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  • @Nicolas.Vincent
    @Nicolas.Vincent Před 7 lety +661

    Truman Show was a straight up Horror flick about the publicly staged gaslighting of a studio owned slave for his entire life...

    • @RobinClower
      @RobinClower Před 7 lety +74

      But that was addressed in the movie quite a bit, people protested against it saying that he was in a prison and tried to let him know/get him out. But yeah, still creepy that most of the world is okay with it.

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm Před 7 lety +64

      Also felt like the ending was just the beginning. The real world would be horribly strange to Truman and he definitely has a great lawsuit to get on with. With how gritty and unfriendly things would seem, it might be like leaving a vault from the Fallout series XD

    • @Seriona1
      @Seriona1 Před 7 lety +24

      Except Truman has no legal grounds. Remember the beginning? The court ruled that corporations could own people. That's why Truman was where he was. After Truman left, he would not have any legal rights.

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm Před 7 lety +30

      Caesar Seriona
      However they could very easily challenge the earlier ruling as unconstitutional on the grounds that owning a person is equal to slavery. If their courts are okay with slavery, then his world has a much larger problem in which he could be the revolutionary trying to fix it and that is a movie I'd want to see XD

    • @Nicolas.Vincent
      @Nicolas.Vincent Před 7 lety +18

      Essentially, everyone alive in his lifetime in his country would know him, but all he would know is disillusion & deceit. They'd have found his body looted and violated laying face down in a ditch by then.
      Truman Show II: "In case I don't see ya, Good Night!"

  • @zayahnah2089
    @zayahnah2089 Před 7 lety +2135

    After hours continues to be the most entertaining show on youtube

    • @zayahnah2089
      @zayahnah2089 Před 7 lety +27

      and swaim never ceases to make me chuckle

    • @dogbiscuit1649
      @dogbiscuit1649 Před 7 lety +2

      Zayahnah swaims a legend indeed matey! :-) and soren is so much like my poor brain!

    • @ChunkyTheClown
      @ChunkyTheClown Před 7 lety +12

      Just gonna point this out: Hogwarts CAN'T be found by humans. The same charm put on the Quidich finals is placed on almost all major magical gathering places AND Hogwarts specifically looks like an unsafe, dilapidated ruin, so no one would ever want to enter it. If a muggle gets too close, their subconscious starts to turn them away. Also, there's an entire section of the Ministry of Magic that goes around Men in Black-ing every muggle who comes into contact with magic and they do a MUCH better job at covering it up than MIB. The video was great other than that.

    • @ThatBloodyHobo
      @ThatBloodyHobo Před 7 lety +7

      I dont know , a lot of youtubers seem to like roaming around dilapidated buildings lately.

    • @zayahnah2089
      @zayahnah2089 Před 7 lety +2

      David Bruder i was thinking the same thing honestly

  • @ackbarfan5556
    @ackbarfan5556 Před 7 lety +571

    "Hold on, I'm losing track on who's actually a racist."
    Don't ever change, Michael.

  • @livdrawz6234
    @livdrawz6234 Před 7 lety +890

    Nice Stranger Things group costume

    • @Exil3dVip3r
      @Exil3dVip3r Před 7 lety +49

      Didn't notice it till now, but it's suddenly so obvious... Not sure who Daniel is supposed to reference if that's the case though.
      EDIT: Nvm... he must be Barb; the forgotten Stranger Things character...

    • @saltshaker1691
      @saltshaker1691 Před 7 lety +41

      I couldn't figure it out either. How horrible is it that we continue to forget about poor Barb.

    • @henriettapussycat6239
      @henriettapussycat6239 Před 7 lety +4

      Wouldn't he be Eleven? She escapes in a hospital gown and her nose bleeds when she uses her powers.

    • @roguecactus7
      @roguecactus7 Před 7 lety +2

      lulu Sparkles fucking Barb...😆

    • @Exil3dVip3r
      @Exil3dVip3r Před 7 lety +10

      Lanique Davis Eleven is Soren. The one to the left of the two male side of the camera. He has both the gown and the neural net cap or whatever they are actually called. Something frequently seen as part of Eleven's flashbacks.

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 Před 7 lety +362

    Also in Harry Potter, it seems like you can count on one hand the number of wizards/witches who think that nonmagical people have even the most basic human rights. Dunno if it made it into the movies, but I remember the Quidditch World Cup had a normal, nonmagical guy collecting entry fees, and every time he expressed how odd it was whenever some wizard didn't realize that they're supposed to pay with mundane money instead of gold doubloons, a wizard would dash out of the nearby shrubs and wipe the poor sap's memory.
    Seriously, that shit is disturbing. Why did it need to be a normal person with no knowledge of magic? Why couldn't it just be some wizard teenager getting paid minimum wage? Hell, why couldn't it be the asshole on mind-wiping duty? Because it was very explicitly shown that the repeated mindwipes was having lingering effects on the poor guy. He literally didn't know what *month* it was. What's the backstory there? Does some poor family think that their brother/son/father/whatever relation is suffering from some kind of early-onset dementia?

    • @electricbayonet2
      @electricbayonet2 Před 7 lety +40

      ***** I have no goddamn clue. If they absolutely needed to have it there...well, fuck. They're wizards. *Gold coins* are used as normal currency. Just buy the fucking land and be done with it.
      But instead, they give a man brain damage because...reasons.

    • @MySerpentine
      @MySerpentine Před 4 lety +51

      Hell, they barely give themselves human rights. Azkaban anyone? A ten year sentence means that you'll come out a drooling idiot and everyone knows and no one cares.

    • @DavidLopez-en6el
      @DavidLopez-en6el Před 4 lety +43

      They deprive their children of basic general education beyond the 2nd grade, of course they're going to do this stuff. The civil rights movement, the holocaust, social studies, literally anything about muggle history (A.K.A 99%of history) is ignored.

    • @DavidLopez-en6el
      @DavidLopez-en6el Před 4 lety +6

      @@MySerpentine How is that different from out prison system lol

    • @MySerpentine
      @MySerpentine Před 4 lety +8

      @@DavidLopez-en6el We're not deliberately torturing prisoners, guards and anyone who happens to get too close?

  • @pppfan103
    @pppfan103 Před 7 lety +310

    I know they're Stranger Things, but Dan looks like a Golden Girl

    • @Gonk
      @Gonk Před 7 lety +7

      Ty I had no idea who they were dressed up as till u said it LOL

    • @NotCodyGlonek
      @NotCodyGlonek Před 7 lety

      Jackson DeStefano c

    • @sandrarauda2088
      @sandrarauda2088 Před 7 lety +7

      Is he Barb???

    • @pppfan103
      @pppfan103 Před 7 lety +1

      Sandra Rauda I think that's what he was going for but I'm not sure

    • @evan1686
      @evan1686 Před 7 lety +7

      ohhhhhhhhhh
      that was a shitty barb

  • @GregTom2
    @GregTom2 Před 7 lety +1095

    The real horror about Harry Potter is that they've had limitless drinkable water for centuries and still let people die of cholera and dysentery, and other such diseases well into the 21st century, just because some jumpy fanatics tried to burn witches in a couple of isolated incidents in the middle ages.
    The real horror is that thousands of magical incidents which very well could be deadly affect muggles every year and are swept under the rug, their memories of it erased.
    The real horror is that consent altering "love potions" are sold to minors.
    The real horror is that despite having alternative sources of energy, the wizards still let the muggles destroy the earth with fossil fuels. And still use slavery well into a technological age where it should have become obsolete.
    The real horror is that cancer treatment potions weren't disclosed to muggles.
    The real horror is that tens of millions of people died in concentration camps around the world, or on the battlefield, whereas a couple of imperio curses could have prevented it all, if the wizards had only cared to look outside of their own community.
    The real horror is that the wizards seldom realize that the muggle's technology has surpassed theirs, and that the muggles have weapons infinitely more powerful than some "elder wand".
    The real horror is that the world is divided in a curtain of secrecy and hate, instead of being united under one righteous leader who could guarantee the greater good of all humans, end all war, and let science and magic benefit each other.
    The real horror is that Grindelwald lost and that Dumbledore won.

    • @696190
      @696190 Před 7 lety +65

      (SPOILER ALERT) I may be a little rusty here, but wasnt Grindelwalds end goal similar to Voldemorts, ie wizard supremacy? Would the world be EVEN MORE of a shitstorm of class division and slavery and wanton cruelty if he won?

    • @GregTom2
      @GregTom2 Před 7 lety +55

      696190 Well, the above statement about imperio curses being used to prevent war kind of implies wizard supremacy. But it's not a "general wizarding supremacy". It's more like a dictatorial supremacy of Grindelwald over everyone else.
      As a counter argument, if Grindelwald's goals had been aligned with voldemort's, then why did he resist torture, refuse to disclose the location of the elder wand, and get killed in his cell? Shouldn't that be a hint that he doesn't agree with Voldemort's vision and that he was ready to die for his own vision?

    • @Zephyr_Zeitgeist
      @Zephyr_Zeitgeist Před 7 lety +136

      You left off squibs being so disregarded by the wizarding community that Neville's uncle subjected him to two tests, one that could have killed him, and one that definitely would have killed him, to force Neville, a tiny child, to use magic to save himself. Better dead than squib. Denied a Hogwarts education, despite many classes requiring zero magic, including, I will argue, potions, rendering them basically unemployable. Filtch only has his job as groundskeeper of Hogwarts because Dumbledore pity hired him.

    • @jojodelacroix
      @jojodelacroix Před 7 lety +52

      Honestly this comment is much more convincing than anything in the video. Lol It really does make you realize how isolationist the wizards are.

    • @davidunkown1925
      @davidunkown1925 Před 7 lety +23

      GregTom2 this comment kind of assumes that wizards are responsible for the world, but theyre not? they have pretty much separated themselves from normal human society and created their own. it'd be like if the amish could supernaturally cure cancer, that doesnt mean they have to travel the world to heal everybody, they'd still be isolationists...

  • @goonerOZZ
    @goonerOZZ Před 7 lety +91

    the Dobler-Dahmer theory anyone? Any one act or gesture can be interpreted as lovable or creepy depending on the feeling of the recipient of the act to the perpetrator.

  • @00qverlord40
    @00qverlord40 Před 7 lety +63

    Actually the comparison between Damien and Harry was one of the weirdest but most real statements I've ever heard

  • @abibaby1000
    @abibaby1000 Před 7 lety +171

    Queue a million comments about how you're only subscribed to Cracked for After Hours

  • @chloe1-2-3-4-5
    @chloe1-2-3-4-5 Před 7 lety +82

    Really, creepy behaviour being categorised as romantic or cute is fairly common in movies.

  • @tinytravisty6686
    @tinytravisty6686 Před 3 lety +47

    The quarantine makes me miss this more, it was my favorite thing on cracked. Now I live vicariously through the screen, sitting with my friends who talk pop culture

    • @trueaidooo
      @trueaidooo Před rokem

      Make sure you watch the two other ones they made on Swaim's Small beans channel

  • @Connor_Tyler
    @Connor_Tyler Před 7 lety +224

    Literally just noticing this, where did Soren get that waffle?!

    • @marlowener
      @marlowener Před 6 lety +18

      ELEVEN LOVES WAFFLES DAMNIT THIS IS NECESSARY

    • @wagesofsinn3881
      @wagesofsinn3881 Před 6 lety +15

      Ok Fair point, but I agree with the original question. Where did Soren get that Waffle from? It wasn't in that bucket he dumped out and his outfit has no pockets. So where did Soren get that Waffle?

    • @GoneZombie
      @GoneZombie Před 5 lety +9

      Well, Eleven is telekinetic, at the cost of brain and nose bleeds. He clearly magicked it over off screen and had an anurism.

    • @biterface03
      @biterface03 Před 5 lety +2

      It Was An Offering From The Graveyard Bro...

    • @stephaniesummer2663
      @stephaniesummer2663 Před 5 lety +5

      At 5:25 his nose starts bleeding.

  • @ondrabroz888
    @ondrabroz888 Před rokem +18

    I have rewatched the shows about 5 times now and it’s still pure gold. I wish the After hours came back

  • @jamesflowers1295
    @jamesflowers1295 Před 7 lety +38

    "I'm losing track of who's an actual racist."Best way to sum up this year

  • @falleneldor
    @falleneldor Před 7 lety +362

    Another After Hours? uggh. I only watch Cracked for the text based videos with no voice over.

    • @cacksm0ker
      @cacksm0ker Před 7 lety +3

      I thought I was the only one!

    • @literosexual6541
      @literosexual6541 Před 7 lety +2

      Shawn I honestly love the text based videos.

    • @Dolphinnnn571
      @Dolphinnnn571 Před 7 lety

      Shawn are you kidding? If not why bother clicking on this one?

    • @Crimsaur
      @Crimsaur Před 7 lety +7

      This comment gave me cancer.

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs Před 7 lety +1

      i watch any video that that talks about a movie i've seen

  • @spyrofan9681
    @spyrofan9681 Před 7 lety +573

    Muggle's can't see Hogwarts, it just looks like an unsafe ruin to them

    • @lugia361
      @lugia361 Před 7 lety +15

      Is that canon?

    • @spyrofan9681
      @spyrofan9681 Před 7 lety +81

      ToastierCarp
      Yup it's one of the facts about Hogwarts that Hermione brings up to reiterate how smart she is

    • @MiniNymph
      @MiniNymph Před 7 lety +88

      Because nobody ever goes to explore creepy abandoned buildings, right?
      (JK, they do. It's like the premise of a whole bunch of horror movies.)

    • @LiamAnthony_
      @LiamAnthony_ Před 7 lety +13

      That can't be true, because Mr. Filch, the caretaker at Hogwarts, is a muggle.

    • @garavonhoiwkenzoiber
      @garavonhoiwkenzoiber Před 7 lety +62

      Probably why he's so angry all the time.
      "GOD DAMMIT I JUST CLEANED THIS ROOM! It looks like a 200 year old abandoned ruin again!"

  • @JonnyBgamer
    @JonnyBgamer Před 7 lety +26

    "my teen years being filled with animal mishaps and wand explosions" 4:35 i laughed at this way too much.

  • @ganjjabarsmedium2347
    @ganjjabarsmedium2347 Před rokem +16

    Still watching in 2023 🤘

  • @karsten69
    @karsten69 Před 7 lety +93

    I love the co-op with Cyanide & Happiness.

    • @texjones1993ify
      @texjones1993ify Před 7 lety +17

      I've been wondering why no one has been mentioning that

    • @dumpeeplarfunny
      @dumpeeplarfunny Před 7 lety

      Yeah, I saw that too.

    • @jayden8107
      @jayden8107 Před 7 lety

      karsten69 when

    • @karsten69
      @karsten69 Před 7 lety

      presdent hutch did you not see the cartoon part of the episode? go watch it again

    • @wenna8394
      @wenna8394 Před 7 lety +3

      7:32

  • @johns6014
    @johns6014 Před 7 lety +43

    If you're going to bring up anything from Harry Potter in this context, at least mention Dumbledore in passing. His actions have a field of potential interpretations that you just missed out on completely. So much so that he's become one of the most bipolar characters within the fanon, just working off of the books alone.
    Look at the first scene of the first book. Albus leaves an infant on the doorstep of people who he has been warned of, and who he knows - as he admitted himself later, at the end of the fifth book - who he knows will most likely mistreat the child at best. Not only this, but he does this in the dead of night, within the first few days of November. In Britain. He did not apply any sort of protective magic on the child that night, leaving him to the cold. Or to wake and wander off. Or to be noticed by a passing stranger or a hungry dog. Or to be stepped on by Vernon as he left for work the next day.
    Think what you will of Albus Dumbledore, but he left a child to die, knowing that if the child survived, he would grow up in a household that would mistreat him. In this context, I don't know how you can reference Harry, who during the instances you mentioned was but a child, but then fail to look into perhaps one of the most well known Harry Potter characters outside of Voldemort and Harry himself.
    Also, muggle repelling charms are noted multiple times throughout the series, as is the obliviation spell and a departement of the Ministry of Magic that's literally known as the Obliviators, who act much like your Men in Black reference in cases of magic.

    • @ryppt
      @ryppt Před 2 lety +4

      Villain Cafe needs a table for Dumbledore, Glinda, Charles Xavierand the rest of the 'Heroic Mentors' who turn out to be narcissistic sociopaths who send children to face deadly peril for their own amusement.

    • @lightsidesoul
      @lightsidesoul Před 3 měsíci +1

      Not only did he leave Harry with his abusive relatives, it's implied in Order of the Phoenix that he threatened or blackmailed Petunia into keeping him thanks to him sending that "Remember my last" Howler. No context, just three words, and Petunia goes from being ready to let Vernon throw Harry out to telling him to go to his room.
      Then the fact that, in eleven years, Dumbledore never checked up on Harry, never popped by to make sure that Vernon and Petunia were OK raising The Boy Who Lived, and when Harry strait up *tells* Dumbledore that he's abused, Albus sent him back to the Dursleys with nothing but a vague warning delivered by Moody that they're being watched.

  • @LilAnnThrax
    @LilAnnThrax Před 7 lety +27

    Dan is the only man that is just as adorable in awful 80s glasses as he is without. He's a favorite.

  • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
    @Ten_Thousand_Locusts Před 7 lety +27

    I like that Cyanide and Happiness is doing the animations for After Hours now.

  • @TrapNerdMusic
    @TrapNerdMusic Před 7 lety +203

    Let's be honest here. This is the only reason a lot of us are still subscribed.
    Not complaining. Just stating a fact. I love this show.

    • @xxDrain
      @xxDrain Před 7 lety +4

      Eh, I like a whole bunch of their other content too. Statistically, so do plenty others :d else they wouldn't be making it.

    • @Samael1113
      @Samael1113 Před 7 lety +2

      Nope I unsubbed a year ago because their content relies too much on unironic clickbait, including After Hours.
      And considering I've found the quality of many of the recent AH's to be severely lacking, I'm happier without Cracked in my subscribed feed.
      (And I'm not saying they don't put work in to AH, but they are struggling to find strong inspiration, and rehashing past ideas in the effort. It has been something like 6 years since the first one IIRC - just double-checked, it looks like tomorrow is the 6 year anniversary)

    • @keithklassen5320
      @keithklassen5320 Před 7 lety +9

      Whatcha doing over here, eh, Sammy? Just, uh, sayin hi? Just sayin hello to all yer pals?

    • @AmaranthOriginal
      @AmaranthOriginal Před 7 lety

      Likes usually aren't the deciding factor in content creation.

    • @RaulDiaz-mp8ms
      @RaulDiaz-mp8ms Před 7 lety +1

      Pff, I'm not subscribed. I just go to the trending part and boom, AfterHours.

  • @Saint_nobody
    @Saint_nobody Před 7 lety +27

    curb-stomped by decor. that's gonna be the name of my Nu metal band. who's with me?

  • @Gambito99100
    @Gambito99100 Před 7 lety +225

    "Now imagine if that power wasn't given to Mel Gibson but some lunatic who has no respect for women"
    like... Mel Gibson?

  • @pixxelwizzard
    @pixxelwizzard Před 3 lety +6

    Actually, I was totally creeped out by just about every scene in Love Actually. Such a bizarre movie that I found hard to take seriously.

  • @frodothedodo
    @frodothedodo Před 7 lety +368

    Werther's. Because you're werth it

  • @skyrogue1977
    @skyrogue1977 Před 7 lety +203

    Can you guys do a video about South Park, like what you did for the Simpsons.

    • @Teyuqueuiquop
      @Teyuqueuiquop Před 7 lety +6

      This dude! This dude right here! YES! Please Cracked, do a video about South Park!

    • @gwouru
      @gwouru Před 7 lety +5

      why? it's a parody show already. South Park mocks everybody.

    • @Teyuqueuiquop
      @Teyuqueuiquop Před 7 lety +8

      Why not? It would be a meta parody!

    • @cptnoremac
      @cptnoremac Před 7 lety +1

      No, don't. South Park is dumb.

    • @Teyuqueuiquop
      @Teyuqueuiquop Před 7 lety

      cptnoremac You're dumb... On that.

  • @MajicLaMa
    @MajicLaMa Před 7 lety +188

    British people wear trousers

  • @Bloodglas
    @Bloodglas Před 2 lety +5

    back in "11 Movie Alternate Dimensions With Horrifying Downsides" Katie had considered living in Pleasantville but now she rightfully calls it a nightmare.

  • @cosmok-1367
    @cosmok-1367 Před 7 lety +21

    Omg! I love how they were character from Stranger Things this year. Katie was the sherif, Daniel was Barb, Soren was Eleven and Micheal was.....the one kid who did not have his front teeth I forgot his name! But still, that was good cause for a second I was thinking (hoping) they would talk about the series

    • @Illier1
      @Illier1 Před 7 lety +4

      Dustin?

    • @cosmok-1367
      @cosmok-1367 Před 7 lety +1

      Illier1 Was that his name? Thanks! I only remember Lucas and Will.

    • @thehawkian
      @thehawkian Před 7 lety +1

      Yep, Dustin, and I'll always remember the fourth kid's name cause of this:
      "Well, my name's Mike, short for Michael... How about we call you 'El', short for Eleven?

    • @Prologue18
      @Prologue18 Před 6 lety

      Cosmo K-13 dustin

    • @Rougarou99
      @Rougarou99 Před 5 lety +1

      I really need to watch Stranger Things. I thought Katie was Rick Grimes.

  • @TaekoZ
    @TaekoZ Před 7 lety +69

    Swaim as the kid from Stranger Things is perfect

    • @Beriorn
      @Beriorn Před 7 lety +18

      Aren't they all characters from Stanger Things? Soren as Eleven, Katie as the sherrif who punches everyone and Dan as... dunno, the mom who goes crazy?

    • @TaekoZ
      @TaekoZ Před 7 lety +12

      Beriorn Yes but I wouldn't call Barb, Eleven or the cop "the kid from Stranger Things".

    • @livdrawz6234
      @livdrawz6234 Před 7 lety +7

      Beriorn Dan is Barb0

    • @livdrawz6234
      @livdrawz6234 Před 7 lety +2

      *Barb* My finger hit the zero

    • @arizonasunflowers7165
      @arizonasunflowers7165 Před 7 lety +2

      lulu Sparkles good for your finger

  • @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723

    Love actually has been on After Hours way more times than any movie should.

  • @jasonblalock4429
    @jasonblalock4429 Před 7 lety +22

    Just as an aside, whoever reads this: If you haven't seen the Japanese movie Katie mentioned - House (or Hausu) - SEE IT. It's easily one of the just balls-out weirdest movies you will ever experience. It's not even a horror movie so much as a dark, dark comedy from the POV of psychotic ghosts.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 Před 7 lety +1

      That's the one where a guy gets turned into bananas for no reason, right?

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 Před 7 lety +1

      +Master Markus Yep. And that's one of the LEAST weird things that happen.

    • @elliel8626
      @elliel8626 Před 7 lety +1

      Jason Blalock it's on hulu, yall. watch it.

    • @cptnoremac
      @cptnoremac Před 7 lety

      Is it related to the two American horror moves called House and House 2?

    • @elliel8626
      @elliel8626 Před 7 lety

      cptnoremac absolutely not. it came out in 1977 and is an experimental art film in the criterion collection

  • @samanthabraker2977
    @samanthabraker2977 Před 7 lety +44

    Muggles/No Majs can't see Hogwarts, it just looks like a pile of ruins to them. It's in the books.

    • @cats3537
      @cats3537 Před 7 lety +5

      what if someone researches the area and looks into the history and turns these "ruins" into a museum and invite people for tours of the castle.

    • @sailorpsycho
      @sailorpsycho Před 7 lety +11

      it's also said in the books that once yo approach the "ruins" a spell makes you to think you forgot something and go away

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo Před 7 lety +11

      Then how can _I_ see Hogwarts, huh?! I don't have magic powers, and I saw that damned school in every single Harry Potter movie, AND at Universal Studios!

    • @zedeighty
      @zedeighty Před 7 lety +2

      If I saw some ruins I'd be like, "sweet, let's go check out those ruins. I'll bring my camera"
      Do they have a spell for cameras too? Is that what happened to that blank roll of film I got developed?

    • @joshuawroe1014
      @joshuawroe1014 Před 7 lety +7

      I believe places like Hogwarts are also surrounded by Muggle-repelling charms, so if they get close enough they suddenly remeber urgent stuff they have to do.

  • @flaetsbnort
    @flaetsbnort Před 7 lety +13

    I feel that in some another, parallel world, there is a charming and wacky rom-com that's a prequel to our world's Jessica Jones netflix series.

    • @Ratchet4647
      @Ratchet4647 Před 7 lety

      why?

    • @unmazing
      @unmazing Před 7 lety +4

      "He was a mind-controlling supervillain. She was a fledgling superhero. But what happens when the only power you can't control . . . is love?"

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 Před 7 lety +16

    This may seem weird but Dan looks...good in that outfit. Huh. The more ya know.

  • @vallraffs
    @vallraffs Před 7 lety +244

    I think you've used Beauty and the Beast a good few too many Times now, cracked.

    • @LaineyBug2020
      @LaineyBug2020 Před 7 lety +15

      Valter Östberg , lol, it is the 25th anniversary after all...

    • @Crondo420ReFrEsHe
      @Crondo420ReFrEsHe Před 6 lety +2

      Valter Östberg Theres alot to it that people dont see until these people bring it out into the open. Also they just remade the movie.

    • @sierra3644
      @sierra3644 Před 6 lety

      i thought they were going to use monsters inc when talking about “literal monsters”

    • @georgesmoke9614
      @georgesmoke9614 Před 6 lety

      Billy and Ted, Back to the Future, and Beauty and the Beast; this is Cracked's wheelhouse.

  • @nitroneonicman
    @nitroneonicman Před 7 lety +20

    thank god I'm not the only one who thought love actually is actually fucked up

    • @mikehenderson7907
      @mikehenderson7907 Před 5 lety

      緑先輩
      If you're interested (and I know this is a super old comment, but whatever) the I Hate It But I Love It podcast did an entire episode of how fucked up Love Actually is.

  • @jackmendoza5604
    @jackmendoza5604 Před 7 lety +5

    I have now binge watched at least 50% of your channel in the course of a week

  • @nathandiefenbach1274
    @nathandiefenbach1274 Před 2 lety +3

    Here in 2022, Cracked never rose back to its golden era. I get companies doing dumb stuff becasue of some potential to make money, but they could've just left Cracked alone.

  • @taxuenowoz4038
    @taxuenowoz4038 Před 7 lety +43

    Is that Jesus working the grill?

    • @carultch
      @carultch Před 6 lety

      Jesus, as in the common Spanish name? Or Jesus as in biblical character?

    • @yesmansam6686
      @yesmansam6686 Před 4 lety

      @@carultch its the second coming foreshadowed by a cook named jesus(latin).

    • @carultch
      @carultch Před 4 lety

      @@yesmansam6686 Jesus's name is Iesus in Latin. The J didn't exist in the original Latin alphabet, and was originally the letter "i". It would be said as "ee-yessoos".
      Just like what we know as Jehovah, was Iehova in Latin, as Indiana Jones is painfully aware of learning.

    • @yesmansam6686
      @yesmansam6686 Před 4 lety

      @@carultch whoops

  • @superhakujin
    @superhakujin Před 7 lety +2

    "Much like H.P., my adolescence was a series of conspicuous animal mishaps and wand explosions."

  • @kedagrant4504
    @kedagrant4504 Před 6 lety +5

    I love how Soren keeps having these episodes where he is having a mental breakdown. Its funny to me

  • @noemogjiiohc6134
    @noemogjiiohc6134 Před 7 lety +4

    that "once you become enlightened" bit wow shit was funny af😂

    • @noemogjiiohc6134
      @noemogjiiohc6134 Před 7 lety +3

      Im so high I watched this whole video without noticing stranger things costumes
      and I just rewatched it after realizing it was shot in GA and I've been enchanted by my not noticing that at first...😤

  • @Clearbluejay
    @Clearbluejay Před 7 lety +45

    What Women Want is disturbing, imagine a What Men Want. I have a feeling that film would end with the heroine becoming a lesbian.

    • @MehmetOezil
      @MehmetOezil Před 7 lety +5

      Somebody hasn't seen True Blood

    • @Clearbluejay
      @Clearbluejay Před 7 lety +4

      The episodes were too damn long.

    • @tokioobsessed1983
      @tokioobsessed1983 Před 5 lety +1

      Well it looks like you will get to see exactly how that would end!

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 Před 5 lety +4

      Good news; I'm from the year 2018 and many bad things are happening, but they're making What Men Want and it stars Taraji P. Henson!
      No word on any sexuality-forming denouement at this juncture.

    • @jr9529
      @jr9529 Před 5 lety +1

      You know... I'm surprised it didn't make the dude gay XD

  • @sarukun1228
    @sarukun1228 Před 7 lety +88

    It started out strong, but then got confusing and kinda meh

  • @hollyadam9307
    @hollyadam9307 Před 7 lety +12

    love the Stranger Things costumes!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻❤️

  • @jorgeramirez7434
    @jorgeramirez7434 Před 7 lety +25

    Is Daniel supposed to be Barb? Hot

  • @viviananthony384
    @viviananthony384 Před 7 lety +6

    All dressed as characters from stranger things my favourite is Daniel as Barb lol

  • @seansinger3984
    @seansinger3984 Před 7 lety +7

    "Monsters who feed on fear"?
    .... Monsters Inc, anyone?

  • @silverzdk
    @silverzdk Před 7 lety +178

    Well nice to see the only good content on this channel

  • @Jah_LEASE_yah
    @Jah_LEASE_yah Před 7 lety +9

    if there is any movie that doesn't know its a horror its Eyes Wide Shut.

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 Před 7 lety +4

      Nah, Eyes Wide Shut is a deliberate genre swerve. It wants the audience to *think* it's a horror\suspense story, but it's not.

  • @shakyelarnold7392
    @shakyelarnold7392 Před 2 lety

    It's been five years, and I still come back to these videos often 😩😩🤦🏾

  • @JohnDoe-uf9yt
    @JohnDoe-uf9yt Před 7 lety

    Awesome. Love the show. Best on CZcams!! Thanks for the great work!

  • @sartanko
    @sartanko Před 7 lety +6

    It took a solid 4 minutes for me to notice the Stranger Things outfits.

  • @bear22192
    @bear22192 Před 2 lety +3

    Still the only show on cracked worth watching.

  • @mayakalyn8618
    @mayakalyn8618 Před 7 lety +1

    I JUST FUCKING REALIZED THAT THEYRE ALL CHARACTERS FROM STRANGER THINGS. OH LORD I LOVE THIS CHANNEL. PLEASE DONT EVER STOP MAKING AFTER HOURS. IT IS GENIUS

  • @skiddni8665
    @skiddni8665 Před 7 lety

    I'm sooooooo glad u guys brought back after hours 😭😭😭😭😭 nvr stop plz

  • @mikehab7453
    @mikehab7453 Před 7 lety +6

    Cyanide & Happiness ftw!!!

  • @freyab5066
    @freyab5066 Před 7 lety +5

    These stranger things costumes are the best!!!!

  • @cjwrench07
    @cjwrench07 Před 7 lety +4

    This and OPCD are the main reason I'm on this channel.

  • @SweetLilWren
    @SweetLilWren Před 7 lety

    I have loved what you all have been doing with this specific part of Cracked, After Hours, for years! I absolutely love it please don't ever stop! At least for a very long time 😁 you 4 are great and what you do, analyzing pop culture and the like is beyond entertaining! Thanks so much for your time and effort and please keep it up! Fantastic, just bloody brilliant stuff!

  • @bridgethammond7
    @bridgethammond7 Před 7 lety +5

    If Rick Grimes came to my house with love cards I wouldn't be creeped out

  • @aaronclark6366
    @aaronclark6366 Před 7 lety +5

    Took me a while to realize Dan was dressed as Barb

    • @cainsoren8963
      @cainsoren8963 Před 7 lety +2

      Dicks out for HaramBarb #DicksoutforHaramBarb : )

    • @ufotofu9
      @ufotofu9 Před 7 lety

      Haha, I knew Swaim was Dustin, She was Hopper and Soren was El, but I thought he was somebody's mom. Then I got it. Barb. Haha, that's cute.

  • @jayhlovelady
    @jayhlovelady Před 7 lety

    This is instant gold; one of those episodes that is equal parts funny, insightful and actual brilliant ideas.

  • @LilyRose8959
    @LilyRose8959 Před 7 lety +1

    I wish they had played Skinner's line in that X-Files clip. His comeback to CSM there was one of my favorite Skinner scenes.

  • @DrMontgomeryMontgomery
    @DrMontgomeryMontgomery Před 7 lety +3

    Was that ending a reference to the Black Mirror episode "White Bear" ?

  • @IrriguousValleys
    @IrriguousValleys Před 7 lety +21

    flies to FRANCE ........ france. france

    • @stugod5000
      @stugod5000 Před 7 lety +18

      Yeah I thought it was Portugal he flies to

    • @ReelSchool
      @ReelSchool Před 7 lety +1

      Guess that's the one movie they haven't actually watched.

    • @sharky0922
      @sharky0922 Před 7 lety

      its not france

    • @hugothepoet
      @hugothepoet Před 7 lety +1

      it's France alright. Marseilles to be precise. Very high population of Portuguese there. They moved there in the 50's to escape their dictator.

    • @AlastairjCarruthers
      @AlastairjCarruthers Před 7 lety +2

      Yup, he flew to Marseilles in France, where there's a large Portuguese population and where the restaurant Aurelia worked in is actually located in real life. The director has confirmed this.

  • @themr_wilson
    @themr_wilson Před 6 dny

    5:49 "Stop, my brain can't not categorize these!" Felt that. Don't need to burn resources and storage space on those brilliant titles for a passing joke

  • @jakubklein
    @jakubklein Před 3 lety +2

    Don't get me wrong Jordan is amazing, but I really miss those after-hours! Four years later still gets me :)

  • @brunofuentes3585
    @brunofuentes3585 Před 7 lety +6

    I love the costumes!!!!!!!!

  • @GRIMGORIRONHIDEROCKS
    @GRIMGORIRONHIDEROCKS Před 7 lety +5

    I totally came up with the Theory that Rowan Atkinson was meant to be Christmas Spirit in Love Actually! I never looked to see if it had already been come up with, but now I learn it was supposed to be in the original script. Makes sense now how I came to that conclusion. * sigh * Just another ingenious idea I've had that someone more successful than me had already come up with first. :/

    • @jojodelacroix
      @jojodelacroix Před 7 lety +5

      Whenever I have an idea that ends up already existing or getting made shortly thereafter I take that as a compliment. Especially if it was a successful implementation of my idea. It really just shows that you're onto some good ideas. All you gotta do is keep at it and eventually you'll find something to pursue that hasn't been done previously.

    • @GRIMGORIRONHIDEROCKS
      @GRIMGORIRONHIDEROCKS Před 7 lety +4

      John Edwards I was always too cautious of looking at it as a compliment in case people thought I was already being pretentious. Thanks. ^-^ Perhaps I'll start patting myself on the back a little more.

    • @jojodelacroix
      @jojodelacroix Před 7 lety

      Conor Langford I don't see it as being pretentious myself, unless you are going around saying,"I had that awesome idea too! So I basically came up with that!" lol But yeah, why not? We all need a little encouragement and self-confidence/sel-assuredness. Heck, I'll pat you on the back too! *pat pat* :D

    • @GRIMGORIRONHIDEROCKS
      @GRIMGORIRONHIDEROCKS Před 7 lety +1

      John Edwards Earth needs more people as natural supporter like yourself. >w

    • @jojodelacroix
      @jojodelacroix Před 7 lety +1

      Conor Langford Thx. That makes me happy to hear. :)

  • @avi2578
    @avi2578 Před 4 lety

    Love that I can still watch this in 2020 and After Hours is one of the best things on CZcams.

  • @TROQUE4
    @TROQUE4 Před 7 lety

    this is my fav thing in you tube, need episodes more often

  • @ethanmathoo2117
    @ethanmathoo2117 Před 7 lety +3

    Okay, Katie is Hopper, Michael is Dustin, Soren is Eleven, and Dan is Weird Al? The science teacher? Mike and Nancy's dad? WHO IS HE!!!?

    • @jessimarim_m9387
      @jessimarim_m9387 Před 7 lety +2

      Ethan Muncy i know right!!! wills mum!? who the heck IS HE!

    • @jessimarim_m9387
      @jessimarim_m9387 Před 7 lety +4

      Ethan Muncy BARB! dammit hes barb! 😂😂😂 i see it now!

    • @ethanmathoo2117
      @ethanmathoo2117 Před 7 lety +2

      JESSICA MENDES MARTINS God dammit how did I not notice that! I don't deserve to call myself a ST fan. smh

    • @Zanian19
      @Zanian19 Před 7 lety +2

      To be fair though, everyone forgot about Barb :P

    • @ethanmathoo2117
      @ethanmathoo2117 Před 7 lety

      Zanian19 ha

  • @abcamericanbullcrap3056
    @abcamericanbullcrap3056 Před 7 lety +3

    Ok, so, I have to point this out. "No-Maj" is just the American wizard's term for muggles. Muggle is still the right word, just for England.

  • @marcusgoodspeed7062
    @marcusgoodspeed7062 Před 5 lety

    Please bring this show back...I'm going weeks without watching these just so I can forget the genius banter and enjoy it like it's new.

  • @eligra
    @eligra Před 7 lety +1

    I love the Soren subplot they're working on.

  • @danpowers2398
    @danpowers2398 Před 7 lety +6

    Why is Rick Grimes using signs to flirt with some random chick?

    • @Gbeat-
      @Gbeat- Před 7 lety +7

      Dan Powers The character is telling his best friend's fiancé he loves her, he using the signs because the guy is in the next room and doesn't want to make noise. It is as messed up as they made it sound lol

  • @hollymorgan4189
    @hollymorgan4189 Před 7 lety +5

    There are spells on the castle preventing muggles from seeing hogwarts or any other magic school.

    • @viljamtheninja
      @viljamtheninja Před 7 lety +1

      But what if they actually go there on, like, a field trip and just happen to start bumping into walls and getting attacked by trees n shit?

    • @dasaunmcclinton68
      @dasaunmcclinton68 Před 7 lety +2

      viljamtheninja If they try to enter they get confused and turn around

    • @hollymorgan4189
      @hollymorgan4189 Před 7 lety +3

      viljamtheninja all they see is an old shack saying danger. And if they chose to enter they get confused and walk away

  • @kathrynpotts3318
    @kathrynpotts3318 Před 6 lety +1

    3:54 if you had read the pottermore articles (or you know, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire), you would know Hogwarts have extensive muggle-repelling charms, including one that makes it appear to be ruins to a muggle. There's also a muggle-repelling charm making muggles suddenly "remember" something they had to do, but I’m not sure if those were placed on Hogwarts.

  • @Zakkleberg
    @Zakkleberg Před rokem

    The opening of this episode has my favorite "someone states something and gets proven wrong immediately" jokes ever

  • @M1ckTheMan
    @M1ckTheMan Před 7 lety +6

    Felt that way about MIB for YEARS!

    • @ObaREX
      @ObaREX Před 7 lety +1

      Read the comics, they pretty much admit to just trying to take over the world.

    • @M1ckTheMan
      @M1ckTheMan Před 7 lety

      Edward Gil Heard that, yeah, probably because the writer knew what LOGIC is, but the movie people were all "Screw that, let's make them completely justified superheroes!"

    • @ObaREX
      @ObaREX Před 7 lety

      yoshimickster Pretty much.
      Just look at the movie "Wanted."

    • @M1ckTheMan
      @M1ckTheMan Před 7 lety

      Yeah, that seems more accurate...also, is the comic better? I legitimately ask because well...Mark Millar.

    • @ObaREX
      @ObaREX Před 7 lety

      yoshimickster Well, I actually just bought the book a few weeks ago and haven't finished it yet.
      It's pretty good and the concept is pretty cool.
      It's not about some pro assassins just being... pro assassins.
      It's about a world where the super heroes have been erased from history, any that are remaining are crippled and have no memory of how things used to be.
      And it's kinda cool seeing a comic about villains without trying to make it seem like they are just misunderstood people. They are all bad people and we're just seeing them as themselves.
      That said, typical to Mark Millar fashion, it is filled with a lot of swearing and profanity. Some of the characters have some really dumb names. But that's sort of the point since in a way, it is satire on the super hero genre.

  • @crazybeto1000
    @crazybeto1000 Před 7 lety +3

    oh god its 03:31am and I can't sleep

  • @tempestjewel
    @tempestjewel Před 7 lety

    this made me so happy I missed these guys. haven't watched them in forever

  • @Randallonion
    @Randallonion Před 2 lety +1

    Not me in 2022 rewatching every single one of these videos to give me some symbolism of happiness of the past while making the past sad 😭🤣

  • @breckhodges3177
    @breckhodges3177 Před 7 lety +4

    Hogwarts is loaded with enchantments to keep muggles out

  • @ItsMeTheSteph
    @ItsMeTheSteph Před 7 lety +12

    "Dustin" got the muggle/no mag thing wrong. They don't prefer to be called no mag now. It's a difference of cultural slang. U.K. Peeps say Muggle and stateside it's no mag.
    PS Hufflepuffs rule!

    • @adaoraelliott9254
      @adaoraelliott9254 Před 7 lety +1

      Slytherin for the win.

    • @ItsMeTheSteph
      @ItsMeTheSteph Před 7 lety +3

      Marvel. Thalia Clearly, you never saw the "honey badgers just don't give a f***" video. The badger rips a snake apart and just doesn't care. Again, Hufflepuffs rule! 👍🏻💪🏻🍕

    • @charlcielove21
      @charlcielove21 Před 7 lety

      Ravenclaw!!! And Wampus for my Ilvermorny house. Damn I'm a nerd.

    • @MykiiMescal
      @MykiiMescal Před 5 lety

      Marvel. Thalia ravenclaw is an eagle. Eagles eat sneks

  • @RealZombieNinja
    @RealZombieNinja Před 7 lety +1

    I find it hilarious that I first took the 'actually they prefer to be called 'No Maj' now' as a joke, and then I saw Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

  • @daerdevvyl4314
    @daerdevvyl4314 Před 5 lety

    0:39 The best pickup line in history!
    "You ever wonder what it would be like to... die in a plane crash?"

  • @bakaichigo
    @bakaichigo Před 7 lety +3

    *Breathes deep and lets loose the inner nerd.* Aaaaaaaaaaaactually MUGGLES (Hogwarts is in the UK, not North America!) don't and can't stumble into Hogwarts because there are, and I quote *"Powerful muggle repelling charms on every inch of the grounds and castle"* which make it look like a mouldy, rotting old pile of debris and ruins that are fenced off and labeled as 'dangerous' and which cause approaching muggles to *"Spontaneously remember things they suddenly have to do"* causing them to always turn around and leave if they get close.
    :'D I tried so hard not to post, but suddenly I was here, writing. Do you even Potter, bros?!

    • @bakaichigo
      @bakaichigo Před 7 lety

      Lol, was that Rick I saw in the clips from Love Actually? *CARL*

  • @jackmendoza5604
    @jackmendoza5604 Před 7 lety +7

    Is Daniel supposed to be Barbara going to heaven?

    • @EvilJohnny81
      @EvilJohnny81 Před 7 lety

      I was gonna say Madea.

    • @jackmendoza5604
      @jackmendoza5604 Před 7 lety +2

      But everyone is dressed up as characters from stranger things

    • @l.tc.5032
      @l.tc.5032 Před 7 lety

      Jack Mendoza Maybe

    • @jackmendoza5604
      @jackmendoza5604 Před 7 lety +11

      they are. Soren is El in her hospital gown. Mike is Dustin with the curly hair. Katie is Chief Hooper, and Daniel seems to be playing Barbara because of the glasses, but she never wore that white gown in the show. This leads me to believe that he is dressing up as the angel of Barbara as she ascends to heaven or something of that sort

  • @benthediceman1
    @benthediceman1 Před 7 lety +1

    Ah man, Love Actually struck a cord with me since day 1.
    It is terrifying for sure.

  • @joeytumbleson9723
    @joeytumbleson9723 Před rokem

    Curb stomped by decor. Best line ever.😂😂

  • @Werewolf_Korra
    @Werewolf_Korra Před 7 lety +4

    Ok, so I recognize Swaim as the fat kid from Stranger Things, but are the rest of them themed that way too?

    • @ryanwilliams9712
      @ryanwilliams9712 Před 7 lety +4

      noobmaster117 the others are dressed as Hopper, Barbara and Eleven.All also from stranger things

    • @sboyd8312
      @sboyd8312 Před 7 lety +2

      noobmaster117 Yes, Dan is Barb, Soren is Eleven, Katie is Hopper

    • @Werewolf_Korra
      @Werewolf_Korra Před 7 lety

      Ryan Williams I would have gotten Eleven if Soren shaved his head.
      You need to commit to the part!

    • @logandh2
      @logandh2 Před 7 lety +2

      That kid isn't fat though.

    • @danyul4u186
      @danyul4u186 Před 7 lety

      logandh2 I mean he is though. He's definitely overweight

  • @thomasadamo5350
    @thomasadamo5350 Před 7 lety +7

    Hogwarts is invisible to muggles, In the books it says that if a muggle stumbles on to the site they will just see a broken castle and a sign which says "danger stay out"

    • @phantom_knight25
      @phantom_knight25 Před 7 lety +3

      Thomas Adamo yeah but even if Hogwarts is invisible to a human and by chance a human stumbled upon the school what's stopping them from checking out the ruins. coz I know if I found a ruined castle in the middle of nowhere I would check it out.

    • @Mistershongmail
      @Mistershongmail Před 7 lety

      The Unknown but them got also magically remember an important appointment you must attend that doesn't actually exist or something

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey Před 7 lety

      Jayson Storm lots of times there's protection spells that make muggers suddenly remember that they have something very important to do and leave lol

    • @joserobertosolismerlin5527
      @joserobertosolismerlin5527 Před 7 lety

      The Unknown Hey dude i give you 10 pounds if you enter that spooky castle!

    • @Mistershongmail
      @Mistershongmail Před 7 lety

      The Unknown doesn't matter magic lol

  • @seaass8533
    @seaass8533 Před 7 lety

    Do you guys collab with the guys over at Explosm, or have I just missed/never seen all these short clips from C&H?

  • @BestOnThursdays
    @BestOnThursdays Před 5 lety +1

    Best line ever
    Curb stomped by decor