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  • @Luetin09
    @Luetin09  Před 3 lety +736

    Eversor is next in the Assassins series, and I did promise this was following on not too long from the last. Having got a few big vids done hopefully I can get a few shorter bits done before the next longer one. Greatly appreciate your guys continued support as always - If you enjoyed, please remember to hit the LIKE and all that Jazz.

    • @DCstroller
      @DCstroller Před 3 lety +14

      I just wanted to say I love your videos immensely, I keep them on in the background when I workout or go for a walk. Would you ever consider putting an audio version out like via podcast?

    • @tylernelson2218
      @tylernelson2218 Před 3 lety +6

      You have the best vids to listen to on the way to work. Keep it up !!

    • @SC2warms
      @SC2warms Před 3 lety +3

      Nice! Windows update just ruined my evening with suprise force restart in middle of a boss fight! But Luetin came to the rescue and i'm no longer angry :P

    • @outlanderart7273
      @outlanderart7273 Před 3 lety +2

      Would you have an use of an extra volunteer editor? Or help placing these vids into podcast file formats? Love all your vids.

    • @DWolfLycanis
      @DWolfLycanis Před 3 lety

      I have a request, and I was wondering if you could do a video on the Cholercaust Blood Crusade. It would mean alot to me if you did, cause having read about it on the wikia given how raw it was, I'd like to see you narrate the story of how it went from beginning to end. Whenever you get the time to do so. No rush and Thanks.

  • @miggymiggsterdingaling3623
    @miggymiggsterdingaling3623 Před 3 lety +2737

    Every assasin: "We must do our mission without being detected"
    Eversor assassin: "Nobody will notice, if there's nobody to notice"

    • @phreakazoith2237
      @phreakazoith2237 Před 3 lety +139

      if an Eversor accomplishes his mission and there is nobody to tell the tale did it ever happen?

    • @Rift2123
      @Rift2123 Před 3 lety +64

      Heretics get stitches

    • @violetkitt3n925
      @violetkitt3n925 Před 3 lety +48

      Its a stealth mission if there arnt any survivors left to tell about it.

    • @kriss3d
      @kriss3d Před 3 lety +29

      Thats how I play Assassins creed as well.

    • @kriss3d
      @kriss3d Před 3 lety +22

      @@violetkitt3n925 No bodies to notice if theres nobody to notice. A slight better wording of OP.

  • @darkmadbat_
    @darkmadbat_ Před 3 lety +1367

    Eversor recruitment:
    Hey kids, do you like violence?

    • @Inquisitor_Vex
      @Inquisitor_Vex Před 3 lety +81

      Wanna see me stick 9 inch nails through each one of my eye lids?

    • @tyberostheredwake3491
      @tyberostheredwake3491 Před 3 lety +67

      @@Inquisitor_Vex ...wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?

    • @darkmadbat_
      @darkmadbat_ Před 3 lety +53

      @@tyberostheredwake3491 try flects and fuck the whole planet worse than my life is?

    • @AwankO
      @AwankO Před 3 lety +14

      I see what y'all did xD

    • @Hebwastaken
      @Hebwastaken Před 3 lety +29

      Eversor dropped onto heretic world: This looks like a job for me!

  • @chrisplumb4284
    @chrisplumb4284 Před 3 lety +796

    Astartes Dreadnought: They awaken me only to kill.
    Eversor: Friend!

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 Před 2 lety +26

      I just pictured Eversor seeking affection more like a dog of sorts....
      Something like Secco from part5... Before Chiocolata's death

    • @erikjohnson5549
      @erikjohnson5549 Před 2 lety +9

      That or... TARGET! (varous shooting and stabbing noises)

    • @drewpowell409
      @drewpowell409 Před 2 lety +10

      @@masterzoroark6664 he must have a bug in his cerebral chip

    • @1990loulou
      @1990loulou Před 4 měsíci

      Eversor: screeches in EXTREME MURDER VIOLENCE

    • @Bokenobi
      @Bokenobi Před 11 dny

      ++ Eversor Dreadnought inbound. ++

  • @reginaldsafety6090
    @reginaldsafety6090 Před 3 lety +695

    You: "bang on the crypt till it works."
    Me, an intellectual: "Percussive maintenance."

    • @Hebwastaken
      @Hebwastaken Před 3 lety +60

      Tech Priest: Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?

    • @negativejam2188
      @negativejam2188 Před 3 lety +14

      A ritual strike

    • @arcilias7895
      @arcilias7895 Před 3 lety +7

      _west of loathing reference detected_

    • @PyrusFlameborn
      @PyrusFlameborn Před 2 lety +2

      Tech Priest: performs percussive maintenance while chanting holy hymns on the beat

    • @wafflestcattash4818
      @wafflestcattash4818 Před rokem

      Imagine if the crypt cracked

  • @MrAbawmidabull
    @MrAbawmidabull Před 3 lety +2042

    "You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down" - Imperial Admiral Zapp Brannigan.

    • @1vandread
      @1vandread Před 3 lety +146

      And they fell like a house of cards, check mate.

    • @Sgt-Wolf
      @Sgt-Wolf Před 3 lety +153

      "no matter what it is I am willing to send wave after wave of my own men at them. Right men!"

    • @phreakazoith2237
      @phreakazoith2237 Před 3 lety +63

      Eversors got no kill limit.

    • @phreakazoith2237
      @phreakazoith2237 Před 3 lety +84

      25 star general admiral Brannigan would most likely name Kif to be captain and abandon ship in case of an Eversor appearing on the Nimbus's bridge.

    • @nfguk9633
      @nfguk9633 Před 3 lety +27

      Zapp brannigan......genius

  • @mr.international2778
    @mr.international2778 Před 3 lety +691

    Some rando lord: "I declare my secession from the imperium."
    Eversor hiding in the potted plant behind him: "bold statement from someone within teaspoon range..."

    • @thomasboys7216
      @thomasboys7216 Před 3 lety +67

      Moments later: "OH GOD, NOT THE TEASPOON!"

    • @marsar1775
      @marsar1775 Před 3 lety +53

      Impressive restraint from the eversor

    • @darthgorthaur258
      @darthgorthaur258 Před 3 lety +28

      Well this made my day...just picture it, hahahah it's utterly brilliant...you sir need to make some 40k comics in this style...

    • @KingOhmni
      @KingOhmni Před 2 lety +4

      Clank!

    • @sinwithagrin4243
      @sinwithagrin4243 Před rokem +6

      I don't think stealth is in the playbook for this one

  • @mung01re
    @mung01re Před 3 lety +1662

    Ah, the Eversor. When you absolutely, positively have to kill a man, his family, the town he lives in, salt the earth, and traumatize the survivors.

  • @bigz4339
    @bigz4339 Před 3 lety +988

    Vindicare: "One shot, one kill."
    Culexus: "Do I make you uncomfortable?"
    Callidus" "I could be your closest friend."
    Eversor: "PAINT THE TOWN RED!!!"

    • @roryokane5907
      @roryokane5907 Před 3 lety +63

      Problem is now I’m just imagining the “Meet The Sniper” trailer for TF2 but with a Vindicare Assassin.

    • @mecburnablasta6811
      @mecburnablasta6811 Před 3 lety +82

      “I’m a Vindicare dad not an Eversor, well there’s a difference, one’s about stealth the others a drug fueled psychotic”

    • @maintaint3003
      @maintaint3003 Před 3 lety +36

      Eliminate target? Vindicare.
      Eliminate special target? Culexus?
      Eliminate with tactical options? Callidus.
      Absolutely wreck target and surroundings? OG assassin...

    • @brotheralaric7177
      @brotheralaric7177 Před 3 lety +15

      @@roryokane5907 imagine, sniper as a vindicare, the callidus as Spy, culexus, mhh, maybe engie , and eversor as soldier .

    • @TheNemesis432
      @TheNemesis432 Před 3 lety +14

      @@brotheralaric7177 Correction: Culexus as Pyro and Eversor as Demoknight.

  • @Tf2Strategist
    @Tf2Strategist Před 3 lety +1286

    Eversors are the greatest physical embodiment of "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

    • @imperialplebian2547
      @imperialplebian2547 Před 3 lety +82

      "FULL FUCKING SEND IT"

    • @Tf2Strategist
      @Tf2Strategist Před 3 lety +39

      IM GETTING ME MALLET

    • @Jagpore
      @Jagpore Před 3 lety +56

      They claim their battle cry from an ancient record: "LEEEEEEROOOOY!"

    • @XUndergroundRap
      @XUndergroundRap Před 3 lety +50

      @@Jagpore LEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
      MMMMMMHHHHHHHHHHHHH JEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
      I like chicken

    • @pianospawn1
      @pianospawn1 Před 3 lety +15

      @@XUndergroundRap “godammit Leroy”

  • @SatyreIkon
    @SatyreIkon Před 3 lety +437

    Eversor: *does stuff fuelled by implant rage*
    World Eater: *furiously takes notes*

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl Před 3 lety +16

      Actually where do you think the Assassinorum got the idea?

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER Před 3 lety +33

      @@rustkarl Well the Assassin Temples go all the way back to the unification wars (It's literally mentioned at the beginning of the video) so I guess Mr. Eversor came up with it on his own after all.

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl Před 3 lety +9

      @@THExRISER
      Good point.

    • @thomasboys7216
      @thomasboys7216 Před 2 lety +13

      Well its not like it has any other way of taking notes.

    • @SatyreIkon
      @SatyreIkon Před 2 lety +5

      @@thomasboys7216 True 😁

  • @psyko2666
    @psyko2666 Před 3 lety +409

    You don't have to worry about collateral damage, when everyone who cared is dead.

    • @spacetexan8695
      @spacetexan8695 Před 3 lety +4

      And everyone who didn’t care 😂

    • @fedewar96
      @fedewar96 Před 3 lety +9

      It's not collateral if you do it on purpose *taps head*

  • @AnikaJarlsdottr
    @AnikaJarlsdottr Před 3 lety +192

    "It can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity or remorse of fear and it absolutely will not stop, Ever, until you are dead".

    • @metalfatigue708
      @metalfatigue708 Před 3 lety +36

      It’s even worse than that, Terminators are cold calculating machines, these things hate their targets with a passion and literally live to see them dead, personally I’d be way more terrified if one of these things was coming after me - for the short time I’d remain alive in either case

    • @AnikaJarlsdottr
      @AnikaJarlsdottr Před 3 lety +31

      @@metalfatigue708 atleast with the terminators you know it's nothing personal?

    • @AwankO
      @AwankO Před 3 lety +6

      neither one will negotiate, though you may have a .%00001 chance of convincing a terminator to alter it's mission parameters ☠️☠️💀💀

    • @phreakazoith2237
      @phreakazoith2237 Před 3 lety +12

      and one has to remember they are doing all this crazy stuff right on Holy Terra. it is the throne world for emperors sake. No dangerous or even suspicious stuff is meant to even come close to Terra. Entire ships of pilgrims are vaporized in orbit for one aberration detected on them but ship of battle royaling killers may pass and then they are turned into living weapons just next to Big E? Wow.

    • @scottmurphy4946
      @scottmurphy4946 Před 3 lety +1

      Replace "Terminators " with "Karens"

  • @drekbleh7081
    @drekbleh7081 Před 3 lety +443

    Penitent engine pilot: "MY BLOOD...HAS BEEN REPLACED...WITH COMBAT DRUGS!"
    Eversor: "Pffft. Light weight"

  • @seanturner1197
    @seanturner1197 Před 3 lety +311

    If the imperium were pragmatic, they'd send an eversor into a space hulk to clear out whatever horrors were stalking its empty corridors and save up on men and materials. But then the problem is, how to remove the eversor after the deed is done.

    • @ThrobinHood34
      @ThrobinHood34 Před 2 lety +49

      Honestly I would say, by the time they make it thru they would probably combust so retrieval is likely not a problem

    • @boredniko2406
      @boredniko2406 Před 2 lety +58

      To be fair, if 100 could wipe out astartes strike teams too a man, then a squad of them let loose in a space hulk would probably get the job done about as well as terminator units

    • @JustaGuy_Gaming
      @JustaGuy_Gaming Před 2 lety +48

      @@boredniko2406 The thing is it probably cost more in time, resources and training to make 100 Eversors than it would 1000 space marines. Never mind a good space marine gets centuries of service out of them, they are relatively cheap to train and condition to an Eversor. Only one that comes close is perhaps the really harsh chapters like the Space wolves.

    • @Odinsson2011
      @Odinsson2011 Před rokem +4

      @@JustaGuy_Gaming what about the space sharks?

    • @atomicbuttocks
      @atomicbuttocks Před rokem +2

      ​@@Odinsson2011 ayo where my space trex's chapter

  • @alexdemoya2119
    @alexdemoya2119 Před 3 lety +308

    "Hold onto your dookie, we're about to get spooky" - Eversor Temple Motto

    • @nicholascarrasco2141
      @nicholascarrasco2141 Před rokem +3

      This made me laugh harder than I care to disclose

    • @atomicbuttocks
      @atomicbuttocks Před rokem +3

      @@nicholascarrasco2141 oh please....
      **places cup of scotch on the rocks infront of you**
      disclose

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 Před rokem

      I can expect the first thing they say at the Eversor temple to the recruits:
      _ THERE IS NO FEAR IN THIS DOJO!
      _ Sir I thought this is called a temple?
      _ THERE IS NO MERCY IN THIS DOJO!

  • @sorrowwrath
    @sorrowwrath Před 3 lety +271

    Evasor.... Basically a blender with the glass part broken off and attached to a honey badger.

  • @Wanhope2
    @Wanhope2 Před 3 lety +995

    "few shorter bits"
    Nearly 40min video
    We love you Luetin!

    • @geeknirvana
      @geeknirvana Před 3 lety +11

      Honestly, this is why I love Luetin's videos!

    • @notgray88
      @notgray88 Před 3 lety +1

      Same here. Perfect listening material for slow days at work.

    • @collinb.8542
      @collinb.8542 Před 3 lety

      @@geeknirvana his channel is the best (or at least among the best) of the WH40k channels.

    • @KingOhmni
      @KingOhmni Před 2 lety +1

      Same here, great for sticking on in the background when I play vidya games after or before work.

  • @dillon1320
    @dillon1320 Před 3 lety +415

    Eversor, its still considered a stealth assassination mission if EVERYONE is dead.

    • @redasylum
      @redasylum Před 3 lety +2

      lol

    • @darkmadbat_
      @darkmadbat_ Před 3 lety +11

      This explains my zero stealth Metal Gear runs.

    • @spassgost1762
      @spassgost1762 Před 3 lety +6

      There can’t be any witnesses if everyone is dead!

    • @JMPrudomTube
      @JMPrudomTube Před 3 lety +6

      100%, no witnesses is stealth. Remember old bond movies?

    • @gabriel1205
      @gabriel1205 Před 3 lety +6

      Nobody will notice if there is nobody to notice

  • @NateMcBrady
    @NateMcBrady Před 3 lety +182

    Director Primies Eversor: “We can’t spell slaughter without laughter”

  • @imperialfist2304
    @imperialfist2304 Před 3 lety +145

    *Eversor makes planetfall*
    The entire population of a Local Hive city where the target lives: Haha, I’m in danger

    • @ThePraetorianOfTerra
      @ThePraetorianOfTerra Před 3 lety +26

      Ha. It is good to see my keen sense of humour has passed down well, son of mine. You do the legi- ... Chapter proud.

    • @JMPrudomTube
      @JMPrudomTube Před 3 lety +1

      They were an easily recruitable force for the heretics to use hence heresy. Makes sense in a cold brutal way.

    • @sneakyking
      @sneakyking Před 3 lety +1

      Yes

    • @Grimaldus.
      @Grimaldus. Před 3 lety +2

      @@ThePraetorianOfTerra Hail gene-father. I kneel in holiest reverence before your sterling auric magnificence.

    • @bigz4339
      @bigz4339 Před 3 lety +3

      @@ThePraetorianOfTerra I believe you are high on narcotics.

  • @farhadwardak4707
    @farhadwardak4707 Před 3 lety +229

    "I specialize in Heavy Stealth."
    "Whats heavy stealth?"
    "Aint nobody gonna notice if there aint no one left to notice."

    • @TheMinuteman
      @TheMinuteman Před 2 lety +8

      It still counts as a stealth mission if no one raises the alarm or reports back

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW Před 2 lety +5

      I would count that as aggressive stealth, Heavy Stealth is a Raven Guard in terminator armor.

  • @MushyMaoMao
    @MushyMaoMao Před 3 lety +163

    Its so odd and surreal how 40k delivers its "minutes to midnight" tale, yet weaves it with a backstory that is well delivered upon fleshed out ideas. Like, an assassin that is tantamount to pure vengeance, yet mercurially can function due to them being essentially in drug-infused craze. I really appreciate how you emphasize the scope of the entire story with painstaking details. 40k always delivers to invoke imagination, yet does so with so much talent. Well done LT.

  • @MarieCrossbow
    @MarieCrossbow Před 3 lety +266

    Lmao, "a sharp ritual blow"

  • @99onone50
    @99onone50 Před 3 lety +72

    Fan theory.
    The "last implant" that enhances the slightest annoyance into pure rage in the Eversor is the butchers nails.
    Think about it, at some point in the great Crusade the mechanicus implanted them into the world eaters before they turned traitor,
    Knowing the assassinorum's tendancy for tec-heresy its not a far streach to think they put that tec to good use.

    • @scribblerstudios9895
      @scribblerstudios9895 Před 2 lety +13

      That's... a utterly terrifying thought for an already terrifying monster of an assassin. Or rather Butcher considering the MO.

    • @commissaryarrick9670
      @commissaryarrick9670 Před rokem +1

      Eversor assassins have been around alot longer than that so it is probably something else

    • @99onone50
      @99onone50 Před rokem

      @@commissaryarrick9670 *1.* was the Evesor temple a thing back then? *2.* Because of the nature of human expansionism in the wh40k universe, it's likely that mars always had the stc for the butchers nails from the beginning.

    • @THEarmyGAMING1
      @THEarmyGAMING1 Před rokem

      @@99onone50 I thought the nails were golden age? Since they had them on Barbarus (I think thats how it is spelled).

    • @michaelking9818
      @michaelking9818 Před rokem

      You know your stuff buddy

  • @BootsofBlindingSpeed
    @BootsofBlindingSpeed Před 3 lety +387

    Imagine a chill Eversor. Now THAT would be weird.

    • @dilet1114
      @dilet1114 Před 3 lety +75

      after surgery: aww man i don't have a face anymore, but at least i have a sweet new hand to make up for it!

    • @RadarLeon
      @RadarLeon Před 3 lety +31

      I think they would be seen as defective and be disposed of

    • @Lyubimov89
      @Lyubimov89 Před 3 lety +167

      They are chill most of the time
      Cryo-pods would do that to you

    • @codered9008
      @codered9008 Před 3 lety +41

      @@Lyubimov89 get out lol 😂

    • @horusli4874
      @horusli4874 Před 3 lety +10

      John Wick... lol

  • @messageinthebottle1673
    @messageinthebottle1673 Před 3 lety +231

    The only assassin that seriously caught my attention is the culexus assassin because its essentially a opposite or a powerful anti-psychic individual that can destroy and kill anything warp related and can actually shut down any tyranids psychic abilities. Highly unique in its nature for the warhammer 40k universe. So I absolutely will love to see your video on the culexus assassin. 🤠

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 Před 3 lety +5

      Neat never knew it effected the tyranid psychic stuff

    • @messageinthebottle1673
      @messageinthebottle1673 Před 3 lety +18

      @@goreobsessed2308 According to the lore it does happen cause remember Culexus assassin are basically anti-warp people that in warp their souls are basically black holes ⚫. All psychicers fear them especially demons, and it is said that during a hive planet invasion they have the ability to shut down a hive tyrant's psychic connection to the hive mind. I keep forgetting the anti-psyhic word for it but yeah there extremely rare and powerful. More rarer than psychics themselves

    • @messageinthebottle1673
      @messageinthebottle1673 Před 3 lety +7

      @@goreobsessed2308 I found it, its call pharah and they're basically humans that evolves to be anti-psykers and the most powerful are the minus-omega level and culexus assassin are sometimes those people. They're usually use against psyker enemies such as the eldar, chaos sorcerer, demons (since they're warp entities) and psychic tyranids. Here is a link about them
      warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Culexus_Temple

    • @ironbomb6753
      @ironbomb6753 Před 3 lety +2

      Aren't the Sisters of Silence also anti-psykers? Just asking, not played since before the introduction of these new Imperial forces ...

    • @messageinthebottle1673
      @messageinthebottle1673 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ironbomb6753 They are anti-psykers and they've been around since the great crusades. There is a art picture 🖼 that the sister of silence was at the emperor side. Sadly those forces got disbanded and essentially got replaced by the more powerful and deadlier culexus assassins.
      Edit: my mistake the sister of silence is still around in the most recent lore

  • @patroclusilliad233
    @patroclusilliad233 Před 3 lety +267

    Ah the Eversor, the embodiments of 'fuck you!' in augmentation form.

    • @jjpainting9362
      @jjpainting9362 Před 3 lety +6

      100%! When your kill crazy, but somehow your an assassin.

  • @johnsafox2
    @johnsafox2 Před 3 lety +164

    This is the only channel I’ve ever clicked that bell on. It’s even lined up with its own ding on my phone. I never would have thought a CZcams notification on my phone could so thoroughly make my day.

  • @eyeballpapercut4400
    @eyeballpapercut4400 Před 3 lety +32

    Drukhari: *ecstaticly takes notes*

  • @vectorgeist
    @vectorgeist Před 3 lety +63

    Last time I was this early the emperor was a bunch of shamans smoking weed and eating shrooms in the wilderness

  • @CharlesUrban
    @CharlesUrban Před 3 lety +51

    The grimdark version of the Borderlands series's Psychos. I can't imagine Eversors attacking without yelling things like "YOU'RE GONNA LOOK GOOD AS LEATHER" and "MY MOMMY'S GONNA BE _SO_ MAD!"

    • @garretth8224
      @garretth8224 Před 3 lety +13

      IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!

    • @lexcrowne4546
      @lexcrowne4546 Před 3 lety +9

      I TASTE DELICIOUS!!

    • @CharlesUrban
      @CharlesUrban Před 3 lety +10

      @@garretth8224 Krieg IS an Eversor.

    • @phantomminer3293
      @phantomminer3293 Před 3 lety +8

      I AM THE KING SKELETON! TASTE MY STABBY FINGERS!

    • @ThatGuyUpThere
      @ThatGuyUpThere Před 2 lety +7

      I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!!! Or I'M READY FOR A SPINE TINGLER.

  • @theanimaster
    @theanimaster Před 3 lety +44

    I can only imagine an Eversor assassin drop pod getting snatched by DeathGuard, and having the Eversor within “blessed” by Grandfather Nurgle - creating an Eversor with everlasting life - complete with a constant supply of stimpacks and disgusting resilience.

    • @TheErilaz
      @TheErilaz Před 3 lety +4

      Oh crap.

    • @hku99
      @hku99 Před 2 lety +1

      Tasty

    • @sleepingisathing6598
      @sleepingisathing6598 Před rokem

      Should get blessed by all the 4 at that point

    • @Ondemas
      @Ondemas Před rokem +8

      I don't think Nurgle is able to catch up to an Eversor. You can't grow moss on a screaming, drug-fuelled fidget spinner of a rolling stone.

    • @Noleme
      @Noleme Před rokem +1

      The Inquisition would like to know your location

  • @maverickso8397
    @maverickso8397 Před 3 lety +22

    Each assassin in a nutshell
    Eversore: "RIP AND TEAR"
    Vindicare: "im far away... ive been sitting here for 3 weeks... POOF"
    Callidus: deviant art
    Culexus: i hope youre not a psycher cause youre gonna lose your fucking mind... literally

  • @svyatoi6314
    @svyatoi6314 Před 3 lety +142

    Last time I was this early, Horus was still a loyal son of the Emperor

    • @wayne1516
      @wayne1516 Před 3 lety +3

      And what about you? Are you still a loyal son of the Emperor.....the God Emperor the Emperor of ManKind?

    • @apocrypha5363
      @apocrypha5363 Před 3 lety +6

      Last time I was this late, Dorn and I had just reached the bridge of The Vengeful Spirit.

    • @RonaldoLuizPedroso
      @RonaldoLuizPedroso Před 3 lety +2

      Somebody give this person a Prize 🤣

    • @ThePraetorianOfTerra
      @ThePraetorianOfTerra Před 3 lety +4

      Do not speak of him.

    • @Dentson
      @Dentson Před 3 lety +4

      When I was this early Cadia was still populated

  • @J0hnzie
    @J0hnzie Před 3 lety +28

    I love that 'a sharp ritual blow' is almost certainly just a fancy way of saying 'percussive maintenance'. That made me actually laugh out loud in what was surely meant to be a tense situation.

  • @Ghostwolf82
    @Ghostwolf82 Před 3 lety +33

    Ah yes, the humble Eversor, the Assassination equivalent of an artillery strike...

    • @atomicbuttocks
      @atomicbuttocks Před rokem

      i would say a rogue washer with a cinderblock is a better comparison

  • @SuperPiratesfan
    @SuperPiratesfan Před 3 lety +50

    The Eversor: when you absolutely, positively have to kill every single living thing within a hundred-mile radius.

  • @traceygrey4548
    @traceygrey4548 Před 3 lety +8

    Modern assassins:
    Let's do recon, a little scouting, maybe even some bait and take out tactics
    Eversor assassin:
    *starts playing RIP and Tear in their helmet and proceeds to make carnage*

  • @herbaceousboredom9584
    @herbaceousboredom9584 Před 3 lety +20

    When you've been so steeped in the horror, brutality and violence of every day Imperial life that you think you no longer register it, Luetin tells you a bedtime story about Eversor assassins... .

  • @MrPedroleiria
    @MrPedroleiria Před 3 lety +48

    Eversor be like: "No witnesses, no problem."

  • @MrMango331
    @MrMango331 Před 3 lety +262

    Absolutely loving this upload schedule. Wish you'd be able to keep this up forever

    • @theghostwolf15
      @theghostwolf15 Před 3 lety +3

      Im just here to give some love to this comment

    • @timyuusis3372
      @timyuusis3372 Před 3 lety +17

      We have two options- Pay him a salary or my basement

    • @lukecash3500
      @lukecash3500 Před 3 lety +2

      If his channel grows that may be a reality.

    • @MrMango331
      @MrMango331 Před 3 lety +2

      @@lukecash3500 *when

    • @Zamandu
      @Zamandu Před 3 lety

      @@timyuusis3372 Pretty sure Luetin gets paid fulltime doing this

  • @Loreofw0rlds
    @Loreofw0rlds Před 3 lety +55

    When you're playing a stealth mission and someone spots you:

  • @blipblap8798
    @blipblap8798 Před 3 lety +52

    Me: All right a new video what’s Luetin talking about?
    Luetin: The Eversor
    Me: Oh boy

  • @112steinway
    @112steinway Před 3 lety +36

    The Eversor will burst through a wall and paint the room red screaming "OH YEAH!"...it's basically the 40k Kool Aid man.

  • @tonysnyder2216
    @tonysnyder2216 Před 3 lety +28

    I would love to see a warhammer 40K game where you play an eversore assassin. Just go on a nonstop killing spree against the xeno and heretics.

  • @eyeballpapercut4400
    @eyeballpapercut4400 Před 3 lety +17

    You don't need stealth, when your arrival forces everyone else to desperately go into sneak mode

  • @vladtheinhaler9744
    @vladtheinhaler9744 Před 3 lety +21

    Man i waited so keenly for this. Eversors are my favourite "Asset" of the Imperium of Man.

  • @Oh-xp3fv
    @Oh-xp3fv Před 3 lety +122

    Being an Eversor assassin is probably the worst job available in the Empirium. They are genuinely disturbing.

    • @Rorschachs_Blot
      @Rorschachs_Blot Před 3 lety +43

      I don't think an Eversor really cares...

    • @joshwoodferd5737
      @joshwoodferd5737 Před 3 lety +35

      Assuming they can even think anymore; they dont think its awful, they think its the best shit ever.

    • @tharealverminsupreme135
      @tharealverminsupreme135 Před 3 lety +10

      I think you forget about Penitent Engines

    • @Oh-xp3fv
      @Oh-xp3fv Před 3 lety +4

      @@tharealverminsupreme135 what are those?

    • @tharealverminsupreme135
      @tharealverminsupreme135 Před 3 lety +21

      @@Oh-xp3fv basically small Dreadnoughts used by the Sisters of Battle. They take traitors (but sometimes just random people) lace their minds with nerve agents that cause them to feel more pain, then strap them into a walking torture device, where they are tortured forever until they are killed. They almost always have melee weapons on them and the SoB send them as shock troops.

  • @theghostwolf15
    @theghostwolf15 Před 3 lety +31

    Luetin, if you ever travel to Chile, i will be honestly charmed to welcome you in my house.
    But Chile is a backwater mining world and you may not even know where tf it is.
    Love your content, stay happy!

  • @yourfriendlycommisar2406
    @yourfriendlycommisar2406 Před 3 lety +5

    after a 10 year break from the hobby this channel is single handly responsible for bringing me back to the books and now the tabletop

  • @joshcranston
    @joshcranston Před 3 lety +21

    Legit the scariest assassins in fiction

  • @EliteOmegaZeroX
    @EliteOmegaZeroX Před 3 lety +6

    Absolutely bone chilling and amazing video. Loved every second. Also, for anybody wondering about the song that starts around 38:10, and plays until the end of the video. It is called Deflection, by Reynard Seidel.

  • @GusMortis
    @GusMortis Před 2 lety +2

    Eversor: Exists
    Khorne: Nods in approval

  • @yokgor4675
    @yokgor4675 Před 3 lety +3

    The one that I found most interesting among the assassins is the Culexus Assassin. After reading what they can do, they’re just so fucking cool. Have the ability to phase out of reality, can remain invisible, flickering towards their target like a faulty pict reel? That’s like some horror movie shit. Can focus their negative psychic aura into a fucking death ray? That’s like the coolest shit ever!

  • @alack3879
    @alack3879 Před 3 lety +10

    Eversor tactics.
    Step one: plant melta.
    Step two: detonate melta.
    Step three: *WRYYYYHYYYYYYYYYYYYY*

  • @davidthomas2870
    @davidthomas2870 Před 3 lety +13

    I wonder if the Evesor's second heart organ is related in design of a space marine's?
    Edit: the cryo stasis pod might be the way in which they are retraived. Perhaps, once the assassin has completed their goal, they could be rewarded by being allowed the (perceived to be) brief respite and calm of sleep. If that's the case, they wont need a seperate retrieval protocol; just go pick up the pod with the snoozing assassin in the one safe and calm spot they can experience. Could even increase the drive to succeed by giving a big endorphin hit when they return successful to try and get the assassin addicted to succeeding

  • @arwanrhys5186
    @arwanrhys5186 Před 3 lety +7

    Necrons awaken and start to move,
    Empire decides to make their own.
    Chaos sits back and chuckles.
    Cheers great lore vid, thanx mate.

  • @UnlaunderedShirt
    @UnlaunderedShirt Před 3 lety +9

    Basically Brock from Venture Brothers when one of the boys goes missing

  • @Kj16V
    @Kj16V Před 3 lety +13

    On a Mirror Universe version of Earth, where the Grimdarkness is reality, a female Voxtuber called Luetina has a channel about the tabletop game Lovehammer 50k. On that channel she tells a story about the Imperium of Really Nice Men's most fearsome operative, specially bred to deliver gift baskets to the enemies of Really Nice Men. It is unstoppable in its quest to kill its targets with kindness.
    In the Sweet Bightness of 50k there is no time for war, only hugs.

  • @KaiserFaust
    @KaiserFaust Před 3 lety +44

    Renegade Governor: “Today we cast off the yoke of the oppressive Imperium and their uncaring Emperor! We...what the hell is that sound?”
    *looks off in the distance*
    “.....WWWWRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!”

    • @juhasznagyjozsef
      @juhasznagyjozsef Před 3 lety +4

      Add an ice-cream van playing its music, and it becomes wholesome.

    • @Kerestin1
      @Kerestin1 Před 3 lety +1

      And suddently, a steamroller crashes on the governor's head.

    • @bigz4339
      @bigz4339 Před 3 lety +2

      "RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

    • @pierrelindgren5727
      @pierrelindgren5727 Před 3 lety +1

      ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

    • @connorwalsh7033
      @connorwalsh7033 Před 3 lety +1

      Ice cream truck turned in thrash metal drop pod and pops out the incarnation of planet-killing when you start seeing building close down

  • @yael9449
    @yael9449 Před 2 lety +8

    Listening to this on the heels of finishing your other Assassins videos. Love lots of your videos, but this series really hits the mark for a great mix of storytelling, historical lore, & theorizing. Really good! 💕

  • @axelmilan4292
    @axelmilan4292 Před 3 lety +63

    Soooo....basically it's Florida Man: 40k Edition

  • @brendanswain939
    @brendanswain939 Před 3 lety +17

    Imagine an eversor that livestreams his kills.

    • @gregfisher4147
      @gregfisher4147 Před 2 lety +2

      Not sure which Livestream would be worse - theirs, the Night Lords, or the drukhari

    • @stevepalpatine2828
      @stevepalpatine2828 Před 2 lety +1

      Remember Lads - Subscribe to Pew Die Pie

    • @texasallstar6969
      @texasallstar6969 Před 2 lety

      It's highly probable that they do to some inquisition agent monitoring the mission

    • @Arcenture
      @Arcenture Před 2 lety

      @@texasallstar6969 Ordo Sicarius - The Inquisitorial Minor Ordo that maintains oversite. At least, even if they aren't live watched, they are likely watched as part of post mission debriefs along with data tra ked by the sentinal array.

  • @srikarpamidi1946
    @srikarpamidi1946 Před 3 lety +24

    I laugh as I think of Guilliman's reaction to learning of all this.

    • @mrsnippysnoopa8300
      @mrsnippysnoopa8300 Před 3 lety +15

      He knows, they existed when he was still walking the imperium.

    • @srikarpamidi1946
      @srikarpamidi1946 Před 3 lety +5

      @@mrsnippysnoopa8300 I see, I'm not so well versed in the lore.
      Question: If they've existed since then, how can Guilliman be so shocked that the imperium has fallen into total degeneracy? Seems like if you were making assassins' in such a barbaric way since the get, it wouldn't be too hard of a leap in the imagination.

    • @terryhughes1649
      @terryhughes1649 Před 3 lety +2

      A group of assassins were sent to take out Horus. Malcador and valdor were in on it, and Dorn knew of it. I think the books name is "nemesis." Its a good read, especially the eversor character.

    • @terryhughes1649
      @terryhughes1649 Před 3 lety +5

      @@srikarpamidi1946 back then during the heresy era, the primarchs knew about a lot of these groups. But the details were hidden, as they were super secretive. When the heads of the assassin guilds had meetings they were all disguised, including malcador who pulled the strings. But depends which primarch as well (depends oh how they/their legions fight/tactics, also code of honour and morality) Say dorn for eg. He was hanging round terra more that the others and personally investigated..(and he did not approve at all)
      Ultimately back then it was emperor/malcador/valdor/dorn calling the shots. After the heresy, the groups within the imperium kinda went unchecked. So you can kinda imagine the shit they did in 10k years. The good primarchs n asartes still go by a code of honour, so yeap robute would still be like "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON HERE?!?!"

    • @mrsnippysnoopa8300
      @mrsnippysnoopa8300 Před 3 lety +2

      @@srikarpamidi1946 Because it got worse. So much worse.

  • @BeastlyBroski
    @BeastlyBroski Před 3 lety +1

    I bloody love that YOU put in the time stamps, a little touch that I feel goes a long way and very much appreciate!

  • @wanderhillen2435
    @wanderhillen2435 Před 3 lety +5

    The techpriest administered a "sharp ritual blow" to the top of the crypt to persuade its machine spirit to behave. Seems like some things never change, even over 40 millennia. I had to do that to one of my machines just this morning. Luckily that one did not contain an Eversor though.

  • @fork8815
    @fork8815 Před 3 lety +4

    As horrid as it is, an Everosar’s life would make a great video game, pacing, style, like dishonored on acid.

    • @piratekingthaszar7912
      @piratekingthaszar7912 Před 3 lety

      Any time the player dies, he explodes, killing everyone in the room and respawns as a different eversor at wherever the drop pod landed at the start of the level.

  • @lnAmberClad
    @lnAmberClad Před 3 lety +4

    "they are a creature born of pain, and suffering, and endless slaughter from their earliest days. They live in a neverending permanent cycle of psychotic rage and murder. Until the day they perish, and their body is consumed in a devastating bio-meltdown."
    creativity is beautiful, man, lol

  • @MorteWulfe
    @MorteWulfe Před 3 lety +8

    "It is still stealth if nobody is left alive to report you."

  • @briharrisWarhmmer40kfan
    @briharrisWarhmmer40kfan Před 2 lety +2

    The sheer terror of having an eversor after you can only be compared to the fear of having luetin09 after you have slagged off one of his vids lol

  • @conorkerlin5928
    @conorkerlin5928 Před 3 lety +47

    Once had a guy call me a lorelet for saying that an eversor is more than just a drugged up psycho and could beat a marine 1v1 at close range, thanks for proving him wrong.

    • @admiralkipper4540
      @admiralkipper4540 Před 3 lety +11

      We can’t have anything being better at the fighting thing than our muhreens can we now

    • @axios4702
      @axios4702 Před 3 lety +2

      Whoever called you lorelet was the true lorelet

    • @conorkerlin5928
      @conorkerlin5928 Před 3 lety +10

      @@admiralkipper4540 it was a reflexive reaction to being told babies first 40K army wasn’t the greatest of them all

    • @rogerr.8507
      @rogerr.8507 Před 3 lety +14

      space marine fanbois think marines are invincible omni-rambos

    • @RenaissanceYute
      @RenaissanceYute Před 3 lety +5

      I mean lore wise space marines literally are super human armoured tanks with training and equipment far beyond modern day special forces. What you seem to think is a bias is objectively how they are portrayed.

  • @grenm9
    @grenm9 Před 3 lety +4

    2 videos in one week, this surprise made me so happy

  • @jeffa.2092
    @jeffa.2092 Před 3 lety +2

    @Luetin09
    Started watching your videos months ago as lockdown life took hold. Here I am working late and I open up CZcams to see this new video (haven't watched the channel for a few months). It blows my mind the amount of content you continue to make. It goes to show how IMMENSE the 40k universe is. Much love and appreciation for you from NY. Thank you!

  • @SiegeStudios
    @SiegeStudios Před 3 lety +9

    YES! We’ve been waiting for your video on these maniacs!!!!!

  • @TealWolf26
    @TealWolf26 Před 3 lety +35

    Imagine having a terminator sent after you. Okay now imagine the grimdark version of that.

    • @atomicbuttocks
      @atomicbuttocks Před 2 lety +2

      Don't forget the meth powers

    • @Blutwind
      @Blutwind Před 2 lety +2

      The Necron version of Assasins is also pretty scary though most fitting comparison would be a flayer don't know whose more scarier though...

    • @vothbetilia4862
      @vothbetilia4862 Před 2 lety

      @@Blutwind problem is their not very fast paced and pretty slow.

    • @isuckatusernames4297
      @isuckatusernames4297 Před 2 lety

      @@vothbetilia4862 the flayed ones teleport into the battlefield out if a pocket dimension, so by the tile you notice them it's too late

    • @vothbetilia4862
      @vothbetilia4862 Před 2 lety

      @@isuckatusernames4297 notice them, they still walk pretty slow, enough time to even counter them.

  • @sexyatheist69
    @sexyatheist69 Před 3 lety +15

    Hey Luetin, would you be interested in doing a video on the tower of Tiamet and the Hive fleets territorial and colonial tendencies, I feel it's a great piece of lore that people are slowly forgetting.

  • @thisnameisto8043
    @thisnameisto8043 Před 3 lety

    Thank you Luetin for all your videos. In about 4 weeks I watched your whole 40k lore playlist. You taught me a lot and helped me jumpstart into the lore! You videos are amazing!
    One request: since I, and probably many other, are listening to these videos while on the move or carrying out other tasks, would it be possible to read aloud those great quotes you share in the beginning and/or end of videos?

  • @Cassidon12345
    @Cassidon12345 Před 3 lety +2

    Definitely prefer this kind of topic rather than the titan stuff.
    Colonel Bane, assassins, rogue traders, hive cities, inquisition - this kind of stuff is the coolest.

  • @BacaryLasagne
    @BacaryLasagne Před 3 lety +24

    Last time I was this early the ancient ones were just ones...

  • @TheJanda777
    @TheJanda777 Před 3 lety +3

    I've never played or handled any 40k anything before, but I just happened upon your channel one day and keep watching because your storytelling is excellent! Also, I really appreciate the way you take the topic seriously and I often listen without the video because you do this so well. Thanks

  • @Braver-Seven
    @Braver-Seven Před 3 lety +2

    Good god do my eyes deceive me? Even more LT? Your timing is perfect, I've just got all my gear set up for a morning of painting minis and now I've got new content to listen to. Thanks, LT. You're a bloody legend.

  • @evanmurphy4632
    @evanmurphy4632 Před 2 lety

    With load shedding here in South Africa.. having luetin09's videos ready to roll.. really gets me through those two hours.. thank you.

  • @MarWeyog
    @MarWeyog Před 3 lety +3

    Luetin... you were totally trying not to laugh at the Zap Brannigan "wave after wave" line, right? I heard that, buddy! LOL

  • @unfortunatesun
    @unfortunatesun Před 3 lety +9

    May your faith Ever Soar...
    ....
    I'll be here all milennea.

  • @stayfrosty1758
    @stayfrosty1758 Před 3 lety +1

    I'm loving the assassins series even if every video feels just too short, but that is true for basically all luetin's videos, even the hour+ ones :) speaking of weapons of the Imperium i'd love a video about the Leman Russ battle tank and all its versions! I'm just gonna stop at this cause there's actually at least a hundred videos i'd like Luetin to make! As always keep up the good work and thanks for what you do!

  • @lordspun
    @lordspun Před 3 lety +1

    Luetin, keep em coming dude. You literally make my work hours bearable.

  • @lordkek5817
    @lordkek5817 Před 3 lety +13

    I read this as ,"The Eversor are recruiting" I got maniacally excited for a second.

  • @ravager2-636
    @ravager2-636 Před 3 lety +4

    In the Darkness of the far Future, there is only Tangents..
    Your Corpse Emperor will be pleased, Luetin.

  • @Magnus4096
    @Magnus4096 Před 3 lety +2

    WTF ONLY 40 minutes Luetin? Quit slacking off and give us more 2 hour epics!
    Kidding, love everything you do bro. Ironic that the most calming and enjoyable channel on CZcams for me is about a grim future of never-ending war. I've even started reading the Heresy recently, and I'm really loving getting into this universe all the more thanks to you and your amazing work.

  • @Shiftry87
    @Shiftry87 Před 3 lety +2

    I most looking forward to the video about the Culexus temple. When the Culexus temple is feared by all the other 3 that probadly says it all.

  • @savageidiot9226
    @savageidiot9226 Před 3 lety +8

    I've been thoroughly looking forward to this.

  • @Forbiddensirenz
    @Forbiddensirenz Před 3 lety +6

    If they ever do more horror novels like “Maledictions”’and “The Wicked And The Damned.” They really should add a novel or least a short story to an anthology of a planet or base, or whatever being attacked by an eversor assassin. Really break down the nitty gritty horrors they inflict and the thoughts and failed attempts of those who try and fight back.

  • @dustinsmith4184
    @dustinsmith4184 Před 3 lety

    Doesn't matter if it's the 1st or 50th video I've seen I still get excited when I see you post. Love the work dude

  • @jacksmith9031
    @jacksmith9031 Před 3 lety

    Not only are you the best warhammer lore channel, you are easily one of the top lore channels for any universe on any platform. Keep it up!

  • @Thornsaint5301
    @Thornsaint5301 Před 3 lety +9

    That skull mask in the thumbnail is there saying: THEN PERISH

  • @petehoff2514
    @petehoff2514 Před 3 lety +3

    Every one of your videos are amazing!!! And a real blast to watch.
    always looking forward for more 😊

  • @HamletNOR
    @HamletNOR Před 3 lety +1

    Congrats on almost 500k subs. You have worked hard for that!

  • @Gnarfendorf
    @Gnarfendorf Před 3 lety +1

    great, just when i thought i could go to sleep you had to upload another video... :D thx for the great work, i really appreciate your content.

  • @complotintergalactique1234

    These guys are litterally just chilling... well most of the time