What Happens When You Battle The Pokemon God

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  • @leeisaliveinmyheart8790
    @leeisaliveinmyheart8790 Před 5 lety +9502

    “I created you, I can sure as hell destroy you”
    My mom every time she gets mad at me.

  • @SRUFUS3D
    @SRUFUS3D Před 8 lety +2775

    And Sandlash continued his life serving God and became a Unova's witness.

  • @Chadfill8348
    @Chadfill8348 Před 4 lety +4200

    "God is dead and Red has captured him"
    -Pokemon Trainer Nietzsche

    • @rakisutav9587
      @rakisutav9587 Před 4 lety +42

      I'm the 69th liked
      Am I the chosen one

    • @annadabaruah7659
      @annadabaruah7659 Před 4 lety +14

      @@rakisutav9587 well yes but actually no

    • @adrianflores7269
      @adrianflores7269 Před 4 lety +13

      I was going to press like, but it has 666 likes, I don't want to mess it up

    • @maricle9
      @maricle9 Před 4 lety +8

      I messed it up, you can like it now

    • @Sirrantsalot
      @Sirrantsalot Před 3 lety +10

      No man, I sat next to God once on the bus. Told me the meaning of life, and then he gave me a pretzel.

  • @RomanStan
    @RomanStan Před 4 lety +4876

    I was crying at “ARCEUS is going OLD TESTAMENT GOD up in here” it makes sense

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 Před 3 lety +125

      God: Jesus?
      Jesus: Yeah?
      God: was i really that bad?
      Jesus: LEMME COUNT THE WAYS!

    • @PotionsMaster666
      @PotionsMaster666 Před 3 lety +8

      Idu

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei Před 3 lety +34

      The New Testament has the same God, but tells his new chosen people to react differently because they aren't meant to rule in this life. Also, Revelation has a lot of doom and bloodshed.

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei Před 3 lety +16

      @@seantaggart7382 Jesus said he did not come to abolish the Law that says adulterers and blasphemers deserve to die.

    • @absolutezero8884
      @absolutezero8884 Před 3 lety +17

      New testament huh the bible 2.0 updated by humans

  • @DeathbyGlamour-mwahaha-
    @DeathbyGlamour-mwahaha- Před 8 lety +2623

    Book of Genesect!
    Book of Exeggcute!
    Book of Wobafet!
    10/10

  • @ponds91st
    @ponds91st Před 7 lety +5809

    "And we are all shiny."

    • @AyakaruJuuhachi
      @AyakaruJuuhachi Před 6 lety +168

      Orion11790 sounds like the plot of Incredibles.
      If everyone is shiny.. no one will be

    • @vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450
      @vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450 Před 6 lety +22

      Matthias
      Everyone can be shiny if there's infinite colors, patterns and stuff.

    • @SwordCrab
      @SwordCrab Před 6 lety +6

      My heaven

    • @koziboo
      @koziboo Před 6 lety +13

      Tbh, the Pink shinies have a real hard time living than

    • @gingervanlanen9047
      @gingervanlanen9047 Před 6 lety +3

      Orion11790

  • @shorti6171
    @shorti6171 Před 5 lety +6201

    "You captured God"
    *names it FARTASS*

    • @blockbreaker8839
      @blockbreaker8839 Před 5 lety +104

      I SPIT OUT MY DRINK

    • @jorelgooco2775
      @jorelgooco2775 Před 5 lety +117

      Hold on. So it's an ass that farts? Or a fart that asses?

    • @AzraelAsItGetsVtuber
      @AzraelAsItGetsVtuber Před 5 lety +17

      I just ordered a bag with the Hope’s Peak Logo on it the other day

    • @shorti6171
      @shorti6171 Před 5 lety +4

      @@AzraelAsItGetsVtuber and I have a hoodie with Hope's Peak...nice mate

    • @deanjurgens1651
      @deanjurgens1651 Před 5 lety +23

      So now when I’m praying i have to call god fartass??

  • @Feedback105
    @Feedback105 Před 3 lety +236

    “Fu*k that. HYPER BEAM!!!”

  • @PenDragon-hg1lg
    @PenDragon-hg1lg Před 8 lety +11259

    Am I the only one questioning why he's using his level 27 Sandslash to fight a level 100 Arceus?

    • @trainershade1937
      @trainershade1937 Před 7 lety +698

      He is clearly using a Action Replay to force it to appear on a random route.

    • @trainershade1937
      @trainershade1937 Před 7 lety +149

      Real talk though, it is just an script choice.

    • @MegaC3600
      @MegaC3600 Před 7 lety +102

      +Trainer Shade This seems fully animated. And besides I don't think Arceus was a pokemon in 3rd gen games.

    • @trainershade1937
      @trainershade1937 Před 7 lety +114

      ThatOneQ0r
      It is an animation, I was making a joke on how you can't find a wild level 100 Arceus ANYWHERE unless you cheat. However it is more likely a choice when they were making the script for this skit.
      Lastly, on the topic of 3rd Gen, who knows. Game Freak has been known for having designs that they don't immediately use. A big example is Shellos and Gastrodon, who were both planned for Gen 3 (even having sprites in the Gen 3 games) but ended up scrapped for Gen 4.

    • @thatdapperfellow
      @thatdapperfellow Před 7 lety +8

      I mean, it works.

  • @Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni
    @Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni Před 9 lety +5313

    Worry not. Soon we shall be free in heaven, Where there are no status ailments...And were all shiny...

    • @phugindomas
      @phugindomas Před 8 lety +193

      BUT IF THEY'RE ALL SHINY, SHINY IS NORMAL >.>

    • @0927kira
      @0927kira Před 8 lety +115

      i dont know any dragonite who would wanna be a shiny

    • @oranohb64
      @oranohb64 Před 8 lety +12

      Well, when Pokemon Go comes out I'll make sure to evolve my eevee at night

    • @oranohb64
      @oranohb64 Před 8 lety +13

      ***** because a shiny espeon HELL NAW!

    • @NielsvdS
      @NielsvdS Před 8 lety +3

      we're

  • @kimieorken1783
    @kimieorken1783 Před 4 lety +1282

    "Soon you will be free in heaven, where there is no status illness , and we are all shiny."

  • @Moonlord2193
    @Moonlord2193 Před 3 lety +474

    Beginning arceus = new testament God
    Ending arceus = old testament God

    • @tuilleri
      @tuilleri Před 2 lety +12

      Same God

    • @juliagonzalez9977
      @juliagonzalez9977 Před 2 lety +5

      Idk if your interested but I’ve been reading a good book explaining the Old Testament from a theist perspective. Just like an apologetic book called “Is God a Moral Monster?” By Paul Copan, I recommend it if anyone is interested in seeing how Christians respond when being asked why God seems so bad morally in the Old Testament.
      Or just anyone who sees this comment and is curious!
      I like your profile pic, I love undertale :)

    • @tuilleri
      @tuilleri Před 2 lety

      @@juliagonzalez9977 so Anyone that would like to know how to counter an argument that states God is evil in the Old Testament basically

    • @juliagonzalez9977
      @juliagonzalez9977 Před 2 lety

      @@tuilleri yes, just incase anyone’s interested :)

    • @tuilleri
      @tuilleri Před 2 lety

      @@juliagonzalez9977 what’s the book called

  • @-startro6816
    @-startro6816 Před 8 lety +4090

    "Soon you will be free in heaven, where there are no status ailments, and we are all shiny"
    Sounds great. *kills all his pokemon*

    • @beaniepollard8290
      @beaniepollard8290 Před 8 lety +13

      same

    • @rosegfx9882
      @rosegfx9882 Před 7 lety +21

      then a dragonite goes to pokeheaven... just ew.

    • @PortraitofaDream
      @PortraitofaDream Před 7 lety +19

      AND WHEN EVERYONES SUPER ha...ha.....No one is....

    • @aermix7794
      @aermix7794 Před 7 lety +4

      - Startro your grammar is not very effective
      its *elements

    • @albond
      @albond Před 7 lety +7

      __STYX __ your grammar is not very effective either
      It's *IT'S

  • @eullianamapuvire2249
    @eullianamapuvire2249 Před 6 lety +7956

    *Gets slashed 2-5 times by a creature with razor sharp claws*
    Arceus:Meh
    *Gets sand in its eye*
    Arceus:DIE!!

    • @Yomasi
      @Yomasi Před 5 lety +419

      It's even funnier when you know that sand attack only lowers accuracy

    • @TheAazah
      @TheAazah Před 5 lety +395

      @@Yomasi
      Hense why he missed so many hyperbeans

    • @koreanchic1182
      @koreanchic1182 Před 5 lety +17

      HA

    • @DarkwearGT
      @DarkwearGT Před 5 lety +24

      That's the truth

    • @shinyakira4952
      @shinyakira4952 Před 5 lety +39

      darkwear gt growtopia I’m sorry, but are you telling someone to die because of a fact? How sad.

  • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225

    This is... Honestly, the closest they got to canon with a Pokemon. Arceus is all wise and stoic up until its made genuinely upset in any way, then it puts a moratorium on all its kindness and wisdom and goes into a full-blown Old Testament tantrum.

    • @ZPokemonfanA
      @ZPokemonfanA Před rokem +12

      And goes from having a divine heavenly voice to that of a bratty whiny teenager.

  • @nafra4494
    @nafra4494 Před 5 lety +249

    Arceus: "And we are all shiny"
    Nidoqueen: *cries in Nidoqueen*

  • @vengonva
    @vengonva Před 9 lety +271

    An accurate depiction of how stupidly OP sand attack can become after just a few uses

    • @meep4099
      @meep4099 Před 8 lety +7

      Vengonva Ever used smokescreen in Mystery Dungeon?

    • @dooplon5083
      @dooplon5083 Před 8 lety +5

      +Pega Sister Ever use Discharge? I managed to take out the room with Regigigas's attack group in a matter of moments. Poor legendary had no chance against my tiny Pikachu (this was in Mystery dungeon)

    • @L1am21
      @L1am21 Před 8 lety +2

      +Atomic Robo Tesla Discharge? isn't that when a thick white substance leaks out of a woman's vagina?

    • @dooplon5083
      @dooplon5083 Před 8 lety +1

      L1am21 No, it's when the ween does a squirtie

    • @vengonva
      @vengonva Před 8 lety

      ***** ?

  • @mudaquetoca
    @mudaquetoca Před 7 lety +1714

    "ARCEUS is going OLD TESTAMENT GOD up in here!"

    • @GoblinLord
      @GoblinLord Před 4 lety +46

      I would have spat my drink out at that
      IF I HAD ONE

    • @HTMR-de8gz
      @HTMR-de8gz Před 4 lety +23

      Funny, God was actually more forgiving and loving in the old testament, and literally straight up killed people for lying in the new testament. Not to mention REVELATION is a New Testament book.
      Don't mind me....

    • @voidx6981
      @voidx6981 Před 4 lety +6

      HTMR4445 1 back when he had more patience than he do now lmao

    • @electricpaisy6045
      @electricpaisy6045 Před 4 lety +10

      @@HTMR-de8gz ever heard what he did to the Egyptians? Or what happened when Noah built his Ark?

    • @HTMR-de8gz
      @HTMR-de8gz Před 4 lety +18

      @@electricpaisy6045 You mean how he gave the Egyptians 10 chances and took away each Plauge when they asked, or do you mean how he used Joseph to save them from starvation.
      Also, do you mean how he saved a family from an evil and chaotic world, while simoltaniously giving every person in that world a century to repent?

  • @vmarzein
    @vmarzein Před 5 lety +1357

    “You captured GOD”
    This is how cursed that sentence is
    |
    V

  • @will_barrow
    @will_barrow Před 2 lety +56

    0:28
    “As it is written in the book of Genesect (Genesis)” as a catholic, this cracks me up every time 😂

    • @kingadam69
      @kingadam69 Před rokem +2

      And also Exodus Is Exeggcute. I don’t believe in any form of religion as im an atheist but I just know that.

    • @tylersoto7465
      @tylersoto7465 Před rokem

      I want to see a pokemon version of the bible lol

    • @uzumazin5099
      @uzumazin5099 Před 8 měsíci

      @@kingadam69
      1:29
      What about the book of Wobbuffet?

  • @MoistyHoots
    @MoistyHoots Před 7 lety +2104

    1:05
    “OH GOD”
    Did Arceus just called himself?

  • @flair541
    @flair541 Před 8 lety +2749

    If Arceus is god, and Giritina is Satan basically, are Dialga and Palkia Archangels or something?

  • @troudiamine552
    @troudiamine552 Před 4 lety +391

    When he wrote "FA", my mind didn't exactly go for fartass...

  • @Alex918YT
    @Alex918YT Před 3 lety +158

    Arceus’s voice changed when he got the sand in his eyes, why am I the only one commenting this all these years later?

    • @raveastjennifersandy9220
      @raveastjennifersandy9220 Před 3 lety +1

      Was Arceus's voice actor changed?

    • @Kevin-dt9xm
      @Kevin-dt9xm Před 3 lety +10

      it was supposed to be audio shorthand for "hes dropping the whole mystical, ethereal thing cuz hes pissed off"

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 Před 2 lety +1

      I guess he's more ethereal and majestic when, um... "fully composed", but when he's not, well he doesn't care about his majestic appearance 😅

    • @indeedthatguy
      @indeedthatguy Před 2 lety +1

      Guess you are the only one, who thought it was worth mentioning

  • @JBR
    @JBR Před 5 lety +1869

    “as it is written in the book of genesect”
    “as it is written in the book of exegcutor”
    lmao

  • @androsthewarriorhighalpha
    @androsthewarriorhighalpha Před 8 lety +3138

    instead of Master Balls how about Holy Balls..

  • @clonerloner4178
    @clonerloner4178 Před 5 lety +428

    ''YoU UsEd a HOly BaLl! yoU caPtUreD GOD!''
    Names it FARTASS.

  • @CriminalGamingHimself
    @CriminalGamingHimself Před 5 lety +100

    "Arceus is going Old Testiment God up there"
    Goodness Dorkly

  • @fartass2179
    @fartass2179 Před 7 lety +4126

    I MAY BE GOD BUT I'M STILL A POKEMON GOD DAMMIT

  • @sirbughunter
    @sirbughunter Před 5 lety +3844

    "SANDSLASH hast UNSUBSCRIBED from r/atheism!"
    God, this is so good! 😂

  • @moseslalmuanpuia8988
    @moseslalmuanpuia8988 Před 3 lety +23

    1:36 I can clearly hear the grin on the voicer's face from his lines.

  • @cookiethereeject6065
    @cookiethereeject6065 Před rokem +12

    I like how a non damaging move actually hurts him and not an actual damage move

  • @swiftwinq2173
    @swiftwinq2173 Před 8 lety +241

    751 people refuse to praise our mighty lord FARTASS

  • @Yams-Hams7734
    @Yams-Hams7734 Před 3 lety +15

    "I created you, I sure as hell can destroy you." That quote gets me every time.

  • @akshaynanthur
    @akshaynanthur Před 3 lety +15

    *@**1:30** "Is it not written in the book of Wabuffet, that you sent your Only Egg to Faint for our Sin..."(I'm dying laughing as this is going on)*

  • @twoface2001
    @twoface2001 Před 8 lety +1100

    Man even god doesn't believe in his book

  • @Jaydethepirate
    @Jaydethepirate Před 9 lety +173

    Confirmed: God is weak against Ground-type attacks; including non-damage dealing ones.

    • @truePlasmarift
      @truePlasmarift Před 9 lety +3

      This may be a stupid question, but is a holy ball a real thing? (I haven't played a Pokemon game in years)

    • @L1am21
      @L1am21 Před 9 lety

      Plasma Rift no it isn't

    • @megatonhammer9478
      @megatonhammer9478 Před 9 lety +5

      Unless you count the Master ball as the holy ball o.o

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Před 9 lety

      Nigel g
      Sorry about that. Nintendo gave me the idea.

    • @thegodofmanyvoices4810
      @thegodofmanyvoices4810 Před 9 lety

      Nigel g Why? :(

  • @vbadimothebadassjackass8011

    Moral of the story: Don't throw sand into God's eyes.

  • @limegrass6194
    @limegrass6194 Před 2 lety +18

    Man, this Legends Arceus gameplay looks great!

  • @Synathidy
    @Synathidy Před 7 lety +1056

    I'll bet the Book of Wobbuffet teaches one to be passive and never to be the initial aggressor.

    • @L9velantes
      @L9velantes Před 5 lety +42

      yo he really was a chill dude till u get him mad

    • @MichaelCravith
      @MichaelCravith Před 5 lety +69

      To never be the initial aggressor, to safeguard yourself from danger, and to take the fucker with you if you're killed.

    • @mgmlucy
      @mgmlucy Před 5 lety +29

      Nah son, in the book of Wobbuffet, it teaches one to use counter and sent that sand throwing rat into the next dimension with a hyper beam.

    • @zenthichutt7071
      @zenthichutt7071 Před 4 lety +2

      Aww man

  • @kylecampbell565
    @kylecampbell565 Před 8 lety +1947

    If everyone is shiny than what's so special about that?

  • @kingbl4de734
    @kingbl4de734 Před 3 lety +16

    Thou shall follow the trainers orders, unless they don’t have the appropriate badge 😂😂

  • @DirectorVibeChecker
    @DirectorVibeChecker Před 3 lety +65

    *“You Captured GOD!”*
    Best Quote

  • @OrbitOnceAround
    @OrbitOnceAround Před 8 lety +271

    The golden rule is: do onto Pokemon what you've done to other Pokemon

    • @sketchb.cartooni5840
      @sketchb.cartooni5840 Před 8 lety +24

      +Steadystrike Mirror Move

    • @AtroSpecter
      @AtroSpecter Před 8 lety +5

      Counter

    • @NathRebornsK
      @NathRebornsK Před 8 lety +4

      Mega Sableye is exempted those two moves: Counter and mirror move.

    • @Monkeyman3000
      @Monkeyman3000 Před 8 lety +4

      I would like this comment, but its currently at 69 right now, and thats beautiful

    • @dylpickle0192
      @dylpickle0192 Před 7 lety +2

      Idk... My poor sex slave Ditto might have something to say about that...
      Then again, maybe not?

  • @SoulHero7
    @SoulHero7 Před 7 lety +246

    "Book of Genesect"
    That's it, stop the video. Nothing will top that.

  • @mr.nameno533
    @mr.nameno533 Před 3 lety +37

    Sandslash: “fury swipes”
    Arceus: *I sleep*
    Sandslash: “sand attack”
    Arceus: *Real Shiz*

  • @rahulsrivastav6863
    @rahulsrivastav6863 Před 4 lety +20

    I love how arceus used hyper beam 5 times, the same number it can be used in the games

  • @Tenwaystospoildinner
    @Tenwaystospoildinner Před 9 lety +304

    Our Arceus, which art in a Holy Ball
    FartAss be thy name
    Thy Judgement be done
    As it is in Sinnoh
    Give us this day our daily Leftovers
    And forgive us our low EVs
    As we forgive them that battle against us
    And lead us not into Dark Caves,
    But deliver us from Giratina.
    For thine is the Championship,
    The Badges, and the League,
    For ever and ever.
    A-Manaphy.

  • @everettlogan2433
    @everettlogan2433 Před 9 lety +243

    Remember leavanny lv 18 tm 22 says
    Thou shalt not have a ditto breed with another ditto for it is garbador

  • @venicedejesus9880
    @venicedejesus9880 Před 5 lety +121

    Arceus got sand in his eye..
    His accuracy lowered!
    Arceus used Hyper beam!
    It was not effective as Arceus missed...
    Moments later, Arceus transformed into Anakin Skywalker!!!

  • @Idontknowwhattowrite150
    @Idontknowwhattowrite150 Před 3 lety +8

    “ and we’re all shiny “
    All charzards: wait what ?
    All gyaradoses: did I hear that correctly ?
    All gengars: well screw me

  • @wingeddragonra3953
    @wingeddragonra3953 Před 8 lety +307

    atheists found this video funny,
    Christians found this video funny, dorkly is truly awesome

    • @CaravanNoobs
      @CaravanNoobs Před 8 lety +16

      The only way that could be accomplished is that if Dorkly is gawd.

    • @hamza62240
      @hamza62240 Před 8 lety +13

      I'm Muslim too, and I found that funny also!

    • @AlejoxonYT
      @AlejoxonYT Před 8 lety +6

      but what about jews, and the "ARCEUS is going OLD TESTAMENT GOD up in here!" part ._.

    • @wingeddragonra3953
      @wingeddragonra3953 Před 8 lety +3

      Alejoxon_YT That was the best part!

    • @Railgun5
      @Railgun5 Před 8 lety

      +Alejoxon_YT
      I didn't understand that joke so I can't really tell. :/

  • @fleegawn9352
    @fleegawn9352 Před 7 lety +988

    wait hold up i dropped my pecha berry nobody move where is it

    • @fleegawn9352
      @fleegawn9352 Před 7 lety +4

      ...Switching to Geico can save you a ton of money on car insurance...

    • @shwa3455
      @shwa3455 Před 7 lety

      We demand execution by eggsecutes...haha

    • @fleegawn9352
      @fleegawn9352 Před 7 lety

      i plead the 5th

    • @nidhinninan1071
      @nidhinninan1071 Před 5 lety +1

      Wait! Here’s the real criminal!
      *brings out the team rocket member who holds a sack of berries*

    • @pump5364
      @pump5364 Před 5 lety

      fleegawn eats peach a berry slowly....

  • @Mario87456
    @Mario87456 Před rokem +4

    Turns out when you catch Arceus you are only really catching a part of it as revealed in Pokémon Legends Arceus. So no a child cannot really catch god at all.

  • @jayceejc
    @jayceejc Před 4 lety

    😭😭😭 my favorite dorkly video

  • @leovaldez4093
    @leovaldez4093 Před 7 lety +149

    Even Arceus is pissed by sand attack

    • @TequilaMockingBird91
      @TequilaMockingBird91 Před 5 lety +8

      Leo Valdez as well he should be. Sand attack is the worst troll move ever. Right next to confusion.

    • @matthew8629
      @matthew8629 Před rokem

      @@TequilaMockingBird91 double team though

  • @Facade953
    @Facade953 Před 8 lety +880

    Mewtwo:Tell me,do you bleed?
    Arceus:What?
    Mega Mewtwo X:You...WILL!!!!

    • @firesonic1010
      @firesonic1010 Před 8 lety +77

      Mewtwo v Arceus: dawn of pokémon

    • @Facade953
      @Facade953 Před 8 lety +19

      firebrony101 I would SO watch that movie!!!

    • @firesonic1010
      @firesonic1010 Před 8 lety +11

      LegendOfLegends19100 Me too!!!

    • @trainershade1937
      @trainershade1937 Před 7 lety +48

      *The two are battling... then SUDDENLY*
      Announcer: And its name is. Mega Rayquaza!
      *"Overpowered bullshit! Overpowered bullshit!"*
      Mega Rayquaza: We are owned by children...

    • @JRGProjects
      @JRGProjects Před 7 lety +17

      Giovanni: The Greatest Gladiator match of all time: Arceus God of Pokemon vs Man's Pokemon.

  • @eltoro2440
    @eltoro2440 Před 3 lety +5

    This video is the most hilarious Pokémon video I have ever seen please do more like this soon

  • @autumnleaf2263
    @autumnleaf2263 Před 2 lety +4

    After starting up Pokemon Legends Arceus today, I have to say this aged beautifully. *chef's kiss* 🤌

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation8824 Před 8 lety +143

    Wow this is accurate, I mean that's totally what I would've done

    • @deimosbf1805
      @deimosbf1805 Před 8 lety +4

      HELLO GOD

    • @williambeck2372
      @williambeck2372 Před 8 lety +4

      +Arceus Lord of Creation Wait... you created everything..... but Mew is the first Pokemon so it predates you....... GAH FREAKING POKEMON LORE!

    • @weissschnee3309
      @weissschnee3309 Před 8 lety +1

      +Arceus Lord of Creation are you happy you made me to be destroyed

    • @julian-vanilla8379
      @julian-vanilla8379 Před 8 lety

      oh mah arceus (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Jase_Gaming
      @Jase_Gaming Před 8 lety

      wow o.o

  • @AllTimeScary
    @AllTimeScary Před 9 lety +129

    All praise our lord FARTASS!

    • @BrentJaspers
      @BrentJaspers Před 9 lety +2

      HardModeActivate oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
      yeah i got nothig

    • @quincyglinton3299
      @quincyglinton3299 Před 9 lety +1

      Ha ha ha hah hah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @adrianlennon8791
      @adrianlennon8791 Před 6 lety +2

      OceansFlame OH HECK NO!
      (Sorry im Christian so someone had to say it.)

  • @Fl00rP1zz4
    @Fl00rP1zz4 Před 2 měsíci

    This video got me on the floor 😂 glad i found this after years😭

  • @Tacky05
    @Tacky05 Před 3 lety

    This has to be my favorite pokemon dorkly

  • @CrystalTigerclaw
    @CrystalTigerclaw Před 9 lety +1338

    Does anyone else pronounce Arceus with a 'see' sound?

    • @NthDoctorWho
      @NthDoctorWho Před 9 lety +203

      I do
      "Arkeus" sounds wrong to me...

    • @MrDjz53
      @MrDjz53 Před 9 lety +14

      ***** on the wii version its got the see sound

    • @Galejro
      @Galejro Před 9 lety +48

      I smell a great schism in the church of Arceus. Followers of arcEEus and arcAEus shall divide and war each other as heretics for MILLENIA TO COME!!!

    • @Hysteria98
      @Hysteria98 Před 9 lety +3

      Fartarceus (for the Brits).

    • @TheBurntFish
      @TheBurntFish Před 9 lety +21

      Arse. See us!

  • @AwesomeMcCoolname1
    @AwesomeMcCoolname1 Před 8 lety +116

    Book of Genesect=Genesis
    Exeggcute=Exodus
    What's Wobbuffet a pun of?

    • @Railgun5
      @Railgun5 Před 8 lety +5

      what is the "arceus going old testament god up here" stand for?

    • @AwesomeMcCoolname1
      @AwesomeMcCoolname1 Před 8 lety +43

      Railgun Probably because Arceus is getting violent, which is how God often seems to be portrayed in the old testament.

    • @Railgun5
      @Railgun5 Před 8 lety +3

      ohh ok. thanks for the information.
      oh and by the way, your profile pic is creepy as fuck.

    • @AwesomeMcCoolname1
      @AwesomeMcCoolname1 Před 8 lety +17

      Railgun Your welcome for the info. Believe it or not, my profile pic is actually of a character from an old kid's show. Make of that what you will...I really don't know what they were thinking.

    • @AwesomeMcCoolname1
      @AwesomeMcCoolname1 Před 7 lety +2

      ***** Yep!

  • @DIEFORME173
    @DIEFORME173 Před 2 lety +3

    1:26 yeah now THAT’S Arceus in the Pokémon Movie

  • @An0nymous_L0gic
    @An0nymous_L0gic Před 3 lety +4

    "pocket sand!" - Dale Gribble

  • @htxflow
    @htxflow Před 9 lety +172

    The part when he pissed off Arceus had me crying laughing

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh Před 9 lety +4

      Lee Smoove HYPER-BEAM!

    • @booiamaghost8657
      @booiamaghost8657 Před 9 lety +8

      FUCK THAT HYPER BEAM

    • @SenpaiGeeze
      @SenpaiGeeze Před 8 lety +11

      Lee Smoove "Is written in the book of SHUT THE FUCK UP" Always cracks me up

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 Před 8 lety

      And the worst thing of all is what the trainer named him.

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 Před 8 lety

      The trainer is not going to Pokeheaven.

  • @johnbailey5835
    @johnbailey5835 Před 4 lety +29

    Heaven: where there are no status ailments, and we are all shiny
    Solgaleo: FFS DO I HAVE TO GO TO HEAVEN?

  • @Invisbibble
    @Invisbibble Před 3 lety +4

    "and we are all shiny"
    Garchomp: ARCEUS DAMNIT

  • @weemeoww
    @weemeoww Před 7 lety +510

    Type: FAR
    arceus: Father? Father!? that works
    Type:Fartass
    arceus:Oh god dang it

    • @ironstrenge2087
      @ironstrenge2087 Před 7 lety +6

      Wee Kiat that was sandslash

    • @StratOCE
      @StratOCE Před 5 lety +4

      When I saw "FA" I thought for a second that a very different name was going to be used.

    • @darkhorseman90
      @darkhorseman90 Před 5 lety +4

      should've been "Oh ME dammit no!"

    • @dial3690
      @dial3690 Před 5 lety

      @@StratOCE lol same

    • @aeruna
      @aeruna Před 5 lety

      Reee he called himself!

  • @KasaiWolf07
    @KasaiWolf07 Před 7 lety +868

    Doesn't Arceus......I mean fartass appear in the video with Giratina?

  • @jamesmoses2769
    @jamesmoses2769 Před 3 lety +7

    holy shit 'the book of genesect'
    i was NOT expecting to laugh that hard

  • @brandoncastellano1858

    Oh boy. I remember seeing this way back in high school. Time flies.

  • @Androxmayt
    @Androxmayt Před 7 lety +496

    Anyone ever notice that pokemon in dorkly videos are almost always level 27?

    • @mazikeenflowers
      @mazikeenflowers Před 7 lety +1

      ✌ ☼✌❄✋👍✌❄☜ 🕈✌💧 🖮📄

    • @MoistyHoots
      @MoistyHoots Před 7 lety +1

      W.D. Gaster 💧︎□︎❒︎❒︎⍓︎ ✋︎ ♍︎♋︎■︎⧫︎ ♒︎♏︎♋︎❒︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎

    • @mazikeenflowers
      @mazikeenflowers Před 7 lety

      Bob AA ■︎♏︎♓︎⧫︎♒︎♏︎❒︎ ♍︎♋︎■︎ ♓︎ □︎❖︎♏︎❒︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ⧫︎❒︎♋︎■︎⬧︎●︎♋︎⧫︎□︎❒︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎🕯︎❒︎♏︎ ◆︎⬧︎♓︎■︎♑︎📬︎⧫︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ♓︎⬧︎■︎🕯︎⧫︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ⬧︎♋︎❍︎♏︎ ⬥︎♓︎■︎♑︎♎︎♓︎■︎♑︎⬧︎ ⧫︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ♓︎ ◆︎⬧︎♏︎📬︎

    • @reveriestyx2133
      @reveriestyx2133 Před 7 lety +7

      Is it TheLurantis27?

    • @henrytang7025
      @henrytang7025 Před 7 lety +44

      TheLegend
      27

  • @GoTE_DocShock
    @GoTE_DocShock Před 8 lety +30

    "It was written in the book of 'shut the fuck up because you're a jackass'"
    I lost it.

  • @mortadasaleh7423
    @mortadasaleh7423 Před 2 lety +3

    Arceus saying "Ah God!" Means that there is a God above Arceus, or he is just calling himself.

  • @callanmurtagh3738
    @callanmurtagh3738 Před 2 lety

    You make the best videos ever and you are my favourite CZcams

  • @zlectricute1906
    @zlectricute1906 Před 7 lety +794

    The book of Genesect? But isn't that Pokémon artificially made by team Plasma?

    • @kaiuscaius7055
      @kaiuscaius7055 Před 7 lety +140

      Zach Galer no,Genesect was a living Pokemon before it died or something.Then team plasma revived it and made some modifications to it.

    • @Ralph1826
      @Ralph1826 Před 7 lety +73

      Zach Galer actually "artficialy enhanced" it was a real pokemon...minus the cannon on its back

    • @jalengarner390
      @jalengarner390 Před 7 lety +3

      Zach Galer besides this gen 4 genesect is from gen 5

    • @dongtruong4109
      @dongtruong4109 Před 7 lety +53

      Zach Galer dude Pokemon lore is confusing asf, Arceus created all the pokemon but Mew was the first pokemon. Then later we find out that freakin Hoopa or whatever in mega ruby and alpha saphire brought all the pokemon over from another dimensions or some s**t. BUTTTT Celebi can time travel, pretty much making IT the first pokemon if it wanted to go back when Pokemon weren't around

    • @skingles740
      @skingles740 Před 7 lety +9

      Zach Galer no I'm pretty sure team plasma just put the cannon on its back

  • @waluigisilver7773
    @waluigisilver7773 Před 8 lety +180

    How dare you disrespect a legendary by nicknaming it!

    • @waluigisilver7773
      @waluigisilver7773 Před 8 lety +24

      SlayerOfTears You DO!?

    • @waluigisilver7773
      @waluigisilver7773 Před 8 lety +19

      SlayerOfTears I will aways treat my legendaries with respect.

    • @waluigisilver7773
      @waluigisilver7773 Před 8 lety +1

      Red​​​​​​​​ What?! Excuse me, how am I a dick for respecting, that's quite the opposite... (no such thing as "too into" Pokémon.)

    • @waluigisilver7773
      @waluigisilver7773 Před 8 lety

      Red​​​ Who said I don't? I know exactly how to live in a Pokémon world.

    • @waluigisilver7773
      @waluigisilver7773 Před 8 lety

      Red​​ Listen, Red. Love your work with Pokémon, but if you don't nickname your legendaries then your living in a Pokémon world. If you nickname your legendaries your ruining the magic, and if you lose that magical feeling, then your not living a the Pokémon world.

  • @El_Presidente_5337
    @El_Presidente_5337 Před 4 měsíci

    9 year old video that I already liked my beloved.

  • @EdgarDGomez-fx6vh
    @EdgarDGomez-fx6vh Před 3 lety

    How did I live without this video in my life?

  • @sapphirejay2038
    @sapphirejay2038 Před 8 lety +99

    He should have said "Arceus close your eyes"

  • @RandomGamerCory
    @RandomGamerCory Před 9 lety +390

    ok god..make me a harem of female gardivoirs...Chop Chop.

    • @gamemaniack
      @gamemaniack Před 9 lety +116

      fine here are your gardivoirs spoilers they all got dicks

    • @MSOGameShow
      @MSOGameShow Před 9 lety +8

      gamemaniack OH MAI!

    • @RandomGamerCory
      @RandomGamerCory Před 9 lety +33

      gamemaniack why i said *female* i know they can come with dicks...none of that =p

    • @jacksonkids1
      @jacksonkids1 Před 9 lety +17

      . . . ditto

    • @gamemaniack
      @gamemaniack Před 9 lety +56

      RandomGamer Female? I thought you said shemale...

  • @naterksmr
    @naterksmr Před rokem +1

    Anakin: "I feel for ya, God. That stuff is rough and coarse, and it gets everywhere."

  • @animatednativestv4794
    @animatednativestv4794 Před 3 lety +1

    Lmao "going all old Testament" 😂😂😂 i love dorkly.

  • @ObilityX
    @ObilityX Před 8 lety +359

    As a christian I found this incredibly just very very disrespectful to people who have no humor. It's just to funny. I died at the book of genesect and pokeheaven. Who doesn't want to be shiny.

    • @AB-rq1zt
      @AB-rq1zt Před 7 lety +12

      Holy shit, your grammar sucks

    • @ObilityX
      @ObilityX Před 7 lety +34

      ***** imo Christians who get triggered by this are just as bad as feminist who get triggered by clevage in games. Its just a game.

    • @iMrQueso
      @iMrQueso Před 7 lety +10

      +he11b1ade welcome to the internet

    • @ObilityX
      @ObilityX Před 7 lety +17

      ***** Which commandment? The ones that tells you not to worship false gods? Cause I don't worship fucking Arceus. A pokemon. Who is fake. And im sure as hell the creators of this dont either. If anything arceus is Gods pokemon.

    • @jamalmcelroy
      @jamalmcelroy Před 7 lety +3

      Wow... You all aren't even near a christian... You shouldn't even be allowed to title yourself as one

  • @PokeNerd0715
    @PokeNerd0715 Před 7 lety +202

    "The Book of Genesect" XD I love this so much..!

  • @Ice-yp4wg
    @Ice-yp4wg Před 3 lety +4

    And nobody is questioning how a ball can contain beings of unimaginable power.

  • @AtakanKalaycioglu
    @AtakanKalaycioglu Před 4 lety

    If these animations were in the games at least on 3 rd generation I'd be more epic to play Pokemon. Nice job 👏🏼👏🏼

  • @aaronodonoghue1791
    @aaronodonoghue1791 Před 7 lety +463

    does that mean Sandslash used to be an "aarceist"?

  • @grimmisascorchmain9486
    @grimmisascorchmain9486 Před 5 lety +217

    1:36 heard a little laugh at the end of that line 😂😂

  • @sinn4084
    @sinn4084 Před 3 lety +2

    In Arceus' defense, Sandslash could've aimed for anywhere but the eyes-

  • @JacobL228
    @JacobL228 Před 5 měsíci

    "Please don't make me wail on God!" Awesome.
    And when he dropped the holy voice after getting sand in his eyes. So great.

  • @KrypticStudiosCorp
    @KrypticStudiosCorp Před 8 lety +75

    And so it is written in the book of Shut the Fuck up, that we are all jackasses.
    PRAISE THEE LORD.

  • @Dushine
    @Dushine Před 8 lety +21

    "What about forgiveness? FUCK THAT!"
    Oh God right when he got pissed it just became more and more hilarious. Dorkly at their finest!

  • @mi4real771
    @mi4real771 Před 4 lety +4

    Accurate that he fired Hyper Beam 5 times, as that's exactly how many times you can use it before recovering.
    @1:05
    @1:26

  • @Yabuturtle
    @Yabuturtle Před 2 lety +2

    "I created you and I can sure as hell destroy you-" *immediately gets captured* xD

  • @kyu9857
    @kyu9857 Před 7 lety +54

    I died once Arceus said "As it is written in the book of Genesect..."

  • @drsinister07
    @drsinister07 Před 9 lety +84

    I am afraid to scroll down...

    • @monkeyshit0007
      @monkeyshit0007 Před 9 lety

      Matthew LePage funny too every scumlord that trolls reddit.

    • @simpleperson6957
      @simpleperson6957 Před 9 lety

      You can always scroll down with your eyes closed; that way you won't see delusionists and distortions. Only open your eyes when you get out of this video post.