arightscepter
    @arightscepter Před 2 měsíci +1

    "I want one" More in love than ever now.

  • @Bob-op5tm
    @Bob-op5tm Před 2 měsíci +8

    Brilliant lesson on how taxes work 😎

  • @mattparadis8302
    @mattparadis8302 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Ron Swanson 2024!!!

  • @ipsun1632
    @ipsun1632 Před měsícem +2

    Your house isnt haunted, you are lonely.😅

  • @Bob-op5tm
    @Bob-op5tm Před 2 měsíci +4

    Great hangover cure😎

  • @UrzTT88issiK
    @UrzTT88issiK Před 12 dny

    😂what's he usually say , " I know she's close , with his head up in the air sniffing" lol , Ron's the mAn especially the one w/ his cornrolls up on his head and dressed up lika boxer😁

  • @grizzlylawyer2172
    @grizzlylawyer2172 Před měsícem +5

    These aren’t “hot takes”, these are facts

  • @jay-by1se
    @jay-by1se Před měsícem +1

    The crazy thing the actors don't realize... Is that we all love Ron.. Not Kieth.

  • @DJ_Zing
    @DJ_Zing Před 2 měsíci +2

    Ron owning that strip club breakfast buffet

  • @brokenweep5604
    @brokenweep5604 Před 2 měsíci +1

    We sure have a Tammy in our life’s

  • @shneblyboy3604
    @shneblyboy3604 Před 3 měsíci +2

    This is Trailer park boys Ricky if he were smart and not in Sunnyvale

  • @matthewcowan6337
    @matthewcowan6337 Před 2 měsíci

  • @TheyMakeItLikeThat
    @TheyMakeItLikeThat Před 2 měsíci +10

    Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless

  • @Rpullin450
    @Rpullin450 Před 3 měsíci +8

    The only thing Ron and I disagree on is Fish! Fish is meat.

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia Před 3 měsíci +49

    Its sad more people dont have the same opinions on their gov't like Ron has. You cant trust people that just want to use you for money. The term 'honest politician' is a joke!

    • @Strider91
      @Strider91 Před 3 měsíci +7

      You do know that he's supposed to be a satire. . .right?

    • @aaa232ds21
      @aaa232ds21 Před 3 měsíci +8

      @@Strider91 Parts of his character, absolutly. But some bits are true.

    • @timdarnell7819
      @timdarnell7819 Před 3 měsíci

      Too bad he is a bleeding heart liberal in real life

    • @person3538
      @person3538 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Yes, but he does have some obvious points.@@Strider91

    • @treynoldsman1981
      @treynoldsman1981 Před měsícem

      Satire is an observation of reality exaggerated, in this case I don't think it was that exaggerated

  • @casey2346
    @casey2346 Před 3 měsíci +5

    the only hot take is the title

  • @coomr419
    @coomr419 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Is he wrong? NO

  • @uditgor
    @uditgor Před 3 měsíci +3

    First 🥇

  • @HaisaySasaki
    @HaisaySasaki Před měsícem +1

    hot takes? yes. false takes? no

  • @reverse88
    @reverse88 Před 3 měsíci +8

    I’ve always been frustrated by the postcard seller not taking the dollar. It’s a postcard. A US dollar is a screaming deal for the salesman.

    • @billy08011
      @billy08011 Před 3 měsíci +14

      ...what would he do with it? keep for years just in case he decides to visit the US in the future? he may as well just give it to him for free.

    • @Yominication
      @Yominication Před 3 měsíci +5

      At the time of filming the dollar was almost half as valuable as the pound, so maybe it didnt meet the cost

    • @Volkbrecht
      @Volkbrecht Před 3 měsíci

      @@billy08011 I feel that. I got exactly three dollars, from some patent applications I was involved in. By the time I may actually feel like taking a 10 hour flight I suspect even the homeless people begging on the street will prefer credit card...

    • @MrMcChuckles95
      @MrMcChuckles95 Před měsícem

      Man's not gonna take a dollar to a currency exchange 😅 it's worthless

  • @Lambda_Ovine
    @Lambda_Ovine Před 2 měsíci +2

    it's scary to think that there are actual politicians and people out there who would take this kind of takes at heart, see Ron, and totally miss the point that we're meant to laugh at this, not admire it

  • @zumazuma568
    @zumazuma568 Před 3 měsíci +1

    A libertarian who actually makes sense and can take responsibility for his opinions. It's possible in this show because this show is fiction XD

    • @iang.4910
      @iang.4910 Před měsícem +1

      Most libertarians pretty chill people who just want to be left alone. What's wrong with weed, lower taxes, and deregulation? Also guns. Lots of guns.

    • @drachireidnoc6659
      @drachireidnoc6659 Před 7 dny

      I don’t know Ron Paul was a pretty good libertarian

  • @johnjohnston5283
    @johnjohnston5283 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Too bad the actor is the opposite of the character

    • @chublez
      @chublez Před měsícem

      Opposite might be a bit strong.

  • @patrickmulka6486
    @patrickmulka6486 Před 2 měsíci

    God loves you come to him and repent

  • @ericlarson7556
    @ericlarson7556 Před 2 měsíci

    Worse than Jackie Gleason or Carroll O'Connor's worst performances. He almost makes boring Norm McDonald sound funny.

    • @aelechko
      @aelechko Před 2 měsíci +5

      Why would you click on a video you don't want to watch? What a creep.

  • @UrzTT88issiK
    @UrzTT88issiK Před 12 dny

    😂what's he usually say , " I know she's close , with his head up in the air sniffing" lol , Ron's the mAn especially the one w/ his cornrolls up on his head and dressed up lika boxer😁

  • @user-ct8dn2dv1q
    @user-ct8dn2dv1q Před 3 měsíci +2

    Ron believes in what he's saying 100% of the time
    so when he cares about someone, you know he means it