Half in the Bag: Quarantine Catch-up (part 1 of 2)

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  • čas přidán 18. 04. 2020
  • Stuck inside during a global apocalypse, Mike and Jay decide to discuss some stuff that everyone already talked about months ago. In part 1, they dig into everyone's favorite nightmare meme, Tiger King, as well as The Invisible Man, ironically one of the last big movie to play in theaters before they...disappeared.
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  • @mrunfunny4937
    @mrunfunny4937 Před 4 lety +4759

    Every new half in the bag looks more and more like a clip from the lighthouse

  • @mith-rand-ir6555
    @mith-rand-ir6555 Před 4 lety +1840

    Jay out here shaping up to play Obi-Wan.

  • @kurtdewittphoto
    @kurtdewittphoto Před 4 lety +1339

    Coronavirus hasn't done this to Mike, Picard has done this to Mike.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta Před 4 lety +4

      Oh

    • @jpxyUA
      @jpxyUA Před 4 lety +7

      Whatever it was, his acting is making me enjoy the show more and more with each episode

    • @julesbrett7913
      @julesbrett7913 Před 4 lety +6

      I'm just glad star trek fans are getting shit on as bad as star wars fans are by the new visions the franchises are taking

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ Před 4 lety +12

      @@julesbrett7913 Wow, that's petty shit.

    • @explodingtomahawks7589
      @explodingtomahawks7589 Před 3 lety +1

      @@julesbrett7913 Jeez that's pretty vicious.

  • @RCCola979
    @RCCola979 Před 3 lety +247

    “The only certainty we have is that Quibi will flop.” October 23, RIP Quibi.

    • @Prep5242
      @Prep5242 Před 3 lety +25

      man it really died in a quibi didn't it

    • @TheAlienGangster
      @TheAlienGangster Před 3 lety

      So what happens to all their content? Did it get sold to another brand and released physically, or is it just in media limbo forever?

    • @glassmuxxic
      @glassmuxxic Před 3 lety +2

      @@TheAlienGangster Sold off piecemeal to different brands.

  • @scawn
    @scawn Před 4 lety +2677

    when I saw starring Rich Evans in the credits I was confused until i realised he was in the invisible suit the whole time.

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs Před 4 lety +51

      He was happily watching Night Court videos on Jay's TV, at the back somewhere.

    • @boredfartless4221
      @boredfartless4221 Před 4 lety +24

      He was in the toilet roll suit

    • @videogamenostalgia
      @videogamenostalgia Před 4 lety +20

      Rich Evans can cloak himself like Predator

    • @iank3924
      @iank3924 Před 4 lety +15

      Rich Evans broke new ground!

    • @ChristianTheChicken
      @ChristianTheChicken Před 4 lety +1

      @@brianmahoney4156 What does this have to do with the comment you replied to?

  • @luckyspurs
    @luckyspurs Před 4 lety +2167

    Jay's turning into Revenge Of The Sith Ewan McGregor.

  • @jimberglund6979
    @jimberglund6979 Před rokem +95

    There are a million documentaries about what the pandemic was all about factually, but these RLM Quarantine Catch-up videos are the onlyy ones that actually remind me of what it was and felt like.

    • @josiahbahuaud2294
      @josiahbahuaud2294 Před měsícem +1

      That’s what it is! I watched a couple last week and couldn’t put my finger on it. It’s not depressed/chaotic/hallucinatory enough. 😂

    • @real1mem3s
      @real1mem3s Před 19 dny

      You normies are insane. Nothing changed for me. If anything, everything was better. "WAH I CAN'T GO OUTSIDE WAH!" Embarrassing.

  • @VideoBakery
    @VideoBakery Před 4 lety +631

    I'm in California right now. Can confirm, everyone including myself is dead.

    • @alext5497
      @alext5497 Před 4 lety +24

      Better off

    • @kneau
      @kneau Před 4 lety +13

      VideoBakery Films
      I'm in California as well, except I'm a... oh dear.

    • @cop-killer-
      @cop-killer- Před 4 lety +7

      @@cakestalker homeless

    • @miskatonic_alumni
      @miskatonic_alumni Před 4 lety +9

      @@cakestalker That's most of the U.S.A. you just described.

    • @AWMK101
      @AWMK101 Před 4 lety +6

      Ingen Ting I mean LA yeah but like, it’s a really really big state ya know

  • @horrorandwine
    @horrorandwine Před 4 lety +792

    “There are indeed injustices in the world, but Hollywood celebrities feel none of them”- Mike Stoklasa 2020

  • @liamm2446
    @liamm2446 Před 4 lety +702

    I like how every main character of Tiger King thinks the documentary is being made from their point of views. So they all think they're the heroes of this story, when they're all villains

    • @Pencilman246
      @Pencilman246 Před 4 lety +41

      @@euphan123 From what I've heard, the directors told them all different stories for what the documentary was about. Pretty much lied to them all. Doesn't make any of the them good people but it does make me question the truth of the documentary. If they really cared about the animals they would have focused on that rather than on the zany people involved. Not to mention that both Carole and Doc Antle have come out and said that there were a lot of facts fudged in their episodes to paint a certain picture. I don't know why everyone believes the documentary wholesale and thinks everyone else is lying. It was definitely entertaining though.

    • @dustymiller7120
      @dustymiller7120 Před 4 lety +19

      the long haired guy and the guy with no legs were alright

    • @cokeMONSTERps3
      @cokeMONSTERps3 Před 4 lety +4

      @@itsokay7989 That bitch Carole Baskins...

    • @DaBoweh
      @DaBoweh Před 4 lety +65

      @@Pencilman246 Oh man, the guy ousted for running a cult of underage women and the woman who abuses unpaid labor and masquerades their zoo as a sanctuary say that facts were fudged? I can't imagine what motive they would have for disputing the documentary.

    • @CaptainPRESIDENT
      @CaptainPRESIDENT Před 4 lety +14

      But enough about congress

  • @AFlyingTaco1
    @AFlyingTaco1 Před 4 lety +770

    Hearing Jay call Joe Exotic a scumbag brought such a big smile to my face. These lovable idiots are the heroes nobody wants nor needs, but we're stuck with them regardless.

    • @scottbrown9156
      @scottbrown9156 Před 4 lety +85

      You're a hero if you call Joe Exotic a scumbag? Well I picked a candy wrapper off the ground and threw it in the garbage the other day, I'll send you a life size cutout of myself for you to admire.

    • @gazbomber4700
      @gazbomber4700 Před 4 lety +32

      @@scottbrown9156 hey twerking nurses are heroes too

    • @lordoshower3478
      @lordoshower3478 Před 3 lety +26

      Scott Brown Look who missed the point. 99% of American public thinks Joe Exotic is a kooky guy. Nice to hear someone notice he’s a piece of shit.

    • @scottbrown9156
      @scottbrown9156 Před 3 lety +7

      @@lordoshower3478 What poll are you referring to that says that 99% of Americans thinks Joe Exotic is a "kooky guy"? Also, how do you know that people don't think he's a piece of shit? Who's worse Joe Exotic or Donald Trump?HahahHhahaha

    • @LinNeTule
      @LinNeTule Před 2 lety

      I want them as the heroes D; They're the heros not wanted or acknowledged

  • @mad_the_monk
    @mad_the_monk Před 4 lety +472

    I clapped when I saw “starring Rich Evans” at the end - he was mesmerising in this

    • @Avengerie
      @Avengerie Před 4 lety

      /r/thathappened

    • @shivamib
      @shivamib Před 4 lety +22

      I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!!!!

    • @giovannipinazza
      @giovannipinazza Před 4 lety +18

      I CLAPPED, I CLAPPED; I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!!!!

    • @quinngoodlive2014
      @quinngoodlive2014 Před 4 lety +18

      THEY BROKE NEW GROOOOOUND

    • @1ynx
      @1ynx Před 4 lety +22

      Rich Evans is an article of faith. The religious don't need to see God to know he is there. Rich Evans is always there, and when I close my eyes and focus I hear his soothing laughter.

  • @averagebritishguy7082
    @averagebritishguy7082 Před 4 lety +817

    With each passing episode, Half In The Bag more and more becomes a horrifying insight into the human condition.

    • @averagebritishguy7082
      @averagebritishguy7082 Před 4 lety +15

      @Redresseny Honestly, with the fact that reality seems to be more and more resembling the horrific comedy that Half In The Bag was and is, I think they've been trying to step up their game in terms of weird, horrific shit in order to stay ahead of things. That moment where they both spontaneously put guns to their heads was the first time I was legitimately disturbed by something in quite some time.

    • @CaptainPRESIDENT
      @CaptainPRESIDENT Před 4 lety +9

      Special guest producer Werner Hertzog

    • @Zeppelinlv2007
      @Zeppelinlv2007 Před 4 lety +7

      * CUE SLIDE WHISTLE*

    • @100acatfishandwillbreakyou2
      @100acatfishandwillbreakyou2 Před 4 lety +3

      @@CaptainPRESIDENT Nothing but darkness...

    • @Toasty_Britches
      @Toasty_Britches Před 4 lety +3

      It took 12 days to make!

  • @BATMAN_Bruce_Wayne_1939
    @BATMAN_Bruce_Wayne_1939 Před 4 lety +308

    Mike is slowly turning into John Goodman from 10 cloverfield lane

  • @DanePavitt
    @DanePavitt Před 4 lety +622

    THANK YOU! I'm so glad I'm not the only one who finds the memes & joviality around Tiger King unsettling

    • @zachhalverstam2804
      @zachhalverstam2804 Před 3 lety +27

      The Tiger King Subreddit basically became entirely suicide jokes

    • @davyjones2994
      @davyjones2994 Před 3 lety +14

      I knew Joe when I was younger, he’s not a joke

    • @davidburke324
      @davidburke324 Před 3 lety +7

      I live in Tampa and the actually cat sanctuary is humane. But Carole is nuts so I wish someone healthy and normal bought it from her.

    • @Barnesofthenorth
      @Barnesofthenorth Před 3 lety +9

      I think part of it comes from how ridiculous the entire thing is, my friends came to the conclusion the most normal person on that show was the guy who said "Well ye my guys killed a cop so what was I meant to do? NOT hide the body?"
      I mean when that is your standard of sanity the bar is so low it enters the realms of surrealness.
      Edit: Just remembered that part of it is also how the people don't realise how scummy they are almost makes it funny, especially when some of the editing. Like when I think Baskin is saying about how Joe doesn't pay his staff much and they need to eat the best of the meat for the animals, they then edit to her saying about how she has free volunteers... and completely doesn't get that she isn't on the morale high-ground.

    • @jeffjensen8
      @jeffjensen8 Před 2 lety +3

      I didn't make it through the first episode before I was disgusted with everyone involved in the show. And now I just find it funny how we've got a lot of people who are effectively saying: "You gotta wear 3 masks and get the vaccine! But look at this silly goofy haha funny Tiger King show!"

  • @levagoo1318
    @levagoo1318 Před 4 lety +414

    Don't worry about coronavirus guys. No one's ever really gone.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta Před 4 lety +7

      Oh

    • @MysticTroll
      @MysticTroll Před 4 lety +4

      Oh that's the front of his face

    • @Moakmeister
      @Moakmeister Před 3 lety +5

      This comment aged remarkably well, since these guys turned out to be Mike and Jay’s clones and after being shot and killed, the real Mike and Jay were still alive.

    • @mloyd64
      @mloyd64 Před 2 lety

      No one's ever really gone

    • @Nickelodeon81
      @Nickelodeon81 Před 5 měsíci

      No one? Oh no, that means Hitler is still around here somewhere 😮

  • @Amateur0Visionary
    @Amateur0Visionary Před 4 lety +924

    It's so good to see Mike get closure with his perents. So moving.

    • @cartoonking1789
      @cartoonking1789 Před 4 lety +87

      It’s about family.

    • @bakedandsalty9234
      @bakedandsalty9234 Před 4 lety +35

      It was stunning and brave!

    • @Zeluron
      @Zeluron Před 4 lety +33

      That's what's so powerful about it.

    • @Blandco
      @Blandco Před 4 lety +14

      My parents haven't called me once since this whole thing happened. I know they made it clear that they don't consider me their child and don't want anything to do with me but I just thought maybe they would reach out.

    • @billhart3728
      @billhart3728 Před 4 lety +12

      I cried

  • @A.E.B.0
    @A.E.B.0 Před 4 lety +439

    Alternate Title;
    “Bridge troll converses with Obi Wan Kenobi about films”

    • @kylo-benshapiro687
      @kylo-benshapiro687 Před 4 lety +51

      Union construction worker talks about movies with indie horror film maker

    • @fogdiver
      @fogdiver Před 4 lety +32

      Obi Wan pays the troll toll to get into Rich Evans' hole

    • @yrwestillhere
      @yrwestillhere Před 4 lety +6

      Me personally, I clapped.

  • @ehcmier
    @ehcmier Před 4 lety +111

    The Invisible, Mostly Weightless, Mostly Silent, Strength-Augmented Man.

  • @CaffeinatedKing
    @CaffeinatedKing Před 4 lety +125

    The response to Tiger King has been somewhat weird to me too. I ended up watching it after seeing all the fuss and was just blown away at how tragic it kind of is.

    • @GPMM213
      @GPMM213 Před 4 lety +32

      It starts off hilarious but gets more and more disturbing as it unfolds. After watching the last episode, I felt exhausted and needed a shower. Not at all what I was told it would be like.

  • @Polymathically
    @Polymathically Před 4 lety +291

    The fact that all the toilet paper is on Jay's side of the house raises many questions.

    • @josephmullen4553
      @josephmullen4553 Před 4 lety +32

      It's a well known fact that Mike does not shit

    • @guillermoelnino
      @guillermoelnino Před 4 lety +5

      just buy extra pants

    • @stephencecil6809
      @stephencecil6809 Před 4 lety +9

      Mike only gets his nutrients from alcohol, so as long as he keeps the bottles he’ll be fine.

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs Před 4 lety +6

      Mike's developing a tactic using empty alcohol bottles. It's going about as well as if Paul Feig had directed it.

  • @AlternativeExplosion
    @AlternativeExplosion Před 4 lety +360

    Hey it's young Obi-Wan and the bartender from the new hope who refused to serve C3PO!

    • @mikkopartanen3475
      @mikkopartanen3475 Před 4 lety +16

      On meth!

    • @TaikaMarkus
      @TaikaMarkus Před 4 lety +24

      Was Mike a bad allegory for racism this whole time?

    • @nicholasjruff
      @nicholasjruff Před 4 lety +2

      I don't like you. My friend doesn't like you.

    • @ohfuvk8968
      @ohfuvk8968 Před 4 lety +1

      AlternativeExplosion can I wear me wig!?

    • @AlternativeExplosion
      @AlternativeExplosion Před 4 lety +1

      @@ohfuvk8968 Dexter Jettster's 1950's diner is closed due to coronavirus :(

  • @mychalmallen5434
    @mychalmallen5434 Před 7 měsíci +6

    These quarantine bags are historical documents

  • @Ki_Adi_Mundi
    @Ki_Adi_Mundi Před 4 lety +351

    1:27 Let's be fair here. Jack Black has _always_ done things like this...

    • @lulucalliope713
      @lulucalliope713 Před 4 lety +30

      @@Sapsche For me, I was excited because I thought it was going to be a gaming channel. "Jack Black is going to be a gamer in his free time?! Oh, hell yeah, that sounds dope! He's going to a pinball hall of fame?! That's incredible!" But since then, it's been about, "Look at me and my celebrity friends behind the scenes of our movies!" So...yeah, that's why I don't really like his channel. I don't even know if I'm subscribed to it anymore!

    • @Starburst7641
      @Starburst7641 Před 4 lety +42

      @@Sapsche so what you're saying is, Jack Black is a fake gamer girl?

    • @niranjan36x
      @niranjan36x Před 4 lety +2

      @@lulucalliope713 Well he has been consistently playing RDR2 over the past few videos

  • @oorcinus
    @oorcinus Před 4 lety +452

    Mike’s beard finally caught up with Mike’s alcoholism.

    • @chariethe
      @chariethe Před 4 lety +6

      What a time to be alive!

    • @jetydosa1
      @jetydosa1 Před 4 lety +6

      It's a sprint to the finish!

  • @powerpc127
    @powerpc127 Před 4 lety +495

    I'm definitely a fan of Mike's homeless beard. Stay sane, guys.

    • @have_a_good_day420
      @have_a_good_day420 Před 4 lety +2

      powerpc127
      When were they ever sane?

    • @guillermoelnino
      @guillermoelnino Před 4 lety +1

      jay definitely looks different.

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs Před 4 lety +3

      Relief when Mike breaks character and you realise we haven't lost him yet.

    • @desmondd1984
      @desmondd1984 Před 4 lety +1

      @@guillermoelnino Jay's gonna end up looking like such a hippy.

    • @powerpc127
      @powerpc127 Před 4 lety

      @@have_a_good_day420 Come to think of it...
      >Flashback to Plinkett's basement.
      Stay deranged, guys! Just don't go full mental.

  • @Laizerdisk
    @Laizerdisk Před 4 lety +325

    The only Hollywood celebrity stuck inside their own giant mansion I feel any sympathy for is Rich Evan's from the ellen show

  • @Hippic
    @Hippic Před 4 lety +303

    The reason why Elizabeth Moss is so great portraying that character, is because she is imagining her escape from Scientology ...which is basically the same thing! 🤣

    • @stevenobrien557
      @stevenobrien557 Před 4 lety +17

      You laughed a t your own joke. You are worse than scientology.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta Před 4 lety +15

      _~extremely slow air-rimshot~_

    • @kerrij.6565
      @kerrij.6565 Před 4 lety +1

      Your so bad 😄

    • @MrBartman002
      @MrBartman002 Před 4 lety +17

      No wonder she is getting a bunch of roles right now. Explains everything

    • @luiginastro8831
      @luiginastro8831 Před 2 lety +5

      @@MrBartman002 She's good, though.

  • @jonnyethco
    @jonnyethco Před 4 lety +1421

    I love how committed they are to looking scraggly and disheveled.

    • @thetelegothika5327
      @thetelegothika5327 Před 4 lety +178

      Its amazing isn't it! AND they've been shaping up to be elderly for years in prep for these specific videos!

    • @Edax_Royeaux
      @Edax_Royeaux Před 4 lety +57

      Committed?

    • @CaptainPRESIDENT
      @CaptainPRESIDENT Před 4 lety +54

      I can't believe they became alcoholics for the role. That's some Christen Bale-level shit!

    • @potaterjim
      @potaterjim Před 4 lety +13

      "We'll just not shower for sixteen hours"

    • @judosailor
      @judosailor Před 4 lety +12

      I don’t understand. They always look like this.

  • @EAMR262
    @EAMR262 Před 4 lety +697

    I don't think Mike is acting anymore...

    • @CarlosCMTF
      @CarlosCMTF Před 4 lety +50

      Was he ever?

    • @potaterjim
      @potaterjim Před 4 lety +66

      The mike that’s _offscreen_ is the act
      This is the only place he can tell us how he really feels

    • @have_a_good_day420
      @have_a_good_day420 Před 4 lety +4

      potaterjim
      Haha! Off screen he’s truly a scholar and a saint. The second coming of Christ. And on screen his true self, his Plinketness, spills out as he progressively intoxicates throughout each video.

    • @esotericVideos
      @esotericVideos Před 4 lety +1

      @@potaterjim It's like the Asian guy in the Prestige, such dedication to the craft.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta Před 4 lety

      You don't? wow

  • @julianbell9161
    @julianbell9161 Před 4 lety +86

    There seem to be two types of Blumhouse movies: smart, disturbing, academy award tier masterpieces or dogshit schlocky low budget horror trash.

    • @jabrodey8085
      @jabrodey8085 Před 3 lety +10

      Both are essentials to my survival

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim Před 4 lety +49

    "What's that? You're proud of me? I'm not an embarrassing failure?"
    Mike, you were in a cartoon with Zach Hadel, you're a _legend._

  • @emperornortoni2871
    @emperornortoni2871 Před 4 lety +489

    Tiger King sounds like a John Waters film, but like, real.

    • @godless1014
      @godless1014 Před 4 lety

      Exactly

    • @miauwuff3854
      @miauwuff3854 Před 4 lety +2

      Cat people have always been fucking weird.

    • @emhu2594
      @emhu2594 Před 4 lety +2

      Miau Wuff You think the cats were the weirdest part about these people?

    • @ens0246
      @ens0246 Před 4 lety +7

      Tiger king! Tiger king! Where are you Tiger king! Oh I just love tigers! Tigers! Tigers! Tigers! I just gotta have my tigers! Oh tiger king won't you please come and bring me some tigers!

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator Před 4 lety

      It's Rob Zombie characters, but real.

  • @mrzugpug
    @mrzugpug Před 4 lety +430

    When every home had a vcr, there was no Coronavirus. Please do the right thing and fix Plinket's vcr before we lose anyone else.

    • @jnnx
      @jnnx Před 4 lety +3

      Except Coronavirus can be the common cold, this is just a very specific type of Coronavirus

    • @RoshDroz
      @RoshDroz Před 4 lety +17

      WWII broke out before VCRs were invented, further giving credence to your theory.

    • @CaptainPRESIDENT
      @CaptainPRESIDENT Před 4 lety +5

      @@RoshDroz VCRs prevent pandemics/holocaust. Get yours TODAY!

    • @Phelan666
      @Phelan666 Před 4 lety

      @@jnnx Rogal Dorn? Is it really you!?

    • @grt002
      @grt002 Před 4 lety +1

      Plinkett is a high-risk immune compromised citizen. Not sure how they can go about that.

  • @ThisBeEv
    @ThisBeEv Před 4 lety +289

    I'm so glad Jay brought this up. I'm so annoyed with people making Tiger King memes or worse dressing their kids up as the people in them because all they think is that these are some crazy, wacky characters doing crazy, stupid things. They are missing the big picture. In the end the big cats are suffering and no one seems to care.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta Před 4 lety +40

      I'm 100% sure a whole bunch of people know and care and took that obvious message away from the show

    • @kentcampbell122
      @kentcampbell122 Před 4 lety +15

      I'm more annoyed that so many people still think a.d. stands for after death

    • @NekoMouser
      @NekoMouser Před 4 lety +16

      How Americans consume media in a nutshell.

    • @itsd0nk
      @itsd0nk Před rokem +6

      It’s like when people shit on Starship Troopers for being pro-fascist. Ironically, in 2020 it would have been praised for this same misconception. Not sure which is worse, the widespread stupidity back then or the widespread fascism now. Although these are not mutually exclusive and are in fact statistically correlated.

  • @LizardSpork
    @LizardSpork Před 4 lety +66

    You had me at "Alex Kurtzman is not involved in this film."

  • @skeletonwizard708
    @skeletonwizard708 Před 4 lety +344

    "You don't have a spirital attachment to these animals. They're wild animals, they're going to eat you. And then they do."
    Thank you RLM, I needed a happy ending in this trying time.

    • @GramLikesBread
      @GramLikesBread Před 4 lety +10

      I remember reading of a man who went to live with a grizzly bear out in a forest. It worked for a while until the bear just decided to eat him because IT'S A FUCKING BEAR, not a friend.
      I would also take this attitude with my dogs if they weren't completely reliant on me for food.
      Edit: Oh that's exactly what your quote was from, I should just watch the video.

    • @spacedinosaur8733
      @spacedinosaur8733 Před 4 lety +12

      @@GramLikesBread "Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.” ― Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

  • @SylvanasWindrunnerResurrected

    Mike Stoklasa is slowly starting to look more like his Desmond character.

    • @MrTkillian
      @MrTkillian Před 4 lety +21

      Imagine a Psychicpebbles BOTW!

    • @jorger1818
      @jorger1818 Před 4 lety +22

      Implying the Smiling Friends pilot wasn't the origin story to Mr. Plinkett...which in turn is Mike's autobiography

    • @reggaereggaehorse6356
      @reggaereggaehorse6356 Před 4 lety +5

      While Jay seems to be wearing Leon Kennedy cosplay.

    • @boredfartless4221
      @boredfartless4221 Před 4 lety

      He has more characters than Mr Plinket and science man, who's just him acting vacant?

    • @AmstradExin
      @AmstradExin Před 4 lety

      Mike looks more sane the more insane he wants to look like....Is he...SOBER???!?!?!?

  • @dustysandals5466
    @dustysandals5466 Před 4 lety +23

    After watching these skits I have concluded that the Light House wasn't just a movie, but a warning about living in isolation.

  • @JannaPants
    @JannaPants Před 9 měsíci +3

    watching this again post quarantine is a trip

  • @amberwingtundrawing776
    @amberwingtundrawing776 Před 4 lety +91

    i just remembered canonically this isn't even their house, so they just completely took over the old man's house lol

    • @crabdragon243
      @crabdragon243 Před 4 lety +15

      Amberwing Tundrawing Plinkett got got macarenavirus

  • @williamferc
    @williamferc Před 4 lety +139

    jay's hair deserves its own re:view because damn that's a instant classic

    • @logaritmus4039
      @logaritmus4039 Před 4 lety +16

      Yeah and it would be Colin from Canada and Macaulay Culkin talking about it. For some reason.

    • @Larsholden702
      @Larsholden702 Před 4 lety +1

      The real question is: how did he get that while in quarantine?

  • @iSango5050
    @iSango5050 Před 4 lety +23

    “Remember BEFORE quarantine when we drank AFTER 3 pm?” I feel that

  • @goojetti
    @goojetti Před 4 lety +71

    A movie with a budget of less than 10 million. Is that even allowed in Hollywood these days?

  • @TickleMeSenpai
    @TickleMeSenpai Před 4 lety +243

    Twist: This isn’t a set, this is how Mike and Jay live on the average day

  • @PuzzL_
    @PuzzL_ Před 4 lety +753

    Wow so this is it. The last movie I'll ever get to watch in a theater is Sonic the Hedgehog....

    • @roboiago
      @roboiago Před 4 lety +51

      Could have been worse. Could have been Harley's Quinn

    • @L3GIQN
      @L3GIQN Před 4 lety +9

      Mine was The Invisible Man

    • @shippo72
      @shippo72 Před 4 lety +33

      Last movie I say was Episode 9, sigh.

    • @leecroft7311
      @leecroft7311 Před 4 lety +5

      PuzzL Fucking hell... Jesus Christ

    • @benabramowitz18
      @benabramowitz18 Před 4 lety +7

      Lucky me. I got _Portrait of a Lady on Fire._

  • @timothystevenson2357
    @timothystevenson2357 Před 4 lety +46

    Ye Old Willem Dafoe not receiving a nomination for supporting actor on The Lighthouse was a damn shame too. Horror? as well

  • @hederachfedaykin9696
    @hederachfedaykin9696 Před 4 lety +16

    " I'm out, Imma just gonna watch Cheers.. "😂 yeh, I feel that. And Mike's drunken Cheers rant is effing brilliant 👌

  • @takeaim310
    @takeaim310 Před 4 lety +365

    RLM are the only media personalities with a good take on tiger king.

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 Před 4 lety +26

      I dunno, I've seen a video of two British drag queens watching it that was pretty choice.

    • @krodmandoon3479
      @krodmandoon3479 Před 4 lety +17

      @@janeeyre1990 You can't drop a bomb like that and not provide a source.

    • @terminalpictures
      @terminalpictures Před 4 lety +1

      thought Louis Theroux had his number ages ago

    • @Globox2004
      @Globox2004 Před 4 lety +2

      Good take without even watching half of it, yeah, sure...

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue Před 4 lety +10

      I have yet to watch it but have read a lot about it, the people involved, and get the overall synopsis. I was SO confused by the general public response -- I thought I was losing my mind or missing something (which is possible since I haven't watched it tbf) because everyone is treating the people like heroes or like it's just a quirky little documentary about a complex group of people and their exotic pets. And now they're getting a ton of money and attention after the fact.
      I get that we're all in quarantine and the 'new normal' is taking its toll, but the memes and worship are kinda surreal

  • @CranesNotSkyHooks
    @CranesNotSkyHooks Před 4 lety +1365

    I love how much Mike hates celebrities.

    • @TodReynard43
      @TodReynard43 Před 4 lety +386

      Which is so weird, given how his best friend is Rich Evans, star of Ellen

    • @macsmith2013
      @macsmith2013 Před 4 lety +65

      I'm a celebrity and I hate Mike, so it all evens out.

    • @Avocado11
      @Avocado11 Před 4 lety +72

      @@TodReynard43 But Mike really hates Rich, that's why he made him watch Picard.

    • @JohnSmith-gn5mb
      @JohnSmith-gn5mb Před 4 lety +26

      CranesNotSkyHooks which is weird since Macaulay Culkin is in half their videos now

    • @EC-bh7ww
      @EC-bh7ww Před 4 lety +5

      Tod Reynard do you think Ellen was mean to Rich too?

  • @lupusalbus3795
    @lupusalbus3795 Před rokem +13

    This series has become an amazing time capsule.
    Thank you for this.

  • @CegeRoles
    @CegeRoles Před 4 lety +8

    Mike's happy little "Fuck yeah" at 10:19 when he hears about Cheers being remastered is the most wholesome thing ever.

  • @boatmanj4
    @boatmanj4 Před 4 lety +303

    When Rich Evans becomes tiger king mike and jay are gonna be his husbands.

    • @vanillajack5925
      @vanillajack5925 Před 4 lety +7

      Apparently all it takes is a few Tigers and a lot of meth 😅

    • @oobndroobw
      @oobndroobw Před 4 lety +2

      Nate Lightning And gay cake mix

    • @StephenParlow
      @StephenParlow Před 4 lety +3

      Too late, they already married Plinkett for the tax credits and inheritance 😄

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta Před 4 lety

      "gonna be"

  • @SmileRYO
    @SmileRYO Před 4 lety +368

    Why aren't these guys repairing VCR's? I thought that was an essential service.

  • @SgtBitchSlap
    @SgtBitchSlap Před 4 lety +45

    Jay looks pretty good with a grown in beard, meanwhile mike looks like he needs to be wearing a tinfoil hat.

  • @AzoicRift
    @AzoicRift Před 4 lety +16

    the opening of these aged like a fine wine

  • @TriFoxu
    @TriFoxu Před 4 lety +98

    cant believe mike and jay invented the coronavirus just to make it a part of their channel lore

    • @guillermoelnino
      @guillermoelnino Před 4 lety +4

      in that case were they really abducted by aliens that one time?

  • @AlexRie1987
    @AlexRie1987 Před 4 lety +231

    RLM budget through the roof. Those toilet rolls are all paid actors.

    • @jazy921
      @jazy921 Před 4 lety +5

      it's probably because the actors are cheaper than actual toilet paper.

    • @couchalmark675
      @couchalmark675 Před 4 lety +2

      Like most billionaires, Rich Evans can't help but want to flaunt his unimaginable wealth.

  • @krissuyx
    @krissuyx Před 4 lety +60

    This new epidemic plotline is one of the best you've come up with for Half in the Bag. What inspired you?

    • @jakeguy6050
      @jakeguy6050 Před 2 lety +8

      Mike and Jay, where do you get your ideas from?

  • @justinayers3589
    @justinayers3589 Před 4 lety +12

    Beer: so much more than just a breakfast drink.

  • @noneed4me2n7
    @noneed4me2n7 Před 4 lety +693

    This would be funnier if Mike didn’t really look like he’s broken inside.

    • @andrewbaumann2661
      @andrewbaumann2661 Před 4 lety +49

      It makes it even funnier.

    • @kjoc70
      @kjoc70 Před 4 lety +26

      He looks no different than he did during the Half in the Bag featuring The Rise of Skywalker--
      Okay, I concede the point.

    • @NecoLumi
      @NecoLumi Před 4 lety +2

      Then in that case, there are a LOT of unfunny RLM videos

    • @Mysteryof89
      @Mysteryof89 Před 4 lety +31

      Star Trek:Picard does that to people

    • @lilmovieperp3599
      @lilmovieperp3599 Před 4 lety +6

      he looks nothing like rich evans.

  • @UltimateGun1
    @UltimateGun1 Před 4 lety +230

    Mike is slowly starting to look like an unhinged John Goodman

    • @HughMansonMD
      @HughMansonMD Před 4 lety +5

      Looking like the Death Sentence John Goodman...

    • @archerfan66
      @archerfan66 Před 4 lety +23

      @gatheringoflight I understand your confusion but that was Mike Stoklasa in 10 cloverfield lane

    • @macsmith2013
      @macsmith2013 Před 4 lety +1

      He's starting to look more and more like me, which is worse.
      So much worse.

    • @DIEGhostfish
      @DIEGhostfish Před 4 lety +1

      Slowly?

    • @khris461
      @khris461 Před 4 lety

      UltimateGun314 I was thinking more like unhinged Jon Hamm

  • @Camdenandroid
    @Camdenandroid Před 4 lety +25

    I already OWN enough movies that I can't imagine paying $20 to rent one. If I am going to pay that much for a film, I expect to keep it.

  • @apyorbitz
    @apyorbitz Před 4 lety +12

    Tiger King: 7 hours of Jerry Springer

  • @elwyn5150
    @elwyn5150 Před 4 lety +306

    I hope acting in "The Invisible Man" helps Elizabeth Moss escape Scientology.

  • @NateAnderson69
    @NateAnderson69 Před 4 lety +336

    "QUIBI!"
    The ad for Quibi popped up immediately after this moment and I shit my pants laughing

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver Před 4 lety +10

      Marketing trying to push their product as a "fad" that no one save for the paid actors are using.
      and only because they are paid to say it
      it is in the script
      the script that actors are paid money to say
      THEY DON'T USE IT IN THEIR REAL LIVES!

    • @stormsirens2BACKUP
      @stormsirens2BACKUP Před 4 lety +1

      I feel bad for your washing machine...

    • @NateAnderson69
      @NateAnderson69 Před 4 lety

      @@Marinealver Yeah, totally ridiculous man

    • @NateAnderson69
      @NateAnderson69 Před 4 lety +3

      @@stormsirens2BACKUP My washing machine is filling a lawsuit against me

    • @NateAnderson69
      @NateAnderson69 Před 4 lety

      @Clippy Hey, thanks Clippy!

  • @twmcg7057
    @twmcg7057 Před 4 lety +37

    I think one of the best aspects of The Invisible Man was how it felt like a good old fashioned story. No sequel bait. No Dark Universe nonsense tucked away anywhere. It was just a solid story with an ending. It was refreshing.

    • @georgemoua7349
      @georgemoua7349 Před 3 lety +1

      The ending sets up a sequel and the Dark Universe. The invisible suit is Chekhov's gun.

    • @twmcg7057
      @twmcg7057 Před 3 lety +4

      @@georgemoua7349 If you look at the suit as Chekhov's Gun then by the end of the film it would have fulfilled it's purpose in the narrative. My initial point is that this film told a complete story. I'm not saying a sequel can't be made, but the film itself didn't set anything up. Especially not in relation to the Dark Universe. Sure, the suit still exists, but that alone doesn't exactly scream "obvious sequel".

    • @georgemoua7349
      @georgemoua7349 Před 3 lety +2

      @@twmcg7057 I meant her having the suit at the end of the movie is the Chekhov's gun for the Dark Universe. You've just introduced a character with a superhero suit.

    • @twmcg7057
      @twmcg7057 Před 3 lety +4

      @@georgemoua7349 The suit can be utilized again, sure, but I don't really think it has to be seen as set up for something else just because it exists. The film can have sequels, but as it is it's a standalone film that doesn't overtly set anything up.

    • @georgemoua7349
      @georgemoua7349 Před 3 lety +1

      @@twmcg7057 That's fair.

  • @emknight84
    @emknight84 Před 4 lety +59

    Hats off to you guys for putting that clip from Freddy got fingered on that families TV. I spit up my morning plague beer all over myself.

  • @Dihydrousoxide
    @Dihydrousoxide Před 4 lety +68

    5:47 Tiger King
    14:26 Movie Theaters and VOD
    18:50 The Invisible Man

    • @jana19993
      @jana19993 Před 4 lety +2

      Dihydrousoxide thanks!

    • @CaptainPRESIDENT
      @CaptainPRESIDENT Před 4 lety +12

      @@sneedsfeedandseed420 Welcome to Half in the Bag

    • @anodosarcade7355
      @anodosarcade7355 Před 4 lety +4

      What....youre just watching this for objective reviews? Who skips around? lol

  • @bmar896
    @bmar896 Před 4 lety +153

    I seriously love these guys' dedication to the atmosphere of their sets

    • @juliendacoolien3454
      @juliendacoolien3454 Před 4 lety +12

      Me too, it's severely underappreciated. The subtle storytelling is so palpable.

  • @Nurpus
    @Nurpus Před 4 lety +104

    I feel like the boys stretched out the skits just to have an excuse to hang out together for a longer time, before going back to isolation

    • @juliacassiano4499
      @juliacassiano4499 Před 4 lety +11

      Awh. I actually believe they must be living in the studio. How else are they still making stuff?

  • @DungeonDrugDealers
    @DungeonDrugDealers Před 6 měsíci +2

    This is probably my favorite HiTB set. It's so chaotic, and they put all these little touches into each side.

  • @DustyRagu
    @DustyRagu Před 4 lety +200

    I'm so glad Mike and Jay are essential employees

  • @bendonnelly690
    @bendonnelly690 Před 4 lety +192

    Star Trek Picard: "Look how nostalgic you've become"
    Star Wars: "Something far worse has happened to you"

    • @RedDeadRogers
      @RedDeadRogers Před 4 lety +2

      SerNoddicusTheGallant I was literally thinking how Jay looks like Ewan McGregor in Doctor Sleep

  • @BeastWreck
    @BeastWreck Před 4 lety +8

    "He's up to no good, that Invisible Man!"

  • @svensorensen7693
    @svensorensen7693 Před 4 lety +7

    I love how Mike's "ringtone" is Duel of the Fates

  • @Azeitona84
    @Azeitona84 Před 4 lety +69

    "Jay... just let me have this"
    I've never seen Mike so sad.

    • @noneed4me2n7
      @noneed4me2n7 Před 4 lety +2

      Azeitona '84 you could really see the pain there.

  • @nickcatanzaro3546
    @nickcatanzaro3546 Před 4 lety +605

    Mike is eventually going to become his character in Smiling Friends.

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 Před 4 lety +93

      Nick Catanzaro “I’m gonna fucking shoot myself and make CZcams watch”

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs Před 4 lety +43

      The two people who know what Smiling Friends is just nodded in approval. Everyone else just liked the comment assuming it was true.

    • @TozWozEar
      @TozWozEar Před 4 lety +5

      @@luckyspurs hey, I watched Smiling Friends! off of a pirate site, but I saw it...

    • @ragerodracir
      @ragerodracir Před 4 lety +3

      But he's actually going to die since the smiling friends can not come over and help him due to the virus.

    • @IamKindness
      @IamKindness Před 4 lety +15

      @@TozWozEar I mean... you can watch it free anyway on the adult swim website.

  • @Alexander-zb2pe
    @Alexander-zb2pe Před 4 lety +61

    Tiger Kings produceres really had weird prioritie. They left out a ton of animal abuse and other shit Joe did because "people wouldn't watch that", but decided to included some vague allegations against Carol.

  • @GovinaTaylor
    @GovinaTaylor Před 4 lety +11

    This could be the optimal time to bring back drive-in theaters. There are like 3 in our whole state and the closest one is almost 2 hours away but it seems like a great way to get out of the house without ever having to talk to anyone. They can be run with minimal employee interaction. If fast food drive-thrus can stay open... then drive-in theaters should be good to go. And yeah... Mike with quarantine beard... can totally get some. I’d waste my prime baby making years financially supporting a piece of that.

    • @swedishhousemfia
      @swedishhousemfia Před 4 lety +1

      Govina Taylor wow what a good idea! i actually wonder if theyll start opening drive ins soon...

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta Před 4 lety +1

      That could be neat... but I doubt they're going to clear and pave entire commercial lots in population centers for something that will disappear with the vaccine. Keep the buildings up and you can just rent them out again when it's over

  • @caelumarisen
    @caelumarisen Před 4 lety +205

    Mike considers Jeff Lowe a legitimate source because he didn’t finish the series

    • @Sinastyr
      @Sinastyr Před 4 lety +12

      Jay and Rich are constantly having to stop Mike from signing over RLM to weird old men in affliction shirts.

    • @icemachine79
      @icemachine79 Před 4 lety

      I gave up on hype after Bird Box so I have no idea what that even means.

  • @ens0246
    @ens0246 Před 4 lety +117

    Jay looks like a supporting character in the 90s that's been homeless for a while and shows the main character, who's recently lost everything, the ropes. And Mike looks like he's lost everything.

  • @NikHem343
    @NikHem343 Před 4 lety +6

    I think both of them totally rock the apocalypse style. This is the old-action-star's-late-action-movies-Mike.

  • @BrianSmithNow
    @BrianSmithNow Před 4 lety

    I really appreciate these videos, guys. Thanks.

  • @danhjnny
    @danhjnny Před 4 lety +150

    Maybe the real Quarantine was the friends we made along the way.

  • @lawcane
    @lawcane Před 4 lety +302

    Jay nailed it. There's an odd hero worship of Joe Exotic on Facebook. People hate Carole, deservedly, but Carole bad doesn't mean Joe good.

    • @dangerdan2592
      @dangerdan2592 Před 4 lety +25

      I wonder, is a lot of the hero worship of Joe done ironically? Do you think the people calling for Joe Exotic to be freed genuinely want him to be freed or did he just sort of become a meme?

    • @ryanbarofsky4948
      @ryanbarofsky4948 Před 4 lety +40

      There’s also a lot of anti-vaccine bullshit being passed around on Facebook, in America at least. Lots of stupid people on Facebook

    • @sofiapicasso1915
      @sofiapicasso1915 Před 4 lety +34

      It's wild how Carole got all the hate when you've got Joe being just as bad or even worst in almost every single way, Jeff being somehow worse than them both and Doc Antle just straight up being the zoo's world R Kelly

    • @jorgewilliam7103
      @jorgewilliam7103 Před 4 lety +40

      I mean, there's a reason why the guy has got such loyal employees, and 2 fucking husbands. He's very charismatic, very manipulative. You watch him talk shit about Carol or doing something funny or crazy for a while and you almost start to like him, but then you stop for a second and remember what a horrible scumbag he is, lol.

    • @Hmfirestormz
      @Hmfirestormz Před 4 lety +7

      Matthew Cleary it’s a meme. He is the lesser of evils but still evil

  • @Ionic457
    @Ionic457 Před 4 lety +1

    Love you guys! Thank you for the content!

  • @SpaghettyLuvsU
    @SpaghettyLuvsU Před 3 lety +11

    It has been 343 days since this video was posted, less than a year, and I have already completely forgotten what Quibi even was.

    • @youtubeaccount3402
      @youtubeaccount3402 Před 2 lety +1

      It's the professional name for the fuckhole on a stuffed tiger

  • @sam_rutledge
    @sam_rutledge Před 4 lety +662

    The quibi joke before the ad break is so brilliant, I didn’t even get a quibi ad but SOMONE had to

    • @trtx84
      @trtx84 Před 4 lety +3

      I'm more worried about the ads I'm going to get after the first 5 minutes of this video.

    • @KameronJ7
      @KameronJ7 Před 4 lety +53

      I stay ad free but sometimes I feel like I'm missing out on terrible products and services.

    • @nibblitman
      @nibblitman Před 4 lety +5

      I got an hour long ad for some kinda miracle diet or something, I wish it was quibi.

    • @HughMansonMD
      @HughMansonMD Před 4 lety +4

      Ha! You non-premium plebeians! I laugh at you...1 day after leaving a negative yt app review asking why I pay for this shit... ☹

    • @KameronJ7
      @KameronJ7 Před 4 lety +1

      @@nibblitman KNOWLEDGE

  • @Laizerdisk
    @Laizerdisk Před 4 lety +86

    Mike groaning into his alcohol is such a comfort in these trying times

    • @cutter14
      @cutter14 Před 4 lety +2

      He is all of us

    • @Laizerdisk
      @Laizerdisk Před 4 lety

      @@cutter14 it's nice to see someone be relatable right now. Not like that hollywood shmuck Rich Evans. I'm so sick of seeing videos of him drinking Coke in his Olympic sized indoor swimming pool.

  • @MinutzAkira
    @MinutzAkira Před 2 lety +4

    Damn the skits in this are hilarious. You guys are the best.

  • @jackmp4
    @jackmp4 Před 4 lety +6

    I like how Mike says “Everyone I know is dead” but the thing that sets him over the edge is running out of alcohol.

  • @Deathmoths
    @Deathmoths Před 4 lety +206

    They look like dollar store versions Kurt Russell and Keith David at the end of The Thing.

    • @nanyakoncerno7295
      @nanyakoncerno7295 Před 4 lety +17

      And like that ending, maybe the world's safer if neither of them survive.

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs Před 4 lety +13

      "I don't know what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off whatever it is"
      Oh, that's just Mike.

    • @benjaminthefox
      @benjaminthefox Před 4 lety +5

      Which one's the black guy?

    • @muddershmucker7374
      @muddershmucker7374 Před 4 lety +1

      If we have any surprises for each other, I doubt we have the strength to do anything about it.

    • @Snipurss
      @Snipurss Před 4 lety

      Why don’t we just sit here for a while. See what happens

  • @MMMMatt
    @MMMMatt Před 4 lety +301

    Alex Kurtzman is the living definition of 'failing up'.
    Despite being a complete hack he somehow has enough connections to undeservingly keep getting jobs and ruin story ideas.

    • @emhu2594
      @emhu2594 Před 4 lety +23

      Who is his dad? Only rich kids are allowed to fail up.

    • @Tentaculat
      @Tentaculat Před 4 lety +43

      Hollywood is like 90% nepotism/cronysm. Is like most of these talentless frauds are someone else's son/nephew/cousin/whatever.

    • @petrolak
      @petrolak Před 4 lety +23

      Just don't look up their early life section on wikipedia, you might start to notice odd things they have in common.

    • @chucklenuts_
      @chucklenuts_ Před 4 lety +4

      @@petrolak ...they're all men!

    • @Per_Sun
      @Per_Sun Před 4 lety

      His father-in-law was Nick Counter.

  • @horatius2006
    @horatius2006 Před 4 lety +5

    @18:20 - "you can't really call 'Rise of Skywalker' a 'Blockbuster' " - "Oh, no, that was a funeral."
    F'ing - OUCH!

  • @freddylopez5889
    @freddylopez5889 Před 4 lety +5

    2:27 - 2:33 That is Mike's greatest piece of acting.

  • @iris7eye
    @iris7eye Před 4 lety +122

    Someone else said it best: everyone in Tiger King deserves to be thrown in a dungeon. The only question is how deep each one get's tossed.
    (The park staff were cool though)

    • @dangerdan2592
      @dangerdan2592 Před 4 lety +8

      Joe exotic deserves to be in prison, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Jeff Lowe has used Alan as a hitman to murder people in the past. I bet no one will do business with Jeff Lowe after Tiger King came out lol.

    • @ducklordthegreat352
      @ducklordthegreat352 Před 4 lety +2

      DangerDan yeah I would assume that everyone in the show who still has any power or control is kinda fucked now

  • @vccc911
    @vccc911 Před 4 lety +197

    Jay looking more and more like Chris Evans by the minute

  • @aarondavis8943
    @aarondavis8943 Před 2 lety +6

    I really love the Grizzly Man ending. Tiger King should have ended the same way.

  • @ignacioflorez8667
    @ignacioflorez8667 Před 4 lety +4

    "Cheers looks gorgeous!"...."FUCK YEAH"