The tribes in Africa were almost always at war. They sold war prisoners, criminals, and debtors into slavery. It was profitable for the African kings and for the buying Europeans/Arabs. It was a brutal & horrible practice but hardly unique; modern race grifters like to think it was unique in the USA but it really wasn't. The triangle trade brought more slaves to the Caribbean than the USA and had equally horrible conditions. The middle east purchased even more slaves than the Caribbean and they arguably treated them even less humanly with mutilations and castrations. The horror towards the end of the triangle trade wasn't really the conditions, those were always terrible, but more the industrial scale; it still took forever to wipe slavery mostly out. Mauritania finally started prosecuting slave owners in 2007 and it was the last hold out. Slavery is still a problem today in the USA because of sex slavery fueled largely through the southern boarder, but the good news is it is becoming rarer and rarer.
The fact some "intellectuals" in the replies here didn't get that it was just a joke that he looked strong... it is even more hilarious to me than the skit 😅
I mean, in those days slaves weren't "people", which is insane because they share a physiology with the whites yet some how aren't the same species? Add the fact they speak the same language as you?
@@AjZ530 The 800$ is adjusted for inflation to 32k$, but it doesn't show how low the average income was (>.>). It was way lower than today, even adjusted for inflation.
@@louisrobitaille5810 I know that. Obviously only people who are already rich will be able to buy slaves but I still thought it was going to be a bit more. Although I suppose since the comment only accounts for inflation in absolute value and not relative value it's probably closer to what I expected Edit: it's hard to find the average salary but most people were laborers so I'll I'll with that. Average daily wage in 1860 for a laborer was $1 which assuming you take a week of in total every year is $358 let's say 360 for simplicity. That means 800 is the equivalent of roughly 2 ½ years wages. In Q4 of 2023 the average weekly wage was roughly $5k, most people work about 260 days a year which equals 37,14 weeks. 37 x 5000 = 185k This is obviously an imperfect calculation and not accurate but it's close enough. It's closer to what I expected but honestly still lower than I thought
@@aliensimulationwhat ya mean based? You mean like what his standards were based on? I'm guessing cause the space was built good in shape and tall. But that's just a guess on what he was bassing his choice on when buying the slave. I could be wrong
@@xzed6394 why thank you, as you know this site is for that very reason and I had to come up with something very mind blowing to say on a site that doesn't effect my life in anyway possible
That one sentence: "I will not have my reputation tarnished selling superficial bigoted slaves!" 😂 Honestly i'm not a fan of these two but that was solid gold.
@@chandu1024 Nope i think a lot of their sketches are pretty low brow or unfunny. But there are a few like this one, where the twists and layers are just so good that i couldn't breathe for like a minute.
I agree, they do a lot of race based humour, which I personally don’t find that funny generally and the amount they do is a bit tiresome, but sometimes they make some real good stuff.
Fun fact, US census data from 1830 records a few thousand black men who owned slaves. I don't have numbers on how many, but plenty of them were former slaves. The unintentional truth behind the joke is a rabbit hole with a lot of nasty, rancid irony in its depths.
Slaves were actually incredibly expensive, $400 starting price in 1850, to $1500 for a prime field hand to $2000 to $3000 for a skilled one (blacksmith,house slave or special talent) yeah it was a fuck d up time to be alive🤷♂️😥
Which is also why 80% of white southern households never had slaves but were yeoman farmers in regions like the Appalachian range. It would be more expensive than buying a Tesla!
They've been frequent collaborators since 2002, and had a show together for a few years since 2012. They're a comedy duo, so there's quite a lot of it!
just before the start of the Civil War, the average real price of a slave in the United States was $25,000 in current dollars. These slaves were going for $75.00-$300.00.
And white overseers of farms were only paid up to $500 a year. Just to give perspective on who actually owned slaves who would each earn their master at least $50,000 a year in today's value.
@@epgamer1145 I'm saying slaves were extremely expensive. Like buying a car. Wealthy people owned the slaves. Just before the civil war In the states where slavery was still legal the ownership of slaves was about 5% of the population. Slaves were not sold for $8 bucks. That's like buying a new car for $300 bucks in today's currency. It's a very funny skit about the value of a slave. However, the writers want us to believe the average person could just stop by and buy a slave when that was never true.
I was up all night last night, staring at the ceiling in some manic state saying "my question is, how did they catch him" and then this is the first short I see when I open my phone this morning. Wtf
can a brother get on lot a 😂😂😂
Brilliant
These days there would be a bunch of thirsty snowbunny pawgs bidding up these bbcs 🫦
Amen 😂
15 dollar 💵
$20
Skipped the best lines. " I will buy that dude" "My question is how did they catch him."
The answer is, bigger dudes. The auctioneer is a front, the much more stuff going in the back if you catch my drift.
The tribes in Africa were almost always at war. They sold war prisoners, criminals, and debtors into slavery. It was profitable for the African kings and for the buying Europeans/Arabs. It was a brutal & horrible practice but hardly unique; modern race grifters like to think it was unique in the USA but it really wasn't. The triangle trade brought more slaves to the Caribbean than the USA and had equally horrible conditions. The middle east purchased even more slaves than the Caribbean and they arguably treated them even less humanly with mutilations and castrations. The horror towards the end of the triangle trade wasn't really the conditions, those were always terrible, but more the industrial scale; it still took forever to wipe slavery mostly out. Mauritania finally started prosecuting slave owners in 2007 and it was the last hold out. Slavery is still a problem today in the USA because of sex slavery fueled largely through the southern boarder, but the good news is it is becoming rarer and rarer.
The fact some "intellectuals" in the replies here didn't get that it was just a joke that he looked strong... it is even more hilarious to me than the skit 😅
My question is ..how did they catch him ??
The first time I saw this clip I saw that line then didn't hear it once and was concerned I dreamt it or something
Drawing the line on "superficial bigoted slaves" is WIIIILD 😂
I mean, in those days slaves weren't "people", which is insane because they share a physiology with the whites yet some how aren't the same species? Add the fact they speak the same language as you?
Everyone has standards, bro. 😅
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(The arrows are the joke)
"i cant sniff" floydy moment
Calling slaves bigots is crazy work 😂😂
"Offence taken!"
After being literally sold 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Political Commentaries are crazy these days
😂😂
"OFFENSE TAKEN"
😂😂😂😂
Best line
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It was "no offense taken"
@@jamesjoe1690 I hope you're joking but if you arent, the short dude said "offense taken"
“Bigoted slaves”💀
my man does not discriminate 💀
Uncle ruckus
People who watch Fox News.
@@-eternalhe just like me fr
@@jamessandoval5843You must watch a lot of see en en.
"Imma go buck wild on the whole operation"😂😂😂
Diiddy style
The average price of a slave in 1860 was $800 (equivalent to $32,000 today) and much more for a skilled slave (blacksmith, farrier, etc.).
In nowdays we are all slaves but people dont see this
@@CzlowiekLasu1989 True,i harvest cotton 14h a day for 2$ a day
damn, thats not a lot of money.. I thought it was gonna be a higher average ngl
@@AjZ530 The 800$ is adjusted for inflation to 32k$, but it doesn't show how low the average income was (>.>). It was way lower than today, even adjusted for inflation.
@@louisrobitaille5810 I know that. Obviously only people who are already rich will be able to buy slaves but I still thought it was going to be a bit more. Although I suppose since the comment only accounts for inflation in absolute value and not relative value it's probably closer to what I expected
Edit: it's hard to find the average salary but most people were laborers so I'll I'll with that. Average daily wage in 1860 for a laborer was $1 which assuming you take a week of in total every year is $358 let's say 360 for simplicity. That means 800 is the equivalent of roughly 2 ½ years wages. In Q4 of 2023 the average weekly wage was roughly $5k, most people work about 260 days a year which equals 37,14 weeks. 37 x 5000 = 185k
This is obviously an imperfect calculation and not accurate but it's close enough. It's closer to what I expected but honestly still lower than I thought
“look at him,what could he pick? A cotton plant is this tall!”😂
1.1k likes and no comments?
Let me fix it.
😅
Yea we watched bucko💀💀
Bro thought he was him💀💀🤓
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A man had standards! ✊
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based 🗿
@@aliensimulationwhat ya mean based? You mean like what his standards were based on? I'm guessing cause the space was built good in shape and tall. But that's just a guess on what he was bassing his choice on when buying the slave. I could be wrong
@@johnfkennedy8281Based on the fact that you get ZERO bitches
@@johnfkennedy8281 *I think he meant "Biased" but instead wrongfully wrote Based..* 😅
Them sucking their stomach in and poking thier chest out when the second guy stepped up 😂😂
I THOUGHT THEY WERE PICKING WHO THEY THOUGHT WERE STRONGER SO I STARTED PICKING WITH THEM UNTIL I HEARD "BUYING"😭
You would have been a great slave owner it seems.
😅😂😂
I think you’re a little dumb for that
You need more history literature
"If its a slave auction, always bet on lot A" 🔥🔥🔥
Bro the jjk brainrot is everywhere now
@aperson9614 this is a one piece quote bruh
🔥🔥🔥
Always bet on Hakari 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@aperson9614😂
The guy is more offended by the insults than the *slavary* . 😂😂
That's part of the joke, yes.
@@arnekrug939?
thank you for explaining - I couldn't figure out why I was laughing for the life of me
@@notmyproblem88 glad I could be of help...😇
That’s literally black people today
“Key your line was “he would need some growing to do first””
Me and my husband used to be crying at this skit 😂😂😂
Where can i find these two show or idk?
@@Lifelessedahmad It's Key & Peele
I'm a gonna go buck wild on the whole operation!!😂😂
"You gotta buy that dude. That's two of me." LMAO
you gotta watch whole skit, they missed the best line "even I would buy that dude
Webseries name please ???@@kishorraika6411
Rappi
@-Cyuu- bro webseries name please 🙏
@@fakebhai9376 Wdym webseries?
"Cotton plant is this tall" 😂😂😂
And the southern accent made it even better 😂
Name of movie ?
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@@welp2313its not the movie
@@welp2313 It's a show called Key and Peele, before that they were on a show called Mad TV
This is without a doubt my favorite skit. Even the full length one.. Not a word is wasted.. Sheer gold!
Comedy perfection built on depraved tragedy. 🎭
"there are 1.5 imposters in the plots" 💀
Webseries name please 🙏
3/5*2 = 1.2 actually
@saltdestroyer bro webseries or movie's name please
@@fakebhai9376 its key & peele and its not a webseries
@@kelpoiscoolA TV show?
"Times when actors werent acting"💀🙏🏻
Bruh💀
Women ☕️
@@Juane9000 blud says women as if he ain't from one 💀 are you a test tube baby or smth👁👄👁
@@Your_pookiieewomen were slaves too at a point so he's just like you😂😂
@@blue_cate And your MOM, right love💗
That they can pull this off with such ease is comic genius....
“Thank you, chef”
“Sorry, chef”
The quality and respect this slave auction owner had is truly something beautiful
Lmfao
Sadly nice things don't last long
I know this is probably satire but I genuinely can’t tell anymore because of the time we live in 💀😭
"Can a brother get on lot A" LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
Edit:I didn't realize I basically stole this comment but I'm glad the original got all the likes
@@Kai_cenats_fore_head this same comment got 65k likes and 28 comments, what's your point?
You stole a quote form the scene. What a brilliant mind you have. Very imaginative.
@@xzed6394 why thank you, as you know this site is for that very reason and I had to come up with something very mind blowing to say on a site that doesn't effect my life in anyway possible
One of the best skits ever 👍🏿👍🏿
I was gonna make a joke about buying them but they literally bought them and idk what to do now
They went from I'd show my buyers hell to why wouldn't anyone buy me. 😂
I mean, it's like being picked last in sports, it hurts the pride man
@@thechosenone8288 exactly, its like being picked last in a sport you don’t want to play.
@@Sun_God_Apollolike, damn, I didn’t even wanna be here and now I gotta watch everybody else get picked first!? DAMN!
NO OFFENCE BROTHER
OFFENCE TAKEN🤨
Damnn i can't believe there is a counter for that sentence😂
and I will used that word from now on 😅
@@iancastillo953school system getting horrible, aint it
I'm guessing you're 75 IQ
“A cotton plant is about this tall 🫳🏾” 😂😂😂😂😂
They are funny
"wish we could turn back times.. to the good old days..."
I will buy you first, sugar buns 😋
Didn’t know kids still use that song for this topic imo
Can buy me? 😘@@givemeyouryummyskin
The devil will always loose
Black people were originally white they just got burned in hell@markwilson422
Acting❌
Nostalgia ✅
Whats the name of this?
@@ashutoshthakur3874 key and peele
💀
Nostalnigga✅
@@nepalivibes1352 top 10 greatest reply ever 💀💀💀
That’s one of the funniest skits these two ever did 😂😂😂
Search the racist country songs skit. That's hilarious
which movie is this ? 😅
@@deeptanusarkar9218 it's not a movie. They used to have a show called Key and Peele. They did skits like that.
@@ParryPickleballking-es2el thanks buddy
The scratch on his cheek as he’s pleading 😂😂
“how does that happen 😐” bro was so deadass 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
-“No ofense”
-“Offens taken” 😂😂😂
How can a person write the same word wrong two times in a different way💀
@@Your_pookiiee fortnite
@@Your_pookiiee its a gift at this point.
That one sentence: "I will not have my reputation tarnished selling superficial bigoted slaves!"
😂 Honestly i'm not a fan of these two but that was solid gold.
Not a fan?
@@chandu1024 Nope i think a lot of their sketches are pretty low brow or unfunny.
But there are a few like this one, where the twists and layers are just so good that i couldn't breathe for like a minute.
Bro likes KKKomedy
@@startenderspacebar😭😭😭
I agree, they do a lot of race based humour, which I personally don’t find that funny generally and the amount they do is a bit tiresome, but sometimes they make some real good stuff.
The best part is...some of them want to get paid for this😂😂😂😂😂
First 3 seconds looks like a game💀
Skipped the best line! “I’d buy that dude!”
Fun fact, US census data from 1830 records a few thousand black men who owned slaves. I don't have numbers on how many, but plenty of them were former slaves.
The unintentional truth behind the joke is a rabbit hole with a lot of nasty, rancid irony in its depths.
What's the movie?
@@user-zq4ts2kl5h it’s not a movie. It’s a key and peele skit. Just look up “key and peele slave auction”.
Slaves were actually incredibly expensive, $400 starting price in 1850, to $1500 for a prime field hand to $2000 to $3000 for a skilled one (blacksmith,house slave or special talent) yeah it was a fuck d up time to be alive🤷♂️😥
Which is also why 80% of white southern households never had slaves but were yeoman farmers in regions like the Appalachian range. It would be more expensive than buying a Tesla!
That’s a whole lot of ramen noodle packets
Well there's a lot of shipping and handling. And also they weren't free. They had to buy them From the African slave markets (run by Africans)
The average price of a slave works out to less than a car today.
1500???? 5$ in 1850 was 150$ now!!! That means they costed over a 100 grand?
This was an actual masterpiece. All hits, no misses.
🎶wish we could turn back time to the good old days🎶😊
Keep wishing there guy lol
"Offence Taken" 🤣
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We need more of these two working together 😂
They've been frequent collaborators since 2002, and had a show together for a few years since 2012. They're a comedy duo, so there's quite a lot of it!
@@ewabiernat5337what's there name?
@@justtimelass8131 it's in the title, key and peele
Watching their Duelling Hats sketch, where they both try outdo each others new SnapBacks 😂 ❤🇮🇪
This is amazing, I love it and need more XD
"offence TAKEN" 😂😂😂
That plot twist at the end was highly unexpected 😂😂😂
My man said Professionals have STANDARDS
These two are a gift to comedy!!!😂
There's nothing these two can't make unexpectedly funny 🤣
No matter how many times this clips shows up ill watch it.
That was pure gold
This was the best skit they ever did imo
That last line broke me lmao
Can a brother get on lot A? 🤣😀🤣
just before the start of the Civil War, the average real price of a slave in the United States was $25,000 in current dollars. These slaves were going for $75.00-$300.00.
And white overseers of farms were only paid up to $500 a year. Just to give perspective on who actually owned slaves who would each earn their master at least $50,000 a year in today's value.
So you’re saying I can buy a ninja for $75?
I’ll be back
@@epgamer1145 I'm saying slaves were extremely expensive. Like buying a car. Wealthy people owned the slaves. Just before the civil war In the states where slavery was still legal the ownership of slaves was about 5% of the population. Slaves were not sold for $8 bucks. That's like buying a new car for $300 bucks in today's currency. It's a very funny skit about the value of a slave. However, the writers want us to believe the average person could just stop by and buy a slave when that was never true.
@@danielberg7644 Or it's also an inflation joke
@@danielberg7644 true.
Hell even now, they are extremely expensive. Probably because most of the world doesn’t buy them.
Imagine this skit airing today😂😂 I miss this kind of humour
"What could he pick? A Cotton plant is this tall " 😂😂
yall cut out the "I'd buy that dude"
I was up all night last night, staring at the ceiling in some manic state saying "my question is, how did they catch him" and then this is the first short I see when I open my phone this morning. Wtf
Why in the world is that what you're saying 😂
@@chargedpanic5979 idk it was like a song stuck in my head.
They always cut the best line. "My question is how did they catch him?" 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.. you guys are crazy creative..
Offense Taken.
😂😂😂
The competition😂
"Give 'em hell 🤝🏾" 😂
"My question is how did they catch him" my favorite line from the original lmao
Nah that's wild ngl 💀
"Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days"🤣😭
well we evolved
I miss the good old days
Your time is almost over anyway yt
@@NightmarePoliceX ?
True man , everyone got less than a 100 rotations anyway 😂😂
Revolutions. 100 days would be tragic
@@NightmarePoliceX Not even close.
I love these guys
His face when he says offense taken kill’s me every time😂😂😂😂
Good editing, basically got the whole scene in a short. This is what a short should be, no part 2 or 3's
Bro that “offense taken” killed me bro 😂😂😂
Dark humor done right 😂
"If it's over... Are we free?"
*Musket hammer cocking*
A man's reputation is everything.
Bro what is Muhammad Ali doing here? 💀
lmao i just realized that
Bro when the slave seller calls you out you know it's bad 😂 boi I'm gone 😭
They don't care about boundary do they😂 Hilarious AF🤣
“Bigoted slaves” truly a man of principle
A man with morals sir 👏🏻
Wish I can turn back time to the good old days 🗣️
Ur gonna be the best character i bet and also love the messy hair
"2 pennies on lot B"
I love key and peele so much
😂😂😂 was not expecting that ending. 🎉
needed this laugh thank you
why is this so wrong but so good at the same time 💀
that one friend:wish we could turn back time.
To the good ol dayys
Name of the movie/show cmon guys share the info.
It's a skit , not an entire movie
@@gharyrivaldo741 damm that’s sad
Thats a pure nostalgia😍
"How does that happen"⚰️💀😂😂
This skit is great, i miss when comedy was about, you know, comedy.
Thank you key and peele
"okayyyyy"💀
"those good old days" 👴
Ayo?
Movie?
어떤 상황에서든 발휘되는 인간의 인정욕구란...😂
This skit was fuckin hilarious 😂
Lucky people 🙂
"Had N-word pass"😢
It's good he's against superficial.