Velma DESTROYS Scooby Doo & Ratings LIES Episode 5
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- Velma episode 5 review has Velma set up a band sleepover to lure Norville to her house. HBO Max has created an adaptation animation of the Scooby Doo cartoon that has nothing in common with the original Scooby Doo series. No mystery was discovered in this episode, Daphne hunted her parents and Fred bought pizza. Is Velma worth watching?
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Velma episode 5 review where the scooby gang go out and hunt for the plot. We've now moved on to making Velma admit how horrible she is, while not even attempting to change. And Fred continues his, err, unlucky taste? But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know down below and as always, thanks for watching :)
Velma has a bad show and a bad dad.
I am so glad you picked up doing this series. You have a brand of comedy I can't get elsewhere and I can't wait to see your channel get even bigger. You definitely deserve it.
What do I think about this? Hmm...
🤢🤮
Is it wrong I quite fancy you?
It never ends
Daphne literally sold drugs in the first episode as well as used blackmail/extortion to get velma to sell drugs for her and now shes confused about "possibly" being related to villains?
Yeah, but that was 4 episodes, 5 episodes ago, man.. can't expect the writers to remember that.
That statement is so terrible on so many levels. This is eugenics logic. „My parents where bad people and because of that I‘m a terrible person because we are related“ - WTF
@@Skj-Aldor Yeah,, that is as backwards and dumb as it's possible.. but then again on par with the show.
@Jartran72 also on par with exactly how the social justice mindset that Mindy thought she was writing for operates too.
@@Skj-Aldor Eugenics is selective breeding for humans. That's not what that is. That's a "sins of the father are visited upon the son" thing. They're trying to bring back the concept of generational blame when that was discarded centuries ago.
An "Irish Exit" is a slang term for leaving a party without telling anyone, sometimes also called the "Irish Goodbye". Supposedly it comes from the practice of a drunk man leaving a party without making contact with anyone else in order to hide the fact that he's blitzed (drunk=irish naturally). A less common school of thought is that it refers to the practice of convoluted Irish social conventions when leaving a party that means it's quicker and easier to just duck out the door and leave.
Now you know, and I have just contributed more to the world with my written words than the entire writing staff of Velma will in their whole careers.
I've only ever heard of it referred to as an "Irish Goodbye".
Not that we should care, but according to modern standards isn't that a derogatory negative stereotype against an entire ethnic group (that was oppressed for centuries)? Oh that's right, they're white.
@@corsairsofnarshaddaa Yeah, that's the most common use of it.
@@sarkastodon30 Nah, everyone knows you can't spell "oppression" without "melanin".
Hint hint, classic Daphne is Irish... Hint Hint
"A talking dog is too cartoony for our show"
"Lets make an episode about Nerds who eat carpet because they are hungry"
That's clever writing. It's symbolism for how most of the characters are lesbians
And also let's have a talking brains.
Mindy Kalin “I have an idea for a south Asian feminist detective”
Executive at HBO “pass”
Mindy “erm did I mention it’s Velma from Scooby doo”
Executive “ooh I know that IP green light”
Mindy “let the character asasination begin, then attack fans who point that out”
It would be shit even if it wasn't tied into Scooby Doo, but you're probably right that's the main reason we get these "reboots" and "reimaginings" that barely resemble the source material and doesn't even seem interested in whatever it's supposed to be about.
I'm still curious why they constantly refer to Indians as "South Asian". Why not just SAY "Indian?"
I mean, nobody refers to Russians as "North Asians".
@@wumpusrat Cause India is in South Asia, why would they refer to Russians as North Asians when Russia isnt only in Asia but also in Europe?
@@brittonholdaway5730 love Ryan George’s pitch meeting can’t wait to see his take.
@@wumpusrat 75% of russians live in europe, even if more than 80% of russia is in asia. Sooo... And Indis is in south Asia even if we call it a sub continent.. it is still on the continent of Asia.. on the south of asia to be precise.
Soooo according to the script, Daphne is a villain because her parents were villains and that sort of thing runs in the family. I would love to know the viewership numbers for this show in Australia after this episode. What an epic way to alienate an entire country in one fell swoop! Empowerment!
I'm ignorant, why are Australians villains, by that logic?
(What should I search to know more?)
@@shinybearevidra It started out as a penal colony. Other countries would send their criminals to the continent with the most dangerous shit they could find and turn them loose to let the problem deal with itself.
Don’t hurt yourself stretching this much. Lmao
@@rolandswift4311 that's interesting, thank you!
@@rolandswift4311 Well.. I thought it was mostly just Britain deporting people to Australia? IIRC other places also had penal colonies during this time, but in other locations.
You are correct.
This show is literally Mindy’s fanfiction about her high school life
The gaslighting from the subscription services is getting more and more ridiculous with every show. 😅 "Don't believe your lying eyes! Just believe these arbitrary numbers we drummed up. Don't look too much into it. It's fine! We're winning entertainment! Trust us!"
Can we just give Fred praise for the fact that he knew what a defibrillator was and what it needed to be used for
He probably learned about it by playing Left 4 Dead 2!
It's amazing that he can read when ealier on he was incapable of... cutting his own meal.
Fun fact for you all... that's not actually how defibs work. They don't restart your heart, they are used to stop irregular heart beats (heart arrhythmia) so your can get the rhythmic beats of the heart to beat proper.
"Velma, She's the compass that always points to the exact opposite of correct"👌🏾😆
Captain Caveman???? what was the point of that reference??????
He is part of the ‘Hanna-Barbera'/ 'Scooby Doo' universe, based on the Slag Brothers (yes, that was their surname) in 'Wacky Races'.
@@nexus_of_a_crisis okay so hear me out... I know about most of what you said outside of that Slag Brothers info but what I'm talking about is how things USE to work in terms of having an obscure reference in your show was there was some kind of underlining point to have that reference there and not just some blind rando memberberry moment, you understand what I mean?? like that was just put there just to be there for no other purpose but for you to see it and say.. "hey that's captain caveman" but the audience this series was aimed for high chances wouldn't even know him anyways which is why I asked the question..
Next we would see Huckleberry hound as Scooby's diverse cousin
Yeah totally. I imagine they got hold of the entire HB catalog. Next up, that Judy Jetson show they teased, and then a Pebbles biopic. Jabberjaw is too problematic though, cause he's a white male shark. Not sure about the anthropomorphic dune buggy. Fml HB cartoons were dumb 🤣
They always seem to impress us by how much worse they can possibly get worse each episode
I don't know the episodes objectively looked at are pretty equally awful. I can't point to anything much worse than sexualising underage girls all the time and droning on about the same insecurities about who was hot in high school and who was average looking or even ugly. Same as the people are constantly awful to eatch other. To me it has been on flat line and I don't even enjoy hatewatching. I kinda enjoy people tearing into it though.
At this point it's a self imposed challenge.
@@Lonovavir basically
@@Jartran72 it’s all equally bas
Velma never disappoint when it comes to disappointment.
The 1 thing that you can count on...
If anything it over achieved in disappointed.
The only thing Velma succeeded in was it was a disappointment.
Which never disappoints better? She-Hulk or Velma?
Expect disappointment and you can never be disappointed.
Most of the time at least
Did the writers forget just an episode ago they showed Velma and Norville in band? Why would she need a picture of Norville to show who he is when everyone in that small band would see him everyday and already know who he is and what he looks like..
I was thinking the same 😂
I’m also surprised they didn’t go with “this sign can’t stop me because I can’t read” when not-Daphne was there.
I’m more a fan of the Simpsons “or do whatever you want. I’m a sign not a cop”
Daphne's parents stole her from Captain Caveman? That's a plot twist.
Glad I’m not the only one who thought that
@@markmorgan5568 yup 🤘
Oh good, I'm not going insane - I took one look at that clip and thought "Huh - they're screwing up yet ANOTHER Hanna-Barbera franchise..."
Captain Caveman was a chad
I did recognize the character but didn't remember the name. Thank you.
I love the "And baby makes 3" swag banner behind Velma when her father is cleaning. 3, not 4. Even her own dad could not care less about her.
good
Shut up, Meg.
The critics are still scared to leave an honest review, I see…🤣
"Velma is a show. People watched the show. Watching a show is good." -critics...and the VP of the United States of America
The critics are just shills. They're the kind of people who even if the rest of the world population disagrees with them they'll still go "um..actually it's pretty good you all are just haters"
What's really hilarious about this is back in the early 2000's when something failed we didn't hide that fact. Now if something failed "oh no, it's not actually failing" even with evidence of it failing.
Calling it: Gigi turns into Scooby because of some evil science thingy.
So he'll be a girl instead?
*sighs* .......it tracks
@@ninjanibba4259 das not the major problem 💀💀
@@ninjanibba4259Sadly that pretty much does happen in Season 2, albeit not with Gigi.
That scene where the cop lurches forward and sends her flying was downright hysterical
Based Economy!
Best scene of the episode.
"The people that watched it hated it! WE'RE WINNERS!"
I have NO DESIRE to ever watch "Velma" however, I do LOVE your reviews of it!
I only watch these reviews, but I have noticed that the sheriff resembles Don Knotts, who guest-starred on the original series. His likeness also popped up in the latest Scooby/Batman crossover (which was actually pretty good).
Don Knotts was the bomb. If you have not ever watched "The Ghost and Mr Chicken", give it a watch. Absolute gold! And, yes, I'm serious. I love that movie. Light-hearted, sweet, funny, and completely over-the-top silly. Great stuff.
@@dbf1dware Agreed! And his movie "The Private Eyes" with Tim Conway was absolutely hilarious in my opinion. Even my young nephews love that one.
He even appeared on the Scooby Doo related Robot Chicken skits, alongside Phyllis Diller
So... The all female band members were literally eating the carpet in Velma's living room... I feel there may be a subtext in that...
This show is so feminist, 90% of the cast are carpet munchers
I’ve called out writers in the past for self-inserting themselves into characters, but this is literally Mindy Kaling playing herself in a cartoon named ‘Velma’.
They did my boy Captain Caveman so dirty with the cosplay. Nothing is coming out untouched from this dumpster fire
A UFO that had spent years travelling to earth for a First Encounter mission picked up Velma on long range scanners and immediatly did a U-Turn and went home.
I wonder how many families started watching Velma with their kids, then - Wha...!!?? Shut it off!!
My head hurts just watching the first few minutes of this. How can you manage this, you are a far stronger man than me.
When you realize the Velma show tried to copy off Harley Quinn and failed.
what?!
It did?
I mean, I get the blood (which Velma luckily had very little of so far), the swearing and the lesbians....but that's the only things that are similar to Harley Quinn.
At least as far as I can see.
At least Harley Quinn had a decent first season.
The rest was just as garbage as Velma.
How?
@@manolgeorgiev9664 because Harley was attracted to ivy, another moody red head, but Harley's show had much better writing, pacing, jokes, and the like.
9:45 Captain Caveman doesn't deserve the disrespect...😑
Lol. You missed the banner behind Velma that says: "Baby Makes 3."
Completely ignoring Velma's existence in the family...
"Speaking of kissing toilets, I want to date you , Velma!"... Maybe the show isn't that bad , after all! They really get into the audience's headspace...
It is funny how Fred keeps insulting Velma, like he's just bullshitting her with the feminism stuff. If the show wasn't Scooby Doo and written better, the South Park approach of mocking both sides could work. They seem like they do sometimes but then other scenes seem quite serious about the woke message.
They watched South park, noticed it was popular but didn't understand it......
Mocking both sides doesnt work when the sides are sanity and insanity.
Not related to this episode, but I always thought she was doing some bit of voice acting and that wasn't her actual voice. Now I see it's both her real voice and real personality in every character that Mindy Kaling has ever done.
I had to Google it because I thought there was no way that it was a self-insert of this level. This is truly phenomenal!
Seras: master. Are you ok?
Alucard: I feel a disturbance in the force, Police Girl. A very big disturbance. As if millions of Scooby Doo fans are crying out for something....
Seras: crying out for what, master?
Alucard: for Mindy Kaling to check her privilege...
I can't tell if i should be elated or upset hellsing abridged is now, in some small way, related to this show lol.
Alucard, please fix this show
@@Adalon- alucard: well since you asked so nicely and because I'm bored right now. I'll do it. But on one condition: I want a 100 inch plasma wide screen TV with Hulu, Amazon Prime AND Netflix.
@@furionmax7824 done
@@Adalon- We'll even give full access for nearly all the streaming services as a bonus if you post a picture of Mindy Kaling's body when you kill her on every social media Alucard.
I feel sorry for the animators. They now know how Oppenheimer felt.
Oppenheimer was a Jew so he wouldn't have felt bad about his work and how it was used. Jews love human sacrifice of non-Jews.
Now I am become death, destroyer of brain cells
He only acted like he felt bad. You don't give someone a gun, show them where to shoot for a quick kill, then are surprised they killed someone. He knew exactly what he would unleashed, went ahead and did.
@Hostmann Socrates why would I stop talking about the world's foremost problem?
@@manoz6194 so does every religion
Why are Daphne's parents dressed as (and the cave town themed after) the old character Captain Caveman?
Because they’re in an actual cave and the imagination of the writers doesn’t extend beyond simplistic connections?
Nostalgia.
Velma and frosk are the first sign of the Apocalypse.
Unlikable cunts are the first seal?
@@MachineMan-mj4gj and then comes the hordes of locusts.
@@sethkaicer319 Twitter. Ah, got it.
I mean she's only interested in Norville after he's able to bag someone outside of her social class, so yeah that certainly tracks for the modern woman
And lost interest in Fred when he becomes a simp and feminist 🤣
And once the girl leaves, "Velma" won't want him anymore... It's just so disgusting how shallow and immature these people are.
God this show is just a disaster. It just keeps getting worse with each episode. Thank you for suffering through it so we don’t have to, you god damn hero.
Also, I have the feeling that Velma’s mom is going to be the killer and they’re going to play it off like some amazing birthday mystery for her daughter to solve. And because it’s a running theme in these recent shows, there won’t be any accountability and things will just work themselves out.
Her mom can't be the killer. She's not white.
Viewing Public: "It...CAN'T go any lower, right?"
Mindy Kaling: (drives up with Creative Backhoe)
I work hospitality, so I meet all sorts of people. When you mentioned someone mistaking a sheep for a cow, I instantly started nodding. Some people are just that oblivious to whats outside their sphere.
A doctor...so it's ok he didn't know, but I'll always remember it as the one time I accidentally made someone with a larger paycheck feel much smaller.
They said, "Wow, you got camels out here?! I thought it would get too cold here."
Me: "Camels?"
They described where they saw them and we discussed it while I checked them in.
Me: "Those are actually alpaccas. I can see the confusion though, they look like they have a hump cause their hair mats at the top when they need steering."
He was in complete disbelieve, he said, "Um..no, I'm %100 positive I saw a camel, alpacca are sheep size."
Me: ":)" I just looked at him with wide eyes for a second. So he would realize what part of the states he's in.
Him: "Ok, let's google it."
Me: "If It was medically related, I wouldn't bother, but you said it, lets learn us."
One google later. Watched his expression crumble.
Him: ":( wow...I'm 40 years old and I thought that was a camel my whole life."
Me: "Sir, don't feel bad, if you aren't learning something new, you're probably dying. I bet your skull is just full of more useful information is all."
I neglected to also mention that Camels do both extremes because the desert gets below freezing at night.
I love how this comment refers to the doctor as a he, then they for a whole paragraph, and then switches back to he.
@@Dr.Cosmar To be clear, I wasn't trying to "correct" you, or make any statement on pronouns. Though in hindsight I should've expected it to come off that way, and I do apologize for that. I just found the sudden switch of which word you used amusing, is all. It's not grammatically incorrect -- and heck, I've done it myself -- I just find it funny when someone uses two different words for the same thing in the same context.
Daphne did say in a previous episode that she loves Danger, so her wanting to go places that have danger signs sort of makes sense.
This was the first episode of the entire series that actually got a laugh out or me.
And yes, it was when the cop ran her over
12:25 Disparu, eyebrows are more expressive than hair, that's taken from anime. Problem with Velma here, is that it accentuates her horrible character even more.
The show that teaches us why stocks were invented 💀
"Inspired" by Futurama? Leela discovers her real parents have been living in the sewers. Leela's parents were also mutants which made the scene seem even more similar since the costumes Daphne's parents wore made them look like mutants too. (I know it's a captain caveman costume)
The only entertainment I’m getting from “Velma” is Disparu’s awesome take-downs of it
16:21 So, in this episode Velma turns out to be a Tsundere, minus the affectionate side showing over time. Why am I not surprised?
I feel like even the "tsundere" label is too nice for an ungrateful sow like Velma.
@@SatoruNatara123 I do very much agree with you. In fact, I think that even the vilest derogatory terms are too good to be wasted on describing Velma.
tsundere are already iffy with being rude but velma makes them look like bilbo fucking baggins of kindness
The one positive thing I can see about this show is that it eliminates any doubt or plausible deniability, that there are paid shills who praise shows regardless of how awful they are.
Despite it's 1.3 IMDB rating there are still some who have given it 10 stars. Or on Rotten Tomatoes its 6% audience score is paired with a ~50% critics rating.
I mean, fair enough, not every one is going to give it one star. You might feel that the animation deserves an extra star. Perhaps you think some of the voice acting is pretty good. Or, maybe, you even think some of the jokes are funny. But 10/10?!? In fact 10 has the second highest percentage.
Like anyone is going to believe that you think it is on par with "Dr. Strangelove" or "The Office".
If they want to be believed they could at least rate it 6-8 instead of 10
It hasn't been a question for a long time. The IMDB reviews are particularly funny. Giving some a read, some seem genuine... but most do not, with the funniest being one that copied another, word for word for multiple paragraphs.
The ratings shills are used early on release so if a random person goes online and quickly checks, the mass of 10 star reviews will drag up any awful show for at least a little to convince a person to give the show a chance.
yea. good point
I mean.. that "plausible deniabilty" has been dead for a long time now..
I realt don’t see why everyone praises the animation so much, I find it rather unappealing and sometimes just downright ugly
The score is so much lower if you alienate the outliers via the q-score.
being infamous is not the same as being famous
An "Irish exit," at least as far as I've known it to be used, is when someone leaves without saying anything. I don't know why it's called that, just that it means that.
Disparu, not ONLY would the band members recognize Norville, WHY is Velma going to THEM first and not
1. His home where she goes to visit often
2. His mother who is the principal
3. His father who is the student counselor
4. His classes where he would be
This show is so mentally stunted, but I can't help but wonder who is more mentally deficient, the morons who write it or the absolute buffoons who rate it positively and call it 'WELL WRITTEN' and 'ACTUALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DONT LISTEN TO THE HATERS PLEASE, IT'S REALLY GOOD' while they lick windows and munch on paint chips.
Velma getting run over by the police car was actually hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 I had to back it up 3 times
Can the season finale be about a nuke falling on to the town and "Velma" is right in the middle of the explosion so she is completely vaporised and no one has to ever see or hear her again?
Reminds me of that Simpson's episode - except it was Comic-book-guy.
I don't know how anyone is watching this 😂 Velma is insane
Disparu is the only thing that makes it palatable
he makes an unwatchable show like velma, not only watchable but even funny. so...if HBO wants to raise the ratings, can hire Disparu and the next episodes will have him commenting the series, and we'll cut out the original version of this show XD
@@derokdeathaxe6984 did the same thing with She Hulk and I still watched it.....learned my lesson
I only watch this kind of stuff through people like him to make it better from now on
Palatable*Potable 🚰
I do wonder if they meant the mine shafts linked up with the sewers but with how weird an interpretation of reality the show has I'm not sure they could even tell the difference between their ass and a hole in the ground.
Irish Exit.
Defined as- Finishing your final drink and leaving without a word.
"Bottle's empty? Then I'm moving on. So long."
That's the best you get.
When I heard “looks like a little henchman,” first thing that came to mind was Igor from Young Frankenstein
Captain Caveman?! They couldn’t resist could they.😢
At least they're leaving the Funky Phantom alone...for now.
As usual, you're the reason this show is worth seeing. Thank you, Disparu.
I admit that the barely there mystery of Fred's house and the woman who lived there before is the first actually slightly interesting and vaguely compelling thing to happen to this show. It must have been accidental. And it reminds me a bit of the old episodes of the actual Scooby-Doo that Mindy "Hannibal" Kaling has peeled the skin off of and laid it over herself to fool the clapping seals of her hired fanbase, but I'm sure the mystery will eventually either be forgotten or it'll just collapse under the ponderous weight of Kaling's overinflated ego.
Also, I suppose Warner owns the old Captain Caveman animated cartoon (obviously so since it was also done by Hanna-Barbera animation) since the people in the mines are just wearing disguises identical to that show's protagonist. I wish I was making that up. I'm old enough to remember seeing that silly cartoon on Saturday mornings. Tell me one of the disguised people said Unga Bunga so I can go throw up.
I like how the band sleepover bouncer's legs grow back. Or he's part spider and has spare legs tucked up inside his shorts. He's really skinny, those are just his extra legs wrapped around his waist. That's more funny (and possibly more disturbing) to me than any "joke" that has appeared in this show.
If this is how Norville/Shaggy gets treated in relationships, no wonder that in his Scooby-Doo future he prefers to hang out with a dog instead. And never seems to go home to his (worthless) parents.
Frankly, the sheriff's car yeeting Velma down the road is the first scripted thing in this episode that has actually made me happy. Now run over her head and get us out of this misery.
Daphne going into the sewer at the end makes sense, really. Right now, as of this episode, she is the only Mystery Inc. character acting like a Mystery Inc. character.
Oh no…they own so many great old cartoons now….
Also that was Buffalo Bill who with the skin suit not Hannibal
@@AscendingAdventures I was referring to Hannibal's using the guard's skinned face and uniform to make the officers think he was someone he wasn't, but you are otherwise correct in the Buffalo Bill skinsuit bit. My fault for not making it clear what I meant. Thanks for reminding me to clarify what I mean, cos Lord knows I need that. 🙂
I would've never guessed that Captain Caveman would make a comeback in a show starring one member of the Scooby gang.
He was in an episode of “Mystery Incorporated.”
19:17 - and I lost my Internet connection at this moment. Even my Wi-Fi stuck thinking why someone would choose Velma over someone else.
I really really, really like your videos. The part where you looked at the camera just for a bit then yelled a word that was quickly cut. hahaha. Thanks very much Disparu. I do not watch the shows but I watch your reviews and takes on them.
This is like the 6th or 7th series that I have only seen anything from due to me watching this guy.
Modern TV on the whole is shite.
I've had this horrifying thought... They said they weren't introducing Scooby Doo in this cartoon, but... what if this was a lie? What if this whole brain stealing murder plot is THEIR setup for the debut of Scooby Doo in this show? How do you think it's going to explain Scooby Doo being able to talk? One possible horrifying answer I have in mind (and I really hope they don't do this, but I shouldn't get my hopes up, considering the lows this show has gone) is that they transplant a human brain INTO a dog! 😨
I mean, that would be more clever than anything else written in this show, so I think you are safe in this not actually happening
Does she not realize she doesn't have the uhh...equipment to bag Don Lemon?
Glad you didn't fall for the "analytics." Clownfish and others have just taken this as true and put out some Chicken Little videos.
Apparently, a bunch of youtubers have forgotten the same thing happened with ROP.
And every other bad shot this past year.
That show is like a septic tank! Smelly, disgusting and needs to be buried in underground!
Glorious breakdown as always
Irish Exit: leaving a party/bar/get-together without telling anyone. Commonly used in the States.
I had thought the bar was already on the ground and they couldn't go any lower, but they dug into the ground.
It's weird, I usually watch your reviews and can remember plot points of episodes in your videos. However, after watching your last two reviews of Velma, I have no clue what is happening that I have to watch them again, and I'm still confused.
You have to wonder, do these people that put in these self inserts look at the episodes and think "man I'm so cool and likeable"? Honestly if I saw an outside perspective of how I act and talked and it looked like this I honestly would ashamed
I can’t believe Disparu didn’t notice the “and baby makes 3” banner 😂
An Irish exit is when you get thrown out of the bar, into the street.
An "Irish Exit" or "Irish Goodbye" is where you leave a party without saying goodbye to anyone. Maybe it's not a saying the UK but it is in the US.
It would only be said in the UK if you wanted your racist qunt kicked in by an Irishman. Tuco.
Friend:Did you watch Velma?
Me:No, better watched Disparu’s review.
"it keeps happening and I'm left with only one option..." and I'm looking forward to that moment every time XD ...whooo.
How does she get more vile every episode? Also, did they forget about the murders?
Velma getting run over actually made me laugh.
Yeah but the pizza getting run over - now that was a tragedy.
This show doesn't take the piss it drinks it and spits it at its audience while trying to lecture them
Oh dear god, they somehow found a way to drag Captain Caveman into this?! Nothing is sacred. Nothing is safe.
"if the pizza is not cut, it's just one big slice" , that's funny!
I love these reviews, best channel.
Anyone else feel like giving DragonBall Evolution another try?
It's a bit less insufferable than this...
I've never witnessed someone mistake a sheep for a cow. I did however witness a father explaining to his son "and these are chickens" while pointing at the geese.
Like She Hulk, this doesn’t seem to go ANYWHERE. There’s no plot, no story, no nothing. Just cringe dialogue in each and every line and… That’s it, nothing happens…
"random" "no plot" "attention span of 5 seconds" Now add these up and what do you get?
Are the caveman costumes meant to be references to Captain Caveman?
It's called an Irish goodbye when you leave an event without saying goodbye to anyone. Not sure where it came from.
ngl the funniest Velma review so far, keep up the good work dude!
Gigi is a pretty name of French origin (original Greek root of George/Georgina). The horse name joke will probably not make sense to anyone in North America unless they have watched Fawlty Towers.
Speaking of British comedy, the George/Georgina joke in Blackadder 4 is fabulous!
These are examples of actual comedy. I remember actual comedy and hope it comes back someday.
Thanks for the video!
Medication time
I was surprised that gee gee was a horse (English is not my native language) but was funny XD
I did watch Fawlty towers but I've only seen two episodes
@@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 The episode in which horse racing is mentioned is called “communication problems“. This is my favourite episode because they have the worst hotel guest of all time. Mrs. Richards is a crabby old lady who complains about absolutely everything, and Basil’s reactions to her behaviour are priceless! Basil bet on the horses behind Sybil’s back and he is desperate to prevent her from finding out about it.
Wow, a Captain Caveman reference that is as insulting as the rest of the series, how did I not see that coming?
Parrot Analytics parrots exactly what they're client what them to. In this case "Velma is hugely popular!"
Fitting name then…
A real shame that Velma survived being run over 😂😂😂 such a missed opportunity
Love the content so much always look forward to your vids been working through your back Log and glad about the mic change I am disappointed there was no Las of us episode 2 review I know it's a strangely good series in this woman good man bad viewing nightmare we find ourselves but I realy want to know your thoughts on the last of us even though its popular I truly hope you do episode 2 befor episode 3 comes out and continue with it and other series both good and bad reviews hope your having a good time anyway as I been playing dead space it's awsome, a ba-bye o7
How tf is the only punctuation a " , " ?
How tf did this comment even get 2 likes?
I guess people arnt as judging about punctuation and agrees with my words instead but thanks for your comment have a good day
You should see the parody movie on CZcams "Hitler reacts to Velma" it is so funny :)
I do wonder if it was intentionally bad this bad because it stirred up enough algorithmic data so that even if you google image Velma, this one shows up first
Love your reviews bro, and love you on FNT. We'll say this one was worth missing Friday with the gang.