The New Testament has the same God, but tells his new chosen people to react differently because they aren't meant to rule in this life. Also, Revelation has a lot of doom and bloodshed.
ThatOneQ0r It is an animation, I was making a joke on how you can't find a wild level 100 Arceus ANYWHERE unless you cheat. However it is more likely a choice when they were making the script for this skit. Lastly, on the topic of 3rd Gen, who knows. Game Freak has been known for having designs that they don't immediately use. A big example is Shellos and Gastrodon, who were both planned for Gen 3 (even having sprites in the Gen 3 games) but ended up scrapped for Gen 4.
Idk if your interested but I’ve been reading a good book explaining the Old Testament from a theist perspective. Just like an apologetic book called “Is God a Moral Monster?” By Paul Copan, I recommend it if anyone is interested in seeing how Christians respond when being asked why God seems so bad morally in the Old Testament. Or just anyone who sees this comment and is curious! I like your profile pic, I love undertale :)
This is... Honestly, the closest they got to canon with a Pokemon. Arceus is all wise and stoic up until its made genuinely upset in any way, then it puts a moratorium on all its kindness and wisdom and goes into a full-blown Old Testament tantrum.
+Pega Sister Ever use Discharge? I managed to take out the room with Regigigas's attack group in a matter of moments. Poor legendary had no chance against my tiny Pikachu (this was in Mystery dungeon)
Funny, God was actually more forgiving and loving in the old testament, and literally straight up killed people for lying in the new testament. Not to mention REVELATION is a New Testament book. Don't mind me....
@@electricpaisy6045 You mean how he gave the Egyptians 10 chances and took away each Plauge when they asked, or do you mean how he used Joseph to save them from starvation. Also, do you mean how he saved a family from an evil and chaotic world, while simoltaniously giving every person in that world a century to repent?
Our Arceus, which art in a Holy Ball FartAss be thy name Thy Judgement be done As it is in Sinnoh Give us this day our daily Leftovers And forgive us our low EVs As we forgive them that battle against us And lead us not into Dark Caves, But deliver us from Giratina. For thine is the Championship, The Badges, and the League, For ever and ever. A-Manaphy.
Arceus got sand in his eye.. His accuracy lowered! Arceus used Hyper beam! It was not effective as Arceus missed... Moments later, Arceus transformed into Anakin Skywalker!!!
Turns out when you catch Arceus you are only really catching a part of it as revealed in Pokémon Legends Arceus. So no a child cannot really catch god at all.
*The two are battling... then SUDDENLY* Announcer: And its name is. Mega Rayquaza! *"Overpowered bullshit! Overpowered bullshit!"* Mega Rayquaza: We are owned by children...
Railgun Your welcome for the info. Believe it or not, my profile pic is actually of a character from an old kid's show. Make of that what you will...I really don't know what they were thinking.
Zach Galer dude Pokemon lore is confusing asf, Arceus created all the pokemon but Mew was the first pokemon. Then later we find out that freakin Hoopa or whatever in mega ruby and alpha saphire brought all the pokemon over from another dimensions or some s**t. BUTTTT Celebi can time travel, pretty much making IT the first pokemon if it wanted to go back when Pokemon weren't around
Red Listen, Red. Love your work with Pokémon, but if you don't nickname your legendaries then your living in a Pokémon world. If you nickname your legendaries your ruining the magic, and if you lose that magical feeling, then your not living a the Pokémon world.
As a christian I found this incredibly just very very disrespectful to people who have no humor. It's just to funny. I died at the book of genesect and pokeheaven. Who doesn't want to be shiny.
***** Which commandment? The ones that tells you not to worship false gods? Cause I don't worship fucking Arceus. A pokemon. Who is fake. And im sure as hell the creators of this dont either. If anything arceus is Gods pokemon.
You can always scroll down with your eyes closed; that way you won't see delusionists and distortions. Only open your eyes when you get out of this video post.
“I created you, I can sure as hell destroy you”
My mom every time she gets mad at me.
Me and you both dude me and you both xd
Same
Damn
Me too
@@epicsans3781 Imposter
And Sandlash continued his life serving God and became a Unova's witness.
Ah. Ah. Ah.
sign up for dorkly please ... that was funny
XD
Ay,PERFECT!😃😎
SRUFUS3D 458 Jehovah witnesses liked this comment
"God is dead and Red has captured him"
-Pokemon Trainer Nietzsche
I'm the 69th liked
Am I the chosen one
@@rakisutav9587 well yes but actually no
I was going to press like, but it has 666 likes, I don't want to mess it up
I messed it up, you can like it now
No man, I sat next to God once on the bus. Told me the meaning of life, and then he gave me a pretzel.
I was crying at “ARCEUS is going OLD TESTAMENT GOD up in here” it makes sense
God: Jesus?
Jesus: Yeah?
God: was i really that bad?
Jesus: LEMME COUNT THE WAYS!
Idu
The New Testament has the same God, but tells his new chosen people to react differently because they aren't meant to rule in this life. Also, Revelation has a lot of doom and bloodshed.
@@seantaggart7382 Jesus said he did not come to abolish the Law that says adulterers and blasphemers deserve to die.
New testament huh the bible 2.0 updated by humans
Book of Genesect!
Book of Exeggcute!
Book of Wobafet!
10/10
You forgot the book of shut the fuck up that you're a jackass
+The1pokemaster1
The Book of Shut the Fuck Up kinda sounds like the Revelation of John. :D
Apparently, Satan Likes your post...
Haha. :D
ha ^-^
"And we are all shiny."
Orion11790 sounds like the plot of Incredibles.
If everyone is shiny.. no one will be
Matthias
Everyone can be shiny if there's infinite colors, patterns and stuff.
My heaven
Tbh, the Pink shinies have a real hard time living than
Orion11790
"You captured God"
*names it FARTASS*
I SPIT OUT MY DRINK
Hold on. So it's an ass that farts? Or a fart that asses?
I just ordered a bag with the Hope’s Peak Logo on it the other day
@@AzraelAsItGetsVtuber and I have a hoodie with Hope's Peak...nice mate
So now when I’m praying i have to call god fartass??
“Fu*k that. HYPER BEAM!!!”
Good thing it has shit accuracy anyway.
Am I the only one questioning why he's using his level 27 Sandslash to fight a level 100 Arceus?
He is clearly using a Action Replay to force it to appear on a random route.
Real talk though, it is just an script choice.
+Trainer Shade This seems fully animated. And besides I don't think Arceus was a pokemon in 3rd gen games.
ThatOneQ0r
It is an animation, I was making a joke on how you can't find a wild level 100 Arceus ANYWHERE unless you cheat. However it is more likely a choice when they were making the script for this skit.
Lastly, on the topic of 3rd Gen, who knows. Game Freak has been known for having designs that they don't immediately use. A big example is Shellos and Gastrodon, who were both planned for Gen 3 (even having sprites in the Gen 3 games) but ended up scrapped for Gen 4.
I mean, it works.
Worry not. Soon we shall be free in heaven, Where there are no status ailments...And were all shiny...
BUT IF THEY'RE ALL SHINY, SHINY IS NORMAL >.>
i dont know any dragonite who would wanna be a shiny
Well, when Pokemon Go comes out I'll make sure to evolve my eevee at night
***** because a shiny espeon HELL NAW!
we're
"Soon you will be free in heaven, where there is no status illness , and we are all shiny."
For certain Pokémon the latter will basically make them want to actually go to hell
Like green dragonite
Ha>shinys
@@paperluigi6132 shiny pikachu, dewgong/seel
am i awaited
you shall ride eternal shiny and chrome
Beginning arceus = new testament God
Ending arceus = old testament God
Same God
Idk if your interested but I’ve been reading a good book explaining the Old Testament from a theist perspective. Just like an apologetic book called “Is God a Moral Monster?” By Paul Copan, I recommend it if anyone is interested in seeing how Christians respond when being asked why God seems so bad morally in the Old Testament.
Or just anyone who sees this comment and is curious!
I like your profile pic, I love undertale :)
@@juliagonzalez9977 so Anyone that would like to know how to counter an argument that states God is evil in the Old Testament basically
@@tuilleri yes, just incase anyone’s interested :)
@@juliagonzalez9977 what’s the book called
"Soon you will be free in heaven, where there are no status ailments, and we are all shiny"
Sounds great. *kills all his pokemon*
same
then a dragonite goes to pokeheaven... just ew.
AND WHEN EVERYONES SUPER ha...ha.....No one is....
- Startro your grammar is not very effective
its *elements
__STYX __ your grammar is not very effective either
It's *IT'S
*Gets slashed 2-5 times by a creature with razor sharp claws*
Arceus:Meh
*Gets sand in its eye*
Arceus:DIE!!
It's even funnier when you know that sand attack only lowers accuracy
@@Yomasi
Hense why he missed so many hyperbeans
HA
That's the truth
darkwear gt growtopia I’m sorry, but are you telling someone to die because of a fact? How sad.
This is... Honestly, the closest they got to canon with a Pokemon. Arceus is all wise and stoic up until its made genuinely upset in any way, then it puts a moratorium on all its kindness and wisdom and goes into a full-blown Old Testament tantrum.
And goes from having a divine heavenly voice to that of a bratty whiny teenager.
Arceus: "And we are all shiny"
Nidoqueen: *cries in Nidoqueen*
I love your profile pic 😍
@@ladynoname3621 what kind of monster are you
@@firepeaguy Worse than Karens
Cosmog: cries in cosmog
cry in togepi
An accurate depiction of how stupidly OP sand attack can become after just a few uses
Vengonva Ever used smokescreen in Mystery Dungeon?
+Pega Sister Ever use Discharge? I managed to take out the room with Regigigas's attack group in a matter of moments. Poor legendary had no chance against my tiny Pikachu (this was in Mystery dungeon)
+Atomic Robo Tesla Discharge? isn't that when a thick white substance leaks out of a woman's vagina?
L1am21 No, it's when the ween does a squirtie
***** ?
"ARCEUS is going OLD TESTAMENT GOD up in here!"
I would have spat my drink out at that
IF I HAD ONE
Funny, God was actually more forgiving and loving in the old testament, and literally straight up killed people for lying in the new testament. Not to mention REVELATION is a New Testament book.
Don't mind me....
HTMR4445 1 back when he had more patience than he do now lmao
@@HTMR-de8gz ever heard what he did to the Egyptians? Or what happened when Noah built his Ark?
@@electricpaisy6045 You mean how he gave the Egyptians 10 chances and took away each Plauge when they asked, or do you mean how he used Joseph to save them from starvation.
Also, do you mean how he saved a family from an evil and chaotic world, while simoltaniously giving every person in that world a century to repent?
“You captured GOD”
This is how cursed that sentence is
|
V
This sentence is 9 cursed
@@Dexuz can't wait for this to get to 420 or 666
playing the long game
@@GoblinLord why 420
stfu
0:28
“As it is written in the book of Genesect (Genesis)” as a catholic, this cracks me up every time 😂
And also Exodus Is Exeggcute. I don’t believe in any form of religion as im an atheist but I just know that.
I want to see a pokemon version of the bible lol
@@kingadam69
1:29
What about the book of Wobbuffet?
1:05
“OH GOD”
Did Arceus just called himself?
nice profile pic
Bob AA he could have said OH GA
Hi gaster!
Oni- Linkle Yo.
Sandslash has unsubscribed from r/atheism
If Arceus is god, and Giritina is Satan basically, are Dialga and Palkia Archangels or something?
Pretty much.
Metatron vs Samael?
Giratina is anti-matter, not satan. D: But nice idea.
Cojarax so he's god's Neagative?
Red Eyes So at worst, some sort of demon?
When he wrote "FA", my mind didn't exactly go for fartass...
I thought of "FartDickxD" from MandJTV with the Deoxys.
ggot?
Abyssaracnis milk
*FA* ilboat was my head
@@evilthwomp2836 Failure STRIKES AGAIN
FAILURE SENT OUT FAILURE
Arceus’s voice changed when he got the sand in his eyes, why am I the only one commenting this all these years later?
Was Arceus's voice actor changed?
it was supposed to be audio shorthand for "hes dropping the whole mystical, ethereal thing cuz hes pissed off"
I guess he's more ethereal and majestic when, um... "fully composed", but when he's not, well he doesn't care about his majestic appearance 😅
Guess you are the only one, who thought it was worth mentioning
“as it is written in the book of genesect”
“as it is written in the book of exegcutor”
lmao
"As it is written in the Book of Wobbuffet."
It's also written in the book of SHUTTHEFUCKUP
@@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735 cause ur jackass
NorthernStal The famously unknown penguin as it is written in the book of burbasaur
@@ButterCheese54 no ARCEUS actually said that in the video
instead of Master Balls how about Holy Balls..
Hee hee hee
+Spudo_Derpz_Hardcore Fartass.. hehehe..
i have holy balls *cough* sexual innuendo *cough* *cough
+james allison yeah sure..
Genius!
''YoU UsEd a HOly BaLl! yoU caPtUreD GOD!''
Names it FARTASS.
*trainer:sends out for battle:
ARCEUS: I SHALL USE JUDGEMENT ON YOU PATHETIC HUMAN
"Arceus is going Old Testiment God up there"
Goodness Dorkly
I MAY BE GOD BUT I'M STILL A POKEMON GOD DAMMIT
Fartass what about forgiveness?
This comment almost made me choke
Did you really Pokemon god?? :v
@TheDarkestGamer100 XD IKR
HI FARTASS
"SANDSLASH hast UNSUBSCRIBED from r/atheism!"
God, this is so good! 😂
Henny Roggy `*God*’
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
y-you have the devil number
@@chillyswiss5698 It's 667 likes. I don't know what you mean... (muhahahahahahahaha)
Time lapse pls
1:36 I can clearly hear the grin on the voicer's face from his lines.
I like how a non damaging move actually hurts him and not an actual damage move
751 people refuse to praise our mighty lord FARTASS
752
793
Jesus...
857
+o0SwiftWing0o now its 863
"I created you, I sure as hell can destroy you." That quote gets me every time.
*@**1:30** "Is it not written in the book of Wabuffet, that you sent your Only Egg to Faint for our Sin..."(I'm dying laughing as this is going on)*
Man even god doesn't believe in his book
yes he does.
+DarthFalcon64 ;-;
***** ok?
+Very very annoying guy (Very annoying dude)
you're not so annoying
+DarthFalcon64 You killed the joke DX
Confirmed: God is weak against Ground-type attacks; including non-damage dealing ones.
This may be a stupid question, but is a holy ball a real thing? (I haven't played a Pokemon game in years)
Plasma Rift no it isn't
Unless you count the Master ball as the holy ball o.o
Nigel g
Sorry about that. Nintendo gave me the idea.
Nigel g Why? :(
Moral of the story: Don't throw sand into God's eyes.
Man, this Legends Arceus gameplay looks great!
I'll bet the Book of Wobbuffet teaches one to be passive and never to be the initial aggressor.
yo he really was a chill dude till u get him mad
To never be the initial aggressor, to safeguard yourself from danger, and to take the fucker with you if you're killed.
Nah son, in the book of Wobbuffet, it teaches one to use counter and sent that sand throwing rat into the next dimension with a hyper beam.
Aww man
If everyone is shiny than what's so special about that?
Everyone looks fabulous.
*pose* Bidoof.
JO.......................................JO!!!
Shinys are rare you dumb fuck
Chill.
Thou shall follow the trainers orders, unless they don’t have the appropriate badge 😂😂
*“You Captured GOD!”*
Best Quote
Your pfp is cursed asf
YOUR PFP IS SO CURSED
The golden rule is: do onto Pokemon what you've done to other Pokemon
+Steadystrike Mirror Move
Counter
Mega Sableye is exempted those two moves: Counter and mirror move.
I would like this comment, but its currently at 69 right now, and thats beautiful
Idk... My poor sex slave Ditto might have something to say about that...
Then again, maybe not?
"Book of Genesect"
That's it, stop the video. Nothing will top that.
The book of wobbafett.
The Book of Exeggcute. I died of laughter.
book of shut the fuck up
Where "Book of Magickarp at?"
The book of Litleo?
Sandslash: “fury swipes”
Arceus: *I sleep*
Sandslash: “sand attack”
Arceus: *Real Shiz*
I love how arceus used hyper beam 5 times, the same number it can be used in the games
Our Arceus, which art in a Holy Ball
FartAss be thy name
Thy Judgement be done
As it is in Sinnoh
Give us this day our daily Leftovers
And forgive us our low EVs
As we forgive them that battle against us
And lead us not into Dark Caves,
But deliver us from Giratina.
For thine is the Championship,
The Badges, and the League,
For ever and ever.
A-Manaphy.
I'm actually laughing out loud XD
dude U R A GENiUS
***** Better yet, we should just give him our badges.
You sir are awesome. I lol very loud to this.
Mother of Arceus...
Remember leavanny lv 18 tm 22 says
Thou shalt not have a ditto breed with another ditto for it is garbador
I want to give this more likes than I can.
:)
0_0
:) :) :) :)
Lol
Ditto with ditto= garbodour
Fucking dittophobe
Arceus got sand in his eye..
His accuracy lowered!
Arceus used Hyper beam!
It was not effective as Arceus missed...
Moments later, Arceus transformed into Anakin Skywalker!!!
“ and we’re all shiny “
All charzards: wait what ?
All gyaradoses: did I hear that correctly ?
All gengars: well screw me
atheists found this video funny,
Christians found this video funny, dorkly is truly awesome
The only way that could be accomplished is that if Dorkly is gawd.
I'm Muslim too, and I found that funny also!
but what about jews, and the "ARCEUS is going OLD TESTAMENT GOD up in here!" part ._.
Alejoxon_YT That was the best part!
+Alejoxon_YT
I didn't understand that joke so I can't really tell. :/
wait hold up i dropped my pecha berry nobody move where is it
...Switching to Geico can save you a ton of money on car insurance...
We demand execution by eggsecutes...haha
i plead the 5th
Wait! Here’s the real criminal!
*brings out the team rocket member who holds a sack of berries*
fleegawn eats peach a berry slowly....
Turns out when you catch Arceus you are only really catching a part of it as revealed in Pokémon Legends Arceus. So no a child cannot really catch god at all.
😭😭😭 my favorite dorkly video
Even Arceus is pissed by sand attack
Leo Valdez as well he should be. Sand attack is the worst troll move ever. Right next to confusion.
@@TequilaMockingBird91 double team though
Mewtwo:Tell me,do you bleed?
Arceus:What?
Mega Mewtwo X:You...WILL!!!!
Mewtwo v Arceus: dawn of pokémon
firebrony101 I would SO watch that movie!!!
LegendOfLegends19100 Me too!!!
*The two are battling... then SUDDENLY*
Announcer: And its name is. Mega Rayquaza!
*"Overpowered bullshit! Overpowered bullshit!"*
Mega Rayquaza: We are owned by children...
Giovanni: The Greatest Gladiator match of all time: Arceus God of Pokemon vs Man's Pokemon.
This video is the most hilarious Pokémon video I have ever seen please do more like this soon
After starting up Pokemon Legends Arceus today, I have to say this aged beautifully. *chef's kiss* 🤌
Wow this is accurate, I mean that's totally what I would've done
HELLO GOD
+Arceus Lord of Creation Wait... you created everything..... but Mew is the first Pokemon so it predates you....... GAH FREAKING POKEMON LORE!
+Arceus Lord of Creation are you happy you made me to be destroyed
oh mah arceus (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
wow o.o
All praise our lord FARTASS!
HardModeActivate oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
yeah i got nothig
Ha ha ha hah hah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OceansFlame OH HECK NO!
(Sorry im Christian so someone had to say it.)
This video got me on the floor 😂 glad i found this after years😭
This has to be my favorite pokemon dorkly
Does anyone else pronounce Arceus with a 'see' sound?
I do
"Arkeus" sounds wrong to me...
***** on the wii version its got the see sound
I smell a great schism in the church of Arceus. Followers of arcEEus and arcAEus shall divide and war each other as heretics for MILLENIA TO COME!!!
Fartarceus (for the Brits).
Arse. See us!
Book of Genesect=Genesis
Exeggcute=Exodus
What's Wobbuffet a pun of?
what is the "arceus going old testament god up here" stand for?
Railgun Probably because Arceus is getting violent, which is how God often seems to be portrayed in the old testament.
ohh ok. thanks for the information.
oh and by the way, your profile pic is creepy as fuck.
Railgun Your welcome for the info. Believe it or not, my profile pic is actually of a character from an old kid's show. Make of that what you will...I really don't know what they were thinking.
***** Yep!
1:26 yeah now THAT’S Arceus in the Pokémon Movie
😂
"pocket sand!" - Dale Gribble
The part when he pissed off Arceus had me crying laughing
Lee Smoove HYPER-BEAM!
FUCK THAT HYPER BEAM
Lee Smoove "Is written in the book of SHUT THE FUCK UP" Always cracks me up
And the worst thing of all is what the trainer named him.
The trainer is not going to Pokeheaven.
Heaven: where there are no status ailments, and we are all shiny
Solgaleo: FFS DO I HAVE TO GO TO HEAVEN?
"and we are all shiny"
Garchomp: ARCEUS DAMNIT
Type: FAR
arceus: Father? Father!? that works
Type:Fartass
arceus:Oh god dang it
Wee Kiat that was sandslash
When I saw "FA" I thought for a second that a very different name was going to be used.
should've been "Oh ME dammit no!"
@@StratOCE lol same
Reee he called himself!
Doesn't Arceus......I mean fartass appear in the video with Giratina?
Well you answered your own question.
he does
KasaiWolf07 yes .... Yes he does
Tara Kelly hi
Where is his Chesto berry?
holy shit 'the book of genesect'
i was NOT expecting to laugh that hard
Oh boy. I remember seeing this way back in high school. Time flies.
Anyone ever notice that pokemon in dorkly videos are almost always level 27?
✌ ☼✌❄✋👍✌❄☜ 🕈✌💧 🖮📄
W.D. Gaster 💧︎□︎❒︎❒︎⍓︎ ✋︎ ♍︎♋︎■︎⧫︎ ♒︎♏︎♋︎❒︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎
Bob AA ■︎♏︎♓︎⧫︎♒︎♏︎❒︎ ♍︎♋︎■︎ ♓︎ □︎❖︎♏︎❒︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ⧫︎❒︎♋︎■︎⬧︎●︎♋︎⧫︎□︎❒︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎🕯︎❒︎♏︎ ◆︎⬧︎♓︎■︎♑︎📬︎⧫︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ♓︎⬧︎■︎🕯︎⧫︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ⬧︎♋︎❍︎♏︎ ⬥︎♓︎■︎♑︎♎︎♓︎■︎♑︎⬧︎ ⧫︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ♓︎ ◆︎⬧︎♏︎📬︎
Is it TheLurantis27?
TheLegend
27
"It was written in the book of 'shut the fuck up because you're a jackass'"
I lost it.
Arceus saying "Ah God!" Means that there is a God above Arceus, or he is just calling himself.
You make the best videos ever and you are my favourite CZcams
The book of Genesect? But isn't that Pokémon artificially made by team Plasma?
Zach Galer no,Genesect was a living Pokemon before it died or something.Then team plasma revived it and made some modifications to it.
Zach Galer actually "artficialy enhanced" it was a real pokemon...minus the cannon on its back
Zach Galer besides this gen 4 genesect is from gen 5
Zach Galer dude Pokemon lore is confusing asf, Arceus created all the pokemon but Mew was the first pokemon. Then later we find out that freakin Hoopa or whatever in mega ruby and alpha saphire brought all the pokemon over from another dimensions or some s**t. BUTTTT Celebi can time travel, pretty much making IT the first pokemon if it wanted to go back when Pokemon weren't around
Zach Galer no I'm pretty sure team plasma just put the cannon on its back
How dare you disrespect a legendary by nicknaming it!
SlayerOfTears You DO!?
SlayerOfTears I will aways treat my legendaries with respect.
Red What?! Excuse me, how am I a dick for respecting, that's quite the opposite... (no such thing as "too into" Pokémon.)
Red Who said I don't? I know exactly how to live in a Pokémon world.
Red Listen, Red. Love your work with Pokémon, but if you don't nickname your legendaries then your living in a Pokémon world. If you nickname your legendaries your ruining the magic, and if you lose that magical feeling, then your not living a the Pokémon world.
9 year old video that I already liked my beloved.
How did I live without this video in my life?
He should have said "Arceus close your eyes"
...BUT IT FAILED!
Supersplite omg!!! DD
He thought he was going to "Turn the other cheek".
ok god..make me a harem of female gardivoirs...Chop Chop.
fine here are your gardivoirs spoilers they all got dicks
gamemaniack OH MAI!
gamemaniack why i said *female* i know they can come with dicks...none of that =p
. . . ditto
RandomGamer Female? I thought you said shemale...
Anakin: "I feel for ya, God. That stuff is rough and coarse, and it gets everywhere."
Lmao "going all old Testament" 😂😂😂 i love dorkly.
As a christian I found this incredibly just very very disrespectful to people who have no humor. It's just to funny. I died at the book of genesect and pokeheaven. Who doesn't want to be shiny.
Holy shit, your grammar sucks
***** imo Christians who get triggered by this are just as bad as feminist who get triggered by clevage in games. Its just a game.
+he11b1ade welcome to the internet
***** Which commandment? The ones that tells you not to worship false gods? Cause I don't worship fucking Arceus. A pokemon. Who is fake. And im sure as hell the creators of this dont either. If anything arceus is Gods pokemon.
Wow... You all aren't even near a christian... You shouldn't even be allowed to title yourself as one
"The Book of Genesect" XD I love this so much..!
Ditto
I heard Genesex 😂 Sorry
And nobody is questioning how a ball can contain beings of unimaginable power.
If these animations were in the games at least on 3 rd generation I'd be more epic to play Pokemon. Nice job 👏🏼👏🏼
does that mean Sandslash used to be an "aarceist"?
Ba-dumm TZZZZ! xDDD
There says "r/theist"
1:36 heard a little laugh at the end of that line 😂😂
Me too.
Even the voice actor is enjoying this
Good ear. I would have missed it. Things were so ridiculous at this point.
Didn't catch it at first, but yeah, right at the "you're a jackass".
Written in the book of stfu 😂😂😂😂
In Arceus' defense, Sandslash could've aimed for anywhere but the eyes-
"Please don't make me wail on God!" Awesome.
And when he dropped the holy voice after getting sand in his eyes. So great.
And so it is written in the book of Shut the Fuck up, that we are all jackasses.
PRAISE THEE LORD.
All praise the Almighty Mew
+The1pokemaster1 Get out.
+SuperFanFiction dont be mean
***** There are three religions in the Pokemon World:
Arcean
Helix
Dome
Unless there is Mewtology.
"What about forgiveness? FUCK THAT!"
Oh God right when he got pissed it just became more and more hilarious. Dorkly at their finest!
Accurate that he fired Hyper Beam 5 times, as that's exactly how many times you can use it before recovering.
@1:05
@1:26
"I created you and I can sure as hell destroy you-" *immediately gets captured* xD
I died once Arceus said "As it is written in the book of Genesect..."
I am afraid to scroll down...
Matthew LePage funny too every scumlord that trolls reddit.
You can always scroll down with your eyes closed; that way you won't see delusionists and distortions. Only open your eyes when you get out of this video post.