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  • The joke involves a sexually explicit oyster metaphor and was originally told by George Burns.
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  • @JHasselroth
    @JHasselroth Před 4 lety +131

    Carl Reiner has died at age 98. He will be missed by so many. Sincere Condolences to his loved ones, so many wonderful memories you hold in your heart. May they comfort you always.

  • @ppipowerclass
    @ppipowerclass Před 7 lety +257

    The fact that this guy, in his 90's can make Conan laugh like that... Legendary.

  • @RonWinter335
    @RonWinter335 Před 7 lety +200

    I remember George Burns also saying that sex at age 90 is like shooting pool with a rope. Both are great jokes.

    • @cesarmadero05
      @cesarmadero05 Před 7 lety +12

      Ron Winter I just laughed by reading it lmao

    • @mp5249
      @mp5249 Před 2 lety

      Pre viagra

  • @TheFuriousfunk
    @TheFuriousfunk Před 4 lety +70

    I bought one of his books and paid for a personal signing. I asked for "to the only man I ever loved", he gave me something else and a post it note saying "I can only do that for one man and his name is Mel Brooks".

  • @Tetratronic
    @Tetratronic Před 7 lety +79

    It's hard to believe this man is 94 years old, looks great and has a lot of energy.

    • @vincecoughlin2327
      @vincecoughlin2327 Před 4 lety +3

      Not anymore

    • @kyleneopperman6186
      @kyleneopperman6186 Před 4 lety +4

      Well, I suppose every statement will expire in truth eventually

    • @alaididnalid7660
      @alaididnalid7660 Před 2 lety

      @@kyleneopperman6186 the statement "every statement will expire in truth" needs to be false eventually to be true indefinitely...which is a contradiction lol

    • @squatchjosh1131
      @squatchjosh1131 Před rokem

      @@alaididnalid7660 "Every statement, APART FROM THIS ONE, will expire in truth eventually."

  • @AwesomenessHippopotamus
    @AwesomenessHippopotamus Před 7 lety +33

    That is hands down the best joke that's ever been told on this show by a guest

  • @JohnSmith-un9fy
    @JohnSmith-un9fy Před 4 lety +11

    Between the joke and Conan's reaction that was funny as hell.

  • @whoopshey826
    @whoopshey826 Před 4 lety +9

    RIP Mr. Reiner, we will miss you dearly. There will never be another one like you.

  • @brunocancela443
    @brunocancela443 Před 7 lety +38

    OMG CONAN'S TRUE LAUGH. HE IS A LEPRECHAUN

  • @madmanali93
    @madmanali93 Před 7 lety +13

    It's truly amazing to see Reiner make conan laugh like that

  • @fardshayan
    @fardshayan Před 7 lety +21

    Everytime conan laughs it makes me so happy 🙂

  • @ValensBellator
    @ValensBellator Před 7 lety +17

    It's been a long time since I saw Conan crack up like that.

  • @AppleCore360
    @AppleCore360 Před 7 lety +19

    Well... That picture is burned in my mind

  • @dilkry
    @dilkry Před 4 lety +5

    #RIP Carl Reiner. You are one of the great ones.

  • @DelishBish
    @DelishBish Před 7 lety +19

    Lol they dont make em like that anymore. Old school comedians like George Burns had that dry wit and delivery. Classic.

  • @ruk2023--
    @ruk2023-- Před 7 lety +2

    Can't believe he's 94. Great career he's had and seems like a nice chap.

  • @dwara1206
    @dwara1206 Před 7 lety +36

    who scrolled to the comment section for the explanation of that joke?

  • @aldairreynoso2564
    @aldairreynoso2564 Před 7 lety +31

    George Burns ladies and gentlemen

  • @KingNothing710
    @KingNothing710 Před 7 lety +5

    man that delivery was perfect

  • @albertchin1050
    @albertchin1050 Před 4 lety +4

    I remember that movie, "Oh, God!". Carl Reiner and George Burns, two of comedy's greatest legends.

  • @MisterMitchMM
    @MisterMitchMM Před 4 lety +2

    Godspeed Carl. Thank you for bringing joy to my life. Rest in Peace. Mitch 🙏

  • @We_Reddit
    @We_Reddit Před 7 lety +67

    Carl, looking pretty good for a 94 yr old! The jacket's a tad big, but that's probably because you haven't gone shopping for a new one in 20 years.

    • @jetnut89
      @jetnut89 Před 7 lety +5

      Garden-Variety CZcams User looks like someone's got jokes. Do another one!

    • @ezeqeel8352
      @ezeqeel8352 Před 5 lety +2

      So he was that big in his 70s? Wonder how big the man was in his youth.

    • @glennfromthebronx
      @glennfromthebronx Před 4 lety +1

      @@ezeqeel8352 ...he was the main write on YOUR SHOW OF SHOWS.....with other writes including Mel Brooks, Woody Allen. Larry Gelbart/MASH....and half a dozen other top names.

  • @steffaney2012
    @steffaney2012 Před 7 lety +6

    Carl Reiner is a True Hollywood legend and he is wonderful

  • @KennySolos
    @KennySolos Před 7 lety +89

    This is Lyman Zerga, right??

    • @MysticDonBlair
      @MysticDonBlair Před 7 lety +1

      yes

    • @0sba
      @0sba Před 7 lety

      That movie was so bad but so good

    • @knutzano
      @knutzano Před 4 lety +2

      SoukEye No it was only so good.

    • @Spookypiratez
      @Spookypiratez Před 4 lety

      Knut Erik Svarstad I mean you’re wrong but that’s okay

  • @brendanbrady1000
    @brendanbrady1000 Před 7 lety +17

    That was so good you can hear part of the crowd say a synchronized 'Oh no' at 2:10

    • @RaymondHng
      @RaymondHng Před 4 lety

      It took them six seconds to come to the realization and say that. That's a bit slow.

  • @danijelb.3384
    @danijelb.3384 Před 7 lety +71

    This really old guy seems more active, fresh and agile than most 20 year olds these day's.

    • @JaxenRossisback
      @JaxenRossisback Před 4 lety +1

      Razor sharp.

    • @virgie4715
      @virgie4715 Před 4 lety

      I was 21 at the time of this interview, so I can speak on this when I say you’re absolutely correct.

    • @oldDNU
      @oldDNU Před 3 lety

      He produced and starred in a documentary on HBO about people who are 90+ years old who don’t act their age. It’s a worthy watch.

  • @jakeitnbakeit
    @jakeitnbakeit Před 6 lety +6

    That's the funniest and also nastiest thing I've ever heard

  • @ValensBellator
    @ValensBellator Před 7 lety +3

    ....what a perfect visual!

  • @alexjelly1
    @alexjelly1 Před 4 lety +3

    *RIP to an absolute legend*

  • @HueyRocks23
    @HueyRocks23 Před 4 lety

    I immediately jumped on to see this clip after hearing of his passing. RIP Straight Man to the 2000 year-old Man.

  • @elskadee4003
    @elskadee4003 Před 7 lety +2

    What a charming man, very sweet to watch

  • @bradleyrenfroe2776
    @bradleyrenfroe2776 Před 4 lety +1

    I don't know why I laugh at the moment Carl says "You can't say damn."

  • @apoorvjain7430
    @apoorvjain7430 Před 7 lety +4

    That joke had me dying.
    XD XD XD XD

  • @downtownj9730
    @downtownj9730 Před 4 lety +2

    rip, to an amazing man

  • @Lori-lp6uc
    @Lori-lp6uc Před rokem

    I've never seen Conan laugh so hard🤣🤣

  • @pointinpolyhedron
    @pointinpolyhedron Před 7 lety +3

    He said the same joke at Joan rivers toast too!! Still funny :)

  • @rendros88
    @rendros88 Před 4 lety +1

    Rest in peace to a legend!

  • @DaPlasticPaddy
    @DaPlasticPaddy Před 7 lety +37

    What a lovely old fella, will have to look him up and his life's work... Is he a director? Producer?

    • @thanrose
      @thanrose Před 7 lety +36

      yes. actor, writer, comedian. His son is Rob Reiner, pretty much as versatile and a well known director.

    • @danijelujcic8644
      @danijelujcic8644 Před 7 lety +1

      also check the Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers, he's there

    • @nnaomi139
      @nnaomi139 Před 7 lety +4

      Look for Sid Ceasar "This is your story"

    • @ErisRising
      @ErisRising Před 7 lety

      And did a great cameo in it, too!

    • @lackofalltradez
      @lackofalltradez Před 6 lety

      He also played a small character in two and a half men season 11,marries Evelyn.

  • @geogmz8277
    @geogmz8277 Před 7 lety +7

    Oyster in a slot machine... hahahaha...

    • @afiqueamirule5772
      @afiqueamirule5772 Před 3 lety

      Can someone please explain the joke me and the others really wanna know what it's mean

  • @ohhhKrazy
    @ohhhKrazy Před 7 lety +2

    Conan would be GREAT for playing the Joker in batman

  • @troynov1965
    @troynov1965 Před 4 lety

    RIP to the legendary Carl Reiner ......Godspeed

  • @jrvondoom
    @jrvondoom Před 4 lety +3

    R.I.P THE GREAT MAN.

  • @dalococider
    @dalococider Před 4 lety +1

    R.I.P Carl Reiner

  • @Orto-jj2di
    @Orto-jj2di Před 4 lety +1

    Legends never die

  • @grahamb.4447
    @grahamb.4447 Před 4 lety +1

    George Burns is also quoted as saying "having sex in your 90s is like trying to shoot pool with a piece of rope"

  • @JD43232
    @JD43232 Před 6 lety

    Lyman Zerga, Simon Leopold
    , Kensington Chubb. This man played wonderful parts

  • @yonihalevi2017
    @yonihalevi2017 Před 2 lety

    What a legit legend!

  • @ThatgirlnamedJodie
    @ThatgirlnamedJodie Před 4 lety

    RIP Carl. Brilliant mind.

  • @MrShwinner
    @MrShwinner Před 7 lety +1

    living legend

  • @thephoenixxy
    @thephoenixxy Před 7 lety +3

    You always learn something from people like him.

  • @KikoJonesUSA
    @KikoJonesUSA Před 4 lety +1

    RIP, sir.

  • @alexjelly1
    @alexjelly1 Před 7 lety +8

    Legendary joke 😂

  • @andrewgrove1691
    @andrewgrove1691 Před 4 lety

    A legend..r.i.p

  • @LadyDiLeo7
    @LadyDiLeo7 Před 2 lety

    I didn't get the joke since I know English not so well, but Conan's laugh made it

  • @TheWolfbay
    @TheWolfbay Před 3 lety

    2:16 - conan would made an awesome joker

  • @NITROUSOXIDE921
    @NITROUSOXIDE921 Před 4 lety +1

    RIP Carl Riener

  • @TheKeyboardKing1
    @TheKeyboardKing1 Před 4 lety +1

    When Oh God! Came out George was 81 and Carl was 55. George lived to 100 and Carl is still going at 98! We should all live like them!

    • @mt22201
      @mt22201 Před 4 lety +1

      Looks like you jinxed him.

  • @samiullahmir
    @samiullahmir Před 4 lety

    R.I.P Carl Reiner!!!!

  • @freddylubin
    @freddylubin Před 3 lety +2

    In his 90s, Burns would say that he still runs after the women, but can't remember why.

  • @guydavidknollcomedy
    @guydavidknollcomedy Před 4 lety

    Rest in peace

  • @tomimpala
    @tomimpala Před 4 lety

    may he rest in peace x hahaha

  • @ghettoengine
    @ghettoengine Před 7 lety +36

    fallon would have ruined it by giggling through reiner's set up, that annoying fake giggle of his.

    • @ppipowerclass
      @ppipowerclass Před 7 lety +4

      I was thinking the same exact thing.

    • @virgie4715
      @virgie4715 Před 4 lety +2

      Conan (in my humble opinion) is the greatest talk show host of *my* generation. He’s such a good, respectful interview.

  • @airsick88
    @airsick88 Před 4 lety

    Thank you Carl.

  • @ElijahSanDiego
    @ElijahSanDiego Před 6 lety

    95 years

  • @geniusmcwhatnot9869
    @geniusmcwhatnot9869 Před 2 lety

    CR was SO lucky to still have such a sharp mind as a very old man.

  • @ssokol91
    @ssokol91 Před 4 lety +1

    RIP

  • @antoniomercado6174
    @antoniomercado6174 Před 4 lety +1

    Carl DEP † encantador!!!

  • @nishantsharma7436
    @nishantsharma7436 Před 7 lety +7

    those who didnt get it ..dont worry u will get it after 50 years..lmao

  • @joeyterrell873
    @joeyterrell873 Před 7 lety +4

    This dude looks great for 94! He looks younger than my 60 year old grandpa

  • @ryanwolf9562
    @ryanwolf9562 Před 4 lety +1

    💔💔💔

  • @hollypietrzak5214
    @hollypietrzak5214 Před 7 měsíci

    Carl Reiner voiced Santa Claus on Madagascar before?

  • @jomjom75
    @jomjom75 Před 7 lety +1

    Mr. Lyman Zerga

  • @rohansk8312
    @rohansk8312 Před 7 lety +1

    or walnuts in a sock

  • @Travis7060312
    @Travis7060312 Před 7 lety +3

    1:08 for Fan Corrections. He should have said Andy and me. I'm too lazy to do it.

    • @MysticDonBlair
      @MysticDonBlair Před 7 lety +1

      "Andy and I."

    • @Sonny32
      @Sonny32 Před 7 lety +1

      No, he shouldn't have.

    • @Travis7060312
      @Travis7060312 Před 7 lety +1

      +classy So he should just say "There's I"? The way you tell is taking out the other person and seeing if it makes sense.

    • @Travis7060312
      @Travis7060312 Před 7 lety +1

      +Funk Daddy You tell by taking out the other person: "There's I" Doesn't make sense.

    • @RaymondHng
      @RaymondHng Před 4 lety

      @@Sonny32 Correct grammar: "There is Andy and me" and "Andy and I are there."

  • @sonnycrockett9900
    @sonnycrockett9900 Před 7 lety

    That crusty old suit looks older than him

  • @s0ngf0rx
    @s0ngf0rx Před 4 lety

    as someone whos never ate/felt an oyster before, this is a tough one. but i read someones explanation in the comments

  • @HawkingRegime13
    @HawkingRegime13 Před 7 lety

    Oceans

  • @joelamb77
    @joelamb77 Před 4 lety

    Hahahahaha

  • @heccerda
    @heccerda Před 4 lety +1

    Rip

  • @fierystag6357
    @fierystag6357 Před 4 lety

    Rip.

  • @Mr.FastZombie
    @Mr.FastZombie Před 7 lety

    Every time they said "Oh god" I thought they meat like an "oh my god" oh god and not the thing they were talking about.

  • @jasonf.vasquez9774
    @jasonf.vasquez9774 Před 4 lety +1

    RIP Carl :/

  • @mattyb3780
    @mattyb3780 Před 4 lety +1

    RIP you gem. Don't make'm like that anymore.

  • @nqinadlamini
    @nqinadlamini Před 7 lety +4

    That story is hilarious and sad at the same time.
    Imagine having all the money, confidence, personality to score, but the main member is never up to it. Yiissh, very sad.

  • @themonkysuncle
    @themonkysuncle Před rokem

    George also once said , when asked about being with 19 year old women, I liked them when I was 19 and I haven’t changed my mind 😄

  • @jerzh9366
    @jerzh9366 Před 7 lety

    You dirty old man :D

  • @DavidHernandez-ug9gb
    @DavidHernandez-ug9gb Před 7 lety

    great joke lol

  • @somerslim25
    @somerslim25 Před 4 lety +2

    I am 63 years old and I still don’t get it. Just eat herbal turtle soup. I still do it like a rabbit.

  • @duckhere23
    @duckhere23 Před 2 lety

    Now in other life they asking him who is your god?

  • @tycobb2580
    @tycobb2580 Před 4 lety

    Conan saw "Your Show of Shows"? Is he 80-years-old?

  • @BryanVillMiami
    @BryanVillMiami Před 4 lety

    Why do I scroll, and see no explanations? It’ll come to me.

  • @kitpalmer1583
    @kitpalmer1583 Před 4 lety +1

    RIP sir.

  • @LoLo-hs7bp
    @LoLo-hs7bp Před 4 lety

    Friendly reminder to water your plants today

  • @datrevil
    @datrevil Před 4 lety

    Rip dear sir

  • @lostthingsdept
    @lostthingsdept Před 4 lety +1

    RIP :(

  • @michelwelling4692
    @michelwelling4692 Před 7 lety

    hes still alive?!

  • @liquidpersuasion
    @liquidpersuasion Před 6 lety

    white version of saito in limbo 😂

  • @saladman7083
    @saladman7083 Před 4 lety +1

    RIP Carl Reiner

  • @Adisenpai
    @Adisenpai Před 7 lety +59

    I didn't get the joke someone explain it!!!!!

    • @charliemurphy5507
      @charliemurphy5507 Před 7 lety +45

      Adi senpai Lol it means trying to have sex with a flacid penis

    • @_6doughver
      @_6doughver Před 7 lety

      Adi senpai good , cuz it's not that funny

    • @MysticDonBlair
      @MysticDonBlair Před 7 lety +49

      oyster (meaning without the shell) = flaccid penis
      Slot machine (meaning the coin slot) = tight vaginas

    • @MysticDonBlair
      @MysticDonBlair Před 7 lety +27

      +Ecstatic All day It was funny AF.

    • @ValensBellator
      @ValensBellator Před 7 lety +10

      I donno what you're talking about Ecstatic, that was gold right there lol

  • @Karynthian
    @Karynthian Před 6 lety

    S A U L