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  • Velma Episode 3 review of the HBO Max animation based on the Scooby Doo cartoon. This week Velma and Daphne get confused together, Norville decides to take therapy to prison and Fred struggles with his new inmates. But the real stunning piece of this whole episode is Velmas feelings towards Fred's false conviction.
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  • @disparutoo
    @disparutoo  Před rokem +279

    Velma episode 3 review, where Velma PRAISES Fred getting falsely imprisoned so much, she's just upset that she's distracted so can't fully enjoy it! This show is easily the most mask off show in entertainment. I never expected them to top themselves like that in this episode. But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

    • @johndodo2062
      @johndodo2062 Před rokem +3

      Side note:
      Don't ever forget that hogwarts legacy is woke af and you should all be waiting for actual user reviews. The people pre-ordering that game are about as dumb as the psychos trying to kill it

    • @boomingbob1579
      @boomingbob1579 Před rokem +1

      Dang

    • @johnstrawb3521
      @johnstrawb3521 Před rokem +8

      14:15 - and I still haven't heard this called anti-white racism, even though it's anti-white racism.

    • @illuminahde
      @illuminahde Před rokem +1

      Seriously, this is the first time a show was so incredibly shit that there's a legitimate argument if there was a conspiracy to make it so shit. 🤣

    • @JammaLamma
      @JammaLamma Před rokem +2

      KILLING IT on these Velma reviews might be your best work yet.

  • @rustyspigot1876
    @rustyspigot1876 Před rokem +1117

    I will never watch this show, but I'll never miss Disparu tearing it to shreds. It's a mad world.

    • @maurofilho1503
      @maurofilho1503 Před rokem +33

      That's what I do since rings of power

    • @JammaLamma
      @JammaLamma Před rokem +8

      Right there with you

    • @tyr3759
      @tyr3759 Před rokem +14

      Certainly is. And it's rather sad that the only media entertainment that is fun to watch is this, or movies from 10+ years ago. Games are starting to get woke as well. Saves me a lot of money though.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Před rokem +4

      Same

    • @swampfaye
      @swampfaye Před rokem +8

      Ditto, and willow and she hulk and rings of power...

  • @LoneWolf-rc4go
    @LoneWolf-rc4go Před rokem +676

    It is amusing that Velma is as close to SJW perfection as the entertainment industry has managed so far and the SJW's hate it.

    • @shinyguy3766
      @shinyguy3766 Před rokem +120

      Almost as if the secret to being woke and an sjw is hating yourself..

    • @LoneWolf-rc4go
      @LoneWolf-rc4go Před rokem +88

      ​@@shinyguy3766 Velma is just the perfect character for the 'woke' movement. She's got all the right victim cards and the right attitude/personality that the SJW's worship and yet they can't stand her.

    • @shinyguy3766
      @shinyguy3766 Před rokem +24

      @@LoneWolf-rc4go I thought she was kinda cute in the original 1960s show but then again she wasn't nearly like this nightmare modern version.

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir Před rokem +39

      @@shinyguy3766: Real Velma would consider Mindy Kaling Velma worse than all the villains in Scooby Doo: Where Are You?

    • @pyropulseIXXI
      @pyropulseIXXI Před rokem +4

      @@shinyguy3766 That is no secret

  • @joehasskamp5523
    @joehasskamp5523 Před rokem +537

    Well something did actually make me laugh the fact that they referred to Velma as a "talking meatloaf" clearly the writing room is aware of what Mindy basically is.

    • @blobbertmcblob4888
      @blobbertmcblob4888 Před rokem +39

      Yeah, I also did the forced air our of the nose exhale at that. That's the kind of humor this show COULD have and SHOULD have had.

    • @bashamd96
      @bashamd96 Před rokem +60

      That's a insult to talking meatloaf comparing it to Mindy

    • @justinroux1610
      @justinroux1610 Před rokem

      @@bashamd96 right meatloaf is delicious and can feed a family velma is an abortion

    • @neraslight4997
      @neraslight4997 Před rokem +6

      @@bashamd96 yeah

    • @user-gb7ji6xy5d
      @user-gb7ji6xy5d Před rokem +9

      I think the word you're looking for is "a waste of food."

  • @t.i.masterson5133
    @t.i.masterson5133 Před rokem +504

    At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if the season finale ends with Velma, Daphnie, and Norville solving the case, only to have a Hollywood bigwig pick up on the story who makes a whitewashed animated series based on the group with Fred as their leader because he’s a rich white man-it could be Fred’s parents who fund the show for good press following his trial-and an animal mascot added in to make it marketable to children. That way, this series is an origin story, and this Velma is the original.
    That’s why she feels compelled to tell “her story her way” because misogynistic, racist Hollywood completely messed up her story and sterilized it so children would buy toys based on her likeness.
    It’s just a thought, but it would fit the “a woman did it first, and better than a man” narrative Hollywood has been pushing while completely missing the irony of their actions.

    • @MegaSpideyman
      @MegaSpideyman Před rokem +55

      That would be very sad.

    • @jonrazo7912
      @jonrazo7912 Před rokem +96

      That's feelings shockingly accurate. I wouldn't be surprised if something in this vein doesn't
      happened.

    • @agonsfitness7308
      @agonsfitness7308 Před rokem +109

      I read your comment in growing apprehension and horror. But I don't think it will happen for one simple reason. I don't think they're that smart.

    • @Ry9022
      @Ry9022 Před rokem +34

      Dear lord. The outrage online would be insane.

    • @Nartanek
      @Nartanek Před rokem +50

      Jennifer lawrence is the original creator of scooby doo, back in 1362, get it right next time.

  • @Dr.Cosmar
    @Dr.Cosmar Před rokem +294

    Least we can be thankful that William Hanna and Joseph Barbera arrn't present to see what the clownms did with their work.

    • @athosdumas4360
      @athosdumas4360 Před rokem +50

      Could not agree with you more.
      To paraphrase MauLer; standing on the shoulders of giants and shitting all over them.
      Who would have thought when I was younger casually watching wholesome Scooby Doo episodes with timeless messages that in 20-odd years time a TV programme like this would be released using the same characters (in name only)?
      What’s next? The Jetsons? The Flintstones? Tom & Jerry? Or are they going to move their grubby hands over to Loony Tunes?

    • @johannesseyfried7933
      @johannesseyfried7933 Před rokem +12

      @@athosdumas4360 I mean, they *did* try to make a "cooler" version of the Looney Toons once.....
      Which the Fans didn't like all that much.
      But back then it of course also wasn't in style yet to call people who don't like your show "racist", was it?

    • @justinroux1610
      @justinroux1610 Před rokem +3

      @@athosdumas4360 dont give them any ideas they might just do it

    • @Dr.Cosmar
      @Dr.Cosmar Před rokem +2

      Interesting that my comments sometimes don't reflect how grammaly functioned from my PC.
      I'm a pretty stable person, but after 17 years on the web, you start to notice when your comment might have been tampered with.
      🤔 Maybe to make it appear as though you have basic use or illiteracy problems to imply you also aren't a very reliable source of commentary.
      I also proof read comments. If this seems too "woo woo", ignore it. I have suspicions is all. Follow me and check if you are interested, might write a python program to do it, vote if your interested in viewing results on a weekly basis. I'm a heavy commentator, but posting it via a bot is extra effort.
      I need a hobby that's productive.

    • @littletee3649
      @littletee3649 Před rokem +2

      @@athosdumas4360 I hate to break it to you, but they (WB) have already done something along the same vein before this to another Hanna-Barbera Show: The Banana Splits.
      They turned the Banana Splits into a horror-slasher movie. (Yep, you read that correctly.)
      I've never honestly been a fan of the Banana Splits, but what WB did to it back in 2019 was weird and disturbing.
      Although, I've heard some people could laugh at the craziness and bad movie vibe from it... so even a Banana Splits slasher movie had more laughs than this!
      I fear for any other Hanna-Barbera shows. Seriously.

  • @Random_Tangent
    @Random_Tangent Před rokem +131

    Watching Velma makes a lot of people go limp.

  • @gillianchristian3231
    @gillianchristian3231 Před rokem +15

    I do actually remember being taught the whole "go limp" thing, but only for when an attacker is trying to take you somewhere. Something about making them have to carry your entire weight and taking them by surprise. Like everything else in this show, it's represented terribly.

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen Před rokem +208

    Anyone who didn't give up within the first two episodes are BOUND to give up after this one, that was BEYOND terrible.

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds Před rokem +11

      Well now you're really throwing a challenge at Disparu.

  • @michaelryan6342
    @michaelryan6342 Před rokem +54

    Fred insulting Velma is the only thing that gives me a legit laugh from the show. "A talking meatloaf is here to see you?" 🤣

    • @DarkAquaVII
      @DarkAquaVII Před rokem +6

      Yes! 😂😂😂

    • @Trular-kreyss
      @Trular-kreyss Před rokem +1

      Fred should have say.
      "A talking shit is here to see you?"

  • @AliRadicali
    @AliRadicali Před rokem +85

    I just want to note that it is genuinely impressive that they made a show that features Velma and Daphne snogging and somehow still managed to make it repulsive and awful. That takes talent.

  • @ardanblade641
    @ardanblade641 Před rokem +139

    Finally, an actual decent joke from Velma. It's amazing that they'd actually imply a firearm would be good for self defense, but here we are!

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir Před rokem +19

      I'm sure that line got into the script by mistake and will be retconned out of existence soon enough.

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc Před rokem +13

      I did appreciate the irony of a person in the background holding a sign stating that he had no specific preference. I'm sure they stole it from somewhere.

    • @laurelkeeper
      @laurelkeeper Před rokem +1

      @@HerculesBallsInc not exactly the same but it's very similar to XKCD 470.

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc Před rokem +1

      @@laurelkeeper Good one, mate!

  • @NoPantsBaby
    @NoPantsBaby Před rokem +128

    Disparu is the lone trooper tearing this show apart. The longman, the British kiwi, the inebriated imbiber, those who didn't even dare tread where Velma roams. All defeated. He stands alone.
    PS: CZcams unsubbed me from you, I am back!

    • @atomicdancer
      @atomicdancer Před rokem +30

      One does not simply *watch* a full season of 'Velma.'
      It is a barren wasteland. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume.
      Not with ten thousand CZcamsr reviewers could you do this.
      It is folly.

    • @billybadass3056
      @billybadass3056 Před rokem +8

      Despot of Antrim

    • @matane2465
      @matane2465 Před rokem +8

      Nah, Hypnotic has been reviewing every episode, and Edygrim movie reactions.

    • @kingofthegrill
      @kingofthegrill Před rokem +8

      Drinker literally talked about Velma, MauLer literally talked about Velma

    • @NoPantsBaby
      @NoPantsBaby Před rokem +7

      @@kingofthegrill yes! All said "I'm not watching any more of this" they tapped out!

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 Před rokem +92

    Mindy Kaling will still fail up…she ticks a LOT of boxes

    • @petergriffin-tu6ug
      @petergriffin-tu6ug Před rokem +2

      sadly

    • @calistafalcontail
      @calistafalcontail Před rokem

      She ticks 3...female, brown, fat. To bad she grew up rich and priviledged in all areas, so she cant claim those immigrant struggle woke points.

    • @MadChristoph
      @MadChristoph Před rokem +1

      She is the devil

    • @bryce4228
      @bryce4228 Před rokem +2

      @neonthunderbird well no one else wants to tick her box

    • @potlach001
      @potlach001 Před rokem +1

      @@bryce4228 i dont wanna go any where near that box... it probubly smells like fish and self loathing

  • @patricklemire9278
    @patricklemire9278 Před rokem +21

    I was listening to podcast about The Office hosted by Jenna Fischer(Pam) and Angela Kinsey (Angela) and they were talking about Mindy Kaling. They said the original Kelly character was low key and gradually became more vapid and insane. They casually said that as the show went on Kelly became more like Mindy Kaling in real life. Oh dear.

    • @kierancaldwell3442
      @kierancaldwell3442 Před rokem +5

      Wait so she's actually like Kelly in real life?

    • @xFlareLeon
      @xFlareLeon Před měsícem

      ​@@kierancaldwell3442 She's the way all her characters are in real life, because she's an incompetent fraud.

  • @blatherama
    @blatherama Před rokem +10

    Okay, I kind of thought the "How to Make Someone Else's Death About You" brochure/site gag was funny.

    • @SamtheBravesFan
      @SamtheBravesFan Před rokem +4

      That is what that chick who basically insulted her father at his funeral did.

  • @shayda_wolf
    @shayda_wolf Před rokem +41

    Did anyone notice that Not-Shaggy’s dad was wearing a “Go Velma” shirt during the fight and then in the office with Velma his shirt is a “Go Daph”? Like he literally watches her get kicked into the wall leaving blood behind and he still switches teams.

  • @haydn-db8z
    @haydn-db8z Před rokem +70

    "Toxic masculinity" has been a ridiculous term from the moment it was first used. Now, its utterance is a sure sign that *anything* the speaker says on the subject should be disregarded.

  • @icarusjumped2719
    @icarusjumped2719 Před rokem +32

    Its always amazed me how people who claim to be so against "hate" can spew so much of it.

    • @t2av159
      @t2av159 Před rokem +2

      Women always say the Opposite

  • @D4rKSUN1
    @D4rKSUN1 Před rokem +32

    that one Mr bean moment was actually funny it was so refreshing after watching all the velma clips

  • @ravonne6308
    @ravonne6308 Před rokem +11

    They really turned a show about PG creepy mysteries and a talking dog into 28 minutes of smugness where the characters' sexuality is the greatest "mystery". I wonder why it's failing...

  • @guyvizard549
    @guyvizard549 Před rokem +15

    The surname Dinkley was first found in Northumberland at Dingley, a parish, in the union of Market-Harborough, hundred of Corby. Dingley Hall "occupies the site of a commandery of the Knights of St. John of Jerusalem, founded in the reign of Stephen."
    The Domesday Book of 1086 listed the place as Dinglei and literally the place name means "woodland clearing with hollows," from the Old English word "leah" + the Middle English word "dingle."
    One of the first records of the name was found here when Alured de Dingelai was listed in the Feet of Fines of 1197. From this early entry, the family quickly moved throughout Britain as seen by Nicholas de Dyngele who was listed in the Assize Rolls of Lincolnshire in 1298, and Roger de Dingeley who was listed in the Feet of Fines for Norfolk in 1330.
    -I was just curious, but you gotta admit this is funny, considering the whole "South Asian" thing.

  • @doomspud6302
    @doomspud6302 Před rokem +15

    Fred's father is voiced by Frank Welker. Norville's father looks like shaggy. That alone make those two characters more accurate to the source material than anything else in this show.

  • @mainmanbumfuzz8983
    @mainmanbumfuzz8983 Před rokem +8

    Go limp is a good strategy for anyone resisting a kidnapper. It is a terrible idea for anyone resisting a person trying to remove the top of your head.

    • @chrisamies2141
      @chrisamies2141 Před rokem +4

      it sounds like it's based on protestors' tactics. The police (in theory) just want to remove them from the area so the protestor goes limp making them more difficult to carry. Being abducted by someone who doesn't mind harming you would be another matter.

  • @cmd31220
    @cmd31220 Před rokem +26

    You learn something new about the writers every episode. This episode we learned that these people have clearly NEVER had to worry about their own safety in their entire lives.
    They probably saw "go limp to protect yourself" in a nature documentary about grizzly bears, where that's actually good advice because the bear isn't interested in eating you and just wants to make you go away.

    • @bethanyh1637
      @bethanyh1637 Před rokem +11

      It's actually was taught in college campuses with regard to the R word. Studies have found that a woman is something like 3 times less likely to be suffer other injuries by going limp and not fighting back... The Einsteins that pushed this strategy just never bothered to notice that the same studies also show that those women were 10X more likely to not escape and actually be R worded.

    • @cmd31220
      @cmd31220 Před rokem

      @@bethanyh1637 are you fucking kidding me? That's so unbelievably stupid it's criminal.
      No wonder feminists hate the "teach women how to defen themselves" thing. They're not actually being taught defense.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 Před rokem +7

      @@bethanyh1637 Well, in actual legit hand-2-hand combat... going limp is a valid tactic, it's just... something you have to carefully choose when and how to use. you typically use it as a response to a grapple attempt to break free, but you don't STAY that way, you switch back to an aggressive- stance as soon as you escape
      But... that's not what Velma actually DOES..

  • @shirgall
    @shirgall Před rokem +35

    Velma is a metaphor for when the "by any means necessary" crowd rushes the stage on open mic night.

  • @Lonovavir
    @Lonovavir Před rokem +10

    I feel like I need to rewatch Scooby Doo: Where Are You? episodes to recover from just watching clips of Velma.

    • @TheWolfeDen
      @TheWolfeDen Před rokem +5

      I've been doing just that. Would highly recommend. The late 90s-00s Scooby-Doo movies/shows are also a good palette cleanser

  • @ShadowTiger.4000
    @ShadowTiger.4000 Před rokem +163

    Straight after Willow, we get this gem of entertainment. Keep those reviews coming!

    • @agentsmithmememe
      @agentsmithmememe Před rokem +3

      Witcher BO was worse

    • @EruSkylar
      @EruSkylar Před rokem

      This was the most secondhand embarrassment review by a guy I've ever seen lmaooo he's literally fred

    • @agentsmithmememe
      @agentsmithmememe Před rokem +1

      @@EruSkylar The show is an embarassment

    • @ShadowTiger.4000
      @ShadowTiger.4000 Před rokem

      @@EruSkylar the show is the bad part. The review was hilarious lol

    • @EruSkylar
      @EruSkylar Před rokem

      @@ShadowTiger.4000 I wonder why. are you white too?

  • @bletheringfool
    @bletheringfool Před rokem +24

    When you say 'mask off' in relation to Scooby Doo I'm hoping that at the end of the series they pull off a mask to reveal it was a bunch of imposters. Because that's what they really are.

  • @themeta9273
    @themeta9273 Před rokem +14

    I had a theory that Mindy Kaling took Velma as a way to cash in on her "sex appeal" after failing numerous times to do so in live-action and the more reviews I see the more disturbed I get about being mostly right about it.

    • @anonygent
      @anonygent Před rokem +3

      Does she not realize she doesn't have any?

    • @themeta9273
      @themeta9273 Před rokem

      @@anonygent I think she knows and that's why she's such a bigot

  • @MrBonified66
    @MrBonified66 Před rokem +49

    Let's say it 100 times - a character can never be smarter than the person writing them.

    • @pyropulseIXXI
      @pyropulseIXXI Před rokem +6

      Yes they can; good writers can write super smart scientist types and such despite writers clearly not being as smart as such people. The person who wrote Sherlock Holmes was not even close to being as smart as this fictional detective
      The thing is is that dumb writers just tend to write incredibly dumb characters whilst thinking they are smartly written... which just goes to highlight how dumb they are to everyone else

    • @Maelstromme
      @Maelstromme Před rokem +3

      @@pyropulseIXXI Ofc you can handwaive a character as being intelligent, but their metacognition and demonstrated capacity for thought that isn’t just described but demonstrated in first person is absolutely limited by the metacognition of the writer.

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc Před rokem +1

      So... you honestly believe that everyone who writes a Sherlock Holmes story is a super genius detective?

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc Před rokem +5

      @@Maelstromme Protip, mate: using fancy words unnecessary to communication is sure sign of a midwit, not a genius. I realize that geniuses almost never talk to you so you aren't aware of this. I'm sure it impresses all the normies, though.

    • @pyropulseIXXI
      @pyropulseIXXI Před rokem +2

      @@Maelstromme fictional characters don't have any real 'metacognition.'
      And this isn't true anyway. A writer can create a problem and take 2 days to work it out in real life, yet have their smart character do it in 5 seconds
      There are plenty of ways to write a character smarter than you are

  • @rachelsheppard9122
    @rachelsheppard9122 Před rokem +20

    I enjoy watching Disparu roast the heck out of this show. Like I enjoyed his roast reviews of Rings of Power, She-Hulk, and Willow.

  • @master_samwise
    @master_samwise Před rokem +13

    Are... are you going to watch all of it? I mean I'm not complaining but I'm a bit worried about your sanity if you do.

    • @MegaSpideyman
      @MegaSpideyman Před rokem +4

      I hope he does, it makes for some really enjoyable videos.

    • @ericpode6095
      @ericpode6095 Před rokem +4

      ...and it saves the rest of us having to watch it.

  • @scottjoseph9578
    @scottjoseph9578 Před rokem +5

    The original Velma and Daphne were kind of like Mary Ann and Ginger. Velma was NOT ugly in Scooby-Doo. Daphne was simply a supermodel type.

    • @georgeray1906
      @georgeray1906 Před 4 měsíci

      Where did Mary Ann and Ginger originated from?

  • @MajorSmurf
    @MajorSmurf Před rokem +89

    I've watched my fair share of trashy anime and even those look like golden lights in storytelling compared to Velma. It's honestly funny to me that the Japanese have done parody shows based on American cartoons better than this. I'm not joking Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt is a parody done to perfection. They literally made the decision to make the show drunk and it did poorly with Japanese audiences (Quite the hit for us in the west though). Literally drunk Japanese animators came up with a better script and story than this.

    • @mightyx5441
      @mightyx5441 Před rokem

      what are you doing watching that anime

    • @harlannguyen4048
      @harlannguyen4048 Před rokem +9

      Somehow, it got greenlit for a second season over a decade later.

    • @neraslight4997
      @neraslight4997 Před rokem

      @@mightyx5441 Living their best life, what are you doing knowing about it? Being an ass.

    • @neraslight4997
      @neraslight4997 Před rokem +1

      @@harlannguyen4048 Yeah I’m hyped waiting for that, hopefully it doesn’t get canceled

    • @MajorSmurf
      @MajorSmurf Před rokem +3

      @@neraslight4997 It should be fine. It's being handled by Trigger. In case you're wondering the reason it took a decade is because of licensing as Gainax held the rights to it.

  • @skylx0812
    @skylx0812 Před rokem +8

    Kaling's going to give Native Americans a new reason to resent being called Indians.

  • @archstanton9073
    @archstanton9073 Před rokem +25

    Going limp is good advise if you're attacked by a bear. It could be useful if someone's just trying to kidnap you and pretty much nothing else. Emphasis on "could". Being dead weight would slow them down but if they're attacking with the intent to kill or rob then it would do nothing other than making their job a lot easier.

  • @SirBlaze75
    @SirBlaze75 Před rokem +13

    @disparu , thing is Velma is 15 in the original show, and fred is sposed to be 17, since this is a prequel and set a couple of years before they started solving mysteries ( going by amount of seasons. This puts velma at 13 years old, and fred at 15 and daphne at 14 :| so by sounds this shows going dark :| . also how the hell are minors visiting people in prison without guardians around ?

  • @the_absurd_hero
    @the_absurd_hero Před rokem +7

    5:47 Pheeeeewweeee.... that “self defense” lesson is more hateful to women than actual misogyny. I’m glad Disparu’s taking the piss out of this train wreck. It deserves nothing less than a Brit ripping it apart with the power of sheer snark.

  • @firepenguin38
    @firepenguin38 Před rokem +20

    Disparu you are great brother
    The whole line about Daphne moving through Velma's whole family was just funny AF

  • @boomingbob1579
    @boomingbob1579 Před rokem +27

    It just gets worse by each episode

  • @briancates3576
    @briancates3576 Před rokem +21

    There’s nothing anyone can say to convince me that this show wasn’t made awful on purpose. It goes so far beyond terrible that it HAS to be intentional

    • @DarkAquaVII
      @DarkAquaVII Před rokem

      Even the people I know who are very woke hate this show. It's gotta be a pi*s take or something and done on purpose to be hated. Surely.

  • @mightyporkinplowastranger8705

    How many times does everyone watching Velma think to themselves:
    "Why are you trying to make that a joke? That doesn't make sense bc you actually believe that. No one can tell what the punchline supposed to be."

  • @Finalsplit
    @Finalsplit Před rokem +14

    Y'all must know that before this show, nobody had ever put a bipoc in the lead of an animated ripoff. :^)

  • @sethkaicer319
    @sethkaicer319 Před rokem +9

    Velma resurrected Elvis Presley and kicked him in the nads.

  • @T3t4nu5
    @T3t4nu5 Před rokem +11

    Velma is canonically 15 in the original show.
    How much earlier than that is this supposed to be set?

  • @kaczan3
    @kaczan3 Před rokem +4

    She's so bad that in comparison everyone loves Meg Griffin.

  • @willpower8061
    @willpower8061 Před rokem +6

    I'm so glad you're watching this and not me, it saves me from drinking.

  • @donaldsmith8648
    @donaldsmith8648 Před rokem +19

    Sooo HBO hires people to make show's bad on purpose.. Shid we're do I sign up for a job application 😂😆

  • @bo7341
    @bo7341 Před rokem +6

    "She's punching way above her weight."
    No she isn't, she's going well below her weight.....

  • @ravazoid469
    @ravazoid469 Před rokem +21

    I would get really burned out after having to be funny over and over again, but you nail it.
    Hats off!

  • @geoffowen7627
    @geoffowen7627 Před rokem +51

    I've got it, the twist at the end, Velma is the brain scooping psychopath, just wait called it first.
    And I realised Scoob is in the series, the box that her mum left gift wrapped should've been opened immediately, she got Velma a puppy, can't wait for Velma to open the parcel and say, well that explains the scratching and whining and godaeful smell. Ooooops.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Will_Parker
    @Will_Parker Před rokem +4

    The thing about that toaster scene is that that's in EVERY single ad that I've seen for the show. They're so proud of that "joke" that they're presenting it as THE joke to sell the show on.

  • @Atlas-Shrugs
    @Atlas-Shrugs Před rokem +6

    The gun joke was unironically good. Ill give it to them.

  • @jimi_jams
    @jimi_jams Před rokem +4

    The only time I laughed at the footage on-screen was when Mr. Bean showed up. Rowan Atkinson is a legend.

  • @florinnatu
    @florinnatu Před rokem +8

    After every episode of every new show from HollyWoke i think "it can.t get worse that this"... but it can. And it does

  • @palladinos1
    @palladinos1 Před rokem +10

    This man is a saint he is putting himself through this torture so we dont have too... i salute your bravery sir!

  • @jerryterwase9027
    @jerryterwase9027 Před rokem +11

    " Anything the left touches, it destroys". - Dennis Praegar

  • @markwilson7013
    @markwilson7013 Před rokem +12

    Thing I find most offensive about this series is Velma's glasses not bending the light coming through them i.e. her face line is the same before and after her glasses intersect them. It means the lenses are doing nothing. Once you've seen it you can't unsee it 😊

    • @ram89572
      @ram89572 Před rokem +4

      Well they were supposed to have been her mother's glasses according to this "show" so it would make sense that they aren't actually corrective lenses otherwise there's no way she could have just put them on and started wearing them.

    • @xFlareLeon
      @xFlareLeon Před rokem

      @@ram89572 Considering how her eyes got huge when she put them on and she had her hands out when standing up, they were corrective lenses.

  • @dronesclubhighjinks
    @dronesclubhighjinks Před rokem +7

    Velma to potential love interest Daphne: "I can only be obsessed with one woman at a time and right now it's my mom." What. Is. This.
    Same sx Oedipal complex? Mindy's problems go way deeper than I had anticipated!
    Please don't pay attention to my comment because I am a woman over 35, and I don't want to traumatize anyone. On the other hand, I'm Kate Beckinsale's stunt double. 😄
    Thanks for the video!

  • @ratman505
    @ratman505 Před rokem +7

    After this episode Velma officially included more fight scenes than Halo

  • @colnelScar2
    @colnelScar2 Před rokem +30

    God I get the best entertainment from your reviews than the actual shows. Keep up the great work!

  • @Maybeyoudorho
    @Maybeyoudorho Před rokem +31

    *sigh* there are plenty of great female authors out there for example the writer for Demon Slayer, Koyoharu Gotouge, and the author for sailor moon is Naoko Takeuchi. And as a woman myself I know for a fact that women love relationships (family, friendships, romantics) more than action stories. Even when I try to come up with a shonen idea I end up writing about romantic relationships and have to actively steer away from it and focus on the action. Not all women of course are like this but on average this is what they focus on. Just look at any data about Shoen (targeted to young boys) vs Shojo (targeted to young girls). Which is focused on relationships and which is focused on action? There’s nothing wrong with this and It’s perfectly natural. however when someone like Mina, what’s her name, takes a series known solely for solving mysteries and turns it into some weird slice of life with mystery being a second thought- it does not paint female authors in a good light. I guarantee all the moments where action characters stand around talking about their feelings in a hallway were suggested or directed by a woman.
    It’s a bit frustrating because these women are very arrogant and fail to see how men are so successful in their story writing. It appeals to a broad audience, whereas women seem to only be able to write towards a niche group of people.
    Personally I don’t care if an author is a male or female, however when shows are constantly being pushed out like this while being known as “written by a woman” it does not send out a good message. Stuff like this just causes animosity towards female writers

    • @mikeq6197
      @mikeq6197 Před rokem +7

      Even as a slice of life show, this show is terrible. I’ve seen my fair share of great slice of life/romcom anime written by women as well as men and they usually revolve around interesting and likeable characters. Velma is just trash and the writer is terrible, woman or not.

    • @gabeblackbeard
      @gabeblackbeard Před rokem +6

      This is one of the things I suspected was going to happen with this whole woke movement, that it would actually bring down the people and ideas it purported to empower, women being one of them. Not only female writers, as per your example, but female characters in general are becoming dangerously easy to associate with these ideas. People who didn't have a problem with, say, playing a videogame with a female main character might start doing so simply because they assume it's gonna go down a path they're tired of.
      And the worst part is that these are usurpers; people who act like they're revolutionizing the industry by being first at this and that when it's not only untrue, but it was actually being done far better before they started showing up. We have allowed the industry to be taken over by talentless, self-serving hypocrites and now they're the ones who control the agenda.

    • @zarach9459
      @zarach9459 Před rokem +2

      My maternal grandmother had a large collection of novels by two authors, Barbara Cartland and Agatha Christie, I devoured Agatha Christie's mystery novels, but I couldn't swallow Barbara Cartland's, really those romantic novels seemed boring, absurd and sweet to me This must have been because AC wrote for a mostly male audience and BC wrote for an exclusively female audience.

    • @archstanton9073
      @archstanton9073 Před rokem +1

      Japanese women writers you mean. They're part of a non-Western culture which is rejecting wokeness....for now.

  • @Princess_Feona
    @Princess_Feona Před rokem +3

    The meatloaf gag does indeed land

  • @DaGenius99
    @DaGenius99 Před rokem +8

    As the quality of this series deteriorates, the more entertaining Disparu's reviews become. Good show sir 🤘🏽.

  • @maguffintop2596
    @maguffintop2596 Před rokem +2

    When we told them “learn to code” … one code after another.

  • @sadisticme666
    @sadisticme666 Před rokem +9

    I do appreciate you putting yourself through the torture of this show sir, your analysis is way more entertaining than the show itself :)

    • @justinroux1610
      @justinroux1610 Před rokem +1

      Taking a kick to the balls would be more entertaining then this show

  • @MegaSpideyman
    @MegaSpideyman Před rokem +59

    This one should be fun. You often have a very good, articulate way of putting things.
    I saw you post that clip of Norville celebrating Fred being wrongly convicted, which just really shocked me and disappointed me.
    Why would they ever dislike rich white men that much to celebrate that? It just doesn't make sense.

    • @csimmeri
      @csimmeri Před rokem +26

      Usually racism doesn't make sense.

    • @benrex7775
      @benrex7775 Před rokem

      If you are communist then all money which is not done by manual labor is theft. So if you are a manager or a landlord or a ceo then you are basically just stealing stuff. Which should put you to prison.

    • @MegaSpideyman
      @MegaSpideyman Před rokem +3

      @@csimmeri Indeed.

    • @bring-out
      @bring-out Před rokem +23

      That type of thinking is the core of identity politics, racism and such. You are not a person, you are the group of people who share certain superficial identifiers. Then Cultural Marxism which is very prevalent in the left today says that social groups are at odds with each other in a hierarchy, meaning if one group is better off than another it's because that group unfairly represses the other. So the group 'rich white guys' are better off than 'poor black guys' because of some unethical repression which every rich white guy, i.e. member of the group, is guilty of.
      If an innocent poor black guy is sentenced to prison, you can achieve justice according to this vile group identity perspective by punishing an innocent rich white guy. This is why they keep talking about systemic racism and the patriarchy. In order to justify such a sense of justice (to themselves not the least) they have to connect the "system", which they think is responsible for why some groups are worse off than others, to rich white men.
      Often they have to really reach for such a connection. If the judge who made the sentence is black? Internal, onkel tom, racism sown by the white man. If a female government worker is behind some bad decision? Unconscious victim of the patriarchal rules. It's basically an unfalsifiable theory, which to any who has some scientific experience is worthless.

    • @JannetFenix
      @JannetFenix Před rokem

      Meanwhile, they hate white men so much they still had dogs to hang on them. Noville's "dad", aside of making him painfully obvious pushover, is obviously a cuck, since he can't be biological father, but also a cheater, cause he is seeing woman at work? Where the logic???
      Daphne is asian with household so alien from asian households it's pointing more to her being adopted for clout?

  • @TheSaintBigFoot
    @TheSaintBigFoot Před rokem +6

    I've never seen an episode of rings of power, Willow, or Velma, except here

  • @vedmaburuxova68
    @vedmaburuxova68 Před rokem +2

    This can't be a genuine creation, no one can be this completely oblivious and incompetent. It has to be on purpose

  • @1738Creations
    @1738Creations Před rokem +6

    They could learn a lot about self defence from Master Po.

    • @JB-vq6oe
      @JB-vq6oe Před rokem +2

      Hell, even Master Ken would give better instruction 😂

    • @bare-footjo35
      @bare-footjo35 Před rokem +2

      Even D.U.S.T. would be an improvement...

    • @ohill1566
      @ohill1566 Před rokem +2

      @@JB-vq6oe He'd teach them to restomp the groin so good

    • @Kyle-sr6jm
      @Kyle-sr6jm Před rokem +2

      Face to foot style is dificult to overcome.

  • @gamergambit4866
    @gamergambit4866 Před rokem +6

    Poetic introduction that sums it up perfectly.

  • @neil_nice5252
    @neil_nice5252 Před rokem +5

    Drawn Together: Scooby Doo edition

  • @cbhlde
    @cbhlde Před rokem +28

    Nutso should get a show; he seems reasonable! 🥜

  • @satokumasmom5348
    @satokumasmom5348 Před rokem +6

    You are a Saint for watching these shows… such suffering

  • @xminusone1
    @xminusone1 Před rokem +6

    A good story tells us alot about the plot.
    A bad one tells a lot about the author.

  • @xipheonj
    @xipheonj Před rokem +3

    I actually liked the cardigan joke, it had a fun payoff of making Fred talk. Of course that's probably my misogyny talking since there were no wymyn involved.

  • @spoiler321
    @spoiler321 Před rokem +2

    "write a poorly conceived comedy show in the style of a terrible writer." The Little Platoon

  • @AmiRa-wj9jt
    @AmiRa-wj9jt Před rokem +6

    I'm grateful that when it gets really cold among so many alleys where you can get lost... there are people like You Disparu who offer hot tea in their stall. We can sit down for a while and listen to your stories. You don't need a large menu, what counts is your personality, charm, charisma, you don't need more to attract our attention. Even boiled water tastes better in your company, because you are the perfect host. Thank you for being here

  • @brian_belmont87
    @brian_belmont87 Před rokem +5

    I cannot wait for season two. Daniel Kibblesmith writer and storyboard! Let's go!!! " I really hope they do this " LMAO

  • @badnewsjp
    @badnewsjp Před rokem +5

    Mindy should be a little more selective about what thoughts she reveals

  • @aoihitori
    @aoihitori Před rokem +2

    So it seems to their world, Mindy Kaling's World... Man is equal to Serial Killer. Man is bad.
    So what will happened to them if let's say they succeed to "Eradicate" men on earth. Will women will start laying Eggs and every boy they hatched will became their food?
    Mindy Kaling's world is so terrifying than Zombie outbreaks.

  • @TheSlyOwl
    @TheSlyOwl Před rokem +14

    Disparu, why are you torturing yourself so much?

  • @tskwerl
    @tskwerl Před rokem +4

    Never fails to make me laugh when Disparu says who- and changes the subject. 😆

  • @mrzoonix6368
    @mrzoonix6368 Před rokem +2

    "You can't speculate about someone's sexuality, unless they're famous"
    First of all: Why?
    and famous people aren't people I guess.

  • @slashbash1347
    @slashbash1347 Před rokem +1

    4:02 I never understood that question. They don't seem to understand that the thing about murderers and rapists is that they know it's wrong; they just don't care.

  • @randomramblings2325
    @randomramblings2325 Před rokem +14

    I have watched the first 30 seconds of episode one and couldn’t watch any more but I have watched every review done on this channel so far and I have to say I’m going to start watching the series again this Siri seems so bad it’s actually hilarious. It reminds me of the Netflix series insatiable. Keep up the great work. Great review as always. Thank you

  • @emeryltekutsu4357
    @emeryltekutsu4357 Před rokem +25

    I don't know if they presented it right in the show (I wouldn't be surprised if not), but the 'go limp' thing isn't really a fighting strategy.
    They'll teach teenage girls to do a few things. One is to get on the ground and kick. This is something if you're trapped in a fight or a situation where you can't just easily run. There's a few reasons for this: girls have stronger leg strength than arm strength, and you'd be surprised how hard a teenage girl can kick you.
    Another is that this it to prevent someone from doing something like pushing you into a car and taking you to another location. You're also supposed to do things like grab onto an object if you can (say someone is trying to grab you and you latch onto a tree or a metal fence). Why on the ground? It's going to be a lot harder to pick you up and move you. They would have to physically get you off the ground while you're fighting them. Way harder than grabbing someone around the waist while they're stood up.
    Running away is strategy number one, but a lot of girls would not be able to outrun a grown man, which means "make it too hard for them to take you". If you're out in a public area, they probably can't spend 20 minutes messing with you while you're screaming. With kidnappings and such, you usually see them grab someone up and move them real fast and get out of the area. So a lot of strategies involving girls is not to win a fight, it's to fend someone off long enough that help comes, to do something that gives you a chance to run, or to make yourself too much of a pain in the ass to take.
    If someone is going to kill you on the spot that probably won't help, but a lot of people try to take girls to a second location. The motive for attacking a girl usually isn't "kill them right there and leave". It's usually to get them somewhere secluded.
    A lot of people like to talk as if no one ever gets away, but probably the majority of people get away from kidnapping attempts. You just don't hear about the ones who escaped. In grade school I had a friend who escaped an attempt when someone tried to snatch her while she was riding a bike right outside her home. She fought him off long enough, and he couldn't sit there and continuously try to kidnap her when obviously other people will show up, and that's a very young girl. And what did he try to do? Pull her into a truck. She kept herself out of the truck and she survived. It doesn't mean she could take him on in a one on one fight. It just means she stayed out of the truck long enough.
    I also know of several attempts of people (including other women) trying to lure girls into their cars. They escaped by... not going close to the car, pretty much. These kidnappers often depend on getting you into a vulnerable spot very fast. If they can't manage it, they have to move on or get caught.

    • @archstanton9073
      @archstanton9073 Před rokem +1

      As another commenter posted, they teach the "go limp" strategy on college campuses. That's where this bit in the show is coming from.

    • @emeryltekutsu4357
      @emeryltekutsu4357 Před rokem +1

      @@archstanton9073 Yes. I think he probably isn't familiar with it because, as a guy, maybe he never saw it. The point isn't to win a fight, just to make yourself too hard to move. It's hard to move dead weight.
      Though, generally you shouldn't just be sitting on the ground doing nothing lol. That's just using the full weight of your body to make yourself difficult to move, but you're not supposed to be taking a nap.
      Although, on a somewhat unrelated note, it's funny how drunk people will get through ridiculous stuff without injuries sometimes because they're limp instead of stiff.

  • @empresscarrie6230
    @empresscarrie6230 Před rokem +2

    9:36 Jesus christ that's horrifying

  • @Quincy_Morris
    @Quincy_Morris Před rokem +2

    Not gonna lie, the guy holding the sign “I am neutral in this competition” is at least a little funny.

  • @josephhaddas5707
    @josephhaddas5707 Před rokem +16

    Thank you for watching this for us so we don't have to

  • @killerkitchen2534
    @killerkitchen2534 Před rokem +3

    On the topic of boys not taking "how not to assault women" classes... they do. They absolutely teach consent in schools now. So... yes, yes they do.

  • @Iffy350
    @Iffy350 Před rokem +2

    Shaggy’s head is shaped like one of those skull mask from Crash Bandicoot.

  • @purpleprinc3
    @purpleprinc3 Před rokem +1

    Learning self defense is extremely important.
    My mother did Tae-Kwon-Do with me, she got attacked in Spain on holiday, guy got her in a headlock, she got out of it and gave him a front snap kick to the balls.
    Because she was use to sparring etc, she could defend herself.
    Always good to learn self defense. KARATE CHOP!

  • @ariamaddison257
    @ariamaddison257 Před rokem +3

    Velma: Stereotypes are only ok when we do it……. badly.

  • @Andrea_Gabrielli
    @Andrea_Gabrielli Před rokem +3

    Moral point of the show: therapy is so beneficial!
    Me: “You should take your own advice, showrunners.”

  • @scottjoseph9578
    @scottjoseph9578 Před rokem

    Transference: the concept that an individual will unconsciously remind you of other people, and that your actions towards that person will, to some extent, be guided by those reminders.

  • @sharifrancis9826
    @sharifrancis9826 Před rokem

    Kudos to you for reaching episode 3. I couldn't make it past the minute mark of episode 1.

  • @KomboEzaliTe
    @KomboEzaliTe Před rokem +3

    The problem with writing smart characters is that they can only be as smart as their stupidest writer.

  • @chesterbowles7950
    @chesterbowles7950 Před rokem +4

    Am I the only one missing the character, Redd Herring? Does anyone else remember Redd?