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  • @Luetin09
    @Luetin09  Před 3 lety +753

    Within 40K I think its fair to say many of the things that can happen while youre still alive far worse than simply the ways to die. If you have idea for other list videos please drop them below - this wont be super regular content but fun to throw these in from time to time. Like the vid? Hit the Like 👍

    • @M4ShermanandCompany
      @M4ShermanandCompany Před 3 lety +7

      FINALLY THE OMNISSIAH RETURNS!!!

    • @ProfaneGod
      @ProfaneGod Před 3 lety +16

      Maybe the worst fate could be the emperor himself stuck perpetually in a state between life and death feeding off his own people for psychic energy that his followers around him are all to eager to provide knowing that his imperium has possibly strayed from the path he originally intended for them unable to speak move or even breathe intergrated to the golden throne unable to recover and lead mankind to its destiny.

    • @Bone_guy
      @Bone_guy Před 3 lety +5

      The Emperor can see the future I think, so that it was "needed" to purge peaceful self Reliant civilizations is absurdly grim dark.

    • @Prophetofthe8thLegion
      @Prophetofthe8thLegion Před 3 lety +7

      The title: 40ks worst times to be alive.
      Me: Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down to?

    • @justarandomyoutubeviewer2749
      @justarandomyoutubeviewer2749 Před 3 lety +6

      Lutein please make an indepth study about how the imperium feed it's people.

  • @christocoertzen1615
    @christocoertzen1615 Před 3 lety +7447

    My favorite thing about 40k is that I don't live in it.

    • @warpcore9681
      @warpcore9681 Před 3 lety +208

      A lot of times I'll watch Luetin09's videos to keep things in perspective for real life.

    • @dr.palsonp.h.d815
      @dr.palsonp.h.d815 Před 3 lety +76

      depends, maybe by 40k we will be in a similar perdciment

    • @minutemengeneral1324
      @minutemengeneral1324 Před 3 lety +63

      Yah I’m fine just painting miniatures

    • @marcopolo9549
      @marcopolo9549 Před 3 lety +61

      This comment is what sets our universe apart, to every other fictional universe 😂

    • @Grabthar191
      @Grabthar191 Před 3 lety +137

      @@marcopolo9549 Yeah, I saw a clever comment on another video that said, "Star Wars and Star Trek fans are like 'I wish I could live there' and 40k fans are like "nah, I'm fine.'" :P

  • @revolverDOOMGUY
    @revolverDOOMGUY Před 3 lety +2192

    "It's me!!"
    "Who?"
    "The most terrifing thing in the WH40K Galaxy"
    "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down"

    • @GageMason
      @GageMason Před 3 lety +16

      Lol good meme

    • @bluedog843
      @bluedog843 Před 3 lety +58

      The true most terrifying thing in the entire WH40k universe is still the latina mothers and their chanclas. Except this time, they no longer have flip flops. They have cybernetic enhancements

    • @bluedog843
      @bluedog843 Před 3 lety +17

      @@Vikingcatbro the latina wife of konrad curze

    • @lordfarquad8913
      @lordfarquad8913 Před 3 lety +6

      @@bluedog843 what crack are you on?

    • @VeraTepes
      @VeraTepes Před 2 lety +1

      "What if I told you that I was a Tyranid NornQueen? "
      " Okay. That is scary. "

  • @PlagueOfGripes
    @PlagueOfGripes Před 3 lety +2359

    Humans in 40k: "I don't much care for this."

  • @olookslike0
    @olookslike0 Před 3 lety +1065

    I love how 40k has managed to pinpoint such a vast variety of suffering. Not just the scale, but the amount and the diversity; it's like a roulette table and every number is a totally different terror you can land on.

    • @petrowegynyolc7108
      @petrowegynyolc7108 Před 3 lety +25

      Yeah, we reached a point where even Typus is like "I'm not even mad, that is actually amazing..."

    • @ngcastronerd4791
      @ngcastronerd4791 Před 3 lety +26

      Frankly, it all comes down to the same thing for the most part, absolute unending agony. The only real difference is who is administering it.

    • @15firekid
      @15firekid Před 3 lety +36

      40k universe deciding your fate: okay Let's spin the wheel of suffering... aaaaaand... congratulations you are soul trapped into the living skin of a starship that uses suffering as a power source.

    • @olookslike0
      @olookslike0 Před 3 lety +17

      @@15firekid Atleast you didn't end up with worms burrowing into your flesh and eating your nervous system. That was on number 15 black.

    • @Revanchist2
      @Revanchist2 Před 3 lety +11

      it's like russian roulette only you are using an automatic weapon

  • @InquisitorThomas
    @InquisitorThomas Před 3 lety +2143

    I’m surprised this isn’t a five second video where you say “all of it.”

    • @christocoertzen1615
      @christocoertzen1615 Před 3 lety +45

      It'll be hilarious if he actually did that

    • @skeewiffenator
      @skeewiffenator Před 3 lety +1

      Like at the end

    • @TheUnspeakableh
      @TheUnspeakableh Před 3 lety +31

      I'd say M15 to M19 were pretty sweet, other than that, NOPE!

    • @andrewniehoff8612
      @andrewniehoff8612 Před 3 lety

      Rather what I thought.

    • @Bone_guy
      @Bone_guy Před 3 lety +9

      Being a visitor to this warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Pleasure_World until slannesth takes it over, would be a good time.

  • @benjamindover2601
    @benjamindover2601 Před 3 lety +2697

    Imperium:”Join or die”
    World:”ok, we’ll join”
    Imperium:”Die anyway!”

    • @Xo-3130
      @Xo-3130 Před 3 lety +224

      World: Why?!
      Imperium: Oh, the paper guy filed the form to destroy the planet.

    • @intevolver
      @intevolver Před 3 lety +108

      Your enthusiasm reeks of treachery, heretic!

    • @SneakyMuffin
      @SneakyMuffin Před 3 lety +67

      Gotta love the Imperium and the Emperor being a major twat.

    • @armadis4168
      @armadis4168 Před 3 lety +49

      It's more like "Join us to die for our god Emperor and his cause or die a heretic"

    • @jbark678
      @jbark678 Před 3 lety +95

      @@Xo-3130 More like, someone needed to fill a form so the planet *wouldn't* be glassed and the Inquisitor thought the sector governor would do it and the Governor thought the Inquisitor would.

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical Před 3 lety +1016

    40K in a nutshell
    “Life sucks, but some lives suck more than others”

    • @zeb9826
      @zeb9826 Před 3 lety +38

      real life in a nutshell too

    • @chocoman45
      @chocoman45 Před 3 lety +4

      "and death is even worse"

    • @ivanpn6206
      @ivanpn6206 Před 3 lety

      To top it off

    • @adrianalavez4140
      @adrianalavez4140 Před 3 lety +3

      And some Slaanesh followers suck more 😈💜

    • @ivanpn6206
      @ivanpn6206 Před 3 lety +8

      Although I heard that the afterlife in 40k for humans is better in the sense that the souls just become part of the warp again with no actual suffering
      The Eldar on the other had... let just say they value their soul stones for a reason...
      ...Slaneesh.

  • @rustedbranch
    @rustedbranch Před 3 lety +742

    I'd say a particularly bad time would be for a human on one of the worlds that joined the T'au right before the Damocles Gulf Crusade. Feeling like the Imperium forgot/abandoned you and joining with these nice Xenos even though in the back of your mind you know the Empire may come back. Then a short bit later the imperium Comes in guns blazing

    • @jessejamesroy0069
      @jessejamesroy0069 Před 3 lety +51

      just take off the damn uniform lul you were spying and changed your name to alpharius, The info i have gathered.... they are filthy commie xeno's from Asia

    • @furiousfinch1587
      @furiousfinch1587 Před 2 lety +5

      The love of the God-Emperor of Mankind, so often promised, is curiously lacking.
      Yet the moment you stop believing that the God-Emperor loves you, the God-Emperor's seething, raging wrath is shockingly forthcoming.
      The Imperium you are "part of" doesn't care to help you. It only watches and waits for you to step out of line so it can almost eagerly throttle you and disembowel your children and decry your entire people as vile scum.

    • @alastor8091
      @alastor8091 Před 2 lety +21

      @@furiousfinch1587 heresy. Reported.

    • @detritus3676
      @detritus3676 Před 2 lety +12

      Heresy

    • @CDSAfghan
      @CDSAfghan Před 2 lety +14

      Better to die now loyal to the Emperor than burn later as a heretic.

  • @benjamindover2601
    @benjamindover2601 Před 3 lety +3599

    Being an Orc is defiantly the best option in this universe, everyone else is just not having a good time at all.

    • @WASDLeftClick
      @WASDLeftClick Před 3 lety +484

      Meanwhile orks are literally just vibing.

    • @AsbestosMuffins
      @AsbestosMuffins Před 3 lety +434

      eh, if you're one of those necrons who're still sentient you're immortal, nearly unkillable, have the best technology in the galaxy, and even the tyranids are scared of you, not sure even the dark eldar would bother with trying to mess with you unless you've done something to mess with them, but even then you're still more powerful than them

    • @edday4093
      @edday4093 Před 3 lety +291

      @@AsbestosMuffins yeah but it seems like a lot of waiting around.

    • @okramoffacebook1381
      @okramoffacebook1381 Před 3 lety +159

      @@edday4093 way to good a response, add another cycle to your dormant time

    • @edday4093
      @edday4093 Před 3 lety +67

      @@okramoffacebook1381 dammit

  • @Hey_Loser
    @Hey_Loser Před 3 lety +1434

    Whenever i hear Luetin talk about all the suffering in warhammer I like to imagine an ork doing donuts in his truck in the middle of a battle listening to 'girls just wanna have fun' firing is shoota up in the air having a blast

    • @Jay-zt1pq
      @Jay-zt1pq Před 3 lety +141

      🎶 AND ORKS
      THEY WANNA DAKKA!
      OH ORKS
      JUST WANT TO DA-KKA! 🎶

    • @snoox27
      @snoox27 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Jay-zt1pq lol

    • @LouseGrouse
      @LouseGrouse Před 3 lety +78

      @@Jay-zt1pq I GETZ BACK
      FROM THE MORNIN FITE,
      DA BOSS SEZ "WHEN U GUNNA KRUMP THOZE GITZ RITE?"
      OI BOSS, SAY MORE O' THAT AND I'Z GONNA SMACK YA!
      CUZ ORKS, WE ALL WANT SOME DAKKA
      YEA ORKS JUST WANT SOME DAKKA

    • @dekai7992
      @dekai7992 Před 3 lety +19

      Perhaps the only species for which existing in the 40k universe is actually fun. Perhaps that makes it even more horrible.

    • @komiks42
      @komiks42 Před 3 lety

      @@dekai7992 At least someone have great day

  • @basstedson
    @basstedson Před 3 lety +725

    In the beggining the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

  • @shilopnamreg6468
    @shilopnamreg6468 Před 3 lety +1078

    In a universe created by authors trying to out-edge each other, everything is simultaneously the most and least terrible thing to exist.

    • @naughtybear2187
      @naughtybear2187 Před 2 lety +27

      Major flaw I think

    • @lars7747
      @lars7747 Před 2 lety +16

      @@naughtybear2187 no probably the most realistic. A very big part of our planet is suffering. And with more war, religious fanaticism, xenophobia and tyrannical rule. Everything being shit sounds about right and realistic

    • @naughtybear2187
      @naughtybear2187 Před 2 lety +60

      @@lars7747 Not to presume or anything but when I hear someone say something along the lines of this I immediately think "This person has no experience with other places outside his home country". Just to be clear I had this same type of thinking as you do, but that is before I went to these supposed "armpits" of the world. The people there are some of the best and genuine company I have ever met. These people were true christians (I went on missions) and had a deep sense of community you don't see back in the states. In reality the world isn't as bleak as some might think is all I'm trying to say.

    • @lars7747
      @lars7747 Před 2 lety +6

      @@naughtybear2187 ive visited every continent except Antarctica and have been to many very poor countries. My experience was a lot, lot different from yours it seems. A starving family wint give their last scraps to feed a guest like travel blogs like to suggest. They'd sooner kill you

    • @naughtybear2187
      @naughtybear2187 Před 2 lety +3

      @@lars7747 that Is not what I suggest. Please tell me about these experiences you've had. How did you afford to go to all these places? Sounds interesting!

  • @LiteDnBFnatic
    @LiteDnBFnatic Před 3 lety +618

    "All we ever wished, was to be left alone..."
    Imagine being the primordial Marine hearing this and then many years later running into the Horus Heresy. If this doesn't mentally mess with you I don't know what does because you basically wiped out a race that would've helped you against other factions because you were given orders down the chain to do so.

    • @essex3777
      @essex3777 Před 3 lety +53

      That...sounds tragic. Where is the from, I don't have any of the books since I'm broke.

    • @Grabthar191
      @Grabthar191 Před 3 lety +108

      I heard about a short story today about the Custodes and the Sisters of Silence that killed several Marines because they were part of a heretical chapter, even though they were new to the chapter and didn't know about their brother's heresies.

    • @korahael1908
      @korahael1908 Před 3 lety +17

      @@essex3777 Fulgrim by Graham McNeill, that part is pretty short though.

    • @hasunoushasu9710
      @hasunoushasu9710 Před 3 lety +60

      @@Grabthar191 that's not exactly what happens tho.
      If I remember correctly they told the primaris marines to stand down and that they would be kept in check while their heretical chapter would be purge. And the primaris flat out refused, stating that their chapter (that they've never even seen at this point) couldn't be heretical.
      Usually, when the big guns tell you to stand down or it means you side with the enemy, you listen to them

    • @wanderhillen2435
      @wanderhillen2435 Před 3 lety +53

      @@hasunoushasu9710 Space marines were never known for their great reasonableness. I guess Belisarius forgot to add that into the primaris along with his other improvements.

  • @nervmeister
    @nervmeister Před 3 lety +735

    *Pre-Heresy Emperor:* "If we don't destroy your miracle-tech civilization and replace with grimy diesel-punk hoopla and slavery, then Chaos wins.........Don't look at me that way. It just works."

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 Před 3 lety +111

      So basically, "Just trust me bro"

    • @Bob-jd4nr
      @Bob-jd4nr Před 3 lety +96

      Whelp…Chaos is still winning after all
      Imperial hive cities are always better hotbed for Chaos than those once-high-tech worlds.

    • @Holuunderbeere
      @Holuunderbeere Před 3 lety +16

      Pre herresy was more advanced

    • @Deimos2k5
      @Deimos2k5 Před 3 lety +63

      @@user-mb3mf2og9k on a 40k video? Dude get a life

    • @formerlypie8781
      @formerlypie8781 Před 3 lety +29

      @@user-mb3mf2og9k 🤡

  • @jonahc2807
    @jonahc2807 Před 3 lety +296

    Now I understand why the combatants of 40k are always eager to die when facing down their enemies. Getting captured isn't exactly an option...

    • @fullmetalalkami6466
      @fullmetalalkami6466 Před 2 lety +16

      Especially if its the Word Bearers doing the capturing. Not a fate anyone wants to be subjected to

    • @iloveanothermanswives4278
      @iloveanothermanswives4278 Před rokem +13

      @@fullmetalalkami6466 Facing the Orks is the biggest relief a human can have in Warhammer universe. You can atleast being murdered/eaten instead of any other fuckeries. And that's guaranteed.

    • @illegal_memer2220
      @illegal_memer2220 Před rokem

      @@iloveanothermanswives4278 Doubtful, orks took slaves just as any other species

  • @kasus123
    @kasus123 Před 3 lety +140

    "Congratulations you are being rescued!"
    "Please dont resist"
    BANG!

  • @peterclarke7240
    @peterclarke7240 Před 3 lety +105

    Worst time to be alive...?
    Me dakka's broke, I've lost me choppa, and some complete BASTARD 'as signed a groggin' peace treaty... Fuck this shit. I'm goin' down the pub.

    • @dustincooper8516
      @dustincooper8516 Před 2 lety +5

      I'm not cryin' you filthy git- damn smoke in my eye from my shoota!

  • @awesomehpt8938
    @awesomehpt8938 Před 3 lety +236

    Aside from during the age of technology and the great crusade, every time was a bad time to be alive for humans.

    • @arg31ify
      @arg31ify Před 3 lety +71

      I mean the great crusade wasn't all that good for half of humanity

    • @TheBard1999
      @TheBard1999 Před 3 lety +13

      I mean, today is a pretty good time.

    • @joevenespineli6389
      @joevenespineli6389 Před 3 lety +42

      Or some poor lost human colony that is blissfully ignorant of the galaxy's horrors.

    • @MagikarpMan
      @MagikarpMan Před 3 lety +32

      @@TheBard1999 when your privileged in the west yes, but don't forget alot of the current human population don't have access to basic food, water and shelter. Trust me current humanity isn't nearly as good as you think it is, especially if your born at the bottom of society

    • @JCDenton3
      @JCDenton3 Před 3 lety +48

      @@MagikarpMan It is infinitely better than 40k. I've been to plenty of 3rd world countries, and honestly a lot of the people there are way more grounded and happier than in the US, UK, and other Western countries I've spent time in. Sure they have problems, but they also see the simple joys in life. There's zero comparison, 40k is absolutely worse than the vast majority of people's current experience in life.

  • @MisterFrets
    @MisterFrets Před 3 lety +50

    Loved hearing about the poor guardsman chosen by Nurgle. It seems the humble guardsman is the first shield against any foe from hordes of ravenous Tyranids to Horus himself

  • @boomshoot5350
    @boomshoot5350 Před 3 lety +213

    the more and more I learn about the emperors deeds, the less and less I feel sorry for him being on the golden throne and realizing that the khans thought of his father the emperor was right that he was nothing more than a tyrant and really no better than the people he deemed evil.

    • @manhphuc4335
      @manhphuc4335 Před 3 lety +53

      He is indeed a tyrant. But he is a well informed tyrant. That's why he did what he did, because if he had succeed, the chaos gods would have fall, and humanity dominance over the galaxy would have succeed. Sadly, it goes how it usually goes, humans being asses against one another, and the emperor being too much of a tyrant.

    • @Tkhaikovski
      @Tkhaikovski Před 3 lety +10

      @@manhphuc4335 Spot on summary of the Emperor!

    • @chrismath149
      @chrismath149 Před 3 lety +34

      @@manhphuc4335 The entire assumption of religion being superstitious nonsense and the sole cause for humanity's quarrelsome nature and disunity is pretty much bullshit. Humans spread out, develop different mannerism formed by their environment which become moral guidelines and later on rules can be useful. It is simply part of nature that people are different, and so are nations. And finally planets. By trying to create a realm with a single ethical guideline, a single ruler, a single army, etc, the Emperor of Mankind has done the dumbest mistake anyone could have made and pretty much doomed humanity. Well informed my ass. He is a pretentious idiot with the ability to understand the complexity of human nature and religion commonly found in a three year old.

    • @ayami123
      @ayami123 Před 3 lety +13

      @@chrismath149 tell that to tyranids and chaos,
      without those huge armies, you'll just be a food of the tyranids

    • @xXJLNINJAXx
      @xXJLNINJAXx Před 2 lety +2

      Khans?

  • @literalsarcasm1830
    @literalsarcasm1830 Před 3 lety +316

    "Semi-living pool of flesh-liquid" accurately describes me after a year and a half in quarantine.

    • @stuglife5514
      @stuglife5514 Před 3 lety +14

      Man that sucks. I’ve been out at the range, hiking, going to lunch with friends, barbecuing, haven’t caught it or know anyone who’s caught it. You know you can like, step outside for some fresh air right?

    • @anonymously_yours
      @anonymously_yours Před 3 lety +5

      @@stuglife5514 I've done the same as you AND caught corona but I still agree.

    • @jessejamesroy0069
      @jessejamesroy0069 Před 3 lety +2

      just get into pc gaming, having sex with your woman, netflix, drugs, working out, new hobby there is plenty to keep oneself occupied

    • @londonspade5896
      @londonspade5896 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jessejamesroy0069 How do you afford rent? I thought Americans only get like $1k per month.

    • @jessejamesroy0069
      @jessejamesroy0069 Před 3 lety

      @@londonspade5896 i'm canadian

  • @jaredstar
    @jaredstar Před 3 lety +210

    If I woke up in the 40K universe I would off myself and pray that I wake up some more happier like a Gotham City ghetto

    • @sunburst8810
      @sunburst8810 Před 3 lety +41

      Being alive in 40k is better than being dead. Suicide guarantees burning in the warp forever

    • @lancethedecayedguardian2719
      @lancethedecayedguardian2719 Před 2 lety +8

      @@sunburst8810 Just find a local space marine, get hopped up on morphine to attempt to null pain then say the Emperor is not a God then hope the bolter is aimed for your head

  • @zombieshoot4318
    @zombieshoot4318 Před 3 lety +169

    Note to self: Carry fast acting poison or explosive to avoid being captured.

    • @claymoreroomba2921
      @claymoreroomba2921 Před 3 lety +17

      run toward the enemy to bring them down with you

    • @siddharthnandi3995
      @siddharthnandi3995 Před 3 lety +33

      Explosive. The Drukhari would find a way to counteract the poison.

    • @hivefleetkronos4108
      @hivefleetkronos4108 Před 3 lety +21

      Always carry both just incase one fails. If both fail then try and do half a front flip

    • @mechanwhal6590
      @mechanwhal6590 Před 2 lety

      @@siddharthnandi3995 Also, you can take a few of them down with you.

    • @DoctorProph3t
      @DoctorProph3t Před 2 lety +5

      “See this ‘ere sarge? This ‘ere me holy hand grenade. If I’m bout to get taken, I just pull the pin.”
      ‘Private, that is against Guard regulations! Grenades are expensive, you slit your throat to escape a terrible death like a good Imperial Guard!’

  • @johnoneil9188
    @johnoneil9188 Před 3 lety +52

    Orks:"I have no idea what these humies are on about, I´m having a blast!"

  • @L0stEngineer
    @L0stEngineer Před 3 lety +154

    Well, considering how terrifying the warp and the warhammer 40k afterlife has become, I'd consider every breathe a royal up yours to inevitability.

    • @CherryOpera
      @CherryOpera Před 3 lety +8

      That’s the spirit! 👏🏻

    • @nervmeister
      @nervmeister Před 3 lety +42

      If you're a normal human, the good news is that, upon dying, you'll be spared the warp's torments since your soul would simply dissipate in its currents. Just don't be a psyker or draw a daemon's attention.

    • @mirroredvoid8394
      @mirroredvoid8394 Před 3 lety +2

      @@pyerack Is that a good thing?

    • @doggerthedog6744
      @doggerthedog6744 Před 2 lety +4

      @@pyerack World's most fucked up vore bouncy castle

  • @MachineMindDesigns
    @MachineMindDesigns Před 3 lety +174

    When living as a psyker in WH40k's universe your forced to put up with the galaxy's/Imperiums' shenanigans to the point that you'd wish you'd die...only to find out your soul goes to the warp and is subjected to the shenanigans of the Chaos gods and their kinks. So you choose to live with the galaxy's shenanigans.....until Chaos invades, then you get the best of both shenanigans!

    • @raistlarn
      @raistlarn Před 3 lety +11

      Only psykers stay around long enough to get messed with. Non-psykers just merge with the stuff that makes up the immaterium.

    • @awakeandwatching953
      @awakeandwatching953 Před 3 lety +2

      @@raistlarn we dont really know and its all up for interpretation what happens to most human souls that dont die from chaos rituals etc

    • @MachineMindDesigns
      @MachineMindDesigns Před 3 lety +5

      @@pyerack Funny no one goes over this, cause this just gave me some clarity. need to adjust my comment....

    • @raistlarn
      @raistlarn Před 3 lety +9

      @@awakeandwatching953 Codex Chaos Demons 8th edition, page 7, first paragraph. "When devotees of Chaos die, their souls do not fade in the warp and disappear like the spirits of others."
      This doesn't change the fact GW is notorious for changing their lore, but they do spell it out in this codex at least... until they change the lore again.

    • @AwankO
      @AwankO Před 3 lety +4

      @@pyerack I like how you explained that, might be the first time I seen such things smoothly explained, without extra.

  • @mrwoodchuck94
    @mrwoodchuck94 Před 3 lety +33

    I would like a list of narcotics in 40k, they get mentioned from time to time in books but not alaborated

  • @DarthEvilicus
    @DarthEvilicus Před 2 lety +31

    Internet article: “if you could be any character in your favorite franchise what would you be?”
    Me, a Space Marine enthusiast: “Do I have to live in that universe?”
    Internet article: “Yes”
    Me, no longer a Space Marine enthusiast: “Guess I’ll be a Jedi in the Old Republic”

    • @nobody4248
      @nobody4248 Před rokem +2

      Darth Nihilus would like to know your location

    • @herpederpe4320
      @herpederpe4320 Před 6 měsíci

      Lying means that you automatically become a thrall in Nurgles farm

  • @btarczy5067
    @btarczy5067 Před 3 lety +26

    There is something so cathartic about hearing such a calm voice describing the atrocities and shenanigans of the sharpest edge of the world.
    Sweet dreams!

  • @AnimeFan9833
    @AnimeFan9833 Před 3 lety +69

    Thanks for making 40k lore so accessible to people who don't play the ttg! Your videos got me into it a couple of months ago and now I'm hyped to get my first miniatures soon.

    • @casiocfx
      @casiocfx Před 3 lety +1

      Nice! That‘s Petty cool. So, which models did you choose?

    • @AnimeFan9833
      @AnimeFan9833 Před 3 lety +2

      @@casiocfx I'm currently stuck between either getting a little starter kit with 1 necron and 1 space marine or a small unit of space marines. Gonna need to get some brushes and colors as well, so I'll probably just take the necron and marine first to try it out.

    • @casiocfx
      @casiocfx Před 3 lety +2

      @@AnimeFan9833 for the start this seems like a good idea. Starting with a smalller amount of standard models, trying a few things out and gather some experience sounds cool. Much joy and effort with your new models! Have a great time and all the best! Listening to Luetin‘s Videos while painting makes much fun.

    • @AnimeFan9833
      @AnimeFan9833 Před 3 lety +2

      @@casiocfx I'll definitely be re-listening to some of luetin's videos. Thank you!

    • @pegcity4eva
      @pegcity4eva Před 2 lety

      I'm loving it

  • @Bulkvannderhuge
    @Bulkvannderhuge Před 3 lety +37

    Pinhead: We have such sights to show you.
    Drukhari: I *highly* doubt that.

    • @joak-web
      @joak-web Před 3 lety +6

      Nurgle: I'm feeling all fuzzy and warm inside

    • @bikehunter82
      @bikehunter82 Před rokem +2

      ...damnit, I only just read this and spit coffee on my phone laughing.

  • @CommissarDan
    @CommissarDan Před 3 lety +82

    When Inquisitor gives your planet one star rating.

    • @mho...
      @mho... Před 2 lety +2

      better then an *X*

  • @l4zrh4wk
    @l4zrh4wk Před 3 lety +327

    “So let’s start off strong with the most obvious and perverse weirdos in the galaxy: the furries.”

    • @j.d.1291
      @j.d.1291 Před 3 lety +23

      @@WestSideGorilla1980 You misspelled Space Wolves

    • @icameforthememes5835
      @icameforthememes5835 Před 3 lety +16

      AVENGE ME BROTHER!

    • @RezaQin
      @RezaQin Před 3 lety +3

      Space Wolves are hella cool so piss off ya wanker

    • @91010186
      @91010186 Před 3 lety

      Sick reference

    • @AdaTheWatcher
      @AdaTheWatcher Před 3 lety

      Just a small note, not all furries are bad, most are do…

  • @charliemay3804
    @charliemay3804 Před 3 lety +85

    “When’s the worst time to be alive in Warhammer?”
    “Yes”

  • @lordchancellorhatton1910
    @lordchancellorhatton1910 Před 3 lety +19

    The night lords trilogy description of the screaming gallery is forever burned in my mind. The night lords are the most damnable chaos legion to me. They we're always the very worst humanity had to offer and you can't even blame their nature on chaos manipulation. "We were murderers first, last, and always!"
    -Jago Sevatarion

    • @herrnihl6993
      @herrnihl6993 Před 2 lety +6

      A Night Lord and an Emperor's Children spot each other on the battlefield, both draped in skin and grisly trophies from countless battlefields. Their fields of vision narrow in reciprocal condemnation. One of them is going to have to go home and change.

    • @Nyctophora
      @Nyctophora Před 2 lety

      @@herrnihl6993 That's brilliant

  • @GabrielLopez-mo2xo
    @GabrielLopez-mo2xo Před 3 lety +36

    Lutin: I decided to make this a short list so I can produce more long-form content
    Lutins video: 35 mins long

  • @mikevasquez1103
    @mikevasquez1103 Před 3 lety +59

    The Interex and the Auretian Technocracy were victims of idiocy. The Emperor's deception regarding the dangers of Chaos doomed them.

    • @joevenespineli6389
      @joevenespineli6389 Před 3 lety +3

      I always confuse the two as one and the same.

    • @mikevasquez1103
      @mikevasquez1103 Před 3 lety +20

      @@joevenespineli6389 The eradication of the Interex was especially unfortunate because they were enemies of Chaos.

    • @joevenespineli6389
      @joevenespineli6389 Před 3 lety +4

      @@mikevasquez1103 Haven't really read much lore but how did the Emperor view these small but advanced human civilizations?

    • @mikevasquez1103
      @mikevasquez1103 Před 3 lety +2

      @@JudicialBrat They merely exploited an opourtunity created by the Emperor. Had the Primarchs been made aware of the Primordial Annihlator and the Emperor not horribly mishandled Lorgar,, Kor Pharoah and Erebus would have had no opourtunity to exploit.

    • @mikevasquez1103
      @mikevasquez1103 Před 3 lety +7

      @@joevenespineli6389 It's largely unaddressed as they were encountered post Ullanor and the appointment if Horus Lupercal to WRmaster.

  • @jackdoe552
    @jackdoe552 Před rokem +15

    I wonder if any dark Eldar ever woke up and said to himself "Damn, we really blew it as a species."

    • @FJF1085
      @FJF1085 Před 5 měsíci +1

      I think so, there’s some that have joined the Ynnari.

  • @Fondyr
    @Fondyr Před 3 lety +21

    I started painting miniatures last year and just started reading the Horus Heresy novels (I am now at book 8). The Diasporex captains last words were indeed truly tragic and made me reconsider switching to making a xenos army instead of going on with my space marines xD

    • @LiveAndDie85
      @LiveAndDie85 Před 7 měsíci

      Sooner or later the tyranids will munch on the whole galaxy so they are the only option. Lorewise they are 1 of the strongest factions.

  • @MaxMears
    @MaxMears Před 3 lety +334

    This makes me think back to Lukas the trickster, great story, good stuff Luetin :D

    • @Supernaught00
      @Supernaught00 Před 3 lety

      That's a great book! I started listening to it for the second time a little while ago.

    • @2silent2kill80
      @2silent2kill80 Před 3 lety +3

      i wish we had more dark eldar books

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 Před 3 lety +2

      Remember when he got his heart torn out? Fun times

    • @MachinedFace88ttv
      @MachinedFace88ttv Před 3 lety +1

      Dont you have some timmys to be killing from a bush or a trap base to build? Oh wait , you're the guy with the memorable intro song and sick rust comeback stories.

    • @richardvaldes3959
      @richardvaldes3959 Před 3 lety

      @@MachinedFace88ttv he "was" that guy

  • @Zyphent
    @Zyphent Před 3 lety +84

    It's always interesting to hear about the various budding successful human civilizations before the crusade - I agree it'd be really interesting to see where one stood in the modern age contrasted with the imperium.

  • @Walkerxy
    @Walkerxy Před 3 lety +14

    Being turned into a drukharis meat luffa would be about my number one fear in the far future.

  • @cmdraftbrn
    @cmdraftbrn Před 3 lety +15

    already 3 armies into this game. with 3 more waiting in the wings. mind says buy more models, wallet says not gonna happen. this, is the worst time to be alive.

  • @drexis.rhexis1027
    @drexis.rhexis1027 Před 3 lety +75

    This makes me wanna join chaos or just flat out be lost in space outside the galaxy

    • @zombiecat6875
      @zombiecat6875 Před 3 lety +20

      @@pyerack that could be us

    • @johnwalker3602
      @johnwalker3602 Před 2 lety +4

      @@zombiecat6875 well shit now I'm gonna have nightmares. Frak you.

  • @SneedShrugged
    @SneedShrugged Před 3 lety +41

    Some fun, light hearted content in these trying times. Amazing as always

  • @JoshWookiee
    @JoshWookiee Před 3 lety +25

    Becoming a servitor. Warhammer crime fucked me up with that

    • @RezaQin
      @RezaQin Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah, but after you're one, you wouldn't really know. Hopefully.

  • @YourBestFriendreally
    @YourBestFriendreally Před 3 lety +24

    While it's not exactly in line with everything you've covered so far, I'd love it if you made a small mention of those living on Holy Terra in the next part. I vaguely recall reading a piece of lore that the population of pilgrims was in the trillions. Entire generations come and gone, waiting in orbit for a chance to even set foot on the surface. They all believe it's worth the deaths so at least one part of their family at some point will make it, such is their devotion.

  • @luismalave2422
    @luismalave2422 Před 3 lety +19

    "Worst times to be alive in warhammer 40k"
    1. The universe in general

  • @Hades4x
    @Hades4x Před 3 lety +90

    This might sound ridiculous but I live for these videos. Got me through army training. Keep it up!

    • @joebennett6174
      @joebennett6174 Před 3 lety +4

      Same haha

    • @Darkn3ss17
      @Darkn3ss17 Před 3 lety +5

      Watch out, there might be a commissar behind you ready to execute you for wasting the emperors time in the comments section

    • @troytownsend6402
      @troytownsend6402 Před 3 lety +4

      I’m with you there man. Reminds you how the suck can be a lot worse! The worst of training is 1000x better than the best of 40K.

  • @martinfigueroa3881
    @martinfigueroa3881 Před 3 lety +13

    40k's worst times to be alive: Pretty much any time, anywhere, except for like a couple planets.

  • @fabricatorgeneralcaz534
    @fabricatorgeneralcaz534 Před 3 lety +9

    I just finished the Night Lords audiobook series and it was absolutely incredible. I highly recommend it to anyone who’s into chaos.

  • @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665
    @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665 Před 3 lety +138

    First edition wasn't a great time to be alive, the goddamn "terror squirrels" were canon, that's some Alpha + psyker level threat

    • @NowioFel
      @NowioFel Před 3 lety +16

      Terror squirrels domesticated by Orks.

    • @unsmote1560
      @unsmote1560 Před 3 lety +16

      “What kinda Squiggs is these?”
      “Terror Squiggs”

    • @robinburt5735
      @robinburt5735 Před 3 lety +10

      Ptera Squirrels are STILL canon

    • @johnoneil9188
      @johnoneil9188 Před 3 lety +5

      Tell me more about those terror squirrels.

    • @theHedgex1
      @theHedgex1 Před 3 lety +2

      I kind of want to know more about these terror squirrels

  • @H_Hold
    @H_Hold Před 3 lety +88

    I personally would've liked to see an Emperor that would've been like "Doing fine? Dope, Would you like to open democratic and trade negotiations? Perhaps allow volunteers from your populace into our military? Share tech knowledge?" Just open business relations. You'll be able to field and launch armies from yet another planet to boot.

    • @AwankO
      @AwankO Před 3 lety +23

      This here would have yielded so much better results.

    • @jimmehjiimmeehh9748
      @jimmehjiimmeehh9748 Před 2 lety +3

      @@AwankO No, it wouldn't. The entire point of the great crusade was to wipe out all worship and religiosity in order to kill the chaos gods. Doing that requires all human cultures to be completely dominated and reformed by the imperium.

    • @konveen8777
      @konveen8777 Před 2 lety +11

      @@jimmehjiimmeehh9748 to be fair it would be a lot easier to do that after swooping in, chatting up the locals, and coaxing their STC knowledge out of them before you turn their planet into a glass parking lot.

    • @joevenespineli6389
      @joevenespineli6389 Před 2 lety +1

      I wonder if there is some other sci fi setting with multiple human empires instead of just one

    • @jimmehjiimmeehh9748
      @jimmehjiimmeehh9748 Před 2 lety +9

      @@joevenespineli6389 Look up Traveller if you want a "post apoc, dark age" sci-fi with multiple human empires and also aliens.
      Look up Battletech if you want one without aliens.
      I mean there's plenty others (ie Dune), but those are ones that have full fledged games attached to them.

  • @CherryOpera
    @CherryOpera Před 3 lety +1

    The screaming gallery descriptions had me do the sign of the cross nonstop. That’s the most insanely and creepily messed up.

  • @viktorarman934
    @viktorarman934 Před rokem +4

    Its kind a funny that you are technically helping me staying sober lol. the lore series that you have put so much time into has helped take my mind away from things :) thanks alot Leutin

  • @outlanderart7273
    @outlanderart7273 Před 3 lety +19

    In the Grim Dark Future there is only waiting a few Millennia for Luetin to upload videos. But here in the present, we are blessed with numerous videos! The Emperor be praised!

  • @briancarroll5917
    @briancarroll5917 Před 3 lety +12

    I’m a lover of 40k novels and an avid painter of minis purchased from my local game store. It all started after i started watching your videos last summer. Cheers, friend!

  • @logangagnepain7154
    @logangagnepain7154 Před 3 lety +13

    Imagine living as a guard who was forced to turn to chaos. The fear of exposing your love for the Emporer
    The fear of being an experiment.

  • @raptorbadger3131
    @raptorbadger3131 Před 3 lety +7

    I was expecting this to be 10 hours longer.

  • @awesomehpt8938
    @awesomehpt8938 Před 3 lety +41

    Being a civilian during the siege of Terra was pretty bad.

  • @CylixTheGamer
    @CylixTheGamer Před 3 lety +104

    If I were born in the 40k universe, I would prefer the dark age of technology.

    • @l7986
      @l7986 Před 3 lety +1

      If I was born in the 40k universe I'd commit suicide asap.

    • @CherryOpera
      @CherryOpera Před 3 lety +9

      A more evolved form of Star Trek basically

    • @l7986
      @l7986 Před 3 lety +13

      @@CherryOpera A more realistic form of Star Trek

    • @zeb9826
      @zeb9826 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Stephen-tq1jh evil sunz orks are unpleased by this statement

    • @l7986
      @l7986 Před 3 lety +6

      ​@@Stephen-tq1jh So what in human history has ever proved something like the Federation could ever be run successfully and not immediately turn in to a genocidal shitfest?

  • @Casperski1312
    @Casperski1312 Před 3 lety +1

    Fantastic video! I'd love to see more of this topic. The horror aspect of 40k is probably the most compelling force of my interest of the lore.

  • @Robbiebert14
    @Robbiebert14 Před 3 lety +1

    I know you said you were gonna put out more videos soon, but you're spoiling us!! And I love it!

  • @noahsmith4148
    @noahsmith4148 Před 3 lety +69

    We can all agree that Luetin09 is absolutely incredible at what he does, yes or yes?

  • @jowston100
    @jowston100 Před 3 lety +13

    There was one fucked up thing I remember reading but I wasn't sure if it was canon. Basically it was humans on a Chaos ship hanging from the walls completely flayed. Chaos was using their blood for some ritual I think and the humans were definitely alive during and after the flaying.

    • @alkdklsdflkfds6970
      @alkdklsdflkfds6970 Před 3 lety +2

      Nightlords omnibus is chock full of that shit I love it.

    • @timberwolf1575
      @timberwolf1575 Před 3 lety +4

      The Assyrians were experts at that kind of thing. You lived long enough to witness your skin being nailed up on the wall next to your skinless body. Great people, those Assyrians.

    • @alkdklsdflkfds6970
      @alkdklsdflkfds6970 Před 3 lety +3

      @@timberwolf1575 It certiantly sends a message, would make me comply with just about whatever tbh seeing that happen publicly. Great people for sure.

    • @anon2427
      @anon2427 Před 2 lety

      @@timberwolf1575 Ashurbanipal has stone reliefs of this process carved into his palace walls

  • @charlesdankwin5766
    @charlesdankwin5766 Před 3 lety

    These lists episodes are my favourites! Thank you for the amazing content as always LT!

  • @clintoncoey9840
    @clintoncoey9840 Před 3 lety +1

    I was literally just thinking of when you next video was coming out lol. Love all the videos keep it up!

  • @_courier7
    @_courier7 Před 3 lety +83

    Unless you're born to royalty a bad time in 40k is life in 40k itself

    • @jmvt3
      @jmvt3 Před 3 lety +8

      I think life could be pretty good on an agri world.

    • @the_corvid97
      @the_corvid97 Před 3 lety +12

      @@jmvt3 Really depends on the agri-world, typically they suck as well.

    • @wanderhillen2435
      @wanderhillen2435 Před 3 lety +13

      Pretty sure being born to royalty is also pretty shit. It is basically a forced +100 modifier to falling to Tzeentch. If you don't do the whole plotting&scheming thing then you won't be royalty for long.

    • @CherryOpera
      @CherryOpera Před 3 lety +2

      Eh royalty have people to help them out with every single thing anyway and have private armies and bodyguards, so they’d do just fine unless they are stupid enough to commit heresy without a thought over the consequences.

    • @tanksinatra3968
      @tanksinatra3968 Před 3 lety +3

      And it would only be a matter of time until you fall into depravity because of boredom

  • @l4zrh4wk
    @l4zrh4wk Před 3 lety +20

    Yesss. Your content sustains me.

  • @nukezat
    @nukezat Před 3 lety

    I never new creativity and story telling could go down such dark paths, really can't go to sleep now. Excellent video as always @Lutein09

  • @UnlaunderedShirt
    @UnlaunderedShirt Před 3 lety +1

    Awesome video! Can't wait for the next one

  • @alexanderharper5907
    @alexanderharper5907 Před 3 lety +6

    amazing, dark, skin-crawling tales from a universe i continue to be in awe of due to its detail and depth, and terrified of simultaneously.

  • @vattmann1387
    @vattmann1387 Před 3 lety +24

    A conscious servitor would be up there for me.
    Given a choice, being an Ork would be great :)

    • @Carrrnage
      @Carrrnage Před 2 lety +3

      Being made into a servitor is my absolute nightmare. Just alive enough to know you've been made into a drooling almost mindless machine, but can't do anything about it.

  • @mehdiz805
    @mehdiz805 Před 3 lety +4

    Your way of describing horror is truly Lovecraftian, Great Work.

  • @BaconIover69
    @BaconIover69 Před 3 lety +1

    Very nice video 👌 the part about the Tyranid weapon was especially interesting. I have never heard about this story before.

  • @badgermead8228
    @badgermead8228 Před 3 lety +6

    Suggestion: a video or list on the perpetuals of the 40k universe.
    Love the videos bud, great to listen to while I'm painting

  • @Lrr_Of_Omikron
    @Lrr_Of_Omikron Před 3 lety +37

    Nurgle: "can you hear me now"

  • @dfgndfghdfghdfgh
    @dfgndfghdfghdfgh Před 3 lety

    Great concept for a video, loved it

  • @jonstachon4921
    @jonstachon4921 Před 3 lety

    Great video. Keep up the great work!

  • @paulcheptea
    @paulcheptea Před 3 lety +3

    Hey Luetin these videos describing different types of worlds/jobs/times from the 40k universe are super cool, wish we'd see more of these!

    • @WillBloomy
      @WillBloomy Před 3 lety +3

      Yes my favourite videos are the ones describing the lives of every day citizens such as member did the hive world's

    • @paulcheptea
      @paulcheptea Před 3 lety +1

      @@WillBloomy yes indeed, also the ones describing daemon worlds / imperial worlds taken over by chaos. those are some of my favorite

  • @deadcheckofficial1815
    @deadcheckofficial1815 Před 3 lety +7

    *Lore-God Luetin graciously including Night Lords in one of his videos*
    Me and the 8 other Night Lords fans making happy bat noises

  • @tannerwallace9258
    @tannerwallace9258 Před 3 lety +2

    Thank you for all these shiver-down-to-your-blood videos. If you feel like a break in this type of content, I'd like to see a list of something along the lines of "things or people you would want to be in 40K"
    Not that I'm sure there is much xD

  • @monkeyddizze
    @monkeyddizze Před 2 lety +1

    Man these vids are so well put together
    Amazing talent

  • @superfluous_staring_8126
    @superfluous_staring_8126 Před 3 lety +6

    When I first saw the thumbnail I thought it said,
    “Worst ways to be alive in Warhammer 40K”
    And, then I thought, “that is a perfectly 40K idea.”

  • @lordinquisitor6651
    @lordinquisitor6651 Před 2 lety +11

    Hearing about the empire’s blunders always makes me think Horus had the right idea…

  • @opesam
    @opesam Před 3 lety +1

    Exquisite work as always maeastro! 👌

  • @heir2n018
    @heir2n018 Před 3 lety +1

    You always bring the best 40K topics to all of us!

  • @sethzac2424
    @sethzac2424 Před 3 lety +14

    The fall of the Eldar would be a bad time to be alive

  • @seanwynne6393
    @seanwynne6393 Před 3 lety +9

    God Is it wrong i laughed so hard when I read the headline and seen the picture for the video 🤣 can't wait to listen to it, looking forward to the next one man 👍👍👍

  • @DogeHound
    @DogeHound Před 3 lety +1

    Thank you for content! Really makes me feel better thru this hard time. c:

  • @dillinsutherland2301
    @dillinsutherland2301 Před 3 lety

    Love it That you are uploading so often

  • @moromir0
    @moromir0 Před 3 lety +3

    i love to start my morning with stories of death, torture and despair.

  • @MadMike24feb
    @MadMike24feb Před 3 lety +9

    The emperor's proghet is back ,praise luetin praise the emperor , luetin you are the only youtuber i watch fanatically. Wish you all the best. Ps how is your voice, is it better

  • @cRAVEtrance
    @cRAVEtrance Před 3 lety +1

    Your videos are great, Luetin!

  • @megatronmotors221
    @megatronmotors221 Před 3 lety

    Well done! Enjoyed it!

  • @qwellen7521
    @qwellen7521 Před 3 lety +5

    Those greats crusade civilisations sound really fascinating; I’d love to see a game explore/extrapolate out from the period.

  • @ShirosTamagotchi
    @ShirosTamagotchi Před 3 lety +17

    I feel like the emperor himself must feel terrible. Hes slowly dying on his chair, has to constantly fight the warp with his mind and around him him legacy is slowly being destroyed.

  • @jessejamesroy0069
    @jessejamesroy0069 Před 3 lety

    thanks for the video it's perfect for your usual grim dark

  • @braxtongrundy4625
    @braxtongrundy4625 Před 3 lety

    We need a part 2, great vid luetin