Jerry & Kramer Become Blood Brothers | The Blood | Seinfeld
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- "You've got three pints of Kramer in you buddy."
From Seinfeld Season 9 Episode 4 'The Blood': Kramer starts his own blood bank and George works at combining, sex, food, and television.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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Jerry & Kramer Become Blood Brothers | The Blood | Seinfeld
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"I can feel his blood borrowing things from my blood" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
I love that line...lmao
The best part
So much for purification week lol.
So good 😆
Jerry and Kramer screaming 😂😂😂
1:36 ! !
The normal Kramer reaction to someone screaming at him his screaming right back!
Newman screaming at the end of the full episode is good too
“Yeah, I’m borrowing all your Tupperware.”
Cosmo Kramer, ladies and gentlemen.
“Oh?” Lol Jerry doesn’t need much does he.
I love the idea that emergency medical technicians would accept a blood donation from a Tupperware container just because it happened to be right there
I love that you think Kramer didn't do it by himself before the paramedics arrived.
Kramer isn't waiting for the EMT, he's getting that blood rrrrright in there!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Less than 1% donate blood
They take what they can get
😂😂😂 preach blood brother
Kramer is one of those people that if they do you any favors you owe them forever and all the favors you've already done for them don't even count 😄
I know real people who are like this
I can feel his blood inside of me. Borrowing stuff from my blood
This episode had two of the greatest plots in the history of the show - "The blood" and Lloyd Bridges playing Mr. Mendlebaum the personal trainer.
*IT'S GO TIME*
This guy's gonna have me box a kangaroo!
You think you're tough, picking on an old man? Maybe you'd like to try someone your own age?
@@hoosierflatty6435 “World’s Greatest Dad”
Mendelbaum! Mendlebaum ! Mendlebaum!
If I remember correctly, he also gets Newman's blood. 🤣🤣
Would've been nice if this video included that clip where Jerry learns that he has some Newman in him. It feels wrong to make a compilation of this blood story without those three guys screaming together like maniacs. But this channel is somewhat notorious for leaving out choice bits.
@@eduardo_corrochio They have a strict five minute rule. Some things are going to get left out.
@@danthemankhan I know, it's basically a channel for whetting peoples' appetite for the show so that they'll subscribe and watch it or they buy it on disc. But for me it feels lousy when a key moment can't be included just because of the five minute rule. Make the videos seven minutes, LOL. ;-D
The music they're listening to while making the sausages cracks me up! 🤣
And then continued to play on the radio in the car 😅
Same
"OH, YOU'RE SICK YOU'RE SICK!" 😂
"Oh, by the way, when you get back to your apartment, um, try to keep it down because Newman is taking a nap in your bed." 😂
1:04 the way how Jerry got shocked
Jerry screaming causing Kramer to scream is f-kin’ HILARIOUS-gets me every time!
😱🤣😱
First Kramer thought the tomato juice was milk, now Jerry thinks it's blood.
Why don't you shut your shades? They are shut, lol.
Who even needs an entire jug of tomato juice? I have never seen Jerry makin any bloody maries! 😂😂
What's wrong with drinking blood? 😂
Kramer just starts screaming too, lol
Pure comedy instinct
1:00 In an alternate reality, Jerry spent the rest of the series with an eyepatch.
He could never escape being a pirate.
Jerry Seinfeld: But I don't want to be a pirate!
The best part was left out, near the end! Where Newman gives Jerry some of his blood, causing Jerry, Kramer and Newman to scream!
I came here to say this 😩
Aw, I was looking forward to that part!
When Kramer gets caught off guard when Jerry starts screaming and doesn't know what to do so he just joins in with more screaming....Makes me laugh every single time. Lolll
It’s so brilliant. Comedic genius
1:05 the face and sound that Seinfeld makes here is probably about the funniest thing he does in the whole show
1:07 “I’m right here”
“I can see that” 😂 and “when somebody yells heads up, you’re not supposed to actually look up” lol!
Hey Buddy 😄
"Hey buddy... Hey buddy.. Hey buddy.."
Having Kramer blood gave Jerry more street cred with some of Kramer's unsavory friends 🩸
Like Bob Sacamano?
"hey buddy, hey buddy, hey buddy" 😂
Kramer - you got 3 pints of Kramer in ya buddy
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
@@onlynameMrBlank AAAAAHHHH
Love how Kramer takes the opportunity after giving Jerry his blood to leech off Jerry's apartment and stuff even more. Lol!!!! 😂
Jerry and Kramer screaming is so hilarious, I could watch it 50 times and still laugh
I'm taping Canadian parliament on C-span 🤣
Our Parliament is broadcast on C-Span?
"You've got three pints of Kramer in you buddy."
Jerry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kramer: WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
What a great show!!
Yes, it still is....even in 2023! 👍
These guys are legends love them, first time I ever saw Kramer in the early 90's was in "Problem child" loved him since then.
Look up a show called "Fridays"
“ You know Jerry when someone yells heads up you’re not actually supposed to look up.”
The way Kramer says "they're delicious" is so silly and hilarious.
Kramer is a real friend
0:56..............."They're delicious!" 😂😂
Oh man, the funniest part of this was the Mandelbaums, all 3 generations worth!
"The English Patient" episode (our first encounter with a Mandelbaum) and this one, "The Blood", go great together because of the Mandelbaums. Very funny.
@@eduardo_corrochio agreed... And nice handle, BTW... Love the reference to the great bull fighter :)
Even when he doesn't speak, Newman still leaves an impression
That man moves like a cartoon character ripped straight outta Who Framed Roger Rabbit, I swear. I love Wayne Knight 💕
He's the best.
Hey buddy 🤣🤣
Kramer taping canadian parliament on cspan, you just know that was a Larry David line, so obscure like why would anyone want to tape a parliamentary session let alone Kramer lol
I remember when you used to be able have your own blood stored for future use.
It is now illegal for you to store your own blood.
You have to take whatever blood they give you.
I didn't know this till I got sick
1:04 that reaction 😂
I love how Kramer just joins in on the svreaming
My Netflix subscription got snatched from me so this CZcams channel is my livelihood. So Thank you guys
Mandelbaum Mandelbaum Mandelbaum
"Listen to your pulse....'hey buddy!'..."hey buddy!'..."
Jerry and Kramer screaming in unison - I lost it at that moment 🤣
Kramer - blood brother
This guy used to work out with Charles Atlas in the 50's.
1850's?
🤣🤣🤣
I once used it on my supervisor at a place I worked some years ago. He'd been for a long time, so I asked what year he started there and he said '84. I asked "1884?", but he just stood there frozen and seemed upset. Some people have 0 sense of humor. I don't think he ever liked me anyway 🤣
Omg the blood. The blood? K mans blood dripping all over the car 😂
Hilarious.. I miss this show
This thing is BONE DRY!
Only kramer would be recording Canadian Parliament on C-span 😂
1:38 😂
0:42 OH YOUR SICK YOUR SICK 🤣 🤣 😂
it takes 120 days for the blood to get replaced, so it takes this much time for every kramer cell to die in jerry's body
0:57 this has to be one of the funniest Seinfeld moments ever 🤣🤣
How uptight can Jerry be real or extremely
Jerry - I do not want that in here
Kramer's expression when screaming is hilarious
This sounds like a SpongeBob episode, Jerry being Squidward and Kramer Spongebob
1:04 ah
Love these guys.
2:50 🍿🍿 👀
From watching Canadian parliament to making sausages with typical old school organ music a la hockey game music like canadian hockey lol some thinking went into this lol
I love the choice of using the mambo tune "Mañana" by Jackie Davis for the sausage scene.
1:05 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Seriously Jerry!?!
The sausages 😂
Kramer's physical humor and sound effects are really, really amazing. Perfect casting.
The dual screaming 😂😂
"hey buddy, hey buddy, hey buddy..." 🤣
Pudding skin singles....legendary
Kramer: bloodddd at 2:58 LOL
A kidney plus the blood might just about cover everything Kramer had mooched from Jerry up to that point, lol.
Hey buddy... Hey buddy... Hey buddy... 😂😂😂
Them screaming in the hospital is hilarious
1:01 Like The Junior Mint scene when the Junior Mint goes up and flies into the body that is getting surgery done in it.
Oh by the way when you get back to the apartment try to keep it down because Newman is taking a nap in your bed 😂
jerry face at 1:04 LOL
“I do not want that in here.” 😂😂😂😂😂
Them dancing while making sausages in his kitchen made me burst out laughing!!
This has to be the most insane Seinfeld episode. Blooood! :D
Jerry screaming is hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣
Im suprised theyre the same blood type
“I’m taping Canadian Parliament on CSPAN”
Goddamn man, I’m Canadian and even I haven’t watched the life feed of the House of Commons
Kramer really has nothing going on
It's 'Go Time!'
Listen to your pulse, hey buddy, hey buddy
Hey buddy, hey buddy, hey buddy
seriously, how would he not know what's in his own fridge?
Because he buys stuff, and other people are coming in and taking things so you have to check the fridge to see what's left. It's really not complicated.
Because he's a TV character, on a wacky sitcom, and things don't need to be realistic
You can tell right away this is a post-season 7 episode.
I cant believe some fans dont notice the difference after Larry left.
@@Jose-se9pu In what season did Larry leave?
@@flyingdutchman1922 After they wrapped up season 7, Larry called it quits. Season 8 and 9 were produced only by Jerry.
With seasons 8 and 9 it felt like the teacher left the room and the kids went wild. The episodes got wonderfully over the top and wacky. I love those seasons.
Think about it. Jerry has Kramer AND Newman blood inside him
The chaos
1:36 😂😂😂😂😂
1:04 Ah… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:03 - I love how Jerry immediately knows what’s going on but ends up being guilted into stuff, anyway.
Ahhh you cut the best part at 0:24
Kramer: “You know for a fat man, you’re not very jolly.”
All the gangsters in my city borrow my Tupperware and that's okay since we are blood brothers
This is one of the few scenes Jerry's acting felt genuine. Probably because the mere idea really freaks him out
Kramer: "For a portly fella ,you're not very jolly." and calling Jerry fatso 🤣
HEADS UP!
I love how Kramer doesn't ask Jerrry for his Tupperware, he just tells him he's borrowing all his Tupperware.
I wish I had a friend like Kramer!
3 pints worth of friend
Kramer is so generous he just swings and misses yk he means well;-;
Dr. Van austren to the rescue 😅😅