I'm just appreciating the image of a man covered in batter and flour, looking absolutely dishevelled panickingly buying a pre-made birthday cake at Tesco 😂😂
Jaskier is Dandelion....its a polish word for buttercup but since the English translator felt 'buttercup' didn't suit the bard's character he changed the name to another yellow flower 'dandelion'.....which seemed to suit him better according to the translator....so yeah jaskier is a character Sorry for the info dump🙈
I followed this recipe. But I'm vegetarian so I swapped the meat for chickpeas. Worked out great though. The only real difference in the end was that my cake said "Merry Christmas"
Obviously this is all glorious, but for some reason the line “do we need BEEFS?!” just destroyed me. Also like a glimpse into my kitchen while cooking anything, though at least my final product tends to be a bit more edible. Other than the time I dumped an entire freshly-baked cheesecake on the floor and sat there sobbing while the dog ate it, so thanks for those flashbacks.
@@aridoak6772 I believe he's still married to his work. But if he did get married, I'd expect to only get confirmation when an interviewer got really insistent about the new ring he's wearing.
*accidentally rips door off hinges* *throws entire egg into bowl* *tastes sugar, immediately swears* "Where does flour come from? It's probably potatoes, but where does flour come from?" *viciously stirs "batter" with wrapped cucumber* "WHY? WON'T? YOU? DIE?!!!" "Madeleine, where's the... ba...king....paaaaan?" *drinks straight from bottle* "I really hate cake"
Tori so he’s a gamer, a hunk, has a jawline that could cut diamonds, loves fantasy, AND can cook? I’m pretty sure at least 40% of the guys on CZcams would go gay for him.
Kaboom Baby that’s the whole reason he chose the Witcher series and wanted to play Geralt, he played all the games before knowing the show was going on. He apparently almost lost a callback due to a WOW raid XD
Henry IRL:cooking pics with dad puns anya and freya: lightness itself Joey: exactly the same as Jaskier if Jaskier had access to TikTok and Taio Cruz's Dynamite
The level of commitment. I’m pretty sure he recorded and produced a full cover of common people by pulp for the background of the cooking segment just for this masterpiece because I cannot find it anywhere. It’s so perfect.
Whenever I feel like shit I just come back to this video and I can’t even explain it but it’s like everything just falls back for a few minutes and I actually feel just pure joy, joeys smile is contagious and I love this video with my whole heart
Jaskier: How’s my singing? Geralt: it’s like ordering a pie and finding it has no filling Jaskier: offended Also Jaskier: can’t even bake a pie that has no filling
I've come back to watch this again because today, after spending 10 hours on a cake that had so many problems along the way that I considered simply ceasing to exist, my dog jumped on the counter and ate half of it. I tried it and it wasn't even a good cake. I feel these emotions now
I did not know what to expect going into this but omfg I have not laughed this hard in a while. I knew it was going to be good after "people always ask me, 'Joey, you're so good at baking.'"
It’s like some weird hybrid between modern day and old-school CZcams. Like if a 2005-era youtuber was thrown into 2020, given a hurried half-ass explanation of all the news rules, and then told to film and edit a video in under 24 hours
@@paulacurtis1874 don't shit yourself, sun. I'm scrolling through comments and can't stop laughing at your pitiful hater whining. Ofc you can like or dislike who the fuck you want, but just for your information we all don't give a damn. So maybe instead of crying how much you don't agree with others just leave and watch something that you like and stop being so pathetic
@@paulacurtis1874 yes, but one time saying that you are "not impressed at all" would be enough. There's no need to lament how much you don't like him. We understood that for the first time. Do you think that people care about your "opinion"? All you said is just miserable and useless weeping
"The first most important ingredient is *love* . The second most important ingredient is... well ingredients...* Joey Batey fans: *TAKE NOTES EVERYBODY, TAKE NOTES*
A - PROFESSOR, COULD YOU PLEASE LEND US SOME MORE PAPER PLEASE?!? *To the person next to them* : should we also tell them that people are laughing their minds out?
Joey reading The Witcher book is what he looks and acts like when he’s paid to behave. The Witcher Bake-Off is when he’s given a camera and told do what he wants with it and ends up channelling the his own Horror and the Wild album into it because the HORROR and it’s FUCKING COCK WILD!
so basically the most important ingredient in baking is actually just swearing very loudly at your trashed kitchen until a miraculous tesco birthday cake appears, and isn't that just beautiful?
I love how Google just suggested this video again after all this time, definitely needed a good laugh. Joey, I'd be amazing if you did some sort of sequels to this 😁🙌
@@tabbycarter5637 context: our kitchen is very crammed and my mum places her metal coffee pot on the toaster because there is literally no space anywhere else i then took the bottle of oil which was behind the toaster bc we needed it for the cake, put it back, accidentally put it on the switch of the toaster (which you didn't see from where i was bc it was facing the wall and as i said, the space is crammed and tiny), badabing, badaboom, the pot heated up, melting the plastic of the toaster
>Makes one classy youtube video >themes it after the Witcher show in which he is taking a part of. >uploads once >refuses to elaborate >leaves What a man.
When you realize Joey Batey is more chaotic than Jaskier ever could be.
At this point, they are the same person
And poor Madeline gets the brunt of it lmaoo
@@dududududududududududuhesa5341 HAHA
And I love it lmao
Jaskier trying to survive in modern day after Ciri accidently sent him to the future
Accidentally ? Sure...
ahahahah, man, u made my day 😂
This comment actually killed me
@@destineysmith7809 oh No, when's the funeral?😆
wy did they changed it to jaskier?
The fact he came, created the channel, made this video and then never ever came back, is the most chaotic thing about this
Joey is a man of mystery and chaos. Pure pure chaos. And forgotten passwords.
@@FaultAndDakranon 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude we need more
You...are fogging right oO
And he has almost 60 thousand followers. This is awesome and insane!
Geralt: I'm back from the store- what the fuck did you do.
Jaskier, sobbing while eating cake:
Yennefer, filming: i'm putting this on youtube
yes
Geralt cleaning the kitchen like "Hmm.. Fxck."
The Witcher:XXIst Century
Ciri: Yeah, Lambert and Coen put him up to this.
Geralt: Why didn't you stop him?
Ciri: *points at Yennefer*
@@CainEverest fair enough 😂
Can we talk about how Joey Batey creates a CZcams account just to post this video
and getting 24.6k subs?
XDDDDDDDDDD
I really want more
Please let this be canon
May be .... back to future XD
Jaskier is doing a really good job of playing joey
Enter Films shhhhhhhhh
Lol
😂
I looked for this comment after I watched one certain edit of Jaskier
This comment is the best
That he is
i accidentally skipped forwards to him stirring with a cucumber yelling “WHY WONT YOU FUCKING DIE” and i’ve never been happier
i'm starting a petition to get joey batey and henry cavill on the next season of 'The Great British Bake Off (Stand up to Cancer)'
Where do I sign? They'd josh each other so much.
HELL YES
signed sealed and delivered
Where do I sign away my soul?
No one:
Joey Batey, an intellectual: Meat is the opposite of cake
he's not wrong tho
WackieKebab exactly, and that's what makes him an intellectual
2020 is taking a toll on everybody
A piece of cake is the opposite of a grind of meat.. So pate is the opposite of cake.
i read this comment at the EXACT time he said it
Geralt, come fetch your bard. He's broken.
Woof Awoof This just made my day, lol
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
IM CRYINNG 😂😂😂
Lol
You right!!!
Well, didn't they had an argument
I'm just appreciating the image of a man covered in batter and flour, looking absolutely dishevelled panickingly buying a pre-made birthday cake at Tesco 😂😂
And the random ever disappearing and reappearing lasagna noodle on his back
I don't know how Madeleine managed not to laugh at him the whole time. I bet she has a lot of practice with his craziness
We Stan a professional
Gods, but I love this man. Jaskier isn't even a character, they just put Joey in a doublet and let him loose.
'Let him loose' as if he's a wild animal lmao 🤣🤣
He is of sorts...
@@taylorhammond3578 Don't deny that our bard is feral ;)
Jaskier is Dandelion....its a polish word for buttercup but since the English translator felt 'buttercup' didn't suit the bard's character he changed the name to another yellow flower 'dandelion'.....which seemed to suit him better according to the translator....so yeah jaskier is a character
Sorry for the info dump🙈
@@shreyaghosh4598 Is this... are you making a joke that he's a wild plant not a wild animal?
Joey: “a lot of people ask me, wow Joey, you’re so good at baking” That’s not a question Joey 😂
Lee Ward peak comedy 😂😂😂
But the Dutch did it anyway
I stopped the video immediately to comment the same exact thing and this is the first comment I found 😂💀
the more i think about it the more i laugh
They ask him where the pie filling went
I followed this recipe. But I'm vegetarian so I swapped the meat for chickpeas. Worked out great though. The only real difference in the end was that my cake said "Merry Christmas"
Oh wow, mine said "happy Easter" not sure what I did different. Though I think he added two eggs, I used three so that might be it.
Nice profile pic
Ur gross
You can't have a full control over the letters on the cake. That's the magic part of baking.
Damn mine said "sorry I slept with your sister" Idk how that happened probably bc I used off brand flour
does this man literally just have a lute standing there? This man just radiates chaotic jaskier vibes.
No bc one of the reasons he got cast as Jaskier was bc he was the only person they could find who owned and could play the lute
He's almost MORE Jaskier than Jaskier himself- or just all the Jaskier. Yes, just all the Jaskier.
Its his character what u expect
They saw him, casted him and just told him to stand there and be himself.
Yeah he plays the lute in real life too
So, this is what Jaskier has been doing after his break up with Geralt.
Interesting..
You made my day
@@skalarion7973 I am Glad. :-)
I prefer to call it
*”The mountain divorce”*
@@jasontoddsleftthigh5378 fun fact the mountain breakup is a legitimate tag on ao3 :)
@@j_fenrir omg
Geralt: Builds his first gaming computer
Jaskier: mental breakdown at baking a cake
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
To be fair, baking is way more complicated then building a stupid gaming pc.
- an engineer
@@dustrider9306 maybe you should engineer something else if you think thats the case
@@dustrider9306 My guess is that you have not had great success in the cake baking arena?
@@dustrider9306 engineers don't make cake they built shit that made the cake for them
"Madeleine, we've got so many leaves" is definitely my favorite bit.
You know you're in some trouble when the SUGAR has gone bad.
I’m pretty sure it was salt
Good thing he checked right after pouring that ungodly amount in that metal helmet 😂😂
@@Rocky123698745 yup that's the joke, congrats x))
“I started making it... had a breakdown… bon appétit!"
James Acaster everyone!
James!!!!
Joey: "The second most important incredient... is incredients."
Me, taking notes:
TheLynx WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!!!
If he would've said "time" then...
Gaunter o'Dimm has entered the chat.
I’m honestly just so concerned for Madeline’s cupboard door.
same me, destroyed the kitchen
I had that cupboard, trust me if you live in the humid countries, you dont want that there, the moist plus the termites just slowly decimated the wood
“Oh, the sugar’s gone bad”
It’s actually impressive that he managed to do that
Yen: Why are you friend with Jaskier he´s so melodramatic
Geralt: Jaskier is not melodramatic!
Jaskier:
sorry, but geralt would be the first one to call jaskier drama queen :DD
also, unrelated - relationship between geralt and jaskier is my favorite part of the show and i can't wait for more development in next seasons!
Jaskier is not melodramatic
He is feral
most bards are.
Falka 23 have you read the books or played witcher 3?
Things I didn't know I needed in my life until now: Joey Batey screaming "COCK" 18 times
I can't believe you counted
@@sigridhorn2408 I guesstimated for comedic effect but if you're telling me that *you* counted and my number is right I'm gonna yell
@@ccRask Nope. Sorry. He yells "FUCK" a lot, but only cock about four times
Ladies and gentlemen..... We need this man as our next Doctor!
Now obsessed with the idea that the Doctor is masquerading as Joey Batey who is pretending he isn't actually Jaskier.
oh my gosh he would be FANTASTIC, that or as a companion if not the doctor
Fuck yes
YES he'd be so funny.
Obviously this is all glorious, but for some reason the line “do we need BEEFS?!” just destroyed me.
Also like a glimpse into my kitchen while cooking anything, though at least my final product tends to be a bit more edible. Other than the time I dumped an entire freshly-baked cheesecake on the floor and sat there sobbing while the dog ate it, so thanks for those flashbacks.
*Beeves
Alternate title: Joey Batey is having a mental breakdown in his kitchen during the quarantine.
Gold
Centurion better one: Jaskier trying to function without Geralt
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
joey and madeleine out here messing up their kitchen to cheer us all up
Molly Fuller bless them both
Joey just radiates so much chaos energy and you can't hate him because those round eyes forbid you to.
Finally, a cooking show I can relate to.
Expectation : Joey Batey making a decent cake
Reality : *British Howtobasic*
My favorite comment now
I was looking for this kind of comment 😂
HowtoBritish
I just said to my wife this is like Jaskier making a HowToBasic video lmao
So true
Alternative title: Joey Batey losing his mind for almost 7 minutes
Just.. Joey Batey. Just name it "Joey Batey" people will know.
"Joey Batey being himself"
Change "mind" to "honor"
"So how do you want me to play Jaskier?"
"Be yourself, just little more normal!" :-D
The voice break on “happy day” broke me
Alternate title: Jaskier trying to prove Geralt wrong about that bit about his filling-less pie
Geralt being forced to film it so he can get his djinny djin djin
WHY IS THIS HIDING IN THE REPLIES AND COMMENTS, IT SHOULD BE FRAMED AS ARTWORK
This 100% 😂😂
"YOU NEED A NAP!"😂
Ur speaking the words of a god rn.
Henry is being a quarantaine housewife.. Joey is being the husband who wants to cook for his wife..
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This comment
Is Joey married? If so send me the link to the website last time I check he wasn’t married
@@aridoak6772 I believe he's still married to his work. But if he did get married, I'd expect to only get confirmation when an interviewer got really insistent about the new ring he's wearing.
Him at the end, absolutely defeated, and going "I don't even LIKE cake.😭"
😂
Leaves...Madeline, we´ve got so many leaves...
Can he just get an award or anything for this masterpiece?
Joey, screaming: mADELEINE WHERES THE BAKING PAN
Madeleine: *about a foot away from him behind the camera*
When that’s your birth name and you have a mini freak out thinking that he’s talking to you through the screen 😂
*accidentally rips door off hinges*
*throws entire egg into bowl*
*tastes sugar, immediately swears*
"Where does flour come from? It's probably potatoes, but where does flour come from?"
*viciously stirs "batter" with wrapped cucumber*
"WHY? WON'T? YOU? DIE?!!!"
"Madeleine, where's the... ba...king....paaaaan?"
*drinks straight from bottle*
"I really hate cake"
@@paulacurtis1874 you must be fun at parties.
Sugar? That's salt. He's doesn't even identify it, he just says it's off. Brilliant.
thats not sugar thats salt, ive never seen sugar in a plastic bottle like that in the UK
There is no better way to spend the last two hours of 2021. Than watching Joey try and bake
I love that he had to cut after he dropped the book because he was about to start laughing.
That bit of Joey aggressively chugging down a wine bottle while covered in cake dough and flour speaks to me on a spiritual level
It is me while I am cooking too.. so it is relatable af
@@ls4692 Just while cooking? Its me at this very moment.
When in doubt pour one out😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
henry : shows what he cooks / makes in quarantine and it all looks delicious
Joey : t h i s
Where does he show it?
@@literaIIyshy instagram
Tori so he’s a gamer, a hunk, has a jawline that could cut diamonds, loves fantasy, AND can cook?
I’m pretty sure at least 40% of the guys on CZcams would go gay for him.
@@stingerjohnny9951 not to mention his smile that could cure Cancer
Kaboom Baby that’s the whole reason he chose the Witcher series and wanted to play Geralt, he played all the games before knowing the show was going on. He apparently almost lost a callback due to a WOW raid XD
this being my introduction to the witcher series is peak 2020 vibes
Oh.. oh wow.also, Joey and Madeleine have a band called The Amazing Devil. You're in for a treat.
The 3rd season of "the Witcher" looks great!
Mostly impressed by how Madeleine didn’t die laughing filming that 😂
she's use to have joey around, so... i think he's always doind something like that (without the desaster around, of course)
I'm not saying we desperately need bts of this, but that's what I'm saying
Cuz who's going to clean
@@heart1114heart uhm him obviously? You trash your room and expect other ppl to clean it for ya? Don't be ridiculous.
@sarrou Marbeu it was a joke 😑
Henry IRL:cooking pics with dad puns
anya and freya: lightness itself
Joey: exactly the same as Jaskier if Jaskier had access to TikTok and Taio Cruz's Dynamite
YEEEEESSSS
@@andreahardin7521 wtf bitch stop commenting yes everywhere
Oh Jaskier would love Dynamite
@@Paraboiia your negativity is not welcome here.
Are there videos of the other cast members baking?
The level of commitment. I’m pretty sure he recorded and produced a full cover of common people by pulp for the background of the cooking segment just for this masterpiece because I cannot find it anywhere. It’s so perfect.
Whenever I feel like shit I just come back to this video and I can’t even explain it but it’s like everything just falls back for a few minutes and I actually feel just pure joy, joeys smile is contagious and I love this video with my whole heart
Oh hi, hard same. This video makes me feel good. Please tell me you know his band The Amazing Devil.
@@FaultAndDakranon of course I know about the amazing devil! I’m a massive fan of Their music it’s beautiful put together
@@ash_is_well Oh yes. and their voices. My word.
Jaskier: How’s my singing?
Geralt: it’s like ordering a pie and finding it has no filling
Jaskier: offended
Also Jaskier: can’t even bake a pie that has no filling
U just made my day.
"I really hate cake"
I just died
Joey Batey 🤝 John Mulaney 🤝 Brian David Gilbert
Exuding 'God has released me into the Wild and is hunting me for sport' energy
This is so specific yet so accurate
i.. this is too accurate
I would like to add Robert Pattinson to this list
BDG is a secret treasure held only by youtube
Brendan Lee Mulligan
I've come back to watch this again because today, after spending 10 hours on a cake that had so many problems along the way that I considered simply ceasing to exist, my dog jumped on the counter and ate half of it. I tried it and it wasn't even a good cake. I feel these emotions now
I did not know what to expect going into this but omfg I have not laughed this hard in a while. I knew it was going to be good after "people always ask me, 'Joey, you're so good at baking.'"
Can we just appreciate the fact that he destroyed his kitchen to bring us this masterpiece
Appreciate? He made a huge mess, and wasted totally edible ingredients. I think that screams stupid.
Heidi Sherbet it’s called a joke heard of it
@@chunkylardex2284 You think it is FUNNY that someone wastes edible food that goes straight into the bin?
Heidi Sherbet I think the video is funny also he wasted significantly less than he could’ve
Heidi Sherbet
Go donate to a food bank if you’re so pressed
Why this have such a weird "old CZcams" feeling even though this is an actor it so good.
Jojo Reference he’s an actor with a good sense of humor, that’s how XD
Bcuz he's an actor
It’s like some weird hybrid between modern day and old-school CZcams. Like if a 2005-era youtuber was thrown into 2020, given a hurried half-ass explanation of all the news rules, and then told to film and edit a video in under 24 hours
TheMadWrldEffct that description could not have been better, and it’s hilarious 😂
Stinger Johnny rhank you ^^
Joey, you had me at "big fat metal helmet." You are one of the best parts of The Witcher. Keep on keeping on, dude.
I'm starting to think he wasn't even hired to play a part. I think they just found him and said "you".
when jaskier doesn’t get attention for 2 minutes
Dramatic bard-_-
Are you, perhaps, short of a marble? 😂
A marble?!?!?!? That would be a whole bag! 😂
He was like “imma post and leave”
I can't get over him doing the smolder look through the whole intro
If this doesn’t explain the state of all us during this quarantine, I have no idea what does.
Pretty much 😂
Ur username😄😁
Amy and Rory kinda quarantined too 😭😭
Imagine that it's Witcher modern AU where Geralt and Jaskier are roomates and that's what Ciri recorded
That would be kinda cool
After quarantine they have to get together and do that!
damn now I want to read it xD
KP I wanna read that fanfic...get writing XD
"A lot of people ask me 'Wow, Joey. You're so good at baking.'"
I love how Joey made a channel to post this video and then just disappeared
They don’t call him Joey Bakey for nothing
You are a madlad and I love it
I spat on my laptop's screen after reading this
He is most certainly baked in this video so yes
Hacking Joey’s account to pin this comment rn
The screaming and all of the "OH COCK" has me dying
@@paulacurtis1874 okay? He's an actor of course he is.
@@paulacurtis1874 don't shit yourself, sun. I'm scrolling through comments and can't stop laughing at your pitiful hater whining. Ofc you can like or dislike who the fuck you want, but just for your information we all don't give a damn. So maybe instead of crying how much you don't agree with others just leave and watch something that you like and stop being so pathetic
@@paulacurtis1874 yes, but one time saying that you are "not impressed at all" would be enough. There's no need to lament how much you don't like him. We understood that for the first time. Do you think that people care about your "opinion"? All you said is just miserable and useless weeping
I am such a fan of the mood that it is: creating a CZcams channel to show us this genius of a video.
They could not have picked a more chaotic person to play Jaskier and I am here for it
So this is how Jaskier is coping after The Mountain™️
No. We don't speak about that. Mountain what? I don't know and you definitely don't as well.
We don’t talk about the mountain divorce
The mountain never happened. It was all a bad dream.
What mountain do you speak of
There is no war in Ba Sing Se.
oh hi....
you caught me...
reading...
*_LITERATURE_*
It was at that moment I knew this video would be gold and I was not disappointed
IT'S NOT EVEN LITERATURE. IT'S AN ALMANAC. I love this chaotic man
Joey is just one accident after another and is perfect
The thing about this that makes me laugh the most is that he's literally so stressed and for what 😃
"The first most important ingredient is *love* . The second most important ingredient is... well ingredients...*
Joey Batey fans: *TAKE NOTES EVERYBODY, TAKE NOTES*
A - PROFESSOR, COULD YOU PLEASE LEND US SOME MORE PAPER PLEASE?!? *To the person next to them* : should we also tell them that people are laughing their minds out?
✍✍✍✍✍✍✍✍✍✍✍✍✍
Jaskier trying to learn how to live after his breakup with Geralt.
Kaeya
Composing burn butcher burn after chugging a bottle of wine and crying for three hours
How very DARE hahahaha
This is like “How To Basic” Lite ver. ft. Joey Batey-
Alternative Titles:
1. Man vs Kitchen, Kitchen Wins
2. Man tries desperately to convince audience he can cook and fails terribly
"WHY. WON'T. YOU. DIE." He screamed, while stirring his batter with a wrapped cucumber
Sounds like a quote from a random fanfic.
He has awakened his inner oblivion guard
MISHYNA I wanna read that fanfic XD
Always wrap your cucumber before you beat your batter👌😂
@@maryquitecontrary9669 lol
Joey reading The Witcher book is what he looks and acts like when he’s paid to behave. The Witcher Bake-Off is when he’s given a camera and told do what he wants with it and ends up channelling the his own Horror and the Wild album into it because the HORROR and it’s FUCKING COCK WILD!
Bless this comment
I know. You can tell he's done stand up. Every thing he says had a joke in it, mile a minute, and the editing! Masterpiece.
They should just give him context info from the books and let him improve being Dandelion, hed kill it.
@@robsealsey5052 please. Oh pretty please. Joeys Jaskier is so much less objectifying/rapey than the original.
that singular one banana in 1:27
If I say embarrassing things about how talented our blue eyes boy is, d'ya think he'll show back up just in time for us both to be mortified?
so basically the most important ingredient in baking is actually just swearing very loudly at your trashed kitchen until a miraculous tesco birthday cake appears, and isn't that just beautiful?
The pure chaotic energy in this, the fact that it looks like a swearing compilation, every single aspect of this I-
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YOUR PROFILE PICTURE AND NAME IS PERRFFEECCTT TOO
Perfection.
I love how Google just suggested this video again after all this time, definitely needed a good laugh. Joey, I'd be amazing if you did some sort of sequels to this 😁🙌
Burn kitchen burn…
How he screams at the bowl with the cucumber in his hand, "Why won't you die!" has some beautiful Oblivion Npc Dialogue engery
Adrian Pallamar “engery”
Adrian Pallamar AHAHAHA OMG I AM GLAD IT ISNT JUST ME THAT THOUGHT OF OBLIVION
You win the internet
god of war
That's a zucchini.
my girlfriend and i tried baking a cake today and apparently joey's spirit possessed us because we SOMEHOW managed to melt our toaster
happy day
I'm sorry how the fuck do you manage to melt a toaster?
@@tabbycarter5637 context: our kitchen is very crammed and my mum places her metal coffee pot on the toaster because there is literally no space anywhere else
i then took the bottle of oil which was behind the toaster bc we needed it for the cake, put it back, accidentally put it on the switch of the toaster (which you didn't see from where i was bc it was facing the wall and as i said, the space is crammed and tiny), badabing, badaboom, the pot heated up, melting the plastic of the toaster
@@HuffleFluffy haha, honestly i feel like thats kinda impressive 😂
teilzeitpunk that’s...amazing 🤣
Maybe don't use your fucking toaster to bake cakes.
jaskier really is just joey being himself in a doublet isn’t he
It's been 2 years and this video is still my favorite thing ever
I hope to god Henry Cavill does his own version of this
Dragon Scales
Yesss!
I woundnt mind seeing Freya Allan (Ciri) and Anya Chalotra (Yennefer) giving it a shot as well.
YES PLEASE
yeEEeEeE
I love how Joey acts like he's never eaten food before, let alone made it.
“madeleine, we’ve got so many leaves”
>Makes one classy youtube video
>themes it after the Witcher show in which he is taking a part of.
>uploads once
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
What a man.
When you go to watch the Witcher because of Geralt and after a week of brainstorm find yourself here and listening The amazing devils.
every other witcher bake off: one min top
joey being extra: almost seven minutes
The hero we needed
I would like it but it's at 666, so i won't ruin such a beautiful number :^
theres MORE?!
@@mariaswonderland yup
czcams.com/video/fBSGy_3MrrM/video.html
I knew this was gonna be a disaster the moment he said, “A lot of people ask me, wow Joey you’re really good at baking”
knew this was gonna be a disaster the moment he said, “Oh hi."
I knew even before clicking on the video
I somehow knew, as a child, long before any of this existed, that this would somehow come to pass.
I knew.
reminds me of donald trump's presidency...
5:15
Jaskier when Gerald leaves him at the top of the mountain
Instructions unclear, my cake looked good instead.