Kramer Pretends To Have A Job | The Bizarro Jerry | Seinfeld
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- "Look, Jerry, I don't know if you've noticed... but lately I've been drifting aimlessly."
From Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 3 The Bizarro Jerry: George uses Susan's death to pick up women. Elaine's new friend is Jerry's exact opposite. Jerry's new girlfriend has manly hands. Kramer pretends to work for an upscale firm.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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Kramer sitting at the center of the afterwork happy hour cadre after a single day of work is my spirit animal.
Huh.. I always hated being in the centre of things
@@MilkeyMilksCornerwhy not
@@MilkeyMilksCorner or can it?
@@redman958after all, people ARE animals.
Kramer is definetly an animal
@@MilkeyMilksCorner
Kramer and Jerry arguing like a classic married couple is hilarious. 🤣
That was the intention.
Don't explain the joke.
I don't get it
Kramer : N-
I found it really boring and annoying, I think "It's Always Sunny" did the same concept WAY better with two guys going to work someplace they don't really belong and the comedy that ensues.
"It's eight o'clock in the morning what's going on" lol he says that like it's 4am
He’s a comedian for nightclubs, on the rare days he works he’s probably not getting home till 3 in the morning
I know, I was usually already at work by that time.
i dont think comedians get up at eight
@@guguigugu Well, Jerry can't be THAT much of a late riser. On the show where George was taking a vacation even though he wasn't working, Jerry said "How can you take a vacation when you're unemployed? What, do ya need a break from gettin up at eleven?"
Nah....
Maybe more like barely 6am or just past sunrise
Left out the part where he walks in, goes straight for the Hennigans and asks Jerry and Elaine to keep it down to a low roar. ..."some of us have to WORK in the morning!".. 😀😀😀
Just watch the episode
😂😂😂
@@doct0rnic no
Hilarious!
@@doct0rnicwatch deeznutz
“TCB. Taking care of business.” Lol.😂😂😂
Kramer's life is a Choose Your Own Adventure book
It must be thrilling to be kramer
"How long have i been sleeping?
what year it is?"
Jerry is hilarious 😂
He did a great job with his bewilderment. That moment reminds me of when he says "This is like that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up and he's the same but everything else is different!"
George says "Which one was that?" and Jerry goes "I don't know, They were ALL like that!". 😀
Always gets me!
No he isn't. Larry David is
@@BennyNegroFromQueens This is season 8. Larry David was gone.
Theyre funny lines, but he isnt a really good actor is he? It always feels like hes falling out of character.
I love how Kramer doesn't need a job for money. He needs it for structure.
Jerry, I don't know if you've noticed, but lately, I've been drifting aimlessly.
Now that you mention it...
Kramer should be an intern
Yeah
If I ever won the lotto I would still work, too. For the same reason. Having somewhere to be is a powerful thing.
Well he eats for free at Jerry's.
"I don't even really work here" such an iconic line and one of my favorite lines from Kramer
"That's what makes this so difficult" is the more clever line.....
"You don't sell the steak, you sell the SIZZLE!"
“Well make mine a double.”
@@12Blueace "Nice job K-Man!!"
When I rule the world I will give you all a thousand acres.
Giddiup
You guys are funny. 😂
My favorite part is where Kramer's pointing at the chart. If you listen carefully he points at the white bar and says "there's white here but no green." 😆
Logic checks out
Stonks
2:03
Tbh, i’ve heard stupider comments in some meetings i have attended 😂
Kramer going to work to the sound of 9 to 5 (Morning Train) is one of the greatest Seinfeld moments, ans that's saying a lot
Same music George had when he was "handicapped" at PlayNow!.
I love the subway and the bar bit
@@bossfan49I think of both of these whenever that song plays.
The pseudo-relationship scene between Jerry and Kramer was pretty great too
@@chaosawaits It was like they were living out the scenario from an earlier episode where Kramer lectures Jerry about what it's like being married.... "You know what you do at dinner time? You talk about your day!!!"
Morning Train will always make me laugh because I always think of this and George pretending to be disabled to work at Play Now.
No it doesn't.
@@scarygary-qq1pjwhat?
It really doesnt
That’s where it’s from, i wasn’t sure
Seeing Kramer having a job is definitely bizarro
Mr. Leland: I'm sorry. There's just no way we can keep you on.
Kramer: But I don't really work here.
Mr. Leland: That's what makes this so difficult.
*My favorite thing ever*
Why would Leland care if Kramer just hung out all day?
My favorite line of the whole series.
@@llarmstrong783 Maybe his report structure was contagious.
The comedic timing was perfect
Crazy thing is that type of dedication is what you need,guys who want to work and don’t want to get paid for it 😂😂😂
Kramer getting carried back by the surge of people getting off the train had me rolling
it was so smooth like he was on rollerskates or something
@@note_finger the phsyical comedy genius of Michael Richards
Next time my boss asked me what I’ve been doing 100% I’m saying I’ve been doing TCB 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Or working on the Penske File
@llarmstrong783 you are not Penske material
@@DebitAdams Well, we will see about that. Ta ta Tutel
Not "doing TCB". Just TCB.
“Just trying to get ahead” I use that line all the time 😂
Mr Leland : There's just no way we could keep you on.
Kramer : But I don't even really work here.
Mr Leland : That's what makes this so difficult.
Epic 😂
I bet Kramer is Penske Material too.
I could only imagine the conversation Leeland had to others about how he had to tell the dude who was just hanging out to leave
He wasn't hanging out, he was actually writing reports and trying.
Did you see the part about the ulcer?
You are thinking of George.😊
@@travisdonaldstanley6420 Kramer probably did more work at Brant Leland than George did on the Penske File.
''Call if you're gonna be late!''😂😂😂
"Old Man Leeland"
What makes this so funny is that kramer admitted he doesn't really work there when he's about to be let go and the boss says thats why it makes it so difficult looks like they already knew he never worked there but kept him because everyone loved him 😂
“……….it’s your third day?????”
😂😂😂
"What happened to your hand?"
"Like you care."
😂
Was that when Man-Hands grabbed him by the wrist?
@@themajordudes8194 Yep, it was like dating George the Animal Steele lol
Kramer working is the most funny thing seen in Seinfeld😂
Kramer washing his shoes under water cooler tap 😂
The look on the guy’s face is just the cherry on top 😂
"TCB" is still the way I use to describe my position at work. Saves time.
I love how they went into a bromance relationship lolll
This whole chain of events was due to George obsessing over toilets, again.
It’s also why he refused to leave Play Now when he was caught being fake handicapped and wanted to stay for the entire contract. He had private access to one of the best handicapped toilets in the city.
@@beani24329 I love how petty he was. Its strangely relatable. He would rather work in a small office with no AC, in a building where everyone hates him, just so he can spite them and have access to a wonderful bathroom. He could have left with six months pay, but he didnt, and its wonderful.
I like the fact at the end his boss knew he wasn't an employee. But fired him anyway.
lol Kramer with a suitcase full of Ritz.
Who could have thought Kramer would better work relationship at a fake job, then George on a real one.
Kramer was will to give up all his free time for his fake job. George can’t even give up a moment of his for any of real jobs.
He got fired even though he didn't really work there
Watching Seinfeld (Greatest show of all time) is medicine to the soul!!!
It sure is. When I feel stressed or bored, Seinfeld is the medicine I need.
@walden6272 absolutely! I watch it everyday
I love that during the montage Kramer is presenting a report to staff. Like what is he even talking about? 😂
Something about "it's white here, and no green!"
😂
White lines in the chart
"I don't even really work here." That's everybody at Starbucks on a laptop for hours.
That’s what makes this so difficult
lol Kramer looked great in a suit
This show is an AMAZING remedy for anxiety.
"That's what makes this so difficult." Great line.
My favorite part of this whole scene is when he is on the subway, 1:57 he's nearly in there and then just gets bodied out by 2 people.
☺️. Me, too. Loved that scene❣️Happened to me on my mid-1990s Chicago El commutes (upon exiting downtown). I'd get backwards semi-crushed, and I'm a tall, muscular gal. 😅😄
People in New York don't wait until the passengers get off? I thought that was only Kramer for comical purposes 🤔
@@andrasszabo1570
Some folks have zero patience,
however, those subway doors close rather abruptly.
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Kramer crying about the job and jerry be like " it's your 3rd day "😂😂😂
He burns himself on the kettle and doesn't even drink from it.
😂just a morning ritual
@0:15 "a flush like a jet engine"
Sounds like an Al Bundy line.
0:10 ...woah
"Keep it to a low roar, some of us have to get up and go to work in the morning."
What do you do down there all day? TCB. Taking care of business.
I don’t know if you’ve noticed but lately Iv been drifting aimlessly
Now that you mention it ...
I still think this is one of the funniest Kramer side plots in the whole series
jerry waiting for Kramer in the dark is like a married wife waiting for her late husband after work! 😂😂😂😂😂
Ahh! George and his love for washrooms .epic!!
Somebody wrote up a premise for a reunion episode where George made a fortune by inventing an app that would tell you the nearest public restroom, with a rating system, but then he lost half of it in a divorce. 😀
@@bossfan49They did it in Curb instead where he sells the App to Bernie Madoff in a very low ball amount of money who makes it part of his ponzi scheme business, of course after Bernie is busted George sees how much potential it had to make money and he fell for the scam artist. Thats pretty funny too.
@@bossfan49Then he lost the rest to a crooked investor.
@@12Blueace Yeah, I just remembered the app. Couldn't recall the details. 😀
Season 7 of Curb Your Enthusiasm had Larry working on a Seinfeld reunion special which is where the app comes in.
That argument Jerry and Kramer had about Kramer's job is hilariously reminiscent to the argument that Spongebob and Patrick had in that baby scallop episode 😂
Omg yes!!! Wasn't SpongeBob in curlers?
@@joycampi7233He was.
“By the way, you forgot your briefcase!”
Yeah! 😂 A lot of shows were inspired by Seinfeld
Patrick had donuts and ice cream in his briefcase 😂
Good parallel
Jerry: what do you do down there?
Kramer: TCB. Taking care of business
It's like kramer trying that da vinci sleep for productivity in life 😂
Nothing works his way😅
But I don’t even really work here
That’s what makes this so difficult
Gotta love it how he just drops the plates and goes to work. 😅
Jerry throughout the whole show wants to act like he doesnt care about his friends but when his friends are busy with their lives, he's bored
Without them around, who is he gonna make sarcastic comments to? Strangers?
Love the random bar graph with no labels.
I wish I had a buddy like Kramer!! Always makes things entertaining and interesting and it's never dull!!
Long Live, Cosmo Kramer!!
Beautiful timeless comedy
💯
I think this is my favorite episode
Kramer 😂
TCB “taking care of business” 😂😂😂😂😂
1:36
1:36
Nobody on this planet can replace Michael Richards in that role of Cosmo. He is gold. George is the best. Amazing!!
Kramer leading a presentation always gets me. hahaha. I'm sure it made no sense.
Kramer's hilarious🤣💯👍
Kramer has never once set a dish or glass down gently on the table. He always slams it, or let's it drop so it spins and makes noise.
you don't sell the steak you sell the sizzle
So many laughs. So much fun. So many memories.
And who should we thank more that anyone else?????
Larry D.
Lol, Kramer fighting to get on the subway but the crowd pushes back and he just gives up and lets the wave take him out to sea.
In 5 minutes Signified creates such a vivid and dynamic story.
True classic.
My favorite episode: Kramer goes to work...bizzaro Jerry...Man Hands!...George with the photo... unbelievable! This was all in 1 episode😮
“ But I don’t really work here” ..... “ That’s what makes this so difficult”. Lol.
These bizarros episodes are the best from Seinfeld
TCB - I've got to remember that one when someone asks me what I do.
"It's your third day" lmao
LMAO, he can't even get ON the subway! I knew that if Kramer took the subway to work it would never go well for him... 😂😂
Kramer, put the paper down!
You dont even work here ...😂
I'm surprised Kramer owns a suit and dress shoes
Why? He’s got the best fashion and high end clothes on the show
Kramer was the best dressed one.
“Oh no I don’t want any money I’m doing this just for me” 😂
Ive been using TCB at work ever since!
Loved how Jerry turned into a housewife that isnt getting enough attention and time from his workaholic husband lol
TCB time
The fact that Kramer was getting up in the morning and going down to Brant Leyland knowing he didn't work there 😂
"But I don't really even work here"
"That's what makes this so difficult."
One of the golden exchanges of tv history.
This is my favorite episode. All 4 storylines are comedy gold.
This is gold.
Gold Jerry!
“I don’t know what this is supposed to be!”
Makes me wonder what exactly was in those “reports.” 😂😂
Outstanding clip. Had not seen it in decades and had forgotten some excellent details.
This is so good it's insane
“TCB… taking’ care of business”. My actual job responsibilities
I would ask why Kramer is making breakfast in Jerry’s apartment but I think the answer would be more confusing than the question.
Just easier to cook it there than take the food back to his apartment to cook it.
@@bossfan49 😂
It's better not to ask these things.
Missing the "Can you keep it down to a low roar? Some of us have to work in the morning" part
George only calls when he wants something
Great episode! 😂
You know this is my crazy time of the year! It's your third day!😅😅😅
Gotta admit....Kramer looks sharp in a suit...lol
This show was the BEST! So ahead of its time. Have the DVD boxed set and I will watch it at least once a year and it never gets old. I have to say though, that back in the day when we had to wait a week for our next episode it did give you these characters in moderation. Binge watching the series you really realize how terrible they were sometimes.
This was one of my favorite episodes! 😆
There was also a part where at night Kramer came to Jerry' s appartment and warned the trio to keep it down saying "some of us need to work tomorrow"
Sound like a old married couple jarry and Kreamer
That's the joke
@@llarmstrong783is “jarry and Kreamer” part of the joke? 😂
@@akapple3538 No. Typo
Jarry and Kreamer
🤣