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  • @TBH-nu2so
    @TBH-nu2so Před 3 lety +9491

    I’m 90% sure the 3rd lung is just for yelling longer.

    • @ninja6245-real
      @ninja6245-real Před 3 lety +252

      Probably

    • @ShapeshifterOS
      @ShapeshifterOS Před 3 lety +483

      Third lung is for filtering toxic atmosphere. Nothing like a breath of miasma in the morning!

    • @Gojimon630
      @Gojimon630 Před 2 lety +97

      The math checks out

    • @user-xb1wh5mt4l
      @user-xb1wh5mt4l Před 2 lety +72

      Asta Roth When a Harlequin stabs someone, the needle thing shoots a coiled "monofilament" wire which twists in the wound, causing extreme cutting damage to the internal organs.

    • @funnyswangoosething5088
      @funnyswangoosething5088 Před 2 lety +88

      Have you seen some Chapter’s battle cries? Literally some of them are full sentences.

  • @thepolitegamer1966
    @thepolitegamer1966 Před 3 lety +7824

    “We aren’t racist, we hate everyone equally”
    -Space Marine

    • @samfire3067
      @samfire3067 Před 3 lety +181

      Imperion: we hate heretics and xenos. Doesn't matter who.

    • @defintely-not-toast7611
      @defintely-not-toast7611 Před 3 lety +156

      Can’t be racist if you hate everyone

    • @Butter_Warrior99
      @Butter_Warrior99 Před 3 lety +116

      Can't be racist if you destroyed the concept of race, because the Emperor said it was, [C R I N G E]

    • @martinjonasson5026
      @martinjonasson5026 Před 3 lety +56

      Except people of our own race.
      And faith.
      And loyalty.
      And who are identical to us in every way.

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill Před 3 lety +43

      I mean it's the human species. it's not racist to hate eldar or orks. it'd be species-ist, I guess. But not racist.

  • @thudlite4319
    @thudlite4319 Před 2 lety +802

    Fun fact: Orks are so unintelligent that their weapons only work because they have a gestalt psychic field that causes their weapons to work because they believe that the weapons work. When cracked open by several Mechanicus, even the vehicles are just random metal pieces welded onto four wheels that even the Mechanicus couldn’t figure out how to start.

    • @crows_are_superior4464
      @crows_are_superior4464 Před rokem +147

      To be fair the mechanicus doesn’t even know how their own shit works

    • @MyLifeIsAFrickingMess_MRPOLSKA
      @MyLifeIsAFrickingMess_MRPOLSKA Před 10 měsíci +100

      The Mechanicus is the equivalent of inheriting a load of shit from your dad. The Orks do what they can with what they got and what they got is metal pipes and hope. And by god its all they need

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Před 10 měsíci +40

      They have rolldown windows so they can preform drive-by's on enemy spacecraft

    • @galomir833
      @galomir833 Před 8 měsíci +57

      Remember that they don’t use communication device to speak from SPACE ship to space ship
      They just have an ork that speak REALLY LOUD
      Somehow that work SOMEHOW
      Same for breathing in a vacuum
      As long a they don’t know they can’t, they can do it

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Před 8 měsíci +16

      @@galomir833 they have windows that roll down incase they want to do a drive by on a passing space ship

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 Před rokem +581

    What’s hilarious about the Orcs is that they’re only brainless right now (outside the leader in a mech suit) is because they’ve only been fighting each other; they get smarter the more they fight other people, for long periods of time, because they learn more and more. So, therefore, if you keep fighting them, they will inevitably get smarter.

    • @MrOiram46
      @MrOiram46 Před rokem +66

      All fun and games until they start returning to *KRORK* 💀

    • @adamshafeeq8685
      @adamshafeeq8685 Před rokem +29

      It's kinda like "never played the tutorial and hope you learn as you go"

    • @1nva0er55
      @1nva0er55 Před rokem +21

      ​@@MrOiram46Mfw a single Krork would make a Primarch, daemon or otherwise, shit their power armour.

    • @slappybio1686
      @slappybio1686 Před rokem +7

      Dont forget that they are also Mushroom people (I am not even kidding)

    • @someopinionateddirt6561
      @someopinionateddirt6561 Před 10 měsíci +4

      So hypothetically, is it possible for the Orks to get so smart you could start having trade deals with them?

  • @Colleywoodstudios
    @Colleywoodstudios Před 4 lety +6873

    "Are the humans the good guys?" "LEGALLY i am required to say yes..."

    • @baconvideo8413
      @baconvideo8413 Před 4 lety +261

      Sean Grant
      I might be a heretic, but at least I can’t get sick. Mainly because I already have every disease ever made, but eh, it could be worse.

    • @b2crazyeye
      @b2crazyeye Před 4 lety +120

      Baconshark PURGE THE NURGLITE

    • @Alertacobra12
      @Alertacobra12 Před 4 lety +56

      Careful, you're starting to sound like a heretic

    • @stealthynaxo
      @stealthynaxo Před 4 lety +30

      @@baconvideo8413 not true. If they keep mutating, they are considereda new sickness.

    • @vladimirdragonov3138
      @vladimirdragonov3138 Před 4 lety +19

      The law requires I say yes

  • @wazzu4488
    @wazzu4488 Před 4 lety +3459

    "Or belong to a different religion."
    Me: _Laughs in Adeptus Mechanicus_

    • @kevinmayfield6182
      @kevinmayfield6182 Před 4 lety +67

      Jofish The best beeps and boops.

    • @brendoncabral6433
      @brendoncabral6433 Před 4 lety +9

      Or you can just be hear to eat shit and dip like the nids

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 Před 4 lety +56

      Didn't Big E convince them he was the Omnissiah?

    • @kaeosfactory
      @kaeosfactory Před 4 lety +10

      101010101010101! “1”1-11..0” 1..0” 1=“0”1\||\|’1’ !

    • @viperanaf
      @viperanaf Před 4 lety +21

      omnissiah be praised

  • @_0_0___
    @_0_0___ Před rokem +447

    "I don't know how they can roll with that much armor" says badger, but I'm over here like "they have a *jetpack* and their armor is fairly rounded, making it easier to roll"

    • @lastgengamers1137
      @lastgengamers1137 Před rokem

      Your logic smells of heresy

    • @SchwarzSchwertkampfer
      @SchwarzSchwertkampfer Před rokem +7

      Race an Species are 2 different things.
      The Space marine is right. Literally.
      I do not like spiders, or any other type of animal neither that tries to eat me; that makes me normal, not a racist.
      The same applies to the space marine interactions with xenos.

    • @darthcerebus
      @darthcerebus Před rokem +21

      It's less "Rolling" and more "Falling forward all the way back around"

    • @yasuowindrunner895
      @yasuowindrunner895 Před rokem +6

      @@darthcerebus "falling forward all the way around" so in other words rolling...

    • @fionfee
      @fionfee Před rokem

      WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH

  • @sentane8031
    @sentane8031 Před rokem +126

    The story still made sense, that Blood Angel was clearly falling to his blood rage so they sent him on a suicide mission to back up some Ultramarines, unluckily for Dante it appears the Ultramarine plot armour extended to said Blood Angel

    • @baileysmith2999
      @baileysmith2999 Před 8 měsíci

      😆

    • @wf1675
      @wf1675 Před 8 měsíci +4

      operation hijack the warlord titan is a go SPACE MARIENS

    • @Sgtgump9873
      @Sgtgump9873 Před 2 měsíci +1

      That marine is a blood raven

  • @thepolitegamer1966
    @thepolitegamer1966 Před 3 lety +5518

    “I can’t be racist to a race that doesn’t exist.”
    -Space Marine
    Edit: Huh, neat

    • @eliavi3251
      @eliavi3251 Před 3 lety +69

      Freezer be like.

    • @Raeinok
      @Raeinok Před 3 lety +40

      @@eliavi3251 Have you ever heard about the planet Vegeta?

    • @eliavi3251
      @eliavi3251 Před 3 lety +32

      @@Raeinok Planet Vegeta?

    • @Dean123123100
      @Dean123123100 Před 3 lety +8

      @@eliavi3251 dragon ball

    • @eliavi3251
      @eliavi3251 Před 3 lety +25

      @@Dean123123100 That's the joke.

  • @Torque_Mk1
    @Torque_Mk1 Před 2 lety +1920

    Can't wait for Mark Strong to say his first lines in the sequel:
    "Shut the fuck up Leandros.
    For the Emperor!"

    • @creaturetransylvania8943
      @creaturetransylvania8943 Před 2 lety +49

      He will not be the voice for Titus in this one.

    • @GhostOfDamned
      @GhostOfDamned Před 2 lety +9

      That would be funny

    • @HyperFlame64V1
      @HyperFlame64V1 Před 2 lety +1

      @@creaturetransylvania8943 Is that Confirmed or you pullin' Heretical Bullshit out the ass??

    • @pututunik8748
      @pututunik8748 Před 2 lety +47

      @@HyperFlame64V1 don't worry brother, the person might be different but the gene is still there

    • @Hillwatch
      @Hillwatch Před 2 lety +9

      It’s Rollo from Vikings

  • @bobwalsh3751
    @bobwalsh3751 Před 2 měsíci +26

    Ah yes the four weapons of a true Space Marine:
    1: Primary
    2: Secondary
    3: Long Range, and
    4: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK😂

  • @eddie_the_underlord_cow3459
    @eddie_the_underlord_cow3459 Před 3 měsíci +26

    Ah yes the space marines take their healing knowledge from the ultimate space marine, Doomguy (Doomguy was a marine. He was in space. Therefore Doomguy is a space marine)

  • @Butter_Warrior99
    @Butter_Warrior99 Před 3 lety +5451

    And this is my introduction into Warhammer 40k, never forget your first.

  • @michaellyons4621
    @michaellyons4621 Před 4 lety +4771

    0:43
    “The only thing between us and them are the Space Marines”
    Cries in Imperial Guardsmen.

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty Před rokem +111

    "Nobody likes the Tau because nobody likes dumb space communists."
    You had me on the "not liking them" side at the name alone, that later bit is just icing on the "Duty Reporting" cake.

    • @HPWRussio
      @HPWRussio Před 7 měsíci +6

      Funny that Tau are not clearly Communists. Because real Communism destroy any castes and stratums, but Tau has so much castes like Earth, Fire, Air and etc

    • @lastmanstanding5423
      @lastmanstanding5423 Před 22 dny +2

      @@HPWRussio I found an unironic _"real communism has never been tried"_ redditor

    • @theregalproletariat
      @theregalproletariat Před 13 dny +3

      @@lastmanstanding5423 No, that is Marx's definition.
      Socialism (has been tried): Public ownership of the means of production
      Communism (next step, has not been tried): That + abolishing social classes, money, and the state.

    • @lastmanstanding5423
      @lastmanstanding5423 Před 10 dny

      @@theregalproletariat found another one :)

    • @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw
      @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw Před 10 dny

      That's not what he was talking about, but ok. Found the braindead NCD poster​@@lastmanstanding5423

  • @C-OCEAN
    @C-OCEAN Před 2 lety +12

    The 3 basic ways to replenish health in games:
    1. Drink potions or pickup health packs.
    2. Naturally heal.
    3. *K I L L*

  • @existentialdread7081
    @existentialdread7081 Před 3 lety +1848

    Leandros: The Codex Astartes does not support this action.
    Black Templar: Are they talking about a fucking book?!

    • @tamkin007
      @tamkin007 Před 3 lety +71

      Dark Angels draws sword you mentioned a book?

    • @The_Light0001
      @The_Light0001 Před 3 lety +81

      WELL I CAN'T READ! **BURNS CODEX ASTARTES** JUST ROAST MY FLAMES!

    • @kreigguardsman3355
      @kreigguardsman3355 Před 3 lety +15

      What are books

    • @BigTylt
      @BigTylt Před 2 lety +29

      Blood Raven: *MINE*

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 Před 2 lety +28

      Black Templar: **[Screams in illiteracy]**

  • @Centoriun
    @Centoriun Před 3 lety +5096

    “The only thing standing between us and them: space marines”
    The planet broke... before the guard did

  • @brotherarcturus.4015
    @brotherarcturus.4015 Před 2 lety +20

    “How does it feel to serve a dying imperium guardsman”
    “Euphoric”

  • @justinharrison6807
    @justinharrison6807 Před 2 lety +23

    I literally just realized that there is a GODDAMN WARLORD TITAN on the planet and thats why it is strategic value absolute.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 Před 6 dny

      Considering just one of those is a war winner, it makes sense they'd fight for it

  • @starred1096
    @starred1096 Před 5 lety +10688

    Technically Aliens aren't a race, they're a species.
    So the Imperium in fact IS NOT racist.

    • @geegeetomlinson2316
      @geegeetomlinson2316 Před 5 lety +270

      eh isn't "race" more a non-scientific term anyway? aren't the scientific terms like, "genus", "kingdom" and "species"?
      It doesn't seem right to split hairs on a word that has no clear scientific use.

    • @P4N70M1M3H0R53
      @P4N70M1M3H0R53 Před 5 lety +387

      race is specifically subdividing the same genus and species so technically they are just xenophobes. which i mean is kinda like being racist towards every other species in existence

    • @novasolarius8763
      @novasolarius8763 Před 5 lety +148

      @@P4N70M1M3H0R53 that's not racism though. That's... uh... something else, probably.

    • @maverick5640
      @maverick5640 Před 5 lety +359

      @@P4N70M1M3H0R53 DID YOU JUST ACCUSE US OF FEARING XENOS

    • @lokikinch
      @lokikinch Před 5 lety +7

      JAZZYLEE RACER ha haaaaa

  • @TheAxleRaider
    @TheAxleRaider Před 3 lety +1945

    Doom eternal: religious purging
    Space marines: very religious purging

    • @petepeterson5917
      @petepeterson5917 Před 2 lety +181

      I'm 90% sure Doomguy could fit right in with the Space marines.

    • @timeforgottenprince8271
      @timeforgottenprince8271 Před 2 lety +194

      @@petepeterson5917 And the Imperium would welcome him with open arms after seeing his hatred for demons.

    • @Ciaramae7
      @Ciaramae7 Před 2 lety +94

      DOOMguy: finally a fandom like mine

    • @ammarsalim1185
      @ammarsalim1185 Před 2 lety +19

      For the Emperor!

    • @Ciaramae7
      @Ciaramae7 Před 2 lety +15

      @@ammarsalim1185wait im christian damn.

  • @MG-Makes
    @MG-Makes Před rokem +73

    Can't wait for a badger Darktide video

  • @chaplainfatty
    @chaplainfatty Před rokem +11

    13:14 I shouldn't have laughed so hard at that

  • @Vollification
    @Vollification Před 2 lety +4691

    The story makes a lot more sense when you play as a Blood Raven.
    Purge heretics and grab anything that isn't welded to the floor.

    • @gordita6845
      @gordita6845 Před 2 lety +237

      not like we can't take those too

    • @Crimson_Sun2486
      @Crimson_Sun2486 Před 2 lety +176

      @@gordita6845 the heretics or the floor?

    • @Ian-wn5lc
      @Ian-wn5lc Před 2 lety +224

      @@Crimson_Sun2486 yes.

    • @Crimson_Sun2486
      @Crimson_Sun2486 Před 2 lety +192

      @@Ian-wn5lc can't have shit in this 41st millennium

    • @speedwagon5314
      @speedwagon5314 Před 2 lety +119

      if you cant grab the things welded to the floor, you grab the floor instead.

  • @Burkutace27
    @Burkutace27 Před 4 lety +3731

    "Is that wise, Captain? The space book says this is bad."
    "Well I can't read!!!"

    • @ian5437
      @ian5437 Před 4 lety +121

      READING IS HERESY, PURGE MY EYES IN HOLY FLAME!

    • @davo_9673
      @davo_9673 Před 4 lety +69

      Space book say this is bad
      "No"~book

    • @a1z158
      @a1z158 Před 4 lety +25

      @@davo_9673 I don't know why but this is the funniest thing I've seen all day

    • @inkedseahear
      @inkedseahear Před 4 lety +55

      The virgin Ultramarine:
      -Blueberry smurf
      -Reads and follows the Codex like a nerd
      -Gets taught with other Neophytes
      The Chad Black Templar:
      -On an eternal crusade
      -Doesn't follow the Codex because he can't read
      -Gets schooled by a Black Templar
      -Hates all Xenos, mutants, and heretical SUCH AS YOU HERETIC!

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 Před 4 lety +5

      RaPtorteAm including themselves because they are mutants, besides everyone knows that the black templars are dorn’s rebellious teenage sons

  • @thenerdbeast7375
    @thenerdbeast7375 Před 5 měsíci +6

    Remember, it isn't racism if they are a different _species._

  • @BurritoInTheMist
    @BurritoInTheMist Před 2 lety +19

    "ENGAGING WARP SPIDER."
    ...
    "AAAAHhhhh, A WARP SPIDER." has such a good delivery that it kills me every time.

  • @spamreciever4208
    @spamreciever4208 Před 4 lety +2296

    "How does it feel to get krumped by a member of your own race?"
    That's literally the Orks favorite thing in the Universe

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 Před 4 lety +162

      Second most favourite thing. Their most favourite thing is when they are the ones krumping

    • @fredfredburger5150
      @fredfredburger5150 Před 4 lety +53

      There's literally a part in the game where you encounter a bunch of orks happily fighting each other.

    • @darkherculeskabuterimon7203
      @darkherculeskabuterimon7203 Před 4 lety +3

      This comment currently has 666 likes.
      I like that, but if I do then the perfection is ruined.

    • @tw12358
      @tw12358 Před 3 lety +9

      Umies is to soft space mines is to soft ork is just right

    • @Miscelanou
      @Miscelanou Před 3 lety +3

      @@tw12358 noooo they love space marines

  • @internetzenmaster8952
    @internetzenmaster8952 Před 6 lety +3424

    Fun fact: Everything about how the Orks act in Space Marine is 100 percent in canon with 40k Ork lore.
    *Especially the parts about teamkilling.*

    • @thatone7589
      @thatone7589 Před 5 lety +70

      the ork truly are the best

    • @John2r1
      @John2r1 Před 5 lety +181

      Orks also spend more time fighting each other than they do fighting other races.

    • @Rawnblade13
      @Rawnblade13 Před 5 lety +138

      @@John2r1 Thank the Emperor for that, cause if they ever united, the entire galaxy would be overrun by the green tide!

    • @John2r1
      @John2r1 Před 5 lety +51

      @@Rawnblade13 Yep . The Nids are enough of a pain to deal with without all the Orks uniting under one war boss. That would be well were all dead .

    • @zipherdias420
      @zipherdias420 Před 5 lety +20

      @Raven Brown Do you mean like, a WAAAAH!!...SHHH, no, that is legend.

  • @Shadowgod1633
    @Shadowgod1633 Před rokem +6

    0:13 is just perfect. I need this as a ringtone

  • @wildeyeszach4023
    @wildeyeszach4023 Před rokem +11

    4 years later these videos were my gateway drug into Warhammer 40k

  • @MacKnight
    @MacKnight Před 5 lety +3629

    Why a warlord titan is ABSOLUTE.
    1. Few forge worlds can actually build the damn thing.
    2. Those that can, takes least 80-100 years to make ONE.
    3. They are city breakers and siege platforms. They are useful on the battlefield.
    4. Most titans in general, are hundreds, thousands of years old. They Sometimes wage war to recover a fallen titan from a planet because rebuild one takes less time then making a new one. Despite the possibly millions of dead in the recovery... Welcome to Warhammer 40.000.

    • @philipslice6273
      @philipslice6273 Před 5 lety +721

      So, tldr for this comment is...
      STRATEGIC VALUE ABSOLUTE

    • @casualcgrain7835
      @casualcgrain7835 Před 5 lety +228

      tldr delay the exterminatus until AFTER the warlord titan is secure.

    • @igorwojtyna2158
      @igorwojtyna2158 Před 5 lety +98

      1000 000 milion planets with 10 000 000 000 people living on ea h one of them with such Numbers u really Dont care about a few hundred thousand

    • @igorwojtyna2158
      @igorwojtyna2158 Před 5 lety +167

      Also i love that the first response to an invasion was exterminatus

    • @comradeshadles4967
      @comradeshadles4967 Před 5 lety +18

      Thank you honorable brother

  • @carton5235
    @carton5235 Před 3 lety +3113

    Bagjur: "whats the only thing defending us from them?"
    Me: "the countless sacrifices of the imperial guard?"
    Bubger: "SPACE MARINES"

  • @arcsoned1112
    @arcsoned1112 Před 2 lety +3

    Fun fact about 40k: Did you know that orks have the power to think of anything and it will come true? The only problem is that they don’t know about that.

    • @ireallycant4416
      @ireallycant4416 Před 2 lety +1

      the orks is the reason that im alive.. its just impossible

  • @falliblecrowdstudio4018
    @falliblecrowdstudio4018 Před 2 lety +3

    Crack is Whack. 13:31
    (That scene always laugh me out loud so hard! XD)

  • @obliviangamer2319
    @obliviangamer2319 Před 2 lety +1852

    Cadian: *Introduces herself*
    Badger's Marine: IT IS THE BANEBLADE
    Everyone else: *awkward silence*
    Sidonus: So...You were in command?

    • @Boringspy
      @Boringspy Před 2 lety +182

      Cadian: My lord, are you alright?
      Sidonus: Oh don’t mind him. He’s been at this for centuries and he’s starting to get dementia

    • @Scoutman4296
      @Scoutman4296 Před 2 lety +123

      ENGAGING WARP SPIDER
      AHH, A WARP SPIDER

    • @androxtempest3913
      @androxtempest3913 Před rokem +57

      Sidonus: i...see my lord is he really mentality to be fighting in this battle
      Cadian: he does this all the time but hes very effective at his job

    • @AmarBalta
      @AmarBalta Před 9 měsíci +1

      Something Something crack is whack

    • @arthaswilliams9414
      @arthaswilliams9414 Před 6 měsíci +2

      ​@@Scoutman4296 it sounds like he forgot about the warp spider after saying that

  • @maciekgrodzinski9133
    @maciekgrodzinski9133 Před 5 lety +1618

    "Blood Ravens didnt stole anything."
    Have you noticed that after they landed, the titan suddenly disappeared?

    • @silverbolt67
      @silverbolt67 Před 5 lety +153

      Wait wha?! THOSE BLOODY MAGPIES

    • @lokikinch
      @lokikinch Před 5 lety +30

      Maciek Grodziński it never left the manofactorum and after leaving the manofactorum you go STRAIGHT TO THE SPIRE

    • @MartaTzu
      @MartaTzu Před 5 lety +69

      @@lokikinch So, it is stolen or not stolen until you can check it again, which is ulikely to happen. The Shroedinger titan.

    • @JordanSmith-yi3ji
      @JordanSmith-yi3ji Před 5 lety +73

      @Julian Monette The Blood Ravens rode in on a Ultramarine Thunderhawk (is that what they're called?), so that was stolen too. With the Ultramarines still inside.

    • @MrEvan312
      @MrEvan312 Před 5 lety +48

      Just because the Blood Ravens didn't steal it right away doesn't mean they didn't come back later with something big enough to move it.

  • @thegooddoctor8787
    @thegooddoctor8787 Před měsícem +2

    “The only thing between us and them are the Space Marines."
    Guardsmen, Adeptis Mechanis, Sisters of Battle, and the Death Korps of Krieg: *are we a joke to you?*

  • @MarkMark-yr4xq
    @MarkMark-yr4xq Před 9 měsíci +6

    This is the video that got me into Warhammer 40K.

  • @minigamer1967
    @minigamer1967 Před 5 lety +762

    "The enemies ARE the health kits!"
    DOOM Slayer: 👍

    • @nowhere474
      @nowhere474 Před 4 lety +11

      Doom Slayer FEARS SLY MARBO!!!

    • @JustLetMeUseNPC
      @JustLetMeUseNPC Před 4 lety +12

      DOOM LOVES THAT!

    • @kamchatmonk
      @kamchatmonk Před 4 lety +24

      DOOM Slayer would fit right in with W40k.

    • @krysc3278
      @krysc3278 Před 4 lety +7

      @@nowhere474 more than fear, i think it would be a mutual respect, both are unstopable forces of nature too angries to die.

    • @convoy034
      @convoy034 Před 4 lety +5

      DOOM Slayer: I approve this

  • @brittlespy9083
    @brittlespy9083 Před 4 lety +459

    I was told the best way to explain 40K to a new comer is just to say "You decided to side with the space Nazis because Cthulhu was kinda scary"

    • @Madheim777
      @Madheim777 Před 3 lety +47

      and the best thing is that isnt inaccurate at all X'D

    • @fieldmarshalrommel9495
      @fieldmarshalrommel9495 Před 3 lety +11

      Best way to say it

    • @gipsydanger5802
      @gipsydanger5802 Před 3 lety +8

      the black templars do have a cross

    • @Flaxdosh
      @Flaxdosh Před 3 lety +10

      Space romans to be exact

    • @thedoctor8527
      @thedoctor8527 Před 3 lety +5

      Or better yet just u screaming for the emperor for a couple hours while slaughtering other species that arent u

  • @junioralvarenga4028
    @junioralvarenga4028 Před rokem +2

    It funny how badger puts glide by stephen walking while making a massacre at 5:28.

  • @RailgunGoBoomBoom
    @RailgunGoBoomBoom Před rokem +2

    Space marine: *smacks a goblin sized ork*
    Goblin sized ork: *becomes fine red mist*

  • @kadiyamsrikar9565
    @kadiyamsrikar9565 Před 3 lety +365

    My favorite scene
    Nerdy space marine : "CODEX ASTARTES doesn't support this action "
    Blood Marine : "Shut the f**k up , Leonardes
    " FOR THE EMPRAH"

  • @avocadotoast6369
    @avocadotoast6369 Před 3 lety +1161

    "What's the only thing defending US from THEM? Space Marines! :D"
    *cries in ceaseless slaughter of Astra Militarum*

    • @Storiaron
      @Storiaron Před 2 lety +107

      "How does it feel to get krumped by a member of your own race?"
      Astra militarum cries even harder

    • @Voltboy1449
      @Voltboy1449 Před 2 lety +16

      FOR THE EMPRA

    • @l0singzanity1
      @l0singzanity1 Před rokem +31

      *They held the line for 10,000 years!*

    • @kreigguardsman3355
      @kreigguardsman3355 Před rokem +31

      The planet cracked before the guard did

    • @theeyeofodin4414
      @theeyeofodin4414 Před rokem +13

      Astra Mili-what now? You're in the Imperial Guard now, son

  • @London688
    @London688 Před rokem +2

    "Hippity Hoppity, Where the f--- is my property." - Random Blood Raven 2023 ( 13:15 )

  • @hiddenbladestudios7248
    @hiddenbladestudios7248 Před rokem +9

    Can’t wait for the sequel video,
    FOR THE EMPERORRRRRRRRRRRR

  • @strikerecho2592
    @strikerecho2592 Před 2 lety +5619

    Finds out a sequel to this game has been announced: FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

  • @ryanmorris6755
    @ryanmorris6755 Před 5 lety +1584

    "Second Leftenant Mira, 203rd Cadian Regiment."
    "IT IS THE BANEBLADE."

  • @kjon1475
    @kjon1475 Před 2 lety +9

    Why do I get the feeling that the Doom Slayer would fit right in with these guys.

    • @Novictus
      @Novictus Před rokem +2

      Doom Guy is an honorary Space Marine

  • @notsuretbh7215
    @notsuretbh7215 Před 2 lety +3

    Honestly I think Badgers 30 second description of 40k is one of the best summations I've ever heard

  • @commissaryarrick9939
    @commissaryarrick9939 Před 4 lety +1521

    Russian badger: the only defense is space marines
    Guardsmen: am I a joke to you?

  • @imv_3641
    @imv_3641 Před 6 lety +5268

    99% Casualty rate. *Victory*

  • @darthultraman4463
    @darthultraman4463 Před rokem +6

    This commentary is the one of the funniest I've ever watched. I literally couldn't stop laughing for twenty minutes

  • @shebibscreations8544
    @shebibscreations8544 Před 2 lety +5

    He’s having way too much fun in these clips

  • @florbsstreampile6802
    @florbsstreampile6802 Před 6 lety +783

    Marines : STOP RESISTING!!!
    Space Marines : STOP EXISTING!!!

    • @darrianweathington1923
      @darrianweathington1923 Před 5 lety +41

      Da Juhasch "welcome to the grim darkness of the future, fun isn't allowed, happiness is banned peace doesn't exist, and *THERE IS ONLY WAR!* "
      Sounds like games workshop knew Trump was going to be president

    • @Airguardian
      @Airguardian Před 5 lety +3

      True Space Marines: CEASE.

    • @KraNisOG
      @KraNisOG Před 5 lety +7

      @@darrianweathington1923 wot?

    • @gamingwolf4423
      @gamingwolf4423 Před 5 lety +9

      Borg: resistance is futile
      Space marines: existing is futile

    • @majormajorasic
      @majormajorasic Před 5 lety +1

      @@darrianweathington1923 Now do the motto from the Ork's perspective.

  • @NemesisRose
    @NemesisRose Před 2 lety +770

    This game is getting a sequel and I really hope Badger plays it when it comes out

  • @paleipr696
    @paleipr696 Před 6 měsíci +1

    The fact that I know most of the lines in the space marine voice is credit to how many times I have watched this video, almost comforting

  • @hwkperq6539
    @hwkperq6539 Před rokem +1

    Other villains going on a monologue about how their sister died when they were five years old and they're going to destroy the world. Grimskull: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

  • @starflarethewizard1490
    @starflarethewizard1490 Před 3 lety +945

    “Hippity, hoppity, where the f**k is my property?” and “Something, something... Crack is whack.” are possibly now my two favorite lines of all time.

  • @alteredbeast7145
    @alteredbeast7145 Před 3 lety +1505

    "Dumbass weaboo space commys" is actually a fairly accurate summation of the Tau. Also, fun Astarte power is they can see peoples memories by eating them.

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary Před 3 lety +77

      I mean Tau literally had Gundams

    • @davidmiller9485
      @davidmiller9485 Před 3 lety +106

      some can... some of the geneseeds have degraded to the point that various chapters have lost certain abilities that were supposed to be common amongst all Space Marines. Acid Saliva is another one that is missing from some chapters. Also, just to be complete some chapter's geneseed has mutated to the environment from which that chapter gains it's recruits. The space wolves and salamanders are good examples of this.

    • @Dabluemoon93
      @Dabluemoon93 Před 3 lety +15

      Honestly tau look like fish people.

    • @picklestheomnipotent4535
      @picklestheomnipotent4535 Před 3 lety +31

      Just like weebs they have no idea how to use swords lol

    • @opusmagnus26
      @opusmagnus26 Před 3 lety +25

      From what I was told one time in VRChat during a PVP event or so, the correct term is "Weaboo Space Socialist". To that, I say "Weaboo Space Socialist-Communists" or "Weaboo Space Communist-Socialists". I kind of like the Tau. They're the first race I picked for my first DoW: Soulstorm campaign.

  • @willy_b_coyote
    @willy_b_coyote Před rokem +3

    Who’s back after the announcement that Henry Cavill is in charge of making live action 40k content?

  • @sadlyanuxtakustan8950
    @sadlyanuxtakustan8950 Před rokem +4

    This video was my first introduction to Warhammer and now I have spent more than $5000 on Warhammer miniatures. Help.

  • @bass-dc9175
    @bass-dc9175 Před 4 lety +1040

    "As you may have seen, it is shooting down all of our support vessels ..."
    "ENGAGING WARPSPIDER! AAAAAHH A WARPSPIDER!"
    Perfection

  • @HATVAULT
    @HATVAULT Před 3 lety +796

    "The enemies _ARE_ the health kits!"
    Doom Slayer: *You don't say?*

    • @captaingalaxy5265
      @captaingalaxy5265 Před 3 lety +30

      Warhammer is the OG Doom

    • @tairasoul.
      @tairasoul. Před 3 lety +49

      As someone who has played doom 2016 and will be playing doom eternal soon, the enemies are indeed just medkits.

    • @ninja6245-real
      @ninja6245-real Před 3 lety +24

      Cannon fodder? You mean living breathing ammo boxes?

    • @opusmagnus26
      @opusmagnus26 Před 3 lety +25

      @@ninja6245-real Both actually. You regain both health and ammo types via Glory Kills.

    • @pohja4552
      @pohja4552 Před 3 lety +6

      Check release dates broski

  • @casualrat1807
    @casualrat1807 Před 2 lety +10

    “I’m a lieutenant, all my squad is dead”
    Space marine “IT IS THE BANE BLADE!”

  • @Jonzerker15
    @Jonzerker15 Před 9 měsíci +2

    11:55
    even the glitches are badass

  • @explosiveanimator2368
    @explosiveanimator2368 Před 5 lety +992

    Imagine a space marine at school
    "how do you get to school"
    "pure rage"

  • @novasolarius8763
    @novasolarius8763 Před 4 lety +1172

    "Don't ask me how these characters roll in this much armour, it's a long story."
    The armour is basically a tiny mech. Done.

    • @theadministrator8704
      @theadministrator8704 Před 4 lety +82

      Nova Solarius it’s called the black carapace.. allowing the Astartes to fully interface with the suit... letting the marine feel what the armor is feeling...

    • @novasolarius8763
      @novasolarius8763 Před 4 lety +36

      @@theadministrator8704 That alone doesn't explain how they can roll in it. Marines are strong, but even they can't function that well when wearing such a heavy suit of armour without assistance.

    • @theadministrator8704
      @theadministrator8704 Před 4 lety +25

      Nova Solarius do you know what the black carapace is?

    • @novasolarius8763
      @novasolarius8763 Před 4 lety +13

      @@theadministrator8704 Yes. It's the implant that permits a Marine to interface with power armour.

    • @theadministrator8704
      @theadministrator8704 Před 4 lety +1

      Nova Solarius okay

  • @joeljohnston3390
    @joeljohnston3390 Před rokem +1

    “What’s the only thing defending us from them? SPACE MARINES.”
    *sobs in imperial guard, admech, battle sisters, custodes and KNIGHTS!*

  • @Amateurgamersedgie09
    @Amateurgamersedgie09 Před rokem +5

    I'm surprised TheRussianBadger hasn't done a video on darktide yet lol. It's utter chaos but fun lol

  • @Zerpderp0
    @Zerpderp0 Před 3 lety +332

    "What's the only thing guarding us from them?"
    A Guardsman with a flashlight. He has stood watch of man for millenia, his body the shield upon which the imperium of man hides beneath when the darkness stretches out before us

    • @darrenwang8879
      @darrenwang8879 Před 3 lety +16

      The sledgehammer of the Imperium! The undefeated wall of guns!

    • @kreigguardsman3355
      @kreigguardsman3355 Před 3 lety +5

      The planet beaches before the guard did

  • @MC_Grex
    @MC_Grex Před 5 lety +1355

    “Tune in next time where we make fun of the salamanders.”
    Still waiting on that badger.

    • @mattpelter
      @mattpelter Před 5 lety +81

      I just found this video and frantically searched for the “salamander” video because I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard at a WK40k video since Bruva Alfabusa’s If The Emperor Had A Text-to-Speech Device.

    • @MC_Grex
      @MC_Grex Před 5 lety +24

      @@mattpelter I know right? admittedly i had watched it when it came out but his best of 2018 reminded me of a promise that desperately needs to be fulfilled!

    • @Pumpkin42O
      @Pumpkin42O Před 5 lety +18

      He cant because you cant make fun of the guys so badass they sit in there base taking in radiation constantly

    • @joshuawittenberg8975
      @joshuawittenberg8975 Před 5 lety +28

      But Salamanders are the best chapter!

    • @christophermadsen1104
      @christophermadsen1104 Před 5 lety

      @@joshuawittenberg8975 no

  • @nigelthornberry3568
    @nigelthornberry3568 Před 2 lety +1

    Fun fact: Orks don't committed friendly fire unless they want too

  • @SuperLuis225
    @SuperLuis225 Před rokem +2

    I wish this game would've gotten re-release or had a special edition with the mutiplayer skis in campaign mode. I miss this game so much

  • @liamtaplin5091
    @liamtaplin5091 Před 3 lety +190

    The bolter used is a .998 Godwyn Pattern, which is a standard weapon for Space Marines (as much as anything involving Space Marines can be standard, anyway). It fires a .998 self-propelled explosive tipped round, which is roughly analogous to the 25x137mm round fired by the M242 Bushmaster chain gun, which is used most notably in the Bradley fighting vehicle

    • @HellbirdIV
      @HellbirdIV Před 2 lety +30

      The .998 does not refer to the calibre of the Bolter shell. That's a mistake Badger makes in the video: Space Marine Bolters are chambered in .75 calibre, with rounds measuring roughly 20x50mm, and the Imperium also has smaller .50 calibre bolters that can be used by ordinary humans.
      The .998 refers to the year the weapon was designed or implemented, the 998th year of an (unnamed) Millennium, possibly 998.M40, aka the year 39998.
      The HEAVY Bolter does fire '1 calibre' rounds, which would be closer to the Bushmaster's long 25mm.

    • @AremStefaniaK
      @AremStefaniaK Před 2 lety

      thought that was a 40mm bofors wat de hek

    • @idiocyincorporated7635
      @idiocyincorporated7635 Před 2 lety +9

      @@AremStefaniaK it's a purge rock that's sole purpose is to deliver the emperor's will. end of discussion.

    • @themanformerlyknownascomme777
      @themanformerlyknownascomme777 Před 2 lety +1

      @@AremStefaniaK I mean, in actual scale the Bolter is 60mm but in lore it's .75 caliber (20mm, .998 is 25mm)

    • @jackgeorge9478
      @jackgeorge9478 Před rokem +1

      Ok, ok, but, it’s still a big bullet

  • @aaaknowkneemoos4811
    @aaaknowkneemoos4811 Před 5 lety +1051

    "think of them as religion death fueled machines"
    well the emperor dislikes that

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 Před 5 lety +115

      All hail the Man-Emperor

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader Před 5 lety +46

      A religious death machine is harder to fight than a freaking Ork hord. The Faithful don't stop even in death!

    • @dr.vikyll7466
      @dr.vikyll7466 Před 5 lety +35

      @@timewellspent8137 ALL HAIL THE MAN-EMPEROR OF MANKIND

    • @Ratgraz
      @Ratgraz Před 5 lety +17

      @@dr.vikyll7466 THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!

    • @furiaitalica6704
      @furiaitalica6704 Před 5 lety +9

      @@Ratgraz the emperor attacc

  • @wheezer5038
    @wheezer5038 Před 2 lety +2

    you know, with the way the healing system works in this game, it would probably make more sense for titus to be a blood angel, since they got a thing for drinking blood

    • @monsterhunter66
      @monsterhunter66 Před 2 lety

      Are they vampires?

    • @wheezer5038
      @wheezer5038 Před 2 lety +1

      @@monsterhunter66 yes and no, they have an odd thirst for blood but it is not necessary for them to survive. its a weird psycho/genetic quirk of their's called the Red Thirst.

  • @GreyMattersAnimation
    @GreyMattersAnimation Před rokem +4

    This part really sounds like a mobile game add to me😂 4:39

  • @PedroMM193
    @PedroMM193 Před 4 lety +233

    Blood Ravens: So... The only thing stopping us from Exterminatus is the Titan?
    *Steals Titan so the planet can go kaboom.*

  • @edgerobber
    @edgerobber Před 2 lety +324

    Slamming an Orc so hard that the axe hovers back and the blood is swung off as it returns to the Force Sensitive Blood Marine is now my favorite finisher in video games.

  • @Isernex
    @Isernex Před 11 měsíci +3

    this video singlehandedly got me into 40k. thanks, badger.

  • @mrmcmoustache9615
    @mrmcmoustache9615 Před rokem +2

    Bolter ammo is Semi-Armour piercing so it’s made to penetrate less armour then it can as a solid shot

  • @swindle9695
    @swindle9695 Před 3 lety +316

    Orkz: " *WAAAAGH!!!* "
    Blood Ravens: " *WAAAAGH!!!* "s right back!

    • @M3ta1Head1
      @M3ta1Head1 Před 3 lety +17

      I believe the Blood Raven pronunciation would be *a-hem*: AaaaaaAAAAAHHHH!

  • @SpanishDio
    @SpanishDio Před 5 lety +335

    “And what’s the only thing standing between us and them? SPACE MARINES.”
    * Angry Imperial Guard Noises *

    • @steirqwe7956
      @steirqwe7956 Před 5 lety +20

      Space marines may be fancy and chad, but Baneblades are driven by the guardsmen.

    • @daveemerson6549
      @daveemerson6549 Před 5 lety +3

      You have a point......but what's the only thing standing between the Guard and complete annihilation?

    • @user-nl6xv2fh9f
      @user-nl6xv2fh9f Před 5 lety +17

      @@daveemerson6549 10 trillion other guardsmen. Imperial guard have more sholdiers than the enemy got bullets

    • @hairypancake
      @hairypancake Před 5 lety +14

      As cool as the SMs are, the Guard are the back-bone of the Imperium. A single guardsman might be a joke but he's got a trillion buddies at his side and just all the heavy armor you could possibly imagine.

    • @jacekjasinski4171
      @jacekjasinski4171 Před 5 lety +6

      Guard is the Hammer of the Imperium for a reason, they fight most of battles, they siege for decades, they hold the line for another decades. SMs are just shock troops, they have too sheer numbers to hold any territory or fight a regular battle for long, they deplete too fast. SMs are rather the scalpel of the imperium. U want that warboss assassinated? Send SMs. Oh, the eldar are doing their heretical sorcery on your forge world? Send SMs to deal with it fast. SMs are cool and sickly powerful, but still there's not enough of them to make a regular fighting force.

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Před rokem +2

    I love how the Blood Raven mod makes Titus seem schizophrenic but everyone around him is just completely okay with it.

  • @AllFather_1
    @AllFather_1 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Calling them blood marines made me die of laughter
    Edit: calling the melta cannon a fire launching shotgun made me die of laughter again

  • @bobmalone3726
    @bobmalone3726 Před 5 lety +777

    “And what’s the only thing standing between us and them? SPACE MARINES.”
    * Triggered commissar *

    • @spirz4557
      @spirz4557 Před 5 lety +58

      "How many guardsmen does it takes to empty a belt-fed bolter ? Let's find out, shall we ?"

    • @NunofyaFB
      @NunofyaFB Před 5 lety +60

      “For each of us who falls, ten more shall take his place!”

    • @Delta-es1lg
      @Delta-es1lg Před 5 lety +48

      THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD!

    • @BeatmasterAC
      @BeatmasterAC Před 5 lety +52

      @@spirz4557
      Commissar :" We have more Men, than they have Ammo. SQUAD, FIX BAYONETTS AND READY FOR CHARGE."

    • @WintersTheSixth
      @WintersTheSixth Před 5 lety +10

      *TRIGGERED IQUISITOR*

  • @psychogunner7062
    @psychogunner7062 Před 4 lety +398

    "Something something, crack is whack"
    -- Spess Mehreen, 41st Millennium

  • @jeanmcleod940
    @jeanmcleod940 Před 2 lety +5

    12:45 is why you’re here

  • @EthanTheDinoNerd
    @EthanTheDinoNerd Před rokem +1

    I downloaded a mod where all the Space Marines are Bloodravens and it also changed the colors of the chain sword and Jetpack to red.
    Also while trying to get the mods to work I came across a melee weapon of a Sword...is that like a rare weapon to pick up or....was it part of a mod that was fused with another Bloodraven mod.
    All I know was that my character's head and shoulders were invisible while both mods were on.
    Also I really really love the story to the point that I want to know what happens next.
    Spoilers: They accused Titnus of being infected by Chaos.

  • @miguelluisgorospe8417
    @miguelluisgorospe8417 Před 4 lety +611

    1:45 "Even gods may die!"
    Religious aliens: *sweats*

    • @humantwist-offcap9514
      @humantwist-offcap9514 Před 4 lety +21

      ArcanePanzer I am still trying to figure out which DoW unit says this line because it’s the most hardcore shit ever

    • @turkay67turkay
      @turkay67turkay Před 4 lety +5

      @@humantwist-offcap9514 Blood Ravens

    • @cc-bk3tx
      @cc-bk3tx Před 4 lety +3

      @@humantwist-offcap9514 that is the Chaos lord

    • @necrorifter3059
      @necrorifter3059 Před 4 lety +13

      @Diabetic_T-Rex Space Marines: EVEN GODS MAY DIE!
      God-Emperor of Mankind: [Sweats nervously]

    • @ty_thebigbug4791
      @ty_thebigbug4791 Před 4 lety +4

      Laughs in greater good

  • @chaos9731
    @chaos9731 Před 5 lety +492

    *ENGAGING WARP SPIDER.*
    *AAHHHH.*
    *A WARP SPIDER.*

  • @fredricksteinwolf475
    @fredricksteinwolf475 Před 2 lety +1

    “YOU GOT NEW FRIENDS NOW SPACE MARINE!!!”

  • @kenny187ful
    @kenny187ful Před 3 měsíci +1

    1:47 PREACH, BROTHER CHAPLAIN!!

  • @MrQuantumInc
    @MrQuantumInc Před 4 lety +552

    Warhammer 40K: Space Marine was exactly five years ahead of its time because Doom 2016 was extremely similar but vastly more successful. A buff guy in armor, on another planet, fighting demons, when your health gets low you stun an enemy and activate a special finishing move, there's a story but the protagonist doesn't really care, if you run low on ammo you bring out the chainsaw/sword, etc.

    • @justanordinaryguy._.7399
      @justanordinaryguy._.7399 Před 4 lety +53

      Doom Slayer would like to cooperate with Space Marine

    • @drsoe08
      @drsoe08 Před 4 lety +14

      Captain Titus would casualy fuckstomp the Doomslayer.

    • @mintgoldheart6126
      @mintgoldheart6126 Před 4 lety +49

      @@drsoe08 I'll have to halt you right there sir. Your knowledge of more is far too limited to make such assumptions

    • @amandeepgill5206
      @amandeepgill5206 Před 4 lety +36

      @@mintgoldheart6126
      Doomguy killed a titan without superpowers and all by himself. Now he has a preator suit and has been blessed by the seraphim, he killed the Kahn Maykyr who is technically a God type figure
      and the icon of sin, which is said that will literally grow stronger the longer he stays on earth and make a giant blackhole to swallow all of creation.

    • @mintgoldheart6126
      @mintgoldheart6126 Před 4 lety +7

      @@amandeepgill5206 having played the last two games I already know this

  • @user-kp7xr5lg8u
    @user-kp7xr5lg8u Před 4 lety +419

    0:59 They are crafted by the Emperor to purge heretics
    The Emperor in 30k: Excuse me, purge who?

    • @amandeepgill5206
      @amandeepgill5206 Před 4 lety +45

      Emperor of man: Wait-
      ....
      Shit! *facepalm*

    • @konokooooo
      @konokooooo Před 4 lety +10

      What is this mean heretics?

    • @timothylaranjo5109
      @timothylaranjo5109 Před 4 lety +18

      Lmao I laughed at this shit when half of the space marines became corrupted and almost killed the emperor

    • @tacoblude8208
      @tacoblude8208 Před 3 lety +67

      Emperor: *wakes up*
      “Must of dosed off for a second.”
      “Our glorious God emperor has returned”
      “The fuck did you call me?”

    • @sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922
      @sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922 Před 3 lety +3

      To purge xenos scum from our world

  • @partygoer1856
    @partygoer1856 Před rokem +2

    Did you know: Orks don't grow hair naturally so the hair you see on Orks is acctually a hair squig!

  • @FrenchyMcToast
    @FrenchyMcToast Před 11 měsíci +1

    I love how you can bully grots. Even the basic orks need to be stunned before you can execute them, but the grots you can just walk up and press b. They're like little health packs on legs.