Seinfeld The Bizarro Jerry - Kramer gets a regular job
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- čas přidán 31. 03. 2009
- Kramer Takes Care of the Business. Disclaimer: this video doesn't belong to me, but to their authors, specifically Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, producers West Shapiro Production and Castle Rock Entertainment. The show has been originally broadcasted by NBC and it is distributed by Columbia Tristar. I only cut this sequence and translated it, as to serve my fellow Romanians, and to make a point for my articles in my blog at training-vanzari.ro. Therefore, it is for educational and information purposes only, not for a commercial benefit. More: once a cut is seen, the viewer is looking to see the whole movie, so it may act as an advertising stunt for the producer. Thank you, beforehand, for help and understanding.
I love how Jerry says "It's 8:00 in the morning" like that's a ridiculous time for someone to be up eating breakfast.
He also has issues with someone having dinner at 4pm, 'the early bird special' his parents go to!
Well, it was Kramer making breakfast at 8 a.m. hahahaha
Keep in mind Jerry wouldn't keep "normal business hours" since he works in the entertainment business. Comedy clubs are open at night.
For an artist's schedule 8 am its bed time.
@@KatiaKossiak
Odd sleeping hours lead to cancer city. Your body needs a good 8h rest at night (daytime sleep isnt as productive due to noise and light) to work properly
Left out the best part.
Sorry Kramer, we're gonna have to let you go.
But I don't even work here.
That's what makes this so difficult.
lmfao
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Ya know that last part makes me wonder , does he know kramer didn't work for them officially but liked him because he helped the workplace environment, or does he not know and he just likes Kramer, but has to fire him anyway
kewrock loved that part 🤣
Thats in there
i love how kramer being normal is still more funny then anything else on tv
Working for free ISN´t normal ... x) ... just sayin
Sometimes work is its own reward.
Why have we become so money hungry in this country???
+solunasunrise, in the US it's becoming more and more normal.
oh great, more politics - fuck off yanks, keep it to yourselves
@@ToneLa - Ha. Im American and i agree. Just watch the fucking show and laugh
Henceforth when people ask me what I do at my job, I have a ready answer: "TCB."
Lmao I'm not the only one
I also like to use George's tactic about looking annoyed at work. People really do think you're busy!
If you read the subtitles it's actually 'AGT'
AGT is Am Grija de Truburi
timjthru
LMAO the subtitles are in Romanian, bro. Seeing how the OP is writing in English.....as are you....how about we just say the TCB part in English too?😂
Kramer at the bar is how everyone imagines themselves at a bar 😂
Lol 😂
@@dannyrichards6233 lol I'd just settle for having friends.
He was probably telling them the Bob Sacamano story.
The best part is how Jerry gets so lonely throughout the episode without him 😂
This job is killing you,…. It’s killing US
He becomes the neglected stay at home wife lol
@@couldntcareless2602 Heereee we go.......
KRAMER
You cooked?
JERRY
[calm] I ordered in. It's still effort.
KRAMER
[in pain] Ow! Jeez!
JERRY
What's wrong?
KRAMER
{Ow!} It's my stomach.
JERRY
You're probably gettin' an ulcer. This job is killing you! It's killing Us.
KRAMER
[putting briefcase down] You know what? You're right. These reports, they can wait a couple of hours. Whadda say we go out tonight? Any place you want.
JERRY
The coffeeshop?
KRAMER
You got it, buddy.
JERRY
[pleased] I'll call George!
"Some of us have to work in the morning" - Kramer
Brendan Bierman what? What year is it? How long have I been asleep?
@@venomtang Kramer is across the hall, he doesn't technically share a wall with Jerry not sure what he does in his apartment would be able to be heard by anyone else.
@@joemckim1183 you for real?
Joe McKim technically they do indeed share a wall, the live at the end of the hall jerrys bedroom and bathroom back up to jerrys apartment
looks like taking care of business or doing nothing is popular in offices. It took some time to superiors to realize that Kramer is just having fun, he is not really doing anything useful
"Jerry you know this is my busiest time of the year"!!!!
"You've only been there 3 days"😂
still laugh...classic
Its your third day.
I love that Kramer was likely giving that presentation in an empty room.
The shot of him hanging out at the pub with the other workers is brilliant
My favorite scene in the montage, for sure.
Yes shoutout to the midget with glasses peeping over.. giving it a shot 🥃
Them using this song a year later when George is faking being handicapped is good too.
Ha George's stint at Play Now. He was riding a company issued scooter
@aginor name of d song please
@@watso-007 morning train
@@trevorhsieh7029 thanks alot
Classic Jugdish
''What year is it? How long was I asleep?'' Lmfao
GyroLamb ... this episode was called “Bizarro Jerry” could’ve been
“Man Hands” or
“Kramer Gets a Job”
André Brown only in a Bizarro world does Kramer ever work a 9-5! They got the name right lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂
25 years ago
It’s Coronaville
I've watched every episode of Seinfeld at least 5 times and it NEVER gets old. I don't think another show will ever top it.
Agreed.
Five times? Them's rookie numbers.
you gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers... I've been having the entire show on my HDD for over a decade and I'm watching 10-20 episodes each week. Been doing it since I've got the show on my HDD over a decade ago so you do the math.... "5 times" lol
Jerry isn’t funny at all.. George is who makes the show funny.
I think you've commented on the wrong clip :)
_"How long have I been asleep? What year is it?"_ LMAO
Always loved the level of trust jerry has with Kramer, let’s him have unlimited access to his home with no restriction. Whilst everyone else had to knock to get in.
Remember what Jerry said. "Were neighbors what's mine is yours." Lmao
George and Elaine also had keys to Jerry's apartment. There's a scene were Jerry's parents are staying with him but Jerry isn't home, and Elaine unlocks the door and walks in. That's when she gets Helen to take a urine sample for her.
Demetra Siountris that’s rare. She normally rings and jerry buzzes her in
I love the opening where Kramer is in Jerry's apartment and progresses through a series of crazier events, spilling things, riding the bike on the wall through the apartment, arguing with a guy on the street and holding a tea party haha.
@@yellowblanka6058 Yeah, one of my favourite Kramer moments. This was one of the last episodes in season 9.
I work in a grocery warehouse where they play the same songs on rotation on a regular basis. Every day I hear "my baby takes the morning train" I laugh and think of this scene
Gotta keep your spirit up somehow 😸
Must be a Kroger. I always hear it in there and think of George going up the stairs at Play Now.
Same.
Me too! Every time I hear that song I "bust-a-gut!"
Same! I work in a grocery store though.
I love how he just accepts the two guys pushing him back onto the subway
Actually he wanted to get in.
He is trying to get in. Isn’t it normal in the US to wait for people who are leaving the subway before entering it?
@@LOLLYPOPPE I think that's the joke. Kramer, being Kramer, doesn't know subway etiquette.
Artie Ghatavi that’s cause he’s never done peak hour
Shows how clueless Kramer is, just how long it's been since he's worked, heh.
I love how its his first day at a job he doesn't really work at...and it ends drinking at a pub happy hour lol
who wouldn't want to go drinking with kramer!
@@jacekicksass Especially if he’s gonna tell his pants story!
It must cost Jerry a fortune having to supplement everyone for their food!
+Muttley he earns '' that kind of money '' as a comedian, so he is ok
+Muttley And washing their dishes, and getting awakened by the bums rattling around in the kitchen at all hours, and....
But imagine if Kramer and his friends weren't in his life. Jerry would be BORED. He'd hate it. So really it's OK because they enrich his life. I mean if you had Kramer living across the hall, using your apartment like it was his, yeah you'd be annoyed and half the time you'd hate it, but really you'd be happy to have him in your life. Kinda.
I think as a comedian it was like a gold source of material, so It paid off in the end for JerryJerry
Jee Cee Productions logic:
Multiple people leeching on a guy, stealing food from his fridge and randomly using his apartment for whatever they want, whenever they want.
JCP: Oh that is outrageous. Poor guy.
Multiple people leeching on a guy, stealing food from his fridge and randomly using his apartment for whatever they want, whenever they want, but he is jewish.
JCP: Yeah thats okay.
1:21 LMAO he says "there's white here, but no green"
Thats TCB
haha never even listened to what he was saying lololo
Probably seen this a dozen times, but could never really hear him! Too funny!
LOL
Now I hear it lol
I love how when Kramer first gets off work he immediately goes to Jerry's apartment 😁🤣😂
That's where his food and drink is.
I love it at 1:32 where he's eating his crackers, looking around the office, and kind of rocking back and forth in his chair. Just watching him is absolutely hilarious!!
That was his Kenny Rogers Roasters rock.
I feel like Kramer is the most outgoing of all the characters. He literally just lives life to its fullest.
He's the least horrible of the four. George and Elaine are tge worst
Jerry is so amused by him. Its a show within the show 😀
I'm 37 Now and watch this show every 1-2 Years from start to finish and i always laugh my ass off. It's just brilliant :)
IIISentorIII same I’m 24
@@darkness2160 :)
You sound like fun with a definite try new things ideology. Regards Coco the monkey 🐒
@@PP-gy8gg well he started it!
😁
This show was pure genius..
"Oh and listen...could you keep it down to a low roar! Some of us have to work!" Hahaha what a idea by the writers to reverse Kramer's role as a working man for few days
:)x💝
This, along with The Merv Griffin Set, and other episodes represent the surrealism of Seinfeld that helped make it so special.
I love how he laughs at his own jokes. He laughs the hardest
The way he says "crackers" on the way out gets me every time.
Yup. Great example of comic timing.
I feel like this, finishing my bachelor's in biz at age 36. Gonna try to get a job and have no idea what I'm doing lol.
Being 36 and still having no idea what you're gonna do is a position I don't wanna be in.
That's not what I said is it? I said I've chosen a career path, only don't understand all the material yet. Not I have no awareness to ever improve my standing.
36 is the new 26 👍🏽
Don't worry about thing.
Just do it otherwise you'll be traveling down the boulevard of broken dreams.
^ Yep haha.
Just like how he lights up the kettle to make sure Jerry gets up and sees what's going on. He doesn't sip on anything and eats his scrambled eggs piping hot. Kramer is the man.
I've been drifting aimlessly myself since COVID and not going to work every day. There's so much truth in here. One of the best
Thanks to this episode, any time someone asks me what I do at my job, I respond with "TCB, takin' care of business!"
"You know this is my crazy time of year!"
"You've been there three days!"
Not in this clip, but my favorite part.
You don't sell the steak, you sell the "sizzle"..
ima use this....LOL
The... frizzle
Sad thing is, Kramer got more work done at his FAKE job than most coworkers I’ve had at LEGITIMATE jobs!
More than George at his time with the Yankees
@@paulblartmemecop7218 More than George at any of his jobs.
"Could you keep it down to a low roar - some of us have to work"
Epic Kramer. Going to work, cooking at Jerry's, leaving a mess behind each time, crackers in the briefcase.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the amount of work to set that 30-second montage of Kramer at his job?
Not too much, actually. He doesn't actually work there; he just kicks back and eat crackers, ha ha.
“TCB” I personally use this line all the time 😂
Its Elvis's
I'm Kramer when I eat a sleeve of Ritz.
not figuratively?
"oh and listen,can you keep it down to a low roar.....some of us have to work in the morning"
So Jerry and Elaine were still going at it at night in this episode?
I love how he left his dirty dishes on Jerry’s counter top lol
and then his dirty clothes
Adding TCB certified to my resume
There was a time when I knew every single dialog and monolog in Seinfeld by heart. Because I kept watching the entire series again, and again, and again .. Just a few seconds of any episode was enough to identify it immediately. And now just enough time has passed for me not to remember how every episode ended. Which means: I can watch it again! Woohoo!
Kramer is my most favorite sit-com character of all-time. He's just so funny, cool and charismatic. I wish I could be like him.
hexagon523 be 6'4
Nultari Well I'm 6'2" ...almost there lol :)
He's 6'3
He has a thin lanky frame though so it makes him appear even taller.
Lol "why do you think he never had his own show like Jerry Seinfeld" you can literally say that about 99% of all actors and actresses who were on TV shows in their careers. Just because someone is on a TV show as a main character it doesn't mean they'll go on to have their own show you moron. You don't hear about him for the same reason you don't hear about Jason Alexander (George) or all the other Seinfeld characters, they're older now and at the end stages of their careers, I mean he's like 70 now. Lol wow you're an idiot.
That gasp after swigging back the Johnny Walker black gets me every time 🥃😵💫
"Some of us have to work"
He had wanted to say that all his life
You know this my crazy time of the year!
It's your 3rd day..........
The best part of this episode was when he gets fired, and he tells the guy that he doesn't really work there and the boss tells him that's why this is so difficult.
“Could you keep it down to a low roar” 😂😂😂
A few years ago I applied for a job doing back office work for a big box retailer but was offered a position in sales that I was woefully unqualified for. For some reason I took it and I always thought of this scene every time I would come in, actively avoid talking to customers, bullshitting them about the differences between ovens and vacuum cleaners that I didn't know when they did talk to me, doing nothing but looking through the catalog, pretending to straighten up my area and talking to my co-workers, raking in the training pay for a month until they rightfully fired me.
Fickle
Haha
And now you're the president of the USA
2:08 when he tries to be cool drinking the scotch after his workday lmfao
I love how later on in the episode they bicker to each other like a married couple. Comedy gold.
To Jerry Seinfeld, 8AM is the crack of dawn.
Its like he barley works
To the unemployed/underemployed, entertainers and such yeah, 8am is early
Seinfeld was a night owl.
the Kramer character was fantastic
Seinfeld has arguably three of the best TV characters of all time: George, Kramer, and Elaine.
George for being unapologetically self loathing and lying to get by. Kramer for his physical comedy and happy go lucky approach. And Elaine's character because of how ahead of times it is in American TV.
And ironically, the standup comedian is usually the straight man to the others.
Since watching this scene, I always hear "Morning Train" in my head when in the subway lol
Me too! Lol.
Everytime I hear that song on the radio, this scene plays in my head
It's almost as if you have no business training at all
"Well.....just tryin' to get ahead"
But I don't even really work here..that's what make this so difficult
You don't need business training to be a CEO, you just need to be able to manipulate people. Look at Trump. Great business mind? Hell no. Great manipulator? Yep.
@Sam Crubish Boy you sure told me. Don't worry, I'm sure Trump will start doing those rallies for you again soon, that should make you feel better.
@Sam Crubish But you were fine when it was a government led by Trump's executive orders, right hypocrite? Slog off. Nobody cares.
love it when Kramer gets a drink with his work buddies
He's never worked so everything he's saying and doing is what he thinks he's suppose to say as the working man.. including the scotch with ice at the end
Probably good for him that Mad Men started afterwards or he'd be drinking even more during the work day.
That… that was the joke…
Actually he used to work at a bagel shop until they went on strike.
1:40 he looks like he heard the funniest joke ever told...
marwen naceur Kramer is so stupid:D
@@jons5205 your stupid.
I believe he's the one who told it
Goodfellas can't even beat that joke scene!
And what’s with that woman’s head with the glasses on behind the partition?
The boss only appears briefly, but he's got some good lines.
"It's almost as if you don't have any business training at all."
No show will ever make me laugh so genuinely
Kramer looks good in a suit
This job is killing you, it's killing us! Elaine is off in the bizarro world, George only calls when he needs something, I'm sitting home alone with dinner that was for..... 2. You cooked? I ordered out, still takes effort.
I relate to this episode so much, that's life
Ain’t that the truth
I love the way Jerry plays that line. Like the bored housewife complaining to her workaholic husband.
What's amazing about Seinfeld is that every character could in one episode be incredibly suave, confident, sophisticated, or generous, and then in another episode and context be completely neurotic, ignorant, selfish or helpless. In almost all other shows, especially sitcoms, each character has a very fixed role and identity.
Something about Kramer, trying to mimic the functions of living a normal life is so entertaining.
One of the greatest sideshow actors of his time. He stole the show more often than not. Underrated talent.
Him and Don Knotts
No, he's highly rated.
Legendary talent!
"Forget my briefcase"
"What you got in there"
"Crakers"
"😏"
This is one of my favourite episodes, later on Jerry acts like the forgotten housewife at home waiting for the husband to come home from working back late every night and being resentful.
If I don’t get those done by 9, I’m toast. ::pehhheeii::
Kills me every time 😂😂
One of my favorite bits ever. He was just being an normal dude and it was still funny
I always wondered how Kramer paid his rent
most likely hes a small time pot dealer.. makes sense when you think about it
H.E. Pennypacker
In the episode ""The Visa"" George mentions that Kramer ''fell ass backward into money'' whatever that means
Yeah, considering all of Kramer's schemes to get big money always fail in the series. Maybe he got a ton of money from his coffee table book about coffee tables
you don't need money when you're that charismatic
I love that they have him giving a oral report at work. What in God's name could he be talking about?
"white here, but no green"
That would be so interesting not boring for sure.
I know there's lots of contenders, but this really is one of the best Seinfeld episodes....
Ghoopty The Susie is not one of them.
The Betrayal might be one of my least favorite. Kinda gimmicky with the backwards stuff.
When he loses the subway battle it's like he gives up and let's the human current wash him out to sea
That's exactly what happens!
He was acting a fool at the bar 😂😂
LOL!!!! I needed to laugh today😂 LOVE THIS SHOW
I just watched this episode randomly today.
*CZcams knows*
This was probably one of my favorite Kramer moments. Close 2nd is turning his apartment into the Merv Griffin Show
Everyone loves Richards in Seinfeld. He's like a big brother. :)
This was the best episode ever.
Him cleaning his shoes from the water cooler is absurd and funny
I wonder how Kramer Survives. HE DOESNT WORK!! 😂😂😂😂
I think Bob Sacamano is his benefactor.
Seinfeld was the best show ever! Kramer is one of a Kind!
And they were able to find Kramer and hire him because of ZipRecruiter!
- Did you notice lately that Ive been drifting aimlessly?
- Now that you mention it...
Kramer is hilarious 😂 always thinking that Jerry's apartment is his, and even funnier is that Jerry lets Kramer use it like it's his❤❤
I worked on a project with a manager just like Kramer ... he was the wildest guy I ever met
More please. Regards from Australia
"How long have I been asleep? What year is it??"
"Some of us have to work in the morning."
That's me!
I like how sitcoms are geared to relate to people who not working while remaining comfortably afloat is normal.
someone needs to make a gif for that laugh
+rash s wow, I don't belive someone actually gone and made it. thank you very much !
Funny detail that Jerry thinks it's unreasonable to be up at 8am lol
Considering he’s a comedian and probably doesn’t go bed until 2 or 3 in the morning 8am would be early.
I saw the Romanian subtitles and instantly smiled. Didnt expect to see that. Brought back good memories of my visit to Brasov. Multumesc.
Definitely the Bizarro World. The real Kramer doesn't wear watches; he goes by the sun.
My baby takes the morning train!
TCB, taking care of business.....😂😂😂
Jerry has an absurd amount of cereal in his cupboards.
I love how it’s his third day and he’s already at happy hours with his work friends