Parks & Recreation - Ron Swanson's Best Moments in S06
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Relive the best scenes with Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation season 6. Enjoy. - Komedie
“Enjoy the fact that your royal overlords are a frail old woman, and a tiny baby.”
Yeah
We know the bankers are the ones that rule the world
Theo S nah he's a George let's hope he's not a George III
The Queen's been dead for years! The queen you see today is a robot.
Jeb Broham all her corgi's are just are just drones
This man gave a speech at my graduation as a fellow alumni. They introduced him as a Nick Offerman, but that’s probably Ron’s request to keep his name as secret as possible.
Just glad he wasn't going by "A S S"!! ;-)
If this is actually true, then I’m jealous.
Hey U of I Grad!
Would make sense if they said his name was Ron then he would be hiding his real name lol he did the opposite not that I believe this guy anyways
Hahahahaha
“Goodbye Ann, I’ve enjoyed parts of our time together”
“Oh God Ron” *crying*
XD
*How do you do bold letters?*
@@jimhalpert4777 Use two of these bad boys on both sides of what you want to highlight *
@@VioletWillowTree *THANK YOU*
VioletWillowTree *wow you really missed that joke*
@@gwalchgwynwlisc1706 * you can say that again* 🙄🙄🙄
“WHY ARE YOU YELLING!”
“TOM PUT ALL MY RECORDS INTO THIS RECTANGLE!”
Questions don't end with a !, they end with a ?
Hellwyck ur probably fun at parties
@@Hellwyck That's a silly question, they obviously end with a question mark.
"MAN"
"MOST EGGS"
nah too much information haha
I got warm feeling remembering my grandpa bring excited for the same reason
His laugh is a gift. He is a gift.
HEUHUEHUEHUHEUHUEHUEHUEH
Not a gift to just america, a gift to us all.
It's funny because that's his irl laugh...
He didn't learn to laugh till collage
Praise be to Ron Swanson
"What do all these symbols mean?"
"I was right not to be threatened by you"
i really felt it was a missed opportunity to not have leslie or jerry or hell even tom find the note and understand the symbols and have ron be surprised and impressed
Jerry would be the best XD
I would have liked to see April figure it out and quietly saying, “I get it”
I think they translate to his hazelnut allergy. Maybe it's deadly.
Andy would know.
The biggest thing that I love about Ron is how constantly unimpressed he is with everything.
Juratory Unless it’s Li’l Sebastian
Everything before 1776 is a joke
You clearly didn't see his rectangle
Until he is introduced to a muffin or steak
cuz when you're the best nothing can impress
Seeing Ron Swanson type in A S S for a high score name then giggle immediately made him my favorite comedy actor in history.
No
Yes
Why did I know it was coming before he even typed it in 😂 sorry I’m new to parks and rev this is like the 3/4 vid I’ve seen
Ron Swanson hello Ron.
If Ron never had his son and died after being brutally attacked by a pig that pig would have a significant amount of money in gold and several other assets. Lolll
"Luck is a concept invented by the weak to excuse their failures" - that is now my life motto
Dude, I quote that line whenever possible.
LS Ross Was looking for a senior quote, this now has been given to me.
Atomic but what if I succeed from good luck?
The more you practice the luckier you will feel
While Ron Swanson is arguably my power-animal, in this instance, does not understand the concept of luck.
Him and Donna giggling together is so pure
..
Yes haha best duo
"I thought you were being serious."
"C'mon man, you know I don't give a shit."
7:10 "don't you need a licence to hunt at night?"
Love that chemistry.
That laugh Ron shares with Donna about the hunting license is magical.
I wish they didn’t cut out her follow-up line
"You know I don't give a f--k."
So, my name is Bronson, and a friend of mine, who watches this show, decided to nickname me Bron Swanson. I had no idea how much of a compliment this was until now.
Bronson as such is already epic, as you share it with at least 2 legends...
You are lucky friend
Bronson Strock not a compliment son. An honor
@@smannee Bron...are you done?
Bronson Strock watch it
The greatest day in Scottish history was when Ron Swanson came upon our shores
Orkney will never be the same
Much love from the U.S.A. Salute 🙏🏽🙏🏽
But for him it was teusday
That’s the only good thing in Scottish history
I have an image of him just slowly emerging from the depths of the North Sea onto the shores of this Scottish town.
1:24 Ron crying tears of joy after discovering Scottish Distilleries are a thing of pure beauty.
He was crying because of the poem Leslie had him read, combined with the scenery she planned for him to take in as he read it. That part of the scene was cut from this clip.
The poem he reads by The Bard of Scots himself, Robert Burns. Extremely old timey language in his poems but some are a lovely read!
I would have had April read Ron’s will and then say, “I get it.”
No words...she reads it and develops a devilish smile.
I would’ve loved that.
April would probably be the only one who could actually decipher those symbols in a heartbeat.
I think it would’ve been hilarious and/or horrifying if he dropped the note, Tammy 2 found it, and recognized everything on it.
That, or a scene in the finale where’s described that Ron’s cause of death was loosing a fight to boar, that’d be some great irony.
April; *reads it* Huh. *holds it up to Andy*
Andy: So THAT'S where **it** is!
“No need to curse”
“There most certainly is”
Brilliant
Man - Most Eggs
Too much information.
Fettster it should be “Women-Most Broccoli
@@PugDudeStudios No, no it should not.
vegeta30000 yes, yes it should. Otherwise it’s too much information
Pug Dude Studios Correction. Human- Most food of a certain type
At risk of sounding creepy..... I want Ron Swanson's giggle as my ringtone.
James Watts honestly same
Hope you guys have android phones, because Zedge is free. Been a happy user for years now. You may be able to find what you're looking for there lol
Rethink that move son
That's not creepy it's admirable
"We need to talk."
"That has never been true."
I freaking LOVE Ron Swanson!!
I love it!!
"History of mental illness"
"I have an uncle who does yoga"
"Sexual history?"
"Epic and private"
what a character....great lines
How much alchohol ?
1
Just one drink ?
1 SHELF
"Any allergies?"
"Cowardice, and weak willed men. Also hazelnuts."
I still say they missed an opportunity, by not making a Ron Swanson spinoff show.
@@Isildun9 "America- the only country that matters. If you want to experience other ‘cultures,’ use an atlas or a ham radio." my favorite. i'm irish
Mike Brammer no I think like creed making him a main character they’d run out of material they have the perfect balance here
@@sportsfaniguess154 true, Ron is fantastic but I dont want too much of a good thing
"Goodbye Ann. I have enjoyed...parts of our time together" the most positive sentence I've heard him say
It is literally, the most positive sentence I've ever heard him say too
"Literally everything is a weapon son, that folder in my hands is far deadlier a weapon than this bow In yours"
“Couldn’t cook em fast enough, the last ten were still in the shell”
"Why is everyone else so bad at eating?" every sentence of him is so priceless.
"-We need to talk.
-That has never been true."
I'm so gonna use that :D:D
+Bálint Ujvári me to XD
"We need to talk."
"That has never been true."
My new line to EVERYONE! 🤣
“History began on July 4 1776, everything before that was a mistake.”
Ron’s the best 😂
"MAN"
"MOST EGGS"
nah too much information haha
I really love the fact that he went to and loved Scotland. It means he's not absolute in his beliefs, which he seems to be at first, but no matter how much I respect Ron, I respect him even more for the fact that he is actually open to new experiences.
Of all the countries, Scotland is the country someone like Ron could appreciate. It’s beautiful, rugged, and wild. For someone who isn’t from there, with a personality like Ron’s, there’s something about a place like Scotland that would truly speak to him. Scotland is often thought of as a “manly” country, too.
To your other point: He is, of course, more open to new experiences over the years, due to Leslie. Due to his wife and his kids. One could argue all the important women in his life helped make him more open minded, and sometimes even (slightly) more emotionally expressive.
"Tom put all my records into this rectangle."
Such sublime, characterful writing.
I’m just realizing how much of a master piece Parks and Recreation is.
"Ron, we need to talk."
"That has never been true."
“Holy hell that’s a lot of alcohol.”
“We will take four bottles, please and thank you.”
"Why is everyone else so bad at eating"
jason b me everyday I go to a restaurant.
Dan Quayle in the background - LOL
"Yogurt is the celery of desserts, either be an ice cream, or be nothing at all." BFFHAHAHAHAHA
Its perfectly safe, I tested it by hitting it with my truck
And his truck is dented lol
An utterly redunant statment, any furniture built by Ron Swanson is not only perfectly safe but finely and expertly crafted.
There would be no safer place for an infant than in a crib built by Ron Swanson.
Did he make a crib or a bomb shelter?
I love those small moments where he and someone else has something in common. His face lights up and you can practically hear him thinking "I like this person".
“Group hug!”
“Salt water will warp the wood. Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong.”
“Donna please back up two paces so I can physically destroy this machine”
“I’m not a sore loser i just prefer to win and when I don’t I get furious”
My favorite quotes
Greatest human being on fictional earth
Tom put all my records into this rectangle :'D
THIS IS AN EXCELLENT RECTANGLE!
LamborghiniReven1000 His old timey headphones kill me.
"TOM PUT ALL OF MY RECORDS INTO THIS RECTANGLE!" lol
I love how he can be Chaotic and Calm at the same time.
6:44 “Donna please back up two paces so I can physically destroy this machine"
Best line in tv history
"Don't worry he's not human"
Man i love Ron and Donna's friendship
I'm pretty sure she meant "It's not human", referring to the splattered blood on Ron's clothes.
@@DEthe5150 works either way
@@juniislost No. Learn to accept a mistake.
Ben: "your a wonderful guy and I admire many things about you but your a terrible person to discuss personal problems with"
Ron: "thank you friend that really means alot to me"
I love how Ron’s face changed when Tammy came in 😂
So funny that she's wife in real life. The two are good together.
“I’m not a sore loser i just prefer to win and when i don’t i get furious”
Another word for jokes is lies. I do not lie therefore i do not joke.
beautiful
frank F "The only thing that I hate more than lying is skim milk, which is water that is lying about being milk."
I still remember the last season when he was seating in the office looking around and didn't recognize anyone because everyone move to better things that shit broke my heart 💔
ron swanson and dwight schrute should meet
yes they do haha
Breanna Brenko yup yup yup
DS: (extends hand to shake) Dwight Schrute, assistant regional manager, Dunder Mifflin.
RS: (reciprocating handshake) Ron Swanson, director of public parks and recreation, Pawnee, Indiana.
(Both refuse to break eye contact and refuse to break handshake)
Nick lmao
Yessss
BEN"What are all those weird symbols?"
RON"The man who kills me will know"
Someone explain
Looks like he was right not to fear either of you two
@@Politickticktickin I think it means that he will eventually kill himself, he is the one who knows the symbols.
@@Feral94 HOLY COW YES!
His gold
Ben “We need to talk”
Ron “That has never been true”
The "she's near, hide the children" gets me every time 😂
"I have enjoyed part of our time together" everybody starts crying. This show is a masterpiece
I just like how sam Elliot was a hippie... and he was still super manly.
A man can pretend to be a hippie, but a hippie could never pretend to be a man.
🤣🤣🤣
"Well hello, gentlemen. What brings you out on this fine evening?"
_"Motherfucker."_
"I'm sure I can get her a job at tim houtners saw mill, I once did him a favor...... I built his saw mill".
He has the best laugh, it makes so many scenes 10x better
"Be Ice-cream or be nothing." Words to live by.
I respect Ron and Donna’s relationship so much!
That's the only thing want out of life.
"Another word for joking is lying, I do not lie, therefore I do not joke."
*A few moments later*
- "oh you're joking?"
"Yes, son, I am."
Ron's hypocrisy at it's best lol
It was his first time, and he decided not to repeat it.
He then said, “That was my first joke, I do not care for it”
The crib is safe, I tested it by hitting it with my truck.
Lol that truck all smashed 🤣🤣
That’s the best crib
I would be unimpressed but just a little impressed on the inside
"Another word for jokes is lies, i do not lie, therefore i do not joke"
"oh, you're joking"
"yes son I am"
He finished by saying "that's my first joke, I don't care for it"
I remember the first time I watched the end credit scene with Ron winning the government employee of the month award,
I literally burst out laughing so hard my diaphragm hurts.
Gotta love how Diane knows that Tammy is near by just looking at Ron’s face
Not even gonna cap, the first time I saw the unity concert I straight up cried it was so glorious
Ron Swanson is one of my many life heroes
DJZing same he is American hero
He's a national treasure of the USA.🇺🇸
I work with a guy who is literally Ron Swanson
For real, “Bye Bye Lil Sebastian” brings a tear to my husband’s eye.
''Now you can enter you initials''
''My initials are private''
''Well then just put any three letters''
''A S S''
We need to talk....
That has never been true.
I cannot express the joy I feel seeing this man smile.
"oh thaat's... probably true." that line got me hard it was hilarious
“We need to talk”
“That has never been true”
The two Rons episode was classic.
I love the way they both laughed when she says “don’t you need a license to hunt at night”
"That folder in my hands is far deadlier than this bow in yours". I think wiser words were never spoken.
“Fine. Enjoy the fact that your royal overlords are a frail old woman and a tiny baby” love that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Donna telling Ron he needs a license then them both breaking out into laughter is precious
Favorite quote “why is everyone so bad at eating” best quote of all time.
Rumor has it, Ron is Chuck Norris' great great great grandfather.
When Ron talks about whiskey it's like hearing a sermon from a preacher
He is litterly the definition of a true american
🇺🇸
*literally
Truth
Ron's statement about women's problems was genius. Yes, most women don't want to hear a solution, they just want someone to hear them out.
As not only a man, but also an engineer, this is probably my number one struggle when it comes to interacting with women.
“History started on July 4th, everything before that was a mistake”
1776
ron’s laugh is the best in all ways
As someone who loves Scotch just as much as anyone, seeing Ron in Scotland tending to oak barrels cracks me up everytime.
Tom put all my records into this rectangle.
yes lol
Ron's laugh always gets me lol
Ron meeting Ron on the side of the road is hilarious
I understand why Ann and Jerry reduced to tears. To have Ron acknowledge you and the fact that you worked together is the rarest of things.
Damn, Cpt. Holt's ex and husband on the same scene 😱
Prakash Gurung right!!!
"I hope you've made peace with your God..." dude 😮
Ron’s giggle is the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen/heard.
If we had more people like Ron Swanson, the world would be a much better place.
Hahahaha "Why is everyone so bad at eating..."
I thought nothing could top Ed O'Neil's Al Bundy character.. But Ron is the man! A worthy contender.
Ron.
Ron.
Last name?
Dunn.
Is that your last name or are you just finished talking?
Both.
.........
Dunn and done!
I like Ron.
Until we find out he is a commie vegan! lol. The foil of Ron Swanson was genius, you see that a lot in the libertarian communities since it is a mix of right and left wingers.
I love how I finished this series like last year and just now it’s like “hello”
I just discovered this man. And everything he stands for is exactly what I stand for
Please be more than just a parody.
@@NeutralEvilLawfulGood no, I mean before I've seen him in had ideologies like him