I made a Catapult Toaster, CATCH

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  • How far does your Toaster chuck!!!
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  • @colinfurze
    @colinfurze  Před 5 lety +1133

    Its the new year and 2019 needed a more powerful toaster. Also what do you all think of the new channel banner?

  • @ThisOldTony
    @ThisOldTony Před 5 lety +2027

    currently feuding with my neighbor... this available in 4 slice?

    • @kasperchristensen8034
      @kasperchristensen8034 Před 5 lety +94

      You need to do the version 2, and it has to be CNC.
      "And thus started the CZcams toaster wars, where toast was thrown fast, far, and with high precision."

    • @SeishukuS12
      @SeishukuS12 Před 5 lety +12

      @@kasperchristensen8034 Could be the next punkin chunkin!

    • @knusern666
      @knusern666 Před 5 lety +8

      Mad enough to feud with Tony? He have to have a channel , and it has to be mental.

    • @themaconeau
      @themaconeau Před 5 lety +1

      @@kasperchristensen8034 Toast must have a payload to be considered. 😂

    • @MrSir-wp3fr
      @MrSir-wp3fr Před 5 lety +18

      Fully auto reload and connected to Alexa with the self buttering option

  • @aqueousone
    @aqueousone Před 5 lety +388

    Of all the warnings I heard as a curious child, never did I hear: "Be careful! You're gonna put your eye out with that toaster!" But then I didn't grow up in the Furze household. (kinda wish I had)

    • @zh84
      @zh84 Před 5 lety +7

      When Furze Junior has friends stay the night, they're going to enjoy breakfast!

  • @ForgeLabs
    @ForgeLabs Před 5 lety +391

    These videos are so heartwarming and fun. I haven't watched a single one without a huge smile on my face.

    • @TheeLinkeer
      @TheeLinkeer Před 5 lety +6

      This is not a name I was expecting to see in these comments not gonna lie

    • @ImRobin07
      @ImRobin07 Před 5 lety +2

      Unbelievable, since when did Forge Labs watch Colin?

    • @musikgf
      @musikgf Před 5 lety +4

      Breadwarming*

    • @robbie1212
      @robbie1212 Před 5 lety

      Or literally laughing out loud

    • @Beatlefan67
      @Beatlefan67 Před 5 lety +1

      Me too - I damn near piss meself at some of his vids!

  • @Rusty_Fridge
    @Rusty_Fridge Před 5 lety +70

    3:52 "I can still electrocute myself if I want to really easily... Excellent!" - colinfurze

  • @longleaf1217
    @longleaf1217 Před 5 lety +1167

    sees title: "The catapult toaster" think "meh, doesn't sound that interesting" notices video is from Colin Furze thinks "this shit gona be lit".

    • @Dakakeisalie
      @Dakakeisalie Před 5 lety +11

      could have been a trebuchet. Now that's worth watching

    • @ratupmyass
      @ratupmyass Před 5 lety +4

      @@Dakakeisalie the superior siege weapon

    • @Root_T
      @Root_T Před 5 lety +3

      ive actually brushed over this video a few times and only just realized it was Colin Furze, instant click

    • @sf5028
      @sf5028 Před 5 lety +4

      Lol I do exact the same thing. I skip over them on my home page, and then the 3rd or 4th time I see it I finally notice it’s Furze. WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!

    • @matrixarsmusicworkshop561
      @matrixarsmusicworkshop561 Před 5 lety +1

      @@sf5028 XD

  • @padoco73
    @padoco73 Před 5 lety +329

    I feel to round out your kitchen, you should also have a Gatling cereal dispenser. I'm only suggesting this because I can think of no practical application for such a device. Except CZcams views.

  • @blazingeek
    @blazingeek Před 5 lety +189

    Now you just need something to apply the spread of your choosing *mid air!*

    • @beneckersley17
      @beneckersley17 Před 5 lety +23

      spread shotgun

    • @TheDungineer
      @TheDungineer Před 5 lety +1

      @@beneckersley17 it'll change the trajectory, but that can be compensated for!

    • @rydaddy2867
      @rydaddy2867 Před 5 lety +10

      AI Paintball gun with butter in the paint balls!
      czcams.com/video/RxBa5bQfTGc/video.html

    • @InsanePigeon
      @InsanePigeon Před 5 lety +13

      That kind of machine makes me thing of Wallace and Gromit.

    • @paddythomas2628
      @paddythomas2628 Před 5 lety +5

      the Wallace and Gromit one fired jam at the toast in mid-air. I think furzy could manage that.@@InsanePigeon

  • @brandpotato3650
    @brandpotato3650 Před 5 lety +189

    Can you imagine how much money he spends just for us to have something interesting to watch? That is truly amazing and i thank you for that.

  • @brianriddle8389
    @brianriddle8389 Před 5 lety +334

    8:56 - take that dude perfect!

  • @xsangyhix
    @xsangyhix Před 5 lety +654

    Ladies and Gentlemen - even videos about toasters are cool around here xD

  • @gonun69
    @gonun69 Před 5 lety +118

    Accidentaly did something similar when I repaired my grandmother's toaster. When I was done, I tested it and found that the spring was really weak. So changed it for another one i had lying around. it was a bit to strong, the toast almost flew as far as yours, just straight up into the ceiling.

    • @francescoluchena8302
      @francescoluchena8302 Před 5 lety +3

      LOL

    • @douglaspealing5608
      @douglaspealing5608 Před 5 lety +21

      Wallace and grommit anyone?

    • @shalormckee2784
      @shalormckee2784 Před 5 lety +3

      @@douglaspealing5608 My thinking exactly

    • @johnsiders7819
      @johnsiders7819 Před 5 lety +2

      YES ! a jam tosser !!!

    • @johnsiders7819
      @johnsiders7819 Před 5 lety +2

      I have one that is over 30 years old was my moms it is a sunbeam I took out the little damper in it and it goes up not quiet to the ceiling she gave it to me and bought a new one LOL

  • @SarahEndeavors
    @SarahEndeavors Před 2 lety +3

    Your enthusiasm and zest for life, your unwavering commitment to fail forward and get your success, undaunted is exactly what the world needs. Thank you

  • @MrAlexTech
    @MrAlexTech Před 5 lety +59

    Amazing as always! Maybe add a butter tunnel?! Like two slabs of butter, suspended either side of the toast along the catapult trajectory. So it gets buttered as it fires out!

    • @emanuelcif
      @emanuelcif Před 5 lety +8

      *Harvard wants to know your location*

    • @MrAlexTech
      @MrAlexTech Před 5 lety

      @@emanuelcif 62 West Wallaby Street, Wigan 🙂👍

  • @raph2150
    @raph2150 Před 5 lety +184

    It kinda looks like Vault Boy from Fallout.

  • @ovenheating9482
    @ovenheating9482 Před 5 lety +424

    Now we know why the toaster doesnt stay down when its not plugged in.

    • @colinfurze
      @colinfurze  Před 5 lety +36

      yup

    • @jase6709
      @jase6709 Před 5 lety +5

      Why have I never thought about that? 🤔... Oh well, I guess I just got the answer before I could ask the question.

    • @ovenheating9482
      @ovenheating9482 Před 5 lety +1

      @@jase6709 its something that always confused me. I thought it was some weird safety feature or something so the toaster wouldnt immediately start up if you grabbed it from the cabinet and plugged it in. But now we know and im happy about it. Reasons im subscribed to this channel😂😂

    • @ovenheating9482
      @ovenheating9482 Před 5 lety +1

      And now that i think about it ive taken apart multiple toasters for fun because they broke or something and i have literally never thought to figure out why it doesnt stay down when its not plugged in.

    • @basic8877
      @basic8877 Před 5 lety

      Did he sterilised the bar holding the toast

  • @marcuscorrenti3929
    @marcuscorrenti3929 Před 5 lety +161

    colinfurze: you'll love my new project!
    me: this doesn't seem practical or safe
    colinfurze: does it really need to be?
    me: do you take cash or credit?

  • @JR-qx6xi
    @JR-qx6xi Před 5 lety +203

    Make a vacuum cleaner that sucks things up and burns it because it’s got flamethrowers in there

  • @yo4jo1470
    @yo4jo1470 Před 5 lety +167

    should´ve build a trebuchet toaster
    it could´ve launched 90kg of toast 300m far
    still very cool

    • @GodLeftAllOfUs
      @GodLeftAllOfUs Před 5 lety +5

      Who are you trying to feed, Dragons?

    • @Shoob__
      @Shoob__ Před 5 lety +13

      Meh I see you are a man of culture as well.

    • @chriscoulthard4947
      @chriscoulthard4947 Před 5 lety

      He has the makings of one in the back garden. 360 swing

    • @milkygdawg1919
      @milkygdawg1919 Před 5 lety

      Frankly, Meh, no it wouldn't have. That distance is based on aerodynamic objects. Not toast.

  • @warpasik1992
    @warpasik1992 Před 5 lety +8

    I think version 2.0 should add some brackets preventing the slice from leaning towards heating coils. That would provide equal toasting of each side of the bread and more consistent trajectory

  • @pixldud
    @pixldud Před 5 lety +218

    Should have been a Trebuchet, the superior siege weapon

    • @WangleLine
      @WangleLine Před 5 lety +46

      The only weapon capable of throwing a 90kg projectile over 300 meters.

    • @delta61
      @delta61 Před 5 lety +8

      @@WangleLine legend27: Hold my beer

    • @locomotivebreath9364
      @locomotivebreath9364 Před 5 lety +5

      @@WangleLine Trebuchet is my spirit animal

    • @trollingnoobs8384
      @trollingnoobs8384 Před 5 lety

      Nani?

    • @joeycollee
      @joeycollee Před 5 lety +4

      Though a Baguette-Ballista or a Crumpet-Clay Pigeon would be amazing.

  • @zeevaldkv
    @zeevaldkv Před 5 lety +424

    fallout toaster! :)

  • @johinder8648
    @johinder8648 Před 5 lety +118

    I'm watching this video for the fourth time now and I have serious doubts about humanity. As I am now aware of that there is a catapult toaster I can't get over the fact, that he's literally the only one who has built such an ingenius, marvelous device. I mean, there are so many clever people out ther so why are there not more people who constantly build freaking amazing things that no one needs nor even thought of? I want more people building toast throwing toasters and I love Colin Furze and his incredible creativity.

    • @MrGatlin98
      @MrGatlin98 Před 5 lety +2

      Money. Lots of people have the brains and creativity, and maybe the skill. But don't have the time, or resources.

    • @johinder8648
      @johinder8648 Před 5 lety

      Well I know his channel but I feel like he's doing it all for the views and while watching Colin I feel like he would do things like this just for his own enjoyment. Also the simplicity in this video is what amazes me. He didn't do any big programming or anything. He simply took apart one thing and basically just put it together another way. It feels like it is possible to build this at home even without any fancy tools if you substitute one or two steps with easier ones. I'm definetly going to try to recreate this one day

    • @JoveRogers97
      @JoveRogers97 Před 5 lety

      There are still brilliant people out there, and there's honestly no way he's the first and only one to do this. Colin Furze is an inventor with a CZcams channel! There's sooo much of humanity that's not on the internet. You've gotta find these kinds of people out in the world

    • @darkshadowsx5949
      @darkshadowsx5949 Před 5 lety

      Money and resources is always a limiting factor. i love designing random things even though I'll never build half of them because of cost.

    • @GlazzedDonut
      @GlazzedDonut Před 5 lety

      Honestly I would be more impressed if he had something shoot butter at it as it's launching out

  • @thelion9976
    @thelion9976 Před 5 lety +28

    Make it voice activated so that it overides the timer when you say “PULL!” like clay pigeon shooting

  • @DeathByAutoscroll
    @DeathByAutoscroll Před 5 lety +107

    Every day Colin gets closer to being the real Wallace and Gromit

    • @CloudHater
      @CloudHater Před 5 lety +5

      Someday he'll split in two and the clone will turn into a dog.

    • @TheDungineer
      @TheDungineer Před 5 lety +5

      Now I want to see Colin make robotic trousers

    • @AldoHam
      @AldoHam Před 5 lety +1

      yeah i was thinking about that when a was watching the video about the magneto shoes if he was to robosies them they could be the wrong trousers think he could pull that of he would be wallace though so he would need a dog called gromit

  • @darius2640
    @darius2640 Před 5 lety +210

    you should add a countdown timer so it says 3, 2, 1 and a toast comes flying at your face

    • @RealUnimportant
      @RealUnimportant Před 5 lety +12

      That'd spoil half the fun... While also making it cleverer than any commercial toaster!

    • @drag0nf1ight74
      @drag0nf1ight74 Před 5 lety +3

      Oh 3 second ^Opens mouth over toaster*

    • @TheNightstalkerShow
      @TheNightstalkerShow Před 5 lety +1

      Nice idea, but repeated use changes the time it cooks. If the toaster is used repeatedly, as it gets hotter, there is a safety switch that turns it off sooner.

    • @TheHungrySlug
      @TheHungrySlug Před 5 lety +3

      @@TheNightstalkerShow - Not anymore there isn't And no need when you have your safety tie on!!

    • @marc-antoinethebeautiful7714
      @marc-antoinethebeautiful7714 Před 5 lety

      or 2 slice

  • @Bl4ckw0lf1
    @Bl4ckw0lf1 Před 5 lety +5

    Lol, just the thing for your outdoor breakfast enthusiasts. Toaster Mark 2 should have a multiple slice launch capability. And since it was suggested from a clay pigeon toaster, their should be a pat of butter rifle as well as a jam shotgun for versions mark 3 through 9.

  • @dezmondfur6271
    @dezmondfur6271 Před 5 lety +117

    I imagine this is what Collin dose when the kids are at school
    Child: what did you do to day Dady
    Colin: I was working all day
    Child: what type of work
    Colin: making a toaster that shoots toast at you

    • @cffee3288
      @cffee3288 Před 5 lety +10

      Child: *amazing*

    • @joeydr1497
      @joeydr1497 Před 3 lety +2

      Child: Daddy can you make my idea
      Colin : spends 6 months making a double decker bath with fire and slides

  • @joshbacon8241
    @joshbacon8241 Před 5 lety +194

    Breakfast will NEVER be the same again!

    • @TheDungineer
      @TheDungineer Před 5 lety +2

      I'm going to hold out for an orange juice launcher

    • @TheDungineer
      @TheDungineer Před 5 lety +1

      @The Legend of Texas it's not all that complicated, you call get a toaster for $10, and an electro magnet for $10, add some mild steel, and bearings, I imagine this setup could retail for around $80. You just have to make it safe, now that's the real challenge with Colin's builds.

  • @barnabyg6808
    @barnabyg6808 Před 5 lety +39

    Somebody just asked me what I was watching, I replied a “a clay pigeon toaster”
    They walked away, only now do I realise how mad some of your inventions are furze!!

  • @Wynner3
    @Wynner3 Před 5 lety +221

    I'm convinced we need to see Colin and Adam Savage doing projects in each other's shops.

    • @timh.6872
      @timh.6872 Před 5 lety +6

      YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!

    • @doubledarefan
      @doubledarefan Před 5 lety +11

      Turn Mythbusters up to 11!

    • @Stiderspace
      @Stiderspace Před 5 lety +6

      @@doubledarefan pretty sure that would turn in past 11and rip the knob off

    • @DrakkarCalethiel
      @DrakkarCalethiel Před 5 lety +6

      I'dont want a black hole on earth! :D

    • @Wynner3
      @Wynner3 Před 5 lety +2

      @@DrakkarCalethiel I wonder if having an episode of Adam's one day builds, but with Colin at Tested Headquarters, and Adam was at Colin's shed, would circumvent the catastrophe.

  • @mgpvii
    @mgpvii Před 2 lety +3

    I just happen to come across this channel and saw the tunnel building insanity video. Now this. This guy is the F'EN best. Holy crap, the lengths he goes to build the craziest stuff is mind boggling. He is the nutty professor.

  • @hkeen4482
    @hkeen4482 Před 5 lety +90

    Now something that launches a blob of jam onto it

  • @ryanp2743
    @ryanp2743 Před 5 lety +321

    Anybody else just see the Fallout character in the toaster?

  • @timmyelite2951
    @timmyelite2951 Před 5 lety +72

    Great work! just an idea but could you fabricate a bracket that holds butter so as the toast comes out it gets buttered!

  • @taze-1106
    @taze-1106 Před 5 lety +30

    You should modify the tosta-pult so it butters the bread when it comes out

    • @RemiGrumeau
      @RemiGrumeau Před 5 lety +1

      Oh gosh yes !! A motion detector that blows a big jizz of peanut butter like a gunshot... what a lovely thing to have for your airbnb kitchen hosts!!

  • @freaky2xd
    @freaky2xd Před 5 lety +8

    You can even increase or decrease the range by changing the spring. Absolute genius, great content and a pleasure to watch, as always.

    • @IceFire1800
      @IceFire1800 Před 5 lety

      lol why would you want to decrease the range? If you're not assaulting your neighbours with toast do you even have a toaster?

  • @thepurpleegg5461
    @thepurpleegg5461 Před 5 lety +339

    I’m having flashbacks to Wallace and Gromet

    • @sadduck1737
      @sadduck1737 Před 5 lety +20

      I see you had a great child hood as well

    • @danw7008
      @danw7008 Před 5 lety +7

      Cracking cheese Gromit

    • @hirokatsuvictor8755
      @hirokatsuvictor8755 Před 5 lety +5

      Just so you know
      czcams.com/video/E1snbLzwOZE/video.html

    • @HazmanFTW
      @HazmanFTW Před 5 lety +7

      *toast flies. jam flies*
      mmm, cracking toast Gromit.

    • @mrgw98
      @mrgw98 Před 5 lety +1

      @@hirokatsuvictor8755 Beat me to it.

  • @CSbloed1
    @CSbloed1 Před 5 lety +43

    Best thing since sliced bread

  • @Br0teas
    @Br0teas Před 5 lety +37

    Wallace & Gromit would be proud!
    Just need to fire jam at it and have it land on a plate!

    • @sadduck1737
      @sadduck1737 Před 5 lety +2

      William Osman tried to do that. I basically just painted the room with jelly

    • @nyotamwuaji6484
      @nyotamwuaji6484 Před 4 lety +1

      Hed also need wennsleydale cheese

  • @stackmagic
    @stackmagic Před 5 lety +35

    Add a magazine for the slices of bread, an electromotor to recharge the lever - put it on the roof of your car and feed the neighbors!

    • @artyb27
      @artyb27 Před 5 lety

      Would be great apart from the fact that you'd have to drive at 1mph because the toaster takes time to actually toast the bread 😅

    • @user-lw7dp4de5n
      @user-lw7dp4de5n Před 5 lety

      won lottorobot.net

  • @Ultracm0
    @Ultracm0 Před 5 lety +142

    Fallout Toast A Pult

    • @NinjaWiener
      @NinjaWiener Před 5 lety +7

      Yea lol. Looks sooooo much like Vault boy

    • @Litl_Skitl
      @Litl_Skitl Před 5 lety +10

      It is Vault Boy. Same face and arms.

    • @HOBOGIRE
      @HOBOGIRE Před 5 lety +2

      It do look like vault boys arms

    • @LSK2K
      @LSK2K Před 5 lety

      I find a refrence to Fallout on the internet pretty much on a daily basis.

  • @doubledarefan
    @doubledarefan Před 5 lety +243

    Build a speaker that throws you across the room a la Back To The Future!

    • @Rudeus_Greyrat
      @Rudeus_Greyrat Před 5 lety +24

      How to blow out your eardrums and cause a neighbourhood power outage 101

    • @tomgionfriddo1836
      @tomgionfriddo1836 Před 5 lety +3

      But the speaker doesn’t do it with sound instead it’s a catapulted

    • @aeriumsoft
      @aeriumsoft Před 5 lety

      @@tomgionfriddo1836 oooooh

    • @IceFire1800
      @IceFire1800 Před 5 lety +2

      @David Yeakle so you're saying there's a chance

    • @vipervidsgamingplus5723
      @vipervidsgamingplus5723 Před 5 lety

      David Yeakle the amount of sound needed to do that would cause a sonic shockwave that would be so strong it would cause the squishy things in your body to rupture because humans are really delicate

  • @orinocc0
    @orinocc0 Před 3 lety

    What we need, is an invention that judges food competitions. Best celebrity judge I’ve ever seen on the programme. Well deserved!!

  • @schrodingers_catboy_9882
    @schrodingers_catboy_9882 Před 5 lety +71

    All it's missing is a flame thrower

    • @lesthodson2802
      @lesthodson2802 Před 5 lety +8

      For when you can't be arsed to wait around for your toast to finish.

    • @AfonsodelCB
      @AfonsodelCB Před 5 lety +7

      and a jet engine

    • @TheDungineer
      @TheDungineer Před 5 lety +4

      Ditch electrical heating element, throw toast through massive fire

    • @blazortheepic0384
      @blazortheepic0384 Před 5 lety +2

      @@TheDungineer bread*

    • @TheDungineer
      @TheDungineer Před 5 lety

      @@blazortheepic0384 excellent point! No sense in double toast!

  • @MrJabucek
    @MrJabucek Před 5 lety +164

    2:22 - when you've got money for a plasma cutter, but not for a circular saw

  • @ryanpayne712
    @ryanpayne712 Před 5 lety +29

    Already invention of the year 10/10

    • @TheDungineer
      @TheDungineer Před 5 lety +3

      Wait until he adds an auto butterer

  • @slothfryk
    @slothfryk Před 5 lety +3

    Hey Colin, this is ranking pretty high up as one of my favorite videos that you've done. Keep having fun!!!

  • @tordenbob1957
    @tordenbob1957 Před 5 lety +11

    Now all you need is William Osmond's jam catapult! You can really go skeet shooting! 🙃

    • @moosemcgroose7261
      @moosemcgroose7261 Před 5 lety +1

      tordenbob duuuuude I can’t wait for the inevitable William Osman and Colin Furze collaboration video

  • @maarten699
    @maarten699 Před 5 lety +43

    Next dude perfect video: toast-a-pult trickshots

  • @ryanbarlow8305
    @ryanbarlow8305 Před 5 lety +129

    Next video, a shotgun that shoots sticks of butter

    • @Butters159
      @Butters159 Před 5 lety +2

      one of his first ever vids was actually a homemade shotgun. you can hear it firing during the outro. just after the firework bazooka. he originally shot a toolbox with it

    • @away69
      @away69 Před 5 lety +1

      I hope Furze sees this...

    • @SWEDSHECKER
      @SWEDSHECKER Před 5 lety

      This needs to happen!

    • @paulhowells6172
      @paulhowells6172 Před 5 lety

      Butters159 ohhh wondered what that bang was , going to look for it now .

    • @Butters159
      @Butters159 Před 5 lety

      @@paulhowells6172 i think its gone now

  • @connormacdonald9217
    @connormacdonald9217 Před 5 lety

    I really like the calmer approach to the music from this episode. The regular music is great, but this was a refreshing change of pace.

  • @robotic4180
    @robotic4180 Před 5 lety +71

    7:39 if vault boy was toast

    • @NinjaWiener
      @NinjaWiener Před 5 lety +2

      Lol I know right? Looks so much like him. Imagine Vault Tec making something like this!

    • @hirokatsuvictor8755
      @hirokatsuvictor8755 Před 5 lety +1

      Honestly thought this was sponsored by Fallout 76 or somethin'

    • @zekibebe3138
      @zekibebe3138 Před 5 lety +1

      my mind went straight to the "hold up" vault boy meme. like, hold up, that straight up looks like him.

    • @eagleflies61
      @eagleflies61 Před 5 lety +2

      Excuse me what the toast

    • @michealhoffstater9810
      @michealhoffstater9810 Před 5 lety +2

      It's the Fallout DLC for I Am Bread.

  • @Biohazarus
    @Biohazarus Před 5 lety +54

    Saw your Instagram post and wonder where that was going to be!!!
    Brilliant, love-it!

  • @KulPåHjul
    @KulPåHjul Před 5 lety +37

    And i thought the thumbnail was a animation

  • @alexwood3885
    @alexwood3885 Před 5 lety +4

    6:33 "you can't look over it incase it smashes you in the face" 😂

  • @patrickmacon8313
    @patrickmacon8313 Před 5 lety +45

    Your one crazy man but brilliant

  • @exxtjoshbm787
    @exxtjoshbm787 Před 5 lety +32

    Now just make a jam shooter and Wallace and gromit that toaster 😂

  • @Comatoasta
    @Comatoasta Před 5 lety +31

    Gotta be honest, all that waiting around seemed like wasted time, you are a busy man! so, Jet powered toaster catapult, that sprays butter on it when it is fired through the air!

  • @imtotalyhuman3167
    @imtotalyhuman3167 Před 5 lety +1

    Now you need to build something to catch the flying toast

  • @buckstarchaser2376
    @buckstarchaser2376 Před 5 lety +71

    That could be modified to clean a cat litter box.

    • @tedhardy9421
      @tedhardy9421 Před 5 lety +3

      Buck Starchaser By clean, do you mean fling it everywhere and make more mess?

    • @buckstarchaser2376
      @buckstarchaser2376 Před 5 lety +1

      @@tedhardy9421 Hi Ted. You must be new here. Welcome!

    • @gabrielsvard2180
      @gabrielsvard2180 Před 5 lety +1

      @@tedhardy9421 fling the cat away so it never gets dirty

    • @xaviercourtney5719
      @xaviercourtney5719 Před 5 lety +1

      Are you living in 2099. Are cats really called that so far in the future

    • @jrbiker04
      @jrbiker04 Před 5 lety

      fling the cat while you're at it...

  • @jonbraid2520
    @jonbraid2520 Před 5 lety +202

    ADD ON: WHEN TOAST LEAVES TOASTER IT GOES THROUGH A SECTION THAT APPLIES BUTTER!!

    • @FrizbyFerrit
      @FrizbyFerrit Před 5 lety +8

      Essential!

    • @Befuddledshark
      @Befuddledshark Před 5 lety +12

      I have been thinking and I think a possible solution would be a sprinkler loaded with melted butter that sprays the toast as it goes past

    • @darkshadowsx5949
      @darkshadowsx5949 Před 5 lety +7

      @@Befuddledshark that'll cover a lot more than the toast with butter if you dont have a backdrop with a drip catch.

    • @MegaNodnal
      @MegaNodnal Před 5 lety +2

      William Osman did something similar he had the toaster shoot the toast straight up and a catapult throw jam at it.

    • @bizarrefruit
      @bizarrefruit Před 4 lety +1

      ​@@Befuddledshark That already exists, it's called Biem butter sprayer, never used one but it looks amazing, would need some Furze style modding but it could work!
      biemspray dot com if you're interested.

  • @LeviLayton
    @LeviLayton Před 5 lety +54

    Colin reminds me of Wallace and Grommet. 😂

    • @jmalmsten
      @jmalmsten Před 5 lety +9

      "Crackin toast, Gromit!"

    • @livelifefullytomax
      @livelifefullytomax Před 5 lety +7

      Should have called it a toast-o-matic. All he needs is a porridge, coffee and jam-o-matic.

  • @eagleflies61
    @eagleflies61 Před 5 lety +9

    Legend has it Grain-gis Khan and his horde used this to spread mould across the breadieval lands of Europe

  • @jacks8807
    @jacks8807 Před 5 lety +15

    this channel Is just legendary

    • @TheDungineer
      @TheDungineer Před 5 lety +1

      Legend.....wait for it.........DARY!

  • @antoniovalencia2984
    @antoniovalencia2984 Před 5 lety +21

    7:22
    **Mom walks in**

  • @SuperSocks7
    @SuperSocks7 Před 5 lety +22

    make a jam catapult that syncs up with the toaster so that when the toast pops out it gets hit by the jam making an instant jam sandwich. Like in the Wallace and Gromit animation

    • @jackmccartney5366
      @jackmccartney5366 Před 5 lety

      Hyper Meltdown was literally thinking this throughout the whole video 😂😂

    • @oscar-my3qb
      @oscar-my3qb Před 5 lety +1

      William Osman has already done that kinda.

    • @bolf
      @bolf Před 5 lety

      you could do this with air , like a tyre bead blaster , don't ask me how I know...

    • @oscar-my3qb
      @oscar-my3qb Před 5 lety +2

      @@bolf If you want to see how see czcams.com/video/E1snbLzwOZE/video.html

    • @MrJakson112
      @MrJakson112 Před 5 lety +1

      William osman already did that

  • @ottoaugust743
    @ottoaugust743 Před 5 lety +14

    8:58 how dude perfect feels after 8 hours of attempts

  • @augustschachtholmgaard6311
    @augustschachtholmgaard6311 Před 5 lety +85

    A trebuchet would have thrown the bread at a superior distance

    • @CJ-hn7dj
      @CJ-hn7dj Před 5 lety +5

      August Schacht Holmgaard hey I was looking for this

    • @Litl_Skitl
      @Litl_Skitl Před 5 lety +9

      But is it 300 meters?

    • @Ashen75
      @Ashen75 Před 5 lety +10

      The bread isn't 90 kg so it's much farther than 300 meters

    • @georgibaldjiev4469
      @georgibaldjiev4469 Před 5 lety +14

      of course, we all know the trebuchet is the superior siege weapon
      it can launch a 90kg projectile over 300m

    • @tomdevries4655
      @tomdevries4655 Před 5 lety +6

      You're a man of true culture i see

  • @georgepover1757
    @georgepover1757 Před 5 lety +8

    shoot jam at the toast like wallace and grommit

  • @ftguresonance
    @ftguresonance Před 5 lety +121

    I saw your vids and I said this guys getting a sub

    • @Anal0Avenger
      @Anal0Avenger Před 5 lety

      I also would like to have a sandwich

    • @Anal0Avenger
      @Anal0Avenger Před 5 lety

      @MikeAlmogy Yes! One that works with steam! That would be incredible!

  • @brianblack7704
    @brianblack7704 Před 5 lety +1

    Love it!! ...and I love westerns, it had me thinking, how about a "quick draw" machine? Yes, with a pistol.

  • @Chromaz
    @Chromaz Před 5 lety +11

    A catapult toaster and trebuchet toaster are vastly different things. One is clearly the more superior toast siege engine

  • @zkkety8508
    @zkkety8508 Před 5 lety +34

    Try and build somethin out of Wallace and Gromet

  • @rookstar3177
    @rookstar3177 Před 5 lety +14

    So what about the self buttering option ??

    • @phoephoe795
      @phoephoe795 Před 5 lety

      Only if it can butter the toast mid-flight.

    • @AttilaAsztalos
      @AttilaAsztalos Před 5 lety

      Even Colin couldn't make a catapult delivering toast *buttered side up* to your plate. It would be breaking a Law of Nature. I think only Chuck Norris could do that... maybe.

    • @phoephoe795
      @phoephoe795 Před 5 lety

      Toast only lands buttered side down if you have an expensive carpet, or when the floor is inexplicably covered in cat hair even when you dont own a cat.

  • @uioup7453
    @uioup7453 Před 5 lety +1

    I had never been bored watching you're channel, you have the most original, most well made videos, i have found them incredibly enjoyable to watch, you deserve my subscription.

  • @PorterEX
    @PorterEX Před 5 lety +28

    Welding is just big boy soldering now that I think about it
    🤔🤔🤔

    • @TheDungineer
      @TheDungineer Před 5 lety +4

      They're really only similar in that there's heat and metal involved, bring that they're pretty different processes.

    • @blazortheepic0384
      @blazortheepic0384 Před 5 lety

      @@TheDungineer there are a couple different types of welding. One of them is exactly like soldering

    • @TheDungineer
      @TheDungineer Před 5 lety +1

      @@blazortheepic0384 which one?

    • @blazortheepic0384
      @blazortheepic0384 Před 5 lety

      @@TheDungineer idk the name.

    • @TheDungineer
      @TheDungineer Před 5 lety

      @@blazortheepic0384 Soldering takes a low strength filler metal that has a low melting temperature and attaches it to high melting temperature contacts in order to establish an electrical connection with very little mechanical strength. Typically a soldering iron or a hot air gun are used to achieve the heat. The important thing to note is that the base metals never melt, and the filler metal does; they are not the same alloys. Welding on the other hand uses an electrical arc or a flame to heat both base metal and and filler metal to beyond their melting temperature to mechanically bond them. The filler metal is typically very close in composition to the base metals, if not the same allow. While welding does establish electrical continuity, it is primarily used for high mechanical strength. Source: Mechanical Engineer.

  • @gboyy9180
    @gboyy9180 Před 5 lety +10

    Thats how colin works!

  • @AfonsodelCB
    @AfonsodelCB Před 5 lety +14

    did you paint that yourself? seems a bit more of a complex paint job than anything I've ever seen you do (and it's pretty on point with the vault boy stuff)

    • @Aaron_Jensen
      @Aaron_Jensen Před 5 lety +7

      I was wondering if anyone else noticed that it's a Fallout toaster.

    • @i.i.iiii.i.i
      @i.i.iiii.i.i Před 5 lety

      @@Aaron_Jensen
      i noticed :P

    • @lftdv
      @lftdv Před 5 lety +1

      It's Vault Boy you albino coconut, Fallout Boy is the band!

    • @Aaron_Jensen
      @Aaron_Jensen Před 5 lety

      @@lftdv Hey don't disparage against albino coconuts. Even hard white nuts need love too.

    • @Aaron_Jensen
      @Aaron_Jensen Před 5 lety

      @@i.i.iiii.i.i Figured I couldnt be the only one who sees it. It's a nice paint job, and you have an interesting username.

  • @DaxHewitt
    @DaxHewitt Před 4 lety +1

    Mr Furez, you sir definitely have a screw loose but in my opinion that is a good thing, the world needs more mad inventors.
    Thanks for making the current lock down more tolerable.

  • @clauddora7810
    @clauddora7810 Před 5 lety +9

    You should make a toaster that sprays butter and jam on while it’s shooting out

  • @krzysztoff8813
    @krzysztoff8813 Před 5 lety +28

    Music in your videos is very good. I like your muaic preferation. I like rock, grunge and metal too !!!

    • @RFC3514
      @RFC3514 Před 5 lety

      Definitely the best muaic preferation of 2019.

  • @horizon1226
    @horizon1226 Před 4 lety +4

    Colinfurze would be the type of guy to build a friend if he has no one to hang out with

  • @imZeroedIn
    @imZeroedIn Před 5 lety

    So satisfying when the 3d printed part fits perfect

  • @PorterEX
    @PorterEX Před 5 lety +20

    Saw the title and immediately thought
    _Hmm that looks interesting_ 🤔

  • @ranjanprasanna5123
    @ranjanprasanna5123 Před 5 lety +16

    Take this to a fair or a park and ask strangers to catch the bread and eat it. Give them 10 chances the person who catches most of them wins.

  • @joepselles8202
    @joepselles8202 Před 5 lety +7

    I laughed when I saw it after the makeover ;) nice build Colin

  • @mmpalmer1
    @mmpalmer1 Před 4 lety +2

    Thank you for the laugh, brilliant! I absolutely love your channel. Hope you never stop.

  • @matteoduval-bruand6589
    @matteoduval-bruand6589 Před 5 lety +5

    You should make a video with Joseph's machines, this could be awesome !

  • @Capellix0001
    @Capellix0001 Před 5 lety +5

    So close yet so far to Diamond Play button. All the best luck.

  • @Skylimit129
    @Skylimit129 Před 5 lety +14

    I think we are all forgetting the big question here; Can it fire 90kg worth of bread over 300 metres away?

  • @tonyxforce
    @tonyxforce Před 4 lety +1

    8:58 dude it's perfect

  • @trexrex7778
    @trexrex7778 Před 5 lety +9

    Next you need to make a toast catching mechanism

  • @stargamer1239
    @stargamer1239 Před 4 lety +15

    “I can still electrocute myself if I want to. Brilliant!”

  • @manbanasiak
    @manbanasiak Před 5 lety +15

    What's next? A toaster-zooka? A toast gun?

  • @paulhollier6382
    @paulhollier6382 Před 4 lety

    Ya nailed it, Colin! You da Man! Thx for sharing.

  • @oliverperkins6115
    @oliverperkins6115 Před 4 lety +5

    When wife gets home
    "honey why is the ceiling covered in BREAD?!?!"

  • @TheHardcoredj88
    @TheHardcoredj88 Před 5 lety +4

    I literally laughed all the way though that. What a brilliant idea, I really want one now. Top video mate. 😂😂😂

  • @insaneracer9584
    @insaneracer9584 Před 5 lety +12

    Next video: Toast-a-pult trickshots

    • @ytwdh
      @ytwdh Před 5 lety +1

      We have to call Dude Perfect for that

  • @paulluce2557
    @paulluce2557 Před 5 lety

    Claypigeon toast catapult...? Whats needed now is a double barrelled version of the compressed air spud launcher... left barrel margarine, right barrel your choice of jam/ marmalade or other preserve....