Dad Jokes | You Laugh, You Lose | Will Ferrell vs. Mark Wahlberg | All Def
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- Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg face off by telling dad jokes to each other. The first one to laugh loses. Winner with the most points wins. #dadjokes #alldefcomedy #alldef
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Dad Jokes | You Laugh, You Lose | Will Ferrell vs. Mark Wahlberg | All Def
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Will: "What does-"
Mark: *W H E E Z E*
Kekw
Ikr... Wheeze even before he started to talk
Cause Will said it
lmaoooo
Ao ma chi so tutti sti stronzi che te commentano
2 legends , 2 dads, awful jokes, this is all I want and need
Shut up, Meg.
Oh gooooooodddd meg shut UP!
shut up mag lol 🔥
Meg who let you into the comments??
Meg Griffin shut up meg
I love these two together. "The Other Guys" is a great, underrated comedy.
👍
Yooo, the Pimp story always cracks me up fr
Incredible movie!
@@EmmanuelJimenez-fr3xg never forget... Pimps don't cry
@@EmmanuelJimenez-fr3xg Gator for President
The other guys is a gift to society
The way mark said “Dori-toes” made me laugh too hard
I don’t usually tell dad jokes but when I do he usually laughs
Wow
My dad joke now
Joel Blake ikr 😂
😂😂😂
Stick war you are a mage one
They laughed at their own jokes more than the other’s
i think they've been hanging around jimmy fallon too much.
@@generalzod7959 lol the first word of the joke hasn’t been said and Fallon already “cracks” let along the punchline
True dad level
This is what dads do.
classic dad
Can we honestly expect nothing less than pure gold from these two? What really surprises me is how funny Mark Wahlberg is.
I've watched this like 10 times and I still find it funny
It starts to wear off after the 14th time
wasn't that funny the first time.
You don't get it ? Come on don't play the dumb ass game
Their laughter is funnier than their jokes
I agree
I just come here and listen to them laugh and it makes my day THAT much better
Yeah my English isn't good to understand these jokes but I'm laughing
You have to read about islam and im proud to be muslim
@@nn665i4 hey bro are you OK? There is no words about religion why are you writing this?here or did I miss something 🤔
Does anyone else feel like mark was hammered?😂
I came to the comments to see if anyone else fought the same thing
Definitely. But this episode was one of the best ones. They were having fun.
Agreed hes slurring bad
@@tomcavalcantifielidng9218 What thing are we fighting?
rey024 are rights.
To believe he was drunk
"It was a FAMILY FEUD!" LOL I ALMOST FELL OFF MY CHAIR🤣🤣
This channel deeply connects with my soul. I'm not a dad, but this is like training for me.
Greetings Not a Dad, I'm Dad
Deez nuts are deeply connected to ur chin
The way he says yolkswagen 😂
That's my favorite part
Thank u someone noticed that 😂
Sound's eroupien
Mark is German
nadia perez I just read it in his voice 😂😂😂
yolkswagen was underrated
That was a fire joke...
GeorgeCox. I agree.....
danae hernandez bad delivery
im from germany, at first i didnt even understand him, had to read subtitles,
so he replaced volk with yolk not that funny imo am i missing something? xD
That was just a blanket statement...
And eggnogstic.
Best ones!
These two together is pure gold, I hope they do Daddy's Home 3 soon! First two were hilarious!
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.
Dad joke gold
Will won because mark laughed at his own jokes😂
Will laughed at his own jokes more
Siosiua Feaomoeata 🤣
@@SiuaChulak thats what they said but alright
Lmao yea I didn't even think of it that way. But Will would of won either way to be honest
This’s probably gonna be the most viewed “YOU LAUGH, YOU LOSE!” I love these guys 😂
D D you called it. I'll say it's going to make front page also
My thoughts as i read the title!
panjabsong
I doubt it, videos by other CZcamsrs like PewDiePie's got more views
D D q
Lol!!! Dad jokes are the best!! They never get old in my book!
When Mark gets drunk his inner Marky Mark comes back out. You can hear it in his voice and it's great
The way Mark says “it was a family feud” gets me every time
EVERY time???
💎✨ Comedy gold, these two. Hope they pair up again for more dad jokes
And to be DONE with a 10 point game in 6 minutes! Its much faster moving than the Aussie version of Dad Jokes (Alan, Andrew, Seth, Steph, Chloe, & all)
Gets me me 2
Gets me me 2
EggNOGstic
I love how Mark lost a point on his own joke!
Boo
And Will 2:36
He didn't get it :D @Shaun Zidan you can also try All40.com too to add it up. My best friend managed to repay her college loans in full, thanks to it, and she worked 3 times a week only, for just a few hrs
several times
They both did multiple times
will ferrell should totally write a kid’s book of jokes. my students would love these!
Why does walburg sound like he’s high
Brownies!
Magic Brownies good vibes has the Markie Mark sound like heard here
Holding back laughter
@@cs512tr keksimus maximus
More like drunk.. he sounds like he had a few drinks lol
Imagine them having a podcast.
why aren"t we funding this
Adrian Maria hi
They need people to write their scripts tho
Adrian Maria 1000th like
Adrian Maria tbh this is random but I juts hit the 1 thousandth like and it felt really good
You know a joke is funny when it makes Will Ferrel laugh.
Hilarious! Imagine chillin’ with these guys? 😂
Mark sounds like he’s drunk high and doing a mike Tyson impression at the same time
YOOO
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From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
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Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
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Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@@JacobASmith59 John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Why does mark sound like he's either drunk or high.
That’s just his voice he murmurs a lot
because he just sounds that way... Have you ever watched him? xD
On the Graham Norton show he was actually drunk, if you watch it you'll notice he has different behaviour when he's drunk, not just the speech thingie.
He sat on Graham's lap and touched his nipple, for crying out loud :P
I reckon he was high earlier, and now he's just tired
It's cuz it's from.boston ! My New York friend is so hard to understand sometimes lol
I'm still waiting for you to deliver the punch line
I love how he's blasted
This is excellent! Incredibly funny stuff.....and nice insights on comedy too!
Will ferrel’s gonna use at least one of these in his next movie.
What ..a mark Wahlberg. HHA
@@matthewjohnson5192 😂
Mark laughed at every joke 😂
Nick Taylor not really
Kev you right
They gave will some fake ass points
But none of the punch lines
Nick Taylor not sure if he realized the rules.
Dad Jokes make the world happier place 😂❤
Mark: Dori-toes
Will: *laughs*
Mark: *gets a point*
Also Mark: *laughs*
Also Will: *gets a point too*
Everyone was high in the making of this video.
@@sentient02970 That doesn't seem improbable at all
Kek
Basically if you laugh, your opponent gets a point
Guys, HERE is Our TRUE Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
Mark Wahlberg was slurring his words like he was half hammered.
He was drunk af
It is own personality as false it is. Example: his career as an actor based on weapons, violence and destruction in 90% of his films and he declares himself anti-weapons and is pro disarming civilians; but in his films he talks about everything contrary, of course the slurring.
He does not drink
@@jolufepi Were you drink typing this?
He's from Boston, so he can't speak English.
3:33 he was thinking pot brownies LOL
"A yolkswagen" had me 🤣🤣🤣
I was violently uncomfortable every time they didn’t laugh at each others joke😂
Me too. ;(
there are far worse things to be violently uncomfortable with than this. I fear for your every day life. (not really but if I knew you I would) that is just petty.
You were *violently* uncomfortable I think you mean *EXTREMELY* uncomfortable
its called being an empath, a lot of human interactions that i see nowadays make me wince in pain at the awkwardness or lack of consciousness/connectedness between the people, because im literally perceiving the hell they create/created around themselves by them being weak/unaware beings. i share her word choice, but would only use it with those who have the eyes to see the difference between who we are today and who we were not even a few years ago. a lot of shit going down everywhere, gmos, chemtrails, invasive technology that steals you from yourself in ways you dont even understand because youve been so disattuned from your natural lifestyle that you dont have a difference to notice.. i mean people think being healthy is something that is unobtainable, because how can my calorie amount be any lower than it is.. wrong questions, wrong lifestyle... you just shove crap in your mouth and dont even notice how it effects you and your consciousness because your shit is already all fucked. oh lets sit around and ask God to feed the poor for us. oh lets create a new necessity so that more people can be enslaved for half their day at least, for at least most of their life. lets make sure people are indoctrinated from before theyve even fully become conscious of themselves or even had a remote guess as to what the fuck is going on to make sure they never quite figure that out and become stuck in the matrix.. oh lets inject them with all kinds of chemicals so that if they come in contact with one of our many old trash metal ships or scrapyards, they wont get poisoned by its clear lack of hygenecism and sole motive being war or transportation to get you to your slave spot to toil away your putrid stay at the humiliation-land known as the crap chute known as Earth, be proud of your country only though, everyone else is a freeloading trash can.. oh and dont give a shit about anyone else anyways, because the masterpiece known as you is clearly manifested in this 3d realm, because you want to stay.
You need to refine a few things, such as 'hell', 'empath', and 'human'. He is correct. If you are violently uncomfortable -- or anything more than very mildly uncomfortable, I fear for your daily life.
A snail got rid of his shell because he thought it would make him faster, but it made him sluggish.
🤦🏿♂️
🤣
Good one!
I liike the jokes, corny but clever. The squirrel one, hilarious
Brilliant
When Marky Mark said brownies I lost it I laughed hysterically lol
Seen this so so so many times... This still cracks me up laughing....
damn cant believe they got them on the show.
Lol you think they'd come on the show if the have no movie coming out soon? 😂😂
i mean it's an ad and all
Y'all needa put some respect on Russel Simmons name. He's more than capable of getting guests like these.
Also, this channel has a lot of subscribers!!
I mean Russell Simmons is really famous. He knows plenty of Hollywood dudes.
Is everyone forgetting that they made it official they are making daddy’s home 3
fr bro like WHAT!!!!
Whaaaa crazy lol
Can't wait
They did when is it coming out!?
@@maxdag1290 2021 or 2022
OMGosh…you guys made my day, hilarious Dad jokes!
I can’t stop laughing because of my Guy Mark when he just said What KIND OF Car DOES AN Egg DRIVE? 🍳A YOLKSWAGEN 😂😆🤣😅🎭
I’m impressed that they were able to get Will and Mark on here
baseddrawoh Why? They’re promoting a movie
2:29 bad joke but the way he says it
That Steve Harvey joke came to reality 😂
Vegetebali 🤣🤣🤣 omg, that will stay with me 😂
As a professional alcoholic, I can tell you guys Mark was either buzzed or drunk 🤣🤣
Hi a professional alcoholic, im dad.
The dry lips and the lisp kinda make me think of coke
Dude, trust me🙄
@@Hamppariranskis wow... I'm must be consuming coke without knowing. Cause right now I have dried lips
@@roboboro I’ve never seen cocaine but I’ve smelled a whole lot of it.
Will ferrel is literally one of my favourite human beings.
i know his mother in law xD
...whom you have never met of spent time with. He could be the devil incarnate, for all you know. But the person he appears to be is pretty hilarious and fun.
@@libenasukro dude foreal he's a nice person I've met him he's very nice
@@libenasukro Im pretty sure you missed his point. You miss understood what he meant.
@@libenasukro Who hurt you? Was it everyone?
3:33
The amount of confusion throughout this joke is stellar
Honorable mentions:
* what do you call a bear without teeth? = A Gummy Bear
* how do you make holly water? = you boil the hell out of it
Those are two top class dad jokes right there 😂😂
These 2 are both comedic gold.
All those jokes made me LMAO.😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
I always want to meet them with my soulmate. Will looks like my grandpa and my girl's dad.
The worst thing that will happen when telling a joke isn’t that nobody laughed,
but they asked you “is that a joke?”
zach yang No it’s gotta be the worst thing when everyone just becomes absolutely dead quiet lol
Perssons Gaming lol
@@perssontm1628 happened to me once in march this year. Y'know before corona.
No regrets though lol
I know someone who told a joke, lost his job for it, and then got his ass beat for it, which got the 2nd guy fired too. made me kinda nervous because I let out a chuckle at the time and wasn't sure if anybody noticed
@@MrYarmulke what joke got THAT much of response? PERSONAL TOPIC?
Kevin hart and the rock should do this lol
They did, 2 years ago
I agree
@@bigrich9526 on this channel? I don't think so
@@Zayaspeaks well what u think is wrong 🤷🏽♂️
@@bigrich9526 boy no they didn't do one on this channel I went through this playlist and they don't have it on here. Its on a different channel. Do sum research before you try to sound smart 😩😂
Chad Smith and Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch! Love those guys! They should become actors! xD
I can’t stop laughing because of my Guy Mark when he just said What Kind of Car DOES AN Egg DRIVE A Yolkswagen 😅😆
What do you call a mexican who lost his car?
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Carlos
good one :D
I'm not giving an adult content of xxxtenacion dead and I heared Dennis Schrader the running camp me and you can do it would have been so cool if you were my dorm mate because it would have been
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☝🏻
@@juliohsb9754 ummm...WHAT?
How many mexicans do you need to change a lightbulb
I can't believe these guys are, like, four years apart in age. Holy shit.
Whalberg looks much more young
Being healthy and exercising your whole life really has benefits.
Depends on who is the older one.
Will is waaaaaaaay better looking though
I read “forty years apart” and for some reason I googled it wondering how Will Ferrell looks so good for being that old 😂
Im surprised Will didn't turn into Buddy the elf when Mark told that Santa Claus joke.
This was absolutely epic! I will use all of these
Mark sound drunk as hell 😂😂😂
He always does though :D
Bape Tha Ape anti anxiety drugs id say
George Ramsey wacked out of his head man haha
I think it might just be his accent
CST not really because I just saw a video where they were "insulting" eachother and he didn't sound this fucked up
Yah got Will Ferrell!!! OK I SEE Y'ALL #Blessed
Philooooo the queen is heeeyaaa
NaturallyPhilo this is about to go viral and I’m seeing it now at 197k views lol
+
Hey Boo 😘
NaturallyPhilo word! They just took a hardcore step up the ladder of success.
I can’t with “WINNER” 😂
I love these 2 - I swear they are best budds in real life too
I love Daddys Home
Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrel are like the white versions of Ice Cube and Kevin Hart, especially when it comes to their jokes.
Beed Zilla na there like The Rock and Kevin Hart.
joshua ditoro Yes exactly😂
"and they are worried about you cursing, this is terrible" there's always that one guy 😂😂
You can't top will.. guys hands down 1 of the funniest comedic actors out there. Anyone who hasn't seen it look up will ferrel and Ryan reynolds singing.. even Ryan struggles to hold himself together until the end 🤣
Should've left that second blunt before shooting, Mark 😂
There's nothing that isn't funny about Will Ferrell. Never fails to make me laugh
i know people that find him NOT funny. I always liked him though
Except The Office.
"What do you call a lazy doctor?"
"Gynecologist"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"It's really wonderful to come across people who freely share valuable information online. You never know what kind of knowledge you might stumble upon that could have a lasting impact on your life."
"Don't procrastinate when it comes to saving and investing. Don't wait for the perfect timing; start now because the current moment is the best time to invest."
I just love Mark's voice
Wahlberg seemed drunk/high as fuck in this.
Good on him.
Constance Keller pretty sure he's just in character
Fa sho drunk
"What did the pot eat on its birthday?"
"Brownies?"
XD
Yeah. Drunk AF!
"What kind of a car does an egg drive?"
The answer should have been, "A hatchback."
Or an "Eggscursion"
.
A beater?
A hatchalack
A car-ton
I gotta say, Will Ferell is casually a very good comedian in acting, nice😁👍
They’re both DILFS 😂❤
Bro I already knew Will Ferrell was going to win
turtlemannot10 Much closer than I thought it would be. And he had a few ones where he smiled to the point of almost laughing. Thought he’d play a near-perfect game.
"Bro"
I want whatever mark had before he did this
Autumn Grace I heard he's eggnogstic maybe that will narrow things down XD hahaha
brownies
hooch!
He's on them Xanax
Im glad Im not the only one thinking he was smashed lmfao
I just love these two men together. They are just so funny together. They have to be friends.
Whatever mark took that made him feel so cool had his lips sticking to his teeth like when I forget and take another Adderall in the morning 😂😂😂
You can tell my man mark is zooted
slurring words left and right
Yo man Mark hates black women and def would never date one.
dfjr1990 Lol Ohhh Ok 🤷🏾♀️
YAGURLPRIN where did i see you?
YAGURLPRIN I was wondering if he was lit 😂
mark laughs at the question...not the joke
Drugs.
KikoTheBoss he has a better understanding of humor, instead of laughing at the obvious he laughs at what most people wouldn't.
MyLynn Rose What a national treasure
GameHype17 Lol indeed
That was the funniest parts of this video😂
I really needed them to make the other guys part 2.
As a singer, the "nice pipes" plumber joke cracks me up every time. Guess I have cracked pipes now. Omg I just did a dad joke what the..:):)
You know you're getting old when the dad jokes become more effective.
The way mark says "terrible" in the beginning 👌 I love the accent
@Mike Honcho 😂
Hilarious 😅. Here is a Pandemic related "Day 14 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!” lol
That made me cry laughing.🤣
If Marky Mark wants to cuss, you let him cuss!
Yeah, Preach Gus Preach!
Tf is cuss ?
Anddddd demonetized...
Why doesn’t Ed have a girlfriend?
Because “Sheeran”
That's pretty funny bro..lol
Lol but he does.
Good one but.. he has one and you don't
Captain Jack Sparrow tf you know?
Lol
Will: "what do you call a gynecologist?"
Mark: "a lazy doctor"
lmao
I like how Will didn't even finish his joke and Mark is already laughing.
No one is going to talk about everyone in the background having a blast
The Flash Such an ironic comment due to your profile pic
Other Guys 2. Make it happen.
Subaruuu12 yes please! I’ve been waiting on this for years and YEARS
YES!
The OTHER Other Guys: a straight to DVD sequel that replaces Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg with Carrot Top and Pauly Shore. A treat for the bargain bin!
They did twice, daddy's home 1 and 2
Gators bitches better be wearing jimmys
The chemistry between them is fucking great
The squirrel joke was the best 😂
These jokes slicker then doughboy”s back side on a summers day at the beach 🏖
i wish i hadn't read this because I got a visual :(
You stop it right now 😂😂😂
Z'honnie Hendrix lmfao Dough Boy jokes damn near always work
Damn doboy don't even got to be in the videos to get roasted on
W! 🤣🤣