2018 Best Worst and Blandest (Zero Punctuation)

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  • This week Yahtzee reviews the most notable games of 2018.
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  • @glacier1253
    @glacier1253 Před 5 lety +2794

    I honestly forgot about Metal Gear Survive...

  • @MysteriousJojo
    @MysteriousJojo Před 5 lety +3504

    For those who didn’t see the website version, here are his honorable mentions:
    Far Cry 5
    + Good for a Ubisoft sandbox
    - A Ubisoft sandbox
    The Inpatient
    - No redeeming qualities
    + At least mercifully brief
    Just Cause 4
    - Lazy cash-in sequel
    + Still fun to stick jet thrusters to goats
    Vampyr
    - Britain at its most boring
    + ... if it weren't for We Happy Few
    Not Tonight
    + Engaging and funny
    - Preferred it when Lucas Pope did it
    God of War 4
    + Ehhhhhhhhhhhh
    - Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @archivehans
      @archivehans Před 5 lety +141

      thank you jojo

    • @benwasserman8223
      @benwasserman8223 Před 5 lety +55

      Mysterious Jojo God of War: I get an axe that plays like Thor’s hammer. Hell yeah!

    • @peterheck2429
      @peterheck2429 Před 5 lety +172

      Nothing on rdr2? Weird.
      Oh calm down you the person who's typing down furiously to give me a piece of your mind, i didn't want him to praise it i just wanted to know his opinion on it

    • @Code7Unltd
      @Code7Unltd Před 5 lety +18

      I can't believe that much people hadn't talked about Lethal League Blaze. That game's really good, and out on PC already.

    • @h_espeliz3347
      @h_espeliz3347 Před 5 lety +36

      @@peterheck2429 i think it was a situation like A hat in time and Mario Oddessy last year where he was choosing between those games

  • @chrisbriscoe7138
    @chrisbriscoe7138 Před 5 lety +731

    Yahtzee probably the only critic that could not include RDR2 in his top 5 games of the year and go unscathed in the comments section.

  • @hauntedcupoftea
    @hauntedcupoftea Před 5 lety +1456

    subnautica was THIS YEAR?!

    • @aclassydinonamedzanthor563
      @aclassydinonamedzanthor563 Před 5 lety +208

      Anand Chauhan officially, it came out of early access

    • @coletrainhetrick
      @coletrainhetrick Před 5 lety +16

      It came out last year actually

    • @MyHentaiGirl
      @MyHentaiGirl Před 5 lety +26

      his rule is what he play that year

    • @targusnazg3963
      @targusnazg3963 Před 5 lety +63

      @@coletrainhetrick False. It came out of early access in 2018.

    • @exxon101
      @exxon101 Před 5 lety +10

      Yeah, but it's been on early access since I was in diapers

  • @zachzent8287
    @zachzent8287 Před 5 lety +704

    I am disappointed that hunt down the freeman didn't get put in the bin with ride to hell

    • @jackmesrel4933
      @jackmesrel4933 Před 5 lety +85

      Ride to Hell was made by a "real" developer, not some random jonny like HdtF

    • @stuartconrod8364
      @stuartconrod8364 Před 5 lety +77

      To put it IN the bin, you would have to first OPEN the bin, and I don't think we can take that kind of risk with Ride to Hell

    • @theduchyofmilanball3157
      @theduchyofmilanball3157 Před 5 lety +42

      I mean, at least Ride to Hell was ironically bad and kinda funny for it. Hunt down the Freeman is not so much funny as is it is depressing and insulting.

    • @Linosek279
      @Linosek279 Před 5 lety +5

      That bin is quite literally not big enough for two games

    • @9seed.
      @9seed. Před 5 lety +1

      Pretty sure HDTF mentally scarred those who played it. :/

  • @junamboqcg2369
    @junamboqcg2369 Před 5 lety +494

    Oh god, Yahtzee, I was eating!
    I did not need to see Metal Gear Survive again.

  • @Nenerineri
    @Nenerineri Před 5 lety +49

    You’re the whole reason I played Return of the Obra Dinn and I’m absolutely in love with it too.

  • @JDMStav
    @JDMStav Před 5 lety +1128

    The only thing that shocked me is that it's taken you this long to get bored of Assassins Creed

    • @NightmareBlade10
      @NightmareBlade10 Před 5 lety +22

      In my opinion it just seems like Odyssey is just an AC rip off of Shadow of Mordor/War which ripped off AC. Strange how many of the spartan abilities and perks seem really tame in comparison to those you can find in the LOTR versions. Though I haven't played all that much of odyssey because the combat was just super repetitive and it just pissed me off that I spent around five hours straight trying to beat the first bounty hunter despite him being a couple levels higher than me. Makes no sense how you can't even assassinate in a game called Assassin's Creed and instead will get your ass handed to you by some enemy they literally have chase you within the first hour of gameplay. Oh well, those are just my thoughts on it though. Nothing will ever compare to Brotherhood I guess.

    • @NightmareBlade10
      @NightmareBlade10 Před 5 lety +12

      @GiRayne I dunno man. I come from games like Dragon's Dogma and Dark Souls that are pretty damn linear despite having huge and complex areas you can navigate and progression seems obvious. I don't understand what the point is in having an open world game that punishes you for exploring. If the game is meant to be linear, then make it linear. If it was meant to open world and fully explorable then I feel as if there shouldn't be some sort of ridiculous impossible obstacle preventing you from going that way. Dark souls is a skill based game in which you could explore new areas if you were cautious, and yet AC just sends some tanky NPC after you for apparently no reason other than giving you something to avoid. In Shadow of Mordor the Nemesis system allowed you to systematically reduce the enemies chain of command while introducing you to unique and interesting minibosses with their own backstories and personalities. It makes sense for them to hunt you, and for you to hunt them in turn, but I don't see how this is beneficial in ACO. It just irks me that they would let you wander wherever you want but end up punishing you when you encounter an enemy. I feel as if that's a cheap way to artificially administer challenge by making your character reliant only on his equipment and severely handicapping player skill. Combat in these new RPG AC games just don't feel well to me as it's just a load of attacking and countering. There's no real skill to it because even unparriable attacks are super obvious and easily avoided. This just isn't my type of game because I was expecting two different things: Either a traditional old school AC game that focusses on asassination, or a RPG that gives the player wide ranges of choice in character progression and exploration. I've played the likes of Elex, which had shit combat and all story (not saying ACO doesnt have well polished combat, it just isnt that engaging when the challenge is supplemented by tanky enemies) and could never wrap my head around how that could be a pleasant experience to anyone. Maybe I haveny played ACO enough yet but it just doesn't seem to live up to my expections.

    • @Inevitibility23
      @Inevitibility23 Před 5 lety +3

      I loved ACII and Brotherhood back in the day and even I haven't touched the franchise in years

    • @SarcasticTasha
      @SarcasticTasha Před 5 lety +3

      @GiRayne I've not played an Ass Creed game for ages but I'm really enjoying odyssey. Combat isn't just stand there and wait to press the counter button anymore. I'm liking the different weapons like spears and staffs (staves?). My only issue with the game is the same issue I have with most rpgs, it's just such a time commitment. So many games go for the open world thing but don't fill the world with enough interesting stuff, I would say odyssey is doing a better job than most but I'll be skipping a lot of the notice board stuff that just seems like time killing.

    • @furious_malic7808
      @furious_malic7808 Před 5 lety

      JDMStav I got tired of it after the last ezio installment

  • @BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42

    Dayvid Cayge!

    • @Hamuelin
      @Hamuelin Před 5 lety +13

      *DAvid C-hayge this time

    • @mermaid_hina2713
      @mermaid_hina2713 Před 5 lety +19

      The true reason the Best Friends Play broke up.

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 Před 5 lety

      More like Dayvid de Grutolla.

    • @Trevelyan2
      @Trevelyan2 Před 5 lety +5

      Dunno what all the hate is about. I appreciate the complexity of his games; your decisions actually change the narrative more than any Telltale game ever did.

    • @lc9245
      @lc9245 Před 5 lety +5

      I Trevelyan I I know it’s just, like, your opinion man but there’s already loads of criticism regarding his writing on CZcams. I would describe him as a man who’s given a loud speaker and shout incoherent words into it, thinking he’s saying something meaningful. The suspension of disbelief required to enjoy his work is beyond my ability perhaps but I don’t think there are many people failing to notice his awkward reference to the civil right movement in D:BH that draw parallel between African descend American with robots.

  • @dylaxiusmccoy
    @dylaxiusmccoy Před 5 lety +1034

    Sure, you're dreading Smash Bros Ultimate now, but just wait until Kingdom Hearts 3 drops and you're bombarded for the next three eternities with demands to review it.

    • @Inevitibility23
      @Inevitibility23 Před 5 lety +90

      "But Yahtzee! I love the terrible dialogue and garbage storytelling because blinky blinky flashy lights and Disney and anime characters!"
      Soon followed by "yahtzee's just a professional troll" comments made by people who are butthurt that he doesn't like a game they like so they try to discredit him.

    • @Sgt-Wolf
      @Sgt-Wolf Před 5 lety +1

      Ha
      69 likes.
      (As of typing this)

    • @IskandarTheWack
      @IskandarTheWack Před 5 lety +18

      @@Inevitibility23 Jokes aside about the writing and story, Kingdom Hearts has always been optimal gameplay hype. Kingdom Hearts 3 looks like one of the best games ever made, just the pirates of the Caribbean world is a better pirate game than any other pirate game that's come out.

    • @ZaydinTTV
      @ZaydinTTV Před 5 lety +3

      I really want to see him review Ace Combat 7, myself. Been playing Ace Combat 6 lately and I think it has aged pretty well for the most part.
      Probably something more up his alley than KH3 will be, though if the story in AC7 is anything like the story in AC6, it's going to be melodramatic as hell.

    • @Ellierienna
      @Ellierienna Před 5 lety +16

      John Dorian Ehh. I wouldn’t say that. Dude has a right to his opinion. His condescending tone wasn’t necessary but if he doesn’t like the game, he doesn’t like the game. Doesn’t hurt me any, still very excited for its release.

  • @RegretfulDeadMan
    @RegretfulDeadMan Před 5 lety +275

    "FUCK!!!"
    Yahtzee Crowshaw-2019

  • @texasranger9599
    @texasranger9599 Před 5 lety +273

    The best fallout that came out last year was a Tom cruise movie?

    • @stever8961
      @stever8961 Před 5 lety +31

      No, it was watching bethesda's PR moves after the release of 76, though mission impossible: fallout does get a close second.

    • @Waffletigercat
      @Waffletigercat Před 5 lety +7

      No cuz that movie was terrible too.

    • @th3dude00
      @th3dude00 Před 5 lety +9

      @@Waffletigercat Best doesn't have to mean good, just the better of the two.

    • @Monika-di7vv
      @Monika-di7vv Před 5 lety +2

      Yes!

    • @mrcyberpunk
      @mrcyberpunk Před 5 lety +4

      Well Tom Cruise was in Oblivion so obviously the sequel was going to be Oblivion with Guns aka Fallout.

  • @ncc9610
    @ncc9610 Před 4 lety +148

    Yahtzee's Best Worst and Blandest since 2010 when he started this series:
    BEST:
    2010: Just Cause 2
    2011: Portal 2
    2012: Spec Ops: The Line
    2013: Bioshock Infinite
    2014: Shadow of Mordor
    2015: Undertale
    2016: DOOM 2016
    2017: Resident Evil 7
    2018: Return of the Obra Dinn
    2019: Disco Elysium
    2020: Spiritfarer
    2021: Psychonauts 2
    2022: Neon White
    WORST:
    2010: Kayne and Lynch 2: Dog Days
    2011: Battlefield 3 and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
    2012: AMY
    2013: Call of Duty: Ghosts
    2014: THIEF
    2015: The Order 1886
    2016: Homefront: The Revolution
    2017: Sniper: Ghost Warrior 3
    2018: Hunt Down the Freeman
    2019: Contra Rogue Corps
    2020: The Last of Us Part II
    2021: Balan Wonderworld
    2022: FNAF Security Breach
    BLANDEST:
    2015: Halo 5
    2016: No Man's Sky
    2017: Star Wars Battlefront II
    2018: Conan Exiles
    2019: Anthem
    2020: Marvel Avengers
    2021: Medal of Honor Above and Beyond
    2022: Saint’s Row 2022

    • @E1craZ4life
      @E1craZ4life Před 4 lety +16

      Best of 2019: Disco Elysium
      Worst of 2019: Contra (HRUUH) Rogue Corps
      Blandest of 2019: ANTHEM

    • @chix1337
      @chix1337 Před rokem +1

      Thief doesn't deserve to be the worst imo

    • @techpriest5452
      @techpriest5452 Před rokem

      @@chix1337 yes it does.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 5 lety +2301

    Yahtzee screw Huniepop, you gotta review Nekopara.

  • @rebelappliance771
    @rebelappliance771 Před 5 lety +290

    So happy that Subnautica got the second best spot. It definitely deserved it what with all the work the developers put into it.

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 Před 4 lety +1

      Agreed.

    • @Graeko
      @Graeko Před 3 lety +2

      I saw Subnautica in the thumbnail and was dreading him not placing it high enough for most of the video.

    • @D-Dogg_2001
      @D-Dogg_2001 Před 3 lety

      Amen to that brother!

    • @WardyLion
      @WardyLion Před 2 lety +1

      I needed something new to get me through lockdown that could run on a potato as my 960 GTX wasn't gonna run RDR2 or Mass Effect Legendary edition to any satisfactory degree. Remembering Subnautica got a good review from Yahtzee I took a punt on it and was hooked from the start. It was my first survival / crafting game so I was a bit clueless at the start but soon got into it. As soon as my first playthrough was done I immediately started again with food and water requirements on, I enjoyed it that much. I've also recently finished another playthrough of Below Zero, which is also great.
      I might play it again, now...

    • @Daretobestupider
      @Daretobestupider Před 2 lety +1

      @@WardyLion Aside from the land-based vehicle; that was a massive waste of space and unworthy of the game.

  • @EVC1094
    @EVC1094 Před 5 lety +540

    I’m surprised that Yahtzee never played Celeste.

    • @NotAvailablexd
      @NotAvailablexd Před 5 lety +20

      just wait till the 2019 list
      maybe P5R or even Catherine Full Body will make the list one way or another xd

    • @BoostedMonkey05
      @BoostedMonkey05 Před 5 lety +16

      He did never reviewed

    • @DJcystrom
      @DJcystrom Před 5 lety +9

      I'll probably just post comments asking him to play it on every single video he posts until he does.

    • @somewhatdamaged1
      @somewhatdamaged1 Před 5 lety +18

      Yeah bit of a shame he never reviewed it. It was my personal GotY and I feel like it would appeal to his masochistic dark souls loving side

    • @waddlesfishya7726
      @waddlesfishya7726 Před 5 lety +16

      @F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e Of course, nobody should listen to this asshole who wants to make people feel bad for stupid reasons.
      You can like whatever you want if it doesn't do any harm.

  • @georgieporgie7011
    @georgieporgie7011 Před 5 lety +321

    🎵Obra din, obra da life goes on bra🎵

    • @orinanime
      @orinanime Před 5 lety +9

      Obralala life goes on!
      ....
      Now the Beatles will be stuck in my head all day. And I'm cool with that.

    • @kitape007
      @kitape007 Před 5 lety +3

      Obra din, Obra da, mutiny
      Your wife just died of dysentry !

    • @blondbraid7986
      @blondbraid7986 Před 5 lety +5

      I find the fact that not a single person on that 18th century sailing ship actually died from dysentery to be probably more unrealistic than all mythological sea monsters put together.

    • @Rangernewb5550
      @Rangernewb5550 Před 5 lety +2

      Well that's gonna be stuck in my head

    • @TheAndroidBishop
      @TheAndroidBishop Před 5 lety +4

      @@blondbraid7986 at least two people died of some kind of illness

  • @EvilExcalibur
    @EvilExcalibur Před 5 lety +30

    That last one was particularly venomous even for old Yahtzee.
    And I couldn't love it any more. The summary of the game anyway, not the game itself.

  • @rjdruhan
    @rjdruhan Před 5 lety +60

    The "4th best" Star Control: Origins can't even be purchased right now on Steam or GOG due to the DMCA Takedown and pending legal battle.

    • @tarponpet
      @tarponpet Před 5 lety +4

      It's all settled now in the best possible way!

  • @MrThankeesai
    @MrThankeesai Před 5 lety +737

    watched this while eating. this was a mistake.

  • @scottdevnull5778
    @scottdevnull5778 Před 5 lety +145

    why did you have to remind us MG Survive existed.

    • @Megalomaniakaal
      @Megalomaniakaal Před 5 lety +4

      Because.

    • @ggeloa8017
      @ggeloa8017 Před 5 lety +5

      Felix Kütt Just Cause

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 Před 5 lety +2

      Just to remind you of the Franchise we lost, and the hero we all lost. It wont stop hurting... Its like they're all still there.
      You feel it to dont you?

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg Před 5 lety

      It's our *Phantom Pain* afterall.

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph Před 5 lety +1

      @@azazeres2917 I think I have found someone who is legitimately broken.

  • @Zooooch1989
    @Zooooch1989 Před 5 lety +19

    "A limbo dancing compatition at the geothermal power plant", where do you come up with this gold?

  • @angelbarrera3890
    @angelbarrera3890 Před 5 lety +52

    Oh yeah I forgot about hunt down the freeman. And now that I remember I shall start drinking so I can forget it again.

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf Před 5 lety

      Well, like the rest of the games in the Half Life francise it was utter shit, what is the surprise?

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 Před 3 lety

      @@Carewolf you my good sir are lucky no one else notice this

  • @dnakmemoor9847
    @dnakmemoor9847 Před 5 lety +153

    Guys I think Yahtzee doesn't like Smash Brothers Ultimate

    • @TheGyrocop
      @TheGyrocop Před 5 lety +41

      I think it's more that it is the kind of same ol' same ol' game, with a very vocal and often aggressive fanbase.

    • @omicron1100
      @omicron1100 Před 5 lety +37

      Yahtzee isn't a fan of multiplayer games, so it comes as no surprise

    • @trishahernz7809
      @trishahernz7809 Před 5 lety +31

      He's not a fan of fighting games and multiplayers.

    • @BigHailFan
      @BigHailFan Před 5 lety +11

      well he often hates good games.

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg Před 5 lety +12

      I like Smash Bros but can safely say the Waffen SS were less devout than "hardcore" Smash players.
      I had a friend look at me with bloodrage in his eyes when I wouldn't sell him a copy of melee I haven't played in 8 years.

  • @nifty5799
    @nifty5799 Před 5 lety +331

    Once again Knack 2 sweeps the awards

  • @darthsmythe6783
    @darthsmythe6783 Před 5 lety +21

    That ending...articulate,accurate, and perfectly timed!

  • @SpyHunter89
    @SpyHunter89 Před 4 lety +62

    You know it's been a bad year when he didn't have enough room to include Fallout 76.

  • @24fretsoffury
    @24fretsoffury Před 5 lety +6

    Yahtzee the OG reviewer. Love that he’s still making videos. 10 years later and still making me laugh.

  • @victikirby15
    @victikirby15 Před 5 lety +214

    Bit disappointed that Celeste didn’t make the best list, but I am glad that someone is finally putting Hunt Down the Freeman on the shit pedestal that it deserves

    • @LanceWhite655
      @LanceWhite655 Před 5 lety +56

      Well for what it's worth, Yahtzee only includes games that he reviewed on Zero Punctuation on his top lists, so maybe he hasn't played it.

    • @ourtinywindows
      @ourtinywindows Před 5 lety +3

      Celeste is my favourite.

    • @marktaylor6491
      @marktaylor6491 Před 5 lety +17

      Sad to say that he never got round to reviewing it. His loss.

    • @BoostedMonkey05
      @BoostedMonkey05 Před 5 lety +45

      He played it with his girlfriend and said it was a good game but he didn't review it professionally

    • @marktaylor6491
      @marktaylor6491 Před 5 lety +3

      @@BoostedMonkey05 That is a surprise.

  • @Bantorain93R
    @Bantorain93R Před 5 lety +18

    The ending. I needed that laugh. Thank you, Yahtzee.

  • @NathanCassidy721
    @NathanCassidy721 Před 5 lety +17

    I’ll be real, I struggled to remember what came out this year due to a lot of it being on a system I don’t own or care to (PS4) and the fact I’ve been going through my backlog trying to finish as many of them as possible.
    It also says a lot that one of my favorite games was the PC port of Yakuza 0. XD

  • @SlipthePsych
    @SlipthePsych Před 5 lety +72

    I can't believe he went the entire year without reviewing Celeste

    • @mcdhonalz9004
      @mcdhonalz9004 Před 5 lety +19

      F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e Celeste has a pixel art style you fuckhead

    • @archiemisc
      @archiemisc Před 5 lety +3

      @F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e Make sure you take your meds before going on CZcams

  • @davyrando1203
    @davyrando1203 Před 5 lety +580

    Calling it now - FO76 is #1 worst.
    EDIT: whoooo boy, I was wrong

    • @Betta66
      @Betta66 Před 5 lety +2

      It isn't

    • @indeimaus
      @indeimaus Před 5 lety +128

      fallout 76 is FAR from the worst game of 2018

    • @JameboHayabusa
      @JameboHayabusa Před 5 lety +76

      @@indeimaus I could have seen it getting the top spot for blandest game. Seems appropriate if you ask me.

    • @ArchusKanzaki
      @ArchusKanzaki Před 5 lety +24

      FO 76 is just the most recent one, and one of the most high-profile
      And Yahtzee usually does not rank games like others do with checkbox anyway

    • @ArchusKanzaki
      @ArchusKanzaki Před 5 lety +8

      @@JameboHayabusa He never likes Fallout franchise as a whole so maybe being more bland than usual is kinda usual for Yahtzee
      And its damn hard to compete with Metal Gear Survive if rated just on blandness maybe, even though he might give abit more positive review than most others will give considering its sinful birth

  • @GtdAquataine
    @GtdAquataine Před 5 lety +254

    All my friends: "I'd like Subnautica better if it had co-op." Me, "You knobheads, that's the whole damn point of the game! Now excuse me, I'm going to play through it again because I enjoy the core gameplay loop to an irrational degree. By myself. All alone."

    • @Carlos-ln8fd
      @Carlos-ln8fd Před 5 lety +34

      It's ironic how we people who love single-player games are often alone in our struggle

    • @49mozzer
      @49mozzer Před 5 lety +14

      I love singleplayer games but survival games I feel are horrible if you're forced to play with random people, kinda bland when in singleplayer and ,unsurprisingly, really good with a group of friends in a private server. That being said though I do have alot of fun playing Project Zomboid solo even though I have no idea what I'm doing half the time.

    • @Mech288
      @Mech288 Před 5 lety +9

      Coincidentally there is a fairly well done coop mod released for it.

    • @ryanallen2001
      @ryanallen2001 Před 5 lety +2

      YES! THIS TIMES A MILLION!

    • @klovasoszenovka
      @klovasoszenovka Před 5 lety +5

      Why do you care if your friends like or play subnautica if you only want it to be single player? Has 0 bearing on your enjoyment of it

  • @bearcataquatic
    @bearcataquatic Před 5 lety +3

    As always, awesome and hilarious list XD
    Would have liked to see you review celeste and banner saga though. Keep up the good work Yahtz :D

  • @cancerboy153
    @cancerboy153 Před 5 lety +2

    Always a joy watching your videos Yahtzee

  • @JesseDCrespo
    @JesseDCrespo Před 5 lety +276

    David Cage is like George Lucas. I like his ideas, but his writing is just trash.
    I liked D:BH, but it's was so overly melodramatic it came off goofy instead of inspiring

    • @HarryBillyBobGeorge
      @HarryBillyBobGeorge Před 5 lety +86

      George Lucas changed every aspect of the entertainment industry, from when the credits roll, to how special effects are done, all wrapped up in neo-myths that resonate with everyone.
      David Cage popularized a style of gameplay that was adopted by one other studio who had one or two successes and then collapsed. He made quicktime events become half of every other game since then, while trying to be deep by asking questions science fiction authors answered 70 years ago.

    • @MysteriousJojo
      @MysteriousJojo Před 5 lety +28

      Should have just been 10 hours of Connor

    • @DaPopeANata
      @DaPopeANata Před 5 lety +4

      @@GreyWolfLeaderTW True, but I feel it must be pointed out that V and VI weren't directed by Lucas, and according to the behind the scenes material said other directors seemed to be more willing to allow ad libbing and dialogue changes from the actors than Lucas might have.

    • @jazaniac
      @jazaniac Před 5 lety +18

      Also the super hammy misuse of civil rights, slavery, and holocaust analogies just made the game feel like it was both ignorant, misunderstanding, and insensitive towards every issue it was supposedly trying to talk about.

    • @falconbox
      @falconbox Před 5 lety +1

      I like most of his games. Heavy Rain was great and Detroit was good.

  • @Anonymos185
    @Anonymos185 Před 5 lety +79

    I want Yahtzee to whisper me David Cage's name in his overly british accent everyday when i go to sleep.
    That is ASMR in its purest form

  • @wh4070
    @wh4070 Před 5 lety +13

    Subnautica, getting into top 5 but still feels underrated for me. Amazing game

  • @madbrosheo1514
    @madbrosheo1514 Před 5 lety +176

    Waaay too much realistic poop in the video. I think I'm going to puke.

    • @thisisacallforhelp3484
      @thisisacallforhelp3484 Před 4 lety +50

      I know right? At least warn us before showing us Metal Gear Survive like that!

  • @TheSmegPod
    @TheSmegPod Před 3 lety +5

    I appreciate the Bojack Horseman reference at the end there

  • @TheTolnoc
    @TheTolnoc Před 5 lety +27

    Become Human is David Cage's best game yet.
    That's not a compliment.

  • @kr4ftt
    @kr4ftt Před 5 lety

    I waited... The entire year for this video... And I was not disappointed... Love you man, let's have a great year and be shocked every time you like a game

  • @markusmccloud343
    @markusmccloud343 Před 4 lety +2

    6:32 I dunno why, but "The Spicy Parmesan" made me laugh way harder than it should have!

  • @dannyarcher7124
    @dannyarcher7124 Před 5 lety +4

    this guy has one of the best shows on CZcams fuck I love it

    • @SPM0717
      @SPM0717 Před 5 lety

      Watch it on the Escapist website a week early.

  • @hogonalog406
    @hogonalog406 Před 5 lety +4

    The first fart noise played as I was finishing up my first ever tiny bottle of eggnog and I must say it pretty much summed up my experience with the stuff.

  • @MidnightMagpie73
    @MidnightMagpie73 Před 5 lety

    awesome review Yahtz always look forward to people unbiased with good animators.

  • @crossbones116
    @crossbones116 Před 5 lety +98

    I'll always look back on the heaps of praise being tossed onto Detroit, and be moderately confused by it all.

    • @SpliTSideZ
      @SpliTSideZ Před 5 lety +21

      It's David Cage's best game (not saying much) and showcased a few brights spots for this type of genre in the AAA market but it was by no means a game changer. But it was worth watching someone stream it just to see people react to the dialogue or try to screw up as much as possible

    • @Manicies
      @Manicies Před 5 lety +8

      The funniest thing is, I consider myself to be a fan of DBH, and the entire time I was like "Too right, fuck david cage, he's an asshole, the game was shit". Mostly because the fans took one look at it, and said "You have no idea what you're doing, WE'RE gonna make stuff from it that we want since you have no fucking clue"

    • @Fabriciod_Crv
      @Fabriciod_Crv Před 5 lety +2

      @@tygonmaster like it or not, metacritic is an easy place to see how well/poorly a piece of media has been received by Critics and fans, unless you know of a better way to look that up

    • @mrrd4444
      @mrrd4444 Před 5 lety +3

      Not quite praise. It's an overall shit game with the writing and QTEs but stuff like the visuals and the one story with Connor makes it likable and even impressive at times. It's just unfortunate enough to be saddled with terrible clumsy allegories to racism and David Cage's terrible dialogue writing

    • @everinghall8622
      @everinghall8622 Před 5 lety +6

      Uh, Idk either man.
      "HURRR ROBOT REVOLUTION HURRR ROBOTS ARE PEOPLE TOO"
      100% original never been done before, nope.
      Watch Bicentennial man, it's 10000 times better than anything DAYVID CAYGE could ever write.
      It makes me so mad to see how low the bar has fallen for "good" storytelling.

  • @psi_guy7892
    @psi_guy7892 Před 5 lety +16

    Wow, he put Spider-Man on his best list didn’t expect that. 😂
    PS I love Spider-Man and happy to see it on the list

  • @E-Man5805
    @E-Man5805 Před 5 lety +15

    You mentioned Jim Butcher.
    Hell’s bells. First I time I’ve audibly heard someone drop Dresden Files

  • @KaptenN
    @KaptenN Před 5 lety

    I haven't been watching Zero Punctuation in a long time, but it makes me happy that the intro hasn't changed at all. :)

  • @adamisme5939
    @adamisme5939 Před 5 lety

    Thanks for the birthday present Yahtz

  • @bluewave1685
    @bluewave1685 Před 5 lety +6

    Very glad that Subnautica made the list, I’ve played that game to death and I still don’t get bored of it. I also like how Yahtzee shows its how you do survival done right.

  • @Colleywoodstudios
    @Colleywoodstudios Před 5 lety +7

    The fart noises made me laugh harder than I'm proud to admit

  • @loveshank1511
    @loveshank1511 Před 5 lety +7

    I think this list means that Lucas Pope is Jesus in Yahtzee's eyes, since he has two games Yahtzee loves under his belt now.

  • @thalb4279
    @thalb4279 Před 5 lety

    Hay a Jim Butcher mention, yay! Loved those books. Still waiting for the next one to come out.

  • @willrigby8202
    @willrigby8202 Před 5 lety +12

    The Unavowed, really is a good game and I'm happy to see it here.

    • @lonestar6709
      @lonestar6709 Před 4 lety

      Yeah, it's fantastic. Point and Clickers are coming back bigtime.

  • @edwinavila1343
    @edwinavila1343 Před 5 lety +35

    Oooh there so many plain blandest games

  • @warturtle6303
    @warturtle6303 Před 5 lety

    We have been waiting for this!!

  • @Supermac97451
    @Supermac97451 Před 2 lety +2

    I watch this video regularly just to hear “shit down the piss shit” again

  • @kurtmueller2089
    @kurtmueller2089 Před 5 lety +8

    Soon 12 years.
    12 YEARS of ZP! And I still piss myself laughing regularly as I did for the Fable review back in the day.
    What other show could possibly claim this? What other one-man show??

  • @monsterhunter66
    @monsterhunter66 Před 5 lety +4

    Still hoping Yachtzee eventually does a retro review of Darkwatch

  • @ml8951
    @ml8951 Před 5 lety +1

    I feel like we just did this a few weeks ago for 2017. Holy crap, 2018 went by fast.

  • @amelie-3429
    @amelie-3429 Před 5 lety

    That pooping sound that plays when the 'worst' category comes up really helps when it's not going well on the toilet

  • @RangerHouston
    @RangerHouston Před 5 lety +4

    "Skydancers in the eyesocket"
    Sounds like an indie band

  • @murk_52
    @murk_52 Před 5 lety +40

    My favourite time of the year!

    • @rjfaber1991
      @rjfaber1991 Před 5 lety +1

      That time of the year when you tot up the number of hours you spent having fun with games on the Bland List, and when you consequently realise you have lower standards of fun than Yahtzee does.
      Oh, and in my case, that would be 164 hours on ACOd and 28 hours on SotTR...

  • @Zeek3
    @Zeek3 Před 5 lety

    Please keep listing the games like you do here, in any future top 5 lists. I love the way it was done here.
    (In case you don't know what I'm talking about because I really don't know how else to word this, I'm talking about the moments at 0:38, 1:04, and 1:30)

  • @JTreize
    @JTreize Před 5 lety

    I just looked at amazon and then saw your new book at 16. Way to go Yahtzee!

  • @mr.mcrainbows4207
    @mr.mcrainbows4207 Před 5 lety +6

    When he said “Hunt down the Freeman” I thought he was about to say monster hunter world and got scared for a second.

    • @spectolder8536
      @spectolder8536 Před 4 lety

      How come you are scared of opinions?

    • @GurtNuva
      @GurtNuva Před 4 lety +1

      @@spectolder8536 No. because it would be criminal to say the game is anything less than amazing lol

  • @Willie_Pete_Was_Here
    @Willie_Pete_Was_Here Před 5 lety +17

    God the hype around Detroit: Become Human like it was the most profound game ever produced

  • @doubledouble4g379
    @doubledouble4g379 Před 5 lety

    I look forward to these every year. Almost as much as I'm looking-forward to watching Yahtzee savage this year's garbage :)

  • @RobertBarton86
    @RobertBarton86 Před 5 lety

    I waited a whole year for this. It was worth it.

  • @ShadeMeadows
    @ShadeMeadows Před 5 lety +3

    Star Control, Subnautica and Unavowed were my Favorites of this list!
    Top 10 of 2018 for sure!~

  • @angelbarrera3890
    @angelbarrera3890 Před 5 lety +5

    I liked a way out, I hear it’s full of movie clichés but I don’t watch a lot of movies so it’s fine for me.

  • @hulkman245
    @hulkman245 Před 5 lety

    Watching this has become my yearly tradition

  • @fossy365
    @fossy365 Před 5 lety

    Oh yay! It's that time of week when I don't regret my Escapist subscription

  • @thekingofcardboard
    @thekingofcardboard Před 5 lety +3

    "Perch my perinium on a pole..."
    Welp, i'm stealing that one!

  • @andrewjackson8956
    @andrewjackson8956 Před 5 lety +3

    “You want to keep surviving largely out of spite” 😂😂😂😂
    But really if you didn’t shit your pants the first time a reaper blindsided you then you have balls of absolute steel.
    I’m gonna go play with my cuddle fish for 10 more hours.

  • @etienevanrensburg272
    @etienevanrensburg272 Před rokem

    A procedural immersive RPG with social and stealth elements: *Bad Idea*
    Shadows of Doubt: Hold my beer

  • @rikkadeec
    @rikkadeec Před 5 lety

    I happen to live in a town in Dorset called Blandford. There used to be a sign at the edge of town saying welcome to an interesting Georgian town. They had to change it to a unique Georgian town.

  • @DrUSB
    @DrUSB Před 5 lety +49

    Remember when Saints Row 2 won yahtzee's game of the year?

    • @michaelgroff1620
      @michaelgroff1620 Před 5 lety +12

      Saints Row 2 was a great game every other game after was not.

    • @themadhammer3305
      @themadhammer3305 Před 5 lety +25

      @@michaelgroff1620 I mean I would still call 3 and 4 good games. They are at least fun even if they are inconsistent with where they chose to be straight faced or totally wacky

    • @Carlos-ln8fd
      @Carlos-ln8fd Před 5 lety +11

      Saints Row 2 is one of the best things made by human beings

    • @tostie3110
      @tostie3110 Před 5 lety +4

      @@michaelgroff1620 I still play SR2 with my brother from time to time.

    • @supervamp78
      @supervamp78 Před 5 lety +3

      @@michaelgroff1620 3 and 4 are good lol what are you smoking.

  • @adiveler
    @adiveler Před 5 lety +5

    BTW, DUSK fully came out!

    • @archiemisc
      @archiemisc Před 5 lety +1

      It's in my top 10 for this year. Love that one.

  • @dreadfullink2279
    @dreadfullink2279 Před 5 lety

    When your watching this on the crapper and your dad walks past just as "Worst" into play. Then all you hear is "That's me boy" :)

  • @spacebear4742
    @spacebear4742 Před 5 lety +2

    "let's move on from the past and focus on what the future will bring"
    You set yourself up for that.

  • @paradoxacres1063
    @paradoxacres1063 Před 5 lety +398

    Knowing that Yahtzee will one day review *HuniePop*
    it fills me with determination!

    • @tylerfindlay3774
      @tylerfindlay3774 Před 5 lety +26

      Ok, buddy, I’ve seen you around the past few videos, the game is like, 3 years old now, I say just give it up dude.

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 Před 5 lety +15

      Tyler Findlay, Never!

    • @Saturn185
      @Saturn185 Před 5 lety +3

      do you mean HuniePop 2?

    • @1stshockarmy
      @1stshockarmy Před 5 lety +18

      @@tylerfindlay3774 past "few" videos? I'm pretty sure he has written those comments since Huniepop was released^^

    • @vigorouslethargy
      @vigorouslethargy Před 5 lety +21

      @@tylerfindlay3774
      No, dude. This guy has been around the ZP comments saying this exact thing since around when tye Undertale craze was at its peak. At this point these posts are about as expected as the sun rising every morning.

  • @sinosleep007
    @sinosleep007 Před 5 lety +70

    THUMBS DOWN, for using the wrong sandwich to vagina metaphor. Everyone knows it's roast beef sandwich, not pulled pork sandwich. They're called beef curtains after all.

    • @Ektalon
      @Ektalon Před 5 lety +7

      sinosleep007 I hate to be “that guy”(no I don’t), but it’s ham sandwich.

    • @DragoSonicMile
      @DragoSonicMile Před 5 lety +1

      I hate to be "the other guy", but I thought the "correct" metaphor involved tuna salad...

  • @anteshav.246
    @anteshav.246 Před 5 lety

    Absolutely beautiful work

  • @energonjunkie
    @energonjunkie Před 5 lety +1

    I'm not even remotely embarassed at how hard I laughed at the destroyed toilet and sound effects every single time.

  • @steveejohnson7932
    @steveejohnson7932 Před 5 lety +4

    My, my. A seven minute long zero punctuation video with above average editing. Maybe last year wasn't so bad after all.

  • @Phanthief95
    @Phanthief95 Před 5 lety +8

    If I was Yahtzee, I wouldn’t even put Detroit as a bad game, because at least with Detroit it gave you everything the developers promised, & it’s an enjoyable game for anyone who has loved playing any of Telltale’s games. Fallout 76 or Sea of Thieves should’ve been in its place (How does Yahtzee mention 76 but not Sea of Thieves? Both fell into the same situation as No Man’s Sky at their launches!)
    Also, I wouldn’t put AC Odyssey as bland because I actually had fun with that game. It took the best elements of Origins & Black Flag and put it in that game. I got it for more than half off on Black Friday and I thought that was a steal.

  • @HivisoftheScale
    @HivisoftheScale Před 5 lety

    Hah! Nice! I love the imagery, a lovely Christmas tree vs a plain brick wall vs a very unfortunate toilet...

  • @fumarc4501
    @fumarc4501 Před 5 lety

    Watching this from my work bathroom. A few have knocked and asked if I’m dying. Lol

  • @cikagiga
    @cikagiga Před 5 lety +101

    For a great year with Smash Bros ;)

    • @bookworm3696
      @bookworm3696 Před 5 lety +5

      anyone else questioning what his opinion on the story mode is gonna be?

    • @springflame5002
      @springflame5002 Před 5 lety +26

      @@bookworm3696 The "story" itself was pretty bare bones. I don't know if there's enough for him to squeeze a 5 minute review out of it.

    • @overlordmao6062
      @overlordmao6062 Před 5 lety +2

      @@bookworm3696 he review it this week and you can watch the video on the escapist now, i won't spoil it but he didn't hate the game, hehehe.

    • @Kono_Dio-Da
      @Kono_Dio-Da Před 5 lety +3

      @@springflame5002 The Story in Brawl was bare bones, Story was never the focus of Smash

    • @NotaWalrus1
      @NotaWalrus1 Před 5 lety +6

      @@Kono_Dio-Da The story in Brawl was surprisingly intricate (Talking about Subspace Emissary). We're talking hours of cutscene here. I don't know what you're talking about.

  • @dwarfie24
    @dwarfie24 Před 5 lety +9

    Reccomendation: do not watch while eating.

  • @Nymphonomicon
    @Nymphonomicon Před 5 lety

    I rather like how the splash pages for each category have a theme going for them. The good games build in order along the tree, the bad games are splattered about with all the care of a less-than-wholesome movie's series of moneyshots, and the bland games seem to have just been mashed together like building parts or a poorly thought-out jigsaw puzzle.

  • @ct1951
    @ct1951 Před 5 lety

    McChicken badwich with a Cocklate milkshake actually had me in tears

  • @dr.calibrations7984
    @dr.calibrations7984 Před 5 lety +33

    Just skip smash Yahtz, you don't like smash and this one is smash but more.

    • @misterbadguy7325
      @misterbadguy7325 Před 5 lety +19

      There's already a review of it on the site. Short version: Didn't hate it, but also didn't care for it, felt it was mostly disposable and artless, but understood it wasn't for him, and mostly just resented its "big event" status when it is, getting down to it, just a game about reminding you of stuff you like.

    • @dr.calibrations7984
      @dr.calibrations7984 Před 5 lety +1

      @@misterbadguy7325
      I mean, I figured he would just hate it. He never liked the series and he doesn't like fighting games either

    • @BoostedMonkey05
      @BoostedMonkey05 Před 5 lety +14

      @@misterbadguy7325 that's basically what smash bros is. Here's all the characters you know and watch them beat the crap off each other. Some people even argued doom wasn't deserving if anything either but they forget that doom had a story that added to the character Doom guy.

    • @RainingFlow19
      @RainingFlow19 Před 5 lety

      @@misterbadguy7325 the reason why I never liked smash.

    • @cassidy8307
      @cassidy8307 Před 5 lety +3

      It's fanservice: the game, and it's part of why it's so great.

  • @yosurushi1427
    @yosurushi1427 Před 5 lety +4

    Yahtzee I forgot about mgs now it’s back in my mind and I want to die

  • @TechnicolorMammoth
    @TechnicolorMammoth Před 5 lety

    I forgot Metal Gear Survive was a thing because my brain forgot it as a defense mechanism.

  • @metametang7628
    @metametang7628 Před 5 lety

    Shopping mall music for the bland list was a nice touch