The land of the Socially ignorant & Ignorantly self righteous. Always on the lookout to f##k up other countries instead of looking at their own "domestic" disasters , and let's not forget the land of the free , bahahaha , bahahaha
I love how everyone missed the Die hard reference in the beginning, and are completely unaware that this man had a starring role in the movie, famously playing Nokatomi tower
Yall can say what you want, but when it comes to shooting from a stationary position, this man has space for 5 more pistols, 2 more shotguns, and 1 rifle, plus ha can hold 10x as much ammo. He may not be in shape be he could be a whole armory
I give this guy a lot of credit. It's doubtless a lot harder for him to get around than me but he's out there doing it (and having fun I'm quite sure) while I'm sitting on my ass wasting time on CZcams...
He's the final boss and each time you finally kill him he regenerates as he Waddell over and picks up a different gun, over and over again till he finally strokes out from exhaustion.😂 But in all seriousness, good shootin
@@brunosouza3802 I hope he reads this and drops some weight.... He will live longer and his family will get more of him despite there being less of him.
“This town ain’t big enough for either of us”
You owe me pants
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Underrated comment
Beat me to this comment😂
@@khayotictvextremely! 😂
+90% Accuracy
+60% Damage
-90% Mobility
Hahahah😂
Haha
Don’t forget +100% Defense
1 more factor you didn’t mention, protection. his ability to absorb bullets n provide cover for the whole team be off the chart 😂😂
fuck that build im going all damage
I love how he waddles from one station to the other🌚
Wobbles like a jelly
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@user-ol8ie5gd9c you better not mention jelly around this fellar.
Walking like the Penguin from Batman lol
If any foreigner from anywhere ever asks what it means to be an American, this short should be the response
Be born in the USA. Being American is something else.
Ser americano é ser gordo?
The land of the Socially ignorant & Ignorantly self righteous.
Always on the lookout to f##k up other countries instead of looking at their own "domestic" disasters , and let's not forget the land of the free , bahahaha , bahahaha
Бедные индейцы
hahaha.. As an American this is too funny.. Fat man waddling around with too many guns.
Bro can hang about 57 more pistols around that belt
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But could he reach them thats the question 😂😂
Heinz 57.
Stop making fun of this guy, he’s got enough on his plate.
Literally😂
Yoooooo
He's clearly the only one with nothing left on his plate what do you mean
What plate? He ate that too.
What an under appreciated comment. Gave me a lol @@downup-fx7wr
I love how everyone missed the Die hard reference in the beginning, and are completely unaware that this man had a starring role in the movie, famously playing Nokatomi tower
I'm sure it was Nakatomi Sphere
Pretty sure your confused w Godzilla when he was wearing a costume in a greenscreen attack on Nakitomi Japan
Yall can say what you want, but when it comes to shooting from a stationary position, this man has space for 5 more pistols, 2 more shotguns, and 1 rifle, plus ha can hold 10x as much ammo. He may not be in shape be he could be a whole armory
He is in shape he's in great shape round is a shape.😅
That blob wouldn't go far carrying any more weight ... MF would have a coronary 😂
He carries more than your average Abrams tank
Bro is a genius. He got more belt space.
Recoil pad too for those long double barrel practice sessions
Bigger target tho
Es bueno para tirara don boti
@@ytsaw_q337bigger meat shield tho
Bro has enough belt to run a whole ass Factory
When dude says “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us,” he’s being literal.
😂 💀
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🥹😂
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And the crowd goes mild
Bruce Lee: "Be like water my friend"
John Thicc: "Be like Larder, understood."
Pro tip when not using holsters for pistols 60 hotdogs and 2 ketchup bottles can be inserted for quick draw
This man has never missed a plate
😂 took me a minute
Lol yeah i can clearly see that.
LOL!😂
You deserve this like. Take it. TAKE IT.
😑 amazing bicameral thought
John Thick out there killing it
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Underrated 😂
GOAT
Think the only killing hes doing is himself
Super underrated. Think this would of been top comment had it been said earlier.
“This town ain’t big enough…..yeah it’s just not big enough”
Fastest blood pressure in the west 🥶
Fastest heartbeat in the West would've been better 😂
Dumbest sht I've seen in a good bit
recieves critical damage when climbing more than 5 stairs
@@Genesis23OPB You're not even really exaggerating. Its hard to imagine himj safely and effectively climbing stairs
I bet this man could smoke a brisket so damn good it'll make you cry
Right bout Dat!
After we learned he ate it all !!!...😋
You'll never get a bite
😂😂😂🙌🏽
IDK you don't get that big being a picky eater.
he is a smoked brisket
Every time he completes this course they reward him with pound cake and tell him he’s a good boy
This comment section is killing me 😅 Ya'll too funny 👍💯🇺🇲
Hes got the fastest cholesterol in the West.
just lol
Stop it😂
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Ahahahahahahah well goddamn😂
Bro 😂
A true American athlete.
😂😂😂 I bet he was once an American football player in college or something
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He better be able to shoot it's not like he can chase someone down
😂
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It doesn't matter how well your aim is, your silhouette is still a target.
wears cowboy outfit✅
shoots like billy the kid✅
waddles like a diabetic penguin✅
MURRRRICAAA✅
He'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 60.
Bro🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂 it’s 2AM I’m rolling around in bed laughing.
Carried by 6*😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol I am Half Samoan and white. And I have tons of cousins his size but I also have cousins that are easily over 300lbs with abs and in shape
Bro I'm dead 😂😂😂
Nobody’s sadder than the sheriff’s horse.
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Best comment
This MF couldnt get on a horse, hes known roun these parts as the "Stagecoach Sheriff"
Jesus 😂
Absolute gold😂
He took a shit on the way to the lever action and still nailed it!. Fair play
He’s literally a turret with that mobility, station 1 every 10 feet along the border to stop immigration.
Bro is an absolute gravy seal
Im done😂😂😂💀
A WHHHHHHAAAATTTTT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂hilarious
Cheeseburger walrus.
Meal Team 6
The man was unstoppable until he met a 9% uphill grade
He sent the bullets after them xD.
Shots fired! 🤣🤣🤣
9? Haha he would struggle at 1.
Unstoppable til he sees food 😂
Lmao
Sometimes I’m just blown away by seeing these prime athletes in action.
This Guys western name back in the day was “sloppy Joe” my grandad had a shoot out with him
I’m convinced Colonel Sanders didn’t take his secret potion and transformed back into the Nutty Prospector
This man delivers the full weight of the law.
and plenty more
he is thrice the man than any outlaws out there!!!
@@DrozGodhammervdd, mas se for pra correr já era
He’s got enough on his plate.
He needs a high rise mobility cart. Well at least he's out there.
The man is the literally the definition of America in the eyes of other countries
Cry
That man is America 🫡
His name is United states if America
Fat, slow, and in immediate danger of death by diabeetus....?
America isn't a country
He better be a fast draw because the other guy ain’t missing
He gained like 5 seconds walking from one point to another 😂😂😂
"I got 17 guns, but I haven't seen my penis since the 1990's"
Jokes on you, dude has a Pringles can.
@@celticwarlord4204 he might literally have a Pringles can lol
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You mean the 1970s.....😂😂😂
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Man traded all of his mobility for accuracy
Que coisa mais imbecil, esse negócio de armas.
Swear to you I was thinkin the same. An he sounds like he did damn good too
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not the worst idea to bring 25 inch thick gelatinous armor to a gunfight
He never misses…. A meal that is.
This Sheriff won't run away at trouble👍
it's not fat, it's armor 😁
Not like he can
because he cant
He wont run at it either.
Won’t or can’t? 😂😂
“Dont shoot the round , BE the round”
“Be round got it”
Rather, he makes one target hard to miss.
He may not be mobile, but he's got a bunch of friends that I bet can all fly a whole lot faster than you can run lol
Bullets are escaping HIS gravitational pull
He never misses… a meal
That’s unkind. Bet he shoots better than you.
Hahaha😂
@@bobferrell9152 cool
😂😂😂
He probably could've scored higher if he moved faster
That sheriff became a good shot because he ain't chasing down no criminals
I see 🥓
Bros losing weight while exercising and being badass while doing it.😎
@@MRblond7 I doubt that’s what’s happening .
As long as the targets are stationary and about 8ft away..
@@MRblond7 what part of this is exercise 😂
That dude's got a lot of guts.
You may outrun him but you’ll never outrun his bullets
Dude trained hard for his physique to absorb the recoil
Sleeper build
😂😂
wax bullets with a primer only...no powder in em
@@SCP8879 More like CPAP build 😂
When people not from America think of America, this is what they picture in their heads.
This is America 😂
I stay here. This is what they look like.
The new vision in there head is of woke purple haired idiots screaming about gender and drag queens reading books to kids in bars.
With this vídeo we can confirm our expectations 😂
A good marksman never goes hungry
That gun belt is secured through his gravitational field
Hahaha nailed...
"You can eat whatever animal you can shoot."
"Say no more,fam."
Punaise il a morflé lucky luke que les daltons en profites 😂😂🎉
El Doctor Simi en práctica
Bro ate godzilla
He's not just the sheriff of the county. He IS the county
And yes you could still smoke your ass by the time you even pull a gun out
lmao
give to americans a gun, some hamburgers (45x or more) and a wellchair. here what americans need :)
lmfao n1
Falling outta my lazyboy!!!
I give this guy a lot of credit. It's doubtless a lot harder for him to get around than me but he's out there doing it (and having fun I'm quite sure) while I'm sitting on my ass wasting time on CZcams...
He's the final boss and each time you finally kill him he regenerates as he Waddell over and picks up a different gun, over and over again till he finally strokes out from exhaustion.😂
But in all seriousness, good shootin
Poor hoss hasn’t seen little hoss in 20 years.
Probably more than 40...
The sheriff declared lil hoss legally dead back in 93😢
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More like ever
Yoo.. hahahha
He would make a perfect boss in a western cowboy video game
Its basically the pig guy from red dead revolver😂
That’s guy beat me to it^^^
Wowww❤
Всех перестреляет и сьест! 😳
Damn, he looks like the final boss of a corrupt cowboy's town
He is literally a cowboy; half cow half human.
😂🎉
😂
WTH men funniest comment
Funny but disgraceful
😂damn son
The horse that carries that cowboy is the real champ.
I think they swap
Clydesdale
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R.I.P. Mr. Horse
Citroen 2cv fue la solucion
Gravy seals and meal team 6 on the job....... seriously though..... great shot 👌👌👍
The comments on here are out of control. We should be saying bless this guys heart...thats about to explode..
He knew he couldn't run away so he became an excellent Sharp shooter
😂
Just about to say it's all good until he has to retreat
🎉😂😂😂😂🎉
Truth
🤣😅🤣
Let's all say a prayer for his horse.
Lmao
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I shouldn't laugh so hard at this comment. But I am crying laughing right now
Horses*
He likes his guns like he likes his plates, fully loaded.
No more BBQ for this Cowboy 🤠
Everyone doesn't realize he bulked up to have that bigger belt, more guns. Man is a genius
He could have a revolving gun belt.
Anyone can wear more guns
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Insanely underrated comment.
A fully armed and operational battle station.
Underrated comment! I read that in the emperors voice!
I like the way he ran from station number 1 to station number two
I love you, Comment Section. Like how this man loves America and Guns
When flight isn’t an option, you gotta learn to fight 👊🏼
Or lower your carb intake. Whichever
I'm dying 😂
You can’t miss this dude in a duel. From any distance
Well there goes another Hollywood cliché. You couldn't hit the broadside of a barn, but you CAN hit this guy!!!😂😂
Welcome to the Wilford Brimley amateur firing range!!!
But he has built in body armor. Checkmate
@@gvgv3515 It's the RIGHT thing to do.
You can maybe hit him, but from there to damage any organs is a long shot.
He could run for president once and it'd be considered 2 terms.🤣
Damn Boss Hog just keeps growing😂
He did 2 tours with the gravy seals😅
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He was on meal team 1
@@deancunningham3905 his call sign was Walrus
Fuck me sideways.....kudos guys.....😂😂😂😂
John Thick DOES NOT MISS.
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Oh My God 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"This town ain't big enough for the both of us?" This town ain't big enough for the YOU George...
Настоящий ковбой прям мать его рейнджер!)
He can’t chase your ass, but he sure as hell can shoot it 😂
He has no choice but to be able to shoot 😅
Shit imagine if he could catch you hand eye coordination amazing. But ah I'd bring him to a shoot out posted on a roof somewhere
But he gunna have a hard time finding cover when someone shooting back
@@emilyjoroudenbush5488 😂😂
Bruh I was thinking the same 😂👏🏼
Clearly this man NEVER misses, when hunting for food.
And hes fat too. . ..
The wobble says it all
💀
Lol😂😊😅
Kkkkkkk
All i can hear in my head now is
"And HE WADDLED AWAY...waddle waddle waddle"
That’s probably the fastest he’s ever done anything in his life.
If texas was a human
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Holy shit that was good
This cowboy never RUNS from a fight.
Damn you and your technicalities
He never runs
No he waddles..
Yeah from a food-fight
The capitalization made me laugh out loud
When he said “it ain’t big enough for the two of us” the other guy should have listened
Even Buster Scruggs couldn't beat that..
if this man could waddle 10 seconds faster hed set world records.
😂😂😂😂😂
بزودی امریکاییهای چاق برای غذا خوردن 🤕
He had to be nerfed somehow
Waddle. Ha!!
If you asked an AI bot to create a representation of America, this is what you would see.
Underrated
W
😂 fuck that's cold
Lol
all it’s missing is a McDonald’s and a police officer shooting a black man in the back.
If there was a picture to define "Hoss", it would be him.
We need more troops
I AM THE TROOPS!!!!
He was the first one to say "this town ain't big enough for both of us"
Best comment on here
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This comment wins 🏆
Caught me off guard . I needed that
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underrated
Got me wheezing
He truly enforces the full weight of the law
You got me 😂
Careful, he carries a lot of weight around here.......
Every ounce of it too😮
Sho is a lot
You got me sheriff! 😂
+90% accuracy
+90% recoil control
+70% armor
-90% agility
-90% mobility
Вот это Хомячок😅 А стреляет четко💪😁
-100% mobility +100% recoil reduction
Prioridades!
Sacrifices had to be made
Reduction? More like +100% recoil absorption
He had won but at what cost 😂
@@Limited_ZL1 heart issues
Dude is a badass. He could have easily cut like 6 second off his time if he could move
There’s 100% ppl that can shoot faster but I think he was talking bout how fast the man shot 3 ft away or not
@Skylar Montgomery As if you would know. you've never participated in cowboy, 3g or any type of uspsa single or multi match
How does he go pee?
@@PlatinumHustlesitting down
.... faster.
He's great with them guns💪🇺🇲
They call him never miss ned, roumour has it hes never missed a meal in his life
He better know how to shoot fast because he damn sure ain't chasing nobody lmao 😂
I think he knows
Don't have to shot fast. Just gotta hope th bullet is faster than the person running away
So funny...laugh of obesity🫠🫠🫠
Or escaping anything faster than a 🐢
@@brunosouza3802 I hope he reads this and drops some weight.... He will live longer and his family will get more of him despite there being less of him.