Why 'Big' Is More Terrifying Than You Remember - After Hours

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  • @skaterfugater
    @skaterfugater Před 7 lety +297

    i get it. daniel was a kid the whole time. hence his "missing kid picture" on the milk. and his weird order.

  • @girgrumpyorange1873
    @girgrumpyorange1873 Před 3 lety +147

    All these years later, and this is still some of my favorite content anywhere on the internet. I know we're never going to get more and that's sad, but I'm always happy to come back to it.

  • @NerdSyncProductions
    @NerdSyncProductions Před 8 lety +861

    "You have to earn the mass that you take up in the world." Best thing I've ever heard. Haha

    • @robbiramirez5820
      @robbiramirez5820 Před 8 lety +6

      +NerdSync That is a consummate Soren line.

    • @Error0101
      @Error0101 Před 6 lety +4

      NerdSync
      Woah Scott! Didn't know you watched Cracked 2 years ago! What a neat coincidence.

    • @Lastjustice
      @Lastjustice Před 5 lety +4

      As a short person I must been slacking on earning that mass then. I am still waiting on the rest of my legs to show up.

    • @k8fearsnoart
      @k8fearsnoart Před 5 lety +1

      But you're totally adorable! That's a good thing, right, little buddy? ;-)
      Also, though, that line should be taught to kids and slightly taller kids, too. (Teens, I mean. The second one is teens.)

    • @halloweenallyearround4889
      @halloweenallyearround4889 Před 5 lety

      Sadly most grown ups, teens nor kids do that.

  • @Winchester427
    @Winchester427 Před 8 lety +662

    Dan shouting "can I get a bowl of chocolate sugar" to the black waitress is one of the most hilarious unintentional pick up lines I have ever heard

    • @stuffwithsoph8264
      @stuffwithsoph8264 Před 6 lety +8

      Winchester427 I would like this comment, if it wasn't at 69.

    • @thebeavpercabethftw9604
      @thebeavpercabethftw9604 Před 5 lety +17

      You can like it now.

    • @k8fearsnoart
      @k8fearsnoart Před 5 lety +13

      Damn, I totally didn't think of that. I wish I had, though. My ROFL'ing would've been more ROFLTCJBIEUGB! (Rolling On the Floor Laughing Then Choking Just Before I End Up Grossly Blarghing.) I'd roll AWAY from it, obviously.

    • @Bubaiel
      @Bubaiel Před 4 lety +9

      "With some sprinkles and a fun spoon" 😂

    • @77mcmarine
      @77mcmarine Před 2 lety +3

      5 years later and I just noticed this.

  • @noxabellus
    @noxabellus Před 8 lety +204

    lmao Mark Ruffalo looks super uncomfortable in every single scene of 13 going on 30.

    • @jaggerra7
      @jaggerra7 Před 8 lety +42

      +noxabellus I think that's his default setting no matter what he's doing in life. Lol

    • @halloweenallyearround4889
      @halloweenallyearround4889 Před 5 lety +14

      No, it's just his facial expression, he seems to have some mild paralysis on his lip. He's like that even in interviews where he's having a nice time or is blushing, like in one on the Graham Norton Show.

  • @icequeen050
    @icequeen050 Před 7 lety +212

    in 17 again Zac Efrons character never hits in a girl. in fact when his daughters friends hit on him he gives them a dad lecture.

    • @chrishubbard64
      @chrishubbard64 Před 5 lety +22

      I dunno, he may not be actively hitting on them but he sure seemed to be enjoying the effect he had on them. "Aww yeah, thats right, im a sexy beast and the young young REALLY young ladies like it! BUT DONT TRY TO KISS ME! Thats weird."

    • @ConwayFreelanceDetective
      @ConwayFreelanceDetective Před 5 lety +11

      chris hubbard you wouldn’t appreciate people younger then you (but, like, not creepy young) finding you attractive? He’s an admittedly okay looking guy for his real age, but I’m sure no teenage girls were super attracted to him before. Besides, you can’t really stop someone from finding you attractive, besides being a total pos, but that would just hinder his main goal of reconnected with his kids

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 Před 4 lety +4

      Except they creepy young considering his actual age.

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 Před 4 lety +1

      They never say he does.

  • @carsonphillips8008
    @carsonphillips8008 Před 7 lety +257

    I just realized that the milk carton said "Dan O'Brien". Kind of dark. But fitting for the humor of this channel.

    • @bigmoneysameer
      @bigmoneysameer Před 4 lety +1

      xXSeal FactsXx foreshadowing

    • @welbz2330
      @welbz2330 Před 4 lety

      Nutt what...

    • @welbz2330
      @welbz2330 Před 4 lety +1

      Nutt 😳

    • @bluestrife28
      @bluestrife28 Před 3 lety +5

      Especially now that they’re all gone 😭😭😭 I love this show

    • @chin70
      @chin70 Před 3 lety +2

      Does that imply that Dan is actually 13, made into an adult?

  • @savagegardenrox
    @savagegardenrox Před 8 lety +57

    old Matthew Perry lives with his friend who knows about the transformation. thus explaining why he wasn't noticed to be missing. He doesn't have custody, so the kids didn't realize he wasn't where he was supposed to be

    • @ackbarfan5556
      @ackbarfan5556 Před 3 lety +4

      Exactly! Thomas Lennon's character can easily explain that Perry is just out of town, or wants to be by himself.

  • @dragonwaz
    @dragonwaz Před 8 lety +548

    Couldn't the movie Click technically be about a middle-aged man swapping into an elderly man?

    • @avimittal6914
      @avimittal6914 Před 8 lety +38

      Or an elderly man having repressed all the horrible mistakes he has made and everything bad that has happened to him since middle age.

    • @lcvamp242
      @lcvamp242 Před 8 lety +4

      +Avi Mittal What about Freejack, a body swapping time travel movie where the body swap never actually happens?

    • @avimittal6914
      @avimittal6914 Před 8 lety

      lcvamp242 sorry. Never seen it

    • @Werewolf_Korra
      @Werewolf_Korra Před 8 lety +6

      +Avi Mittal and he hallucinates the grim reaper as a funnier actor with a far superior body of work.

    • @CountArtha
      @CountArtha Před 8 lety +2

      +Avi Mittal So, Adam Sandler's career 8 years in the future?

  • @Magic_beans_
    @Magic_beans_ Před 8 lety +67

    I interpreted "13 Going on 30" as a variant on "A Christmas Carol" or "It's a Wonderful Life." Teen Jenna's pursuit of popularity was about to set her on a certain path, and the vision / body switch / time travel showed her the consequences that were waiting for her. She was then returned to shortly after that point and allowed to choose again.
    Side note: The "shortly after" is important to the story because it means Jenna/Scrooge/George Bailey doesn't completely escape the consequences of her/his behavior. Before they can have their second chance, they need to do one last thing: apologize to the people they've hurt.

  • @SansPedes
    @SansPedes Před 7 lety +390

    I just found it refreshing that the "magic janitor" in 17 Again, wasn't a magical old black man.

    • @susannahswindel5739
      @susannahswindel5739 Před 7 lety +71

      Rupert SansPédes or a magic gay

    • @oneeyedpyrmid
      @oneeyedpyrmid Před 7 lety +39

      susannah swindel or a woman not getting shot in the head

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 Před 6 lety +16

      That's because the magic janitor is a trope all its own.

    • @lenny3735
      @lenny3735 Před 6 lety +13

      or morgan freeman

    • @EtzEchad
      @EtzEchad Před 4 lety +6

      He might've been a magical gay man. They didn't really go into his sexuality.

  • @clowntrooper61
    @clowntrooper61 Před 7 lety +383

    In 17 again, how does in ex and his son not know what he looked like when he was in his teens

    • @DavidRodriguez-ux5ye
      @DavidRodriguez-ux5ye Před 7 lety +33

      clowntrooper61 I think someone said they looked similar but that's all

    • @ChrissaTodd
      @ChrissaTodd Před 7 lety +52

      the mom said it was coincidence that he really looked like her ex husband.

    • @masterstepz9800
      @masterstepz9800 Před 7 lety +30

      Clowntrooper and how is it that zac efron + 20 years = Matthew perry. It just doesn't make sense, everyone in the movie just go with the fact that he looks exactly like her ex when he was younger.

    • @JoybuzzerX
      @JoybuzzerX Před 6 lety +9

      The idea is he went from popular high school jock to office worker and dad upset at the loss of past glory.

    • @t.lanfield1936
      @t.lanfield1936 Před 5 lety

      6
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  • @EmilysAdventuresInHorrorland

    I guess Howl's Moving Castle had the main character become an old woman and it didn't turn out so badly for her.

    • @ashesashes8968
      @ashesashes8968 Před 6 lety +8

      Emily's Adventures In Horrorland
      They never mention anime here

    • @johnmcclure40
      @johnmcclure40 Před 5 lety +12

      Sophie was temporarily aged, but she deliberately avoided her family and previous friends.

    • @sapphirebunny6059
      @sapphirebunny6059 Před 5 lety +7

      She was also an adult that was aged up to be an elderly adult, the issue here is a minor becoming an adult or vice versa.

    • @legendofzeldarules44
      @legendofzeldarules44 Před 4 lety +2

      Also, they do learn about sophie's condition, Solomon sends her sister to act as a spy on howl and supposedly solomon told her everything she knewabout sophie's predicament, I think thats an anime exclusive and not a book thing though, I'll look into it more later

    • @hickorymccay2994
      @hickorymccay2994 Před 3 lety +1

      I watched that movie when I had a terrible fever a few years ago. I don't remember much of it, and it's really trippy anyway. If I hadn't already known it was a movie, I'd have thought it was a fever dream.

  • @jt.brewster
    @jt.brewster Před 8 lety +147

    dude the milk carton says "Dan O'Brien"

    • @cicelypatterson3927
      @cicelypatterson3927 Před 8 lety +23

      You are the only comment I can find that actually mentions this!! Did NO one else see that?! Did they BLINK?

    • @jt.brewster
      @jt.brewster Před 8 lety +7

      +Cicely Patterson dude they put so much work into these

    • @cicelypatterson3927
      @cicelypatterson3927 Před 8 lety +10

      And I don't think anyone puts any thought into it! Yes, they have to come up with topics but they have to come with scripts and jokes and special little details! And I love it!

    • @cookies9016
      @cookies9016 Před 6 lety +1

      Who's Dan o Brien?

    • @galacticspacebear9589
      @galacticspacebear9589 Před 6 lety +4

      Sprinkles the guy with the glasses

  • @Erika8888
    @Erika8888 Před 7 lety +60

    The movie Click, SPOILERS, did a time travel that where a middle age man becomes a senior citizen he learns a lesson and then is sent back to being a middle aged man.

    • @JimmySteller
      @JimmySteller Před 3 lety +4

      That doesn’t really count, because he’s not pretending to be someone else, he’s still himself and nobody treats him like he’s a different person. That’s less body switching and more time travel

    • @sgcastle8389
      @sgcastle8389 Před 2 lety +1

      @@JimmySteller but it's the same case the Jennifer Gardner movie. That they consider as a body switch .She is not pretending to be someone else she prentends to be the older version of herself but dumb.

  • @mbanerjee5889
    @mbanerjee5889 Před 8 lety +228

    What about "The Hot Chick"? Middle-aged man swapping bodies with a teenage girl and the people in that movie noticed when the girl went missing. Clive(the middle-aged man) even gets arrested for using Jessica's teenage body to make money.

    • @millerhxc
      @millerhxc Před 7 lety +23

      Yeh, I would have liked to have heard their views on that. Weird movie. Watchable...but weird.

    • @CorporalHicks8
      @CorporalHicks8 Před 7 lety +27

      Rob Schneider is...a teenaged girl!

    • @ATizzle08
      @ATizzle08 Před 7 lety +27

      Rob Schneider is...a carrot!

    • @XXC0Y
      @XXC0Y Před 6 lety +4

      Also Body Switch. Although it's a woman switching with an old guy.

    • @PHATB0Y20
      @PHATB0Y20 Před 6 lety +6

      Technically no he only gets arrested for indecent exposure running around in a bikini.

  • @daneroberts1996
    @daneroberts1996 Před 3 lety +13

    17 Again also has the creepy feature of an adult woman flirting with and falling for her *son's* *teenage* *school friend* because he looks like her ex-husband did when he was a teenager. Imagine how creepy that must've been for her son to see 🤢

  • @Gambito99100
    @Gambito99100 Před 8 lety +22

    4:31 Holy shit, that explains EVERYTHING about Daniel's personality

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 Před 8 lety +66

    Batman's parents come back as Zack Efron; I would watch that.

    • @Bladez10
      @Bladez10 Před 3 lety

      Would it be one Zack Efron as both parents or two Zack Efrons with a parent each?

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Bladez10 one Zack Efron possessed by both of them.

  • @SuperSongbird21
    @SuperSongbird21 Před 5 lety +59

    I read somewhere that there's an unused ending to "Big" where he goes back to school after he reverts back to a child and there's a 'new girl' in his class who is actually the woman he fell in love with (the suggestion being that she used the magic fortune-telling machine to turn herself into a kid so they could stay together) - is that any less weird/disturbing?

    • @ackbarfan5556
      @ackbarfan5556 Před 4 lety +7

      I think it works slightly better, I mean, what does Susan got going for her when Josh leaves? Getting a fresh state and knowing not to make the same mistakes I feel would've been better, not much but still.

    • @simply_nebulous
      @simply_nebulous Před rokem +7

      No, even more weird.

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron Před 8 měsíci +5

      No, that makes it more disturbing. It's a grown woman putting herself in a younger body to get with a child (it's problematic to begin with, but at least in the movie as it was, she didn't know he was a child). It would be like if in 17 again the Zac Ephron character was hooking up with the high school girls, knowing that it was really grown man Mathew Perry who just looked like a young Zac Ephron. Or any of the Freaky Fridays having the mom in the daughters body getting with the younger boys. There's a definite line in any older to younger body swap about not having them date those children.

  • @bradwolf07
    @bradwolf07 Před 8 lety +41

    In 17 Again, Old Matthew Perry DID have one friend (with whom he enlists his help to pull this situation off). So the friend probably picked the mail, etc. Also the friend got a happy ending, so it payed off for him.

    • @ackbarfan5556
      @ackbarfan5556 Před rokem +2

      Yeah, Thomas Lennon, guy that stared as Lt. Dangle in Reno 911 and also created Night in the Museum.

    • @bradwolf07
      @bradwolf07 Před rokem +3

      @@ackbarfan5556 I remember Reno 911 (funny sh*t), but I didn't know he created Night at the Museum.

    • @cjg1029
      @cjg1029 Před rokem +4

      He also told everyone that Matt had gone somewhere on like a trip so no one questions it

  • @ShawnRavenfire
    @ShawnRavenfire Před 7 lety +57

    Anyone remember "18 Again" with George Burns? He jumps into the body of his grandson for however long, gives him a whole new lifestyle, and then switches back at the end, leaving his grandson with no memory of what he's been doing or where to go from there.

    • @aldousd666
      @aldousd666 Před 7 lety

      I said that before I read this. (But after you said it)

    • @johncheshirsky8822
      @johncheshirsky8822 Před 5 lety +1

      So that's where 17 again gets its idea, I guess?

    • @JimmySteller
      @JimmySteller Před 3 lety +1

      That sounds horrifying. Is that supposed to be a comedy?

  • @max10dler
    @max10dler Před 6 lety +25

    I was actually terrified of Big as a kid. Every time my dad mentions it being a great movie and whatnot I just simply can't agree. I was pretty scared of the thought of being body-swapped.

  • @brandondavidson4085
    @brandondavidson4085 Před 7 lety +63

    4:31... Dan O'Brian on the milk carton, did no-one else notice this?

    • @jerimiaheasley9494
      @jerimiaheasley9494 Před 7 lety +13

      Follow up question, why is there a full carton of milk just sitting on the table of a diner?

    • @jerimiaheasley9494
      @jerimiaheasley9494 Před 7 lety +11

      I mean, did they bring it with them or...

    • @kourii
      @kourii Před 7 lety +9

      Soren says 'look at this f*cking kid on the milk' @ 9:35

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 Před 6 měsíci

      There is another comment on this page complaining that they made the milk cartoon gag too obvious by zooming in on it. Yet a lot of people needed that in order to notice it at all.

  • @vanthursday
    @vanthursday Před 8 lety +243

    What.. No Jumanji reference? Didn't you guys talk about where they went back to kids and stuff.. idk about Hook tho..

    • @Werewolf_Korra
      @Werewolf_Korra Před 8 lety +22

      boy is sexually abused by his father, who, as an adult, he sees personified as a British, khaki & pith helmet wearing, big game hunter, a symbolic representation of a sexual predator.

    • @jamesunderhillunderhill2623
      @jamesunderhillunderhill2623 Před 8 lety +11

      +noobmaster117 woah... never thought about that. I NEED A THERAPIST!

    • @thephantomoftheparadise5666
      @thephantomoftheparadise5666 Před 8 lety +2

      +noobmaster117 What?

    • @Werewolf_Korra
      @Werewolf_Korra Před 8 lety +3

      The Phantom of the Paradise Van Pelt and Alan's father were played by the same actor in a Peter Pan style casting choice.

    • @Werewolf_Korra
      @Werewolf_Korra Před 8 lety +1

      James Underhill Underhill don't you mean The-Rapist?
      ... Ok, that joke was stupid when Lois Lane did it in hush, I apologize.

  • @pugfugly1989
    @pugfugly1989 Před 8 lety +15

    In Big, the scene with the police is all about her describing her son as an adult, and prior to that, Josh steals his dads wallet. The plot hole is he had a job for 3 or 4 months before changing back. No one noticed him using a fake Social number either?

    • @ackbarfan5556
      @ackbarfan5556 Před rokem +1

      It was the 80s, I don't know if anyone was paying that much attention. At least the job certainly didn't bother to double check.

  • @maxnobel2044
    @maxnobel2044 Před 8 lety +154

    Can all other Cracked shows be cancelled, with their resources devoted solely to more after hours?

  • @darabounds6671
    @darabounds6671 Před 8 lety +43

    oh to be a teen again!... wait i hated highschool and everyone in it!

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 Před 6 lety +1

      Yeah I just wanna do the fun parts over again. Just to do them again. You can keep the rest of that bullshit.

    • @QuesoCookies
      @QuesoCookies Před 3 lety

      If I had the opportunity to be a teen again, you bet your ass that high school is the last place you'd ever find me. Doesn't mean I wouldn't jump at the chance to be a teen again. So many hormones. Everything felt raw and alive all the time instead of a dull haze of constant, low-level pain. At the time, it was overwhelming and terrifying, but now I miss it.

  • @negativejam2188
    @negativejam2188 Před 7 lety +16

    I don't think it's the sexualization of younger innocence but the rekindled connection with something once lost to an adult, the child like innocence would be fun, lighthearted, and it would make the "adult behavior" protective of this innocence. The adult attraction to this younger innocence is like trying to protect their innocence to keep them from losing it like they did, and the best way to do that would be to become part of their life.

  • @thebd798
    @thebd798 Před 8 lety +34

    But Dan..."The Change-Up"...

    • @cratwane
      @cratwane Před 8 lety +4

      That's with two people not one

    • @emanimation2926
      @emanimation2926 Před 8 lety

      +illumiNATI in the minute 09;07

    • @redhead42098
      @redhead42098 Před 8 lety +3

      +The BD I SERIOUSLY JUST GOOGLED TO FIND THE NAME OF THE MOVIE SO I COULD COMMENT EXACTLY THIS.

    • @emanimation2926
      @emanimation2926 Před 8 lety

      Shelby Miller jajajame too

  • @codyweston7489
    @codyweston7489 Před 2 lety +7

    Okay, the milk carton said “Dan Obrian” is a missing kid, implying that he is in the situation of the type of movies they are talking about. In episode about the Buffy director it comes out that Micheal has had his brain swiped to clear memories a dozen times causing long term irreversible brain damage. In the body snatchers episode it ends with it coming out that sauron is the sauron of another dimension. In a different episode they hint towards that their life does not exist outside of this diner.
    The new after hours crew sucks, but they should do an after hours where they build a theory that factors in all of these elements to build a grand “after hours universe” theory. It could end with them realizing that they are in the same dimension.

    • @ackbarfan5556
      @ackbarfan5556 Před rokem

      Not likely man; Cracked burned the bridges when it fired Cody, Katie, Daniel, Jack, Michael, Soren, all the others. No way in hell they'd ever come back; they would and they have done their own thing a few times.

  • @Coffee-ve8ub
    @Coffee-ve8ub Před 7 lety +7

    "What is up with people being attracted to childish behavior?" This is also displayed in random everyday things like how girls giggling and blushing is supposed to be a stereotype of cute girls people are attracted to, as well as the way people call each other things like "baby" or "boo" and other stuff. And males physically picking up, piggy back carrying and tickling girls is supposed to be seen as flirting when these are things people generally do with their children. The little details people find attractive in adults that display childish behavior like these ones are partially caused by the feeling of safety and comfort, and fun. We see tickling and carrying as a safe way for someone else to touch yourself or to touch another while expressing our interest in them so it starts the path of a relationship or gives us a chance to set a limit without being made too uncomfortable or scared. We see the girlish giggling as cute because it shows the innocence and joy we want in life.

    • @Tkieron
      @Tkieron Před 4 lety +1

      Because to men, femininity is attractive and to women masculinity is attractive. It's biological. Women giggling are seen as cute and feminine. Men displaying strength is masculine. You can argue with me but you can't argue with science.

  • @Drace90
    @Drace90 Před 8 lety +216

    I always hate it when adults say that children are stupid. That's wrong in every possible way. I work with children and they keep surprising me over and over again. Foremost they don't make the mistakes grown ups do. They are open minded, interested in all kinds of things, they don't prejudice, they DO things instead of talking about them and five minutes after arguing with each other they are friends again. Plus, our cognitive activity and capacity is WAY bigger in childhood and only gets weaker the older we get. That's a scientific fact. For example I just can't win a game of Memory against a certain six year old in the kindergarten I work in. Noone can. It's amazing.
    Underestimating the next generation is a big mistake. If anything, we are the stupid ones. We are responsible for all the problems in our society. Some of these problems probably wouldn't even exist, if we would try to learn from our kids, instead of forcing them to become like us.

    • @commonsense6323
      @commonsense6323 Před 8 lety +8

      Blame the people that shove their own prejudices and religion down their children's throat,
      Do not blame the current generation, as we are doing our best to make sure the upcoming generation doesn't have too many problems as of now.

    • @ryanvern3513
      @ryanvern3513 Před 8 lety +17

      Children are extremely stupid and useless

    • @hezekiahramirez6965
      @hezekiahramirez6965 Před 8 lety +6

      +Drace90 It's always interesting to me how you can immediately tell people who haven't grown up enough to realize just how limited your thinking actually is as a kid. Don't worry, you'll grow up in a few years and look back on this and realize just how ignorant you're being. That WILL happen.

    • @Officialencode
      @Officialencode Před 8 lety +9

      +Drace90 I think what you're meaning to say is that children have a higher capacity for intelligence than adults. Because like... they are truly the most ignorant humans.

    • @Onepiecethunder23
      @Onepiecethunder23 Před 8 lety +11

      +Drace90 just a few examples im familar with by seeing it happen or by having it happen to me.
      "They are open minded, interested in all kinds of things and they dont prejudice..."; Your fat, so that makes you stupid. Your Ugly that means your not worthy of being near us, talking to us or being alive. Your smarter than me that makes you a nerd and a loser. Your not worth my time except to make fun of or beat up. (you see where im going with this... sadly)
      "...they do instead of talking about them" Really? So many examples come to mind. Everything from someone saying they did something to someone lying about doing it bigger, better and faster. Kids talking about a game or show thats popular and people are talking about they say they have it and love it. A lot talk about doing something (could be nearly anything really) and end up passing on the idea later. Kinda weak but still you get the point.
      (...and five minutes after arguing with each other they're friends again.) I dont really need to give a lot of examples about this one. Just one word; bullying. People do just horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE things to each other and sadly today more than ever through social media kids are worse than ever imo. They seem to have even less regard for others than they used to, They will attack others to the point of them harming themselves. Its a sad, horrible and shameful thing that that kind of thing happens. Not everyone forgives and not everyone becomes friends.
      Its nice to be idealistic but its better to be a realist imo. People are just bad for one reason or another and its better and easy to expect the worse and prepare for that than to think they're all good and be shocked every time they do something mean and horrible again... but thats just how I think and thats my opinion. Sorry didnt mean to rant but seeing your comment I just felt a need to say my part.

  • @rachelle2227
    @rachelle2227 Před 8 lety +126

    Way too much talk of repression in this video! As a psychology student, I can tell you that there's no solid evidence for repression. People remember traumatic events most of the time.

    • @hezekiahramirez6965
      @hezekiahramirez6965 Před 8 lety +26

      +rachelle2227 Really thinking you should wait to finish your degree because... Well, you'll find out.

    • @timlepo7080
      @timlepo7080 Před 8 lety +4

      Nice to know i'm not the only psychopath student here.

    • @rachelle2227
      @rachelle2227 Před 8 lety

      Hezekiah Ramirez What, with job availability or something?

    • @Onepiecethunder23
      @Onepiecethunder23 Před 8 lety +7

      +rachelle2227 speak for yourself. I can, at least, attest to the fact that i repress as much as i can about what bothers me until someone or something reminds me of it. Then I do my best to distract myself and not think for a while by watching tv or playing a game until i forget. So long as i keep the bad thoughts at bay im cool with it. I know they're still there but i like to turn off the light and keep them in the dark. "click"

    • @rachelle2227
      @rachelle2227 Před 8 lety +23

      Onepiecethunder23 What you're arguing is irrelevant. You are talking about suppression, not repression, there's a difference. With repression, it takes considerable effort to bring up the memory that is being repressed. Dozens of therapy sessions. This is an unconscious effort, suppression is a conscious effort generally. (And like I said, repression isn't that common, or may not even be a thing).

  • @spidervenomkilljoy
    @spidervenomkilljoy Před 7 lety +6

    Katie may be focusing on the slumber party as something creepy but the creepiest one or the one that could at least get her in jail real quick was the scene in which she's at a bar with Lucy and she decides to hit on a prebuescent boy who was there too. Lucy meant the middle-aged guy who was making eyes at her from the other side of the bar but when Lucy tells her that how does she react? she thinks it's gross to hit on him because he's too old for her. We know it's normal for a13 year-old to think that but no one else in the movie knows that and in real life she would have been called a paedophile even though the movie subtly pointed at it. The opposite outcome doesn't look any better although we'd have to take into account that Matt being around 30 too technically kissed a 13 year old even if they can't prove it because she's trapped in a 30 year old body. the whole dating thing doesn't work that well in this movie because of the age difference. It's awful if you stop to think about it. I'm glad there was still some fairy dust left on the rooftop of the dream house for Jenna to come back to her own time .

  • @Drace90
    @Drace90 Před 8 lety +25

    I feel like Daniel owned that point. There really wasn't a winner otherwise, but Dan had the best arguments throughout the entire dicussion.
    Daniel: 21
    Soren: 16
    Katie: 17
    Michael: 21

  • @RazEdits
    @RazEdits Před 8 lety +11

    Ahh guys these are honestly my favourite web series ever! I know they take a lot of time and a lot of work in writing, editing, shooting and so on but we really appreciate you guys for working so hard bringing these to us. Cheers cracked!

  • @jessel4life
    @jessel4life Před 8 lety +43

    There was a switching movie with 2 middle aged men. The Change Up with Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds

    • @counterstructure4908
      @counterstructure4908 Před 8 lety +2

      +Ahkilalah
      You could also count Trading Places with Aykroyd and Murphy. It's not complete body switching, but pretty close. Though, that one was more about social standing and how fucking unregulated stock markets can be.

    • @renallsup2268
      @renallsup2268 Před 8 lety +4

      they don't mean Freaky Friday style swapping... just where the person becomes someone else, not switch places with someone. I agree that their use if "switch" is confusing l.

    • @redhead42098
      @redhead42098 Před 8 lety

      +Ren Allsup 9:04-9:20

    • @renallsup2268
      @renallsup2268 Před 8 lety

      +Shelby Miller yeah no I watched. They are still talking about the same topic as the rest of the episode... movies where you become an alternate age version of yourself as opposed to swapping with another person. Their point being your decisions in adulthood leading up to middle age is more influencing of your later life so a "switch" to that age could be potentially as useful as swapping between middle age and teen years.

    • @redhead42098
      @redhead42098 Před 8 lety

      Ren Allsup they absolutely never clarified that. they said "where a middle aged man swaps bodies with a senior citizen." with that wording, we're going to assume the middle aged man and the senior citizen are two different people. there are many ways to word that in a more clear way if that's actually what they're trying to say.

  • @celigalaxii
    @celigalaxii Před 7 lety +16

    On the milk it says Dan Obrien "Missing"... You've been found out Daniel

  • @erinarmstrong2110
    @erinarmstrong2110 Před 6 lety +8

    Why is no one in the comments talking about dan being on the milk carton. I love the call out to big, right in the middle of talking about it. I love it!

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 Před 8 lety +8

    Hell yeah! You go and try all those milkshakes Swaim! You do you! You fulfill those childhood dreams so I can live vicariously through you!

  • @meghasharmaJ1
    @meghasharmaJ1 Před 8 lety +56

    In reality (well, almost reality) if a teenager switches body with a mature person, he would be really obnoxious, irresponsible and terrible at handling anything!

    • @geoker55
      @geoker55 Před 8 lety +3

      +megha sharma Hey, that sounds like the 20-ish yr old baristas I keep having to interact with...

    • @Alorand
      @Alorand Před 8 lety +1

      Well some of that is due to hormones, and I don't know if the brain development would carry over, or just the memories.

    • @saraha180
      @saraha180 Před 8 lety +3

      +geoker55 If you can't figure out how to get a coffee without getting entangled in the personality of the person who's serving you, I have to wonder whether you might have some missing skills of your own. ;-)

    • @TheDark4light
      @TheDark4light Před 8 lety +1

      +geoker55 Well technically that is the closest thing youd get. Seen by the world as an adult but possinly still havent grown out of being a kid

    • @meghasharmaJ1
      @meghasharmaJ1 Před 8 lety

      well this is an unexpectedly interesting conversation.

  • @Scsigs
    @Scsigs Před 7 lety +76

    17 Again was a good movie. Not great, but not terrible. There, I said it.

  • @zoowoman
    @zoowoman Před 8 lety

    it's 8:08pm on a monday and After Hours is my favorite thing on the internet.
    Thanks for the laughs, Cracked, love you!

  • @dantex2168
    @dantex2168 Před 8 lety +34

    But.. Really.. Don't we all wish to be Zach Efron?

    • @WilliamJATK
      @WilliamJATK Před 8 lety

      That's very true, I agree

    • @cracked
      @cracked  Před 8 lety +12

      +Dante X Cameron yes...

    • @WilliamJATK
      @WilliamJATK Před 8 lety +2

      +Cracked Speaking of body-swap near the end of Freaky Friday, the little brother and Grandpa almost swap bodies

    • @TechnoSinister
      @TechnoSinister Před 8 lety

      I'm already Zach Efron

    • @mygutsaysmaybe1509
      @mygutsaysmaybe1509 Před 8 lety +2

      is it really worth being in high school musical 3 though?

  • @taniwha7618
    @taniwha7618 Před 8 lety +105

    Before I begin
    I would like to say I am up at 2 in the morning and have been waiting for this since last month
    Please tell me this video is worth it.
    No sarcasm
    I just need someone to tell me that its actually okay lol

    • @cracked
      @cracked  Před 8 lety +83

      +Tanishai Ngatai-Mason It's okay

    • @taniwha7618
      @taniwha7618 Před 8 lety +6

      Cracked Thank you for that.
      I must warn you when I wake up at midday I will be telling my flatmate it was your fault

    • @commonsense6323
      @commonsense6323 Před 8 lety +3

      +Cracked Ss
      Senpai?

    • @nezZario
      @nezZario Před 8 lety +6

      +Tanishai Ngatai-Mason Of course it's good. This is actually one of the best of the good. Fuck I love cracked.

    • @TrevorMerrillD
      @TrevorMerrillD Před 8 lety +4

      +Tanishai Ngatai-Mason "Quick! Someone tell me what kind of opinion I am supposed to have so I don't have to think for myself!" -.-

  • @marissageissler9089
    @marissageissler9089 Před 6 lety +6

    Did anyone else notice that on Soren’s milk carton that there was a picture of a younger Dan that said ‘missing?’. You can see it at 4:31

  • @fairytailgirl123
    @fairytailgirl123 Před 8 lety

    yes.I've been waiting for this series to return

  • @mambaregime
    @mambaregime Před 8 lety +9

    Best After Hours in a loooooooong time....

  • @rockhopper10r
    @rockhopper10r Před 8 lety +4

    If Soren is still looking for a new title, he may have found it in "Gorgeous Man-Child."

  • @redxraccoon
    @redxraccoon Před 8 lety +1

    After Hours is my fave. I love the geeky over-analysing of things, it's pretty much what my friends and I do any time we're together

  • @GoblinPirate
    @GoblinPirate Před 8 lety +1

    Really appreciate you guys too.
    Damn I enjoy these sketches. You do a lot of fun stuff. But After Hours is the series that made me subscribe and definately my favorite one on the channel. Cheers for another awesome episode!

  • @occamsrazor1285
    @occamsrazor1285 Před 8 lety +7

    Katie rockin the strong woman vibe by critizing "13 Going on 30" and not justifying it. Listen up, fellas; That's the kind of woman you want.

  • @emilyhancock3456
    @emilyhancock3456 Před 7 lety +3

    THANK YOU I've always found Big so messed up

  • @snowstorm7226
    @snowstorm7226 Před 8 lety

    Oh this is my favorite segment! Please, please, PLEASE!!!! Make more after hours

  • @shaneybot3031
    @shaneybot3031 Před 8 lety

    thanks guys, these videos really help me unwind

  • @aaronwest1055
    @aaronwest1055 Před 8 lety +10

    "Man, HE really ruins *that woman's life*." 6:35
    This woman fucked a minor and somehow, it's still his fault for the situation.

  • @sharky0922
    @sharky0922 Před 7 lety +9

    "Missing Dan O'Brain" on the milk hahahaha

  • @THEFOBK
    @THEFOBK Před 8 lety

    love these vids. cant wait for more. cracked crew is awesome.!

  • @hulkslayer626
    @hulkslayer626 Před 6 lety

    I can't stop watching these!!! Soooo good!

  • @5kastubh5
    @5kastubh5 Před 8 lety +11

    kid Dan Obrian looked like kid from Home Alone. Hole just goes deeper n deeper.

  • @MegaKaitouKID1412
    @MegaKaitouKID1412 Před 7 lety +8

    What's missing from this discussion is movies where adults time travel and become teens; that's part of the body-switching (with or without time travel) genre as well. I mean, the only one I can think of is Peggy Sue Got Married, but I want to see this type of thought applied to that type of thing.

    • @Defiring
      @Defiring Před 6 lety

      Yeah, lots of books about that, few movies. But those books are mostly about the guy using his knowledge to make things better for his family, become rich, or whatever

  • @KorilD
    @KorilD Před 8 lety

    I'm glad these are still being made. I quite like them.

  • @Chaosmagician100
    @Chaosmagician100 Před 7 lety

    This is my new favorite CZcams channel.

  • @webstar118
    @webstar118 Před 8 lety +3

    Lmaoooo Daniel "are you a snitch" great start guys

  • @LaDracul
    @LaDracul Před 8 lety +3

    Actually, I recall in "13 Going on 30" Matt's fiancee announces they would be moving overseas after their wedding and he doesn't look like he's comfortable with it, so there was ANOTHER factor in him doubting this engagement.

  • @mrduckman225
    @mrduckman225 Před 4 lety

    Still rocking this in 2019!!! CRACKED FOR LIFE!!!

  • @kingsaimit1474
    @kingsaimit1474 Před 8 lety

    Make more of these. They're the best segments on this channel

  • @StrawberryAqua
    @StrawberryAqua Před 8 lety +4

    I always had trouble with the slumber party in 13 Going on 30. This only scratches the surface.

  • @BunnyTheQueenSkepticFirebrand

    Look at this kid on the fucking milk xD

  • @whycantthiswork100
    @whycantthiswork100 Před 8 lety

    I just realized that cracked after hours is consistently my favorite thing on the internet. Well done
    Also, Cracked employees start work at 10am? Sweet.

  • @katefromct1969
    @katefromct1969 Před 7 lety

    Love this, subscribed!

  • @connorwhitehead5471
    @connorwhitehead5471 Před 8 lety +24

    What about that episode of Angel where a creepy old wizard switches bodies with Angel?

    • @ki11bunny
      @ki11bunny Před 8 lety +5

      +Connor Whitehead or the movie down to earth where chris rock take the body of an old man.

    • @robpegler6545
      @robpegler6545 Před 8 lety +16

      +Connor Whitehead Yep. A man in his eighties switching bodies with a two hundred-year-old vampire who's physically in his twenties, and has a history of dating high school girls. Good luck analyzing that one.

    • @ElMoShApPiNeSs
      @ElMoShApPiNeSs Před 8 lety

      These are fucking with two people. They explicitly said one person.

    • @robpegler6545
      @robpegler6545 Před 8 lety +5

      Thingsandstuff True. Although Down to Earth (which is a remake of Heaven Can Wait) is about a guy who's just died, having his soul transferred into the body of someone else who's just died. So not "two people swapping bodies" so much as "one person becomes a different person".

    • @ki11bunny
      @ki11bunny Před 8 lety +3

      Rob Pegler Yip mine fits because of a technicality. It's technically correct, the best kind of correct.

  • @TheBlackDeck
    @TheBlackDeck Před 8 lety +36

    omg a new one! omg omg omg!

  • @jamessanders7315
    @jamessanders7315 Před 8 lety

    I have never subscribed to anything. But I have sincerely enjoyed all of your After Hours videos and subscribed to your channel. You guys (actors/writers) make me so happy and keep me chuckling. Thank you for the new video, like the others, it was great. That includes your Today's Topic and others. The diversity of the characters and ideas you speak about are terrific. Especially the artwork and animation flashed in. I love watching these videos as I enjoy dinner. (That is a complement coming from me because if I am not eating with my family, I typically watch my favorite television show or movie during my dinner.)I look forward to more After Hours in the future. Thanks for the fun and hilarious videos and your articles. You are great.

  • @fysh44
    @fysh44 Před 4 lety

    Man I miss this channel this series and the cracked website and crew. After hours was my favorite.

  • @rubyellis2230
    @rubyellis2230 Před 8 lety +6

    Anyone else see the milk carton with the "Missing: Dan O'Br-" at 4:30. Now I'm not saying Dan body-swapped, but...

  • @stevenhess8978
    @stevenhess8978 Před 8 lety +3

    Since the topic is more of a general "person this age gets put into a body of a different age" an interesting topic to bring to the table is the book Old Man's War in which a senior citizen (You have to be at least 65 to give DNA samples) gets put not only into a 25-ish body but a 25-ish super body. The focus of the story isn't at all about someone old being young again but it's an interesting thing to think about (in the book the first thing they all do is have sex like wild rabbits which seems reasonable for the average person to do if they are suddenly go from old to young and super fit).

  • @Calcint
    @Calcint Před 8 lety

    New After Hours :D This is my favorite Cracked franchise

  • @user-tf8dr2ud2k
    @user-tf8dr2ud2k Před 8 lety

    It is 7:16 pm here and this was really great and please catch up on some sleep. Take care!

  • @snugglyface7834
    @snugglyface7834 Před 7 lety +7

    "look at this f$*ing kid on the milk"
    i love these guys

  • @MoeMentos
    @MoeMentos Před 8 lety +43

    Dang, Dan, did you really eat that spunky-spooned sprinkly choco-sugar bowl? Because you really got salty at the end there.

  • @AndroidOO3
    @AndroidOO3 Před 7 lety

    I've rewatched all of these like 4 times. So much fun.

  • @julcaos
    @julcaos Před 8 lety

    You guys are the MOST creative group of interesting, intelligent and out of the "norm" perspective of people i´ve seen on youtube...
    Awesome...
    Keep it up...

  • @soccergurl26598
    @soccergurl26598 Před 8 lety +3

    Why is no one talking about Dans face on the missing milk cartoon at 4:30 lol

  • @FallotFilms
    @FallotFilms Před 8 lety +3

    0:39 "Children are stupid. That's why they're smaller. You have to earn the mass you take up in the world" best quote from this series

  • @lucassmith4524
    @lucassmith4524 Před 5 lety +2

    This is a classic episode. This is one of those shows that you binge watch because you simply can’t not binge watch.

  • @sdowns77
    @sdowns77 Před 8 lety

    So good. thanks for your contribution to this subject

  • @crazykenna
    @crazykenna Před 8 lety +19

    I really like 13 Going on 30 ... Yep. Wow. That's upsetting.

    • @malcomchase9777
      @malcomchase9777 Před 8 lety +9

      +crazykenna That one was the biggest stretch in the video. Anytime magic appears in a movie you can say "This is not real, the character is imagining it" but that's lazy.
      The first two were alright, though.

    • @MJsPepsihair
      @MJsPepsihair Před 8 lety +1

      eh, they stretched a lot there

    • @crazykenna
      @crazykenna Před 8 lety +8

      Malcom Chase It's not the literal interpretation of magical realism in that movie that I found upsetting upon reflection, it's the problematic message of the man she courts falling in love with the childhood version of her that he never really got over - even when he was just about to marry another woman. That's pretty regressive and upsetting, don't you think?

    • @malcomchase9777
      @malcomchase9777 Před 8 lety +3

      crazykenna When you put it that way, yeah, that's pretty bad. And not much of a stretch at all.
      I mean, he is still crushing on her after all those years. Damn, that's depressing now...

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 Před 8 lety

      +crazykenna Yeah...weird!!! *shivers!* Now, I'm never gonna look at 13 Going on 30, the same way again because of this video. :(

  • @christiancorona8617
    @christiancorona8617 Před 8 lety +8

    why does he have a carton of milk in a RESTAURANT??? people never get a whole carton for customers. they give it to u by glass.

    • @timlepo7080
      @timlepo7080 Před 8 lety +4

      I always buy entire cow. First you milk it and then you eat it.

    • @allisondoak9425
      @allisondoak9425 Před 8 lety +2

      +christian corona in high school I used to sometimes buy 2 litre bottles of milk at lunch time for a gag (because I was a super cool kid) and then took it with me to where ever we were going to eat. I never got kicked out for it. One time at McDonald's I finished it took it up to the drink dispenser thing and filled it with Fanta after washing it out with coke zero and the employees didn't even react. The lesson being people who work in shit holes aren't payed enough to care about rules

    • @christiancorona8617
      @christiancorona8617 Před 8 lety

      they are mammals...

    • @DawnViolet
      @DawnViolet Před 8 lety +2

      I think purely for the joke of Dan being a missing child on the milk carton. it's a set up. no logic to it

  • @grayfoxstp
    @grayfoxstp Před 4 lety

    Loved IT!!!!! Keep up the good work

  • @funnysmile12325
    @funnysmile12325 Před 8 lety

    I love after hours!! Please focus on making more of those! :D

  • @taekinuru2
    @taekinuru2 Před 8 lety +3

    More important is the horrifying discovery that magic exists and it is malevolent and stupidly easy to be affected by. Once you open the 'a fairground gypsy booth thing can morph my body into an adult' can of worms... Where's the limit? You're going to be forever terrified of wizards suddenly appearing. Monsters probably exist. The world is suddenly a scary, scary place.

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy Před 8 lety

      +Hadras Vorshoth You're hired

    • @taekinuru2
      @taekinuru2 Před 8 lety

      I would totally work for Cracked if they'd hire me. Experience in administration, hobbyist writer, 25, know far too much about Disney cartoons.
      I suspect they're not interested though.

  • @Imbor3dk
    @Imbor3dk Před 6 lety +8

    Childhood me wanted to read books . I'm a nerd lol

  • @spikelithius122
    @spikelithius122 Před rokem +1

    Im rewatching all of these episodes again. Still just as funny as my first time

  • @mrborisak
    @mrborisak Před 8 lety

    keep up the good work cracked

  • @smellyderpface
    @smellyderpface Před 8 lety +4

    is that star from sourcefed in the background?

  • @emmethefangirl8785
    @emmethefangirl8785 Před 6 lety +6

    The only movie I've ever watched where there was body switching was Kimi no Na Wa, or in English, Your Name

  • @ggritmon
    @ggritmon Před 8 lety

    This was a great episode, thanks guys (and girl)

  • @dawxlf2176
    @dawxlf2176 Před 8 lety

    After hours videos are what I first watched when I found this channel I love them and the people in them make more please