"Never mind who I am. I know who I am. Do you know who you are?" Mike's an alright character, I just wanted to see Sid in more episodes. He was hilarious.
Agree, he was funny! " Moving cars from one side of the street to the other dont take no more sense than to putting a pair of pants! My question is: Whos putting your pants on? "
Jerry is convicted of first-degree murder while Mike becomes the main character, leading to the renaming, "Moffit." The series was soon canceled due to extreme phoniness.
The New York Times had this to say, “With the core cast of Seinfeld mostly intact, one would think “Moffit” would be a hit. However, what we have is a cheesy knock-off of “Seinfeld”, with the main character lacking any of the charm or charisma that was ever-present in Jerry Seinfeld. In fact, one could call the show “Bizarro Costanza”, as Mike Moffit is just a low-budget George Costanza, but without the nuances that make George such an iconic character.”
That's why it's such a great show. Basically every episode has a new character who is very unique with real personality. They also don't overuse their side characters to the point that they lose their flair and uniqueness.
The black guy who parked cars was very funny! " I think his name was Sid. Never mind who I am.. I know who I am.. do you know who you are "? I love that kind of dialogue!
Mike Moffit (Lee Arenberg) was hilarious in this episode, it's too bad they didn't write him into more episodes. He could've easily become George's Newman.
The best Seinfeld one-off character. I really believe the pain he felt when Jerry slammed the trunk on his thumbs and the fear when he got stuck in the trunk
7:16 I like how Jerry didn't even put effort in making his laugh sound real, but just for the effort to make it sound diabolical. Julia on the other hand nailed her's in both ways
Sid parks cars for a living, makes a fortune. He remarks that every time George parks a car, something bad happens. Last time, when George took over Sid's responsibilities while he was away, he set off car alarms and smashed Jerry's Escort rental car into an ambulance.
@Big Riff No, I hate the character. Why are you commenting on other people's comments about a 25 year old show? Don't you have anything better to do yourself?
I had a friend like Mike Moffit. He was constantly in "Mike-kissing-Jerry's-Ass" mode like at 2:27; the insincere compliments, the phony laughter, everything.
Am I the only one who thinks Tim Watley is annoying? It has nothing to do with Bryan Cranston. He’s great. But my friend and I argue about Tim Watley all the time. I find him annoying. But I do love when Jerry sneaks into his party and is asking everyone if they’re dentists hahahah.
I actually met Lee Arenberg (actor who plays Mike) at a con once and i said to him "You know, you were completely right...Jerry is such a phoney" he replied "Haha, thanks brother" and we high fives.
I've seen this episode so many times and now just realized that Mike Moffitt is played by the same actor from pirates of the caribbean, he did an amazing job.
“Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony.”
😆🤣😂
Every Detroit Piston fan would agree.
😆
@@brianwhittig4206 He begged me.😳😳
And Jordan took that personally
@@rrajdippawskar9853HE BEGGED YOU?!!
Racist asshole said it with a stereotypical Northeastern black accent.
Thats why I love Seinfeld. They had a memorial for a person that never existed and people actually showed up. Its so out there.
What??
@@micahclawrence lol what do you mean “what”?
@@inutero10 i commented before finishing the video. Completely forgot about the whole suzie death plotline
To me it sounds a little, how you say, phony.
@@internetonsetadd use it in a sentence
I love how collectively Mike Moffit has less than 8 minutes of screen time in the entire show yet is one of the most memorable characters
Just like Bookman the library cop, he appeared for barely 4 minutes yet he's seen as an unforgettable God by fans of the show. 😂😂😂
Because elephant never forget
He's a real phony.
@@jayell8253 thats what the anagram of part of his name says Moffit = foMi
Your wrong....your a phoney
"You're gonna have to go to work!"
"I don't have a job!"
"NEITHER DO I!"
RusiTonkkari77 not sure why you’re bringing politics into this. It’s really pathetic.
RusiTonkkari77 did u rlly just use the word trumpist
@RusiTonkkari77 Humor is only humorous when there's a degree of truth to it. Nice try though, libtard.
RusiTonkkari77 Trump 2020
@RusiTonkkari77 ACTUALI THEY ARE MORE LIKE SOCIALIST LIBERALS
"Never mind who I am. I know who I am. Do you know who you are?"
Mike's an alright character, I just wanted to see Sid in more episodes. He was hilarious.
Agree, he was funny!
" Moving cars from one side of the street to the other dont take no more sense than to putting a pair of pants! My question is: Whos putting your pants on? "
@@aronlakehill George: "Sid, I put my pants on."
Sid: "I don't believe you. If you can put your pants on, you can park a few cars!"
Tropic thunder?
I worked with a guy like Sid. Very funny and very dry sense of humor.
@@thomasthomas2418 with a history noone would believe. Like a war hero or something.
Jerry is convicted of first-degree murder while Mike becomes the main character, leading to the renaming, "Moffit." The series was soon canceled due to extreme phoniness.
Awesome
Fun fact, he plays "Pintel" in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, the short fat pirate part of Barbossa's crew.
@@nahor88 I thought he looked familiar lmao
The New York Times had this to say, “With the core cast of Seinfeld mostly intact, one would think “Moffit” would be a hit. However, what we have is a cheesy knock-off of “Seinfeld”, with the main character lacking any of the charm or charisma that was ever-present in Jerry Seinfeld. In fact, one could call the show “Bizarro Costanza”, as Mike Moffit is just a low-budget George Costanza, but without the nuances that make George such an iconic character.”
no body no murder weapon no motive jerry is gona walk
I like how all these guest characters were all written with an edge to them, they never wasted an opportunity to add a little more spice to the show.
Who told you to put the balm on!!!
the timing is spot on every time with their one liners. Every episode is practically epic in its own separate world of comedy.
That's why it's such a great show. Basically every episode has a new character who is very unique with real personality. They also don't overuse their side characters to the point that they lose their flair and uniqueness.
The black guy who parked cars was very funny! " I think his name was Sid. Never mind who I am.. I know who I am.. do you know who you are "? I love that kind of dialogue!
"That's what I want to know about it."@@joelluongo7419
LOL, George comes face-to-face with another George. Mike is basically Kramer's George.
Joe Paragon Lol! That's so true! They're both short bald unemployed men. They're both stubborn and hot tempered.
Holy shit, you're right! I never thought to look at it like that before!
Also, it I can see that George has some of Frank's temper.
Than what's Newman Kramer's Elaine?
@@davidholzer4155 newman is the creepy neighbor who lives above you. he hasnt really done anything bad, but nobody likes him anyways.
"She was murdered by JERRY SEINFELD"
"Not only that I broke his thumbs"
"I'll die out here!" Classic Costanza line lol
George is funnier with that line than all of that phony Mike Moffit's lines.
"It's all water near a bridge." LOL.
Awesome line
It’s all water under the fridge
@@marzdizzle8093 Yeah it is, but since Jerry is still mad about it, Kramer says it is water near a bridge.
a comment from 5 years ago haha
that was a line from TPB @eve ruby
I love how Kramer thought it was possible Jerry purposefully broke his thumbs lol
"It was an accident"
"Oh is that what you call it when somebody doesn't pay up?"
Love Kramer's snub of George. Yeah, yeah. I know him.
"Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony"....WHY'D YOU TELL HIM!!!!??!??!!
Mike Meraglia "use it in a sentence"
Mike Meraglia he begged me!!!!!
Audie T "HE BEGGED YOU!!?!!??"
Well bully for you!
hahahahahaha
Mike Moffit: Man, that Michael Jordan is so phoney!
Yelling at Kramer: “Why did you tell him?” 😂
"You're eventually gonna have to go to the bathroom! "And you're gonna have to go to work!" "I don't have a job!" "Neither do I!" *LMFAO!*
Yeah we saw the video
My fav line in this episode is when jerry comes out and says... "Indiana" to george
Seinfeld is one of few shows where every character no matter how insignificant or significant to an episode is memorable and entertaining.
The 90s was the perfect decade!👍😎🤘
Your thinking of the ‘60s … child
Mike Moffit (Lee Arenberg) was hilarious in this episode, it's too bad they didn't write him into more episodes. He could've easily become George's Newman.
(testing): "Hello, ... Moffitt!" (steeped in contempt).
Newman is geroges newman
@@inutero10 George is George's Newman
"Not only that,I broke his thumbs" I love Jerry's face
I crack up every time at the way Jerry declares he knows that Mike called him "a PHONY!"
And Mike immediately knows Kramer blabbed about it.
3:37 The way Moffit turns around so fast kills me lol
Use it in a sentence...
I love that guy's frantic voice; he almost seems like he would've done a good George too
he is perfect to spice up the series. wish he was written into more episodes during the run of the series.
You're both insane, he sucks ass. His voice is incredibly grating.
@@fad1969 PHONY
I know. Mike seemed like he was going to stroke out at times!
You know when I saw him on Pirates of the Carribean, I couldn't stop laughing cause of the Mike character.
5:24 LOL. I never heard Jerry singing George's answering machine theme before.
TheGoonsies What's to say, it's catchy!
I sing it almost every day🎶🎶🎶
Mike Moffit is basically what happens if George got a little balder, a little shorter, a little angrier, and a little more pathetic.
And a little,and a little.. 😂
@russellcollier8202Cringe, bud. Cringe
Not at all. The characters are nothing alike. This character was so awkward, one of the most out of place characters in the entire series.
@@marcbasil why cringe?
...and a little more... _phoney?_
"You're going to have to go to work!"
"I don't have a job!"
"Neither do I!"
Too funny!
Man that Michael Jordan is so phony!
WHY’D YA TELL EM?!!!!
And he says it with an accent.
@@skwisgarskwigelf7191HE BEGGED ME!!!
Just brilliant storytelling. They don't make them like they used to.
Never mind who I am, I know who I am, do you know who you are?
This one line accidentally inspires Ben Stiller action movie.
+Catnip Yeah which one?
***** oh OK thanks that movie is funny!
how about those nicks
hahaahah LOL now i really wanna try it :P
"It's all water near a bridge"
I don't know why that line cracks me up so much
I think because it's supposed to be: water UNDER the bridge😂
Because it's a misquote, like MOOPS!
Jerry has almost completely forgiven him
"It's just water under the fridge"
-Ricky
@@petejt & the bubble boys' father is out there hauling youhoo 7 days a week 🤣😆😝
I just love Mike Moffit
It's George's space because he is driving Jerry's car, parking in front of Jerry's building. Mike is the guest. He needs to find another space
DeathScab MortSkab 死亡疤痕 but what about Sundays and holidays? Should you have to pull up ten car lengths to the first space?
@@wolfgangwisconsin6538 After he engaged in conversation instead of parking...he automatically voided any claim he had on the spot.
Lies it's the street anyone can park anywhere
it was not Jerry's car.
@Henk de Tank haha YES! try to park like that on an NYC driver's test and you'd fail.
The face he made when his thumbs were broken is one of the funniest things in all of Seinfeld.
Not only that I broke his thumbs
one of the greatest follow up lines
The best Seinfeld one-off character. I really believe the pain he felt when Jerry slammed the trunk on his thumbs and the fear when he got stuck in the trunk
He wasn't a one-off.
You misspelled "worst."
He was in 2 episodes and definitely wasn't the best.
@@fad1969you a derp
Evil laughing was the best lol
Chris Lewis specially Elaine's laugh
i wish i knew what the bumper sticker said that was so funny
I love this show... that laugh was like when he stole the bread from the lady and ran away
at 3:32 the way jerry yelled PHONY is killing me
Mike Moffit was on only two episodes and in my opinion they both rank in the top 10 funniest shows in the series.
Mr. Peterman is one of my favorite characters
Love it. "Use it in a sentence...."
7:16 I like how Jerry didn't even put effort in making his laugh sound real, but just for the effort to make it sound diabolical.
Julia on the other hand nailed her's in both ways
The shear force of George’s honk is enough to make worlds collide
Seinfeld 😂 the best comedy sitcom ever.
I absolutely loved Mike. I truly wished he had more screen time. Beautiful acting
Truth. For a guy with only 4 minutes of screentime, he's memorable. But then this is Seinfeld, everything is memorable.
George was right about the parking spot.
He wasn’t that good. So many superior characters
I don't know, man, he seemed like a big phoney to me, tbh.
My favorite part is the black guy. "Nevermind who I am, I know who I am. Do you know who you are?"
😂😂😂
He is the guy the “parks” the neighbors vehicle around the hood.
Are you a real fan... maybe your a casual fan .. THE BLACK GUY NAME IS SIDNEY! or did for short..
sid was hilarious
Sid parks cars for a living, makes a fortune. He remarks that every time George parks a car, something bad happens. Last time, when George took over Sid's responsibilities while he was away, he set off car alarms and smashed Jerry's Escort rental car into an ambulance.
I love when George gets angry
I love when pretzels make him thirsty
"George is getting upset!!"
i like how the frame cuts jerry's face after the outburst, after seeing the bloopers now i know he never really contained the laugh lol
I miss this kind on NYC...
“Never mind who I am, I know who I am, do you know who YOU are?!” 😂😂
His outbursts are so violent and hilarious
I wish they used this character more. He's like a more intense George with a really short fuse
Good thing they didn't. He's awful.
@Big Riff No, I hate the character. Why are you commenting on other people's comments about a 25 year old show? Don't you have anything better to do yourself?
@@fad1969 you commented on someones opinion also🤡
@@clutch7548 What the hell does this mean? You don't even know what I was replying to since that guy deleted his comment. Move along now.
@@halomaster9640You're their all-time best seller!
What an amazing character. They should've kept him. He reminds me of Ben Stiller in Friends
They had the best guest characters on this show - the actors were great! 👍🏻
Agreed! My favorite was Jon Lovitz as Gary Fogel.
This show was great
Imagine Mike and George in the backseat of a loooong car ride.
The best show ever!! The characters were all amazing
He was in “THE WIZARD” !!
One of the greatest 80’s movies EVER!!
"When does Daylight Savings Time start?"
"I don't know, they just tell you the night before." 😂😂😂
When I saw him in pirates of the Caribbean I thought I seen him before but his British accent was so convincing I thought he wasn’t Mike from Seinfeld
Yes! Pintel was my favorite character in those movies
7:36 the way Peterman arrives, so downtrodden and heartbroken over this non existent person dying looolll
I had a friend like Mike Moffit. He was constantly in "Mike-kissing-Jerry's-Ass" mode like at 2:27; the insincere compliments, the phony laughter, everything.
Reciting lines from Seinfeld in the CZcams comments section is more joyous to me than the day my son was born
The hat and the Indiana Jones joke slayed 😅😂🤣
Everybody has a Mike Moffit in their life
"Man that Michael Jordan is so phony."
Why'd ye tell em!?
He called me a phony. That's when I took it personal.
Mike Moffitt! These NYC situations are so classic and hilarious.
John Pelletier Haha...have involved the cops for such.
I love how people didn't care about hitting jerrys car, as if you wouldn't notice if you bump into a car lol
people don't care hitting and dumping Hyundai cars in the sea as if those are garbages on wheels.
@taxid3rmy Black Saab rules! So long, jackass!
@@yamyas Where do people do that? Why not sell for scrap metal?
In New York, they really don't. My mom says you know you've backed up far enough into a parallel park when you bump the car behind you.
I came here for this comment. This episode had me wondering if people nonchalantly hit each other’s car on a regular basis.
I loved Mike Moffit; he's one of my favourite minor characters. I've always wished they'd done more with him:-)
He was also pintel in pirates of the Caribbean
Love the delivery of "I'll die out here."
I saw one Seinfeld clip and now I'm on like number 100😅😅😅there goes my productivity.
Believe it or not, George isn't at home ♪
When he sings it it sounds like “jizzin at him”
Please leave a message at the beep.
Jason I must be out
@@raamanujan2113 where could I be??
@@gerardoapaza3969 Believe it or not, i'm not home.
This show was so golden and genius
Didn’t know Seinfeld had a Breaking Bad crossover
Ironic you say that seeing as how Bryan Cranston played a memorable role in the show.
@@johnnybravo8129 i think even Jerry dated Skylar on this show too.
@@SiccDeville yes he did! Good call I remember that too.
Am I the only one who thinks Tim Watley is annoying? It has nothing to do with Bryan Cranston. He’s great. But my friend and I argue about Tim Watley all the time. I find him annoying. But I do love when Jerry sneaks into his party and is asking everyone if they’re dentists hahahah.
@@SiccDeville that was george lol
This actor always reminded me of a friend's dad. Such a great character. I wish he would've been in more scenes!
I actually met Lee Arenberg (actor who plays Mike) at a con once and i said to him
"You know, you were completely right...Jerry is such a phoney"
he replied
"Haha, thanks brother" and we high fives.
Who the fuck are you to badmouth Jerry Seinfeld behind his back?
GeorgeUK84 jeez. Calm down, man. You're giving me some crazy killer vibes, man.
Rolling Thunder you should have kept that in the vault....
That story is phony
True Bromance
- But I'm backing in, you can't put it in headfirst!
- I CAN IF I HAVE ROOM!
I absolutely love that Jerry was signing the George Isn't Here song.
It took Julia like 15 tries to keep a straight face through the funeral scene!
George: I don't have a job!
Mike: Neither do I!
I love it how Jerry never really makes a big deal about money...
Jerry didn't want to reach down in his pocket and get the money
The hat on Newman is so funny
That Michael Jordan line is so random I love it LOOOOOL
02:20 cracks me every time !! INDIANA :D
5 years later and Mike still has the same hoodie.
I've seen this episode so many times and now just realized that Mike Moffitt is played by the same actor from pirates of the caribbean, he did an amazing job.
I can't believ how many classic lines are in this.
3:33 I love when Jerry screams in anger.
Mike sure moved up in life. Became a crew member on the black pearl
The best part for me was 1:26.. the way George reacted to Mike beeping the horn, then the way he beeped back at Mike was straight up hilarious! lol
This is one of the BEST episode 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Indiana Jones vs Breaking Bad on Seinfeld.
What the HELL are we starin at?!
🤣
XD
What…?
God this character is just too funny.
***** Then no wonder.
+Blue Whovian cool!
May I ask you how can you distinguish when he's saying phony from funny? I,m no native English speaker. Thank you.
It's not that he said phony the moments with him are funny. Arguing with George, and others moments.
He sucks.
Well you're gonna have to go to work!
I don't have a job!
Neither do I!
Gotta love the low stakes duel.
This guy is one of my favorite characters ever on this show
"It's all water near a bridge" haha 😂
Still a classic in 2021
Yeah it's all water near a bridge 🤣
Before he became the one who knocks, he was the one who parked.