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No one else seems to realize how good of a salesman Henry is. He buys something for Jeannie to use and she doesn't want to he somehow coaxes her into using it.
well if you can use it for free it will be much easier sell... but that's not a sales, you just handing out free sample...
That’s just being in a relationship lol
@@redwiltshire1816 Free sample... relationship... Noted.
@@ARCAD3BLOOD Do I need to subscribe for that?
Step 1: Choose a product
Step 2: Get into a relationship
Step 3: Advertise
Step 4: Profit 👁👄👁👍
About the butter... The packaging for east of the U.S. and the west are different. The east has the longer skinnier butter sticks that would fit in the butter cutter. The west has "stubby" butter, where the butter is shorter and thicker.
And in Europe, we have only huge BLOCK of butter 😂
I live in texas and you can get both. The land o lakes brand is always a block. I usually just get the easy spread stuff for spreading and the thin sticks for cooking/baking
I was going to say that butter is about twice the thickness of the sticks of butter I'm used to
@@Daveindigital same I was so confused by how they didn’t know what was wrong
I'm sure there is a sex joke somewhere in here...
I'm still here blown away by Henry's "small" onion and the drawer microwave.
Same here, that onion is the biggest onion I've ever seen
@@justmaster6547 american onions i guess
That microwave is 10/10 a wealth flex
@@Titopaivag3 Idk my microwave and toaster each have their own sliding drawer in the pantry. Just slide it out when you need to use it, in the main kitchen.
@@EC-dz4bq nah man that microwave WAS the drawer lol
Am I the only one blown away by their microwave? How the fudge is it a drawer style and waist level and so big!?! Love it!!😊
I know right, looks like they could put an entire turkey in there.
Only problem is you gotta buy a rotating table, otherwise you gotta spin your food during cooking cycle to cook it properly.
I came here to talk about the microwave
@@armelindit’s called a flatbed microwave, they emit the microwaves from multiple points making it heat food more evenly than a regular microwave, it also gives you more space because you remove the need of a turntable.
@@seveneyes77 interesting... never seen or heard of one. I guess you are never too old to learn.
The editing was top-notch on this video. It wasn't too much and never took away from the video, but it added so much.
Great point it was very smooth
I actually enjoyed the voice over section since it seemed like there was more info and discussion than they might have done in the moment. Good stuff, lots of laughs. I was disappointed that they didn't bother applying the last product to skin... it uses electricity and won't do jack unless you put it on your skin.
Pin this mxr
YES. Editor San great job
Exactly
Jeannie: "I like my ass the way it is."
First time in history a girl has ever uttered this phrase.
That product is essentially a TENS unit, greatly reduced. Its designed to attach directly to skin and an electrical current runs between the two pieces - causing the muscles to contract when the current is run and relax when the current is off. It oscillates so its causing muscles to contract and release at a certain rate. Many products out there like that and some people complain of electrical burns as a result of the current.
she just isnt a teenager?
Meh.
Tell me when you go past 420 likes and I'll ad mine.
@@andyjo7838 he went past 420 likes
Henry's "small" onion and "not big" butter have me questioning his ability to determine somethings size. Unless his hands are just tiny, that butter looked way bigger then every other stick I have seen.
Well, he is Asian.
I was gonna say lol that's a large onion and a bigger stick of butter that I've used from land o lake brand
Yea hearing him say that reminds me he is quite rich.
Depends on where you live. On the West Coast (and most of the western US (west of the Mississippi)) butter comes in a box that's about 6-5/8 x 3=1/16 x 1-5/8 inches. The individual 'sticks" are packed 2 x 2 and measure about 1-1/2 x 1-1/2 x 3-3/16 inches. One whole stick is equal to 1/2 cup, and markings on the interior wrapper show various measurements.Due to product shortages, for the first time in my life I saw "eastern" butter, sold in a square box roughly 4 x 4 x 5 inches (I don't have one to measure). I guess it's all do to traditions that very by the parts of the country where butter is prepared and sold.
That onion is bloody huge like 3-4 times the size of normal onions where I live, most onions here you can comfortably hold in a almost fully closed fist.
Fun fact the last product henry used is called tens machines and they use them in physical therapy. if you actually buy a decent one they do work to tense and relax muscles by electrically stimulating the nerves but the one henry bought was cheap and didn't work. Ive actually used them before for a number of things: pain, rehabbing my knee muscles after injury, helping to keep muscles from wasting away in times i couldn't exercise due to injury.
And not to mention the little detail that they are applied directly to the body.
Not through clothes. Them trying it on fully clad - was like a new circus number.
I was looking to see if someone made tis comment. @@HexenStar
@@HexenStar yeah, i cant believe that people can be dumb in the strangest of ways. i bought an expensive version 20 years ago. if they watched the infomercial they would have known that it wasnt a gyrating machine, rather, an electrical pulse machine that contracts muscles at varying intervals and intensities. well, i doubt that cheap one had any variable controls; probably just an on and off switch.
@@joshjones718 and probably a feature that keeps it from turning on if the electrodes are not connected / on the skin. it is very "shocking" if you turn it on and then put it on. like touching the wall socket kind of feeling... im guessing because of some capacitors inside it or the coils build up and unleash something unpleasant.
Funny story about the thigh master. There were generic knonkoffs of it, I got one of those knockoffs in 05 or 06 (I didn't know it was a knonkoff at the time) and threw in the garage for a couple years, until I went and bought one still in the box from a garage sale. I left it the new one on the couch for a couple days, (I had to work) my brother saw the one on the couch and informed me there was another in the garage. So, I went and got that one out of the garage, and it looked bigger than the one in the box, I took the real one out of the box. I started comparing one to the other, and the knockoff was actually better than the original thigh master, except it had a cheaper plastic housing, but it had a much stronger spring (5X stronger). I ended up using the knockoffs spring to make a crossbow.
Oh, I love the plot twist in the last three words. Nice project.
this feels like less about the thigh master and more about you wanting to tell people about your cool crossbow
Just sit in a Tavern with your handcrafted Crossbow and when adventurers ask you about it just say "This is my Thighmaster" and watch their faces pale in fear.
What a wild trip 😂
10/10 best story
Fun fact, sticks of butter aren't the same dimensions on the eastern and western US. That butter dispenser was clearly designed by someone in the eastern US.
Yeah, I was about to say how girthy is your normal butter???? (I live in the south)
Yeah I was thinking "that does not look like the butter that I use..." thanks for explaining.
I'm on the east coast (NJ) and we have both sizes. I don't remember which brands are which, but some have thinner, longer sticks and some have shorter, fatter sticks.
There’s stick butter (used in the ad) and the block butter. I can get both here in the Midwest, just depends on what’s on sale and what I need it for.
I've seen both sizes here in New England, but the sticks are definitely way more common.
My family used Shamwows for years and I learned that there is a point where it actually stop absorbing liquid. We had a dog who had problems with their urinary tract so they sometimes peed on the floor. If the puddle was too large the Shamwow wouldn’t absorb all of it. It was still MASSIVELY useful. Just an adjustment to make.
Where do you get your butter? My butter sticks are at least half the size of yours. lol. I think I will try the bacon thingy though. I get tired of hot grease splashing on me. lol.
The butter brand is called "Challenge". It is in stock at grocery stores in the Seattle area. I work in grocery in Seattle and I know this "Challenge" brand of butter does not sell well in Seattle so I am guessing it must be a california thing?? because henry and jenny (jeannie) moved from california. Seattle people like me prefer Darigold butter or butter how it should taste(!!!). Well even Kroger butter is 99.1% just about the same taste of darigold, ok maybe just a fraction like 93/100 difference of taste.
ok just a story now..... one time, my roommates sent me shopping for them. There was some big miscommunication between multiple roommates. And they had me buy some specific brand tub which was actually margarin. And I said "Well. Why didn't you just say butter? I would have got darigold -- instead of the 'blue bonnet' as requested brand".
But the real experience. Nearly all butters are pretty much the same. customers try to argue or say notes "not really". But maybe they don't the difference of butter and margarine. And yes, even females try to tell me some specific brand is over 9000 power better than the other butters.... Nope. I don't accept the arguments. Learn how to cook lady or dude that burnt the thanksgiving macaroni or undercooked it.
@@spacefightertzz wow, that was a lot of exposition there. I now know more about butter and margarine than I care to know. Thanks for sharing. 🥸🤔🤣
I think it has to do with the fact that the east and west coasts have different sizes butter sticks. Give it a goog
@@strugls8454 honestly, I didn’t expect an explanation for the size of the butter. I was just trying to be humorous. Guess it didn’t go over as well as I’d hoped.
Have you considered wearing oven mits and an apron when cooking bacon to prevent splash? I don't even use a spatula. Just pick up the bacon with my water proof oven mits.
No sarcasam, I absolutely LOVE how the ThighMaster commercial used a SURGEON to promote their product. Not a physician, not a healthcare professional, a SURGEON. Not only that, an EYE surgeon. I love this planet sometimes. :)
He's got the lab coat, so he's got to know what he's talking about, right? However many got paid off out of ten doctors would tell you that smoking was good for you, too, when big tobacco advertised.
Even a fitness coach would've been better
A surgeon is a physician though. Physician is just someone with an MD or MBBS or MBChB or DO. For a surgeon to become a surgeon, they must first get that degree to become a physician, and then train specially after completing medical school to become a surgeon. At least in the UK and USA and most of Asia, that’s how it is, not sure where you’re from though.
No sh*t, you're right. I didn't know he was an EYE surgeon. They omit it off the ad.
"youll really SEE the difference
and if you dont, come see me immediately you might have a serious condition"
Used Flex Tape on the Main Pipe that drains everything from the House as a "last ditch" before a Plumber could come out... Held for over a WEEK, didn't flood the basement at all... I say it works pretty well.
That's truly insane, but amazing also works
We've patched 3 or 4 cracks in a poly water tank with flex tape holds up to the 10000l of water that's in that tank perfectly well
I have used flex tape to patch an aboveground pool and it works for that pretty well
I've used flex tape to patch up my marriage and we still got devorced
@@Slipknot5479 Dark and hilarious... a Man of Culture...
“Is this the dryer?”😂😂😂😂
No one really understands how amazing the flex seal product line is until they try it. straight up nuts
So confused by the sliding door on microwave, never knew they had that version.
How many snacks did Jeanie eat while waiting for microwave to cook.
I've never seen a microwave that is below the counter like that. Usually they are hanging off the top set of counters, or (in my case) sitting loose on top of something.
This microwave is next level, under counter, sliding door and its huge! anyone got a link for this??
Sliding door microwave sound like something from the future
Next tax bracket please!
@@zoegartham312 those are rich people microwaves
Funny thing about your butter, the standard size butter stick, known as the elgin, or "east coast" stick, is the standard size stick of butter. The one you were using is known as the "west coast" style stick, and is shorter and fatter, hence why it doesnt fit.
That’s cool. In Canada 🇨🇦 I’ve only seen the”elgin” stick
@@BubbaDice Cool, here in Norway we measure butter in gram. Most butter is sold as 250g or 500g. I always found the idea of "sticks" as a unit of measure really confusing. Is one "stick" 1/4 punds or 1/8 punds or something? It looks like it's close to about 125g...
@@SteinGauslaaStrindhaug It is actually a volume with pre set dimensions. At some point they created a larger standard in western North America for, as I was told, shipping/storage purposes. A Pat in the East is the small square cut off the stick where a pat in the west is a quarter of the cut off the end of the stick (IIRC). Here in Western Canada it is hard to find an elgin stick but I have seen them sold for meal prep like hot pie with butter or pancakes/waffles. We sell it in metric as well but even after 50 years there is some things that still are more commonly done in Imperial so many products in grocery stores are still sold in both metric and imperial.
Same I've seen here all around Iowa and Wisconsin. Never heard of west coast size stick. I didn't even know the definition.
Not sure what ill do with that information but im glad i know it now
Nice job Henry! I learned to crack eggs two at a time (one in each hand) when I cooked for the dorms in college... and to this day I can only crack them one handed... if I use two hands I get shells in it! 🙂
1.) You don't need to refrigerate butter if you know you're going to be using it regularly daily. We used to have these things called Butter dishes, you lay the butter on the rectangular plate and then cover it with the rectangular top. You would remove the top and slice the desired amount of butter you want with a Butter Knife then spread the room temperature and soft butter on your desired food item.
this is only safe if you get salted butter because the salt in the butter acts as a preservative. not everyone wants to use salted butter.
Yep. My mom kept the butter on the table just as you described. And yes, we went through it pretty quickly. It was one of the very few "luxury" food items we could afford.
I read a food safety article within the last 6 months that says Butter can go bad if kept out of the fridge for more than a day or two. So I don't sweat it if I come back to the kitchen a few hours later and see that I left the butter out. Just pop it back in the fridge and forget about it.
Fun fact, bacon in the microwave is easier than this. Just use paper towel and lay out the bacon between layers of the paper towel. Cooking time varies, but usually 4-6 minutes is good, depending on how you like it cooked and how powerful the microwave is.
Also, literally every woman I know who has worn a sleeveless dress, their number 1 complaint isn't the arms, it's the skin where the top of the dress pushes.
My uncle taught me this, the bacon on paper towel microwave trick, the first time I moved into my own apartment and it blew my mind. Popcorn and bacon are the only reasons I own a microwave at all.
you know whats even easier-er? if you have a panini maker with a grease trap :D cannot recommend it enough. if you want it extra crispy dont pre-heat.
@@Chas-OTE oatmeal. Hot dogs.
Yeah ive been cooking bacon either in the oven or the microwave for like 30 years both are easy and make perfectly flat bacon and you dont need a gimmicky device
Pan frying it is for dumbasses
That's easy but also wasteful, the product shown may require a small amount of extra work than paper towel. But you can re-use this product, so it's both better on your wallet and on the environment.
Pro-tip when hard boiling eggs: USE LOTS OF SALT. It'll make the shells soft so they'll peel right off. Also don't peel them until they have cooled off. Used to do batches of about 200 per week for work.
ty for the tips, gonna try that next time. cause it's always been a pain before
@@gusmc2220 Jumping on his advice if you want to peel quicker dump out the hot water put some cold water with ice. Within a min it will be sufficiently cool so the shell peels off nicely.
@@Dijitz23 oh interesting. Ty for the tip
Wait…how long do eggs keep for after being hard boiled?
@@gusmc2220 shock them with cold water immediately after boiling. this also helps a ton with peeling.
Haven't laughed this much in a while. Probably the best reviewing video I've seen so far. You guys rock!
this show was like hell of funny. i love you guys for always bringing the raw laughter in everything.
I love when they do something a little different like this. It's like a treat every few weeks! EDIT: Also microwave in a drawer... o_O
indeed and they have way more fun doing these kind of video, you can actually see the positiv energy :)
Ya I said the same thing about their microwave lol. I like it in a way lol.
Its by Sharp, they are stupid expensive.
Seems annoying, that low. I like to see what's going on in the microwave (no, I don't stare at it the whole time).
Yeah sorry. That microwave is stupid.
The Shake Weight also releases a cooling liquid after using it for quite a while. So keep it pointing straight at your face at all times for a better experience.
i knew about this before seeing this but only because of south park
@@MrBallsackMan It also dispenses cab fare at the end of your workout.
@@perigrin6 lmfao
Just like how the organic shake weight works😏
Ah, a good old fashioned!
At the point u shakin the Shake Weight, I don't could stop to laugh so hard because of the fact my thoughts about is were so wrong, and with the music and the way u spoke to the scene...omfg so good XXXDDDDDD u made my day
Same, I fell off my chair, no lie.
I don't think there is a flattering way to use that thing
At the end, it sprays your face with a cooling spray. 😂
Would anybody else love to see a video tour of their house? It seems absolutely beautiful.
I’m irrationally angered by how nice their kitchen is
that microwave thought.. it is so high priced and us poor folk can't buy nice shit like that.
Yea jealousy is typically irrational, at least you admit....
@@theecstatic9686 you seem great a parties....
@@theecstatic9686 its envy in this case. jealousy is the fear of losing something you already possess to someone else.
@@bradmarcum3160 I saw that and thought wow I haven't seen a drawer one before, looked up the price, it costs 4 times mine that I'd consider mid range, jeez
I like how the other day they showed Jeannie using the shake weight and Henry made a comment about how good Jeannie was at doing it and so it seems they wanted an excuse to do a part 2 and have something as a thumb nail that would get them more views. Brilliant !
I assume those tummy views were also part of the view mining xD
These videos seem to be edited weeks or even a whole month in advance, it's more likely the first video was shot AFTER this video we're commenting on, and they just had the shakeweight around
@@mattc9598 cause the normal reacting videos are a week or so advanced and vlogs or these videos take a month or so
Or maybe henry was excited to see Jeannie's talent.
...Snek weight?
If the fix and forget of the Bacon Wave is nice, try the Pizzazz pizza oven. Not with bacon, but I cook so many things on it, including pre-buttered toast. 20 minute max timer, and top and bottom elements (ATK left the bottom element off, then complained about the pizza crust.) And once it's done, the residual heat is nice for keeping things warm for a bit until you're ready.
Shoutout to Jeannie clearly doing all the laundry. Thanks for keeping our boy in clean clothes.
Why am i not surprised
Slap Chop is hilarious. They act like it's some fancy new product but my parents had a pretty much identical product in the 80s. And based on the colour I think they bought it in the 70s.
Don't fix what ain't broken right? 😂
If you want a real laugh, look up Jamaican Slap Chop.
Yo! I thought that too when I saw slap chop! 🤘🏼
@@mr.silver5476 Bruh, I don't often follow YT comment advice, but I did. No Rick Roll, good laugh, fantastic! You win the internet for today sir!
@@Astraeus.. you are welcome, good sir.
I don't know why but seeing Henry not know what the dryer was or how to work it followed by Jeannie folding a shirt over gave me such strong deja vu
Not gonna lie the washer and dryer look they same it doesnt say which is the washer or the dryer
@@FireofGod7 while I get and agree with that, I would be confused as well if I walked in, but if it's something you would use on a fairly regular basis you would know which is which. Think that was what Jeannie was getting at.
The last item you tried was meant to be used on skin and not clothes. Also the way it works is that it shocks you so it makes the muscle twitch.
Doesnt really matter since it's a scam nonetheless
@Drake Hurley they're called tens machines and they use them in physical therapy and if you actually buy a decent one they do work to tense and relax muscle but the one henry bought was cheap and didn't work
@@nrgbunni.i have never been able to touch my toes. Years ago I bought an expensive model, didn't read the instructions, attached the pads to my stomach, turned it to the maximum settings (didn't know), turned it on, and shot across the room. It hurt like a soab but I'm sure i can now touch my toes, unfortunately I didn't loose any weight so my stomach is so big I can't see my toes. 😂🤔🥺
@@johnmcdonald219 so did the product work or no?
@@aminfadayi4694 no. There's a six pack somewhere under this pile of flab but I've not seen it in twenty years 😅
I loved this episode! I laughed so much!
Henry: "This is a small onion"
Me: "What kind of steroids are americans giving to their onions?"
Onions here in Germany are normals about the size of a fist or smaller.
Look up Vidalia onions. They're normally that size and are supposed to be less irritating so you cry less.
Huh? In super markets in Germany we have both kinds of onions (and more, e.g. the red ones). The smaller ones are, as Daniel said, more spicy and I use them mostly for cooking, the bigger ones are less irritating and are often used for salads.
Yeah same thought. When I saw the onion I thought it obviously wouldn't fit, they are fucking massive. Then he said this one isn't even that big.
I had the exact same reaction, here in Brazil most of them are way smaller too
In Murica everything is BIGGER MOAR BETTER
I think the most impressive thing in this video is their fancy microwave
I first thought it was an oven
I would 100% spill a lot of stuff if I had that fancy microwave drawer!
It doesn't rotate which is weird. Rotation is needed for ever cooking
I can tell you as someone who used to do renovation work, that kitchen is easily 50k to 60k+ that is one lovely home they have, and if they are in seattle proper, then very expensive.
@@AquilaChryaetos Same.
you guys are so cute together! Loved it. I'm subbed! No ASOT products needed bro, she's adorable :)
Man, all your foodstuffs are so gigantics.
Your butter thing uses stick butter
To be honest, I'm more amazed by the microwave that opens like an oven. Like damn, that's an amazing microwave!
Yes I've never before seen a microwave with a drawer.
I had the same thought!
I see these quite a bit. I also remodel houses and when someone get their whole kitchen done they usually get this kind of microwave
When they first opened it, I was like "Why are they putting food in the dishwasher?" lol
@@NezzConstantine lol Same.
This couple is the only that makes me stay sit watching a video 33 minutes long without skipping it. Props to them for the great content!
Wow. That flew by, felt like one of their 12 min videos.
@aXsEpSiLoN yeah, that's their magic hehe
@@nuknukisdead very enjoyable content indeed, they're so funny and spicy
Didn't even realize it's 30 minutes
I'd love to see Henry & Jeannie do a gadget testing series on the channel, especially kitchen gadgets
Thanks you two for the heads up live tee show
These two adorable idiots have so many people emotionally invested in them its amazing.
2:19
I love that Jeannie just says "Yeah" in response.
Yes, baconwave works pretty darn good.
For the egg products, boiled eggs must be doused in cold water for about thirty seconds to separate the egg from the film, and the film then sticks to the shell instead, mostly keeping the shell together when cracked.
I love that it was the most dist product from them two and ends up being the best one and possibly life changing 😂. I'm acutely considering it after Henry's eyes flash open at the taste either stupidly good slasman or genuine yummers to the taste buds.🎉😂
I heard that the water separating the egg from the shell is bs. That how good it separates is based on the age of the egg, cause of gases that build up.
And that you run boiled eggs in cold water so that they dont cook themselves for longer with the remaining heat left in them.
Edit: was wrong about the gases. It has more to do with the pH of the egg white. The fresher the less pH the harder to get the shell off.
@@backpug1228 Dude, You heard?
You must not boil and peel eggs that often.
Dousing them in water for a short time greatly reduces the time and difficulty of peeling. Sure, you still get the occasional egg that does not follow that rule, but most eggs do. It's very noticeable.
The desk thud is priceless with a good speaker system. BOOM. Hilarious. Keep it up.
Bought the rotisserie from a tv ad more than 15 years ago.... still use it every time I cook a whole chicken or turkey... review, it's outstanding, both done to perfection.
Only thing I found was I should have waited for the XL version. I can only do up to a 13 lb turkey. XL can go bigger.
Lol. The dinner date thing with the corset... reminds me of a date a
I went on.
So years ago, I was working in executive protection. I wore a suit, and a 3A vest under my shirt. The idea was low key protection for our clients. Not overt. So I dressed like a administrative assistant and basically filled that role when the client was out and about. Except unlike a admin, I was also wearing a kevlar vest, and carrying a handgun in an IWB holster, and a small collapsible baton on my belt across the small of my back
So, I went from work directly to a blind date (this was way back when internet dating was a totally new thing, late 90s) and my profile didn't mention the full scope of what I did for a living. (For obvious reasons) Only that I worked as an administrative assistant in a local buisnessman's office.
Well, any way - this chic seemed really cool and she lived in the city where I worked, And we made a last minute plan to meet. I lived in the suburbs so instead of going home and changing, doffing my vest and putting weapon in the safe, I just went directly on the date. I figured it was just a first meet - and that it was a non commital coffee date - so still rolling heavy wouldn't be a problem, since it really was supposed to be a 1 hour "lets meet and see if we hit it off" thing, and the city i worked in was pretty rough around the edges. so I didn't want to leave the weapon unattended in my car in the nearby public lot, and replacement cost on the vest was pretty high if i got broken into so I just kept it on.
So i jumped on a transit bus and met this girl. Oh, boy... she was even cuter in person than her profile pics let on - not what you would call "hot", just a bubbly energetic, athletic, girl next door kinda thing. I'm a sucker for that. I guess I exceeded her expectations as well. An hour for coffee turned into diner, and a movie... And a couple of drinks at a bar... which was just a block away from her appartment... so, she proposes I walk her home - and she (innocently) says "I'll call you a cab to drive you back to the lot at your work. I wouldn't want you walking 4 blocks back to the bus stop this time of night, you are too pretty to be wandering around in this neighborhood." (found that funny, considering I'm armed to the teeth) so - we start walking, and out of habit I walk with her on my left side, (which caused a little dance, like she wanted ME on her left...which later, made a lot of sense) and she holds my hand. About a half block later she puts her arm around my waist. And i feel her kinda give my flank a squeeze through my vest... and she sorta does a sidelong look at me. shit... lol. I think I've been made. But she says nothing. We just keep chatting and flirting, and before long we are at her place. So she plants one on me, grabs my ass and asks if I'd like to come upstairs.
Uhhhhhh yeah... does the pope wear a funny hat? Things happen, and we start making out on her sofa. Her hand brushes my piece once (I had positioned my right hip strategically into the sofa arm to try and avoid it) and she finally says..."are you wearing a girddle?!" Ummm. Errrrrr...."no, I'm wearing body armor" And then she says "so the thing that felt like lump of metal on your waist, is a gun right?)" "Errrrrr. Yeah?" "Oh thank god... she says... I was afraid you wear wearing a griddle and that bod of yours was a lie." (I was of a form back then - late 20s very very fit) that explains why you never took off your coat. Your tailor is excellent, I had no idea your were armed" So with that Ice broken, I mentioned i work in security. And I pull the gun out, unload it and place it on the coffee table
She says... "i have a safe, do you mind if we put that in there while you are over? She gets this fiesty look and says "yours is way bigger than mine, what its that?! A .45?" (I was carrying a glock 20 in 10mm) and she pulls a -little Khar P40 (a very small single stack .40) out of her purse. And she says "my off duty piece, my work Iron is a smith and wesson 4006" turns out, little miss girl next door was a city cop! Lol. I'd have never guessed. (he profile said she worked "for the city" So My gun goes into her safe along side her duty gun, and she says the khar lives in the nightstand, if you need it.
Helluva night - lots of fun. We broke up about 2 years later - she moved to DC and got a job with homeland security.
What a journey i just went on.
Sorry it didnt pan out, but still a better love story than Twilight
That's rough buddy, sounds like the two of you where a good match.
Quality story my good man.
That was a nice life story, thanks for sharing, I enjoy this kind of real life stories.
And everyone got clapped
A lot of these "as seen on TV" infomercial type products are actually super useful for disabled/elderly people. The egg cracker and Slap Chop (et al) are great for people who have limited dexterity! So while they're not terribly useful for able bodied people (and definitely not all disabled people would benefit from them/their design), they're a great option!
The force needed to grip / depress these is to much for a disabled person. A food processor is for disabled people. Ya'll are just defending these wastes of plastic because of nostalgia. They'd advertise it to the disabled if they cared. These are just cash grabs.
Especially the flex tape, incase you have that one annoying neighbor.
disabled guy here, totally agree
You know grandma has artritis
You are joking right? 😂
yous should add an amazing link to the bacon wave and the slap chop? in fact all of the things shown
Newly subbed. You guys make me laugh! I like that! 👍
Jeannie: "I love this guy!"
MxR: "Didn't he kill his girlfriend?"
*That took a really dark turn.*
He actually didn't kill his girlfriend ...he assaulted a prostitute. Lol
Yeah, still pretty dark.
Especially when the only reply before mine is from a person who doesn't even exist anymore 🤣
@@awonderfulfeeling8588 Ye xd, with me it says: 2 antwoorden (antwoorden is dutch for comments)
he did not. he did hire a prostitute, who, for reasons unknown to me, bit him on the tongue so hard he had severe wounds, which caused him to punch her in the face causing lacerations. charges were dropped because there was no proof that either of them made the first assault. however he was later on sued for allegedly stalking, emotionally abusing, groping and bribing his former assistant. he also has a history of being a lawsuit scammer (he would sue people for really stupid things).
That last product looks like a cheap EMS unit...similar to a TENS unit. Those adhesive pads are reusable to a point (eventually the adhesive 'wears out' because of skin oils, dead skin cells, etc), but they only really work when placed directly on the skin. Putting them over the clothing would probably prevent them from doing anything.
When the pads stuck to the Henry's shirt and the rest of the unit popped off, it looked like a standard snap-lead attachment type for EMS devices. Those power units that actually produce the electrical signal though look really cheap and probably not all that powerful, and I don't doubt the reviews based on them.
That tens unit is actually pretty good for back pain no joke, I don't like the electric tensing other muscles so I don't use it anywhere else, but yeah for that random back pain even crippling back pain this can help.
Tens unit is good for the balls lmao
would be nice if they do a follow up with a tens unit that they have seen on tv. not a fake tens unit.
I have some problems with my kneecaps (I think that's he right name for the part of the leg between the ankle and the knee) that causes a lot of pain, TENS really give me relief, but if I have to walk a lot and fast the pain gets back quickly.
I got a similar thing but small and USB-powerd that simulates a neck massage and actually works, but the reusability of these pads is awful.
But I wouldn't be comfortable to put these things anything near my heart-area, and the ones sold in the EU actually demand you in the manual, to never put it near your heart.
26:00 okay, some context. those vibrating platform machines are used to treat vertigo. My physical therapist has one and said it was for Vertigo treatment, but not sure on the mechanical reason why that particular motion is supposed to help people with unsteady gait.
Love you guy's content. Keep it up.
Suggestion.
Put a shock mount on your mic so every time you hit the desk, it does not vibrate.
I love how they make the actors in those comercials so unskilled at basic things just to sell the newest gadget that makes life easier. You guys did a great job. Always funny, always entertaining and I want... nay, I need that Bacon Wave!
Almost all as seen on tv products are designed for people with disabilities however they can’t market them that way because they would not make money. Hence the stupid people in the commercials. The snuggy was designed by a mom with a kid in a wheelchair because putting something over him was easier. The history of infomercials is fascinating.
Shamwow guy didn't kill his girlfriend. He married in 2014 and got divorced in 2018, normal stuff.
However he did got arrested in 2009 after he had to call the cops when a prostitute bit into his tongue during intercourse and refused to let go until he repeatedly beat her.
If I remember correctly he also had crack on him and that is what got him fired from the infomercials.
what? lol
It's true. He did admit later that the incident was a wake-up call for him (Vince Offer is his real name) and it forced him to clean-up his life. He even poked fun at himself during a commercial for the Schticky, a reusable lint roller.
How would she even communicate that with his tongue clamped between her teeth? Is he a dentist? Wa waa vuh uh wvuh!
@@tactileslut Believe what the commenter was getting at is she bit his tongue and refused to let it go so he told the police he was forced to beat her up to get her to release it.
Jeannie could be a sales person for any of these products. She has that charm and personality that they look for in these commercials.
I thought that Henry fits that descrption and that Jeannie perfectly fits the naive housewife that would buy these products.😂
this is true thee video that made em a fan of you two... way too funny for its own good
Even if it was functional I don't think that Gym Form Duo would have worked through your clothes.
Those sort of things don't vibrate, they send an electric pulse through the skin causing the muscle they are placed over to spasm. The sticky pads are also a conductor and good skin contact is required.
"I've never been good at spreading legs." Henry - 2022.
Also, if you're interested in easier hard boiled eggs, we use a specific set of steps at work and I think your issue is missing the last one.
Bring pot of water to a rolling boil
Add eggs and cook for 13 minutes
transfer to an ice-water bath for 5+ minutes (more than 5 doesn't matter much, but less than 5 makes them harder to peel)
The eggs aren't entirely cooled after only 5 minutes, still warm on the inside, but we prepare them in advance for the following day. Cooking times and baking times can vary depending on elevation and device, but that seems to be a lot more of an issue with ovens than pots of boiling water.
when i saw they were still hot i was like, "bro you did not even cook it right".
I also do the cold water trick. And most time the shell comes apart in 2 pieces almost completely.
I never spend more than 20sec per egg to remove the shell completely and flawlessly.
Immersing the hot boil egg in cold water will crack/split the egg shell for you.
Also, the fresher the eggs the easier they are to peel.
13 minutes, that egg is going to be hard like a stone, about 6 minutes and its like wax inside with a perfect middle
These guys are oddly soothing. I like it
For boiling eggs if you tap the fat bottom side with a spoon before boiling it ( You hear the inside make a snap sound) the shell will peel off very easy....with also doing the ice water bath after cooking it.
lmao you guys are aware that the electrodes on the "duo impulse"/"gym form duo" thing work with electricity, as in the electrodes need to make contact with your skin, right?
Cloth is not going to lead electricity 😆
I mean, besides the product not really looking too serious maybe, but the thing is not going to work without the circuit being closed (i.e. when both electrodes make skin contact only then can it lead electricity.) lol
I see a new onlyfans video coming.
This is truth lol I was thinking the same thing.
I saw him put the egg adaptor backwards and not understand what was wrong with it. Close circuits its a step above that.
The people commenting about the product not working probably also didn't put the thing on skin before. They don´t read manuals or this things don´t have one, because they also got to internet to see the time for the eggs
I swear they actually thought it was some sort of vibrating thing again 😂
For that body shaker one, that is an actual tool used in my physical therapist’s place. It is meant to promote blood flow and loosen the body up. It actually helped a bit after my back injury
You can also do pushups on it to work more arms and upper body.... I don't know about the TV version but the machine at my physical therapy clinic was about $6k... I used it for my lower back as well to loosen muscles...trick might be to tense the muscle you want to work and try to resist the oscillation.
Oscar Meyer is some of the tastiest bacon, but they use a lot of water during processing and it usually shrinks a lot. I've always saved the fat/grease to fry eggs and potatoes.
😂 I love you guys. After watching this episode, I subscribed I remembered most of the commercials. Also, I haven't stopped laughing. Juguyz are outta hand😅😂
it's crazy to see how often it's proven that jeannie loves henry for his personality or his *ridge* wallet because every single person in the world that has watched 1 or more of mxr videos knows it definitely isn't because of Henry's intelligence.
Ouch. (Though if you think about it, he has never had to work for anyone but himself since college. That's pretty smart, don't you think?)
Intelligence doesn't correlate with success. There are plenty of smart people who aren't successful and plenty of dumb people who are. Motivation and discipline are more likely to make someone successful than intelligence.
they look like best friends having a good time. it's pretty easy to feel jealous about what they've got
Some of the dumbest people I know have Mensa IQs. Sometimes smart people are so in their head about what they are doing that they aren't present enough to do what they are doing well.
@@JimHarkanson so true lol
I have to say....I'm impressed by the review of those "As Seen on TV" products, but I am also loving your kitchen. That drawer microwave blew my mind!
Right?
I mean, I thaught for a moment: "why do they put that bacon into the Oven, isn´t it supposed to go into the Microwave?" But damnnnn...
I've been thinking it was an oven when ever they used it
I thought it was a dishwasher...
probably cost the price of my whole kitchen set XD
So that microwave is dope AF
watching you guys video is like being on TIktok i just get stuck going from 1 video to another lmfao
I love how he has extra large onions and extra large butter, and somehow he thinks that's normal sized
Are things really that small where you live?
I think hes trying to imply something...
Normal sticks of butter are the ones from the commercials,
@@DaltonKY08yes the machine is for 1/4 lb sticks of butter, usually bought in a pack of 4 , makes 1 lb ( pound ) in the US.
If you have an oven, you already have a superior version of Bacon Wave. Bake your bacon. Just lay out your bacon on a cooking rack with a baking pan or cookie sheet underneath and throw then in the oven to bake for a few minutes. Better, crispier and more flavorful results than Bacon Wave.
BTW, the Gym Form Duo is a pair of electrodes, they need direct contact with the skin in order to work, they do not work through clothing. All they do is pulse electricity through the target muscle group, causing them to involuntarily tense. There is no indication if it's actually working except the rippling of the muscles, they do not shake or make any noise. They actually use similar devices for physical therapy.
Tens units are used to relieve pain for pregnant women. A midwife I know showed one they used. Turns out they are also used as adult toys by the BDSM crowd, though the units they use aren't used to relieve pain...
A TASER gives you 10X the workout in 1/2 the time!
the flex tape. i find it easier for holes to do the inside first if possible. cuz if you do the outside then inside you trap a bit of water or liquid between. if and when flex tape works.
Does eggpod things work I had the really old one without the latches on the si'd worked great
3:42 LOL I love that Jeannie says it's disgusting and then immediately puts it to her face and smells it.
You are one lucky man, MxR!!
I love how Henry had no idea he’s just cooked a perfectly soft boiled egg
This si the kind of content I didnt know I needed in my life
The gym form thing has to be applied directly on skin moist . An electic shock travels from one pad to the other through your muscles causing them to twitch on and off with every shock wave .
ngl I love how wholesome both of them are, been watching videos for a while and they've always been consistent with that
Oh, yes... wholesome. What with all those f-bombs punctuating their banter.
@@davidanderson_surrey_bc I fail to see anything contrary to my statement.
My husband and I enjoy your consistent content in the evening! Thank you!
y'all a straight couple? ik it's not important I'm just being nosey
My wife and I love the show as well.
@@electus1 Is was hard for him to convince me to watch them at first (the thumbnails can be a bit much) but this and Daily Dose of Internet are my top channels now
The last one only works when you have it on your skin. You won't detect it doing anything holding it in your hand and it won't work thru clothes. It needs direct skin contact on both ends because it is just putting out a current that has to complete the circuit to feel anything. And it completes the circuit thru your body/muscle tissue, causing the muscle spasm.
i love how henry's wink was just blinking lol.
When Henry mentions Jeannie coming to her goals at the 30:56 mark, watch her expression change in a millisecond. It is hilarious!!!😂😂😂
The butter bit and how he explained had me dead lol
Henry's perception of both onion and butter sizes is sus.
The gym form duo impulse actually needs to directly touch your body to work (because it uses electrical impulses that won't go through your clothes fabric). It probably doesn't work anyway and you would've had to sensor Jeannie using it or only have Henry use it. but just saying it isn't meant to be used through clothes regardless if it does or doesn't actually work
Was gutted they didn't work that out. Was waiting for the shock (literally) when he turned it on
Thanks for saying this. I was thinking the same thing.
pretty sure they can use it in their arm or leg... as long there is muscle it can work...
Yeah, looks like a cheap TENS machine.
@@cktrapp4880 That's exactly what it is . It's more expensive but a real TENS does work .
Society could not survive if Jeannie got any cuter. It will cause chaos.
Agreed
wtf bro?
That's what I was thinking when I saw the title of the video
Great Ludwig impersonation💖
I had to comment on that one, years ago I was working on a natural product fabric and i was driving the forklift when I accidently hit a HUGE water pipe, but when I say huge it's over 120 gallons per minute, so it broke and started to flow water EVERYWHERE like crazy and I was panicking a bit, then I remember we had this sticky tape for emergency near by, and 5 mins later I went back and even though there was a huge flow of water, I managed to shut it down with few pieces of that tape, might not be the same brand but it truly works
I just love watching these TV ad products. The people in them are always showing you how difficult it is to do simple, everyday things... as if they have never seen normal items before. Who butters their toast like they are laying cement? Cracks eggs like they are trying to crack open a coconut? Always the most clueless, incompetent human beings in the world.
Or, senior citizens that have lost a significant amount of fine motor control due to age, or tremors, or Parkinson's, or any other number of degenerative diseases that result from aging. That's who these things are all aimed at, not some fictitious complete idiot.
Almost all as seen on tv products are designed for people with disabilities however they can’t market them that way because they would not make money. Hence the stupid people in the commercials. The snuggy was designed by a mom with a kid in a wheelchair because putting something over him was easier. The history of infomercials is fascinating.
“This is a small onion too”
Is trying to slap chop a huge ass onion. Also he calls a huge ass stick of butter “run of the mill”. Where the hell do they get all this large food.
Also Slap Chop is nothing but a slight (worse) redesign of an old chopper. Imagine most of what is slap chop but with a blade in the shape of an X (nothing to get the food stuck in) and a lid that screws on to a jaw. My family had one of those in a 80s.
Yeah, calls one of the biggest fking yellow onions I've seen a "small onion"...
that slap chop thing my mum had one about 40 years ago, you don't need that bacon thing to microwave bacon and you can deshell hard-boiled eggs using a jam jar half full of water
Maybe they live in Texas and ordered the items out of state
One way I learned to peel an egg shell on hard boiled egg was rolling it on a flat surface with a little bit of pressure
@mxrplays the last one is electrostatic. Its not mechanical. It sends short bursts of electrostatic energy through your muscle to force it to contract. You never applied it to your skin. It wors on the same principle as a taser
3:46 The change in Jeannie's voice is gold. She actually fully expected Henry to drink it if didn't intervene. xD
After watching their food episodes, I concur with Jeannie.
@@catbert7 True that, lol.
Tone*
@@DarkVWolf Yes. But I suppose that's about all of what changes in anyone's voice, no?
@@anubhavmuku96 No. Your comment sounded like her voice had a change in pitch, but it was just a tone.
The last one is supposed to be an electrode, that actually uses current to contract your muscles, not vibration. I think you got a really cheap knockoff but they do have legit ones for about 20 bucks
That's what I just commented. If it weren't for those things, I'd most likely be paralyzed right now.
Funnily enough I think the sponsor they once advertised could have them, obviously not in sport section though.
its a cheap tens unit lol
And it had to be attached to skin to transfer electricity to the muscles to activate twitch. Can't do it on clothes... Will never work that way.
what kind of moron thinks they can do electrolysis through clothing
I just bought the Baconwave. Thank you fam.
This maybe my fav mxr vid
I’ve been in fitness and physical therapy for a while and it’s the first time I’ve ever seen someone apply a muscle stimulation electrode pads over their clothes, did they think it was vibration based??? 😂😂😂
Yeeeeeah that one had me a little upset. Not even because we didn’t see anything but just because of how senseless it was. I can’t even believe it’s because they were afraid of YT because they could have just put it on under their clothes off screen or something. I love these two but sometimes they are painfully ignorant.
Yeah they obviously thought it was vibration based, and didn't realize it was supposed to be electrical stimulation.