🌍 Which Planet is the Closest?

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  • čas přidán 29. 10. 2019
  • Adapted from: • Mercury is the closest... :
    Original paper: physicstoday.scitation.org/do...
    My thoughts: • Re: Which Planet is th...
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  • @CGPGrey
    @CGPGrey  Před 4 lety +5710

    A couple of thoughts and thanks to everyone who signed up for my patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/which-planet-is-31159185
    Also, wallpapers for Bonnie Bee supporters: www.patreon.com/posts/31232500

    • @hjalmrodul
      @hjalmrodul Před 4 lety +31

      What software did you use for calculations?

    • @Nullsparta2
      @Nullsparta2 Před 4 lety +8

      @@regnij01 your mother must be very proud

    • @TheOriginalElkstone
      @TheOriginalElkstone Před 4 lety +14

      On the one hand it's a CGP video but on the other it's a clickbait title

    • @stuffmorestuff6647
      @stuffmorestuff6647 Před 4 lety +18

      More space themed videos would cool...
      Like a few degrees Kevin cool

    • @memescap1236
      @memescap1236 Před 4 lety +6

      Congrats on 4 million

  • @ghostleemann955
    @ghostleemann955 Před 3 lety +16995

    Mercury must be a really good friend, he's got so many friends but he makes time for them all

  • @mentino1556
    @mentino1556 Před 4 lety +37120

    This is why Mercury was the messenger, he was able to reach every God

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer Před 4 lety +2525

      This is oddly poignant. Thank you. :)

    • @the8thgemmer467
      @the8thgemmer467 Před 4 lety +157

      Benjamin Lambert ha ha!

    • @zicuuu
      @zicuuu Před 4 lety +128

      Oh ho

    • @_yellow
      @_yellow Před 4 lety +1573

      The question is if this is a coincidence or if the romans somehow calculated it

    • @the8thgemmer467
      @the8thgemmer467 Před 4 lety +507

      Yellow They couldn’t have, it’s a coincidence

  • @ikkeheltvanlig
    @ikkeheltvanlig Před 2 lety +1983

    Playing space games, this was an important realization to me. Need to make base in a system? Lowest orbit planet will give you the shortest travel to the other planets, making it the economical choice when looking at your next base of interplanetary operations

    • @efulmer8675
      @efulmer8675 Před 2 lety +166

      This doesn't work from a fuel standpoint though. If you want to get to Mercury from Earth you'll spend less fuel by flying away from the Sun into an elliptical orbit and then slowing down at the farthest point from the Sun so that you reach Mercury and then dropping your orbit to stay with Mercury when you reach Mercury.

    • @alexsiemers7898
      @alexsiemers7898 Před 2 lety +98

      @@efulmer8675 that’s why I never like this idea of which planet is closest, since it doesn’t matter in a universe where orbital mechanics are something we need to deal with for the foreseeable future.

    • @efulmer8675
      @efulmer8675 Před 2 lety +92

      @@alexsiemers7898 Closest by distance is the issue, not closest by energy. If we were considering the energy requirements to get from one object to another, then this experiment of CGPGrey's might have something a lot more interesting to say.

    • @sacwingedbatsatadbitsad4346
      @sacwingedbatsatadbitsad4346 Před rokem +31

      @@efulmer8675 Energy requirement isn't really a lot more interesting, it's arguably a lot more mundane. There's really only one factor to consider, how time-sensitive it is. If it's really time sensitive, the lowest average distance is still optimal. If you were to launch a round trip every day, mercury would still, in fact, be the closest in terms of fuel spent. If it's not time-sensitive, minimum distance matters most, so long as you can get an encounter, you can match orbits for almost free using gravity assists, though it might take multiple passes and upwards of thousands of years in the case of the outer planets. If we're talking about a practical tradeoff that maximizes the frequency of transfer windows while minimizing the fuel, well, there's no one size fits all solution, the criteria are inherently subjective to the human experience and personal preference. But generally speaking, Venus is closest, Mars is second, Mercury's third, and then it goes in order outwards given current human lifespans, aerospace technology, and economy.

    • @sayba6766
      @sayba6766 Před rokem

      Fr

  • @natoo121
    @natoo121 Před 2 lety +741

    The further back I see random hexagons in CGP Grey's videos makes me wonder just how long of a project Hexagons are the Bestagons was. The currency symbol on that menu in the background has a hexagon in it. This video is a little over a year older than the hexagon one. It's like the MCU giving hints to future things, but better.

    • @marceltelang7825
      @marceltelang7825 Před 2 lety +82

      I think this is more he liked hexagons for a while but never thought of making the video

    • @Shwammi
      @Shwammi Před 5 měsíci +5

      I just noticed this a few moments before reading your comment. Wow! And I gotta admit... Hexagons are the Bestagons... Not sure about which dice are best at the moment. But for many many purposes, it's the Hex!

  • @KastaRules
    @KastaRules Před 4 lety +16975

    I bet ya'll that Mercury is the mostest closest to the Sun as well.

    • @legendaryzet8450
      @legendaryzet8450 Před 4 lety +2002

      Actually it's pluto

    • @emotionalavocado2336
      @emotionalavocado2336 Před 4 lety +152

      Legendary Zet fam ever heard of vy canis majoris.yea that sun is the closest

    • @fantasticparrot602
      @fantasticparrot602 Před 4 lety +194

      No, I think that’s Pluto my dude

    • @error.418
      @error.418 Před 4 lety +358

      @@legendaryzet8450 If y'all are gonna make a Pluto joke, at least pick the farther dwarf planet Eris, which is more massive than Pluto (22.6% the size of our moon vs Pluto's 17.7% the size of our moon) and has a larger orbit (67.78 AU radius vs Pluto's 39.48 AU radius). Or pick Sedna, another dwarf planet that has an absolutely huge orbit (506.8 AU radius).

    • @frmcf
      @frmcf Před 4 lety +64

      You’ll have to show your working, I’m afraid.

  • @astaldo
    @astaldo Před 4 lety +4150

    Mercury is the messenger so it makes sense he’s the fastest and sees the most people

    • @AceDroo
      @AceDroo Před 4 lety +80

      Was literally about to comment this. Nice to see I wasn't the only one who thought this!

    • @ianwarhover5390
      @ianwarhover5390 Před 4 lety +35

      first thing that came to mind when he starting stating mercury

    • @daivahataka
      @daivahataka Před 4 lety +71

      Same, but means I'm now worried this was something the Romans figured out and mankind somehow forgot since so what else did we forget? 😫

    • @ianwarhover5390
      @ianwarhover5390 Před 4 lety +14

      @@daivahataka well first we can start with archery and how everything we knew about it is gone
      there is a long list we don't even know of and keep in mind the only reason we know even the little we do is because middle Easter scientists and mathematician wanted to know what the fuck the Romans were up to

    • @vine01
      @vine01 Před 4 lety +52

      @@daivahataka some people "forget" ancient greeks not only knew what the shape of Earth is, but also calculated very precise dimensions.

  • @alenasenie6928
    @alenasenie6928 Před 2 lety +24

    "You too pluto"
    That line and delivery make this video worthy of many rewatch

  • @terri2rial
    @terri2rial Před 2 lety +39

    ITS BEEN A YEAR SINCE THIS CAME OUT AND I JUST REALIZED THAT APHRODITE’S THEME FROM THE HERCULES TV SHOW APPEARS WHEN VENUS DOES AT 1:45 THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers Před 3 lety +10374

    So what you’re saying is that we need a dating sim of planets where you play as Mercury.

    • @schizophreniagaming1187
      @schizophreniagaming1187 Před 3 lety +702

      What if it's like DDLC, where you can choose one planet in the end, doesn't matter if its a guy or a gal. But the ending gets ruined by Black hole/ Sun becoming yandere for Mercury

    • @ilovemaxwellthecat
      @ilovemaxwellthecat Před 3 lety +54

      Hacks.

    • @Maybeprobablynot
      @Maybeprobablynot Před 3 lety +327

      @@schizophreniagaming1187 Don't forget the Pluto DLC

    • @nixalot9065
      @nixalot9065 Před 3 lety +160

      Rule34 dictates that this already exists in one way or another

    • @shaunmay2767
      @shaunmay2767 Před 3 lety +34

      this needs to be a thing

  • @treestomped6954
    @treestomped6954 Před 3 lety +11143

    I like how Mercury was named after the Gods' Messager and yet he coincidentally is the mostest closest

    • @sancoban1561
      @sancoban1561 Před 3 lety +462

      Maybe it wasnt a Coincidence and the romans Knew this

    • @flamersshowsandmore3864
      @flamersshowsandmore3864 Před 3 lety +294

      @@sancoban1561 most likely not, but it would be a cool theory if so

    • @fishevans6417
      @fishevans6417 Před 3 lety +572

      @@flamersshowsandmore3864 my understanding is that it moves the fastest when observed of the planets and thus was linked to the winged messenger

    • @muntadar-albahadily
      @muntadar-albahadily Před 3 lety +74

      Messager?
      Gods be like: oh is that you step-planet?

    • @treestomped6954
      @treestomped6954 Před 3 lety +58

      @@muntadar-albahadily why

  • @932ForeverLove
    @932ForeverLove Před 2 lety +637

    Love the Planet Human animations you made!
    Wow, that’s really surprising that Mercury is the “mostest closest” to all the planets!

    • @hafidzv97
      @hafidzv97 Před rokem +2

      do not start planethumans we already got countryhumans

    • @GalaxyStudios0
      @GalaxyStudios0 Před rokem +4

      @@hafidzv97That already exists.
      Sorry to inform you about this tragedy

  • @DoxicDoad
    @DoxicDoad Před rokem +260

    I love the Saturn stick figure with blood on his mouth, that's such stupidly amazing attention to detail
    Edit: it's a reference to Saturn Devouring his Son, if that wasn't clear

  • @evank3718
    @evank3718 Před 3 lety +2743

    1:21 Ah yes, “unpossible”

  • @Donaithnen
    @Donaithnen Před 4 lety +4208

    Grey: "Which Planet is Closest?"
    Me: I'm pretty sure it's Earth?

    • @diggoran
      @diggoran Před 4 lety +262

      I don't know about you guys, but Earth has been the closest planet to me for my whole life

    • @eyesofthecervino3366
      @eyesofthecervino3366 Před 4 lety +67

      *gasp*
      He found the loophole!

    • @theviniso
      @theviniso Před 4 lety +71

      You're too dangerous to be left alive

    • @skylersmith8696
      @skylersmith8696 Před 4 lety +14

      @@c7aerospace how did they derp exactly?

    • @TheGoukaruma
      @TheGoukaruma Před 4 lety +21

      I bet you didn't even calculated it.

  • @TheBlueMarbleItself
    @TheBlueMarbleItself Před rokem +66

    I love all the little details with the PlanetHumans, with Terra having Lunar as a baby, all of the palnets have traitds that their namesake deities are (Neptune having a trident, Uranus is ina frickin' cloud for some reason, Jupiter having a lightning bolt, Saturn having an agrarial scythe, etc.) they having reflective personalities, aslo of the namesake gods, everything! Great work, CGP Grey!

  • @russellgxy2905
    @russellgxy2905 Před rokem +48

    2:07
    Those of us from a certain fandom see what did and I love it

  • @geekofallthingsprehistory2975
    @geekofallthingsprehistory2975 Před 3 lety +3573

    Broke: Solar System
    Woke: Mercury’s harem

    • @mikejameson7678
      @mikejameson7678 Před 3 lety +451

      Aka. The Big Gangbang.

    • @confused4971
      @confused4971 Před 3 lety +82

      @@mikejameson7678 well done, sir. well done

    • @No1_Planet
      @No1_Planet Před 3 lety +48

      wat

    • @NeinKyori
      @NeinKyori Před 3 lety +99

      More like Sun's and Mercury's harem
      Mercury is like the main girl closest to harem protag (the Sun) but all the other girls don't compete but instead like her too. They all revolve around the harem protag the Sun for sure but also spend roughly 50% of the time closer to Mercury than the Sun

    • @erojerisiz1571
      @erojerisiz1571 Před 3 lety +55

      @@NeinKyori So basically Sun-senpai has a harem and Mercury-chan is the most popular

  • @earth11116
    @earth11116 Před 4 lety +5390

    Mercury! I thought we had something special! 😞

    • @Lazymotion
      @Lazymotion Před 4 lety +182

      Wait a minute I have another account named Earth... SO WHO ARE YOU

    • @348joey
      @348joey Před 3 lety +130

      @@Lazymotion Evil twin?

    • @Lazymotion
      @Lazymotion Před 3 lety +62

      @@348joey :O

    • @348joey
      @348joey Před 3 lety +65

      @@Lazymotion I forgot the "Dun-dun-dun!", sorry.

    • @Lazymotion
      @Lazymotion Před 3 lety +32

      @@348joey Ok also this reply is my first reply after I upgraded to windows 10 :D

  • @Shwammi
    @Shwammi Před 5 měsíci +50

    I absolutely loved this. And after my first viewing of one of your vids about a month ago, and really enjoying more when your content pops up in my CZcams feed...
    I'm moving from Subscribed to Joining today.
    Thank you for all your great content. It's fun and informative. The flags stuff was my first encounter. But I've been drawn in by so much else too. (I don't normally care about flags, because of mostly boring flags... and I'm just not a flag person... but I was actually really interested in Minnesota's flag change after I was drawn in by your stuff.
    Kinda reminds me of Alie Ward's Ologies podcast. She has so much great content, and many topics are things I just don't think I care much about. But it's in the magic of the delivery.
    Your humor shines through and draws me in. .... and you alliteration... I mean come on... How could I resist the Hexagons are the Bestagons. And I learned cool stuff while viewing!
    Thank You!

  • @bloodykenshiro8218
    @bloodykenshiro8218 Před rokem +21

    That was delightfully unexpected. Really gives a whole new meaning to the adjective "mercurial". Mercury is a real social butterfly in our solar system. A little bit of companionship for everyone.

  • @irrea6475
    @irrea6475 Před 4 lety +4049

    Mercury is like that kid in school who knows EVERYone

    • @MakkusuOtaku
      @MakkusuOtaku Před 4 lety +39

      Osana Najimi.

    • @Alisha-yz6nd
      @Alisha-yz6nd Před 4 lety +15

      @@MakkusuOtaku what???

    • @MakkusuOtaku
      @MakkusuOtaku Před 4 lety +24

      @@Alisha-yz6nd It's a character from the manga "Komi-san wa komyushou desu" that happens to fit the description of Mercury given.

    • @Alisha-yz6nd
      @Alisha-yz6nd Před 4 lety +9

      @@MakkusuOtaku ok

    • @MakkusuOtaku
      @MakkusuOtaku Před 4 lety +12

      @SampleText OK boomer

  • @minimini684
    @minimini684 Před 4 lety +708

    Murcury being the mostest closest makes him a great messager coincidentally

  • @lucystarlight8887
    @lucystarlight8887 Před 2 lety +31

    I'm a big fan of the astronomy-themed coffee, but I'm also interested in this hexagonal currency that keeps showing up in your videos

    • @filkoutsodim
      @filkoutsodim Před 2 lety

      Maybe it is a hint that Grey is launching his own crypto

    • @rontanamo_bae
      @rontanamo_bae Před 2 lety +7

      Because hexagons are the bestagons

  • @sabikikasuko6636
    @sabikikasuko6636 Před 2 lety +11

    Mercury is like your best friend, he may not be the absolute closest to you, but he's the best because he never goes too far.

  • @chickenporkadob0
    @chickenporkadob0 Před 4 lety +2695

    Mercury is the most closest because he's a messenger.

  • @usagi2934
    @usagi2934 Před 4 lety +1648

    Mercury is that one kid who has ties with the seniors

    • @cking4869
      @cking4869 Před 4 lety +82

      USAGI
      Mercury is the one really fun, extroverted kid that, despite all odds, is friends with everyone in the school and never gets bullied.

    • @noahhysi8622
      @noahhysi8622 Před 4 lety +5

      "ties..."

    • @omega5040
      @omega5040 Před 4 lety +4

      @@cking4869 oh so me then. I was so surprised when a now ex told me that when we first were dating, took a walk around the school and everyone knew me. I was weird kid, idk how that happened.

    • @user6122
      @user6122 Před 4 lety +1

      @@cking4869 holy heck how did you describe me so perfectly without me knowing

    • @moviemaker2011z
      @moviemaker2011z Před 4 lety

      Oh, i know that feeling then.

  • @DJFlare84
    @DJFlare84 Před rokem +20

    So if we were not strictly limiting to planets, by that logic you could say the Sun is the closest to all of them, or at least divides Mercury's "closest" status by half.

    • @reinei1
      @reinei1 Před rokem +6

      Yep, which is also why mercury basically *must* be the mostest closest, because if you were to assume spherical-ish orbits the center of each orbit would obviously be the mostest closest (because the radius would basically be the steadiest and shortest distance {which is also why spherical-ish orbits are enough}) so if the literal center (assuming a static sun) fails one of the requirements obviously the next closest object which *does* fulfill all requirements must be the mostest closest...
      (Not that I would have ever thought about that fact before this video, but once I did I realized it basically just said "circles are round and have a fixed radius")

  • @jacobtallberg
    @jacobtallberg Před rokem +6

    Wow, I would never have thought so. Awesome video!

  • @maranatapalle
    @maranatapalle Před 4 lety +2688

    This is the most counterintuitive thing i've heard ever.

    • @jamesknapp64
      @jamesknapp64 Před 4 lety +47

      As he talked about towards the end it has to due with each planet spends about half its time on the opposite side of the Sun from each other.
      So about 1/3 of the time Venus is further away from Earth than Mercury can possible be.
      About 1/6 of the time Venus is closer than Mercury can possible be.
      And the final 1/2 of the time Venus or Mercury could be closer and due to symmetry each has about 1/2 the time closer.
      Thus about if you add these up Mercury is closer than Venus 7/12ths of time (simplified fractions not actual amounts, but shows the point).
      Thus the key is that Venus with its bigger orbit spends much more time being Further from Earth than Mercury could possibly be, than it spends as time Closer than Mercury could possibly be.

    • @maranatapalle
      @maranatapalle Před 4 lety +22

      James Knapp Yeah, I do understand it - it’s just very much not intuitive 😁

    • @Alphabunsquad
      @Alphabunsquad Před 4 lety +4

      If you go by average distance yes but in travel time for a spaceship. Smallest closest distance is then more important plus the amount of time you have to spend changing your speed to get an encounter

    • @SeventhSolar
      @SeventhSolar Před 4 lety +6

      maranatapalle It’s intuitive if you replace Mercury with the Sun. Say Earth compared to the Sun and Venus. Hold Earth still, it doesn’t matter where it is. Where in Venus’ orbit is it closer than the Sun?

    • @KurNorock
      @KurNorock Před 4 lety +5

      This is why you shouldn't always trust common sense.

  • @Wa_rGod
    @Wa_rGod Před 3 lety +7927

    i like how everyones happy, and earth is just having a midlife crisis at age 1

    • @Broccoli75
      @Broccoli75 Před 3 lety +247

      Pluto seems very sad

    • @Admiralty86
      @Admiralty86 Před 3 lety +298

      Earth actually is about halfway through its lifespan. 4.5B yrs old orbiting a star with a 10B yr lifespan.

    • @hamter8707
      @hamter8707 Před 3 lety +313

      OP said that earth is having a midlife crisis at 1, which i'll assume is that they are pertaining to the child. What *I* understand however is that by Earth/Terra being the only one carrying the child, the child acts as a metaphor for how Earth is the only planet to support life.
      Hopefully that made enough sense to be understood. :D

    • @PianoMelodicaDark
      @PianoMelodicaDark Před 3 lety +7

      naah, just big babies

    • @The360MlgNoscoper
      @The360MlgNoscoper Před 3 lety +33

      @@hamter8707 "Mother Gaia"

  • @quickkennedy3226
    @quickkennedy3226 Před 2 lety +3

    I always love how you make things little characters on your videos its so cute

  • @saqibshowkat313
    @saqibshowkat313 Před 2 lety

    Found this channel at the right time.Great channel, More power to you! ⚡

  • @TheRealOtakuEdits
    @TheRealOtakuEdits Před 4 lety +2618

    I like that Terra is holding a crying humanity in her arms.

    • @pianoguy222
      @pianoguy222 Před 4 lety +188

      I think it' the moon; as moons go, the Moon is proportionally *huge* compared to everyone else's moons.

    • @porkboybob3166
      @porkboybob3166 Před 4 lety +148

      And Saturn has blood in his mouth, referencing the origin story of the gods!

    • @MaddRamm
      @MaddRamm Před 4 lety +31

      I think that baby is our moon.

    • @KFordmusic
      @KFordmusic Před 4 lety +74

      “Mother” Earth

    • @demi172
      @demi172 Před 4 lety +7

      @@pianoguy222 the moon is blue and green? also there are moons in jupiter that are bigger than earths moon.

  • @supercheetah778
    @supercheetah778 Před 4 lety +3090

    I feel like you made this video just so you could say "mostest closest" a whole bunch of times.

    • @ayanswtt
      @ayanswtt Před 4 lety +3

      Хьис .им

    • @rico1346
      @rico1346 Před 4 lety +77

      ^^^^^^ Ah yes, no comment section here on CZcams is complete without the default profile picture saying something completely irrelevant or in a different language which is also likely irrelevant xD

    • @mireiav8161
      @mireiav8161 Před 4 lety +4

      @@ayanswtt flores. CwcwñEKñKXLKLEKSs
      o9w3ek x

    • @mistahp6181
      @mistahp6181 Před 4 lety +7

      @@rico1346 ςργη ηθφδ γξδε γγξιθ για την προστασία

    • @kidatanakafan
      @kidatanakafan Před 4 lety +1

      @@rico1346 Abn al-Baghdadi did nothing wrong

  • @Adhdanny75
    @Adhdanny75 Před 2 lety +33

    As an huge astronomy nerd, that was just fantastically entertaining!

  • @matthewwysong644
    @matthewwysong644 Před 2 lety +12

    Assuming you could find a way to not be boiled alive or freeze, seems like Mercury would probably be the best place for an interplanatary civilization to use as a launch point, especially if you can find a way to siphon off fuel for futuristic fusion propulsion from Sol.

    • @emurphy42
      @emurphy42 Před rokem +2

      I’d think that staying further away from the sun’s gravity would be a bigger deal, but we’re talking about future tech here, so there are several variables there to play with.

  • @griefingstar5065
    @griefingstar5065 Před 4 lety +1758

    Mercury is just the little brother that everyone loves

    • @Drawmatic
      @Drawmatic Před 4 lety +45

      The _very_ little brother. He's the smallest planet.

    • @marianicole507
      @marianicole507 Před 4 lety +27

      Pluto: am i a joke to you?

    • @moonlitm3285
      @moonlitm3285 Před 4 lety +35

      Mercury - The tough little guy
      Venus - Evil twin of Earth
      Earth - Good natured and beautiful
      Mars - The cool/relaxed dude
      Jupiter - The big bully/defender
      Saturn - Good-looking and attractive
      Uranus - Awkward/Butt of the joke
      Neptune - Mysterious and quiet

    • @xxleomappinggamingxxfirey4429
      @xxleomappinggamingxxfirey4429 Před 4 lety +7

      No
      Mercury -LEo
      Venus-greenhousegreenland
      Earth-darth
      Mars- older
      Jupiter-astrioid protection
      Saturn-ringland
      Uranus-gay
      Neptune-PX hater

    • @LilShrimp01
      @LilShrimp01 Před 4 lety +8

      @@moonlitm3285 Actually, Mars would be the war raging soldier, I don't know where you're getting the cool, relaxed dude from this.

  • @chaunceytang9052
    @chaunceytang9052 Před 4 lety +2346

    Now the real question is
    Who is the mostest closest to mercury

  • @israeliscouttm377
    @israeliscouttm377 Před 2 lety +1

    This video is a delight for me, I love rewatching it.

  • @familienhermundstad4884
    @familienhermundstad4884 Před rokem +5

    Im bout to ruin my techer's whole carer

  • @JamesTree3
    @JamesTree3 Před 4 lety +1650

    CGP Grey blowing my mind again at an unscheduled rate

    • @pratn
      @pratn Před 4 lety +15

      I feel uncomfortable with this mostest closest definition
      I suppose intuitively we think of the average distance between the orbits when thinking about the distance between planets

    • @regnij01
      @regnij01 Před 4 lety +2

      Your likes are booming at an unscheduled rate

    • @Soxaldinho
      @Soxaldinho Před 4 lety +3

      Was going to use this exact phrase. "Mind Blown".
      He answers questions you didn't even know you wanted to ask!

    • @MusikCassette
      @MusikCassette Před 4 lety +5

      @@pratn I think, we think in terms, of how hard it is, to get from one place to an other. and the mostest closes is not a good metrik for that

    • @Desintyx2
      @Desintyx2 Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah, exactly.

  • @juanmola2000
    @juanmola2000 Před 3 lety +1830

    "Hey Saturn, you have some Ketchup on your mout... Oh, right."

    • @joeyhardin5903
      @joeyhardin5903 Před 3 lety +151

      hey saturn, you have some babies' blood on your mout... oh, right

    • @emmanuelthegreat422
      @emmanuelthegreat422 Před 3 lety +20

      I don't get it

    • @l4pin
      @l4pin Před 3 lety +335

      @@emmanuelthegreat422 According to legend, Saturn, who had overthrown his own father, learned of a prophecy in which it was foretold that one of his own sons would overthrow his power in similar fashion. Obsessed with preventing the prophecy from being fulfilled, Saturn devoured each of his children as soon as they were born.

    • @anonymouscausewhynot
      @anonymouscausewhynot Před 3 lety +26

      @@l4pin well sh!t...

    • @Kronosfobi
      @Kronosfobi Před 3 lety +51

      @@l4pin Isnt that Kronos's backstory? Literally?

  • @FlyAVersatran
    @FlyAVersatran Před rokem

    Just fabulous.
    The animation is superb.

  • @foogoofish93
    @foogoofish93 Před 2 lety

    What a fun video! I probably watched every space video on youtube but have never heard of Mercury being the mostest closest. well done!!

  • @OptimusShr
    @OptimusShr Před 4 lety +2100

    I love that Saturn has blood on his chin from eating his children.

    • @decoture3822
      @decoture3822 Před 4 lety +111

      BOI HE ATE HIS MOONS

    • @nitgo3451
      @nitgo3451 Před 4 lety +40

      Oh boy, it's a long creepy story that is.

    • @user-qd7zb4wm9b
      @user-qd7zb4wm9b Před 4 lety +5

      yummy

    • @inkedseahear
      @inkedseahear Před 4 lety +26

      Attention, Site-100 is undergoing containment breach, all personnel are to cease current operations to recontain 2845

    • @teridactyl1250
      @teridactyl1250 Před 4 lety +13

      Took me a second to remember that Saturn was the Roman form of Kronos (I think)

  • @Nurpus
    @Nurpus Před 4 lety +1170

    All other planets are in some toxic relationship: constantly shifting between being super intimate and escaping as far as they can from each other.
    And Mercury is that one guy who's not very close, but always within reach, if you ever need him.

  • @badmeatbrowniesthoughts1327

    This is absolutely fascinating and amazing to learn.

  • @pikalize
    @pikalize Před rokem

    Damn, you never fail to teach me interesting things with your videos.

  • @lanemo3413
    @lanemo3413 Před 4 lety +2470

    Teacher: What is the closest planet to earth?
    Students: Venus!
    The smart kid:

  • @tobiasfilms8825
    @tobiasfilms8825 Před 2 lety +5899

    But to find out what the true canon couple is we have to answer this: *Who's the mostest closest to Mercury?*

  • @myvlogs_10
    @myvlogs_10 Před 2 lety

    Thank you for giving us knowledge

  • @demiryabanc776
    @demiryabanc776 Před 2 lety +4

    Mercury: Get a rose Mars.
    Mars: Dude im not gay

  • @Dapin.
    @Dapin. Před 3 lety +3867

    In conclusion the solar system is just Mercury's harem

  • @Astaroth73
    @Astaroth73 Před 3 lety +4235

    Teacher: "what's the closest planet to earth?"
    Me: "Mercury"
    Also teacher: "no you stupid dingus, the closest is mars & venus"
    Me: "i'm 4 parallel universe ahead of you"

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild Před 3 lety +277

      Depends if the teacher is referring to time or space. Mercury is closest most of the time, but Venus is overall the closest any planet ever gets to Earth.

    • @Jivvi
      @Jivvi Před 3 lety +191

      @@JanetStarChild Without any other context, it would have to mean the closest planet to earth _right now._ So you'd have to know where the planets are in their orbits to answer.

    • @nicoruppert4207
      @nicoruppert4207 Před 3 lety +113

      @@Jivvi the best bet would still be mercury though.

    • @Zenith_682
      @Zenith_682 Před 2 lety +45

      Me: “you uneducated fiend. Let me enlighten you *shows video* “

    • @Zenith_682
      @Zenith_682 Před 2 lety +19

      @@nicoruppert4207 yeah probability wise Mercury is the best choice all the time.

  • @Spanish_Conquistador
    @Spanish_Conquistador Před 2 lety

    Dude the way you explained it was AMAZING and this is coming from a student who spent 2 years studying about astronomy

  • @PranavAyyagari1
    @PranavAyyagari1 Před rokem

    I love your vids can you make longer ones?

  • @galaxc8462
    @galaxc8462 Před 4 lety +2527

    Teacher: So what planet is the closest to earth.
    Everyone: Mars or Venus.
    Me an intellectual: Mercury

    • @Ven-20
      @Ven-20 Před 4 lety +63

      Me, the mostest intellectual : Yo mama!
      (I'll leave now)

    • @kevintrang3007
      @kevintrang3007 Před 4 lety +16

      This is why mercury is fluid; it's flexible!

    • @waterbears9874
      @waterbears9874 Před 4 lety +1

      im doing with whenever I get the chance

    • @skya6863
      @skya6863 Před 4 lety +12

      The question they posed are not the same though. Here it is which planet averagely has the lowest distance to us but they are probably asking which planet's rotation radii is closest to earth's

    • @rcb3921
      @rcb3921 Před 4 lety +1

      Sadly, you will be as well received as I am when I do my shtick about primary colors.

  • @justagoodfriend60
    @justagoodfriend60 Před 4 lety +890

    Mercury needs to figure himself out. Can't be playing these emotional games with us.

    • @kinyutaka
      @kinyutaka Před 4 lety +40

      Don't shame him for being a pint-sized pansexual polyamorous prince.

    • @daivahataka
      @daivahataka Před 4 lety +17

      Mercury was the messenger of the gods, do you think the Romans had figured this proximity thing out long before us? 😯

    • @Madhattersinjeans
      @Madhattersinjeans Před 4 lety +1

      @@daivahataka It's possible. Figuring out which small dot orbiting a larger one remains closest to another dot isn't exactly difficult to figure out.
      A simple visual aid and a bit of basic maths is all you need.
      Okay maybe not basic, but fairly simple in comparison to the abominations that modern mathematics has associated itself with now. It's like the prostitute of knowledge, everyone uses it and brags about it to all the other sciences/subjects when they give it a spin but it's not really maths at that point it's some strange hybrid creature that you just don't ever want to look at in the daylight.

    • @kinyutaka
      @kinyutaka Před 4 lety +3

      @@daivahataka They named Mercury after Mercury because it travelled the fastest.

    • @isaiahdobesh5109
      @isaiahdobesh5109 Před 4 lety +5

      @The Purest Form of Cancer, he could just be a good friend, always there should you need him, but never getting *that* close or *that* far away. Besides, I think his one true love is the sun.

  • @mizaelgaytan7109
    @mizaelgaytan7109 Před 2 lety

    Wow. Didn't know that, very educational, love it! :)

  • @ConfuSomu
    @ConfuSomu Před 2 lety +12

    Thank Princess Celestia, I guess. This was a very enlightening video! You explained it very well.

  • @MrBenMcLean
    @MrBenMcLean Před 4 lety +1648

    Quiz show host: "What is the closest planet to..."
    CGP Grey: "Mercury!!"
    Quis show host: "But I didn't get to..."
    CGP Grey: "Doesn't matter. I'm going with Mercury."

    • @tocomment9638
      @tocomment9638 Před 3 lety +202

      Quiz show host: Well too bad, the question was "what is the closest planet to the Moon" which orbits the Earth, so you lose.

    • @Xindiel
      @Xindiel Před 3 lety +182

      @Dylan Yin reread the quetion again, slowly

    • @andrewcheng1948
      @andrewcheng1948 Před 3 lety +69

      Quiz show host:so mercury is the mostest closest to mercury?

    • @urielantoniobarcelosavenda780
      @urielantoniobarcelosavenda780 Před 3 lety +31

      @@andrewcheng1948 well, tecnically the true

    • @superjc2528
      @superjc2528 Před 3 lety +7

      Dylan Yin *REED* THE QUESTION CAREFULLY

  • @cgiunta6542
    @cgiunta6542 Před 4 lety +524

    2:23 a hidden bee next to his coffie cup

  • @injectionletal66
    @injectionletal66 Před 2 lety

    Aww Thx you su mutch for pluto ! the littel " Slap " noise make me smiles :D

  • @Rorschach.
    @Rorschach. Před 2 lety +1

    This is a very enjoyable bit of science. I also like how it is 3.14 long. Neat.

  • @mystomachhurt9312
    @mystomachhurt9312 Před 4 lety +3157

    As expected from god of messangers, he is the closest to everyone at anytime

    • @TheLucidDreamer12
      @TheLucidDreamer12 Před 4 lety +19

      But everyone loves Apollo and/or Helios.

    • @robertyang4365
      @robertyang4365 Před 4 lety +85

      Not quite anytime, a bit more like *most* of the time

    • @kevinsun7617
      @kevinsun7617 Před 3 lety +23

      mostest closest

    • @nepunepu5894
      @nepunepu5894 Před 3 lety +15

      Not anytime closest but mostest closest.

    • @kallvt
      @kallvt Před 3 lety +5

      Got something I'm supposed to deliver, your hands only

  • @tobiasmeerdink5023
    @tobiasmeerdink5023 Před 4 lety +734

    Thoroughly enjoyed the reference to Saturn Devouring His Son in Saturn's person graphic

    • @forestreee
      @forestreee Před 4 lety +6

      I didn't understand. Saturn had which son? The child was with The earth's person graphic right?

    • @lauraschantz9058
      @lauraschantz9058 Před 4 lety +46

      @@forestreee In mythology, the god Saturn (Chronos in Greek) would devour his own children. Jupiter/Zeus was his son and defeated him.

    • @tobiasmeerdink5023
      @tobiasmeerdink5023 Před 4 lety +31

      @@forestreee And there was a painting by Francisco Goya depicting Saturn as a crazed murderer, with blood dripping down his face as he consumed one of his children

    • @ladymistral
      @ladymistral Před 4 lety +8

      Saturn Devouring His Scone

    • @1001day
      @1001day Před 4 lety +1

      Thank you for saying this. I was looking in the comments to see if anyone else saw it 😅

  • @StripedJacket
    @StripedJacket Před rokem +1

    I come back to this video from time to time

  • @creamcheese7845
    @creamcheese7845 Před 2 lety

    Wow thank you. I learned something new today.

  • @lth9282
    @lth9282 Před 4 lety +706

    "Who do you want to be the closest too?"
    Mercury: *Yes.*

    • @metasystem8625
      @metasystem8625 Před 4 lety +9

      Inclusive or doesn't work that way! A proper joke would be "Do you want to be closest to Venus, Earth or Mars?" - Mercury: Yes.

    • @pranavlimaye
      @pranavlimaye Před 4 lety +8

      @@metasystem8625
      Or rather: "How many planets would you like to be closest to?"
      Little merc-boi: *Yes.*

    • @kagitsune
      @kagitsune Před 4 lety +1

      Polyamory! 🎉

    • @metasystem8625
      @metasystem8625 Před 4 lety +2

      @@pranavlimaye No. The "inclusive or" joke only works if the question is a yes-or-no question with more than one possibility. For example, "Would you like to be closest to Earth or Mars?" could be split up into "Would you like to be closest to Earth?" - No. - "OK, would you like to be closest to Mars?" - Yes.
      In everyday speech, these two questions are contracted, with the expected answer being "Earth" or "Mars". NOW you can instead answer "yes" to make a joke, with the yes meaning "Yes, I would like to be closest to one of the two."
      Asking "How many" or "Which" etc can never be answered by yes, and thus the joke does not work.
      It was a bad joke from the start, since it is only funny if the reader did not pick up on the fact that the answer is possible, since we're so used to picking one of the alternatives.
      But now it's just sad since people apparently forgot how logic works entirely.

    • @W4rgalactic
      @W4rgalactic Před 4 lety +2

      @@metasystem8625 shut fucking up joke police

  • @andrewmorris8650
    @andrewmorris8650 Před 4 lety +568

    Who else thoroughly enjoyed the little romance scenes. Best rose drawings ever

  • @aviationandminecraftpro6404

    Nice explanation thanks!

  • @SlyCloud
    @SlyCloud Před 2 lety +4

    Mercury is a player

  • @DaDARKPass
    @DaDARKPass Před 4 lety +1032

    "spoiler: no"
    before it was "spoiler: not what you think"
    sorry, it was "spoiler: you're wrong"
    Oh and now it's missing the spoiler part completely.

    • @kaplonk
      @kaplonk Před 4 lety +11

      DaDARKPass saw that too weird that he changed it

    • @Bradley_UA
      @Bradley_UA Před 4 lety +8

      before it was "you are wrong"

    • @sapnieldaboss3699
      @sapnieldaboss3699 Před 4 lety +10

      DaDARKPass It actually used to be “spoiler: your wrong”

    • @DaDARKPass
      @DaDARKPass Před 4 lety

      @@Bradley_UA Yeah whoops. I forgot what it was kinda.

    • @erfanian
      @erfanian Před 4 lety +6

      Probably no is the mostest closest

  • @reymeldeleon1073
    @reymeldeleon1073 Před 3 lety +535

    0:17 “planets are not people queuing for coffee”.
    Me: Spinning coffee shop.

  • @vanKarsie
    @vanKarsie Před 2 lety

    This video is in one word: delightful

  • @5en_official
    @5en_official Před rokem

    The video that made me start watching CGP

  • @spooder_jockey
    @spooder_jockey Před 3 lety +651

    2:52 I love the detail of Saturn having blood on his chin.

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 Před 3 lety +194

      @@Kanyewest3 Saturn, father of Jupiter, received a prophecy that one of his offspring would overthrow him, so he ate all his kids immediately after they were born except Jupiter, because his mom (Saturn's wife) was able to trick Saturn. Jupiter grew up and was able to cut all his siblings out of Saturn (because they're gods and trivial things like being eaten alive won't kill them) thus fulfilling the prophecy (which evidently, wouldn't have happened if Saturn just tried being a decent dad).
      (Of course, in the original Greek legend, they're called Zeus and Cronos, not Jupiter and Saturn. Also, Caelus was the father of Saturn, and Uranus was the father of Cronos, confusingly enough.)

    • @nicolasinvernizzi6140
      @nicolasinvernizzi6140 Před 3 lety +29

      @@jeffbenton6183 in other words uranus should be caelus for consistency.

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 Před 3 lety +2

      @@nicolasinvernizzi6140 Exactly

    • @lightwaves1859
      @lightwaves1859 Před 3 lety +15

      @@jeffbenton6183 are self-fullfilling prophecies a common thing in ancient myths? because this reminded me of how oedipus' parents were told they would be kill/married by their son and so they abandon him, which just leads to the whole father killing/mother marrying thing.

    • @thego-dev
      @thego-dev Před 3 lety +14

      @@lightwaves1859 yup. a huge part of those myths can be summed up as just "you can't change fate"

  • @ezpzlemonsqz
    @ezpzlemonsqz Před 4 lety +267

    No wonder he's the messenger of the Gods, he's bffs with all of them

  • @Mayonnaise_Guy
    @Mayonnaise_Guy Před 2 lety

    I was rewatching this and realized it'd be an amazing short just a suggestion

  • @extraterrestrialtech
    @extraterrestrialtech Před 2 lety

    Great explanation 🔥🔥🔥

  • @evanjohnson4559
    @evanjohnson4559 Před 4 lety +1261

    Grey: “which planet is the mostest closest?”
    Also Grey: *hops on a space shuttle for research field trip*

  • @pleb9068
    @pleb9068 Před 4 lety +738

    Fun fact: Mercury is also the closest to the sun

  • @nadinestephanie2879
    @nadinestephanie2879 Před 2 lety +2

    When the narrator say "You too pluto" i feel irrationally happy

  • @kaypz
    @kaypz Před 2 lety

    Love the animation!

  • @cavalrycome
    @cavalrycome Před 4 lety +225

    Different metrics:
    Is closest planet to Earth most of the time: Mercury
    Has closest approach to Earth: Venus
    Can be closest at any given time: {Mercury, Venus, Mars}

    • @N1ghthavvk
      @N1ghthavvk Před 4 lety +4

      What about the Sun? Is it ever closest to Earth?

    • @purpleghost106
      @purpleghost106 Před 4 lety +15

      @@N1ghthavvk Looks possible, yeah! Hypothetically, it'd be true any time all 3 of the other inner system planets are just a bit out of the way and we get the full glory of Sól shining down on us X3

    • @michaelbfdiiwong523
      @michaelbfdiiwong523 Před 4 lety +11

      @@N1ghthavvk Not a planet but possible

    • @synchronos1
      @synchronos1 Před 4 lety +1

      I would add: Is easiest to get to, Is easiest to get to and back. My guess is the latter is Venus, for the former I’m not sure if it’s Venus or Mars. (I didn’t check the orbital speeds.)

    • @crsm42
      @crsm42 Před 4 lety +7

      This would have made a better video, "it depends what you mean by closest"

  • @emirwan2449
    @emirwan2449 Před 4 lety +537

    Mercury is basically that one family member where everyone just loves

    • @MacoLmao
      @MacoLmao Před 4 lety +2

      @DANIEL DANG unfortunately

    • @stellarfirefly
      @stellarfirefly Před 4 lety +6

      Or the one family member that everybody somehow can't get rid of. >_>

    • @Jimraynor45
      @Jimraynor45 Před 4 lety

      I too equate planets with family members.

    • @brownxperson
      @brownxperson Před 4 lety +1

      mercury is the youngest sibling, im pluto

    • @laundrewashington3734
      @laundrewashington3734 Před 4 lety

      @@brownxperson so you're adopted and/or they suddenly hate you for some reason?

  • @shubhneetkaur1703
    @shubhneetkaur1703 Před 2 lety +1

    Thank you so much for such a beautiful animation.
    Now it clear all doubts related to distance of planets.

  • @prateektopinkatti2487
    @prateektopinkatti2487 Před 2 lety +2

    Damn, who would've thought the small guy at the front of the line was the biggest playboy of them all.

  • @nickmalachai2227
    @nickmalachai2227 Před 4 lety +667

    This sounds kinda like the writing in a childrens' book in the best way, especially the "mostest closest" bit.
    ... Well, now I want to see this as a childrens' book.

  • @chaoticdusk7076
    @chaoticdusk7076 Před 4 lety +389

    Mercury just out here being friends with everyone.

    • @Molscheira
      @Molscheira Před 4 lety +7

      "friends" 😉

    • @Molscheira
      @Molscheira Před 4 lety +1

      @Русский Гопник That is such a cute image - thank you for that!

  • @ChristianGamer7724
    @ChristianGamer7724 Před rokem +4

    Damn mercury has better game than me and it’s not even alive

  • @janesmith1623
    @janesmith1623 Před 2 lety +3

    Mercury is so nice

  • @gusjohnnson9641
    @gusjohnnson9641 Před 4 lety +434

    Teacher: No, Pluto is no longer considered a plan--
    CGP Grey: mOstEsT clOSesT

    • @lioneatsorbedham2614
      @lioneatsorbedham2614 Před 4 lety +1

      Many planet scientists still consider Pluto a planet.

    • @abcdefghilihgfedcba
      @abcdefghilihgfedcba Před 4 lety +3

      @@lioneatsorbedham2614
      No they don’t.

    • @lioneatsorbedham2614
      @lioneatsorbedham2614 Před 4 lety +1

      @@abcdefghilihgfedcba Only astronomers don't consider Pluto a planet. Please don't mix the two up.

    • @lioneatsorbedham2614
      @lioneatsorbedham2614 Před 4 lety +1

      @@abcdefghilihgfedcba Here, it says that astronomers decided that Pluto isn't a planet anymore, but ONLY astronomers.
      m.czcams.com/video/FqX2YdnwtRc/video.html

    • @orazin4555
      @orazin4555 Před 4 lety

      @@lioneatsorbedham2614 well no. If that were true, you would end up having to memorize over 100 planets since there is other objects like Pluto in our solar system. Scientists eventually got uncomfortable of calling Pluto a planet and they decided that it should be defined as dwarf planet. Also an astronomer is a scientist.

  • @anthonyw.5375
    @anthonyw.5375 Před 4 lety +1474

    Which planets are you closest to
    Mercury: YES

    • @stefangrobbink7760
      @stefangrobbink7760 Před 4 lety +42

      Mercury is the closest planet for every other planet, but only one planet can be the closest for mercury 🤔

    • @russophile9874
      @russophile9874 Před 4 lety +34

      For Mercury, only Venus is the closest.

    • @janterri3539
      @janterri3539 Před 4 lety

      Russophile It changes constantly there isn’t a closest

    • @aripmjr
      @aripmjr Před 4 lety

      I died

    • @wellingtonsmith4998
      @wellingtonsmith4998 Před 4 lety +2

      guess you could say that Mercury really 'gets around'
      get it, wink-wink nudge-nudge?

  • @drakktv1471
    @drakktv1471 Před rokem

    I started this video thinking that i already knew what i was going to see, well, i was wrong. Thanks you for this video, it's great and i love it

  • @bet1thisisthemostknownavat172

    Mercury : i love you earth
    Also mercury : most of the time.........

  • @blue_pomeranian
    @blue_pomeranian Před 4 lety +729

    For those who wanted the "occasional closest" rather than "mostest closest"
    The closest possible opposition distance between Earth andVenus is 38 million kilometers.
    The minimum distance from the Earthto Mars is about 54.6 million kilometers.

    • @NisseVex
      @NisseVex Před 4 lety +18

      thank you

    • @diegopescia9602
      @diegopescia9602 Před 4 lety +7

      thanks

    • @Orsan_
      @Orsan_ Před 4 lety +42

      That's actually the answer I was expecting from this video.

    • @tavojr
      @tavojr Před 4 lety +7

      Answer i was looking for thank you

    • @diggitydoo5836
      @diggitydoo5836 Před 4 lety +12

      What’s that in bananas?

  • @anthonydelfino6171
    @anthonydelfino6171 Před 3 lety +360

    This is so delightfully appropriate for the planet named after the messenger of the gods. Who else can pass notes between them better but the mostest closest?

  • @Rellton_
    @Rellton_ Před 2 lety +1

    Playing Schopl jeopardy:
    Teacher: Which planet is closest-
    Student: MERCURY